/heem/ Cynthia Edition

This is the thread

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just a lil heeminder

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>>75135419
a lil heeminder for you contrarians

Post Cynthia's feet

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>>75135285
post gains

DC is a paper champ, Weidman is a flopper, and Rumble lost on purpose.

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which is more usada'd?

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>thread wars with 2 shit threads

>>75135498
>eat a massive overhand right
>land a borderline soccer kick with full force that doesn't even wobble your opponent
>panic and get rekt
Yup, on purpose.

>>75135516
There's no war. This is the clear winner.

>>75135481
this

>>75135363
>>75135419
>>75135542
You are quickly becoming the biggest loser on /heem/

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heeminder if thechris wants it again

>>75135586
Pretty sure you replied to 3 people there, lad. The fact is youre the P4P biggest loser on /heem/ and always will be.

>>75135540
This, he def tried to heem DC numerous times

We won't see a Jones/DC rematch until December due to year suspension and I'm guessing Jones will look like total shit again with all that time off

What you want me to dye my hair blonde now?

>>75135635
>he def tried to heem DC numerous times
The only success he had was a single head kick lol the other 7 minutes he was cage-hugging.

It's cool if you never watched PRIDE to see how fixed fights look like.

>have success hitting DC
>"fuck if I keep this up I'll win. Better switch things up!"
>shoots a takedown attempt

Hey pussy, are you still here?

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Think Yair can beat Frankie?

>>75135691
>gass massively hitting DC
>DC literally not hurt at all
>DC lands an overhand
>''oh fuck i'm not hurting him but he's hurting me and i'm gassing''
>get PTSD from first fight
>shoot a takedown out of panic

Chris probably lost the very few fans he has left. With Pettis he's the former champ with the biggest fall from grace. Even Aldo after collapsing in a shocking way still had the strenght to rise from his ashes

>>75135744
easily

>>75135680
A fixed fight you don't soccer kick your opponent straight to the face with full force

PRIDE also didn't fix fights like that, they would find famous foreign fighters with weak MMA background, and promise them a fix then drop in a pro jap MMA guy to mangle them brutally.

>>75135746
>literally not hurt at all
Besides the dent in his nose?

>>75135746
>>shoot a takedown out of panic
That's a real dumb narrative ya tryna force there. He wasn't panicking cause he wasn't hurt, his corner were begging him to disengage and he never listened, cause he was fighting his own fight.

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>>75135746
>lol let me wrestle an olympian even though I can only win by ko
>state of kosovo

who do you match weidman up with now someone like whittaker or uriah hall?

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This poor fighter seems to have lost his coaches

You can help him find them, but only if you post "DON'T FUCKING WRESTLE WITH HIM" in this thread.

so how is 211 gonna fall apart it cant be worse than 210 right

>>75135782
Aldo also didn't lose multiple fights in a row after being starched. He came back strong against Fronkie and never tried to game the system to get a win.

>>75135807
>cosmetic damage matters in a fight
He wasn't wobbled in the slightest, and Rumble understandably shit himself.

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*portions good timing*

>>75135746
you're literally making shit up

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cynthia webms coming up

>>75135851
>even though I can only win by ko
>literally land the hardest possible shot he could and not even wobble him
>what is panic
>what is a wrestler going back to his roots under duress

>>75135855
whittaker is fighting jacare. I would give weidman anderson for a rematch.

>>75135900
dawwww :3

>>75135900
she's so fucking cute

>>75135917
>break wrestlers nose
>clinch lol
he could have rory'd dc if he didnt plan on throwing it

>>75135744
as long as he doesn't gas out on bottom he has a decent chance of landing something
Whothefuckisthatguy nearly KO'd Edgar with a kick

>>75135807
You don't think Rumble had an Oh Shit moment after shattering Cormier's nose and seeing it had literally no effect on DC?

>>75135871
Based Weidman-shill color commentator Cruz also noticed that in the first clinch when DC hit AJ you could visibly see that AJ was like 'wtf, i want no more of that'. I think AJ either had a pre existing injury or got brained by that first punch enough he didn't want to risk standup with DC and get taken down on his back again.

Of course DC denialists will claim it was a work and Dana was secretly in on all of this and that reptilians run WMEIMG staging all fixed fights

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>>75135859
DONT FUCKING WRESTLE WIT HIM

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>>75135363
Good thread. Cynthia rules. NotePad is a douche.

>>75135959
>gass massively throwing strikes
>eat an overhand right that he clearly didn't enjoy
The moment Rumble doesn't feel comfortable somewhere, he bails. His problem is lack of heart.

>>75136019
post her feet

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>>75136021
>yfw Rumble with Sakuraba-tier heart
Unstoppable

I like Cynthia but she has a potty mouth.

CHRIS IS STILL MY BOY

HOLLY IS STILL MY BABY GIRL

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE THEM

>>75135998
>it was a work
Mandrama casual pls go

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Wake up Conor. It's all over.

>>75136104
He did. That's why Weedman lost instead of getting a DQ.

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>dana puts her on 2 ppvs back to back
>after the event they do interviews together and post fight press conference
>dana says he see's what he saw in GSP, Ronda, and McGregor in her

its over m8s. if she goes on a win streak shes getting the billion dollar push

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>holly btfo
>chris btfo
>wonderboy btfo

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BEST FISHERMAN IN MMA.

Can someone post DC's overhand right?

>>75135744
i love yair such a fun fighter to watch

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>>75136180
paige vanwho?

>Rumble became a wrestler cause DC punched him in the first 10 seconds

He has been hit by worse and he didn't turn into a wrestler then.

>>75136163
That's not a problem for them. It's just part of god's plan.

>>75136227
>He has been hit by force
It was a massive shot, and he also never landed a fucking soccer kick on a diving dude only for him to continue fighting like nothing happened. DC literally broke Rumble, just like he said he would.

>>75136181
cowboy too

why are drumpfkins so pathetic?

NEED webms of Mousasi jabbing Weidman up at the beginning of round 2.

>>75136251
>DC literally broke Rumble
Lol Rumble already had one foot out the door, he wasn't in the fight 100% and for sure he threw it. That gameplan otherwise makes no sense.

>>75136180
It's not official until Rogan starts crying and calls her a once in a lifetime talent

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>>75136252
>henderson btfo
>kennedy btfo
>cowboy btfo
>chris btfo
>holly btfo
>wondercuck btfo

>>75136281
im downloading the event now. i'll make webms of it later

is studboy radio a weekly thing? think theyll have cynthia on next time?

post the fukken choke out by

>>75136252
KANGZ

>>75136324
>and for sure he threw it
>''Lemme just try to kick this nigga's head off to make it look real enough''

>>75136180
>29 years old

if she was 4 years younger they could market her in a big star

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>>75136324
You're just desperate now. Accept DC broke Rumble again and move on with your life my young casual

>>75136422
she only needs a couple years to get rich, doesn't matter

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>>75136180
friendship with paige is over

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Post YFW you tapped out your bank account:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqj6xi5_JI

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Poor little Jackie boys getting Headkicked into the shadow realm next week.

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>tfw you finally get the SUCC

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ONCE IN HUMAN HISTORY

>>75135363
no tits body of a child disgusting

>>75136644
somebody's stuck in the mud

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>sweden

dana is so lucky he gets a new female fighter on his d every couple of months. and when theyrre old and busted like ronda he drops them like a box of dead fish

cynthia is really cool and wild and funny and cute i hope she wins the title

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>All these manlet trolls popping out of the woodwork saying Humble threw the fight

Imagine being beta and hating based DC to the point where you try to denigrate his image like this that you're willing to proxy sully the image of another well liked fighter just to get to Cormier.

You should consider suicide.

>>75136326
Rogan will probably never hype another woman like that again

>>75136422
she's got a pretty clear path to the title
>15-10 opponent
>10-5 opponent
>10-5 opponent
>tecia torres
>polish goblin

she could do this in one, maybe 2 years. beating tecia would blow her up

>>75135363
>wmma fight was the best of the card

Apologize /heem/

>>75136667
what's wrong with that, Alex is a polite boy

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>>75136674
>cynthia is really cool and wild and funny and cute i hope she wins the title

>>75136644

Go work on your jitz paige

>>75136710
yeah I guess, still wonder how good her striking is, would to see her face someone with solid TDD

>>75136644
gay

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>>75136709
>It's a Spain clears the thread episode
Based.

>>75136180
She's actually a pretty decent fighter too. Someone said they should make her vs Paige next.
I wouldn't mind that, but it's sort of bad for business since they'd be killing one of their hype trains. It's odd because I don't see her at the top level, but realistically she's probably only 3 or 4 fights away from top 5 which doesn't seem like enough to be ready for JJ

>>75136791
yeah i think the best thing for her would be to put her up against the best striker in the 15-10 range and if she can strike with them or get to her jitsu effectively then she'll be ranked deservedly. she definitely has some pretty okay movement tho. i dont think she'd ever beat kookies or rose tho

>Cormier weighs in
>1.2 lbs over
>gets weighed again
>perfect weight
>Johnson weighs in
>1.2 lbs under
coincidence?

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Coaches got to have faith in their fighter

>>75136709
based spain putting joncucks on notice

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>>75136868
>DC finishes Rumble at 1:20
Really fires up the neurons.

>>75136837
>she sound fight page
you do realize that thats a revenge match? paige used to be Team Alpha Male's golden girl but she ditched them. Now Cynthia is TAM's top girl now. They already shit talk Paige so they probably would hype that rivalry up pretty big. That could actually be the fight that gets the Cynthia hype train really going

>>75136709
Rumble was never liked. People hated him for being an oversized WW scared to fight guys his own size, people hated him when he missed weight including being 10 pounds over when he fought Vitor at MW, people hated him when he caught a DV charge and then whined on social media about a fat person doing yoga.

>IIIIII LLLL EEEEEEEE GAL KNEEEEE

Did anyone else get a little emotional during the Faber tribute?

Also anyone know the name of the narrator that did that? He does a bunch of stuff for UFC but I can never find his name. HE sounds like Ving Rhames but I don't think it's actually Ving.

>>75136913
>They already shit talk Paige
They do? I thought they left on good terms and were OK with each other.
I doubt the rest of TAM would really want to get involved in a rivalry against PVZ anyway, she's a young lass and they're a bunch of blokes and Cynthia hasn't been there long enough for there to be that rivalry.

Also, PVZ is a bigger star than Cynthia and likely will be for a while. They don't want to hand her a loss, she's doing some cooking thing now which is only increasing her fame. Cynthia is a rising star, giving her a loss only stops her train whilst Dana is high on her. It's a fun fight on paper but not one I see happening.

>>75136709
És tu outra vez?

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>>75137001
It's Ron Pearlman ya fucking goof.

>>75136868
Cormier held the towel but the scales weren't tampered with.

A) They weren't moved, people would have seen it

B) Rumble weighed in in tracksuits, why would he do that if he was 205 on the dot?

>>75137001
When the narrator said "He ducked no one" I got goosebumps and my eyes got watery.

>pearlfags no where to be seens
btfo

>>75137087
Fuck I shoulda known that, but to my credit they dont always put his name up like they did with DMX, Ving, and that chef traveler guy.

>>75135595
youtube comments on heem content have really stepped up their game lately, i was very impressed with the pressers livestream chat last night

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>>75137121
>implying i wasnt hyping /pearl/ and /cynthia/
i also hype /grasso/ too

>>75137152
They did this time though.

>>75137152
Ok I looked and they did put his name up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG1-xbpAr28

Great promo.

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>>75136834
>>75136884
DC niggas only reasonable niggas.

Saved.

>>75136933
And then he did exactly that, fought guys his sized and killed all of them except DC. Don't be a dickhead, AJ is well loved.

>>75137050
OBLÁ MEU PRETO, ABISTES O EBENTO DE ONTEM?

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Mexican Gremlin vs Polish Goblin
that could be one spicy main event in a year or 2. i like it

>>75137222
Eia não pode, diz o nome de um boy que nos tenha-mos falado mais a fundo...?

>>75137222
Thanks for choosing to stay on /heem/. We autists need you.

>>75137255
Theyre definitely building her up as a contender for Joanna to smash.

>>75137032
nah, Paige just abandoned them without any warning. Urijah has talked about it in interviews and they've talked about it on Studboy Radio a bunch of times. They seem like pretty arrogant guys. Anybody that doesn't praise them they talk shit about. The rivalry would be good because they were legit friends. They're all over each other's instagrams because they trained together daily. I'd say PVZ vs Cynthia would be a good fight to make once PVZ gets another win and Cynthia is in the top 10

>>75136913
>They already shit talk Paige
lol no theyre not. Faber did an interview and said she's welcome to train with them any time and that its common for people to go try different gyms. It's all good.

Why are you making shit up for? You're that much of a loser?

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>>75137261
Falamos do Gus e do Gastelum e a falta de profissionalismo deste último. Alto conas o gajo.

Não perdeste grande coisa, foi um evento de merda excepto 2-3 combates (inclusive o do DC, se bem que foi curto).

>>75137288
Percocet, molly percocet.
Percocet, molly percocet.
Represent.

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You think I'm just gonna sit here and not suck your dick, Jon?

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/CALVILLO/

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>>75137441
you dont watch Studboy Radio with /heem/ every tuesday do you? They've talked about Paige on there plenty and its never positive

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>>75137511
Clawja is not gay

>>75136281
you mean weidman hitting mooses fist with his head

Eugene S. Robinson @eugeneSrobinson

Finished training. Heading to the Knuckle Up "studio". Get ready. Stay ready.

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>weidman

>>75137443
Literally unheemable.
Undisputed GOAT.

I was very happy to see that Ariel and Dana are starting to get along like the good ol'e days, a nice friendship they have

>“Yeah, I just talked to Paige this morning. We’re not exactly sure what Paige is planning on doing for her fight camps,” Faber told Submission Radio. “You know, she’s always welcome here and I may go out there and help her. She did move to Oregon where she’s from originally, I mean, that’s where her family’s from and everything. She bought a house and that’s her home place. And Lance Palmer, he’s a guy who comes and trains with us who’s going to be commuting. He’s moved back to Ohio but he’s doing his camps out with us.

>“But I’m not sure what she’s planning on doing. I’ve been helping her make sure that wherever she goes she gets training in, and Chael Sonnen has been helping her get set up out there with some training. So we’re not exactly sure what she’s going to do about her camps. We have a lot of people that come and do the camps with us and she’s welcome, but I don’t think she’s made a decision necessarily on that.”

Yeah Faber sure is "shittalking" her.

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>>75137557
Absolutely based

And no I dont watch studboy radio every tuesday. I watched once and it was lame. No one here has the balls to call in.

>>75137619
poppa krazy horse

>>75135515
Only one way to find out. Have Weidman face the winner of Boetsch-Hendricks.

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>PLAY THE REPLAY AGAIN PLAY IT AGAIN WAIT THATS A LEGAL KNEE THATS A LEGAL KNEE THE FIGHTS OVER I DONT UNDERSTAND THE FIGHTS OVER, PLAY IT AGAIN, WAIT WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND THE FIGHTS OVER THIS CRAZY, THATS O N N I T FOLKS

the fuck is wrong with this guy, he just lost the biggest alpha brain customer in north america (me) after that spergout. having 2 other people the whole night didn't help. But 3 announcers is just too good of an idea to scrap aftger one bad night.

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>>75137654

i wouldn't mind mousasi vs manhoef though

>>75137642
>No one here has the balls to call in.
except someone already has, i've tried but no answer

>>75137443
Queria mesmo que dissesses o Gus, espectáculo meu.

Eu vi crl, ví em direto até aos últimos 3.

Gostei de ver o Charles Oliveira, viste a tradutora a não traduzir o mais importante? Via-se que era tradutora de espanhol pelo sotaque.

Gostei muito de ver o Thiago Alves, o Burgos contra o Rosa também foi fixe, queria que o Mousasi ganha-se portanto é na boa, o Wideman tentou aproveitar-se para tentar o DQ e fazer-se de incapacitado e depois não gostou de não ser dado como apto, teve o que merece, conas. De resto o Rumble não estava mesmo com vontade de continuar a lutar e pareceu-me que não quis levar dano e por isso optou pelo grappling, e depois deu a finalização por completo, 2 combates 2 prendas para o DC.

did a hotpocket delete my post about ariel being a backstabber? ayyyy lmao

so where actually was myles jury?

>>75137727
Dana's lap found a quick replacement for Paige

Out of TAM too!!

Tony vs Edson was more entertaining than any Conor fight

Discuss

>>75137727
i wonder what it's like to touch a rich person

>>75137743
Injured and kicking rocks

>>75137764
Conor-Nate 2 was a great fight

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Told ya

>>75137743
10 stories under reebok hq with a car starter attached to his balls

>>75137764
Conor fights are about the outcome, not the quality of the fights.

>>75137685
>I wouldn't mind Mousasi vs Manhoef though

Well then you're in luck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG1Kjri9wiE

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>>75137727

>>75137790
we knew this last night

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>>75137832
SHOTS FIRED

>paigevanzantufc
As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones. I am so blessed to have this girl and her family in my life

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>>75137832
"Paige was never my friend" - Dana Frederick White, Jr.

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>>75137724
Vi combate sim, combate não porque o meu Stream estava a ir pro caralho mas apanhei a parte do Oliveira. Esse gajos anda numa caída de qualidade, perder contra o Pettis em FW e o Lamas por Sub não é coisa boa.

>Thiago Alves
Ando a seguir esse gajo desde que era miúdo e sinceramente achei que o gajo se reformou lel.
Quanto ao Mousasi vs Weidma, isso era uma luta que não queria ver ninguém perder e depois acontece essa merda e acaba o combate da pior forma. Vejo a posição do Weidman, dizem ao gajo que o joelho foi ilegal e que tem cinco minutos... Depois o gajo aproveita-os, pensa que não consegue continuar porque levou heem nos cornos e chega o árbitro e diz, sem mais nem menos, "Afinal o joelho é legal mas toma o tempo que precisares". Os médicos como não sabiam o que fazer pararam o combate. Falta de profissionalismo do Dan, dos médicos e do atrasado do Rogan. Nem o Mousasi gostou dessa decisão mas no fim do dia tem um "W" no record dele e é o que lhe importa.

Só tenho pena de não ter chegado a existir Humble vs Jones. Acho sinceramente que o Jones ia levar um KO do AJ.

>>75137891
hey dude nice to see you survived the ban from posting gay porn last night

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>>75137891
>mfw someone speaks foreign on heem

>>75137678
Rogan always spergs out like this and worse when he does the post fight interview he spergs and goes on and on about the 'controversies' they need to just get rid of him already

>alpha brain
literally placebo pills

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>>75137871

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>>75137678
>>75137922
Would you prefer the approach where he just pretended everything was fine and the UFC is the best thing ever?

Like holy shit how can you complain that he actually showed his bewilderment as opposed to hiding it like a corporate shill. It's good to see him actually put emotion in his commentary.

DELBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-kqeye_gNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-kqeye_gNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-kqeye_gNQ

>>75137678
No shit, I was like, "I swear to god if this asshole says "legal knee" one more time I will ragequit

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>>75137911
Don't put my name in the name of gay porn, Anon. I'm MAJOR against that.

>>75137914
/heem/ is on an American website. The US is a melting pot of languages and cultures. I can speak whichever of the 6 languages I speak here :^)

>>75137922
Agreed.

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>>75137790
>>75137864
I don't get it, don't the coaches usually main event the TUF Finale show?
Why are they on 213? Who's headlining TUF?

>>75138030
>/heem/ is on an American website. The US is a melting pot of languages and cultures. I can speak whichever of the 6 languages I speak here :^)

Will England ever recover?

>>75137993
the ref works for the commission you dumb bitch, woulda liked him to chill the fuck out and provide some level headed opinions

>>75137832
saved

>>75137790
They're coaching TUF, anyone who didn't see this fight needs to KTS

>>75136709
Imagine claim to train mma for 10 years but never have success and instead let out frustration by sperging on heem like a child

You are a sore loser, spain

>>75138030
it's considered rude to speak another language in public in america you twink poster

>>75138106
Disregard by fuckery, just saw the date

>>75135900
a butterface mexican womanlet is unironically the best girlfriend you could ever have. they're irl pokemons

>>75137891
O Serra e o corner dele estavam a dizer-lhe que era ilegal e para ele ficar em baixo, ele cavou o DQ.

Digo-te, vê o Thiago Alves, ele teve espectacular mesmo, parecia que tinha menos 10 anos.

Não sei, o Rumble pareceu muito em baixo mentalmente, tanto no primeiro como agora no segundo, se o Jon usa-se o seu Wrestling partia-o todo.

Desde que a organização passou para os novos donos que os PPV já nem valem a pena, até já alguns fazem estreia na main card (Pearl Gonzalez).

>>75138081
>the ref works for the commission
What does that have to do with Rogan?
He didn't understand what was going on and spoke his mind. No shit refs are assigned by the commission?
How level headed can he be when he doesn't understand what's just happened? Do you need to be spoonfed the entire scenario so you can grasp it?

At the time it was bizarre, no one really understood. Only the benefit of replays, post fight interviews and watching it all again has it been made more clear what's been going on, and even then people aren't sure

Besides, Anik was there saying more level headed shit go listen to him you bundle of sticks

>>75138038
t. 196'er

I'm glad I didn't watch the Embeddeds for 210. Pearl seems like a sweet girl and I would have been heartbroken to see her lose.

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>>75138137

>>75138148
it means criticizing the ref has nothing to do with the UFC, which makes your first post retarded.

>How level headed can he be when he doesn't understand what's just happened?
faggot

>>75138148
Joe was too fast onnit imo

He instantly started to say to rewind the replay of the second knee then shout it was all legal.

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Sage fucking rules

>>75138189
>it means criticizing the ref has nothing to do with the UFC
Who is talking about criticising the ref. You didn't mention it, neither did I. What are you even talking about.

Are you trying to say that by me saying him pretending everything was fine and the UFC is the best pertained to only the referee in the situation? Are you dense?

>>75138210
How is asking for a replay a bad thing bro

>>75138219
do they hold hands yet?

>>75138158
No I joined at 208 now tell me

>>75138243
Stop coping

>>75138232
the referee was who Rogan was sperging out about you dense sack of bricks

>>75136667
He's just being nice dude.

What do you lads think Dana says to his female fighters before he fucks them?

>>75138232
No I am saying it's a good thing, that Joe did well

>>75138262
if its a fight that wont draw shit, they put it on fox. rampage, chael, all were coaches that main evented payperviews.

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so we all are /Cynthia/ now right?

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>>75136281
>>75136379

>>75138318
Nope. Can't wait until someone knocks her the fuck out

>>75138303
Thanks senpai, better that than being memed on

>>75138318
POO

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>>75138263
Beg me, doggie

You are too much of a pussy to show your ugly face on here, there is zero chance you show even if I come

You wouldn't even try to get in my guard

>>75138263
>Odiar o GOAT

Mas como?

Isso do juice é coisa de hater, é impossível olhares para ele e achares que ele anda nisso, as minhas pernas são mais atléticas que as dele, e eu não faço um caralho. Epá mas o rumble deu mesmo pena, ele à procura dos treinadores e ninguém ficou a lado dele, vê-se que ele é mesmo abusado no gym.

Consegues perceber brasileiros?

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>>75138243
i think you'd be surprised

>>75138267
No, he was "sperging" over the whole situation. Notice how your initial post made no mention of the referee. If that was really your focus your gross exaggeration would have mentioned the ref somewhere.

The referee was only a part of the puzzle. The only time I recall Joe even blaming Dan was when the call was made to stop the fight, which even then wasn't directly at Dan because he said it was a terrible call. Do you know who that call came from? The Doctors, not Dan.

>>75138365
lithcuck is now my boy

>>75138111
Just because you're ignorants and want to know everyting that's none of your business. NSA says hi btw.

>>75137993
He goes full sperg though, you can protest the stupidity of ringside officials no problem but screaming about it in rapid fire not letting Cruz or anybody else get a word in is just hype-man level cringe.

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>>75138365
Lith leave him alone

Also Congrats buddeh

>>75138378
dropped

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>>75138365
spain speaks more languages than you are feet tall

>>75138398
fag person from a fag country, stay out of my way loser

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>>75138338
>strawweight
>knockout
you'll be waiting a long time my man

>>75138405
>hype-man
That's his job
If you don't like his commentating that's a wider issue desu, but if you don't mind it I don't see an issue with how he was reacting.
I was pretty much reacting the same way with my bro, it was a shitshow

>>75138417
I admit this was kek

>>75138333
Good work

Moose had some wild striking in this fight, but at other points he was sharp as ever

>>75138106
Retard


Told ya as in i said it was gonna be on 213 not fight night

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>>75138435

>>75138365
what type of cans did you rolls with if you won after 3 months of training?

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this is a comfy thread

they should fire jon anik and brian stann into the permanent denied access to any headset and camera

i think the weidman is done

>>75138438
The color commentator isn't supposed to add drama to said shitshow compare Cruz reactions to Rogan just yelling over everybody

>>75138509
probably just overpowered all those lith scrubs

>>75138476
Yeah he looked out of sorts, kind of fidgety, I don't know if he was anxious or overtrained or something else, but when he turned it on it was as good as over

>>75138507
sides in orbit

Weidman has litterally no fans left after all that, right?

>>75138527
>ywn have enough money to fly her in for pooplay

>>75138543
are you implying horse meat?

>>75138568
im still on the team

>>75138568
its never too late to join the team

>>75138509
Beginners up to 2 years, but the guy I rolled in photo said he was going to bjj for a third year now.

I get away by being 2stronk for my weightclass

>>75138527
The Chris is not done. His wrestling is still really good and his last 3 losses have come against top contenders.

>>75138551
I think the takedowns pissed him off. Chris was getting them and keeping Moose down a bit, even if he wasn't doing a lot of damage. At one point Chris even had mount which was really bad.

>>75136709
i miss spergOP

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>>75138568
Never
Back
Down

>>75138541
I can see your point desu, I just don't personally agree that much. I like his style.

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>>75138507
>knockout
>knockdown
>same thing

I'LL STAND MY GROUND
WON'T BE TURNED AROUND

>>75138577
Why? He sucks and he backs down.

>>75138521
post face or confirmed permaSHOOK by lithlad

>>75138669
only an idiot would post their face on here

>>75138634
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paige_VanZant
KO (switch kick and punches)

>>75138663
once a boy forever a boy

The absolute state of ufc refs.
>get kneed in a potentially illegal way
>lose

>>75138663
Shut up.

>>75138690
Not the refs fault at all

>>75138614
These threads are infinitely better without NotePad

>>75138686
You got honeydicked

>>75138541
Rogan is like that dramatic score in a car chace scene

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>>75138603
Weidman didn't look bad yeah, it's just repeated fights against top talent are exposing his limitations, as a pretty one-note striker and endurance issues.

CASHING CHEQUES AND COLLECTING BELTS

>get knee'd
>milk it for dq
>it was legal
>i-i can continue
chriscucks btfo

>>75138704
The ref was told it was legal so come back in and restart done

>>75138736
Loved this transition.
As for Weidman even his striking looked on point against Moose. He caught him a few times. I suppose he does have some work to do, but I don't reckon he's done by any means

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>>75138684
>KO
>knockout
>knocked out
>out
>unconscious
>knocked unconscious
>fall down, push away, cover up, roll over
>unconscious

>>75138743
>not viable
Cause ur a pussy

Ur excuse is that ur SCARED what people will think

Pussy lol

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*catches a fish*

>>75138784
The Doctors made the decision to call the fight. Watch it back, Dan was going to allow it to continue, he constantly asked how much time Weidman had to recover. The Doctors went up to him and told him to call it though, he can't not listen to them, he works for the commission as do they. Doctors word is final.
And even for the actual knee, it was almost impossible to tell in real time if it was legal or not.

>>75138726
The problem is he's in a position to really influence people's opinions. Romero is the best example, there was no mention of him being rocked by Kennedy illegally grabbing his glove, or that he got up the second the ref told him to do so, just WHAT IS HE DOING HE'S STILL SITTING DOWN ABLOBLO. Now casuals everywhere shit on based Romero like they know shit.

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>>75138810
>No argument
Thought so.

what should be weidman's new walkout song now that he backed down three times in a row?

>>75138827
in new york the referee's word is final. the doctors can only make suggestions

>>75138726
are you on the gas?

>>75138788
He has issues when he's pressured, he can't really counter and backs up in straight lines, it caught him out when Gegard countered a lazy right hook with a jab and had his back up to the fence.

>>75138724
they're better because you aren't constantly sperging out about him, not because he isn't posting anymore

>>75138743
probably busy with college

>>75138799
she wasn't defending herself intelligently, and wouldn't have been able to get up and fight again if there had been a count
it's called a TKO pham

>>75138844
loser by beck

>>75135363
If she gets breast implants, do they count towards her weight?

>>75138853
Well the Doctors suggestion must have been pretty damn strong because as soon as Dan got the word from them he called it.
I think they told him Chris was unfit to continue. What can he really do about that? They're the ones who do the checks. A fighter's always going to say he's ready to go even when he's not all there

>>75138853
Id stop it if the doctor told me, weidman sounded punch drunk and that was minutes after.

>>75138887
yes
they are a part of her body

>>75138799
just repeating what it is on official records idk

People really post their face and personal information on /heem/ for attention?

>>75138887
She believes in herself she doesn't need balloons in her chest.

>>75138887
What do you think, they just take them out before she steps on the scale?
Wtf

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>>75138836
Yeah I am still mad about it, or that time when Rogan kept shouting about the water even tho he was wiped off and now casuals still say "watergate"

>>75138853>>75138890>>75138906


yes technically (and in all states, not just NY) but refs will NEVER go against the doctor if the doctor actually says the fight should be stopped. it opens them and the whole commission up to ENORMOUS liability. it simply does not happen, it's part of every ref's training and 'accreditation' or whatever. CAN'T LET FIGHTS CONTINUE IF THE DOC IS ON RECORD SAYING IT SHOULD BE STOPPED.

>>75138918
so what, all that happens is you become a meme.

>>75138799
This is a TKO so I'm not sure why Wiki has it listed otherwise
also terrible webm

>>75138951
thats not true. doctors have final say over the refs in california and nevada

>>75138950
you realize he poured more water on himself in in that very gif (and more afterwards) after his coach ineffectually dried him (not even attempting to dry his back where half the water went either)?

>>75138965
i just downloaded it off of youtube and converted it to make a point m8

>>75138984
no, technically, the ref is the one who makes the call. they just ALWAYS listen to the doctors.

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>C-coach Henry?
>I love you

>>75138950
>ragdolls MUH AMERICAN HERO WRESTLER like a bitch
>commits murder on live tv in the third round
>water literally gave him maybe 5 seconds
>''M-MUH WATERGATE''
Does Rogan have something against Romero in particular?

>>75138984
that's the right way to do it. either way, doctor's say > ref's decision

>>75138859
But even that said, he's been competitive in all 3 of his losses. He was never smashed, refining The Chris could honestly get him wins in those fights in the future.

>>75139014
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Paige_VanZant_vs_Bec_Rawlings_UFC_on_Fox_21_Full_Fight_Part_2/10137534

>>75138950
nevermind the fact weidman poked romero in that same fight

>>75139014
Yeah I figured but still lel

>>75139040
Rockhold was still a really weird one, why did he do a spinning back kick?

>>75139046
unbelievable that the criminals who run this haven't been imprisoned

>>75139040
Maybe. He's not getting any younger and Rockhold turned his entire face into scar tissue. I think taking the Romero and Mousasi fights was career suicide, he needed building back up, not to be thrown back into the lion's den. Serra-Longo have no idea how to manage their fighters.

>>75139077
go give cynthia a backrub dana

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Just transcribed instructions from Rumble's corner.

Did DC kidnap his family and threaten to shoot them unless he throws the fight or is Rumble legit retarded?

>>75139147
>can't hurt DC with striking
>DC hurts him with striking
>gasses
>gets PTSD from their first fight
>panics
>goes back to his roots as a wrestler

>>75139147
post the one where he knocks out backpack

>>75139076
He's done spinning back kicks before, the one he threw against Rockhold was just sloppy because he was tired

>>75139147
He got legit hit hard by DC which made him go back to wrestle mode. I think he was trying to wear on DC as much as anything but also got hurt by the overhand. Rumble's been talking about retiring early to avoid head trauma in the past.

>>75139209

Don't have that one.

>>75139037
why did he duck mousasi?

>>75139207
He hurt dc and did not get hurt himself striking

>>75139099
Think they just wanted immediately back into title contention. That, and I really think they thought they were winnable fights. The first round he really did manage to control Moose, I reckon they figured his wrestling was strong enough to keep it his way but Chris seemed to sort of gas going into the second. Changed things

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>>75138970
Já passei por muito ginásio na minha vida, a cena com os EBs é que por si só não fazem nada. O problema é que são usados em 99% das vezes em gajos que acabam de vir dum ciclo de Roids para evitar que o estrogénio suba aos mesmos níveis o T que acabas de enfiar no corpo. Não há forma de enganar os gajos da USADA, se for um caso de "tainted suplements" como foi com o Homero (e com 100% de certeza que o gajo ainda hoje não é natty, mas pronto) eles detectam e suspendem. Olha o Mini Mendes, foi practicamente a mesma coisa e deu desculpas ridículas a dizer que foi um creme. Gajos como o Woodley, o Souza, o RDA, o Rockhold, tenho quase a certeza que todos eles estão no juice mas até prova contrária temos de mamar com eles. Os apanhados levam suspensão. O Chael Sonnen é outro que sabe como aquilo funca e ele disse ao Jones.

Que achas do Hobbie Lawler?

>r/mmastreams
Vou meter isso nos favoritos, obrigado my nigga! O meu stream anda todo fodido.

>>75139207
>>75139238

His corner was yelling at him not to wrestle. That's the people you rely on to help you when shit hits the fan. You look to them for advice.

If they're screaming at you not to wrestle and you do wrestle then you gotta be retarded.

post matches to make after UFC 210

>Cormier vs Manuwa
>Weidman vs Jotko-Branch winner
>Mousasi vs Rockhold
>Oliveira vs Melendez
>Brooks vs Trinaldo
>Usman vs Magny
>Strickland vs Ellenberger-Perry winner
>Gillespe vs Lando
>Burgos vs De La Torre
>Jury vs Bektic

>>75138743
i'm just not as interested in MMA as I used to be
also I have friends irl now

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>>75135363
Whoever made this edition is a god

>>75139280
>He hurt dc
He landed a fucking soccer kick on a diving DC who just kept fighting like it was a lovetap. His morale must have been fucking shattered.
>and did not get hurt himself
Check him out after eating that overhand right early. His face screams ''I do not want any of this''.

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post yfw wideman vs mooseman gets overturned to a wideman win because what the refs initial thoughts are overrules everything

>>75139294
In hindsight is was idiocy, and his career is much worse off for it. Same goes for Sterling being matched with Assuncao after looking terrible and losing against a worse version of Assuncao in Caraway. I don't know how they don't see this stuff coming from a mile away.

>>75137511
>>75137546

Find me another black belt in memejitsu with zero (0) finsihes

>>75139147
He was unsucessful with his striking asides the kick. DC covered the distance too fast and immediatly initiated clinch. Rumbles best shot was trying to take DC down instead of overextending and allowing DC to trip him or grab his back.

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>>75139308
So do I, nigga. I've a wide social circle, I'm busy with Uni, my job, the gym, but you don't see me slacking on my /heem/ duties.

>Abandoning /heem/ to shitty, low quality, no news having OPs

>>75139332
Can they even do that? At most it's a NC.

>>75139308
Burgos v Gavin Tucker would be nice

But it also wouldnt be nice since theyre relatively young up and comers on a streak

>>75139306
I got the impression that Rumble lacks heart/resolve. The second he's not feeling comfortable anywhere he just bails. He did NOT want to strike with DC after finding out both that DC is still unheemable and that he can dish out just as good as he can take.