/hoc/ on suicide watch edition

first for wings win the cup next year

First for McDavid getting 2 points tonight

>lgbtning
get rekt subcucks

>laffs hairtriggered into blaming tampa
wew, thanks for taking the fall

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Detroit

seriously, wasn't McELhinney on the Sabres?

Dallas Stars General Manager Jim Nill announced today that Lindy Ruff will not return as head coach for the 2017-18 season and the organization will immediately begin the process of hiring a new head coach. Ruff earned a record of 34-37-11 for 79 points as head coach with Dallas this season.

Dallas replacing coach.

>get all star american
>finally make playoffs
what did """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""canada's team"""""""""""""""""""""""" mean by this?

>>75135309
this desu

>>75135307
*tranpa

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Islanders will win metropolitan next year

>>75135309
hockey slags are best slags

Uncle Gary goes to bed every night and has nightmares about a Edmonton/Toronto SCF.

>>75135326
It takes a player with actual skill and a bunch of rookies in order to make the playoffs. And a danish goalie

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>>75135327
Good post

>>75135348
True post

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Reminder Cam Atkinson will win the Stanley Cup as the MVP

>>75135326
Toronto isn't a part of Canada, they're essentially pseudo-Americans

>>75135375
most underrated player in the league desu

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>>75135348

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>>75135393
You mean anders lee

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>tfw can't drive 30 minutes and skate on this lake anymore

JUST FUCK MY SEASONS UP FAMILY

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wow really makes you think

>>75135457
i hope you fall through the ice and freeze to death and drown

>>75135467
go back and stay there

>>75135467
the sharks are reddit

>>75135496
>t. bandwagoning laffs redditor
at last you have been exposed

>>75135467
how did you get this pic?

>>75135537
saved it from the last thread

>>75135537
laffs hfboard probably

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>>75135485
Unlike you I'm not so fat I can't swim LMAO!!!!!!!

>>75135535
don't use your redditspeak here scum

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>James Van Rimjib's goal webm hasn't been posted yet

and you call yourselves /hoc/?

>>75135589
5.6/10

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>>75135604
We don't shill for pajeet teams here

You call yourself Hellenic?

>>75135589
Fat people are better at swimming since they float

>>75135604
it was a slightly above mediocre goal, who cares.

>>75135467
But I was told Leafs fans were all lifelongers :^)

Like that Danish faggot that posts here

>>75135589
fat floats dumbass

>>75135683
it was a great goal

>>75135694
speaking from you own experience i'm sure

>>75135693
i thought the dane was because andersen was traded

>>75135437
Except he isn't

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>>75135676
>>75135694
>Fatties can swim with skates attached to their feet in sub-zero temperatures

Really activated my almonds

>>75135734
yes i attended anatomy class unlike you obviously

i hope you fat syrup guzzling poutine eating pakistani ass slips on a the ice and smacks your head open on it and your skull cracks open you son of a bitch,eat my asshole and never send replies to me or call me fat ever again bitch

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good book lads, highly recommend

Americans are fat lol!!

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>americans

>>75135833
>I fucking suck at my job: the book

tgis semen slurping literature isnt for ne

>usa 35%
>canada 30.1%
hmmmmm

Does this leafs game matter? Will they go down to wildcard if they lose this?

>>75135823
Mad

>>75135939
>65.1%

wheeres the rest of it

>>75135939
what is that? body fat percentage?

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not white

>>75135950
it will determine who they face on the first round. If they win, or get just a point, they will face the snes.
But if they lose...

>>75135967
you probably ate it you stupid fucking american

>>75135950
>Will they go down to wildcard if they lose this?

If they get zero points they play Washington, if they get even 1 they play the >snes

>>75135950
Cheer for them to lose. Sens/Bruins and Caps/Leafs spreads the fun around.

>>75136013
guarantee the laffs get washington and swept lmao

>>75136003
>on

it's in you stupid fucking american

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2018 TOP OLYMPIC TEAM RANKINGS

1) Russia
2) Canada
3) Sweden
4) U.S.A
5) Finland
6) Czech Republic
7) Slovakia
8) Switzerland
9) Germany
10) Latvia
11) Denmark
12) Belarus
13) Austria
14) Kazakhstan
15) Slovenia

>reminder that Sidney Crosby is not white
>reminder that Connor mcshitforbrains is not white
Why is Canada so fucking black

>>75136059
>usa that high
might i remind you that they literally didnt win a single game at the last international tournament?

>>75136059
sleeping with kate bairness must be like sleeping with your dad

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>>75136098
Nice white man digits

>>75136100
What? The US won that last international tournament
The WJC was the last international tournament

This is the optimal outcomes from todays games.
>leafs get a point= sens vs leafs playoffs
>Oilers get a win and duck lose = Flames vs Oilers Playoffs, and Sharks vs Ducks. If this happens it will be the ultimate comfy scenario.

>>75136100
Reminder that NHL tier talent will be scarce in the Olympics

>>75136108
that's her name? I sincerely don't remember it. And I like her.

>>75136098
mcdavid has blonde hair and blue eyes

reminder that if you arent a blue eyed blonde you arent white

>>75136127
Last NHL tier tourney

>>75136173
Nah, he's a fucking Frog nigger

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Find a flaw.

>>75136221
>xheattle
Found it

>>75136210
you think hes a black frenchman? exactly how retarded are you?

>>75136188
olympics won't be a NHL tier tourney though

>>75135388

Coulda fooled me. I thought it was a Punjabi colony desu.

>>75136221
East
>the New York division
>the Great Lakes division
>the New England division
>the Appalachian division
West
>the Great Plains division
>the metropolitan division
>the California divisions
>the great northern division

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Reminder that this kid is a fucking autistic frog nigger mexican beaner cuck retard faggot dumbass spic from shitcago literally sucks cocks for free and has a tumor in his brain the size of a large cock and he will leads the Oilers to the cup

Go Oilers

>>75136381
delete this immediately

>>75136345
>the New England division
>only one team from new england

Still have some leftover chili I made earlier in the week. Thinking of running to the store for another try at kraft dinner and just mixing the chili in with it.

Thoughts, lads?

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>>75136277
>he doesn't know
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
kek this man is a French nigger

>>75136221
Portland should get a team over Seattle

>>75136381
LITERALLY JUST
Googled Connor Mcdavid
And it says he is
From Richmond Hill, Ontario
Care to explain these slanderous accusations

>>75136381
literally /ourguy/

>>75136345
>One team in New England
>New England division

10/10 would trigger frogs and ontario

>>75136345
the pacific north west will rise again

>>75136425
sounds like a tasty easy snack desu! I got some pulled pork in the slow cooker

>>75136381
>the one to bring balance

>>75136221
>4 divisonal games
>3 conference games
>2 cross conference games
>3*4+12*3+16*2=80

perfect

>>75136432
uh ok

>>75136423
>he doesn't know
The New England area was original all the way to Nova Scotia

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FROM MY POINT OF VIEW CROSBY IS EVIL

>>75136425
would do/10

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>>75136492
Would every team be able to play each-other once in both buildings under that format?

With 32 teams that would take up 64 games alone which could be a scheduling nightmare without those 2 extra games.

>>75136221
Olf6 Division system was perfect

>>75136513
really? what happened then?

>>75136536
I wonder if we end up with Jim Hughson and Craig Simpson for our games if its against Calgary

Seems better to the alternative

>>75136536
aren't you a little short to be a NHL superstar?

>>75136615
Britain you dumbass

When's the first day of playoffs?

reminder that blackhawks clinched the divison...AGAIN

>>75136660
probably Wednesday

>>75136660
wednesday i assume

>>75136654
ohhhhhh

>>75136693
>>75136695
Nice.

>>75136684
Had more to do with Minnesota shitting their pants so horribly. And they still were only 2 wins away

>>75136751
>pedosota
what a dogshit franchise

>>75136634
please god not hughson

>>75136751
>2 wins in their 4 losses vs avs/canucks/devils woulda won them the west
J U S T
U
S
T

>>75136582
like I said, you'd play 12 teams only 3 times, allowing one home game more for each team in each matchup. but cross division games are like that already, in that case it would just affect more matchups because of the smaller divisions.
you'd have 22 home games from cross conference and division games, leaving 18 home games from the 12 cross division matchups. so 6 matchups in which you have 2 home games and 6 in which you have 1 home game. fits imo

>>75136775
>>75136751
>swept by the flames

feels good

>50 year anniversary since expansion
>laffs championships still 0
kek

KEK

>>75136819
breddy glad we don't play you or nashville. games woulda been way too chippy.

>>75136775
could be worse, you could be the avalanches

>>75136786
here he goes again...

>>75136847
false, the avs had golden years near the turn of the millennium, 2 cups to show for it.

>>75136820
>Laffers will defend this

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>>75136820
kek

>>75136887
>>75136891
>b-but muh beer league wins
sad!

>>75136885
guess this isn't their year.

>>75136891

Look at that fucking monkey

>>75136820
they were owned by a pedophile who abused children in the maple leaf gardens for almost all of that time too, what a great and storied franchise

>everyone is butthurt about the leafs
been a while lads, good to be back

>>75136684
oh and also they clinched the conference.

>>75136786
Very interesting, efficient scheduling should they add two teams to the West. Shame it would never happen because losing out on those two extra games of revenue would make the owners rage.

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>cantpucks

>>75136953
>back

>>75136953
Too bad you don't banter back at all, just MUH OBSESSED

You guys used to bring the bants

Canada is the least white country in the world

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>>75136820
Wow, I'm fucking retarded. I knew that expansion happened in the 68 season. And I knew that the last laffs cup came in 67.

I literally never put two-and-two together that the laffs:
>haven't won since more than 6 teams
>only O6 team without a real stanley cup

Holy shit, even the >rags have one

>>75136942
>the abuse dungeons of the little pedoronto area

>>75136839
Flames ducks will be a violent series. Whoever the winner is will not get far

>>75136820
Can any other sporting franchise produce such dedicated fans? Your team would have already been relocated bandwagoner.

>>75136999
theres enough salt here to collect without having to mine it desu

>>75137075
>pls sir, can i have more shit to eat?
lmao

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>>75136999
Why banter when all you fags do is spam 1967. Thats not banter is harassment and obsession

>>75135237

When does the playoff schedule come out?

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>Clarke MacArthur - JG Pageau - Bobby Ryan
>Ryan Dzingel - Phil Varone - Alex Burrows
>Tommy Wingels - Colin White - Tom Pyatt
>Chirs DiDomencio - Chris Kelly - Chris Neil

>Ben Harpur - Cody Ceci
>Fredrik Claesson - Jyrki Jokipakka
>Mark Borowiecki - Chris Wideman

>Mike Condon
>Matt O'Connor

YOUR OTTAWA SUPER NINTENDOS

>>75137075
You don't know what browns fans are, we've seen more shit eating

New Jersey Devils @ Detroit Red Wings Gamethread

>>75137203
>>75137203
>>75137203
>>75137203

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>>75137138
If you insult your enemies they win

t. Laffcuck

>>75137188
Tomorrow or the next day

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>>75137138
How about >1993

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>>75137205
Where the fuck is half of their roster?

I just saw Stone, Turris and Hoffman play yesterday

>>75137205

Wheres the other half of their team why are you leaving out all tehg ood players

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Literally a Max Pacioretty clone.

>>75137340
far better then that overrated scrub

>>75137312
>>75137329
They're all staying back in Ottawa. Didn't even bother making the trip

first round elims you're looking forward too?

>hasbs
>pongs/jykkets
>reddithawks

>>75137381
reddithawks

>>75137381
>rags
>perds

Both >our goalies can't play the puck for shit. Good.

Were the Jests just a meme all along?

>>75137547
>be a >jest fan
>see your team get eliminated from playoffs contention
>''Oh well. At least >we'l get a good draft pick''
>Go on a 7 games winning streak

I feel bad for >jest fans desu.

>>75137381

Pens aren't losing to the blow jackets. They've been on a terrible slide and they don't have elite playerd outside of their goalie.

>>75137547
were they ever not?

>toronto gets to cuck ottawa AGAIN

keklmao

>>75137648

It's even worse as a Wings fan desu.

>First season actually bad
>Finally have a shot at a proper draft pick for the first time since Yzerman
>Draft class is absolutely shit

>>75137547
Further proof that you need goaltending more than anything to succeed in the NHL

>>75137686
no they don't

>>75137686
Matthews is the only player worth even mentioning

Explain to me again how that blueline will hold up against the Snes?

>>75137686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfuBxEfFWvM

hopefully its this comfy again

>>75137663
>le you need an elite forward to win
Cam Atkinson is elite you faggot

>>75137713
probably need defense too

>>75137774
>tfw nostalgia blast from when I was 11 every time toronto BTFO ottawa in OT

my body is ready

>>75137739
>calling toronto a 1 man team when karlsson is literally the only reason ottawa is in the playoffs

RILEY SHEAHAN HAS SCORED I REPEAT RILEY SHEAHAN HAS SCORED

>>75137778

Top kek yeah he'll take you all the way to the finals. Columbus is a paper tiger.

>booby ryan

>>75137835
who

>>75137835
>scoring your first goal of the year in the last game

Is this the most meme thing he's done since getting arrested in a teletubby costume?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DgMD3gqWFU

This might be the comfiest game ever

>>75137739
Rielly < Karlsson
Gardiner > Phanuef
Zaitsev > Methot
Carrick > Ceci

>>75137739
If only you knew the irony of your post.

Do you guys honestly think the Predators will beat the Blackhawks or do you only hope that the Predators will beat the Blackhawks?

Serious question.

>>75137835
lmao

>>75137835
fuck that

so close

>>75137875
They could but they won't

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>>75137853
The and penguins are a pigs balls
Fucking stupid

>>75137870
D e l u s i o n a l

>>75137875
If the perds can steal game 1 or game 2 in shitcago then maybe. otherwise no

>>75137868
>tfw i was watching this on my 13 inch tv in my bedroom when roberts btfo snottawa

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How long until October?

>>75137870
Leafs fans, everyone

Maybe HF is more your speed

>>75137894

Columbus has no chance. You are mediocrity the team.

>>75137686
>trusting McBackup in the most important game the team has played in 4 years

>>75137977
>mediocrity the team
What? They literally destroyed teams

https://twitter.com/GoldenKnights/status/851181761023193088

who /lifelong Vegas fan/ here?

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>>75138017
Faggot

>>75138017
EBIN XD

>>75137989
I'm not even a >laffs fan but Andersen lefft mid-game because Tom ''Pittsburgh needs a Matt Cooke at all times'' Sestito ran him, you fucking retard.

>>75138017
That's some nice bantz

>>75138017
>le reddit faec

>>75138017
based wings working the west

>>75138005

Look they're not going anywhere. Toronto has a greater upside.

>>75138042
Oh I'm well aware of WHY he's playing. I was merely pointing out that I wouldn't be counting on Laffs-Snes being a thing with McBackup in net

>>75138017
lel

>>75138075
What?
Is this was pongs fans actually think?

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>>75138017
kek

>A. Nylander with his first point
Good, good

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I was bored so I did an era adjusted list of relevant teams
1927-1967 cups 0,25 points
1968-1991 cups 0,5 points
1992-2004 cups 0,75 points
2006-2016 cups 1 point
SCF appearance 1/4 of each winners points (yes a modern era final is worth as much as an ancient cup deal with it)
any other ideas?

>>75135237
Lmao I bet you faggots reared up watching the Zetterberg montage and thought about your own successes and failures in life

I bet you faggots thought about things you could do to be better people

Haha fuckin pusys

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If you win the car, do you get to keep the parking space as well?

>>75138142
Cool idea

>>75138142
1967 and earlier cups should count for 0 points
1968-1979 cups should count as .25
1980-2004 cups should count as .5
2006-present cups should count as 1

>>75137835
>Riley Sheahan scored his last goal on april 9 2016
>today it's april 9 2017
What an absolute memer!

>>75138179
I miss Honk

>>75137009
Not only that but the Leafs have never won a conference championship (all of their cups predate conferences) And the leafs have never won a presidents trophy.

>>75138142
68-91 cups should be worth about .35 points because half of the league was vegas knights tier and had to goon hard as fuck to barely compete

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>>75138230
wanna see something even funnier?

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>>75138203
there you go

>>75138088
>blow jackets thinks their team is going anywhere

>>75138334
>pongs fans think they will repeat

>>75138295
I think you got the values wrong or responded to the wrong post. Calgary should be .5, for example

>>75138358
only retards think that

>>75138245
this just changes
Boston
Pittsburgh
Toronto
to
Toronto
Boston
Pittsburgh

>>75138381
Fair enough just wanted to bash the oilers, flyers, canadiens and islanders

>rags

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>>75138275
>>75138230
this makes me feel so much better about >my debbies. couple that with >us being mostly glossed over because of avs historically bad season, this season hasnt been as suffering as it should be.

plus, even though >we're getting shitted on in detroit, at least >we get to play in the last game at the joe :3

Jarnkrok
Ekholm
Saaros
2017 1st

for

Zetterberg

Thoughts?

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>>75138367
oh yeah I used my old year boundaries instead of yours.

>>75138442
>>75138442
>>75138442
LEAFS VS BLUE JACKETS

>>75137205
>Chris DiDomencio - Chris Kelly - Chris Neil
>Mark Borowiecki - Chris Wideman

>>75138467
Too much. Remove the pick and jarncrok

that backwards save was pretty neat

>>75138467
I wouldnt trade saros for zetterberg straight up
you are high as hell buddy

Official decade competitiveness rankings

1. 2010s
2. 2000s
3. 1980s
4. 1990s
5. 1970s

>>75138546
>1980s over 1990s
Hahaha what

>>75138542
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>75138448
LET'S GO DE-VOLS

>>75138615
zetterberg is 36 years old and saros is already a capable starter who will just get better.
also the paddings will be adjusted and manlet goalies are the next big thing.

t. finnish future man

>>75138467
Don't touch my Zetterberg, please

On a more serious note. Z has kept Detroit from going full Colorado this season. I wouldn't want to get rid of them, I don't see anyone in the team who could take that place next season

>>75138467
Yeah no

>>75138610
1990s had a ton of expansion that weakened the league. At the beginning of the 80s the number of top level pro teams in NA actually went down, leading to a more concentrated league.

>>75135314
Vegas confirmed?

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Will McDavid win the ?

>>75138803
the Mark Messier Bridgestone tm Leadership Award

>>75138796
Almost all cups in the 80s were won by NY or Edmonton, there was barely any competition

Most 90s expansion teams did pretty well

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how fortunate was puljujarvi to be drafted by the oilers? literally the future of the western conference and jesse will be a big part of it

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>>75138953
It's not fair

>>75138953
>part of it
I mean yeah someone has to heat up McDavids towels

>>75138953
>literally the future of the western conference

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Meet the next face of the National League.

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>Wait...
>So you was saying...
>*smacks lips*
>that we..
>*adjusts pants*
>was stan lee cup kings?

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>>75138901
>Most 90s expansion teams did pretty well

>>75139051
next season they will be challenging for top spot in the conference

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#pulparty
Is this Reddit?

>>75138467

There's no universe in which Zetterberg is ever traded desu.

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What did he mean by this?

>>75139156
thats twitter

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How are they allowing this? The frogs must be stopped.

>>75139095
What does most mean?

>>75139195
Where's the gif of him eating pizza?

>>75139156
IIRC pool party was the reddit meme name for him before they copied puljuposting
but then again all my knowledge about this comes from screenshots posted here

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>>75138953
Sorry but Laine will lead the Jests to Western conference glory.
Once they sign Scrivens this summer their goaltending woes will be over and they will be elite.

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WTF LEAKED REAL PHOTO

Kek leafs in the playoffs so much salt

Delicious

>>75138901
So? Those were good teams. In the 90s you had garbage like the Sharks stretching the talent so thin that it lead to shitty trap hockey taking over

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>He's a gym rat

>pulparty

löl

>>75139430
>Buildings full of tap water commies
Nothing of value was lost

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Who gets the pacific?
If anahiem gets a loser point they win. Edmonton needs a win plus a regulation loss from the ducks.

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Ladies and Gentlemen your 2016/2017 Stanley Cup Champions

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>>75139530
>A true student of the game

>>75139588
This desu

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>>75139530

Stay mad
Go Leafs

>>75139588
Firat or second round exit deeesuuu ffampai

>>75139578
ducks will probably hang on, which is ok because then we beat up the shorks

>>75139578
Ducks hopefully

T. Oilers

>>75139602
>a pepe poster

>>75139588
Not going to happen im afraid

this is pongs repeat year im afraid

or preds surprise win

just wait and see

>>75139578
Oilels win it because of the kongs fucking up the ducks

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>>75139649
>>75139644
You guys dont want the battle for alberta? I mean I'd love to cuck the flames again but ill take the broke dick shorks as well.

>>75139705
>Preds more likely to win than the Oilers
That's a no from me dawg. I could believe maybe pongs, but preds don't stand a chance

>>75139705
you 're too much afraid

let loose

>>75139716
>kongs
>fucking up anything besides themselves

>>75139430
>pulju was two when 9/11 happened
wtf I hate aging now

>>75139705
>pongs repeat
no
>preds surprise win
even more no

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>it's over soon

>>75139785
just wait
and see

im afraid i am right

>a 28 game playoff is a better indicator of the best team more than an 82 game season
really bonds my hydrogen

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>>75139802
Sorry bolts bro
Dis knee cup next year

>>75139802
We can pretend to care about boreball until October

>>75135281
Thatd be cool

>>75139821
just be happy its not a best of 1 series like footballing.
just making the champion from regular season would be boring as heck

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next year will be better. maybe **we** won't have as many injuries.

>>75139736
i dont want a boa, sharks dont really play physical whereas the flames will be chimping out trying to injure players for the entire series because its all they can do

>>75139821
The fact that the craps have won the league consistently but never win the playoffs is proof enough that regular season doesnt determine shit

>>75139875
Stamkos and Callahan can properly rehab and they know they have some real talent in the Crunch

>>75139736
Sharks would be an easier match-up as the Flames actually have great forward depth

>>75139899
so why even bother with such a long season?
just make it 2 games vs every other team
then have everyone make the playoffs
and the winner is the best
don't give any regular season awards cuz they're pointless anyway

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"Leave scoring in 82 games to me"

>>75139925
because teams make more money

>>75139914
Rookie talent is KILLING it this year, for sure. If this season has taught me anything, it's what an amazing eye Yzerman and his scouts have for budding skill.

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>>75139882
True fucking calganiggers
>>75139919
True but they cant win in Anaheim so >we'll take em out and see >you in round 2.
>>75139925
I could agree with shortening the season but it'll never happen because >>75139959

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>>75139951
witnessing history rn

>>75140050
>>75139951

god damn I missed he actually did it. fuck

>>75139802
You know why you guys didn't make it, right? Not enough memes. You were doing so well, but then Publix-posting declined. Time to step it up during the offseason.

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>>75139919
5 lines worth!

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How do we fix them? They're the most entertaining team of the league and they're full of talent but still they always fuck up in the playoffs, and if that's not enough, Ovie's dying.

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>>75140050
>>75139951
what happened

was he kidnapped and replaced by a lookalike?

>>75140166
I think he had >larcuck as a centre for a big chunk of the season

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>>75140123

>>75140136
Jesus Christ this is infuriating.

>>75140166
He was siphoning talent from datsyuk

>>75140136
i wonder if thats the same guy who gave his professional assesment of the flames vs the oilers at the start of the year where he said poodreau>mcdavid

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>>75140136
Is that the same guy as

Backlund > Draisaitl
Gaudreau > McDavid

Tippity toppity KEK

>>75140136
I like the Calgary Flimflams and I strongly dislike Edmonton, but if they somehow meet in the playoffs Edmonton will win in 4 games and Calgary will be lucky to score more than 2 goals in the entire series.

https://streamable.com/9x3fz

>Darnell "Niggy" Nurse

WEW

>>75140288
>>>75140136
>I like the Calgary Flimflams
Started hating you right there. Fuck you you fucking fuck

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>>75140228
>>75140251
It is

>>75140336
lmaaaooo

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>>75140288
>implying calgary even wins a game in round 1

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>>75140123