JUST
I think Charley forgot to take these two out this morning
/sp/ieth wil win
Is Rickie Fowler one of the most overrated players?
>speeeeeef
>>75134637
Ya sé que es un poquito temprano pero no me importa. Este post fue hecho para celebrar el primer "major" de Sergio García! Solo nos faltan 14 hoyos hasta que su victora sea oficial!
Viva España!
>de speef
wait, what did the woman say and then the dude said "don't say...."? Then she apologized
I was half paying attention and missed it
>Fred Couples
>Is single
>>75134677
No, that title is reserved for Bryson Dechambeau.
>>75134702
yeah because his wife literally killed herself because of his abuse
Been waiting an entire year to use this again
>>75134700
she said "why is there a nigger on this course"
rather rude for network tv
>>75134701
I'm slightly bixeual
>>75134654
Charley is as Charley does.
>>75134700
>Not paying attention to female golf commentary
I don't see the issue.
>>75134718
Does anyone have the gif/webm of him stumbling over as he tries to hand over the jacket?
>MASHED POTATOES
>>75134735
>fag
Who the fuck is Paul Casey?
>>75134746
>>75134677
No that would be McIlroy, #2 world golf rankings but 30th in money
>speef
>>75134757
don't know but he just went for a fist bump with his caddie and missed
Fucking Rickie
>>75134752
What I mean is that normally I would say no to gay sex but if a man is very good looking I would make an exception.
>>75134764
>>75134718
>His hairline: gone
>>75134764
Thank you my friend
>>75134757
He's your classic journeyman. Seems quite posh and jolly nice in interviews.
>>75134764
every time
Ricky blowing it
>>75134801
Gay
>>75134757
Some hypejob who will never fulfil his apparent potential.
>>75134764
Reminder that he choked to a Yorkshireman with a knackered phone
Im only watching this bc i saw caddy shack on amazon prime last night. Funny movie! That one girl is really hot and you get to see her boobies! Chevy Chase was so handsome as well! So i decided to tune it but my stream is pretty shitty. I dont watch golf but i hope it gets more fun once now that i am enjoying one of my four remaining Reds Apple Ales!
I know nothing about golf and bet on Fowler. Should I just turn it off?
>>75134820
yep
Wait, I thought anchoring was banned a few years back
Why are Americans so bad at golf?
>>75134845
a-a-are those n-nipples?
>>75134850
na. the scores will swing pretty wildly all day
>>75134857
>Americans
>good at any sport that requires finesse
Try and prove me wrong
Are there any qt female golfers I should look out for, or are they all hairy lesbos?
what is Tiger doing right this moment?
>>75134854
It is banned, but you can get it this || close and be legal.
>>75134850
you should quit being a pussy and double down
Looking at Sergio's preshot, you can tell the pressure is starting to get to him.
>>75134857
Is it true that no European has ever won both the Masters and the US Open?
>>75134880
Paige
>>75134850
Yeah. I'll buy your bet off you for a pound.
>>75134881
Probably fucking a thick snowbunny
Guys, you have 185 yards to the hole. Which club do you use? I can probably get there with a 6 iron on a good day.
>>75134886
What's the point if it's not touching?
>>75134845
Your bait wasn't funny last thread and still isn't funny now
>>75134854
Not anchored, Bernhard Langered.
>>75134880
>he's too young to remember Anika Sorensen
>>75134881
probably plowing some random slut waitress at the local food chain restaurant.
>>75134908
wedge for an alpha chad such as myself
>>75134881
Having sexual intercourse.
>speef
spooth what are you doing
Will Sergio cry if he wins?
damn, so many irons ending up so short today. terrible shot by spieth follows two poor ones by garcia and rose.
>>75134881
physical therapy
>>75134906
>watch it Sergio
>>75134917
No I remember her, but I'm talking about current ones. I haven't watched women's golf for a long time.
>>75134893
>Paige
Full name please
>>75134934
>Sergio
>winning
>>75134908
Putter, get on my level fag.
>>75134906
>>75134944
What is the significance of this woman?
Fowler and Spieth are combining choke energy force
the speef/fowler group losing it.
>>75134963
She's got significant titties
>>75134880
Stacy Lewis
>>75134909
Psychological reassurance, I presume, for those who used to cheat.
>>75134908
In the olden days that was a solid three iron. I know because I was the boss at World Class Leaderboard.
>>75134914
>>75134944
Just tuned in, lads. What memes (if any) have I missed?
>>75134963
just some dumb tv whore like the rest of them.
>>75134963
She's a celebrity who gets talked about on /tv/ because she only fucks black dudes (hence the spade on her leg)
>>75134908
6 la if i catch my 5 good im probably running off the green rather come up short
>>75134934
We'll never know.
Yes.
>>75135022
sergio is not choking
speef is choking
What's Darren Clarke up to now?
>>75134950
https://www.instagram.com/_paige.renee/?hl=en
See you next year lads. This one is cooked.
>>75134963
She's an incredibly sexy young actress
>JUSTin Rose
>>75135031
>coalburner in a golf thread
Ppl w/ allergies are fundamentally weaker organisms and should be sterelized.
>>75134879
basketball. kys nerd
>>75135065
that's a different person tho
Holy shit! Sergio is actually gonna do it
>yfw Submergio lives up to his name on the back 9
Speef gonna speef
>>75135098
the ghost of seve smiling down on sergio
Wtf is Hoffman trying to do
everybody but sergio fucking up
all he has to do is avoid a blowup and he'll win, but there's a lot of blowup holes to go
lol wat
>>75135054
Woah, pretty tidy
>>75135092
Yeah my bad, clicked on the wrong pic
>>75134880
jenny shin, creamer, that canadian chick hendersson
>huffmane
>roze
>speef
>huffmang
Spieth plays so emotionally and I feel like that's why he has such a high ceiling and low floor at times
maybe his nerves will even out with age
>>75134908
1 iron
>Oafman
nice putt dickhead!
>Hoffman putting
Sergio pulling away
>>75135111
The golf channel is playing the Seve story right now.
Wtf was that????
>>75135031
Tattooing your sexual preferences on your wrist is a pretty fucking weird thing to do. Gonna guess she's got some daddy issues.
Will Sergio finally win one lads?
>>75135124
>implying 1 iron
>>75135116
Plenty of time left for him to fuck it up.
>>75135140
Bigtime. Sued her single mom too
man, i actually can't process the eternal loser sergio actually wearing the green jacket, winning the biggest tournament in golf. would be surreal to see it.
lee and monty would be alone as the 'best players ever never to win a major'. but sergio was always far better than shitty lee worstwood.
Casey could be a sleeper here
I predict a quad-bogey for Sergio on the 16th
lel
>speef
kid is done
>>75135140
most coalburners do
then they end up as single mothers to black children
>>75135133
i could not handle the feels
>rat face Sergio 3 ahead now
fug
>>75135140
you can't be this retarded.
>>75135031
>spic that only fucks niggers
Why should anyone care again?
Rose choking
rip back-to-back inglund champs
Paul Casey surge
Fuck me sideways can't believe I fell for the Spieth is the next GOAT meme
I blame /sp/
>>75135207
I think you'd be surpised
MickelGOD
>>75135207
>a fucking leaf
Who /secretsoftheshortgame/ here?
>>75135167
I have a ping 2 iron somewhere in my closet
>>75135218
>not putting your faith in England's brave Sergio Garcia
>>75135238
>listening to /sp/ regarding anything relating to any sport
1st day?
Phil gonna sink that eagle putt only to triple 16.
>>75135216
>>75135031
Her boyfriend is white though?
>>75134908
185 is a six for me
Here come the choke
>>75135267
He's a KEK
>>75135238
/sp/ is litteraly always wrong newfag
HINGE
>>75135238
my nigga he's only 23 and already has a masters and US open
>>75134908
driver
I love watching Mickelfag miss putts
>you will never be a rich as fuck pro athlete in your 20's and vacation with your equally rich and equally good pro athlete buddies
Why live?
>Mickelson
JUST
>>75135259
Spain will be ours soon enough amigo
>>75135302
Do you save gifs of spics abusing puppies too?
Sergio choke incoming in 3..2..
Why am i watching golf
>>75135320
That eagle chance pretty much sums up his Masters
fuck lads i have a 500 word essay due by 8pm PST. i just cant even bring myself to get started
Everyone is fucking sucking today except Garcia. Looks like he's gonna get his first major
>>75135318
forgot pic
>>75135267
>fat face
>looks like shes 4'10"
3/10
>>75135332
>liking mickeltits
>>75135337
Because your life is empty and you literally have nothing better to do
>>75135277
Proofs?
>>75135346
At least use the correct pasta
>>75135324
We're waiting.
>>75135346
u attend harvurd or something?
>>75134963
Thiccness
>>75135372
its not pasta its the truth, guy whose ancestors are vilified throughout the rest of time
>>75135346
>tfw 25 letter essay do tommorow morning
Kill me now fampais
>>75135382
Whoa watch out lads, we've got a right hard one here
>>75135353
It's okay to be gay bro
>>75135335
it's going to be better than his TPC choke. he might even cry on live tv.
>>75135324
still not as good as the falklands war "GOTCHA" headline
Honestly is this the worst Masters for at least a decade? I know the wind is pretty bad but everyone is sucking.
So what's the over/under on the hole Sergio's blowup begins? 10-12 range sound right?
>>75135324
>Free poster inside
You are amazing
It ends today.
>>75135414
I really, really want to see those titties
Im gonna masturbate for a bit brb
>>75135414
>spic
>leftist feminazi
ROSE
Here we go now the pressure starts on Sergio
>>75135353
Found the fag
>>75135431
2007 and 2008 were shit from memory.
>>75134908
solid 7
ABSERGIOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>75135440
don't forget the £15 holiday to spain
why didn't he shave his unibrow?
>>75135523
no one cared about him before the unibrow
>>75134845
Man Chevy Chase went JUST so bad..
>>75135523
He's Anthony Davis' biological father.
Spieth choking like 2016 Spieth
>>75135538
if he shaved that off would he die?
>>75135539
is that chevy or Jeb!
Spef is done lads
i fell for the speef meme
>>75135539
he's turning into Dick Cheney
Which of these should I start with?
Remember, there is an objectively correct answer.
>>75135539
More like Chubby Chase
>>75135562
it would be extremely aesthetic
Sergio will unJUST himself today
Lads LADS rate my new meme
>jordan queef
IT BEGINS
>>75135580
the jew goblin one
SPIETH
A
V
E
>>75135557
When does Iit stop being a choke and just be bad play? He's miles off the lead
>>75135613
2/10
>>75135580
Gold Hobgoblin
>>75135580
i don't see a miller lite tallboy in that pic
>>75135606
Capped for the back 9 collapse
why does phil never show up for the masters?
>>75135613
>>75135613
2/10 on the merits
8/10 on the ironic shitposting scale
>Spieth is now approaching the Eighth
This is it
THIS IS IT
PEPPER ALL OF THE ANGUS
PEPPER
damn, sergio has 25 career victories (split between tours, 9 on the pga tour). that's a fucking lot. he deserves this.
>>75135580
Hobgoblin the only one I've had before. Not that
>>75135643
take your spic spamming somewhere else
I'm sorry, but did Justin Spieth already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the front 9. Does not having the lead in the front 9 count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the Masters is still on? Justin Spieth is still playing right now and they have been the best allrounder in the PGA tour for how many years now? He's playing one of the worst Spaniard in the PGA who just happen to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of getting roasted in the Ryder Cup. But you know what? He still fucking sucks. Justin Spieth isone of the best fucking players in the PGA, he has 12 professional wins and would of won the Masters last year he didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Justin wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Speeef topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking golfers on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>75135643
You forgot a bra
>>75135504
Dlet this
>>75135673
heh
>>75135673
>Speef
The hall of shame
>>75135643
Where da nudes at?
what do you think dustin johnson is thinking watching this shit?
>>75135715
my dream is for westwood to win one.
>>75135580
Hobgoblin is meme
Brakspear is shit
Cocker Hoop is ok
Wainwright used to be one of my favourites but I don't like it so much these days
Not tried the two on the left, Boondoggle looks a bit meme so I'd probably avoid that and go for the Marstons one
terrible taste itt desu
>>75135725
guy is thinking about taco bell combo meals stoned out of his mind
IN THE BEACH
>>75135733
Yes.
>tfw played golf this morning and shot a 110
will I ever make it bros? why is driving the ball so fucking hard, I hit my irons like a charm
>>75135725
>I should by all of the cocaine.. yeah!.."
>>75135715
lol @ colin. he's such a whiny cunt.
England's Brave Justin Rose!
>>75135733
She looks horrendous these days
>>75135757
Well lads, if you'll excuse me i need to step out of the thread for a quick fap
>>75135776
that's what happens when you get old
>>75135733
>>75135757
surely chokeio chokecia isn't going to win his first major...
>>75135797
She became a fitness freak though and went too far with it
>>75135797
That's what happens when you fall for the cardio meme
Ftfy
>>75135757
i envy david bowie for slamming that
>>75135776
>cherry picking photoshoots where they make you look like shit and call it art
she just posted this on twitter the other day.
How far behind is my stream? Just saw Moore's second shot on the 9th.
>>75135844
no worries for me
Who will get the call on the back 9?
I like Hoffman's trucker hat
the back 9 is coming for you Submergio
That was close
>Submergio
He just keeps winning
>>75135861
bro the masters is over. sergio won
>>75135873
SUICIDE
WATCH
>>75135757
>>75135733
SERGIO
A
N
D
S
A
V
E
>>75135853
>she just posted this on twitter the other day.
That's not her. Connelly has blue eyes.
how is sergio going to fuck up on the back nine?
Rose or Garcia. Place your bets now gentlemen.
Getting close to siesta time, Sergi(0) is fucked
Is 11 the most difficult hole at Augusta?
How do I stop slicing my drives lads
>>75135893
That scene gave 16 year old me a rock hard boner.
>>75135844
>cardio meme
it's also horrible for your heart
all the people that do heavy cardio are going to be dropping dead by 65
If he wins I'll be on Sergiocide watch tbqh
>>75135928
no but your mother's hole is easy as fuck
>>75135914
BOW DOWN TO YOUR SPIC OVER LORDS YOU FAT YANK
>>75135905
Even if he fucks up the back 9 the other have fucked up the front so bad he still might have a chance
YES Rickie back to -5
>>75135951
Rose is one behind
>>75135936
stop golfing
>>75135928
11 and 12
rickie fowler is a cute boy
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SPIETH PUTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75135946
Don't get all salty at me just because they outlawed your belly putters Scott.
>>75135936
turn your wrists over on follow through
SPEEEEEEEEEF
>>75135980
That 2016 Masters really broke him for good
>>75135945
>>75135946
>>75135947
Non-Americans start your own thread please
And take the poo in loo with you
IF sergio wins
will he cry?
who /anyonebutsergio/ here?
>>75135936
this, literally have to drive with a 3 wood on every hole to avoid a nasty slice
OFFICIAL MASTERS /fa/ POWER RANKINGS:
1. Phil Mickelson
>(Understated black shoes, black trousers combo)
2. Rory Mcilroy
>(Pink in Grey Nike shirt)
3. Ricky Fowler
>(Orange pants desu)
9. Sergio Garcia
>(Green fade Adidas shirt)
9000. SPEEF
>(Fratboy plain blue shirt faggotry)
>>75136035
/anyonebutEuros/
Shot of the day
yanks getting cucked by the superior European bulls
Who /sergiodeservesthiswin/ here?
>>75136031
Yes.
this is the best sporting event of the year
>>75136065
this
>>75136070
>giving a shit about golf
kek
/ourboi/ JD is probably hoovering shneef off paulina's perfect tan-lined butt crack right now
well deserved to be honest.
>>75136035
/ABSpeeforFowler/
>>75136076
I want spieth rickie or serg to win in that order.
>>75136070
>state of yank golf without tiger to carry them to majors
>>75136076
Here.
Nationalistic rooting interests should only be confined to #bantz and shitposting outside of the Ryder Cup.
>>75135865
Sergio
>>75136057
Just imagine Rickie's orange pants clashing terribly with a green jacket
>>75136085
No that's the Ryder cup
>>75136057
Rory needs to get the fuck off the course with that disgusting shirt, barely even a collar. Doubt they would let anyone play at my local club wearing that shit. Absolutely degenerate
>>75136088
Why are you in this thread if you don't care about it? Fuck off casual.
>>75136116
fag
who here misses tiger red shirt sunday?
13th getting BTFO
>>75136128
Your mum's a fag m8.
>>75136121
That's not every year though
>>75136088
>he says in a thread about golf
HOWLING at yank excuses
>>75135936
>crush my drives straight as an arrow with my grandpas 40 year old driver
>slice them to shit with new driver to the point I aim out of bounds on my drives to compensate
>too self conscious to just keep the old driver in my bag and say fuck off with the new one
could that mexican in the att commercial with the bionic legs beat speef today?
>>75136137
>tfw no other golfer wears red on Sunday because that's Tiger's tradeamark
>>75136137
a sad thought that there are multiple people in this thread too young to remember when he was actually good
>>75136137
we have rickie orange now lad
Are there any Mexican golfers?
>saying someone deserves a win just because they've been consistently good for a while
The only person who deserves to win is the person who gets the lowest score in the tournament. If someone can never do that then they don't deserve the trophy/jacket.
weird how none of the "white" yanks look white
>>75136206
kek
>>75136167
Will you sell me the 40 year old driver? I only hit 3 wood off the tee like that other anon just to stay in bounds.
a win for Garcia is a win for Swansea
#yjb
>>75136212
what a worthless post
>>75136137
Tiger on form in his red shirt was pure box office
>>75136184
Westwood does it sometimes but no one really cares
what happened to "BABA BOOEY!!" and "MASHED POTATOES!!"?
>>75136211
Ricky Fowler
>>75136115
>rydercup2016
>>75136203
not many people follow golf when they are in school. I remember when he was good but I didn't watch any golf at the time.
>>75136241
fuck off lisicki
>>75136211
About at as many as there are Mexican intellectuals
>>75136212
This. Deserve's got nothin' to do with it, boys.
>>75136216
Whatever you say my man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arfpvkafpag
i've been posting here for the 3 days my casual friend
don't tell me to fuck off
>>75136167
you got fell for the modern driver jew, just use the persimmon. Most manly thing you can possibly do on the course and especially if you're outdriving people using brand new $300 drivers
>>75136248
It's Augusta, they will literally sell you into slavery for that garbage.
>>75136289
Fuck off
when did Fowler become God-tier?
How long will it take the tournament to finish? i need to run to the grocery but I don't want to miss the end.
>>75136231
No, now that I wrote that post I realize how stupid it is for me to not just use what I hit best with. Gonna use it now
You now remember Boo Weekley.
>>75136289
go fuck yourself
>>75136289
fuck off
>>75136283
>some yank shite
ah yes
>66%
>>75136289
fuq off achmed
>>75136309
You've got at least 2 hours
>>75136306
I think the olympics supercharged him and lit a fire under his ass
>>75136309
I left my house at ~300 and came back at 4:25 and they had only done 6 holes
>>75136260
in college I'd always wear a red polo on test days
>>75136289
fuck off
how does Garcia have that many leads when he's literally behind like three holes from everyone else? WTF
>>75136377
Fag
>>75136289
I went out at 8 and came back at 9:30 and some of them were on the same hole, we're gonna be here for days at this rate
He's been really good the past few years.
ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE
>>75136258
about time you won one
Rose is bringing the heat
GARCHOKE
GAS THE SPANIARDS
>yfw Justin Rose wins
So it begins
rose about to steal this from the stinky spaniard
SERGI(0)
>>75136347
>t. ahmed
THE CHOKE IS ON
HOW DOES ROSE WALK WITH THOSE BALLS OF STEEL
fuck, this is no good.
come on sergio, no one wants to see rose win
OH SHIT LADS THE CHOKE IS ON
>>75136389
BIG BRITISH COCK RUNNING WILD OVER THE MASTERS YET AGAIN
>>75136123
Got a stick up your arse?
HOL. LY. SHIT.
SPANISH RACIST BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
CHOKING RACIST FUCKER
HASTA LUEGO YA ROOSTER EATING FAGGOT
>>75136356
>Can't see the WOODS for the trees.jpg
>>75136444
Trips confirm
>>75136433
yes. He cucked Stenson in the >olympics
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>CHOKECIA
>>75136442
>66%
HOWLING
ROSECHOKE
>say it with me
ROSECHOKE
>say it with me
ROSECHOKE
Has a pro golfer ever gone without a caddie?
>>75136527
Has a caddie ever gone without a pro golfer?
About to tuck into this bad boy, you jelly?
>>75136347
Literally born in London faggot
display the score on the screen more please folks
Well it's about time the English do something after absolutely choking in the Ryder Cup
anyone feeling like they are about to be kissed by The Rose?
>>75136555
>not printscreening
>>75136527
Im just mad they dont supply nigger caddies at augusta anymore, used to be a rule
>>75136555
Does Paige know you exist?
>"As long as I'm alive, all the golfers will be white and all the caddies will be black."
Augusta officials in charge of tolerance
1000 bucks on Fowler
if he wins I make 30000 dollars
this is unreal
>>75136566
You have the attention span of a gnat. Watch the coverage more and shitpost less and you can keep keep the scoreboard in your head.
Sergio will be completely broken if he loses this one
>>75136567
An Englishman won the masters last year bud
>>75136594
grow up
fuck I have to make some nachos and drink some beer I'm going to hurt my stomach really fucking bad today... I keep farting and its really bad smelling
I need a girlfriend I finally remembered ya gotta be cocky and stuff
Who /moneyonrose/ here?
>>75136555
>No funny tabs
>No ugly long fingernails
2/10
>>75136618
they said that 4 chokes ago
>>75136602
This is totally true.
>>75136628
I could've sworn I had you filtered
>>75136597
Just checking out her IG cos some anon posted it here earlier, I didn't even know who she was half an hour ago
>>75136650
filter me then, racist.
All I really want to see is Rose choke to death - that would be very satisfying
and for Fowler to make a comeback - holy shit this is gonna be amazing, one of the most well loved golfers alive looking utterly incredible on the green tonight, TRUST THE MAGIC
>>75136613
Or open a tab? Jesus, I thought that was trolling.
>>75136555
Nah I'm not jelly of that shite looking treat Mohammed
>Rose is putting on the green jacket
>here's how Spieth can still win
>>75136555
Fucking watch it on tele
tense
>>75136679
This post reeks of reddit
>>75136673
I'm not even the guy you replied to, I just think you're an annoying faggot
>>75136555
show us the first bite =O
>>75136628
Fuck off land whale
25/1 for Garcia to retire if he chokes
>>75136722
yes you are.
the most well loved golfer alive appears to be making a major comeback, while Rose appears to be cracking under the pressure
crazy stuff today
Garcia / Fowler shootout coming up!
>>75136699
I live in a houseshare and someone is using the TV downstairs. My TV is broken, getting a new one next week.
>>75136716
POODLES
wow, yanks on suicide watch
>>75136754
Loser
>>75136743
Fuck off hamplanet
>>75136743
that would be me fucktard im not the other anon. Youre probably just some butthurt nigger why do I see you on every thread?
fowler makes that, that's game... remember that guys, Spieth closing the gap
>>75136789
fuck off with this spoof meme
I fell for it once already
>>75136686
Cornettos are GOAT
>>75136787
wew
Who /comfy/ here?
>>75136759
Are they watching Line of Duty?
>>75136716
>>75136762
>tense poodles
does it bite?
>>75136789
nobody cares about the low yank score, were watching to see who actually wins
>>75136759
>I live in a houseshare
just filter the annoying tripfaggot
>sergio pushed an easy putt
the choke is on
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH CCCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOKE
>>75136628
gas yourself
Sergio choke when?
>sergino
CHOKE-CIA
>>75136828
They're watching a film on Netflix,some yank romcom shite
Chokecia getting unnerved by that big English cock coming though
>>75136849
Don't fall for the bait. He is eternally bullied in /epl/ anyway
>>75136840
Renting is prohibitively expensive in my city.
Buckle up boys, the memes are coming
>>75136872
Gf was watching PS I Love You before golf it was proper shite
Based Rose high diving all those kids
BACK 9 MEMES INCOMING
>a bong or a spaniard will probably win
>>75136823
why do you feel the need to language police every thread? Your nigger ego must be very fragile
>>75136759
>lower class scum
a law enforcement agent has been dispatched to your location
Please, lie on to stomach with your hands behind to head
DO NOT RESIST, YOU WILL BE GASSED
>Going to bet on Rose after 1st round
>/sp/ memes me into betting on Pieters instead
Fuck you guys.
SPIETH COMEBACK BEGINS
Rose looks more focused. But maybe it's just the sunglasses
>>75136907
>Rose high diving all those kids
are they ok?
Tell that tax cheat faldo that no one is pulling for sergio
>>75136915
As long as the winner is White, it's alright
SOME OF THEM
ARE MIGHTY STEEP THESE SLOPES
>>75136915
ricky is our only hope
ken brown is a fucking faggot
>>75136920
Please got back to >/pol/
>>75136920
Yank banter is woeful at times. I could move back to my parents 6 bedroom detached house any time I like, but I want my independence.
>>75136949
weaving his words of magic
>tfw the last time you were in a golf thread was the Masters 2016
When does the sun go down in Georgia?
Do they ever have sight issues during the Masters if it gets too dark?
>>75136958
oh come on he's hilarious
>>75136958
His tie is pretty sweet
>>75136941
so what you're saying is sergio cant win this
>>75136962
bet yer da pays your rent
>>75136958
Fuck off, you lazy, bog-trotting, spudnigger, IRA terrorist, shithouse cunt.
>>75136958
I like him, his comfy banter is cute.
>Submergio career +31 on back 9 at Augusta
LEL
HERE WE GO BOYS, SERGIO BACK 9 40 INCOMING
Holy fuck, Submergio fats one on the tee, kek
Speef about to go -9 on the back
This thread makes me hope Russia nukes America
>>75136960
>>75136962
I was being ironic ;_;
>can not into context
>>75136970
Willet is arguably one of the worst major winners in recent memory.
Is Trump playing in this??
Does anyone have an edit for Sergio of "trust nobody, not even yourself" maybe with him holding a driver to his head instead of a gun?
Do you ever wear a regular t-shirt when playing golf?
>>75136984
Haven't asked for money from my dad for years, and if I asked him now he'd tell me to piss off.
>>75137013
>arguably
there is no argument. he is the worst.
>>75137005
I wouldn't wish death on anyone 2bh
>>75137013
But it was a great day matey
>>75137015
Yes
>>75137015
Brit """humor"""
>>75136962
>can't even watch golf on a television
>independent
Put your head in the oven la, if you even have one
>>75136842
Which one?
>>75137013
>speef lost to one of the worst major winners in recent memory
gr8 endorsement m8
HAM N CHEESE
>>75136975
>>75137031
I did once and it was AWFUL
>>75137031
Isn't that what the nike shirt is?
HAM & CHEESE RICKIE!!!!
Ham and cheese, Ricky.
Spiff just disappeared
>>75137031
>being a huge pleb
>>75137047
fucking neck yourself cuck
>>75137031
>Do you ever wear a regular t-shirt when playing golf?
I've never played
>>75136956
No. There is another.
>Ham and cheese Rickie
God i fucking hate american fans
>>75137059
>8
fuck you sneak how are you still tripping to this day.I left /sp/ for 6 months hoping id never hear from you again
>>75137053
I'm being srs. Asking for a friend.
>>75136996
I believe
>>75137073
>"American"
>"Banter"
>>75136986
How the FUCK am I lazy, you piece of shit british fuck? I work 60 hours a week.
>>75136986
t. middle class poof
>>75137060
I'm not a spoof fan m8. DJ is by far the best american golfer.
>>75137031
Yeah at mini golf.
garcia is starting to look shook
>>75137066
WHY?
>>75137072
I mean a regular crew-neck, instead of a polo.
>20/20 hearing
What did he mean by this?
>>75137031
Ive never played at a course that allows that, but I do go out and hit in my backyard after 5 oclock (live on 18th hole) in my gym attire pretty reguarly and its comfy no lie
>HAM AND CHEESE, RICKIE
What did the spectator mean by this?
SERGIO IS SHOOK. SHANK INCOMING
>>75137077
Just mounting his comeback
SPEEEEEF SURGE INCOMING
IN THE BUSHES
Oht ho
SERGIO
New thread
>sergiolololol
the memes are real
HAHAHA
>>75137117
>>75137119
>this paddy arseache
HIT THE BALL SERGIO
Goodnight, Sergio
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
SPERGIO
Pieters jesus
CHOKECIA
>>75136289
fuck off you fat cunt
>>75137056
I just fucking said my TV is broken, naff off
>>75137159
I can feel it.
>LITERALLY "Shit My Pants": The Stat
Whats the best stream to watch this?
CBS sports stream is like 12 fps
Back 9 is going to be tasty lads
>>75137143
On the way to the course, I got hit be a drunk driver ;_;
I was in the hospital for months, had to wear a body cast, and I had a hot nurse, which was great, but she wasn't into me and I couldn't even jerk off cause of the cast ;_;
awful
Sergio, he shook
‘Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
Scared to death, scared to look, he shook
dammit rickie get your shit together.
>>75137225
>score to par
What does that mean?
>>75137225
jesus fucking christ
>>75137147
It's a post modern anti-joke
>tfw you remember how comfy Masters threads used to be when Rory McIlroy had the MOAC
I wish we could have those days again
>>75137088
>Kuchar ricochets his 2nd shot on 15 off of a patron and into the pond
Oop. Nevermind.
>>75137256
nice b8
Little cuntree in front of rat face Sergio
New Thread is shit
>>75137013
>>75137048
>>75137041
>WILLY WILLET
Rotherham's Finest
>>75137229
>stream
Will /ourRory/ ever win ?
>>75134688
Translation? 0-73?