/mlb/ general - YOU KNOW, FOR KIDS edition

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS to any NL West team

In b4 mariners anime guy and royals guy.

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Does faggot fuck Manfred not realize that you can't simultaneously shorten game times and add more offense. Seriously, fuck this guy.

>>75132583
Someone needs to get Manfred in the men's room with a thick rubber band around his balls like they did in Fight Club.
>do not fuck with us.

Made the thread too late, go to the real general here, even though he doesn't know how to fucking format the subject line. Time stamps are time stamps:
>>75132469
>>75132469

>>75133536
>even though he doesn't know how to fucking format the subject line
wahhh

W A H H H

>>75135785
dude, he typed 'mlb' twice. don't bitch at me just because spergs walk among us.

>>75136550
W A H H H
A
H
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>>75132570
Red Sox!

Not getting swept is like winning the World Series for a Dodgers fan.

>>75140593
Not winning the world series is like winning the world series to the Dodgers

Holy fuck my Mets are on fire! We're killing the Marlins

Jints

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>mariners

>rags

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Royals

Yankees finally won, i can wear my sanchez jersey to work tomorrow

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yes/no

Should the Mariners rebrand as the Pilots and go back to these uni's?

Russell Westbrook could make a good shortstop

>>75142564

>Jints actually convert their save opportunity
>Memeners choke as hard as a team can choke

Have the jints passed their curse to Seattle?

Now Mariners fans know how white sox fans feel

>IT WAS 7-1
>IT WAS 9-3

>>75142636
except when white sox fans get really depressed they can watch highlights of their world series win

>>75142588
Absolutely not. Their current unis are god tier

>>75142617
That would imply were done blowing saves for the year

That is not the case

>>75142655
>>75142662
Both of these

>>75142588
yes

>>75142604
He would play wherever pads his stats the most, stay woke.

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>Mariners

>>75142655
Shots fired

>Rangers look unbeatable and Beltre isn't even healthy yet

Be scared /mlb/

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Please take a moment to apologize for doubting the arizona diamondbacks

>>75142734
>whos

Blowing 6 run leads before it was cool.

>>75142655
except when Asstros fans get really depressed they can watch highlights of the white sox world series win

>>75142754
Sry snek

>>75142754
>Zack memeke as the ace
They're a big glowing meme my friend

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>rags

>>75142808
Welcome to Las Vegas, brother. You will have a newer, better stadium.

>>75142808

come be Houston's second team.

>>75142795
the kid will be a star in a couple years desu

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>>75142830
the rags already exist tho

>>75142821
no

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Phillies

>tfw need a new closer

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BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTERS

>>75142926
what does the TC stand for???

>>75142944
thick cock

>>75142944
Twins always win and you are a fucking Cunt

>>75142944
Total Cukks

>>75142944
Twin Cities

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Are the sneks legit? Sweeplease the Indians and beat the Giants 3-1. Their offense looks fucking insane with goldy, pollock, Tomas, Drury, and Peralta. Pic is my ex's ass

>>75143031
who bitch dis is?

>>75142944
Twin Cities

>>75143013
>>75142968
>>75142966
>>75142960
please stop memeing and tell me what it actually is

>>75142944
town center

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>>75142588

>Dat yellow and powder blue uni

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>>75143047
Twin Cities desu

>>75143047
Use Google you fuck

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>>75143038
My whore of an ex

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>Get ready to watch the Mest
>Look on TV
>ESPN broadcasting the game

>>75142944
testicular cancer

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>>75142753
>"""unbeatable"""

>>75142944
Tigers Cuckuseveryyear

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Reminder. The Toronto Blue Jays traded Noah Syndergaard to the Mets for R.A. Dickey and Josh Thole.

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>>75143082
she looks like she understands the game of baseball

>>75143083
>Stream I have isn't Boone and Mendoza

Nice

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>>75143083
>Gt+race+doesn+t+exist+yet+i+love+racial+diversity+_2f4c804766d827fd9591b6917f7e4cc5.jpg

>>75143082
>>75143139
She looks like she knits a wonderful sweater.

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>dodgers

>>75143162

>Pitchers hitting

Why would anyone do this?

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occasional reminder alex rodriguez commissioned not one, but two portraits of himself as a centaur

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>>75143207

*takes you yard*

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>>75143238
>pitchers can hit

okay then fat DHs can field

The Texas Rangers will sign Mike Trout.

>indians getting swept by the sneks
Everyone laugh at the American League

>>75143369
>pitchers can hit lmao
Dude wooooooow free outs lel my sides are splitting

>>75143207
In that game, the Yankees were the home team and Don Larsen actually hit. DH rules weren't set until 1973

I have a cool idea for Manfred. Make a channel on mlb.tv that is the equivalent of NFL RedZone

what is it with all these grand slams?
it must be a record for an opening week

>>75143390

Dark times.

I cant believe 1/2 the teams still practice such savagery.

why did only the AL adopt the DH anyway?

>>75143450

they wanted something to compete against Big Strong American NL pitchers hitting dingers

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>Schwarber is only hitting one home run per series.
When will this horrible slump end?

>>75143450
>The movement started gaining traction in 1969, when baseball began experimenting with the D.H. in Triple-A leagues
>They were searching for ways to reignite stagnant offenses.
>For one thing, the American League’s batting average in 1972 was .239.
>For another, the A.L.’s attendance lagged more than 2 million behind the N.L.’s.

they literally couldnt compete with the superior NL

>>75143466

U know what

fuck those two teams.

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>>75143521
Don't worry, the Cubs are also on track for killing one Cardinal player for every series they have.

>>75143476
Also the AL's attendance has always used 'tickets sold' as opposed to tickets punched on game day.

It's how the Who's opening had like four thousand people in the stands but the attendance was announced to be 35k.

>>75143564

Well.... You know...... I did always hate the Cubs less <3

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Good old .500 Injuns, fugg

GG DBacks, hopefully you guys can shake up the NL West a bit.

>worst coast games are over for now
>home opener on Tuesday

Absolutely bueno

>>75143579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFhw0n9_qj8

You don't even have to turn up the speakers to hear that crack of the ball on plastic and bone.

>>75143639
that's baseball.jpg

>>75136945
>this is what Autism looks like

>>75143639
whos.jpg

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who gets fired first?
who gets demoted first?

is this the designated new thread?

>>75143740
Fired first: Everyone
Demoted first: Everyone.

I still remember Marilel fans trying to justify the cano contact sigh

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>>75143639

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what is the best baseball fight of all time?

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Having a winning record is nice but I was promised a good offense this year. We are being carried by pitching and dingers as usual.

Daily reminder that until 2014 80% of the Mets "fanbase" were Yankees fans.

>>75143655
>h-he's hurting my feelings so easily after I acted like a pissybitch over another guy's thread being posted before mine

> W A H H H

> A

> H

> H

> H

>>75143858
When pedro punched that ancient Yankees coach

>>75143865
Dude. Really. Fuck off.

>>75143901

he shoved him sideways and dude fell to the ground. no punching involved

>>75143865
You'd be surprised New Yorkers are very loyal to their teams and hate their city rivals.

>>75143901
>>75143915
When Nolan Ryan beat the shit out of Robin Ventura.

>>75143901
Yeah, that was a fair fight.

>>75143866
what is this guys fucking problem

go shit up some other thread, holy fuck

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jays + mariners depression and pity broship when

>>75143865
Posts about "fans" are always just bitter ass-pain, better to just avoid it and not look like a tard.

>>75143922
Captain Fucking Obvious right here ladies and gentlemen.

>>75143858
The one where Carlos Quentin fucked up Grienke with a tackle

>>75143929
I will never have pity for a Canadian. You deserve it.

Are the mariners the biggest fucking joke of the league?

They've been ridiculously hyped every offseason for some years now, only to disappoint year after year

>>75143955
How the hell can you watch baseball with no head?

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>>75143865
only 80%?

Have you seen this man?

https://twitter.com/WoodstockPD/status/851226452632756228

>>75143955
Aren't they the only al team to never make it to a ws?

>>75144020
He's probably dead in a ditch somewhere.

>>75143927
>I'll pretend to be someone else now so my repeated replies don't seem so pathetic
>I'm already planning on replying again btw
>Meanwhile I hope nobody realizes what I bitch I was being over something so trivial
hahaha wa

>>75143858
i like the yankees/o's one from 1998

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>>75144020

>>75144055
crack cocaine's a helluva drug

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>>75144020
fuck

>>75144049
11 > 0.

>Alex Bregman

Is he a star in the making or just hyped up like Bryce Harper?

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>RED ALERT NIGGAS

OTIS NIXON IS MISSING

PPL ARE LOOKING FOR HIM

>>75144084
hes good

>>75144080
Stay mad.

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>mfw when the methinals thought they could stop the reds from redding

>>75144113
How am I mad. I'm a Reds fan like you. I just acknowledge my superiors.

>>75143924
T H I S
beating a guy half your age when he comes at you first is pretty impressive

>>75143863
They'll come around. I don't expect them to lead the league in runs scored or blow out every game, but our lineup is deep enough that there's potential to score every inning. Depth is everything.

Your daily reminder that beating up Giants fans in the parking lot is equivalent to winning the World Series to Dodgers fans.

I honestly don't see another team that's better than the Rangers this year.

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holy shit
they are fucking awful

>>75144084
Good but not elite

>>75144164
Why don't you do yourself a favor and let them move to somewhere like Oklahoma City. I'm sure they'll appreciate them more than you ever will you fucking whiner. Bad baseball is better than no baseball.
t. Who Sox fan

>>75144163
You should head to an optometrist asap then.

now that estrada and liriano are back to being shit, happ is the only guy we can trade at the deadline, he should get us something, theres always someone in need of another solid starter at the deadline

if donaldson can stay healthy we could get a huge haul for him too, this season might not be so bad after all

>>75144164
Today was karma for the Mariners for that shitfest against the Padres last year.

>>75144172
calm down friend

>>75144172
>not allowed to be upset after blowing a 6 run lead in the ninth
from a whos fan

>>75144176
Just knowing your team's management, they'll probably demand too much for them and they stay around for a couple more years.

>>75144172
didnt the white sox almost move to tampa bay

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Phillies!

>>75144203
That was the Giants, though the Chisox might have as well

I never realised how comfy baseball was until the Astros got good

Am i crazy? Is this an optical illusion? How is this a hr? It looks like it hits the bottom of the fence.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwWSWjIpzA0

>>75144258
Even when your team is bad, baseball is comfy.
Barves fan.

The Rangers would be 6-0 right now if it wasn't for bad umps.

>>75144271
ur a dumass kid it hits the green and bounces back...dont be such a fuck

>>75144279
And the Indians would have won the WS if it wasn't for a good play.

>>75143639
To the faget who flew the W flag in the eighth today.

I want you to burn this into your little brain as to why you never declare victory until the final out is made.

>>75144290
Show me the exact frame.

>>75144258
Blum has been doing a really good job on tv

>>75144420
i dont have to show u shit fuckboy

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feels good man

>>75144291
>he thinks the Cusb going down 3-1 in a 7 game series to a team with 2 pitchers was good play
Delusion tier: rags fan

>>75144424
No you are the fuckboy, and furthermore you have to show me shit.

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>>75144452

>>75144183
>>75144189
>>75144203
That post seems like a Cusb falseflag desu

GIVE ME A (
GIVE ME A Y
GIVE ME AN O
GIVE ME A U
GIVE ME A )

WHAT'S THAT SPELL?

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>(You)

I think each team should have a house umpire and rather than reviewing plays at MLB HQ one of the umps working the game has to fight the house umpire. If the house ump wins, the call goes the way of the home team.

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>>75144279

>>75144547
wouldn't be surprised if Manfred actually believes this.

What would you do if you saw a player get 4 grand slams in ONE game?

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>>75144530
>(You)

>not watching this Ohtani interview on 60 minutes

Says he looks up to bryce harper and clayton kershaw

>>75144592
Jints fags BTFO

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>Just saw the Mariners game results

Wow, I wanna laugh but I'm also feeling pretty bad for them.

>>75144574
Wonder why I'm watching replays of myself

>>75144602
they are the laughing stock of baseball

>>75144621
The term "laughing stock" is simply too good for them. They are below even that. They are simply a black hole of eternal mirth.

>>75144600
Our Korean minor leaguer could fuck him up

>>75144547
>and we have a challenge on the call coming from the Barves dugout
>Angel Hernandez is getting ready

>uhWELLLLLLL
>WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW

>JR HERE
>BAH GAWD
>NO, DON'T DO THIS
>HE'S A HUMAN BEING

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>20 straight starts of 3 runs or less

>>75144574
Congratulate myself for buying tickets to a Kershaw postseason start aka October laser show

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Greetings, /mlb/, Rob Manfred here.

I hear this site is the cutting edge of the Internet, a place where young people flock to in droves to share guffaws over something called "memes."

I would also like those young people (you) to flock in droves to their television sets and local ballparks to watch Major League Baseball. But due to pace of play, Major League Baseball is having a hard time attracting the young, or so I'm told by ESPN.

Consider this an informal focus group. Tell me what changes you'd like us implement for the future, so that we may keep America's past time thriving as we move forward into the digital age.

Regards,

Rob Manfred

>>75144658
>>>/asp/

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W

>>75144692
>>75144692
fuck off manfred this is a faggot free zone

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*strikes you out*

>>75144724
*has Tommy John surgery*

>>75144692
have kissing booths in every park so we can get free beers

>>75144692
$1 miller lite cans

>>75144755
.50 cent all you can drink 3.2 beer at games.

>>75144735
FUCK. YOU.

>>75144770
No, just kissing is okay. Fucking for free brewskies is just a bit much.

I mean maybe in Boystown that's normal.

After 1 week of baseball

>Clayton Kershaw has given up 4 HRs
>Madison Bumgarner has thrown a CG, has 2 HRs, and has 0 wins
>San Francisco Giants have blown 8 leads
>Mark Melancon has 0 saves
>Seattle Mariners are 1-5, and blew a 7 run lead in the 9th inning
>Tim Tebow has hit 2 HRs
>Minnesota Twins, Arizona Diamondbacks, and Los Angeles Angels lead their division
>2 Walkoff walks
>Rich Hill has a blister

>>75144592
And yet

>It stands to reason that Ohtani is better suited to the AL, where he can pitch and then DH on off-days. (In Japan he doesn’t play in the games preceding starts—hence his relatively low number of plate appearances—a rhythm he’s likely to continue in the majors.) The Yankees, the team for which Matsui enjoyed great success, are an obvious candidate, especially since Brian Cashman has already told the Yukan Fuji News back in 2014, “Hey, if [both pitching and hitting] is what he wants, it’s hard to argue if he won’t sign otherwise.” Seattle, the market closest to Japan and a city that accommodated Ichiro Suzuki so hospitably, is another likely option.

He could choose an NL team and be a Bumgarner Jr. but he'd actually get fewer ABs.

>>75144789
>Tim Tebow has hit 2 HRs
>minors

>it'sfuckingnothing.jpg

>>75144789
What a time to be alive that the Angels are actually doing well.

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>>75144789
HEY!
it was a 6 run lead
they gave up 7

>>75144789
>Mark Melancon has 0 saves
He got one today.

>>75144802
It's not going to last.

>>75144789
>Seattle Mariners are 1-5, and blew a 7 run lead in the 9th inning
Whew

>Felix Hernandez will go his entire career without ever seeing a playoff game
lol Mariners.

>>75144811
>Padres

Doesn't count desu

>>75144692
7 inning games
strict 20 second pitch clock
no calling for time in the batters box

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had my fantasy draft tonight

how'd i do senpai?

>>75144791
>Otani can save both the Yankees rotation and their offense
Pls sign him Cash Man

>>75144832
Sorry m8, he's getting signed by the BREWERS!

>>75144602
bodes well for us. a battle of 2 dismal bullpens. maybe our guys can get the offense woken up.

>>75144822

>No Teboq

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>>75144850
That's literally all I'm waiting for. 2.6 runs per game won't get us anywhere but the team is stacked, there's no reason they shouldn't pick it up soon enough

>>75144869
They won't as you will finish at most 3rd behind the Angels and the Rangers.

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kek

>>75144901
>barves babsel

>>75144901
>>75144917
Worst division in baseball this year and I say that as a Barves fan.

>>75144869
They're not gonna put up a 5 spot every night, at least for a while. The beauty of this lineup is that other than Aoki, Reddit, and Gurriel there aren't any real weak spots and you literally have a big chance to score every single inning. There's plenty of power, and once they get in gear, there are plenty of guys that can string hits together and run the bases. It'll work out eventually.

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>>75144943
I'd argue that Aoki isn't really a weak spot. I've liked his production so far, and I absolutely love Marwin's. Marwin has been one of my favorite Astros for years for how super utility he is.

>>75144900
>rags

>>75145007
Aoki is perfect. Having an average hitter batting 9th is a luxury.

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>>75144901
get fucked other divisions

84 wins is all ya need around this bitch

>>75144592
>>75144600

>he doesn't look up to Bumgarner

im sad

>>75145059
>84 wins
More like 75.

>>75144900

>rags

>first week of baseball is in the books

how is your team doing so far /sp/?

>jints

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>>75145007
Marwin is based and confirmed clutch. One of the most underrated guys in the league imo.
I'm fine if aoki keeps playing like he has, I just fear that he'll cool off and hit .215 with no power. We got the bench to support that though I guess.

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>>75145108
Statistically, as expected of April.

>>75145108
>Barves
el oh el I guess we get some #FreeBeer

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>>75145108
forgot image

>>75144855
kek decides i will pick him up and drop Kershaw

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>>75145108
Better than last April I guess.

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>>75145108
top 3 pitchers look great. offense is getting there

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>>75145108
SNEKS
GOD BLESS HANZEN/LOVULLO
THANK YOU RED SOX

Barves will win 55 games this season. Possible or not?

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>>75144789
>Rich Hill has a blister
How does he keep doing it?

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>>75145108

>>75145184
Rip in peace Royals bandwagon 2014-2017.

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>>75145108
confily in first place right now
feels good

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>>75144901

>>75145203
No offense man but the Yankees will never be good again simply because the wrong Steinbrenner died.

>>75145212
ya

still good ratings somehow, don't ask me

>>75145227
BOOOOOOOOO

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>>75145230
I actually unironically believe this, no offense taken

؜؜>>75145108
>how is your team doing so far /sp/?

Not terribly.
Some losses, but overall I'm feeling decent.

75145266<<
How did you do that?

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>>75145108
everythings fine
its all good
the last 15 years have prepared me for this

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>>75145227
oh, hey walgreens

>>75144789
>rich hill has a blister

Top kek. Rich Hill is a blister

>>75145284
I'm guessing he's a mod

>>75145266
Hi Swaglord please sticky the Royals to the world series

>>75145307
It's moot

>>75144901
If there's trash on the field, play ball.

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>>75145108
everyone but sanchez and stroman is hot garbage

bullpen outside of 2 guys is fucking trash and closer is on the DL

nobody but donaldson gives a shit on offense

؜ >>75145307
I ain't a mod.

>>75145338
Are you a wizard?

؜>>75145348
No.

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>>75145108
Good starting pitching, shit bullpen

Tradition.

>>75145367
What if, for one year you had the opposite happen?

؜؜>>75145361
>like this

No.

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>>75145108
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>75145471
You won like 2 games. I have to cheer for a dumpster fire.

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>>75145108
Just taking our time before we go into overdrive and end up winning the division

>>75145481
what are memeiner games like in person
how can you ever be comfy when the team is a never-ending nightmare

>>75145511
Not a Memeiners fan, but a Barves fan.

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>>75143858
Dads vs. Barves from 1984

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tasting

>>75145507
>rags

>>75145612
Best goddamn team in the state you bandwagon Yankee "fan."

>>75145619
>rags

>>75142636
in 2001, the Mariners blew a 12 run lead in the 7th.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CLE/CLE200108050.shtml

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>rags

Why does Texas produce the best MLB players, but have some of the worst teams in the country? Is it because all of you other flyover states STEAL our potential players. All MLB teams are made of Texans and they should belong only to one TEAM in the country and that is the TEXAS RANGERS.

Who is the discount Heidi watney on quick pitch tonight

>>75145653
He looks incredibly displeased

>>75145653
>sweeps

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>>75145108
>angels
this is probably going to be the high point of the season but whatever

>>75145673
You will share the basement with the Pathetics and that's THAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDbCMH6RMy4

>>75145686
I wish the mascots would get in a fist fight and then an orgy.

>>75145705
Necessarily in that order?

>>75145686
>There are teams out there with no mascots who actually, proactively HATE FUN

>>75145705
and the winners of the fistfight get to fight the house umpires as per >>75144547
winners of that fight get to be orgy kings

>>75145686
mariner moose T H I C C

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>>75145705
https://gma.yahoo.com/video/mascot-madness-watch-15-mlb-133057514.html

>>75145612
>skankees

>>75145765
>the worst team named the Rangers

>rags

>>75145777
Best team in Texas though also checked

>>75145795
That's not a compliment. That's like being the tallest midget or the smartest retard.

Honestly bros, I don't know who can beat the Rangers. They look too good. They're gonna win the World Series for sure.

>>75145819
k

>>75145795
the el paso chihuahuas are 3-1

>>75145827
No one needs to beat the Rangers, they beat themselves. Not even Nolan Ryan could make them good.

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>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
>Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence
>When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings
>Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence

And after finally winning a Pennant:
>Lost b2b World Series'
>One strike away from winning it all TWICE
>Josh Hamilton kills a fan
>Blew a division lead to the A's in the final series of the season when all they had to do was not get swept thanks in part to this error
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Fx4z0V2mY
>Yu Darvish blows a perfect game on opening day in the final out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQRf_KRoqw
>Lost in the division series to the Jays after being up 2-0
>Lost AGAIN to the Jays in the first round the next year on a walk off throwing error by Odor in a season where they had the best record in the AL
>Minor league coaches in their organization get caught raping children

Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?

>>75145843
nolan ryan is now estranged from the organization lmao

>Rags

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>>75145853
>mfw Nolan wins one for da stros

Reminder

http://www.sportingnews.com/amp/mlb/list/mlb-mascots-ranked-by-a-toddler/rb8rq0eghxd010yuc1u1vcsli

>>75145902
>getting swept by the WHITE SOX!
lmao Rangers did more in the World Series than you ever will.

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>>75145911
>"It's a monkey! Monkeys go ee-ee-ee, ah-ah-ah. That's what a monkey says. Monkey makes silly sounds. Monkeys like to go swing, swing, swing and climb, climb, climb."


What did she mean by this?

>>75145911
>Royals (Sluggerrr)
>"He's wearing a crown. And he has pants!"
That's exactly how they introduce him

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Looks like im building a meme team now in DD.

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>>75145911
>homicide monkey #2

>>75145911
>21. RANGERS CAPTAIN
"Mascot! I don't like him. Not that one!"
>rags

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>>75145989
>not winning a SINGLE game in the most important series in your life
I'd rather lose the World Series in 7 than 4.

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>>75145911
best article

>>75145715
>There are teams out there with no mascots

2.
Yankees = previously had one for a brief period.
Dodgers = I.C.E. keeps arresting and deporting it.

>>75146033
Of course the Sox are nearly last again. I hate this fucking team.

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>>75145911
>rally monkey #2

fuuuuuu thanks for the horrible flashbacks

>>75145108
>D-Backs
Better than I would have ever edpected. Hesitant to completely buy in, but feeling good.

Reminder the Rangers were robbed of a world series win when the umpire called a would be game winning strike out a ball. Mike Shannon even said "You gotta call that pitch a strike"

2011 was our year though even if we were kind of robbed. Still Rangers are a competent organization now so there is that.

where a good place to start with Nippon Professional Baseball?

I heard the playstyle is a lot different from MLB, and gives me a chance to see has beens and never was's play ball.

are there any of the k, and china leagues with a big enough fanbase to read up on?

>>75145911
>Mariner Moose
>A kangaroo!
I died from giggles