Chicago Cubs @ Millwake Brewers Game 3 Gamethread

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>Goes 0-2
>Goes to full count
>Gives up a single
Sum up this game with a webm or image.

Your "nicknames" are atrocious and you need to stop trying my Reddit-american friend

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>>75132422

>>75132438
Get back to pitching Davie

>tfw hour long 1st inning

>Heyward with a 2 RBI triple on his first pitch
The term is trite, but APOLOGIZE

>heyward driving the ball

what did he mean by this?

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>>75132438
The City of Zach 'ERA 18.00' Davies.

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>3B from heyward
>SB from montero

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>>75132422

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>>75132422

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRCTc6stICc

>>75132756
Trump's victory has caused a tear in the space time continuum and causing various versions of the same player to merge together. Heyward can hit and Montero can steal bases.

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Dammit, I missed the top of the 1st.

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>>75132915
best timeline

>Brewers father
>With a son in a Cubs hat and a daughter in a White Sox hat.
Wisconsin parenting at its finest.


SCHWARBER GOES DEEP

>Top the order gets hits
I've seen this episode before. Like 20 minutes ago.

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Deep dish is a twice a year treat

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>the city of Milwaukee

>>75133105
Is it any good? I've always wanted to try pizza pie.

With Baez dead, the 2b butterfingers curse got cast onto the Boors.

It's one of those days.

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>broors defense

>he forgot to catch the baseball

top-tier commentating

>51 pitches through 1 and 1/3

>Wear a jaw protector
>Get hit in the temple

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>>75132438
The city of Zach 'when only giving up 1 run in an inning causes your ERA to go down' Davies.


Also props, that would a good catch.

Amazing catch, milly.

>>75133399
Hardly

that was jim edmonds unnecessary dive tier

THAT UMPIRE JUST MURDERED THAT INFLATED SAUSAGE ON THE FIELD.

i think that was a condom desu

I condomn that umpire's actions

>>75133425
thats the catch of 2017 right there
calling it now

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>Bullpen no longer located on the field
RIP foul ball chicken.

>>75133630
its incredible it was on the field for as long as it was

>>75133724
It was just part of the stadium and it was up to away team outfielders and third basemen to know where the mounds were even though they still managed to kill someone every year.

>Schwarber almost makes a spectacular sliding catch
As long as his knee doesn't pull a Derek Rose...

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Guys, I found John Lester's strategy to keep base runners from stealing now that he doesn't have David Ross to keep his back.

BRAUNIE

I'm not even mad, that was a damn good hit.

Tuning in now. Did I actually miss J-Hey getting a hit???

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>>75134460
a triple

>>75134460
And his two outs were inches away from being hits.

Theo, please trade rizzo for quality pitchers

wait, where is everyone...must be the great weather

10k's for Jake from state farm

>>75135257
No one lives in Wisconsin. the only reason it's as filled as it is is because all the people came from Chicago

what's the nick name for ben z

>>75135505
Master batter

>>75135505
benzodiazepine

>heyward got another hit
is he, dare i say, /ourguy/?

>Heyward with his 3 RBI of the day
>Could have easily gone 4/4
The Tardinals are weeping that they're stuck with Fowler now.

>>75135505
ben "dinger" zobrist

>>75135505
Dragon Ben Z

how many runs do the cubs have off errors? 3?

>>75135553
No
>>75135554
i like
>>75135625
NO
>>75135660
Maybe

>>75135688
Do you even know the reference?

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>Those fatties doing a ho down are considered am 8 in Wisconsin

>>75135728
no... please help me find my way great one

>>75135818
Look at how he handles his bat next time he comes up to the plate. All will become clear then my child.

Kyle you ball hog

>>75135911
I liken it to a train engine.

CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA

>>75135688
What about Dinger Ben Z?

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gg brewers see you next week

>>75136237
>t. cardinals fan

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>>75136237
What the fuck, it's still the top of the 8th. This isn't like Ape Hoop or Dive Grass where the game is over.

Your screen has been visited by Mr. Slim Skelly. Strike-outs and curve balls will come to you but only if you post "Make 'em jelly, skelly!" in this thread.

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>>75136575

>>75136295
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

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>>75136707
>Newfag didn't watch the Who's 9th inning collapse last year.
>Or the final day of the 2011 season.
Son, never take anything for granted.

>>75136779
If the Cubs lose this game I will an hero on cam

Damn, Heyward could have gone 5 for 5 if the Boors fielding didn't get godly every time he was up at batt.

The hat tip to that catch was classy.

I bet Milwaukee will win. Am I fucked

>>75137127
Like a tripfag trying to get beer at a gay bar.

>Rodon is still regressed from last year.
Save us Wade Davis!

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