New York Yankees @ Baltimore Orioles

NEW YORK

1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
3. Matt Holliday (R) DH
4. Chris Carter (R) 1B
5. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
6. Chase Headley (S) 3B
7. Aaron Judge (R) RF
8. Austin Romine (R) C
9. Ronald Torreyes (R) SS

orioles fans are cucks

BALTIMORE

1. Craig Gentry (R) LF
2. Adam Jones (R) CF
3. Manny Machado (R) 3B
4. Mark Trumbo (R) RF
5. Chris Davis (L) 1B
6. Trey Mancini (R) DH
7. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B
8. J.J. Hardy (R) SS
9. Caleb Joseph (R) C

>>75131242
Alright say goodbye to your perfect season
Yanks don't get swept

HI HO
IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO

Name something worse than Micheal Kay

Are there any Stankee fans left alive or did they all an hero when Sanchez got hurt?

>>75131364
Mike Francesca

Also,
>inb4 cc perfecto

How many alcohols did CC consume before the game?

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>>75131382
Right here, bby

>>75131391
You foool

>>75131391
Ogghkay

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>>75131259

>>75131412
thats not funny

at least 4 beers

Baltimore is just a terrible terrible city

>>75131391
true

>>75131448
that looks like a dude's hand holding that sign...

Afternoon lads

>>75131452
also true

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T H I C K

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>m'dingers

>>75131452
Baltimore >>>> Jew York especially considering Baltimore never got 9/11'd

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T H I C K
H
I
C
K

I'm starting to get the feeling joe girardi would bench Barry bonds and Griffey against a lefty

>>75131503
Yeah, your own homegrown niggers just burn the city down

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T H I C K.

>>75131503
>B-b-but Bawwdimore never got a terrorist attack!!!!

Meanwhile, Akira-style groups of niggers on dirt bikes fly through your city on the regular.

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>>75131503

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>Brett Gardner didnt get on base right away
ACE
C
E

Miley is even smiling in his portrait, don't think I've ever seen him smile

Holiday you old faggot

AAHAHAHA

didn't even make it back to the bag

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Holy fuck the Stanks getting meme'd on hard.

7 time national league all star

How are the Yankees going to blow this game?

The Orioles literally have only 3 World Series Wins

>>75131621
the typical CC game. pitches well until the 5th or 6th and gives up a 3 run bomb

CC 8IP only gives up a run, offense fails to score a run

White boi too slow

>>75131621
lack of offense against someone they should get 5 runs off of

>>75131648
Meant for

>first pitch attempted bunt hit

Meme game today it seems.

>This lineup
Babby Bombers are dead

>>75131673
Screwed it up again >>75131621

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>>75131627
More wins than the Yankees have this season

>cc is unironically the best pitcher on the yankees roster

>>75131706
It's ok, I'll just say that you gave me 3 (You)s

>>75131648
>>75131673
>>75131706
Just stop posting faggot. We all know what you mean to do and retardedly failed to do

>>75131720
CC is a HOF sooo...

>>75131680
It would be a good strategy to just keep bunting to force a CC heart attack

>>75131752
>>75131764
It's not 2007 anymore

>>75131720
They're really going to have to pick up another SP

>>75131764
I'm surprised people haven't started bunting towards Betances more now. That would be the easiest way to score against him

>>75131811
>aaron small is in georges' bawx!

>>75131833
>Of all the dramatic things!

>it's a Caleb Joseph episode

Isn't Flash our emergency catcher? Put him in instead

>>75131798
he looks fatter than he did last season

>adam chimpout jones

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>>75131866
Flaherty is warming up in the bullpen

>>75131887
This meme is stupid, Jones has never chimped out. KYS

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>Walking Carter AND Judge
Nice """""""pitching""""""" O's

>>75131887
I'd love to see you call him a chimp IRL faggot

which are you, a fat wop or a fat jew?

>walking two guys who will have a combined 400 k's at the end of the year
>and the backup catcher

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Time for the manlet to hit a grand slam

who the fuck stays in the minors for ten years?

>>75132016
Roy Hobbs

torreyes is too impatient, gonna blow it

Absolute madman

Holy fuck, the Yankees should be forced to move to Delmar, this is just sad

>RISP, RISP, RISP
I'm glad things are back to normal

>>75131963
Miley is on Boston and Seattle's payroll still

what the fuck is torreyes swinging at

swung at 3 straight balls, nigga could have walked if he was disciplined

Mileys gonna throw a nono while loading the bases every other inning, calling it now.

That was a horrible AB

Pasadena represent!

My god... There's a blimp on that pitcher's mound!

>>75132123
I don't think I've ever seen a blimp filled with booze before

>Perfect Game over
Time to call it quits

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>two scoreless for Miley

>It's a CC gives up hits on soft contact episode

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What's Chris Davis' favorite hit? [spoiler] Doubles [spoiler]

Game over, gg birds, grats on 5-0

Good afternoon, 4th and pals! May I ask you what channel is streaming the game?

I'm watching Nat Geo Wild.

Time for two strikeouts and a grounder to first

>>75132235
Can I get a pager?

>Sabathia is the best pitcher the Yankees have this season
Jesus. Relocation to Delaware when?

Why the fuck did that fat cunt Carter not throw it home?

>>75132245
No. I don't have pagers.

>>75132282
Why not?

>>75132301
Nobody is doing it anymore. :(

>>75132268
I think we have to realize the Yankees are no longer the Yankees, but instead some bizzaro club where they can't even stay at or above .500

>>75132329
>He realizes this 15 years too late

>>75132333
I like this new club. Fuck winning. I hope Yankees games look like Whos games in the future.

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I wanna fucking kill myself

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>Walking Jonny "I will swing at anything" Schoop

Orioles will make the playoffs.

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LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

>>75132333
Today's lineup reminds me of 2013. There's no hope for this team if the rookies and pitching can't get it together.

Seniors eat free on sundays

Based hardy

>fail bunt
>runner still advances
>yinkees

Ah the old fake bunt steal

Caleb is literally never going to get an rbi. Ever. Again.

Oh man I swear to god if old man Hardy would have gotten an SB this team would be full on memery

Sabathia is ass.

>miley is obviously flaky
>yanks will still score 0 runs

throw the HS team on the field, can't be any worse than the shit we have out now

why do the yankees suck so much? their roster is full of who's

>>75132544
Wantagh is pretty good at all sports

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>5 walks through 2+ innings
>No runs to show for it
This fucking team, man.

fug, thought the game started at 3:05, i missed mo throwing out the first pitch

here comes the miley collapse

Can we just clone 5 Bundys and that's our rotation

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>SIX walks
I can't believe this team hasn't done anything with that yet

I might punch the wall if we don't fucking score.. (which we won't)

>yanks averaging 2 walks an inning and doing nothing with them
This team needs to be executed

Next time we win a game Manny Machado will be on the team.

>yankees can't hit with RISP
>walk them into RISP and then don't give up a hit
genius

250 pitch no hitter incoming

No hitter through 3~!

>>75132799
you shut your mouth and stay on your side of the wall

>>75132082
Scratch that, every inning

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>>75132825

>>75132799
For all the free agent hype the yankees are at risk of flat out being too shit to appeal to them

>>75132851
>Implying a $250 million contract won't attract anyone despite the team's current record

>torreyes is the mvp of this team
don't even show up at the stadium, fucking disgrace

>>75132746
lol yankee fans

waaaaah

>>75132868
lets not forget giancarlo signed a deal for 13 years with the Marlins

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>mfw Miley throws a 190 pitch no-hitter

Yankee starters doing their best Orioles starter impression this series

>game is so shit Ken and Kay are talking about Machado's shoes

>>75132868
>>75132851
http://nypost.com/2017/04/08/me-gary-sanchez-and-bryce-harper-machado-spells-out-yankees-dream/

>Even if all the Yankee youngsters excel, Machado would be the perfect addition to the Bronx Bombers for 2019.

>“I’m sure now when we go to New York, it’s going to be crazy,’’ the Orioles superstar told The Post of the free-agent rumors. “I know there is talk about the future and maybe me, Gary [Sanchez] and [Bryce] Harper being together. That’s New York. That’s what goes on. … You never know what to expect in this game.

Trumbowumba thumping that tub

>>75132954
I think Ken knows the season is over already

>>75132994
Yep, Kay is usually the only one trying to keep a straight face and even he seems done with the season

Loving all this singles from the heart of the order

Back to Norfolk faggot

fugg

>sabathia leaving the mound swing his arm and most likely cursing
lol

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>Yankees unironically getting no-hit with six walks
Fuck this game. r8 my OC.

fuck this team

The Yankees are unironically the worst team in the league rn

>none scored through 4
That's basically a quality start for an O's pitcher

>>75133287
If only we could teach Ubaldo to pitch like this regularly

>>75133320
Don't you know, Ubaldo is your #1 pitcher.

Wade is obv our best pitcher. I mean bundy gave up like 3 hits at this point against the jays

>>75133287
What time is it over there?

>>75132886

>>75133353
8 pm right now

Who is the MVP for the O's right now?
-13
-10
-45
-53
-26

>The Yankees are unironically going to be no-hit today
>>75133491
That's a lot earlier than I expected

thank god. I know we'll lose but we can't lose on a nono

Aw

is it happening?

>>75133652
"no"

the collapse is on

That was a ball all day. fuck that ump

>Chris Carter
Singles and it's a strikeout. Anything else it's a dinger.

This is dong city

This team is so fucking pathetic

>>75133786
*Walk City

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>this game

>Jones hits CC
Is this that Black on Black violence /pol/ keeps going on about?

I need more crash-and-burn yank memes desu

>tfw I go through all the ones I have every game now

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>>75133862
It happens in Baltimore

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>the New York Yankshits

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O, O, O, O, OOOO, O

>all this advancing the runners and singles for rbis
this isn't the orioles I know

Torreyes's height it a defensive liability. This isn't even up for debate.

I can never get Mike Wright and Tyler Wilson straight

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I don't think Castro will ever draw a walk this season.

That was a sexy curve

One day, when we are all 90 years old, it'll be a cold snowy Christmas with the whole family gathered around. Children, grandchildren, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, the whole shebang. The anchor of the whole room will be you, as the patriarch of the family. And, as is tradition, the children will gather round to hear stories of the olden days. Times before self-driving cars, and a much simpler time before the hubbub that the late 21st century provides.

As the family gathers around, before you begin tonight's story, your oldest grandchild D'Brickashaw speaks up.

"Grandpop, I have always wanted to know. You've led such a long successful life and have told me dozens of interesting stories about the old days, but I still have one question."

Your eyes focus as you try to wonder what he could possibly still not have heard about the 2010s. D'Brickashaw breaks the silence.

"Grandpop? What was it like the year the Orioles went 162-0?"

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Stop losing games

>Hardest contact of the night was a flyout
I'm gonna kms myself

Yankees should be relocated to Jacksonville and be done with it.

>>75134221
spoke too soon

>>75134261
>Hardest contact of the night was a single
Not much better if we're being honest

and we'll strand them because fuck winning

Torreyes went to the Starlin Castro School of Plate Discipline.

>>75132886
called it. this is sad

>>75134391
>(Me)

Holy Shit, Torreyes

TORREYES

BASED MANLET

Remember last season when we thought that Ellsbury stealing home would be the catalyst that starts out offense? That triple is going to be the same thing.

>>75134558
Remember that season when the Yankees didn't win anything and never will? Go cheer for the Rangers, a veritable winner, bro. We will welcome you with open arms.

>>75134605
>rags

>5.1 innings is the 2017 record for a starting pitcher for the yankees
amazing

If Sabathia is the ace, what does that make Tanaka?

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>>75134623
The game has evolved into bullpen match-ups. Deal with it.

>everybody in the stadium wearing fedoras
what did camden yards mean by this?

>judge's single was the hardest hit ball by a yankee in the past two seasons
whoa

>>75134669
Baltimore was hosting Redditcon the same day.

>First 6 inning start by a Yankee pitcher
wew

Caleb will never get another RBI ever

CC actually looks really good today.

>clippard is warming up
gg o's, see you at the end of the month

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>Clippard

One day, when we are all 90 years old, it'll be a cold snowy Christmas with the whole family gathered around. Children, grandchildren, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, the whole shebang. The anchor of the whole room will be you, as the patriarch of the family. And, as is tradition, the children will gather round to hear stories of the olden days. Times before self-driving cars, and a much simpler time before the hubbub that the late 21st century provides.

As the family gathers around, before you begin tonight's story, your oldest grandchild D'Brickashaw speaks up.

"Grandpop, I have always wanted to know. You've led such a long successful life and have told me dozens of interesting stories about the old days, but I still have one question."

Your eyes focus as you try to wonder what he could possibly still not have heard about the 2010s. D'Brickashaw breaks the silence.

"Grandpop? What was it like the year the Orioles went 162-0?"

>>75134859
[Insert Mike Francesa picture here]

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>>75134823
clippard warming up?!?!

Holliday has been pretty /Moneyball/ today. I can see why the A's acquired him.

What's a golden sombrero but with walks?

that ballgirl on rightfield is thiccccc

la-a-a-a-a-a-nd
tha-a-a-a-a-at
i-i-i-i-i-i
lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ove

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>this singer

>>75134954
A platinum burrito

I want to see Kyle Hiroshima pinch hit today.

>fedora day at the ballpark
FAAAAAGGGGGSSSS

Fuck, I thought that was gone.

JUDGEMENT DAY MOTHERFUCKERS

Court is in session

>>75135406
There ya go

GUILTY

>a Yankees fan gets the homer

Pottery

Fuck

Fuck a Jew York City.

Based Manlet continuing his MVP-type season.

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what's going on here? I thought he was half black

>>75135652
He is, but don't tell his "dad".

>>75135652
Those are clearly Ricans

This papa johns commercial is 5 times louder than any others

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> Betances

>>75135652
Just learned that he was adopted, so neither of them are his parents.

>dellin

GG O's grats on the sweep

>>75135824 Watch the stream Yankee bro- no commercials.

http://www.mlbstream.me/baseball/465325/5/baltimore-orioles-vs-new-york-yankees-live-stream-online.html

Is Betances back?

I'm the only real Yankees fan that comes to these threads

>>75136034
Prove it who was the back up third baseman in 1964

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>>75135875

tfw Dave Winfield is his real dad.

>>75135886
why would I watch it on a computer when I can on TV?

>le walk man

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THAT DELIVERY

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>walking a man who will get 200+ strikeouts this season twice

AYYYYYY HOOOO AYYYYY HOOOO AYYYYYY HOOOOOO

wew, the Yankees finally have a lead they can blow.

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Your New York Yankees MVP

Who /cuban/ here?

Whatever. At least my Orioles have fans. Yankees only have customers.

Girardi made a call call pinch running Ellsbury

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>>75136424

this is it boys, the world series is next

>>75136099

Sorry for trying to help a-hole.

If you had half a brain you would know you can output from your computer to the TV. But keep watching commercials cuck.

>>75136424
literally what the fuck are you talking about?

I love how salty new york sports teams make /sp/

Also BASES LOADED BOIIIIIIII

WHO JUDGE HERE

>O's Blowpen

Wew lad this is embarrassing

Camden Yards is such a comfy stadium. Love going there

>O's FIELDING

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what the fuck was that Davis

The turf monster

>>75136482
I know, I use my computer for studying during the games though.

>tripping on important out

Suddenly there are no Oiroles fans.

Does O'day normally throw more balls than strikes?

>The city of Baltimore

>O's """""""""""""FIELDING"""""""""""""

>O's defense
What the fuck is going on this inning?

AND he didn't back up third base...come on O'Day.

>oriole's """""""defense""""""

srsly?

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>go take a shit
>come back to 7-3 yanks

Kill me

How about dem Os

Lolololol

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>>75136583
intradasting. where are they?????

Fuck Serena is sexy

>>75136683
Orioles suck. Not a Yankees fan but just wanted you to know.
>>75136697
right here >>75136683

Gritt is sucking it up today

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>>75136587
no. he usually gets a lot of balls in play. This is definitely the worst outing I've seen from him, he's usually consistant. oh well, can't win em all

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>Aroldis Chapman in a non-Save situation

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>>75136583
>>75136697
>Yankee fans accusing anybody of being fair weather

good one

>>75136764
27 rings, bitch.

>come back
>it's still the ninth
lol

the one decent start by an o's pitcher and the bullpen crashes and burns

>>75136807
Yankees still pack out a stadium and your shit fans don't even bother to stay.
27 soon to be 28 this year.

>>75136821
Yeah but can you actually remember any of them?

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>I use Headley as a back-up 1B

>>75136803
He hasn't been used in awhile, can't let him sit too long

>>75136807
wasn't your stadium empty as fuck until they started winning these last few years?

>>75136854
Yes. I remember the ones from the 90s and 2009. Guess what, you don't remember yours bitch.

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>>75136807
We annually are in the top 5 for attendance

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>>75136821
I don't live in the past.
you guys are an expensive shitty team now, have fun with that!

>>75136931
>expensive

>>75136931
>I don't live in the past.

You should, the past was when your city wasn't a shithole.

Chapman's ass is bigger than Serena and Kim K combined. How does that happen

>>75136987
Cornbread

>>75136987
Cubano genes

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YANKEES WIN THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES.WIN!

>>75136967

kek

>>75136863
1. it's a shopping mall now, not a stadium
2. It's not packed out

>>75136890
I mean, yeah, obviously. what's your point?

>>75136863
Yeah. who wants to buy tickets for a terrible team?

gg greaseballs. cash me outside how bow dat

>>75137026
I wish Sterling was on TV

Good job yanks
Lets do better at home

welp, gg yanks. I'm still reeling at how Miley got out of that unscathed for that Ubaldesque start.

>stream starts playing theme from new york
nice

>>75137034
Salt

>>75136987
>>75137014
This. We've all got big asses, even the men. It's a little weird. I blame the African slave population in Cuba.