Sunderland vs Manchester United game thread 2

Fuck anime

Post thicc

post thicc anime

>>75127603
No, post more anime.

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>0:2 against 10 men Sunderland
Suck it, ABUs

>No red card for Pogba for making a shit pass

Fucking hell, why doesn't the ref just put a United shirt on?!

>hat with a suit

why would he do that?

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>tfw Cattermole and Rodwell will soon be gone from the Premier League and you will never have to see or hear about them every again

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>>75127603

>>75127620
Were you a diehard Pogba fan? It's kind of weird that you're suddenly an ABU this year. No one knew you existed before this season.

>>75127643
Does it bother anyone that she's a coalburner

>no red for Herrera shooting from distance again

>>75127648

>Probably already been told by Mou that he'll be sold in summer
>Has to play under Moyes for the worst club in the league until then
>Can't even play today
>Turns up to the match to see Fellaini as the United captain

No wonder why he looked like he wanted to die.

>>75127680

all fat women are

>>75127673
>Were you a diehard Pogba fan?
he's a Juve bandwagoner with a hardon for the Dabman

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>free kick for Sunderland for stamping on Shaw's ankle

>No red for Romero's handball

lel that's a foul in the other direction

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Very nice of Moyes to give >us free points

>>75127691
This is disgusting. Why doesn't the ref just show us his united season ticket already

>>75127621
>>75127643
>look her up
>weight: 87 kg
welp

>get your ankle stepped on
>ref gives a foul against you

>>75127680
no.. because I don't know who that is and have no intention of wanting to find out

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>>75127673
>Eastern Europe
>diehard fan of extravagant black muslim mostly known for his trademark dance move

>poogba

>no 10 match ban for mourinho making a sub during a match

Don't bully Poobag

>pogba

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>poobag

Pogba has wasted about 30 great chances this season.

>No red card for Shaw for getting stepped on

>pogba

mous ego couldnt allow him to let shaw play the full 90

what a twat

>>75127573
>>75127724

>>75127722
Not buying it m8.
>suddenly becomes an ABU when a Juve player leaves for United

>>75127722
Less far-fetched than a Eastern European obsessing over a black, Muslim club thousands of kilometers away?

>>75127722

>Eastern Europe
>diehard fan of an Italian club who don't have any players from his country

>>75127737
Not his job to score goals though. Look at all those assists he has

I don't get you ABU's.
Fair enough - Make fun of Rooney, Mourinho etc but why make fun of Pogba?
He is the best player we have and has been excellent in each match so far.
And yes, he is a defensive midfielder. Just because you don't know anything about defending doesn't change this.

Pogba doesn't make interceptions because he doesn't have to. His very existence prevents the opposition making passes. He is like a walking nuclear deterrent. Yet the most amazing thing about Pogba is that he acts as a nuclear deterrent and at the same time acts as a nuclear bomb. He scares other teams into backtracking and not scoring goals but at the same time dominates the attacking phase of play himself. If you have Pogba in your team the opposition are nothing but Japanese faces about to be melted in the Hiroshima nuclear fire that is Pogbas next pass, his next shot, his next dribble. He is effective. It is not his fault that we're 5th. Besides, Pogba has already generated over 200 million pounds in

shirt sales (50 million)
club museum sales (10 million)
ticket sales (40 million)
mug sales (10 million)
shirt sales with shirts that have pogba pictures on but aren't football shirts (10 million)
other income (60 million)
hotel and restaurant income (20 million, watching pogba play is something that requires a full holiday in manchester to experience)

What did Lingard actually do to deserve this contract?

Was it just the dabbing?

>18 games
>1 goal

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what happens here

>>75127621
Christ lad

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>it's a Mourinho bullies Martial instead of Shaw episode

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FATSO

>>75127749

Shaw could only handle 60-70 minutes when he was actually fit and in good shape at Southampton. He's now a chubby shit who has barely played all season, stop hating Mou for no reason.

>>75127778
he tries pretty hard, I guess

I bet Rashford won't even get a retrospective ban for being subbed on

>booing an injured player
Blunderland deserve to get relegated, scummy club in a scummy town.

Why is someone like Lingard getting a new contract and starting games while Martial is on the bench?

>>75127752
>I've shagged girls with all kinds of body types
>chubby, fat, whale, the list goes on...
why are you so embarassed about fucking fatties anon

>>75127749
>>75127792
mou couldn't let him play on the other side where his messages can't reach him

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I just want to take a moment to express my gratitude towards the based Slovak.
There are days when I feel like shit, but then I open /sp/, and there he is, making customers buttmad with clever remarks and funny jokes. That's the moment when I realize that I'm not alone, there is a brother, right here in Eastern Europe, who brings a little bit of joy to each of my days.

Thank you, based Slovakbro. Without you browsing /sp/ and triggering customers wouldn't be nearly as fun as it is right now.

>>75127801
Rested for Thursday probably

>>75127783
They grow a lot of bananas there

dab

>>75127801
Because Lingard plays with more determination.

>>75127778
Homegrown quota will come to prem after being trialled in football league

>>75127620
>pretending to be a customer when they're winning

This is shit 12 year olds do and you're a disgrace to ABU'S everywhere at this point

>>75127813
lol

>Slippy B

>>75127805
You're not very bright, clearly. Enjoy your mrs skeltal gf

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>>75127760
Came back to 4chan from the other chan for 2016 Euro and stuck around, that's all. You can look up Slovak flag >moyesing in Manure match threads in 2013 if you want.
>>75127761
It's funny though, isn't it. The worst transfer of all times happened between the club you love and the one you hate, "your" club being the cash-receiving side. Of course I'm going to rub it in customers' faces

>>75127829
I get that, but Lingard has 0 leverage.

If he says he won't renew with United for less than 100k/week, who else would pay him even half that much? I'm sure a knob like Eddie Howe would try, like he did with Jordon Ibe, but it's too much money for smaller teams.

He has 0 negotiating room. United held all the cards. They could buy a new winger or just promote another homegrown kid.

WHY?

>>75127819
You're mentally ill.

>>75127836
who is this cement darmian?

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>>75127838
B-but I make bunker threads when we draw, I'm a real fan

utd defending looks poor though, bailly making plenty of mistakes

>>75127848
That image is stupid, it takes Pogbas wages into account but not the other players. Your obsession is not healthy.

valencia really is united's only passable fullback

>>75127847
>less than 90kg? too skeltal for my tastes
>tfw too smart to fuck healthy girls

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>higuain ₤75m

>Poobag
>Shit

Pick both

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>>75127819
Appreciated much, based Estonia. We'll bully the pakis together

>>75127885
It's perfectly fine because those others all play for free

That was very one-footed of Trashford, wasted a chance completely.

>>75127778
united have too much money and an idiot in charge of it

>>75127865
Your argument would make perfect sense if we were living in a rational, transparent world.

Clearly, we're not. So it's either us missing a piece to this puzzle or witnessing the human madness at it's finest.

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>>75127885
Does it say TOTAL COST next to those other players? You can easily find >pogba's transfer fee in that picture, pointing out how much in wages they're throwing at a Twitter-trending N'Dong is just adding insult to injury

>its a zlatan ruins the attack episode

>>75127865
They're getting ready for brexit

>>75127917
>>75127915
at last I truly see

The rubbish on the pitch is moving faster than Sunderland players.

>ref didn't book Darmian for getting pulled back
it's like he's wearing a United shirt wtf

>>75127936
The comparison is biased, fuck off with your bullshit no one cares, just leave.

If I was Rashford i'd be furious with Zlatan, he has fucked up 2 one-on-one chances for him now because he no longer gives a shit after getting his goal.

>>75127936
desu, Pogba is an okay player; he just considers himself much better than he actually is and fucks up so many passes and chances because of that

>living in the past

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>>75127955
>Pogba's transfer fee clearly listed there
>just like those other players
>B-BIASED

>>75127873

some ex model i think

looks like the pitch is getting invaded by sunderland players

>>75127950
the rubbish on your mothers pitch moves faster when i ejaculate on it

>Martial not shown a straight red for warming up on the touch line

HOW MUCH DID UNITED PAY THIS REF??!?!

N'dong is a pretty solid DM.

Can see a decent side buy him in the summer.

>>75127965
>okay player
That means Top 30 player in PL, and he's around there somewhere probably. No one would ridicule Manure and Poobag as much if they had paid the real value of 20 million.

>>75127972
You're ignoring what I said here >>75127885


Just naff off, you're a sad bastard.

>>75128009
https://twitter.com/jobo12379/status/851072959204790273

>>75127936
Literally lol'd out loud at that.

Here comes the French black Henry

>>75127955
You're better off just ignoring him

>>75127680
She isnt. Show proof you cuck.

>>75128000
Should be 4 match ban for missing too.

>>75128044

>Not a lifetime ban for stamping on Sunderland's pitch

so much trash on the pitch

Does Man U have the ugliest football team in England? Genuinely disgusted by nearly every player on their team. How can one team consist of so many uggos?

This game has been going on for a millennia

>Martial gets kicked
>yellow
Red desu

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>>75128017
>wages included, Pogba will actually cost Manure less in 5 years of contract than Bale or Ronaldo did Real
After 8 months of bullying the customers, I've finally realized that all thing considered, Pogba is a bargain. Oh my

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>>75128078
DELETE

>>75128078

Blind makes us above average alone.

how the fuck is that a booking

>>75128027
>Moves to Southampton
>Literally turns to Gueye 2.0

Just screencap this

>Pickford gets a free kick for kicking Martial

I'm fucking sick of weak minded referees that make big calls and then spend the rest of the game making nonsensical calls because they're rattled.

>>75128078

Not gay but I would suck Mata

i hope this grießmann to manure meme wont come true

>>75128042
Do you know how to use google m8?

Match needs to see red desu. End this shit already, Jesus Christ.

>sticks his tongue out to mock martial

absolute scum

>>75128085
You're a gimp, he was rated as one of the best players in Italy and Juventus would only have sold him for an extortionate price. And whether you like it or not, Pogba brings in a lot of revenue from merchandise and advertising.

>Martial not sentenced to 10 years in jail for getting kicked by Pickford

Why do United have to bribe all the refs? How can they keep getting away with this?!

Pogba is ________

>>75127689
we need a really annoying person to talk shit and post useless stats in juve threads.

united competes in real league. serie a is merely a formality. so i understand the boredom and irritation i guess.

How is Darmian still on the pitch after getting fouled like that?

>>75128125
black.

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>Moyes' soul swirling around on the pitch

Stop posting anime

>>75128125
gonna come good next season

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K I N O

>>75128078
Nope. The teams with Tevez and Ribery automatically win this trophy.

>>75128078
>Mata
>Blind
>Pogba

'no'

>Poobag

Is there a reason why Sunderland would stick this long with Moyes?

The guy should've been fired a long time ago.

>>75128122
>>75128107
>>75128063
>>75128000

shit meme

stop it now

>>75128125
*dabs*

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>>75128119
>one of the best players in Italy and Juventus
>Juventus would only have sold him for an extortionate price
>revenue from merchandise and advertising
Honestly can't tell if this is bait or not

>>75128157
The rumour is that they're in big financial trouble, and give him a massive contract so they're stuck with him.

>>75128125
secretly spanish

>>75128151
>>Pogba

>>75128149
>IN ENGLAND

Are you fucking blind you stupid fucking nigger?

OH ALAN SHEARER HE MIGHT BE DEARER

Love it when United fans bust out the classics

>>75128158

Lol little United glory supporter getting upset because his team bribes all the refs and still can't get into the top 4.

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>>75128125
Specifying Pogba's role would be pointless, he has already transcended traditional understanding of positional duties
>Makelele's defensive tenacity
>Vieira's box-to-box instinct
>Zidane's ball control and incisive passing
He only played on the wing once (CL final) but everyone surely remembers the performance that put Pires to shame. That's why I list him simply as Midfielder. In truth, only one term describes him properly - Pogba.

>de foe

>moyes

>quickford

>scoring
Free kick for Sunderland and a yellow for Rashford

Is this the year the unflushable turd that is Sunderland finally fucks off?

Thing is you know they'll bob back up in a few seasons. Stinking the fucking place up again.

>giving your shirt to a fat person

Finally

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>>75128197
>more likely than not there have been people falling for, and getting upset, over one of these ebic baits

>>75128200
>>75128221
>>75128222
>>75128226
loving this quality greenposting

>>75128228
>actually asking that question

they were relegated in september ffs

why is there so much rubbish on the pitch?

Who'd even want a lingard tshirt

>>75128228
>yfw they get replaced by Leeds

ibra goal next

>>75128244
haha! zing!

Pogba deserves an assist for that desu

>Dat skill from pogba

GOAT

is Sunderland the most JUST team in PL history

>>75128228

good. theyre a absolute shit stain of a club that contributes nothing to the league. they dont even try.

if i had my way teams like that would be sent to the scottish league

>>75128247
no one

even man utd supporters hate him

>>75128247
needed something to spew up his 5 portions of cheesy chips into

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MAGICAL ASSIST

>Sunderland are finally going down
>it took hiring David Moyes to do so
lmao

OH ROY KEANE IS A DEMON
HE WEARS A DEMONS HAT
AND WHEN HE SAW OLD TRAFFORD
HE SAID I FANCY THAT
OH THE REST ALL TRIED TO SIGN HIM
BUT HE CHOSE THE RED AND WHITE
OF WORLD FAMOUS MAN UNITED COS WE'RE ALWAYS DYNAMITE!

>>75128268
that would be derby

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>>75128122

>cuckstomer trying to falseflag

kek

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That's the end of that, another win for Man Utd

>>75128263
And a yellow.

>>75128172
Waiting for your counter argument...

>>75128122
What part of London you from mate?

>>75128268
>defy logic to pull off miracle survivals for 7 years in a row
>finally get whats coming to you
>JUST

nah

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The customer is always right

>>75128268

Its liverpool as always

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>Relegate sunderland
>Promote them the next year
>Become the hero again

Genius

LGTSS

>moyes

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>>75128268
>>75128281
>Not Leeds or Blackburn

>>75128304
As an ABU I am fucking DISTRAUGHT that Man United are in 5th. FUCKING LIVID.

Literally dying in this 26 C firestorm lads

>moyes was once the manager of Manchester United

>>75128187
I forgot that Norwegians and Asians vicariously live their life through the English Premier League and nothing else exists. Sorry about that.

>Stadium so empty

fucking hell

>mouyes is the manager of Manchester United

>>75128327
It's always Liverpool every season la

the moment you became the most relevant anon on /sp/

>can literally see the SUNDERLAND seat layout

scum fans

>>75128329
There is no difference between 2nd-5th. CL football means fuck as rarely do EPL teams do anything with it.

United are basically second. I would say that is a good season considering we are in rebuilding phase.

>moyes still hasn't been sacked
lel

>>75128355
Yeah, they should stay to watch them continue to lose until the end of the game

>>75128357
kek

>>75128357
United are moral winners of 16/17 PL in my opinion. Every refereeing decision went against us, and Conte is just using Mou's own squad and tactics to "win"

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>>75128357

>United are basically second

just think of poor bradley, having to watch david moyes shitshow excuse of a football team

>>75128078
Kek kek

>>75128344
Why do they even bother turning up if they leave when they team losses once again as if it was surprising.

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>>75128357
Really boggling my synapse

>>75128386

where do you think he got his cancer from?

>>75128357
>CL football means fuck
It means lots of money you buffoon

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>>75128357

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>>75128357
>There is no difference between 2nd-5th.
>United are basically second.

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is this sexualizing children?

>>75128357
imagine taking this bait

>>75128439

>those tit
>"children"

i still refuse to believe it

>>75128439
wgaf, this isnt reddit

>>75128339
No, you don't get off the hook by being le cheeky xD You literally couldn't be fucked to read my post properly before replying so you deserve getting slated. Fuck off.

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Am I the only one here who likes Sunderland? I enjoyed seeing them batter Newcastle since I always support the underdog, and I like having a North East derby. Now them and Middlesbore look doomed and Newcastle are certain to win promotion I'm denied that joy. Also I have a soft spot for >Moyes and like that Defoe has been so loyal.

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>>75128439

children sexualize themselves

>>75128439
would definitely catch her outside

The good news is being in the Europa league next season gives us a really great shot at getting Champions League in 2018

>United win the EL
>Leicester win the CL
>Liverpoo finish 4th

best scenario

>>75128542
I doubt Sunderland are getting Europa

>>75128604

They don't have to know that. Just tell the team they've qualified for Europa next season through the fairplay league. Dump them into a flight, and send them off to Saint Fucking-nowhere. The ones that make it back can keep their place.

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>>75128542
About the same chance as Liverpool being there, I'd say.

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>>75128570
One out of three ain't good.

>>75127680
ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH SEND ME BACK SEND ME BACK IN TIME PLEASE

>>75129650
Told you, mate.

>>75127680
Fat trash usually are
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>75128418
CL money is fuck all compared to EPL