The /bundes/: 15:30 Hertha : Augsburg 17:30 Ingolstadt - Darmstadt

>>75125355
You're 69 posts to early


>>75101012

>>75101012

>>75101012

>>75125369
>yesterdays match thread is now /bundes/

no

>>75125374
It has /bundes/ in the subject field, so yes.

>>75125384
see here
>>75101130
>>75101157

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>trying to post today
>suddenly error
>this pops up

but how? An old ass dirt post that wasn't even me.

>>75125525
emily hacked you

>>75125563
emily still a thing? I thought we settled already that emily = neinhold.

>>75125525
Didn't Moot once said that they don't ban archived posts, because once it hits the archive they're loosing the relevant information?

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So happy that we destroyed the Dortmundcucks yesterday desu senpai

<3 Mia san mia

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>>75125525
Maybe Dynamic IP ban. Cell phone providers love to do this.
I once got banned because of someone else's retarded post.
The funny thing is, I was informed of my ban at around 8:00. I was allegedly banned at about 6:30 (said the banpage) and I posted in this timespan without any notification until “Error: You are banned“ suddenly popped up while posting.

Had to appeal the ban and was unbanned a few minutes later. (Posting from mobile network)

Dynamic IP was a mistake

1:0 Union (Hosiner)

Who wants to see ebin Berlin duels in the Bundes?

Why is /bundes/ /bunded/ again?

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>>75125988
what is wrong with austrians?
>>75125665
agreed<3
>>75126023
is always ded when BVB or der Bayern aret playing

because of the shit op

>>75126073
>what is wrong with austrians?
the pic is old as fuck and has probably no connection to austria. That guy is still my hero though.

Emily you fat slut.

DEMETER NAZARIEV

Aue aue aue wenn das mal keinen Strafstoß gibt :^)

Friendly reminder that Walpurgis is the world's best coach and will keep ingolstadt in the Bundes

enjoy 3rd league St. Pauli faggots

walpurgis is the last night of april

>>75125988
>Dynamic IP was a mistake
'no'

>>75126211
witchcraft should be banned imo

Goethe war schon in Italien, Faust war schon in deinem Gesicht.

>>75125988
I was banned for a post from two years ago once

>>75126443
#traditionsverein

>>75126443
>costing yourself promotion like this
oh I am laffing

>>75126443
what even is this

also 1860 getting raped, nice.

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>>75126073
hello

>Zwickau not able to get promoted because they didn't apply for a license after being 19th after the first half of the season
germany
yes

>>75126172
the elctronics underneath the surface are interesting to me because thats my profession

2nd league relegation battle will be amazing

What are Augsburg's chances this evening?

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Post your bans

>>75126443
Respekt aus Magdeburg!!!11

>>75126611
got banned at least three times for replying to Denmark

>inb4 banned

>>75126611
I used to get banned quite often for /pol/posting even though I never even browsed /pol/. Can't remember the last time I got banned now because /sp/ mods are almost nonexistent.

>>75125355
>no femdes today

meh, wacko Spieltag. Gonna watch tennis later.

>>75126698
What about the Masters?

>>75126611
never had any noteworthy bans, only the usual off-topic and porn in SFW boards stuff.

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your task for the day:

- translate "I work for a union." into the german language

>>75126611
Haven't saved any. Had two permabans and dozens of short ones. Herman reports all my posts, so it still happens quite often.

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>>75126535
hello my ginger friend:)

>Moyes

>>75126656
I wonder if Denmark is a janny

>>75126704
what masters? Snooker? Is over. Darts? Over too. Tennis? It's over six months until it starts.

>>75126073
>what is wrong with Austrians
The image is photoshopped 2007 YLYL-tier, but still somewhat funny

Boy, Dortmund can sure be happy they won against Leipzig! Their gloating paid off!

>>75126780
There's a big golf tournament going on atm called the Masters. I watched a few minutes and it seemed alright.
I've only ever watched maybe 30 minutes of Ryder Cup and I thought maybe I should give golf a chance as a comfy background sport.

The past two years I've listened to some of the Ryder Cup on BBC Radio 5 Live.

>>75126737
Tengo un trabajo sindical, ese.

Kaiserslautern has conceded the fewest goals in 2nd Bundes but they are in place 13.

>>75126844
Freiburg are fifth in the Bundes with a goal difference of minus eleven

ELFMETER FÜR AUE :DD
>1869

>>75126882
10 minutes ago

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>>75126656
>>75126777

still asking this question...

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What would've been /bundes/ reaction to Schalke 2001?

>>75126896
can't be arsed to watch the game, just having the ticker on my phone for some sports related shitposting.

>>75126920
probably tons of posts simply stating the green texted >schalke

>>75126961
This.

remember when Fürth was in the bundes?

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which one?

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One more denmark-related ban

>>75126920
uploading vids to non-existent youtube of all users jerking off for a week

>>75126982
Numbers (left)

please respond >>75126737

>>75126982
All of them desu
4>1>5>3>2

>>75126982
bang the fatty. she looks like fun.

>>75126982
:(

>>75126737
nice view if you ignore the sperglord legs

>>75126982
2

grill on the right looks like someone I knew

Hertha: Jarstein, Pekarik, Langkamp, Brooks, Plattenhardt, Stark, Skjelbred, Stocker, Darida, Kalou, Ibisevic

Augsburg: Hitz, Verhaegh, Danso, Janker, Max, Baier, Teigl, Kohr, Koo, Ji, Bobadilla

>>75126982
PHJ. She's a really nice person! I liker her.

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>>75126611

>poonion

>dlumbers

>>75127125
:3

>>75127094
proxy off, fattyposter

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>>75126611

this one time I literally dindu nuffin

W I S M U T
I
S
M
U
T

>>75127104
>inb4 Dynamo steals their 4th place trophy
lyl

>>75127123
/bundes/ meetup?

>>75127123
I've never seen another picture that can be described as early 2000s as much as this

>>75127246
looks more like an Informatik Exkursion of some Hochbegabten Gymnasium.

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>>75127246
here you go

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remember to be careful when posting images on an imageboard.

bottom 3 predictions?

16. Pauli
17. 1860
18. KSC

how long would it take somebody to find you if you died right now?

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>>75127123
found Denmark

>>75127330
switch Pauli and München

>>75127330
Pauli - Kiel relegation play-offs would be pretty nice

>>75127173
I bet the fattyposter has a nice ban collection.

>>75127385
I live in an Altbau. I'm sure it takes pretty long until my corpse starts reeking through the thicc walls.

>>75127385
Well I have an apointment tomorrow. If I don't show up and don't answer my phone I guess they'll contact my parents within a week. My parents know where I live so it will be quick after they are contacted

>>75127429
I live in an altbau too and I can smell when the people downstairs smoke weed

>>75127385
My mother calls me every two weeks or so and we spoke yesterday so two weeks at least.

>>75127453
someone will have to actually break in your door

>>75127519
it would probably take her another week before she would call the police. at least thats what i think my parents would do since im not the biggest mobile phone guy

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Only time I posted on /hm/. I think I got b& although I'm not sure.

tfw Windbeutel

hallo und guten morgen!

>>75127490
how do you know what weed smells like

BROOKS

>>75127567
good morning sleepyhead

>>75127567
Hallo Jason

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Don't forget to water the plants today Anon.
You do own plants, right .. ?

*muffled Dirk Schuster laughing in the distance*

>weedmark

BROOKS BROOKS BROOKS

>>75127569
I've injected it a couple of times

>>75127607
>watering your plants more often than once a week

>>75127632
exactly

>>75127632
This

>>75127607
yes

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>>75127623
>injected

>>75127330
but accordion to whoscored, st pauli has the best player of the 2. bundes and another player in the top 15

>Die 4:1-Pleite beim FC Bayern hatte Borussia Dortmund am Tag darauf eigentlich schon verarbeitet, Emre Mor bekam dennoch den Zorn von Trainer Thomas Tuchel zu spüren.
>Statt einem richtigen Training durften die Spieler, die am Samstag in der Allianz Arena begonnen hatten, auf dem Mountainbike ihre Runden drehen, während die Reservisten und Rekonvaleszenten, zu denen auch Marco Reus gehörte, auf dem Trainingsplatz aktiv waren.
>Es gab aber eine Ausnahme: Emre Mor. Der 19-jährige, den Tuchel gegen die Bayern in der 59. Minute eingewechselt hatte, musste auf Anweisung von Tuchel trotz seines Einsatzes normal trainieren heute.
>Der Türke soll gegen diese Maßnahme lautstark protestiert haben, worauf Tuchel sehr deutlich wurde:
>"Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth!", schrie der Trainer seinem jungen Spieler zu. Sichtlich erschrocken zog Mor dann von dannen und machte die geforderten Trainingseinheiten fortan kommentarlos mit.
>Diese Auseinandersetzung schien eine Fortsetzung des am Samstag Dargebotenen. Denn schon in München war Tuchel sichtlich unzufrieden mit der Leistung des 19-Jährigen.
>Mehrfach forderte Tuchel den Offensivspieler zu mehr Lauf- und Abwehrarbeit auf - nach Ballverlusten blieb er teilweise stehen und ließ Konter der Bayern einfach geschehen.

wew

>>75127607
Not only do I OWN plants, I eat them for breakfast!! *awkward laughter*

>crackwhoremark

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>>75127632
>>75127655
>>75127660

>t. poorfags who can't afford an avocado plant

>>75126982
the fatty is unironically the prettiest one

>>75127687
typical Danish arrogance

>>75127716
>nose piercing
>pretty

>>75126982
why do all of these seem so familiar?

>>75127716
This! the choice of the tasteful man!

>>75127687
Turbo-Tuchel is absolutely losing it.
Fantastic stuff.

>>75127687
Hahaha I told you so!

>>75127705
Toll!

>>75127632
>>75127660
>not owning tomato plants

>>75127687
literally Özil 2.0

only that he will never be able to play in a national team that will drag him to a WC win....

>>75127687
Ein fauler Mohr.

>>75127668
so hows your balcony garden coming along

>>75127687
>after over 40 years Tuchel discovered balls in his pants

wew lad

Reminder that Lyngby, literally the biggest talent factory north of Amsterdam, threw out Emre Mor, even though their raison d'etre is working with young players who by default are difficult and even though Emre Mor was clearly a huge talent.

He will be a disaster for Dortmund.

>>75127692
like what

>>75127705
please tell me you took that picture

>>75127748
yes

I'm not sure my apartment is suited for fruit plants regarding the sun and my windows.

so how about that paris-roubaix race

>>75127808
>raison d'etre

Please kill you're self

>>75127820
N-no, see, I was making fun of "owning" in video games and "eating something for breakfast" as an idiom having a similar meaning, along with humans actually being able to eat plants. H-haha

>>75127820
no

>>75127851
stop growing weed then, drugmark

>>75127791
Yes thanks for asking. very good so far. i have 40 different tomatoes/aubergines/beans/chillis and they are growing nicely. perfect weather atm too. herbs are also doing well. ill take some pictures once im home. Im at work right now

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>raison d'etre

>>75127864
I don't get it

>>75127874
I don't grow weed

It's être desu.

>Magdeburgo choking

>>75127879
Which direction is your balcony facing. Does it recieve a lot of sun?

>>75127879
Busy covering the Swiss sporting world this Sunday for your newspaper?

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>>75127851
avocado plants are easy on you. theyre not exactly a traiditional fruit plant either. more like a tree

>>75127900
Right you are

>>75127931
Okay

Based John Brooks

>>75127844
no
>>75127879
>work on a sunday?

not very gemanic of you swissbro

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>>75127872

>>75127872
Stop typing like an autist.

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>I don't grow weed
sure

>>75127860
Yeah I suddenly got all confused about it because I drank a big, strong Belgian beer.

>>75127879
looking forward to that/those picture(s). my herbs are coming along nicely too. they are in their second year now

>>75127952
I am rubber, you are glue!!

>>75127808
im watching. thank you!

>>75127926
my balcony is facing south and sheltered from the rain so its ideal.

yes i have blattmacher-dienst today. not really too busy so im watching paris-roubaix with one eye

>>75127993
Good! Two of my three favourite Danish clubs taking part in that match.

Brondby - Lyngby was also my favourite live stadium experience.

STOCKER STOCKER STOCKER STOCKER STOCKER STOCKER STOCKER STOCKER STOCKER STOCKER

>>75128020
Okay. I'm probably getting a balcony within the next year. It will face southwest, but also face a pretty narrow backyard, so not too confident about the number of sun hours.

>>75128062
halt die fresse

>>75128062
>being this late

btw, trump is US president

>>75128077
Mad puppet detected.

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>>75127607

why does everybody keep saying that they love me, when in fact nobody loves me.

I would love to feel just once the arms of another person around me while I sleep.

>>75128077
puppeteer pls

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>>75128105
krautism really makes me want to run really fast into a brick wall and died

https://www.sporcle.com/games/85ericanderson/bundesliga-top-20-goal-scorers

Post your results

>>75128148
>third attempt is Müller
>doesn't accept the correct spelling
Dropped super hard

what is worse: germans in /tennis/ or americans in /bundes/?

>>75128196
americans anywhere

Painful seeing what's happening to Sagan, just like Boonen in RVV

>>75128196
There's one Anerican I don't like in /bundes/

>>75128218
go back

>>75128184
this so much

>>75128105
MOMMY MOMMY GIVE MILKYY!!!

I don't visit /tennis/
The only general of a sport I don't really follow that I visit from time to time is /f1/

>>75128248
read >>75128134

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>>75128196
well there are like two germans in tennis that are turbo autists (it may well be just the one dude tho) while the rest of them are okay.
>>75128218
ching chong ling long
>>75128225
probably me. the feeling is mutual my man

>>75128310
are you the American >Schalke supporter?

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>>75128248

ME TOO WANTS MILKIES!

>>75128310

not sure if you mean me....

What ever happened to that American Wolfsburg fan who posted those strange posts?

>tfw you get drunk and forget to make dough for the pizza you had planned to make
Think I'm gonna get some Indian tonight and make the pizza tomorrow

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>>75128362
Only Sometimes.

>>75128310
Well I'm sure we'll be friends some day, just not now.

>>75128310
Seems like you don't really like posting here, so why not stop visiting /bundes/ altogether?

>>75128370
when did "she" had "her" transition?

Are you the American who likes Helle Thorning-Schmidt btw?

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>>75128388
are you >>75125930 or >>75081457 and/or one of the wta fags?

RIP Augsburg

;_;

hier stinkts

What do proper tennis fans think about DFW's article on Federer?
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/sports/playmagazine/20federer.html

>>75128460
No, I'm the one who ocassionally shows up to trigger autistic waifufags. Sometimes I throw in a little "WTA is much much better than ATP la" bait.

>>75128370
MOMMYYYYYYYY

>>75128389
good plan

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>>75128517
dfw is a hack, as evidenced by the decision to write about Federer rather than the true goat Nadal, but the article is pretty good at describing Roger's game.

>>75128526
good lad.

>>75128517
I'm normally none of the tl;dr fags but I read through the first 5 paragraphs and don't get what this shit is about. Do you have to be a FedEx-Missile to find this any interesting or enternaining?

God I love to watch Sagan vs GVA. I'm so thankful for my era of cycling fandom.

>>75128552
Thanks. I like Indian food a lot, but I usually buy it on Mondays since my local place gives a free naan with your purchase on that first (or second in some cultures) day of the week.
Palak lamb is my favourite, what about you.

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>>75128416
Mommy gave birth to me and milkers. Stop insulting mommy!

>>75126982
red dress

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>>75128617
>>75128531
>>75128370
>>75128248

it's time to stop posting

>>75128569
Well I think DFW has written some very good essays and reports so I wouldn't call him a hack despite his dumb footbote gimmick.

I think I've only ever watched one full tennis game and thay was the Wimbledon final between that Australian guy and Ivanisevic.
Still, I know I prefer Federer, especially since Nadal was 100% doped and Federer is only probably a doper, not confirmed in my mind.

>>75128581
No, he has a distinctive style and if you don't like it then there's no reason to read a full eassy/article by him.

>>75128389
yes, it has been some time as you would know of it, however it would be not so much in my own case. i believe that I am the one to who which you are originally referring to. I still remain among the posters of these threads, however I have noticed that in order to best observe and interact with everyone here for my assignment, then it is better to not be so easily identified.
what ever happened to that little red car outside of your brothers house?

>there will never be a /lit/ /bundes/ general

>>75128681
Hey! I'm very glad to know you haven't just disappeared. Well the red car was anthing because I stayed at his place for a few days and I've been there a lot since of course, but I haven't noticed it outside his windows.

I think you are right about the posting style. Still, glad to speak to you :)

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>>75128662
>Nadal was 100% doped
you have literally no proof of this, retard.

>>75128608
never eaten at an indian restaurant before. just give me spicy rice with meat and veggies

>>75128507
dann mach den mund zu

>>75090008

halts maul frederik

>>75128729
The Operacion Puerto bags will be named some day (I fucking hope so).

>>75128731
There's a really good Indian restaurant in Prenzlauer Berg, I seem to remember it being right next to a kindergarden.

>tfw you walk through Copenhagen and every second person speaks Swedish
>tfw when you walk through Prenzlauer Berg and every second person speaks Danish
>tfw you walk through Wien and every second person speaks German
So I guess we're all just moving south

>>75128774
you yourself said you've never watched tennis so you're opinion literally holds no weight.

>>75128819
Well I do care about aesthetics in sports and Federer certainly beats Nadal there.

>go to /bundes/
>get /tennis/ instead

Just tried pleasant ridge reserve gruyere cheese.

Hands down elite cheese.

Strange end to Paris-Roubaix.
Good that Van Avermaet won. You don't want surprise riders to win ths particular race.

very nicely done by van avermaet

Why did GVA, Stybar and Langevelde let 4 and 5 catch up?

>>75129070
Ya. Bit surprised this was his first monument win!

>>75129097
Yeah you'd think they were all old track sprinters.
Worked out fine for Greg though.

>>75129097
because they are shithouses

>>75128020
>mfw just looked up what blattmacher means
So you're one of those guys who know exactly where the comma goes or what?

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>>75128870

>>75129228
>my face when
>doesnt post a face

>>75129217
Hehe yes exactly

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>>75129239

>Man(let)uel Baum

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We won against the leaves

>>75128870
thank you very much, Johannes, now you triggered michael >>75129237.

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>>75129376
>season ending pregnancy

PUKKI

How's this for a finish to the greatest one-day race of the season.
180k on shitty asphalt and coobles, finished on smooth wood with a real sprint.
https://mobile.twitter.com/eurosport_uk/status/851089091915431938

What's with the silly club anthems anyway? There is literally no not embarrassing one.

>>75129469
i dont understand this finish. why did they let them catch up

>>75129452
YASSSS KING PUKKI

>>75129508
They were so focussed on each other, plus two of the guys are pretty good finisseyrs and the guys catching up were not elite spriters.

The thing that happened with the front three where Stybar went up was classic track sprinting that you'll see regularly if you watch track/6 days cycling.

>>75129559
*finniseurs

>Chemnitz doing well
>Zwickau crushing it
>Aue on a roll
>Dresden doing well
>Leipzig made it to Europe
Are we, dare I say it, entering the era of Saxon dominance?

>>75129676
its a known fact that east germany > west germany

wew

>>75129702
That is true as well, for now.
Education levels in the East are currently being dragged down to the West's levels.

schmeichel BTFO

Lyngby supporters end camera view

>>75126737
aren't all eurocommie "jobs" unionized

>Sunny Overalls

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>>75129702
>>75129728
>ossilanten

>>75129559
lol

>>75129785
what does that even mean

yfw da Bronds win da By derby

aldi was selling wernesgruener beer

it was not good

have you ever had?

>>75129927
probably not. sounds spicy

great match

>>75129228
no that would be the "korrektorat". its kind of difficult to explain. im like the regisseur of a movie except we make a newspaper and not a movie

>>75129927
Wernesgrüner is okay. Sirry it wasn't watered down enough for you.

>>75129883
Yeah

>>75129975
Shame I missed both because of the cycling. Not even mad about Lyngby's goal since it came from Boysen.

>>75129995
Okay I feel you

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>>75129997
ebin bantz la.

redpill me on a fantastic beer mr. know-it-all

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Boring, boring matches. I think I'm gonna start peel potatoes for dinner.

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>>75130029
c-can i join you?

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Degenkolb showering in his own shower (P-R winners get a name plate in one of the showers under the velodrome. Most riders in modern times shower in the team bus).

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Ingolstadt

>a german referees attentionwhoring with wrong decisions episode

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We should have more female refs. They have the social skills needed for the job

>losing to darmstadt

what did ingolstadt mean by this?

>>75130194
What's this bint's name? the filename returns nothing :/

>>75130218
Olivia Depta. Klein means small and Schiedsrichterin means referee

>>75130232
thanks friend, not many pictures of her around though :///

>>75130194

You should watch more Frauen/bundes/. Even the girlrefs are sucking Buyern's cunt.

>>75130293
do these matches get televised? any qt players I should look out for?

time to make two phone calls

mailbox pickung up on both numbers

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>>75130408
i get heatnings when i must speak on the phone
;-;

>>75130344
>do these matches get televised?
Yes. Usually one every week (on match days of courdse). If you have DVB-S you can see them on sport1.

>any qt players
There are lots of quities. One of the hottest girls, not only in sports but in general, is Tabea Kemme.

>>75130448
okay

what will you do the upcoming weekend with friday and monday being bank holidays?

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>>75130491
thanks
>>75130502
we don't have federal holidays for easter

my neighbour above or underneath me has his or her mobile phone vibration alarm set on such an intense level that im hearing it vibrate

i think i have new neighbours. first the snoring, now this. last week i heard two people sing

>>75130689
You sure you're hearing the phone vibrate, Anon? Or is it..something else? ;)

>>75130689
Keep us updated on your slow descent into madness.

>>75126443
nice

>>75130689
go and say hello to them

>>75130708
tehe

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>>75126611
i have 7-8 bans, you want?

JEW POWER

>>75130742
no

>>75130708
its a phone

>>75130746
yes

INGOLSTADTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT<3


RIP IN PIECE DARMSTADT

>>75130776
why not?

>>75130776
A "phone".. ;)

Ugh I don't have any food at home and the stores are closed.

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>>75130800

>>75130502
Visiting my parents since my brother, his gf and my niece are also coming.

>>75130708
I can still hear the swinger club's sex machine late at night if I am sitting in the corner of my living room.

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>>75130746

Darmstadt more like Kotstadt

>>75130818
Serves you right.

Get it?

>kemme posting

ugh...and it's not even tom

>>75130818
Go to your local Imdian and buy palak lamb

>>75130818
>the stores are closed.
third world

damn

that abstiegskampf

>>75130835
A sex machine? As in a sybian?

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based ingolstadt

SUTTNER SUTTNER SUTTNER SUTTNER

>>75130863
Well I haven't seen it but it vibrates while women scream in ecstasy.

>>75130799
>>75130799
the heatenings, anon

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>>75130838

>Colontown literally with 0 away points

>>75130886
>the dilapidated seaside shanty shack of darmstadt

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>>75130896

>>75130835
nice. its my fathers birthday on monday but im not going

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>>75130914

>>75130914
where is banned3 you fucking bitch

>>75130915
What are you doing instead

>>75130818
go get some decent takeaway food in your nearest snack bar.

what are you learning from this misery?

>>75130934
not from sp

>>75130931
i was banned for replying to that post :DDD

>>75130835
>>75130863
>>75130892
>>75130845
I laughed, thanks

such is life in a big city

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>>75130931

>>75130858
probably good advice. not everyone has a pajeet nearby though

>>75130969
Then I guess a Thai place for beef and fried noodles

off to do some problem sets

stay steadfast /bundes/

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>>75130965

>>75130969
>döner
>mc
>tankstelle

cmon these exist in the biggest shitholes

>>75126902
kek good ban

double red

>>75130860
You're just not Christian enough

do you have a girlfriend?

>>75130915
What's your problem

Dortmund and Hoffe have literally the same Restprogramm. What the fuck?

>>75130937
dont know yet but im too lazy to take trains for five hours. i will see my father a month later anyways

no i dont

>>75131207
No

>>75131223
I like riding the train. Looking out the window, posting pictures in /cric/, listening to a podcast about the Bible.

>>75131237
>not winning all three of your Englische-Woche-matches
lmaoing my ass off

anyone has any good bans besides the ones posted?