/epl/

I've just realised that in the 8 years since they started spending hundreds of millions every year city have won literally 5 trophies, 2 of which were league cups

Why are they so shit?

>>75124639
they spend loads of money on average players

>>75124639
ya have 2b smart in buying da league, like chelsea

190cm is gonna be seething when he finds out

>>75124551
You fell for the spurs being in the title race because the media wanted one so desperately.

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>>75124742
i was talking about last season lad
this one hasn't finished yet

>>75124771
>i was talking about last season lad

So was he

>>75124848
Sure was lad. This poo in the loo hasn't a breeze

>>75125056
It's not an Indian.

It's that Bristol Rovers shitposter on a proxy.

Amazed he hasn't been banned for it yet.

>>75125094
>Pretending to be a poo in loo

>>75125109
He's evaded before on a US IP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uu9M3wLFMc&t=1s

https://soundcloud.com/dannylemonface/loads-of-ghosts-extended

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2EfpQiOQrY&t=5s

Rate song selection.

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Chelsea and Spurs confirmed 1st and 2nd

Who will finish 3rd and 4th?

cant wait to see manu btfo by moyes

>>75125227
>implying
Sunderland are a disaster zone.

>>75125134

1. Chelsea
2. City
3. Tottenham
4. Arsenal

>>75125227

May dads uncle is the scriptwriter at sky. He said sunderland are gonna park the bus all game, get a flukey goal then United will get a dubious peno.

Why are West Ham so embarrassing?

Genuine question. Look at their stadium, fans, fan forums, their owners, ">muh West Ham way", Mark 'what does he even do' Noble being a club legend for them

Most laughable club in London by a mile and that's not easy

>>75125315
Have you heard of arsenlel?

>>75125333
As much as I don't want to give credit to that lot, Arsenal have at least won major trophies since 1980.

West Ham have done jack shit.

>>75125315

Have you heard of leeds

>>75125350
>leeds
>in london

>>75125359
Northern Irish people haven't a clue lad

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he has never posted on his teams forum

>>75125134
3. City
4. Liverpoo
5. United
6. Everton
7. Arse

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>have to buy 2 race wheel bases to play on both playstation and xbox
>the TX is not even natively compatible with 360

FUCK WHY MUST EVERYTHING IN LIFE BE SO FUCKING COMPLICATED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75125586
>>>/o/ovg

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lmao

>>75125349
West Ham have literally never finished in the top 2 in their history

>yfw Snuderland beat United

In the 3 years since Moyes, united have spent hundreds of millions of pounds, broke the world transfer record and brought in a man seen as one of the best managers. All for being 6 points better off than they were with Moyes

>>75125655
>this activates the great escape 2017 edition
I fucking hope not.

>>75125664
>>this activates the great escape 2017 edition
everything is so incredibly deflated at sunderland and has been all season.. even with a win, they're doomed

>>75125663
>tfw ferguson was right and moyes would have taken manure to anoer 25 years of dominance
manurefags were too plastic and fucked up kicking him out, moyes was the chosen one

>have sky on with goals on sunday
>watching motd from last night with one eye
>phil neville on both
ugh

>>75125685
They need to go down to rebuild.

This continuous scraping survival thing is doing the club no favours.

>>75125094
>Gets rumbled
>Stops posting

The absolute state of LARPERS

>i want sunderland to stay up
said noone ever

>>75125704
This continuous scraping survival thing is what keeps collecting deadwood at the clubs too

>>75125690
His problem was that Liverpool and Everton had a GOAT season. Even Van Gaal with his points total from the following year wouldn't have gotten a CL place

>epl

reporter going in dangerous with these shaw questions to mou

>>75125714
(you)

>>75125888
I preferred the previous PL thread

>tfw Leicester winning streak ends today

>>75124551
Literally an entire season of "its arsenals turn" and not only did leister win it, but spurs became the joke.

Is there a bigger cuckold than arsenal?

>>75124659
I like you.

>>75125690
They have surpassed Liverpool in the "muh history" city in the spunking money at shit players, arsenal in the boring possession football and chelsea at the overrated manager and useless defensive system.

If Sunderland wins, no table changes occur

If a draw occurs or Man U wins, Man U jumps ahead of Arsenal to 5th, with at least a game in hand against all the other top 4 teams.

>>75126368
So what you're saying is, Sunderland will win.

>>75126146
This. The season when the rest of the real top four implode and the only thing arsenal celebrate is the fact they just managed to finish above spurs

So who's buying Pickford?

How long does United have to go without a league until they can rightfully be compared to Liverpool?

>>75127800
at least 27 years

>>75126140
the team they've put out is shite

Everton XI vs. Leicester: Robles; Holgate, Jagielka, Pennington, Baines; Davies, Schneiderlin, Gueye; Mirallas, Barkley; Lukaku.

Leicester XI vs. Everton: Schmeichel; Amartey, Benalouane, Huth, Chilwell; Albrighton, King, Drinkwater, Gray; Slimani, Vardy.

>>75127520
Man City

>>75128021
> Leicester not giving a toss

Suppose they'll rest players against small teams like Everton.

>>75128021
>Amartey, Benalouane, Huth, Chilwell; Albrighton, King
>no diddy
>Robles; Holgate, Jagielka, Pennington, Baines
>no competent defender

at least the game will be more fun than this sunmun shitshow

>>75128128
Yeah, it's not like they've got an important game on Wednesday you stupid cunt

>>75128233
wait.. Leicester is playing CL this week? why the fuck wasn't this game yesterday and chelsea-mememouth today instead then?

>>75128021
pretty pleased with >our lineup, makes sense to rest key players with wednesday in mind

would be nice to see kapustka and ulloa get some game time too

>>75128307
Because the PL don't give a fuck about their teams in the Champions League and will bend over to Sky's requests.

>>75128307
>Leicester the only team in the Champions League last-eight still to play this weekend
Really make you think

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>Everton will finish ahead of Arsenal
>Arsenal will completely miss out on all European competitions (except the inevitable SuperCup)
feels delightful man

>>75128341
atleti and real played each other in a game that would normally be on a sunday, but because of CL moved as early as they could on the saturday

pure bullshit, want meme magic to win

>>75128380
Leicester have 8 games this month. PL scheduling is fucking dire.

>>75128381
You'd want them in Europa though so they perform worse domestically next season

Will both teams score on the Leicester match?

>>75124551
Is this the /ipl/ thread?

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If Everton wins, the positions would depend on goal differential. If they won by 3, Leicester would drop 2 spots to 13th (unless Leicester scores 3 goals, then just one spot to 12th). If Everton wins by 5, Leicester drops 3 spots to 14th. If Everton wins by 7 (or by six, scoring at least 12), Everton moves past Arsenal to 6th.

If a draw occurs or Leicester wins, Leicester move up to 10th.

Tom DaviesGOD

>>75128711
>Everton moves past Arsenal to 6th

Please yes this.

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>>75128564

>>75124551
Why are you at York city m8?

>>75129133
non league tour

It was a one horse race, no one ever challenged Lester seriously

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>>75127800
Manure can never be "rightfully compared" to Liverpool; they're too plastic and too shit.

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>>75128423
Speaking as a Liverpool supporter, I have to say the scheduling looks fine to me.

>>75129259
This, they ran away with it and no-one ever caught up. Everyone else played below-par except for Spurs who improved a little but choked in some meaningful games as usual.

>>75126936
They're the worst club in English football.

Literally Ty, the club.

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>>75130077
THANK YOU BASED GREENTEXT MAN

>lelster

>>75129628
United, City and Liverpool weren't even below-par, they played the same as they did the season before and the season after, with similar results and place
Spurs and Arsenal actually had a good season, the only one below-par was Chelsea

If Crystal Palace wins by 5 tomorrow, Arsenal moves down to 7th

If a draw occurs, no changes in the table

If Arsenal wins, they move up to 5th

danny drinkwater has multiple caps for the england national team

>Hassan_Anfield: No matter what's the outcome of this game. Craig Shakespeare should be among the list of the managers of the season
>pakis in charge of sensible comments

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pretty happy for hull if they manage to stay up desu

>>75131152
More PL trophies than Stevie g.

Let that sink in.

>>75133622
He got on in 2014

conte has manager of the season wrapped up

nobody else even comes close

>>75125134
>Who will finish 3rd and 4th?
Probably Liverpoo and Shitty.

>>75125663
>>75125690
I think sacking Moyes was done a bit too soon, too, but looking at his past experiences (both before and after the Manure adventure) would say otherwise.

>>75133402

>romania
>hull

practically the same place

Match of the Day lads

>>75124551

That's the KitKat Krescent isn't it. York are all over the place but might stay out of Conference North now.

>>75124639

because other teams also spend millions every year

>>75133622
My favourite stat will also be the fact Juan Cuadrado has never completed a single premier league match and has more PL winner medals than Stevie G

Doesn't matter if you support man u or not, got to admit Zltan has been one of the signings of the season

Where do all the Sunderland fans that walk out early go?

Straight into the sea?

>>75138535
I'm astounded they get 40k+ every match.

Remembering hearing that football in the North East is their equivalent of heroin.

>>75139003
desu, the only things to do in the NE is to watch football and heroin

>United still have Chelsea, Tottenham and Arsenal to play and have Europa Cup

They are gonna drop some points and fall behind Arsenal probably.

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Anthony Knockaert is French. Always thought he was English

You now remember Ibe went to Bournemouth for 15 million pounds
looking forward to the trainwreck that will be the upcoming bournemouth transfer window lel

>>75133806
Pochettino

The fact that spuds are doing well with a literal youth side + 2 above average Belgian defenders is 100% his doing

>>75124551
Arsenal finished 4th in a two horse race

>>75139003
Decent size city/surrounds with only 1 club

Same as Newcastle

>>75127800
Liverpool have already gone longer than United ever did without a title.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/39548007

why are they naming end of seasons awards when the season is not over? or is this not the official awary?

>>75142996
Liverpool have gone 41 years already?

>>75133806
I think Pochettino deserves it most. What he's been able to do in the PL with the 6th-most expensive and 5th-highest paid starting xi is nothing short of amazing . In 2015, his team was too poor to buy an additional top-tier forward and defensive mid that his team needed.

So what did he do? He took a defender (Dier) and made him a top tier DM, then took a central mid (Alli) and made him a top tier forward.

>>75140736
makes sense, he has a very english name

>>75143030
>Family Club of the Year
>Overall winner - Millwall
Someone is having a massive joke

>>75143030
Is this your first season?

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>>75143127

Will there be a sticky when Spurs clinch the cancellation of st. totteringham's day?

>>75143160
I dont follow awards even for the ones where everyone talks about here in the USA. I dont read much only just watch newcastle games

>>75143159
It is the EFL after all.

>>75143859
agreed, awards are gay

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Anywho.

>>75147235
damn for all the criticism of liverpool's defending they haven't conceded that many more than city or arse

>>75147240
>city
>arse
>defending

>>75124639

No matter how much they spend, they will always be Manchester City.

>>75147240

Not exactly stellar company. Koscielney is the only solid centre back between them.

>>75138535

The parking around that stadium is shit, and there's basically one single lane road back to civilisation.

https://twitter.com/EPLBible/status/851379315581341696

>barklel

>>75147741
Fuck just came to post this top kek

>>75147741
Apparently Barkley smashed his bird and thought he was untouchable because he's a famous footballer. Mong

>>75147235
>the top 4 all have 60-70 goals
>Mouyes team has 46

Remember united customers saying he'd be an attacking manager at the start of the season

>Ross Barkley lawyers: "We can confirm Ross was the victim of an unprovoked attack by a stranger who approached him on Sunday evening.
https://twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/851408844102217728

>>75147947
>unprovoked

Kek

>>75138535
to the pub you moron

>>75147741
Twatted right in the gob.

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You guys watching the University Challenge final later?

>>75143134
>>75142781
spurs had the best team last year and this year they spunked money on flops sissoko and janssen and then choked the champions league, then lost to some literal who team in the europa league and still aren't going to win the league, losing out to a team that finished tenth the year before

great managing!

>>75149793
No, as I am not a sexist.

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Allardicci > Pardiola desu

>>75149840
Good point.

Now we just need to establish which one of Monkman and Goldman are Reddit.

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>all these dubs

Is Wilder Kek's chose one?

>>75147878

Smashed as in punched or rode?

>>75149793
university challenge is for virgin nerds, i will be watching some exciting Monday Night Football action instead

>>75150895
both i think

Literally watch for Ranieri only

>>75149793
>tfw to intelligent for proper volume control

Can CP do it tonight?

>>75151107
>>75151107
ranieri

>>75151131
You're worse than a bandwagoner.

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>>75124551
YFW Arselel get >CARVED

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>>75151267
ok

>>75149841
Not a single football fan in the world thinks Pardew is a good manager

>Former England and Arsenal captain Tony Adams has been appointed head coach of Granada until the end of the season.

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>buy 3440x1440 monitor
>3840x1600 is announced a week later

WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR

>Middlesbrough and Sunderland both have a game in hand
>it's against each other
holy kek

>Former Leicester boss Claudio Ranieri believes that someone within the club was working against him, but does not think the players got him sacked.

>The Italian led the Foxes to the Premier League title last season but was dismissed in February.

"I can't believe my players killed me. No, no, no," he told Sky Sports. "Maybe it was someone behind me. I had a little problem the year before and we won the title. Maybe this year, when we lose, these people push a little more."

>When Ranieri was sacked Leicester were one point above the Premier League relegation zone. Assistant manager Craig Shakespeare was placed in charge and presided over five successive league victories and a Champions League last-16 win against Sevilla.

"I listen to a lot of stories," added 65-year-old Ranieri, who refused to identify who he was referring to. "I don't want to say who it is. I am a loyal man. What I had to say, I said face to face."

It WAS Shakespeare, wasn't it?

>>75152356
nah it was the pizza bloke

>>75152356
probably jon 'cunt' rudkin

>Teodorczyk propably won't play vs ManU
RIGGED
Fucking Mou paying people to foul the GOAT.

>bung sam getting no comeuppance
at least he screwed over arsenal

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WEW