News:
https://www.nhl.com/news
>>75124388
Nashville
Vegas Golden Knights
>>75124438
I'd kill for a baked undergarment rn desu
>>75124438
Worst OP pic in ages.
What the heck
Had peasoup and pancakes yesterday and I'm still releasing rancid gas like crazy. If I suddenly stop posting, assume Teflon Don ordered a missile strike at my location.
reminder to vote
>>75124544
If farts last for more than 40 hours, call a doctor.
bulju
>>75124605
Correction: only 36 hours in Finland.
I bet China can't wait for 2022 to see hockey
>>75124644
t. Helmut Pretzel
>>75124644
>inner mongolia supposedly banned
then how come i can still post?
I dont wanna live boys, end my missery
>>75124809
Tavares is going to Toronto
I dont like this universe where the laffs are a good team with a future.
>>75124438
good morning /hoc/
>>75124957
stop posting my wife
>>75124957
fuck off caren
>>75124965
good post
>>75124990
bad post
laine best P/GP
>not including P/GP
rigged
>>75125007
>Austin "powerplay secondary assist babby" Matthews
who /nervous/ here?
Have you heard? It's actually cool now to NOT be in the playoffs. All the kids are talking about it.
>>75125171
>>75125041
>first time in the playoffs in 11 years
>not being nervous
>>75122422
Delete this you fucker
>>75125214
Paka will unleash his true power in the ploffs
Haha, okay Wild, it's been a good run, congratulations. But regular season is over, and from here there will only be pain for you. Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.
>>75125437
Jesse will get called up in SCF Game 7 and in overtime will give Austin a career ending injury and score the gwg.
>>75125691
If I was mclel I would strip the captaincy off of Mcgaykid and give it to Pulju if that happened
Would you rather be a fan of a team that is consistently strong and makes it to the conference or Cup finals but never actually wins or a team that somehow wins the cup once but the rest of their seasons range from bad to mediocre?
>>75125766
Canes?
>>75125780
Yeah Canes or Shorks basically
>>75125766
The first option for longevity sake
hey so what's the tie breaker between the blues and sharks, if the blues beat the canes today
cuz they'll both have the exact same record
>>75125868
samefag; I looked it up
so if the blues win today then minnesota plays the sharks instead of the blues?!?!?!
>>75125868
none they are not in the same division and not in wild card spots
>>75125868
I thought all positions are already clinched
Who has a better chance at beating the Oilers?
Sharks or Flames?
>>75125915
Sharks
What team will Matthews be traded to?
>>75126324
seattle coyotes
>>75126396
>implying the goaltending-troubled jets won't sign them with 10 million dollar contracts because the management is fucking retarded when it comes to goalies
>>75126324
Lempäälän Kisa
>>75126434
hope we trade Raanta before the expansion draft desu
>>75126324
Orlando Solar Bears, after an injury during the playoffs
>>75126434
Damn I realised they still have one more year left
Who would even want either of them except total shit team like Colorado
>>75124438
Reminder to all left shooters that wear #8
>>75119650
Anyone else wanna see the Sens get cucked by the Laffs real badly?
>>75127321
I want Dion to hit Matthews like Stevens hit Lindros
Toronto Loser Points going to get exposed by the Capitals in round 1
#HockeyisforEveryone
#BellLetsTalk
>>75127448
>Says the Ottawa Karlssons
Literally no team.
>>75127471
>you will never fuck nylander
>>75127575
>Being an inbred alcoholic yellow man
Disgusting desu
>>75127619
t. amerifat
>>75127642
Fuck off Josi
WHERE'S THE TRANNY GAY FANS PRETENDING TO BE A GOOD TEAM NOW
Someone recommend me a good AHL jersey I'm thinking about getting a Hershey bears jersey
>pic related
>>75127769
Bolts are literally worthless without Stamkos
>>75127769
resting up before >we murder everyone next year
>>75127796
why do you want a hershey jersey
It's the end of our season in an hour, with the Elite League's Playoff Final between the Sheffield Steelers and the Cardiff Devils.
There's going to be a free stream too. Might make a thread for curious Brits.
>Sandwichfags on crystal meth watch
>miss playoffs
>celebrate by setting franchise record by winning seven in a row
Fuck.this team I'm an oilers fan now
>getting in because of loser points and this choke job
embarrassing desu
>>75127866
Because Vitek Vanicek is such a nice guy I have his contact info if you want it
>>75128164
then why'd you spell his name wrong?
Daily reminder that the Leafs are winning the Stanley Cup and there is NOTHING any of you cucks can do about it
>>75127998
Welcome.
>>75128301
>canada
>stanley cup
lol
Oh man, laffs making the playoffs will make their elimination that much better. I bet they have the parade route planned already
there's a popping noise in my ear friends, how do i get rid of it
>>75128391
Put a toothpick in your ear and slam it in
>>75128391
Go to the ear doctor to get your ear succ. It's probably wax buildup.
>44 goals wins the rocket
>>75128387
lol stay mad fag
Would Canada burn to the ground if Toronto won the first cup in ages for them?
>>75128419
thanks man
>>75128415
why would you suggest this
>>75128456
Toronto is Canada's team, so no
>>75128454
Why would I be mad?
>>75128469
You wouldn't hear any popping noise anymore
So 4 Canadian teams and 1 from Toronto made the playoffs, nice
>>75125886
6 San Jose / Saint Louis
7 San Jose / Saint Louis
8 Nashville (lock)
>>75128443
2004 was just 41
And shared by 3 players
>>75128599
>>75128708
St Louis is third in the central
>>75128708
They won't meet each other anyway
>>75128792
Yeah I just realized that. Mild won't survive round one if they have to play saint Louis =(
>>75128821
That's where you're wrong kiddo
wouldn't it be funny if...
CBJ gets swept in the first round
Torts gets sacked. talks shit about CBJ for a year solid
Bob demands a trade, gets denied.
Bob proceeds to tank himself
Bob defies the league and goes to the Olympics, after which he breaks contract and joins the KHL
>>75128902
cringe
>>75128902
Sure?
Can anything major happen to the current playoff matchups after the 82nd regular season game?
According to the NHL, the leafs are 3rd in the Atlantic even before the game against Senators
Bruins have played all of their 82 games
>>75129060
The Leafs will finish 3rd in the Atlantic if they get at least a point today against Columbus. If they don't they'll finish in the second Wild Card and play the Caps
>>75129098
Well
>https://www.nhl.com/standings
They're already 3rd in the Atlantic prior to tonights game according to NHL?
I thought they needed a point against the senators too
It's confusing me
>>75129118
Right now they're ahead of Boston because they have 1 less game played. If they get 0 points today they'll have the same amount of points + games played as Boston, but Boston will have more ROW so Boston will jump ahead of them
>>75129168
Aaah, alright
That makes sense
Thanks a lot based Canada
Would you do Bulju?
>>75129277
Not gay but a Pulju is a Pulju...
>>75129315
Take his sister then
>>75129277
post more shirtless pulju
i'm asking for, uh, a friend, yeah
>>75129451
nigga u gay
>rags
>>75129657
kek
>>75129657
Goodbye Joe Louis
>>75129717
what the fuck is wrong with these people
>>75129770
I wanna fucking die desu. That place has become a 2nd home for so many of us.
hey winniniggers, cool 7 game winning streak you have there :^)
>>75129797
I'm not a wongs fan but it's the best arena in NHL
FUCKING PONGS YOU ARE GETTING SWEPT FOR NOT HOLDING UP YOUR END OF THE DEAL
http://www.expressen.se/sport/hockey/modo-spelaren-markus-olsson-20-hittad-dod/
SWEEDIN BTFO
>>75129774
Turns out, by the way, testosterone is lower in violent individuals. So trying to act "tough", considering the amount of fights (and cheering on of them), in hockey is really just a display of angrily unmanly men with uncontrollable emotional issues attempting to prove the strength of their defense mechanisms, all the while escaping their shitty reality.
Hockey is useless, it expends tons of energy and cash into nothing. Poof! There goes millions of dollars of bullshit. Thanks for putting that money back into the economy, boys. Those hockey players are definitely going home to read books and advance society. I'm sure.
Forget if they have low I.Q, that's irrelevant. The point is they create worthless value and waste time.
Enjoy it, it's quite the treat if you can manage to convince yourself its worthwhile.
tl;dr: hockey is a charity for stupid people
>rags?
>>75129871
>Get shitfaced
>Walk home
>Friends don't walk with you to make sure you're okay
>Fall in water and drown
What the fuck kind of friends are those?
>>75129905
>swedin caring for their fellow swede
they're all about immigrants now
>>75124644
China has a KHL team
>>75129947
nobody cares about the khl
>that chiraqi reddithawk that doesn't think rick and morty is the epitome of reddit
W E W
>>75130045
Only thing more Reddit than the Reddithawks
>>75130063
>heckin fast munkey makes a break for the playoffs
Auston Matthews is the first person to score 40 goals in his draft year since Mario Lemieux
>>75130068
ovi didnt?
>>75130045
Too be fair that post is making fun of the fact that someone would make it
thats what r/gatekeeping is it makes fun of people who do the muh special club shit
>>75130090
true, gatekeeping is pretty funny desu
>>75130083
Wasnt his draft year because of the lockout
>>75129848
O B S E S S E D
>>75130083
Lockout
>>75130093
>brown skinned man points out obvious conclusion
>>75130093
SEAN FUCK OFF YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT BAND WAGONER
>>75130083
Ovi didnt play in NHL in his draft year
>>75130108
>>75130119
why dont you just say rookie season and stack matthews up against the big boys?
>mfw we sweep the >rags
>>75130144
faggot fuck you havent been in hoc for years and havent been in the leafs game threads all season and show up the second they make the playoffs youre a massive faggot
>>75130145
>>75130142
>why dont you just use different facts
hahaha vanpooper
>>75130178
>shows up in hoc RIGHT AFTER his 'team' makes the play offs
>uses old memes
go away
>>75130144
A lifelong faggot
i support deepak triggering laffs fans tbqh
keep it up sean, only newfags cant handle you
>>75130169
>rags
>>75128011
Best thing about them getting in is that there are no welfare points to help them along, they'll get killed in the first round.
>>75130226
lol just wait and see bud
>>75130045
>that reddit cuck who doesnt think samurai cuck isnt reddit
KEK
false deepak btfo
This guy doesn't even come close to posting how Sean used to.
What is this autism
>>75130226
And then after getting swept they'll go:
>well we werent even planning to make the playoffs in this rebuild year so it's not big deal!!!! Xdddd
after shitting up this place with garbage
>APOLOGIZE WE CUP NOW BEANER MATTHEWS 40 CALDER STANLEE US
>>75130261
I can't wait bud, I hope you don't get the Caps because that's an easy excuse for you and you'd delusional friends to pedal
Hey, /hoc/? You ever feel down in life? Just can't seem to catch a break? Ever think that cliff looks more attractive each day?
Just remember that you don't live in the mosquito and firstnationer infested, irrelevant, frozen shantytown known as Winnipeg. Be happy! You are not hopelessly addicted to shooting up heroin and chugging listerine!
It can always be worse, /hoc/. You could be a Winninigger.
>>75130301
we're gunna face the Sens and we're guaranteed to make it to AT LEAST the Conference Finals
stay butthurt
>>75130309
i love you fatlanta poster
>>75130297
>Having your first round exit excuse and cup parade planned at the same time
>Laffs
>>75130311
I'll include you in the screencap
N E X T Y E A R
E
X
T
Y
E
A
R
>>75130297
>>75130301
all of this is true tho
NO ONE actually thinks that we are going to win the cup
We were last in the league last year no one thought we would be in this position this season
>>75130327
>pensblog
Get the fuck out
>>75130332
this
Next year we're winning the President's Trophy though
>>75130332
>w-we didnt want to w-w-win anyway
god leafs fans are so fucking gay
LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS
GO LEAFS GO LEAFS GO LEAFS GO LEAFS GO LEAFS GO LEAFS GO LEAFS GO
>patrolling 4chan
>on a sunday
>for free
who does this?
I rooted Sean's sister and the leafs will NOT be winning the cup.
/hoc/ is now officially a /leafs/ general.
stop right there criminal scum
Bucci ManeVerified account @Buccigross
Henrik Zetterberg will skate in his 1,000th regular-season game when the Red Wings host the Devils in the final NHL game at Joe Louis today
I hate tonight. Why is this happening.
>>75130445
Fail
>>75130456
*blocks your path*
Based Aussie
*unblocks your path*
>>75130493
at least you get to end your season with an easy win
>>75130475
>have existed for 100 years
>have been complete dogshit for the past 50 years
Is there a more pathetic franchise in all of sports?
>>75130493
>rags
>wongs
>>75130510
>rags
>>75130506
arent taylor hall and adam henrique combing for several goals a game as was predicted by several debbies fans in the offseason?
>>75130483
*blocks your path*
what's going on here
>laffs
>>75130506
Have you watched us play this year? You'd really have to fuck up to lose.
>>75130528
#HDIFF
What kind of fucked up setup is that
>>75130503
Minsk is a lovely city, desu.
>>75130510
St Kilda
>>75130528
Deepak is home to shitpost now that the Laffs are relevant.
>>75130531
>laffy taffies
>>75130552
>first round exit
>relevant
>>75130546
im not a windowscuck
>>75130521
rags at least have more cups in the relevant era than the morple lorfs
>Senetards
>Good team
WEW
>>75130577
>unironically using linux
lmao
>>75130605
ubuntu isn't so bad
>>75130602
christ the atlantic is a dreadful division
>>75130623
they unironically will get swept by the fucking rags
>>75130643
lol
The Leafs are going to destroy the rags
>>75130605
obongo is unironically superior than windows in every aspect except gaymen
Really makes u think
>>75130693
>mick5head
>>75130623
>he thinks the first 82 games matter
>>75130702
delete it
>>75130693
>noseknows.png
I FUCKING HATE CANADA BUT I HATE THE PENGUINS EVEN MORE REEEEEEEEE HOW COULD YOU LET THEN CLINCH
>>75130777
Fuck off fag.
WE PLAYOFFS NOW
Who /exams/ here?
>>75130806
WE FIRST ROUND SWEPT NOW
>>75130831
fuck off
REEEEEE I HOPE THE PENGUINS GET SWEPT THE CANADIENS GET SWEPT THE SENS GET SWEPT AND THE LAFFS GET SWEPT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75130831
i've had 2 exams or so every week since the end of january
20 credits never again
>>75130777
>>75130865
>rags
>>75130831
Here
>>75130602
>the leafs deserve to be in the playo-
juust in case anyone is curious
>>75130900
-ffs
>>75130900
more like
>2-1-0 point system is goo-
>>75130900
>Debbies
I bet Hall wants to kill himself right now.
Calder:
1. Matthews
2. Nylander
3. Werenski
4. Marner
5. Laine
>>75130831
I decided to stop studying and get about 6 months ago job in my field instead.
I'll graduate sometime in the next 2 to 5 years if I bother to finish my last 4 mandatory courses
>>75130929
>nylander over a defensive player who literally carried the blue line in the best year of Columbus history
KEK even marner deserves it more than Nylander
>>75130926
Devils will be elite in 5 years
>>75130939
wew
i spiik inglish veri guud
I really should stop "correcting" my hangover on Sundays.
O coach, my coach!
>>75129797
Eh you wont notice once you see how awesome the new arena is, with the wings and pistons banners in the rafters.
Sleep Train Arena was ass but the kings fans loved it, golden one arena shits all over it.
>>75130952
>what's being sheltered
>>75130900
>losing in regulation
it's almost like you don't know the rules of the game
>>75130929
>bust trophy
no thx
>>75130998
>cucks
>>75130963
remember in 2006 when mike babcock was thoroughly outcoached by craig mactavish in the playoffs?
>>75130998
>chokeitals
>cucks
Lay of the Carlsberg Oscar.
>>75131018
>implying MacKinnon, Ekblad and Panarin are busts
>>75131018
You were beating this drum yesterday. Then you were reminded of past Calder winners like Kane and Ovechkin and slinked away.
>>75130998
lol
>>75131018
>Canadian
>Canadian
>Canadian
>Not Canadian
>Canadian
>Canadian
>Canadian
>Not Canadian
Yep, seems like a bust trophy to me.
>>75131025
No i dont.
>>75131066
thats because you probably werent born yet
Oilers should lose today
Start Laurikainen plz
>>75131043
ovechkin won it over sidney and how many stanlees does he have?
BUST
U
S
T
>>75131104
This is why fat people will never be happy. Even if you lose all the fat, your skin won't shrink.
When Jonah Hill realized this, he got fat again.
>>75131133
Kane won it and has three Cups, an Art Ross, a Lindsay, and a Conn Smythe.
Sounds like the only busts who win it are Canadians.
>>75131104
laurikainen has been injured since december
>tfw no Asian gf
>>75131184
bottom tier gf
>>75131095
>10 year olds on /hoc/
Would explain a lot desu
>>75131184
chinks don't like hockey. They also have ugly finngolian eyes
>>75131184
BLLLLAAAAAAAP
Hockey starts in 3.5 hours.
What are we going to do all summer?
>>75131229
kek
>>75131253
post memes
>>75131253
Pity wank
>>75131253
watch oceana hockey
>>75131253
I usually just drink in the sun and think about drinking in the sun.
This is a Canadians doing
>>75131253
Go outside
>>75131291
americans arent clever enough to put kraft singles on a blueberry poptart
>tfw got to drunk last night
>tfw only solution is to start drinking this morning
am i morphing into a finn? this is a nightmare
>>75131291
holy fucking yum
>>75131253
For my favorite team the summer should be short, so watch baseball
>>75131320
and which team is that?
>>75124882
I highly doubt that
>>75130998
no chance with fowler ded
I found Kippers
>>75131335
Tampa Bay Lightning
Now that Stamkos is back, we're poised for a deep run.
>>75131353
kek
>>75131312
All Finns are alcoholics, but not all alcoholics are Finns
>>75131353
damn, her bf got that 70's porno/pedo/mexi stache goin on
Who can stop the Hart & Art Ross belonging to McDavid?
>>75131353
>>75130331
Pretty much. They're stacked in prospects. Plus they have the cogs to get it. They just need a goalie and a number two defenseman. >>75130332
>>75131396
nobody
>>75130506
I went to the Penguins Devils game and holy smokes is your arena better then the Barclays. also, that car that some guy won looked amazing
>>75131398
What is up with that nose though?
>>75130693
>The nose
O Y V E Y
Y
V
E
Y
>>75131450
>redditleafs
>>75130998
Anon, you need some help.
Caps won't ever make it to the finals lol
>>75128189
Because fuck you do you want it or not you fucking shithead
>>75131438
Sometimes panorama shots distort faces or try to stitch them poorly
>>75131438
his family is from the Philippines.
Laffs are so set up for the future. Literally only missing an upper tier defensemen but they have everything need to trade for one.
Not to mention there's still Dermott and Valiev who might turn into something.
>reddithawks
cant wait to see smashville bounce them desu
>implying the oilers arent winning the cup this year
>>75131513
nobody is trading an upper tier defensemen for anything less than marner
>>75131529
They can be a contender for the west, but I think that if they get a goalie, it's set and done. But maybe Talbot and larsson rise and show up for them.
>>75131553
The kongs could do something like that
>>75131554
>larsson
>show up
he's been largely a non factor this season
>>75131513
They got into the playoffs because of loser points and the good Atlantic teams having significant injuries, they have the same amount of wins as nonplayoff teams
They'll be exposed next season
>>75131553
>trading an already top tier forward on an entry level
The team sending the defensemen would need to include lots more to get someone like Marner.
How far are my Leafs gonna go /b/?
>>75130510
>Is there a more pathetic franchise in all of sports?
michigan wolverine football
>>75131574
I've watched a few Oilers games, but larsson could really help them secure some tight games
>>75131597
then they simply wont do the trade, top forwards are far easier to come by than top defenders
>>75131597
>thinks Marner is worth more than an upper tier defensemen
Laffs delusion is real
>>75131619
Conference Finals
>>75130360
We want to win dumbass but we know we arent good enough yet
>>75131630
larsson is a force in the defensive zone, anyone saying hes a non factor is only looking at his point totals
>>75131529
>Nobody other than McDavid, Draisaitl, Klefbom Lucic and Letestu producing consistently
>Blueline generates offense by committee or not at all
>Talbot untested in post season
>McLel playoff record
I really hope I'm wrong but I fucking wish bud
>>75131649
Marner is incredible imo. He's a great forward plus he scores tons of goals in his future
>>75131667
we'll pull it off bud, dont fear
>>75131619
>that flag
>"my" leafs
>/b/
>>75131619
2nd round
They'll lose to the rags
>>75131723
Hoping for the Sharks but the Flims would be OK too
>>75130998
>caps ever making it past the second round especially if they have to play the penguins
Lelmao
Digits and faggot Marner suffers a career ending injury in the first round
>>75131553
By upper tier I just mean a 2-3 type defensemen. Those can be acquired, and it doesn't cost an arm and a leg. At most it'll probably cost the Leafs a prospect (Leipsic, Kapanen, Rychel, Timashov) and a 1st. They just have to wait until someone absolutely wnats to offload someone.
Modern NHL is simple you just wait for a player to be unhappy or a team to rebuild, make a low cost offer, the GM bitches and moans for about 2 weeks then you make the trade. Anaheim for instance is a team you could watch to move one of Vatanen/Lindholm/Fowler and with Dedmonton solving their defensive problems the Leafs really only have to compete with Arizona in terms of pricing. Ontop of that, the Sharks are probably going to have to ttear it down soon so you could potentially swipe a guy like Vlasic or potentially go after the Avs and try to get Erik Johnson.
>>75131800
sharts will be an easy 5 gamer, ducks will be close, idgaf who comes out of the central
>>75131777
but the Rags won't get to the 2nd round
>>75131831
you are 100% clueless
please dont ever post again
Alright Laffs, you've had your fun you can lose tonight
>>75131875
Trust me, they will
So now that the penguins are pretty much confirmed to repeat, what do you hope your team improves upon in the off season?
>>75131831
hear that guys, the modern nhl is easy, nobody prospect and a mid round 1st for cam fowler
wow
>>75131353
Pick 'em /hoc/.
Bolts
Wangs
Laffs
Philthy
Kongs
Senetards
Blows
Craps
Pens
Coilers
>>75131926
doubt it, with Kunitz out, that's a massive hole. And they've been beaten easily by lower teams. they'll make it to the second round and be beaten by Washington
>>75131966
>>75131883
how is that clueless or are you dumb as fuck? Look at the last 5 years of trades. Do top six players move? All the time. Do they go for fair value? Fuck no. If a team is rebuilding, or forced to make a move, the Leafs have all the assets other teams have had historically and more incentive to make a move. Lou doesn' tlike having holes in his lineup and he fixes them quickly if you look at his tenure with the Devils. None of what I said is unfair but you're probably just some brampton dwelling sandniggers who yells at Andy Frost after Leaf games about how the Maple Leafs need to draft a top defensemen like thats somethign you can actually plan on and not a complete fucking crapshoot.
>>75131980
sword bears
debbies
jykkets
CANES
cucks
snoos
bloos
craps
pongs
cucucks
Last 2 digits is how many goals the Preds have against the LedditHawks
>>75131396
is that Donald Trump?
>>75131980
>oilers
dont care about the rest
>>75132036
>He's a cowfucking inbred
lmao
>>75131986
>Kunitz
Fucking kek. Letang is the bigger injury
>>75131980
Bolts
Wings
Leafs
Canes
Ducks
Islanders
Blues
Caps
>rags
Oilers
Ten years since 2007...90 years since 1927...2017 looks like
>>75131980
>caring about pointless games
>>75131966
>>75131966
is that dude an acid burn victim? jesus
>>75132044
cowfucking inbred would be a flames fan actually
>>75131980
Bolts
Devs
Jackits
Flys
Fucks
Snes
Blues
Caps
Rags
Noilers
Is this the worst draft class of all-time?
>>75131966
Team North American united /hoc/.
>>75132045
Didn't know Letang was also injured. Still your core D looks roughed up.
>>75132134
Sorry I forgot Edmonton are the Redneck Rigpigs.
>>75132239
The harm done by Letang's injury is offset by Maata's injury. Addition through subtraction.
>>75132262
proud of it
>>75131980
Bolts
Red Wings
Maple Leafs
Flyers
Ducks
Sens
Blues
Caps
Pengs
Cantpucks
>>75132321
lmao what a fag
>>75132340
>t. hybrid driver
the only fag here is you and your vapecock
>>75132361
>this assumption
go play in the mud you filthy animal
>muh truck
literally the worst type of person
E X C E L L E N C E
>>75132262
t. Cowtown libcuck
>>75132391
kek triggered prius driver
>>75132415
4 door wrangler, stay mad mudshit
>>75132440
>heep driver
kek
KEK
>>75132398
I'd like him to bure his dick in my ass no homo
my brunch lads
>>75132440
>>75132487
>Not driving a Peugeot Partner
>>75130998
Fuck i NEED to watch a Rags Caps ECF
>>75132512
>yurotrash
>>75132440
>Wrangler
G R O C E R Y S T I C K
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Whats up sunbelters
>>75132410
How's dudeweed lmao guy working for you
Hows your fantasy team, /hoc/?
>drafted crosby 9th overall
>finishing 2nd place out of 14 people unless i pull 70 points out of my ass in the next 2 days
feels good man
If you guys were shopping for an SUV - ~$35K max, preferably used - what would you get?
/hoc/ related, because it needs to fit my sticks.
>>75132577
toyota anything
>>75132540
He gets booed when he comes here and tries to sabotage our oil sands
He's the reason I slash Leafs fans tires
What should I have for lunch lads
>>75128752
>>75128752
>>75128752
Please watch our league, it's gone to a second overtime after ending 5-5 in regulation
>>75132577
literally any SUV will fit chara's sticks
>>75132577
A Nissan Rogue?
idk i dont have a car
>>75132643
>his dad didn't grill steak because its like 65 fucking degrees out for once
>>75132648
I'm watching now, works fine without proxy.
>>75132713
Ace, it's probably so niche here that they didn't even consider it
>playoffs soon
>>75131529
>when the jew puts himself in the oven.gif
/hoc/ bracket league?
>>75131253
Summer doesn't start until July 2
>>75132648
Who are we rooting for?
>>75131042
Panarin is the only non-bust and that's because he's attached to Kane
>>75132887
Cardiff, nobody likes the Steelers
>>75130958
Hall is leaving in 2020
>>75132077
Confirmed by those digits.
Jesse puljujarvi has every retard disease in the book
>>75132932
Cardiff it is
Surprisingly many people in the arena desu
Didn't know hockey was 'this' popular in the UK
will Larkin learn to center
>>75132989
>tfw two intellegent too bee smart
>>75132993
The playoffs weekend is a kind of get together event, the semifinals are on the Saturday whilst the 3rd place match and Final are today. People will go even if their team doesn't make it or loses on Saturday.
It is fairly popular, every town has an ice rink so there's a decently sized amateur league, whilst there's the top UK Elite League, then the English Premier League and the Scottish National League.
>No playoffs this year
name a better captain in the NHL
>>75133157
You really couldn't have picked a picture where he has the C?
>>75132410
>Calgary "libcuck"
This better not be coming from an "Orange Crush" Edmonton poster
>>75133082
Aaah, that's a pretty nice way of doing it desu
Lovely, genuily thought the football scene overshadowed most other sports entirely
>>75133157
Current? Toews or Pavelski
>>75133213
>Toews
>>75133157
>>75133213
>Toews
>>75133193
lmao fuck me
>>75133213
>pavelski
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c52fylbcCfw
the caps won't choke again this year... will they?
>>75133200
Red Deer bud
>>75133213
false
>>75133239
only in skill. nearly 100 points in 2017 is fucking insane in your first full season
Well the games today are pointlerss and I got bored, so I decided to host a special hunger games thread, so come join in
>>>/trash/8649145
>>75133157
Crosby:
>>75133406
>hes not watching the last game at the joe
>>75127998
Hello there
>>75133390
McDavid is a great leader. His off-ice work ethic is huge. Imagine being on a team with a player as good as McDavid. How can you justify not going hard in practice/the gym when he's way better than you and is working harder than you?
Sheffield Steelers take it after nearly 100 minutes!
>>75133552
imagine the same thing, except that guy is 36 and not 20
when the old guy is out-playing and out-working you at every turn, you've got to get motivated
>>75133648
Noice
>>75133671
kek
>>75133365
maybe they'd finally win the cup if it weren't for ovechkin dying
>>75132398
What the fuck is this? A Russian hockey player who actually looks like a human being?
>>75133660
Zetterberg plays in a well established leadership structure. The captaincy has passed from Yzerman to Lidstrom to Zetterberg and each time the successor has been around for quite awhile, as have the alternates. McDavid has had to build a leadership structure from the ground up, he's more comparable to Yzerman's leadership ability than Zetterberg's
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
wow the debbies cant even win in irrelevant memetastic yurotrash leagues
A MONSTER
Hmmmmmm
>>75133950
why do you say that?
>>75134012
>rags
>>75133954
>>75134012
>>75134046
>cindy got gangbanged
>>75134085
fucking extension
>mfw the oilers win today and the duck lose
>battle of alberta
>>75134012
>>75134046
kek, what is that?
Van RImjob's first goal was a beauty
I don't think I will come off as complexic if I say that had Crosby scored the same goal, it would be all over the news.
>rags
>>75134102
It's not fair why are >we matched up against the BEST BLUELINE IN THE LEAGUE?
They literally have 6 Norris candidates it's not fucking fair
I am really worried about Stamkos guys.
Can you imagine taking less money because you think you have a shot at a cup and then it turns out your team is a sack of shit and cant make the playoffs and the team that you should have gone to does?
Its a shame that the LGBTning have ruined stamkos' prime yearrs
>>75134274
He ruined it himself with his fucking broken leg and blood clots.
>>75134274
sounds like niginla lmfao
>>75134274
Lightning really under performed this year and dont forget stamkos is a huge part of their success
>>75134274
he would be perfect for a team like >rags
The >flim flams are a combined 1-26-7 at Rogers Place and Honda Center, the home arenas of the two teams battling for the division title
>>75134361
*since 1999
>>75134323
its just sad that he got tricked into signing with a shit sunbelt team instead of a legitimate contender with an actual fanbase who would support him
>>75133486
>the joe
>>75134431
I'm sure he's not complaining though with that non-taxed contract.
>>75134431
I respect his loyalty this isnt nigger hoop where you bail out on your team first chance you get
>>75133552
mcdavid is an awkward teenager with acne that ice skates really fast
>>75134465
fuck off, it's been the joe for 30 years
>>75134467
he would make triple that off endorsements in an actual hockey town
>>75134493
he makes enough money and doesn't have to deal with toronto bullshit
>>75134465
hey kiddo can i get you a kids meal? Its been called the joe way before reddit.
>the joe
so how BTFO was /hoc/ when the leafs clinched last night? especially that cry baby sens fan?
>>75134493
dangit well why didn't you tell him
>>75134513
yeah what kind of hockey player would want to live in his hometown which happens to be the 15th most liveable city in the world in the center of the hockey universe
>>75134520
>kiddo
>>75134579
stamkos
>>75134569
i wasnt here but i think sean came back and everyone got butthurt as fuck
>>75134579
>15th
>he doesnt live in the 3rd
>>75134592
>>75134561
>>75134465
>buttmad reddithawk
wew
>>75134611
That was a fake sean
>>75134579
lots of people, you probably aren't old enough to understand
>>75134620
this. cannt wait to see the preds sweep the reddithawks so their "fans" can fuck off
>>75134488
He's 20
For me, it's Kane
>>75134604
im sure he does now tho, his shit "team" cant even make the playoffs, and his hometown team just made them in a rebuild year and has the brightest future in the league by far
>>75134683
then why are you so mad?
>>75134652
mcdavid is an awkward 20 year old with acne that can ice skate really fast
>>75134657
for me, it isnt
>>75134657
>doing this in the middle of a lockout where you are complaining about the owners taking your money
world class PR
toronto fans are so retarded cant wait til they get eliminated rd 1 and stop posting
>>75134657
He is so going to the reddit knights. Also can ou imagine the shit some of these nfl and nhl players are going to get up to in vegas.
>>75134695
Fair
CAM ATKINSON WILL WIN THE STANLEY FOR BJS
>>75134747
>stop liking what I don't like
>>75134747
I honestly see so much bitching about the leafs and not much shitposting from leafs fans. Are you guys making the mistake of entering their gamethreads?
>>75134768
I bet most teams are going to arrange their schedules to spend as little time as possible in Vegas. Like fly in in the morning and fly out after the game.
>>75134816
well the teams cant do shit to decide their schedule.
So Anon it says here under your hobbies you like to "Post Buljus"
Care to explain this activity?
>>75134838
am i being seduced
>>75134768
it will be much worse in the Domestic Violence Football League
>>75132026
nope, Gretzky
>>75134838
"I noticed in your lobby that your vending machines only stock Dasani"
>>75134694
why do you think that?
if anything i am sad for him
>>75134837
They do get to set their travel schedules.
Dallas Stars General Manager Jim Nill announced today that Lindy Ruff will not return as head coach for the 2017-18 season and the organization will immediately begin the process of hiring a new head coach. Ruff earned a record of 34-37-11 for 79 points as head coach with Dallas this season.
WEW LAD
>>75134611
what??? link
>>75134901
>being sad for a player
>>75134920
Bullshit. They take what they are given from the league.
>>75134935
new coach won't fix the >finnish goaltending
>>75134899
Don't call us, we'll call you.
>>75134965
>unable to empathize
hows the assburgers?
>>75131253
Work
How much Vegas shit-talk can we expect next year, Canadanon?
>>75135074
Wait until post expansion draft and see which player leads the team.
>>75135003
im pretty sure he is talking about the actual travel schedules, like flying out directly after a game in vegas instead of staying there overnight. He isn't saying they choose when they play games
>>75135049
10x better than being a laffs fan
>>75135101
>tfw they currently only have one player on the roster
Doesn't matter how bad it gets, nothing will hold a candle to the Bants Explosion of Seattle 2020.
Who's ready for McBackup to start the most important Leafs game since >it was 3-1
>>75135115
oh ok, that makes sense. Yeah he is right about that.
>>75134768
>Reddit knights
>Calling them that just because Vegas
They could do well if the players are fucking responsible
>>75131980
bolts
devils
jackets
flyers
kings
senators
blues
caps
pens
oilers
>>75135173
>responsible players
When has that ever been a thing
>>75135173
>triggered vegas gambling alcoholic detected
yfw the wings get a 1st overall and make the playoffs for another 25 years
>>75135146
sorry, not accepting banter from non playoff teams
try again next year lgbtning fan
>>75135198
my team has 100+ points tho
>>75135196
The top-3 in this draft would be in the 20-30 range in any other year.
This is one of the weakest drafts in a decade.
>comfy sunday of meaningless hockey
>>75135214
nhl 17 doesnt count, my triggered lgbtning friend
>>75135237
>>75135237
>>75135237
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>75135194
>Implying I live in Vegas
I don't. I just want them to do well because it could be a good market, but then again, Vegas is crap
>>75135256
we are in the nhl season of 2017 tho. your laffs a shit my team literally best in the conference
>>75135252
>meaningless hockey
>comfy
>>75134935
they tried to extend him and he turned it down
>>75135310
would you wanna coach in the shithole of dallas?
>>75135344
Dallas isn't so bad.
It's the teams that play in the shithole of Arlington that you want to avoid.
>>75135422
>Finnish goaltending
Fat fuck
>>75135705
kek