/f1/ - Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix Rice Thread #3

>verschoken

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>Verstoppin'

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>>75122559
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>>75122559

>HAM VET RIC

Fuck off

>>75122532
>7up Jordan
Delicious.

REAL THREAD

real thread here

>>75122602
fuck off nigger that isnt even a proper thread

>>75122602
that thread is bad though

>>75122602
>linking to a shit thread without /f1/
AFLA

>>75122616
predicted it on fantasygp

Good thread.

>>75122532
Thanks for a decent thread

GOA77AS RECOVER
>GOA77AS RECOVER
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>GOA77AS RECOVER
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>GOA77AS RECOVER
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>GOA77AS RECOVER

real thread >>75122625

REAL F1 HOURS

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RAIN IN FIVE

WHICH THREAD REAL THREAD

POSTED EARLIER GET THE FUCK OUT
>>75122559
>>75122559
>>75122559

>>75122559
>>75122559
>>75122559

>>75122559
>>75122559
>>75122559

NEW THREAD

>>75122625
>>75122625
>>75122625

NEW THREAD

>>75122657
>3 threads
Good work

VETTEL KILL THE NIGGER

>>75122532
>verstoppen
>verstallin
>verSTAHPen
>verstillnotwinnen

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>massa

>>75122657
fuck off.

do streams deliberately fuck up every time theres something interesting?

start, pitstops, overtakes etc.

>>75122671
>>75122672
JUST

>>75122671
>no /f1
this is generic shithread, fuck off

>burns his tyres by doing silly glory runs
>locks up under a moment of pressure

Ricky did the smart thing

>ALONSO
>P7

This man

>three threads
/f1/ is back in action alright

>amx comeback
Here we goooo

>>75122682
vercrashin soon?

hehehe

rice thread

hehehe

AMX CAN WIN

>>75122672
>thread created later
>>75122671
>no /f1/

what the fuck is wrong with you shitters

What kind of autism is this?

>>75122692
by being plain slow?

>Hamilton fastest lap
It's over lads

Delete this thread janitors!

>Mclelren in 7th
I may think Alo is a bit of a cunt, but the man knows what he's doing for sure

GIMI :_____DDDDDD

BWOAH

WHICH THREAD AM I SUPPOSE THE GO IF YOU MAKE MULTIPLE ONES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>BUTTASS

does anyone have an acestream that is not delayed like 5mins? Please share.

>Buttass

>>75122698
One can only hope, Ameribro

Any top crashes = more points for HAAS

This shit would be so much easier if we had decent moderation.

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EXPOSED

AFLA

BUTTASS IS SHIT

comfy toto

>>75122671
mods delete this thread

>>75122723
Follow your heart fellow toothpaste

>>75122723
the first thread with the proper OP information
this one

Bottas is shit, pls gib back Nico.

>>75122723
This is obviously the proper one.

>BOTTAS

So now tricky is the new wobbler. Next they'll bring a 14 yo in a few years to make max the next wobbler and so on.

>implying Verstappen won't be ahead when Vettel and Co. will pit


>Alfons

BUTTAS A SHIT

>memelonso

>only half way through

boring race desu

>NANDO
KEK.
That was sad.

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>Bottas is so shit he makes a Mercedes look slow
>tfw i believed in the hype

I hope Hamilton's tyres explode.

I hope Gimi's don't.

Finlandish are ruining F1

This could be a good season if Bottas could actually challenge hamilton. Come the fuck on Mercedes get a real driver in the 2nd seat so we have an exciting season.

>>75122730
969dbafa76bbd0ca37d73629f392c83fcf9cc295

>>75122730
969dbafa76bbd0ca37d73629f392c83fcf9cc295

atleast it's not delayed for /f1/

>ALONSLOW
;_;7

what a madman

>Alonso
>Goat

>LELONSO

>alelnso

>alonso
JUST

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>Alphonse

APAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>HONDA
>MCLEL

>le cum in karts driver

>>75122766
I wouldn't be surprised if the opposite happened Tbh

>lolonso

ALONSO

WHAT AN ANIMAL

Alonso.....

>Alonso still in the points

Alonso in mercedes next year. dubs confirm.

HONDA
DREAMING OF POWER

>driveshaft
Rip.

McHonda BTFO

>mclelren

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Sigh, I woke up early for this shit.

Can we get rid of the finish and have a good season?

fucking Honda

holy shit McLaren lmao

>McLelren

>POWER OF DREAMS

THE POWER OF DREAMS

JUSTLONSO

MCHONDA

MCLAREN COULDN'T HANDLE THIS ANIMAL

very frustrated spaniard going at icrledibly low speed

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>driveshaft

>literally cracked under pressure

>mclel

What's happening with alonslo I'm watching commercials

ITS ANOTHER FERRARI OVERTAKES MERC IN THE PITS EPISODE

>>75122779
>LLORONSO

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>alonso

1) what happened to Bottas
2) how did they all use 3 sets of tires in ~6 laps?

OHOHOHOHO~~~!!!

>>75122792
Really?

How the fuck did Max get 7 seconds ahead of Ricciardo (after pitstops) when he was stuck behind Bottas?

+36

>McLaren

Can't blame Honda for that??

>>75122818
driveshaft problem

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>gets passed
>car actually breaks down this time

wew lad

Alonso is Shit

Will either McLaren finish a race this season?

>the bikeshack of Mclaren

>German commentators share Alonsos pain

vettle pitted?

>We have power in dreams

>>75122800
Can we can get rid of burgerland and have a good world

All this spaghetti and gimi is somehow second

>>75122810
>not incrlelibly slow

>>75122792
Yeah, in DTM.

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NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE

>>75122746
>>75122749
>>75122751
Yeah I felt like this was the proper one too but it's annoying when people keep linking to shitty ones

>driveshaft driveshaft
>fuel pressure I imagine

can crofty be any more retarded

>>75122771
>>75122773
Thanks. But its the same one I had, and at least for me is delayed several minutes. Weird if its not the same for you guys.

ALONSO OUT ;_;

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Why does Alo keep retiring after being overtaken live on TV?

>>75122823
>how do I career

>>75122831
Faster tyres

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>Bottas

What must Rosberg be thinking watching from home.

Will Mercedes Drop the fin soon? Can they make a driver switch?

>>75122837
t. johnny herbert

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ALONSO NO

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>This stupid fucking "race" series.

>Hamilton has a 24 seconds lead
no rosberg needed

>>75122826
1.spun under safety car
2.many drivers stoped under the vsc and then the sc

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>20 laps left

>>75122837
and manure fans know a lot about shit, so it must be true

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>alonso says driveshaft problem on team radio
>crofty: "hmmm, must be fuel pressure"

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>double dnf

Gust of wind broke the best chassis once again.

>double dnf for mclels

>>75122855
McLaren Honda literally can't handle more than 75% throttle

>>75122833
The entire thing is like some sort of comedy.

>claim you're going to be dead last and retire after 10 laps because the engine is so bad
>running in the points when the chassis breaks
>two races in a row

>4.4s
finland loses again

HondaOut

GIMI IN THE LEAD
WE WON

>>75122860
He's probably too busy screaming catatonically about Hamilton being in the lead.

>>75122885
moron

>>75122866

He is my man but spin under sc is pathetic

>>75122885
Nope

>>75122867
JUST STAY OUT THERE KIMI

horrible advice

Alonso :(

What the fuck happened why is he still in front? When did Vettel go back?

walking down the paddock without his helmet means that he rejects mclelren

RAIN IN 5

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME

Absolutely ridiculous. This is such an easy win. He doesn't even deserve a trophy.

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race over for real now

God Alonso looks like he's about to cry.

Fuck I would.

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need a version of this fur JUSTass

NIGGER CUNT WINS DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN

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>tfw no Ferrari super team of ALO and VET

>>75122833
>Hey McLaren, will you stick with Glorious Mercedes-Benz powertrain?
>nah, gonna get jap engine because nostalgia. Remember Senna? That's right!!!!

>>75122907
ALL THAT I SEE

based Kimi knows rain will happen so doesn't make an extra pitstop

>>75122907
POWER OF DREAMS

ABSOLUTE HORROR

>Alonso

Stop waving no one wants to see you

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RAIN IN__?

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I now realise how good Nico was. Thanks Bottas for opening my eyes

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THIS IS THE END
MY ONLY FRIEND
THE END

I missed a bit. who still needs to bit out of top 5?

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Get ready to sing it later lads

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN

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>>75122908
this is F1's state right now

Just started raining here lads. Will reach China in 5.

>>75122927
This is like Monaco last year.

Look at the bright side, at least Ferrari might win the constuctors' championship.

>>75122927
So much for people hyping the hell out of that guy.

>gimi

>>75122917
;_;

>Gimis tires gone

>you now realise that Rosberg was the Bossberg

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>gimi

>>75122925
stop posting no one wants to see you in this thread

>>75122941

literally nobody cares about the WCC

Kimi is a fucking joke. Fuck him! I hate him!

>When Hamilton went from McLaren to Mercedes, Jeremy Clarkson asked him if it wasn't like moving from Manchester United to West Ham

Tip top lel

>>75122927
Kimi you fucking bog stay out youre on the podium

does anybody here cares about haas

>FAILRARI

When will gimi stop whining and start racing?

TWENTY LAPS TO GO

fucking commercials

reeeeeeeee

>>75122933
pit*

>>75122949
He was second but it was way better than what we have now

>>75122940
Can't even wait how much of a borefest Monaco will be.

Alonso deserves that seat in Mercedes, he's suffered long enough

>Understood, Kimi

DEBRIS
ON
THE
TRACK

>>75122949
I miss him ;_;

>>75122919
>>75122922
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE

>>75122957
its funny because both Mclel and united are shit now

DUBS AND I GO TO BED

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Never Forget

>>75122957
Man United kinda suck right now

any rosberg's tweets senpai?

>>75122982
Now you stay awake forever

>>75122967
>his stream is 5 minutes behind

>>75122960
Kimi needs to bring the long hair back.

Bring back Rosberg pls

>>75122974

Alonso unironically deserves a seat at Renault and a 90% pay cut

gimi :~DDDDDDDD sounds like an angry duck

>>75122949
Rosberg was shit

>>75122978
TRAPPED IN MY 'COQ
CHASSIS MY HOLDING CEEEEEELLLLLLLL

watching these Haas cars pass everyone is pretty entertaining desu

>ferrari strategy

>>75122976
>Americucks would through a ''''''''''caution''''''''''' for this

>Ends up being Sainz

Ferrari strategy ladies and gentlemen

>RAI 6
Afla.

>Bottas sets the fastest lap with softs

T-there's s-still hope, right?

>>75122984
Cheating cunt

I think it's too harsh to judge bottas yet. New team, new car, takes some time.

>the entire mclaren team is out
wewlad

H A S S
A
S
S

VET vs VER round 2.

Hamlel pitstop when?

Reminder that Ferrari unnecessarily wasted set of supersofts in Q2 and only has used set.

>>75122996
Keep crying britbong

>Vettel and Ham will battle it out in a few laps, crash and Kimi wins
feelsgoodman

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>Ferrari strategy

>>75123007
[ ] Bottas
[ ] Overtaking
Pick one and only one.

>>75122996
>angry bong slupring on custom hamilton-dick-dildo

>>75123017
Hamilton crash when

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>>75123008

>>75122949
I regret calling him shit for the last three seasons

I wish Sainz made a cheeky podium

>Ferrari strategy

should've pitted kimi when they saw Ricky coming in desu senpai

>>75123017
He wont need to he has won

>>75123017
He just did?

Nigger gets a puncture when?

>>75122990
gimi's radio message Felix

HOLY SHIT just got back from the future and VETTEE WINS

> RAI 6th
> BOT 7th

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>>75123008
mad as fuck

>>75123022
>wasting dubs on a tripfag

>>75123031
>noone will ever top Schumacher

Feels bad man

>>75123039
10 laps dubs confirm

>>75122997
LANDMINE HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT

>>75123041
Tell me more

How the fuck is Sainz in 5th after what happened earlier???

Is Sainz /ourguy/?

>>75123042
They are really fighting for that 7th position arent they?

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>>75123009
>new team
>new car
>takes some time

>13 laps to go

wew this race went fast

yes hello
why does buttass have yellow tyres instead of red

>>75123042
Is this how the racing pedigree of Finland dies?

>>75122925
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STR has the best livery of the season desu

The Toro Rosso looks like a Pepsi can

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>>75123008

>>75123051
TAKEN MY SPEECH
TAKEN MY HEARING

>>75123031
The lesser driver won last year, and we all know it.

Then he insta retired to not get EXPOSED

>>75123051
TAKEN MY BREAKS

>>75123063
Hi and good day
They are yellow because he is in Chinkland

>>75123002
"through"

>>75123066
looks like a can

Will the Shanghai circuit be in the F1 calendar next year?

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Wow, Gimi actually managed to overtake someone.

>Vettel crashing into Hamilton when

>>75123063
go to the doctor
his tyres are as black as that french guy

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>>75123071

>>75123081
yup

Sepang is out next year

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BRING

HIM

BACK

>>75123008
Stop posting Lewis, you have a race to drive

The amount of people that just went ">ferrari strategy" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

>>75123080
Yeah a redbull can

>>75123029
>Angry
Kek

You lot make me laugh

>>75123031
Fittipaldi > Piquet >>>>>>>>>>>> Senna

Holy shit this is boring

Think I won't even finish watching

so bu77ass is pretty much the new kova as expected

>7.67

HAM IS DONE

>>75123092
leddit poster uncovered

>>75123090
>2ndberg
FUCK NO, NO, NO.

Congrats to the red bull pit stop strategists, you made adolf hitler officially the second worst thing to come from austria. When will RB learn NOT to pull retarded shit with those supersofts.
>HURRR LETS HAVE OUR GUYS DRIVE 30 LAPS ON WORN OUT TIRES
You should be put in jail for letting your drivers pilot those compromised liabilities you call cars, because it's nothing short of a death sentence. Also you're throwing Max' world championship

>>75123029
I'd rather Hamilton win than Vettel.

>>75123092
kek it's just a meme relax

>>75123084
RAMMING SPEED

Cum on kimi, you can get a podium.

>>75123080
Which works for a red bull team, and still looks better than the other liveries.

trips and hamilton crashes on the last lap

>>75123101
>he hasnt seen a nascar race

>>75123105
newfag

>>75123083
Can any oldfags tell me how Kiss got so popular?
Was it only because of their meme outfits, or were they genuinely good?

>>75123031
>Alonsos prime was 10 years ago

JUST

>>75123111
I'd rather they both crash and burn

>>75123105
newfag uncovered

>>75123105
Newfag

>>75123092
>getting mad about shitposting
pls continue, makes it more fun

OFFICIAL F1 CAR+DRIVER POWER RANKINGS 2017

1. HAMILTON
2.VETTEL

GAP

3.VERSTAPPEN
4.RICCARDO

POWER GAP

5. RAIKKONEN

POWER GAP

POWER GAP

6. BOTTAS

>>75123104
ACTIVATE IT

>>75123100
How did piquet handle his son ruining his F1 career?

Does Bottas have a problem with his car or something? Is the "he needs more time in a merc" meme dead?

Watching the masters was unironically more exciting than this.

Give Ricciardo your energy!!!!!!!!

>>75123110
>have 2 drivers
>use the same retarded strategy

>>75123110
Holy shit that butthurt

>toothpaste championship

LOL

>>75123111
>111
FUCK YOU

Can Bottas overtake a Toro Rosso?

>>75123120
They were genuinely good desu

>Bottas can't even pass

get rid of him

>>75123120
Mate they were like any new thing back in the day - outlandish outfits and quirky traits.

>>75123111
Kek has abandoned us in our hour of need

>>75123105
>>75123113
Hao nu r u

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>0.7 per lap
He is not going to catch him lads (and it's kimi's fault)

>>75123111
Same. He's a cunt, but at least he's not pure babby.

>>75123128
We have yet to see bottas' final form

>>75123123
>123123

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>>75123101
Get used to it. This season will be a borefest.

>>75123120
Utter shit music even for its time.

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>pit Gimi because of dead tyres
>doesn't make up enough time on new ones to get back the Red Bulls

GRANDE GRANDE RAGAZZI

Acestream?????????/

>>75123128
binland was a mistake

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who did you vote for?

>>75123083
>*radio talk*
>"good job gimi, keep it up"
>"burp...heh..."
>"again gimi? you will not pass the alcohol test"
>"bwoah...heh...burp...hop...ha...hoooo...yes"
>"gimi did you hear me?"
>"yes yes...will do 4th"
>"...*muffled contract renewing*"
>*radio talk shuts*