/heem/-fixed and broken edition

>>75120375
>UFC 200 promo photo
Fucks sake

>>75120396
stop complaining faggot

>Rumble going to NFL
WHAT?

media is fucking butthurt right now lmao

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First for quitters who run away to other sports

>>75120432
and Dana keeps roasting them kek. Why do they keep bringing it up? They know what he's gonna say.

FIGHT WASNT OFF YA GOOFS

WHY ARE THEY STILL TALKING TO THIS HOARSE SPIC CHICK

>>75120283
The UFC has declined, now champions do not care about defending against no. 1 contenders, this used to be a shameful thing, now Bisping is fighting 2 guys in a row who aren't the best in the division while Romero is like 40 years old, the strategy seems to be wait until Yoel is 50 then fight him.

FW belt is worthless because the champion left, LW belt won't be defended, Jones fucked up the LHW belt with his illegal shenanigans and USADA, Cormier is a boring faggot who's also a cheater now, plus the division is fucking barren now. HW has always been shallow as fuck, all those WMMA filler fights.

They ruined even the fucking post fight conferences with those 1on1 only 1 fighter being asked question then the next, making it such a dull experience. It's like someone started making every possible decision in the UFC to be a major blunder now, holy fuck WME.

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>dana brought cynthia with him
>compares her to conor and ronda

I don't watch handegg but what position would humble Rumble play if he did? And will his cardio issues be exposed?

DANIEL

CORMIER

IS

THE

GREATEST

OF

ALL

TIME

>JON
>JONES
>GET YO DICC TOGETHER

>>75120484
cringe

>>75120484
theres no possible way that could backfire

>>75120484
For sure she's the female Nate Diaz my guy

>>75120493
good thing handegg is only played in 8 seconds bursts

and there are separate teams for offense and defense

imagine UFC won't let DC headline because of Jon jones degeneracy

>>75120484
Her vs Paige makes sense

Make it happen Dana

>>75120496
Why was he crying on Cain's shoulder at UFC 182?

>>75120493
He's not going into the NFL, people have no idea how hard it is to make it, Tim Tebow dedicated his entire life for years and couldn't get signed. Rumble is old as fuck for the NFL anyway

>>75120465
>FW belt is worthless because the champion left
Not like he was going to defend it anyway, let's just be honest with ourselves here

>>75120505
there is already a Diaz Sister, it's leslie smith

>>75120511
DC is a pullout merchant

>>75120522
>He's not going into the NFL
Um: >>75120488

>>75120493
probably ride the bench on special teams practice squad

>>75120465
I like the new press conference pacing.

>>75120522
This. It's a prank, guys.

Reminder that the goat Anderson Silva didn't get subbed or give up against a HW on 2 day's notice.

>>75120553
Then what's his new job? Dog walking?

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Mfw every fighter I want to win gets BTFO

Bet your houses on JDS destroying Stipe next ufc because I'll be rooting for Stipe to win next

CONOR vs MAYWEATHER IS ON

>>75120570
literally hollywood

>>75120522
Tebow tried to play the hardest position in sports though. I could see Rumble as a serviceable RB/FB or maybe LB if he can understand a defense. Even then it's improbable because of his age

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bob arum btfo

>Conor McGregor is never going to fight again

JEFF MAYWEATHER BTFO

this dana guy is pretty funny lmao

HOLY SHIT DANA IS GOING OFF

HOLY SHIT DANA IS GOING OFF

HOLY SHIT DANA IS GOING OFF

HOLY SHIT DANA IS GOING OFF

HOLY SHIT DANA IS GOING OFF

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>if you hear it from us, it's true

How can one man be so BASED?

>>75120493
Head coach of the Cleveland Browns

BASED

DANA

GOING

OFF

ON

GOOFS

>>75120530

He's literally never pulled out and he's done all that was asked of him and more

Fuck DC haters

if Dana wasn't such a fatass, he would be able to fully button his shirt. quit taking the spotlight away from the fighters and let someone else speak you fat fuck

>>75120587
theres no way he can compete as a linebacker or runningback, he is gonna block on special teams like all washouts

Dana BTFO Bob Arum

BOB ARUM YOU GOOF

>>75120512
Good idea honestly

JEFF MAYWEATHER KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THIS FIGTH

BELIEVE ME

>>75120611
He pulled out of 197 you dumb bitch

BASED MOOSE

BASED MOOSE

BASED MOOSE

Weidman seems like he's changed his tune quite a bit from the in ring interview

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dana used to be pic related and he is a mob boss now. how did he ascend lads? whats his secret?

Mousasi btfoing wide man HAHAHAH

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE

>im fighting i dont know

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Mfw Michael Bisping is still the champ of a division with eight better fighters than him in it

>I don't give a fuck I won
Kek

>>75120611
He pulled out of the second Jones fight. It's why Jones-OSP.

>do you want me to dye my hair blonde?
>what the fuck?
>just pay me

Kek MOOSE IS LOOSE

>>75120611
>He's literally never pulled out

He literally pulled out just a few months ago you dumb casual

And then he pulled out at UFC 197

>>75120512
This is a very good idea.
Headline it as an FX1 card. Paige will give up her back and will get chocked. I don't know if paige would sign the contract. Its an obvious sacrifice.

> people unironically like this sand person

>You want me to dye my hair blonde? What the fuck?
>Pay me
kek Moose is fucking amazing. 10/10

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moose just btfo of Dana kek

This has been one wacky fucking night lads!

> waycism

dropped.

WHITEBOIS TAKING L'S

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE

>>75120708
He is awesome

THE MOOSE WITH THE RACE CARD.

THE MOOSE IS ABSOLUTLEY LOOSE

Ariel loves asking these kind of almost snarky questions

MATCHES TO MAKE AFTER UFC 210
Daniel Cormier vs Jon Jones
Gegard Mousasi vs Chris Weidman
Cynthia Calvillo vs Tatiana Suarez
Pearl Gonzalez vs Ashley Yoder
Thiago Alves vs Ryan Laflare
Charles Oliveira vs Alan Patrick
Will Brooks vs Nik Lentz
Myles Jury vs Darren Elkins
Mike De La Torre vs Hacran Dias
Kamaru Usman vs Gunnar Nelson
Sean Strickland vs Vincente Luque
Shane Burgos vs Arnold Allen
Charles Rosa vs Makwan Amirkhani
Pat Cummins vs Steve Bosse
Jan Blachowicz vs Gian Villante
Gregor Gillespie vs Felipe Silva

The Moose is based

>>75120611
You gotta kill yourself now, my man

>im fighting a long long fucking time

hehe

>its cuz im not white
is there no escape from this shit?

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THE MOOSE IS LOOSE

>race card
lmao

he's refering to what dana just said about these people having countries behind them

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YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY ONCE YOU FILL SEATS, GOOF

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Very very loose right now

Can't believe I'm saying this, but Moose is actually pretty chill. Wouldn't mind him being champ desu

>Moose saying he's not looking to go anywhere else

NO YOU FOOL

>>75120740
But he's right. You literally have retards in this very general and thread hating him cause he's a "mudslime" although he's a christian.

>>75120611
lying trips
>>75120737

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That ends that

>The Moose' bantz are so great that he even triggered all the whities in this thread
He truly is loose

>>75120773
B-But his bio!
>>75120729
*nationality card

>>75120704
only if rose jumps into the octagon at the last minute and dropkicks cynthia off of chimp van zant

maybe have JJ distract the ref to make it all happen

>>75120740
He was just joking around, calm down.

Why is Bizbing ducking gayguard?

>you think that's natural?

KEK

>>75120663
I meant Moose


Moose is a joker seriously

>>75120773
Lol that stupid Canadian here is so dumb

>>75120773
HEEM BTFO

Based Moose

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White getting exposed

>>75120773
kek

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>Michael Bisping Blasts Joe Rogan & Nick Diaz for Positively Promoting Cannabis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWQBlBonGQM

>da haterz ehehehe

the moose is CUTE

Knees weren't illegal

Gayguard won

>>75120570
Fucking idiot

Moose is such a joker, he's gold when he's talking

>>75120699
>>75120709
woah are you me

Haters btfo

Yeah whenever you fucking novices are ready to apologize for saying rumble wasn't going to get destroyed on the ground let me know with a response. Fucking zilches I swear to god you guys are the biggest fucking idiots.

The moose has been set free

>>75120851
I knew he would gain millions of paki fans with that comment. Well done.

>>75120864
fight me right now

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?

>>75120851
We are one in the same anon.

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>>75120833

STOP PROMOTING CANNABIS

>>75120877
Yeah piss off stupid cunt been a Moose fan longer than you've been watching mma dumb nigger

>>75120864

>i predicted rumble would try and wrestle DC

yeah, nice one 196er

Weidman literally gave up in there.

Mousasi by submission(strikes)

>>75120849
Then wtf is he doing you mong? It's not like he made it clear.

it's too funny how moose goes on a rant and then realizes he's ranting and laughs at himself

>>75120894
RAMS STATUS: ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>75120947
Indeed. Weidman sucks. A shame.

HAHA Rumble's talking about the Rams thing.

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>"ladies and gentlemen, the newest addition to the Cleveland Browns family.... Anthony Johnson"

>>75120947
WHO WAS THE BIGGER QUITTER?

>RUMBLE

or

>WEIDMAN

I am so fucking smug with the fact I could heem 97% of you fucking weeaboo losers here

>i aint't cesar millan, shit

>>75120767
playing that card is loser talk. it's played out. stop it.
silva sold cards
aldo sold cards
a bunch of dudes who fucking hate the sound of 'r' sold cards
everyone in UFC is mad they don't have the showmanship of the paleface with the red hair. must be racism. in a sport created by brazilians.
don't know about you but my almonds are activated as fuck.

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HAHAHAHA he's just a fan of a shitty football team and these """""journalists""""" are making shit up

dont think this semen slurping sport is for me boys

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Is he gonna be the newest BLACKED performer?

>you still saw rumble trying to knock heads off

Did we though? DID WE

>>75120831
Dude couldn't get out of there fast enough. Looked physically ill after all those Mayweather questions.

>>75120960
Rumble seemed really coy just now saying he's not going to the Rams

>You still saw Rumble trying to knock him out

I saw Rumble turn into a dumb cage-hugging wrestler

Rumble what really was the gameplan.
>win

Come on senpai you clinched him hard

>>75120990
Weedman. Rumble took his bumps. Weidman just flopped to the canvas and gave up.

>>75120734
Dude ur so shit at this wtf

Moose does not deserve a rematch with cuckman
Calvillo>>>>>>Suarez
w.e both cans
Fine
No
Nope
I like this one
Hacran merks him
Hell no Gunni Wonderboy
Wtf lol no
This ones good
No thanks Makwan is still better
Idc
This is good
w.e

>>75120993
i'm short, nothing to be proud about desu

anyone make webms of moose rearranging the Chris' face in round 2?

Weidman flopped for a NC but then got btfo by the shitty NYSAC

Can /heem/ redpill to me what exactly what happen in the weidmen fight I missed it.

>>75120990
WEEDMAN. Rumble at least got through his fight where as weedman tried to milk his injury for everything it was worth and then cries when the doctors believed him.

>>75121032
Speak up, I can't hear you down there.

In hindsight, Jones woulda destroyed him with elbows on the ground.

>affa males

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>>75121002

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>>75120948
He's retiring for his role as a cockroach in the Hollywood live action of Terra Formars. Stay tuned.

>>75121039

Weidman took two legal knees and had Romero ptsd and gave up

Is rumble really going to the NFL. Dana was asked to respond if a fighter was to move to the NFL during post fight conference.

>>75120948
Lol you dumb faggot you thought a UFC fighter could just walk on to an NFL team. You are so stupid.

>>75121064
lol

Has any fighter suffered under USADA as much as Weidman?

>>75121058
I didn't know people actually talked like that. If any one other than Rumble said it it woulda been cringy af

>>75120990
rumble

1) this guy looks like he is really done.
2) he most certainly got paid to throw the fight, look how happy he is.
3) he's probably going to become either a bodyguard or a pornstar

>>75121082
Isn't that what Brock Lesnar did?

>>75121050
>bullying short people
you're the worst

>>75120790
go [do whatever the fuck it is you people do] abdul
but do it somewhere else

>>75121092
t.beta male

Rumble threw the fight 100%

It was fishy how DC was the underdog.

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>>75121036
>Are you talking about thee knees. I don't think anyone made one of him striking before they got into the position

>>75121086

Hendricks

rumble looks too happy for a guy who just lost, look at his smile

>>75121039
Weidman tried flopping and told the docs he couldn't go on when they thought he was illegally kneed, but then it's revealed that the knees were legal so he got TKO'd despite him protesting and saying he could go on.

>>75121104
He went there before ufc

>>75121104
He made the practice squad while injured after a motorcycle accident, despite not having played football in a decade

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So him losing was the best solution right? I mean if he won then had to vacate we would be left with another paper champ, except for this case it would be paper paper champ.

>>75121154
I wonder what this new job is.

>>75121140
Hendricks is suffering from the health department shutting down his steakhouse, not USADA

>>75120990
Weedfag because he tried to be a pussy and get moose dq'd

Johnson just called you retarded Canada

Can't get rich off dogs bro, I ain't Cesar Millan

Capcha was a Ramsgate sign lmao

any webm makers around just got back home
would love to get some webms made of DC's leg riding before the RNC finish

>Im deserving of being called that sometimes

Cringe, white guys are spineless.

>At this time, I prefer not to

- Rumble the scrivener

>this reporter
>i didn't say that but its ok i deserve to be called a retard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wtf I'm retarded that is offensive

>>75121110
All right, man. Moose isn't even a Muslim so your meme doesn't work but okay.

>>75121129
The knees are good, but I was after the 2 or 3 unanswered jabs that made him stanky leg, and the rally against the cage.

>it's alright I'm used to it, my wife's son calls me that all the time

what a cuck

>>75121255
high level /lit/ jokes

> call me a retard ehehe

>>75121222
Steakman used shit that helped him make weight that are banned under USADA. So USADA did affect him because he couldn't use banned supplements to lose weight.

Rumble owns a restaurant. Not some meme shit like Hendricks either. A gym. And he's got a dog grooming business too. Whatever he's leaving for must be good.

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>4/1 underdog

>toughest fight is myself

lol

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>I deserve to be called that sometimes

>>75121299
>high level
>/lit/

>i wanna be remembered as the guy that never gave up

No sympathy for Weidman, if the "unified rules" weren't shit and actually allowed grounded knees, stomps, and soccer kicks like they should he wouldn't be able to bitch.

>>75121324
my favorite is when he cried an hour ago after getting BROWNED by DC

>>75121326
He's a closet gay.

>I deserve to be called that sometimes
How deep does the lore go whitebois?

>>75121324
Man, Rumble has a hell of a career highlight reel.

>>75121324
A cruel foreshadowing for what would happen to Sweden as a country.

>>75121324
There's some irony in that webm because DC did a similar tactic to Rumble in terms of riding him, and ground and pound that lead to the choke .

>Rumble calling out how shit and talentless the current divisions are

burning some bridges my man, best time to do it

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Damn, rumble is being real man. He's 100% done with the sport.

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F

F

threw the fight

The UFC youtube chat is in good form tonight

>>75121384
the man is having a quarter life crisis

DC ON PRESSER

F

What next for Johnson? NFL? Commentary? BLACKED.com?

F

>>75121429
Nigga did the Randy Orton pose

>>75121426
>33
>quarter life

Is he a Numenorean

>>75121352
LMAO seriously what the fuck was that

>fucked up neck that required surgery
>deflated body after USADA
>stroke-survivor face
>deleted chin
>3 loss skid, all heems, 2 in your home state

Name a more JUSTed fighter

>Wrestling an Olympian

For sure tell me a dumber gameplan in MMA history.

Man DC took that kick like a champ

>>75121486
cuckman thoroughly btfo, and it never felt so good
go to bellasnore wimp

>>75121486
>>fucked up neck that required surgery
>>deflated body after USADA
>>stroke-survivor face
>>deleted chin
>>3 loss skid, all heems, 2 in your home state
>Name a more JUSTed fighter
Weidman

>>75121486
deflated body, he looks like he always has

>>75121469
there is no such thing as a black numeorean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNpD0U5nT04

>>75121468
Rewinded it, still don't see it
When?

DC is literally terrified of jones

Mr. Johnson will be working with our church possibly in hopes to lead his own ministry one day

Him and I have been attending and working with the same congregation for the past decade.

Plus this is what always happens when niggas get shook

>>75121552
It was when he was talking that fuckable Spanish chick and Kenny Florian.

>>75121566
Hi John.

>anthony's journey is taking a left
>we are taking a right
the feels

>>75121590
i believe it.

he is very delicate man. delicate like a flower he is.

>>75121598
Oh on Fox Sports? I had a Stream but it was so bad

>My ass is on Ariel's website
kek

>>75120532
>because if you are a fan of a team that is not exactly what one would do

Rumble is starting a fighter management business

Got it from a close source

>yfw DC misses weight when he rematches Jones

>>75121614

The realest shit Daniel has said.

>>75121614
That was a nice line

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>>75121670
>said it has nothing to do with mma

>Still lying about #towelgate

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MOON LANDING

>>75121511
Hey Rumble
For sure lose my number

Rumble taking a break from fighting men to focus on fighting women full time

literally admitting to mandrama... what the fuck

>DC literally talking about mandrama

lmaooooooo

Rumble is being hired by Space X as an engineer

DC is literally the Reigns of MMA at this moment

>literally talking about mandrama now
Jesus

rumble is going to mars

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>be in the main event of the biggest card ever
>next fight not even in the main card

feels bad man

>>75121511
train in glendale californiarrah

Anthony is going to be gay porn star. Rumble is about to take on a whooooole new meaning.

>>75121741
this made me kek

Literally mandrama

>>75121723
DC is actually talented though

>>75121750
JUST

Rumble is going to write the great american novel

>>75121721

b-blacked in space?

>>75121750
>live on FX

Am I reading that right? Odd.

>>75121767
Reigns isn't that bad 2bh

>>75121723
>>75121750
he got goobed

rumble is going to lead the resistance against drumpf

>>75121750
thats done to keep prelim interesting

paychecks the same

eddie is a company man

DC's getting his bants on point

I WANT THE EASIEST NUT IN THE DIVISION
I WANT RYAN BADER

Misha Circunov BTFO

>>75121767
So is Roman

Is Rumble's contract up? Could be a bluff.

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No one talks about Gus anymore.

He starched Manuwa.

I WANNT THE EASIEST SUCC IN THE DIVISION
I WANT ________________

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>>75121723

>>75121840
>No one talks about Gus anymore.
Cause he's a quitter

haha Arthur BTFO

>Arthur Jones had two chair
>fuck him

>Arthur Jones had TWO chairs

cain is the goat

2 chairs!

>Arthur Jones had two chairs
>fuck him
kek

FUCK ARTHUR JONES

>>75121843
Nah, Tyron might have been the Reigns before but DC embracing the heel tonight after beeing boo'd for so long and not understanding why literally makes him the Roman Reigns

Honestly I think the stain Jones has left on DC's career is permanent now
Even if he wins the rematch people will make excuses

>The only thing I have not done in this sport is beat that man off

>>75121655
Hopefully DC goes to WWE when he gets heemd by Jon Jones

>Why does AKA keep getting booed?

Cause you morons fight once a year and pull-out all the time and ruin cards.

>>75121767
BBDWTS

>>75121906
nah

if DC beats Jones he's the lhw GOAT and in overall GOAT contention

>>75121912
Not a big enough star or too tall desu

>>75121887
But Roman isn't embracing it

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Why are you asking me about a guy that's insuccable?

>>75121943
dc is already in goat contention

>>75121943
>If he beats the goat he becomes the goat

Some real deep insight there fella

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>why get married?

>>75121946
>This is my yard now
They let him get bood for 10 minutes straight, it's pretty much the same shit. You could make the same argument DC isn't embracing it because he still wants to be "liked" but just basically went screw it boo me I don't give a shit but at least you're reacting.
That's exactly the same shit people have been saying about Reigns

>heem picks

>>75121974
fedor is the goat

Apparently Rumble's corner were pissed Rumble was wrestling.

>>75121974
Jones isn't the GOAT, his streak was interrupted in his PRIME by PEDs in an org where they were banned. he was on his way and fucked it up.

GOAT right now is Fedor/Anderson.

Jon's skin looks so smooth and sexy mmmmm

>When I look at Jon and look at his skin


Daniel wants the succ.

bisking vs gsp and dc vs jones II will main event international fight week

>>75122038
Of course they were. They knew he didn't want to be there and he was just looking for a way out.

>>75122051
>Jones isn't the GOAT
You are wrong and should feel bad.

>>75121329
nope

/heem/ is obviously the singing cleveland fan shitty on overeem

>mandrama

DC's a good joke

dc's cornball

Cormier has found a way to fumble at the goal line in everything he's ever done in his entire life. Jones will destroy and retire him.

>>75122051
usada literally vindicated his lack of PED use and only punished him because he didnt disclose the off market dick pills he was taking that contained TRACE and inconsistent amounts of banned substance because they were manufactured low quality

Damn this is a long press conference

Apparently Dana said Cody-TJ was set for the 213 main card

nigga admitted to cheating lmao

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>>75122123
>being this naive/retarded

>>75122126
if cody clowns tj i will have to overlook the neck tattoo and give him boy status

CIALIS BOI KEK

>yfw DC retires with the same record as THE UNDERTAKAH at WRESTLEMANIA

>>75121788
They're trying to sell it, so if you have eyes watching on FX maybe some people will buy the PPV.

>>75122124
This. Jesus fuck. It's entertaining considering it's one of these garbage one on one press conferences but goddamn I'm tired. It's nearly 8 fucking am here.

>>75122051
>Fedor

Lol

>>75122152
so usada didnt go and test the dick pills? they are now covering up for jon jones after busting him because ... reasons?

Holy fug DC is giving jones all the motivation he needs to whip his ass again

>>75122123
Lol Jon's story was the most ridiculous one. He only got 1 year because of nonsense. Anyone can see how blatant his "negligence" was

>>75122167
Not tired but yeah that was stupidly long

It's weird how Conor is #3 P4P

He's not top 5 imo

Whoever wins DC vs Jones is the definitive LHW king. There is no one else even remotely close to their caliber. Which is why the UFC is shilling Manuwa so hard all of a sudden. They want to milk some more LHW fights. Jones vs DC winner should do a heavyweight fight.

>>75122167
hum, go to sleep and watch it tomorrow?

>Rumble's "next opportunity" was betting his entire stock on DC

Sitting pretty

Is DC /ourguy/?

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>>75122217

First champ champ in history.

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DC is fucking old. How many more weight cuts and fights does he have left in him?

>>75122264
This.

Set for life now.

>>75122234
Manuwa's sort of Rumble-lite desu
Now he's Rumble Rumble because Rumble has gone

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>>75122269

yes

>>75122051
You can't be the GOAT unless you are a heavyweight.

>>75122272
jones could have beat stipe i think

had shit not happened

>>75122283
2

>>75122283
1 more

>i didnt want to tell dana i was retiring so i could focus on the fight and not be distracted

>i literally told everyone else i know though

>>75122051
Anderson sucks shit. He was murked by Chris Weidman, who himself is pure trash.

>>75122269
>>75122298
Jon Jones is our guy, DC is Reddit's guy.

>>75122272

>beat Eddie Alvarez
>feel important

>>75122269
No

>>75122283
Not convinced he made weight yesterday desu.

>>75122272
>1-1 against Nate
>Beating a former Lellator guy

Charles Oliveira did that tonight. Why isn't he in the top 10 P4P?

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>>75122335
>definitively embarrass some hue that people STILL call a goat... in one punch

>after killing him with banter and antics for TWO YEARS

Someone tell Weidcoward that it was PRIDE rules and that the Moose was loose.

I hope weidcuck never wins again, he's a loser and a bitch.

When Moose starts blitzing people against the fence I get such a boner

remember when Travis Brown called his own timeout for a broken finger?

good thing he's not talented enough to win or that would have been a big controversy

>>75122505
Yeah that was pretty bad
Werdum went full meme mode after it too. Literally doing flips in the octagon the madman

>>75122391

>living in 2015
>implying he didn't follow that up by going 1-1 with a gatekeeper, beating a lellator fighter, and killing the entire sport

>>75122182
He did what is becoming common - fail a drug test and then scour the market for tainted pills. He probably tested a hundred different supplements looking for something tainted with what he popped for, and then claimed "this is what I took". Unlabelled Anti-Estrogens aren't that rare, you can find them in supplements.

The fact that it took him so long to reveal what he thought the culprit was makes it obvious what happened.

Moose/Weidman was such a good fight too
Weidman had the first, ez takedowns even though there wan't much damage but Moose turned it around

Such a sad end