/f1/

shitty thread

hues out

shit thread

I would really love someone other than Mercedes or Ferrari to win ok thank you

best case scenario is vetlel and hamilton taking each other out in lap 1

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>>75119406

>>75119460
Felipe will win

Do we have track dampness info yet?

dubs and Vettel chokes today

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in4Anime

Plz get red bull up to speed, for the maxery of it

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>>75119472
nvmd

its WET

Dubs and race is cancelled due to rain

R A I N

MWL

Ferrari cannot into downforce

>>75119518
Brb making some pocorn

>Lewlew has a fucking nose stud

I didn't think I could hate him anymore than I already did.

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im comfy, didn't oversleep, found the stream, made coffee, wife and daughter are still asleep, i'm already in the shitter, prepping my body!

Hope it's an interesting race, lads!

>Hamilton wins lol
Nice """sport""" heh

>Hamilton literally hasn't won this year
>huuurrrr duuuurrrrr Hamilton Wins LOL

Kill yourselves 2bh

Is this track basically pole sitter wins?

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Does Haas have any chance of getting solid points this season?

Someone screen cap his sweatpant penis outline we need to do the math!

>>75119622
Can I say it when he wins this race leading every single lap?

just won big on ufc, what should i put winnings on

ham 1 vet 2?

>>75119635
Almost every track is like that.

>>75119576
Always so prepared euro-peru

>>75119664
That's the result I expect, not that I have a great track record

>>75119664
put the winnings IN your savings account desu

How can Haas finish the season when all of its crew gets conscripted to Syria?

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First ufc then f1
Weed water bread, early beautiful april

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I will host the F1 race and if you behave, also the MotoGp race later.

on twitch look for: archmageanthonidas

>>75119656
>Hamilton is tied in most wins
No
If he wins the race after yes you can then

>>75119656
implying he wont fuck up the start

>>75119693
gotta spend money to make money man

obviously not gunna put it all on

Does anyone play F1 Challenge 99-02 with a gamepad? How did you get around the sensitivity?
I've messed with Speed Sensitivity and Digital Steering and all that stuff but it still feels too snappy.

>>75119698
That's why they only hire foreigners.

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Worst helmet of 2017

>>75119700

Nice proxy Daryl

>>75119722
>gotta spend money to make money man

that's a poorfag mindset

MUH HAMILTON

>>75119708
>my side of the track was pretty damp, it really bogged me down at the start
>>75119722
Take put your initial stake, play and have fun with the rest

>Ted thinks he's a Kardashian and tried to give a security guard a can of coke

Good morning, /f1/.

Are Brazilians even allowed here?

Can someone post the MORE CYLINDERS meme?

>>75119736
Hamilton is worse by default.

>>75119744
>that's a poorfag mindset
is it yours then?

because you're objectively wrong

>>75119664
gimi

>>75119767
MUH V8

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What are some f1 approved snacks? Want to go buy something before the race starts

>>75119739
okay fine I will stop streaming then, you guys are getting on my nerves

>>75119765
No

>>75119795
Water and fresh air fritters.
Need to shed weight to make the weight limit

>>75119795
I'm having god tier Lidl paprika chips, I would assume they're a copy of Lays, so get those

>>75119795
Leftover stir fry + Diet Doctor Pepper

>>75119775
Hamilton's is one of the best

>>75119795
water and fruit you fat cunt

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>>75119795
PEKONISÄMPYLÄ

>this guy with the simpsons cellphone cover who thinks hes a journalist

lads/lad-a-zoids

I'm going to warch at least part of this race. Give me some tips to enjoy watching.

>>75119795
a full english breakfast

>>75119767
>>75119792

V6 a shit
4 cylinder a pleb

5 cylinder a angry cunt
5 cylinder turbos in 2021 imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlM3EmuQmS0

What can we do to make Mercedes leave f1?

Ted is such a pathetic shit-stirring excuse of a "journalist"

>>75119811

Yet here you are. I guess /f1/'s forgiven and forgotten.

>>75119859
ignore the race, greentext driver names in the thread

>>75119795
snacking is for fat cunts

>>75119843
what is in this
what is it made of
what does it taste like?

>>75119880

E D G E Y
D
G
E
Y

Is there any stream that is fast and HD?

>>75119795
always pizza

>>75119843

Those are hash browns

yes hello

>>75119906
c6469fe5c077142811e3efd72d5b27097aedf3d2

>>75119878
No we just ignore them

Is there a bingo this weekend?

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I guess I'm a good guy after all, stream is up again, enjoy or whatever...720p/30 fps, I do it for HER
on twitch: archmageanthonidas

>>75119924
yes, hello, where is bingo

>>75119924
greetings

>>75119931

We're not doing a good job then.

>>75119903
truth hurts lardass

any gay lads here haha

>I wince everytime
You mean cringe

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>>75119888
It's a bacon-cheese bun. It's basically bread with cheese and bacon on top. It tastes like pizza crust, bacon and cheese.

>>75119930
by fast I meant doesn't have terrible delay but no buffering one is better. I can live with delay

>35 mins
Time to open this wine!

singles and ALO gets a point

>WAGlad hasn't posted for a while

RIP WAGlad

smoking a blunt in t minus fifteen minutes if anyone wants to join

>>75119998
that sounds really nice finlandbro

I will definitely visit your country one day since the autism/introversion, freezing cold and alcoholism all appeal to me.

>>75119795
Spicy General Tso Chicken over white rice with a nice cold Dr. Pepper or Coke after a nice joint.

Just filtered my turps through a loaf of bread. Time to get shit faced

Ace keeps saying "cannot load transport file" what do lads :(

>>75120001
it works fine for me, is turkish internet 0.25mbs?

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/22478994

In case twitch is a cunt

>>75120029

Give me a quick rundown on this "Vettee"-guy.

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>>75120001
on twitch: archmageanthonidas

6 seconds delay, I'm doing my best for her

over 200 mph on the strait

wow! that's a lot of speed

>>75120054
No that one works fine, others don't.
I'm staying at a dorm, have 100mbps up and down, limited by cable.

>>75120064
Don't get b& pls

>>75119936
>>75120064
Got it in a human language?

>>75120068
Its slightly over 2 whole fasts

>>75120040
You can get those in Germany, too, since I bought them from Nazi Siwa AKA Lidl

can max beat daniel?

I just want a wet race lads

can I turn off the Buffering x% message in acestream? keeps popping up and is really, really annoying

2017 Porsche 919

>>75120102
tru

>the cars are sent out with their starting tyres on

Its like this is his first F1 race

vlc link?

Is the cheap Chinese paint in the pitlane rubbing off on the tyres?

>>75120102

If it rains it'll get red flagged which will be a load of shit. Old fashioned wet racing is dead.

>>75120076
ban it's up to you fellas, you're the only one I'm streaming for

>>75120083
Nope, even if I fiddle with the options it remains in my native glorious language, sorry

>>75120131
yup

>>75120097
works for me
ill probably be doing a big europe trip

ive never seen snow in my life so its all very exciting for me

acestream?

>>75120130
http://www.videolan.org/vlc/download-windows.html

>>75120099
Not a chance

Inters the right move? Doesn't look near bad enough for the full wets.

>>75120135
Well we don't speak pasta senpai. Appreciated though

can I turn off the toothpaste messages in this thread? keeps popping up and is really, really annoying

Guys my roommate wants to sleep (live in dorms) so I can't watch the race here.
Do I go to the laundry room and watch it like some weirdo or do I miss out on the memes for a night?

>Kimi in wet

I have already given up.

969dbafa76bbd0ca37d73629f392c83fcf9cc295

>>75120146
If I wasn't so afraid of snakes, I would visit Australia. It too would be exciting since I've never seen the sun.

>>75120148
read the thread fuckin retard

>>75120164
Do you not have a rec room or a common room?
Go there

I wish sky would put a countdown up so I can see which streams are fastest

Anyone know where Canadians can /bet/?

threadly reminder to just drive...

>>75120171
I'd get wet with Kimi if you catch my meaning.

>>75120160
Yes. Install 4chanX and go to filter settings

>>75120187
There's always people in there studying and I don't want to disturb them.

>>75120178
hmm if you dont walk through tall grass snakes dont really exist

ive seen 2 snakes and ive been here for 13 years

>>75120178
The sun is a lot more likely to get you than snakes are

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>>75120158
I will keep the stream up in case something happens on other streams so you can still watch the race, I do it for her

WET

good morning lads

>>75120171
you'd think his car would have given you a clue

>>75120209

Headphones??

>>75120212

t.snake

>>75120209
I'm assuming your on your laptop or something, just put headphones on

No problem

>>75120221
Shitty iPhone ones. I guess I can make do.

>>75119406
They couldn't have scheduled it one bong earlier? Who's benefiting from these time slots?

Whats the least delayed stream?

>>75120164
You're a weirdo for sitting in your dorm on a Saturday night

>Salo is the driver steward
GIMI WINS

>>75120215
appreciate it senpai

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>>75120215
Isn't Davide Valsecchi fucking her?

>>75120178
Unless you go semi rural you won't see snakes at all. Like that anon said, the sun/heat will get you unless you're in Melbourne in which case you'll be get BLACKED by niggers

>>75120235
but then I would have missed the end of the aussie supercars race

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>>75120235

I wonder

>>75120193
mine does, 22 mins now

>>75120235
The UK, its like 6:30am over there right now

>>75120242
I can't afford friends.

>>75119641
If the crappy engine doesn't blow, we'll make a nice step up this season.

>>75120250
This
FIA won't cuck their own racing series for their own series

for the non jews looking for sky sports F1 HD

4.50 lbs/mo https://fabiptv.com/index.php

>>75120265
Is it really that bad of an engine if Ferrari was able to win with it?

>>75120276
Please no VWL

>>75120064
grazie for the stream, you the real MVP

>>75120235
It should have been like a bong later. Qualy was an hour later, why is race earlier?

>>75120126
its like they should have used the last minutes to change into wets and do a very slow lap.
Win/win

>le 19th century mustache man

>>75120196
It's pretty much impossible to do in a way that's not legally grey, as Sport Select doesn't do F1 and that's pretty much the only completely legal way of doing sports bets in Canada.

There are quite a few international betting services which will take bets from Canada, although its a bit questionable as to how legal it is to use them.

cars are switching to supersofts lads

>>75120247
The only thing Davide is fucking are Formula Kino broadcasts

>>75120286
VWL?

2am races are comfiest to be honest with you familias

>>75120285
I think Ferrari sends Haas a different model. Probably the one manufactured in China.

>>75120276
>paying for a sketchy, likely illegal service that could disappear at any time

how about no

>>75120305
Are there any that I can actually fucking deposit to with my TD/CIBC account? They always block payments the fucking jews.

>>75120317
It's not paying, it's donating

>Lewis already going out on turn 15
heh

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>my heart is here, my competition is there

>>75120235
the chinks, the guys from f1latam said that f1 wants the chink money so bad

Damn, these weather is giving us a great picture. Look at that contrast, fellas. Like sex on the eyes.

Why the fuck does Brundle keep talking about money? Last race it was Force India and their pink sponsorship.

>>75120317
>being this jewish about 4.50lbs for HD reliable skysports
oy vey

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>tfw eating scrambled eggs with ham, a loaf of bread and an espresso at 00:43 just to see the world most expensive banners in a 2 hour procession

D R Y R A CE

>>75120331
Uh, sure. If you say so.

i bet will buxton has a tiny penis

he is so manic

>DC

is Channel 4 broadcasting this? acestream pls

>>75120331
t. daryl

>inters v slicks
Ted BTFO with his full wet vs inters speal earlier

>>75120246
No problem, my cat's name is also Mika just like Hakkinen, my mom was a big fan of him

>>75120247
He's in love with Guido Meda, the crazy motogp commentator guy(I will stream motogp too later)
on twitch: archmageanthonidas

>>75119664
put one aussie $ on hulkenberg just in case who knows

Good morning lads

what are you having for Breakfast

>dry race
GIMI btfo

goedemorgen dames en heren koeken en peren

>>75120337
>my heart is here, my competition is there
fucking Lauda, lul, truly no shit given

>>75120368

Oat meal

Watching this shit for the first time in like 3 years.

What to expect?

A big fat Brawn appears

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>>75120349
>It's a no one over takes anyone episode

I thought Bernie hired a new script writer for this season?

>>75120346
I'd pay way more for something official

is that overcast or smog?

>>75120327
No idea senpai, I don't really bother with online betting, too much effort. Surprised they wont accept a TD Debit Visa number though, if they're a site that takes Canadian bets.

>>75120368
I was thinking of taking some bread and butter out with a bit of ham or some of yesterday's pork

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>>75120368

>>75120400
Both

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Lads I miss being in Shanghai, it was so comfy there, specially going to the circuit by metro

>>75120355
first race C4 does is Bahrain

>>75120388
>i can only buy things sanctioned by schlomo and the gang

NIGGER is on SS

>>75120368
Left over streusselkuchen.

>>75120383

Except nothing

>>75120400
Smog
80+% humidity
No helicopter so dead drivers if there is a crash

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>>75120348
I'm sure we both did this several times while we watched Montoya get his engine btfo for several years.

>>75120368
Weed and root beer

Martin has no grace

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>do you know the guy
>no

Grorious Chinese anthem.

>>75120402
I get the impression it's my bank blocking it, not the websites.

>>75120400
it's Shanghai, do you really need to ask that

>got 3 hours of sleep

JUST!

GLORY TO COMMUNISM

best anthem coming through

what a shitty heart

>>75120416
more like I don't like people that think they're important enough to deserve $$$ for illegally hosting TV streams

>>75120383
No passing

China will grow larger

CUTE
U
T
E

>>75120368
Rum and coke, spicy ass buffalo chicken strips (it's 2247 right now).

Comfy Simpsons episode before the race

>>75120437
Oh fair enough, yeah a lot of banks here seem to be a bit shit for it. I don't think there's much you can do about that.

>>75120440
t. Kiwi's 90% of the year watching F1

Why wasn't Hamilton wearing the cap while listening to the anthem? who taught him education?

>even the national anthem performance in CHYNA uses child labour
sides.exe not found

BOW TO YOUR COMMUNIST LEADERS

bretty sweet anthem
fuck communism tho

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>>75120291
you are el welcome my el friend
on twitch: archmageanthonidas

>>75120440
>got 0 hours of sleep

FUCK

>>75120440
>staying up late
time to grow up !

my ACE stream isnt giving me video
please tell me I don't have to start up my TV and watch ziggo

>>75120416
>paying for something that has no guarantee of running at all and you can't then demand your money back if shit goes wrong or the service isn't good at all
fuck that, pay2pirate is one of the most retarded shit ever

calling both McHondas retire because of electrical issues. One on the warmup lap, one within the first 5 laps of the race

Shanghai or Hong Kong. Which one wins?

I LOVE COMMUNISM

>I <3 SH

That doesn't seem particularly patriotic

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>>75120368
Kaffee, mein Freund

>8 hours of sleep
>breakfast in bed
>already half-stiffy so glorious fap after the race or during a red flag
comfy

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>tfw no Chinese gf

>>75120452
this is beyond normal judaism, this is advanced homosexuality

>>75120478
Sure?

>>75120468
she is smearing her menstrual blood all over the car

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>tfw ustream is too high def for your internet

>>75120368
popcorn and beer here
coming up on 0200 here, so

Why do any of you get excited for a wet race?

It just gets safety car'd immediately, no actual wet racing happens anymore

>>75120473
>caring about losing 4.50lbs
i thought you kicked the jews out

>>75120425
>>75120453
/goes back to praying for more rain/

Amx will pull a Gimi at 05 suzuka.

Screencap this.

EH SERGEY?

>>75120506
new rules this year retard

>>75120490
chinese girls are nasty, mate

>>75120506
Brazil was kinda fun

>homosexual russian meerkats
Russia fuming

>>75120463
>not using child labor in 2017
wew.bat

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

10 BINGS REMAINING

>>75120506
https://www.formula1.com/en/video/2017/4/F1_explained__2017%27s_new_wet-weather_start_rules.html

>>75120516

get lucky with his faster opponent getting a bullshit penalty?

Kvyat on torpedo watch

>formulaE battery can light a bulb for 2 years
I was expeting way more t b h

>>75120520
Korean=Japanese>>>Chinese

>>75120491
dang bro you got me

>>75120468
Are women even physically able to drive these new cars? I doubt it.

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>>75120519
can someone recap them/link ?

>>75120526
Repeat

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>gay fur commercial

1 mad max
2 massa
3 $tro££

>>75120490
just rub some pots and pans on your dick

you'll get plenty of ping pong ching chong

Kvyat's grid girl :3

>>75120490
CHING CHOG PING PONG

>>75120547
bad meme

>>75120539
remember it's only half a race

>you will never have a qt chubby faced chinese grill

>Chinese waving non-Chinese flags "Made in China"
I think that's rather hilarious.

Singles for HAM and VET crash turn 1, Kvyat 3rd

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>>75120531
>>75120544
thx<3

canada about to /stroll/ to pole position

>>75120542
If that effeminate faggot Hamilton can, anyone else can.

>>75120368
>breakfast
>mfw

How many full minutes until rain?

>>75120430
We need to spend our national funds getting some random rolo paydriver on a shitty backmarker team

>>75120508
>arguing about how I'm losing money by not "investing it" in a "good scheme"
>using the jew card after that
You're no longer jew tier, this is gypsy scam at the tourist hotspot tier.

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Who /comfy/ here?

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overwhelming feeling of accomplishment for waking up early on a sunday morning lads

>>75120531
>rules
>explained in a video
neck yourself

rain in 5

>>75120540
pretty much

>>75120542
most male F1 drivers are effeminate twinks. if they can drive F1 cars, so can my little sister desu

>robot massaging max ad
L-lewd

>No rain
And i woke up for this

>>75120577
Jesus, get our of bed. There is no way you will stay awake like that.

>DANK AND MISERABLE

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woke up just in time

>>75120571
>he didn't sleep all day in preparation for the 00:00 race start
Typical leaf.

how many bings until race?

who /2am/ here

>>75120573
5 MIN
forever and ever
it'll rain in 5 min

S L I C K S

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I love the gay meerkats :3

>An actual wet race
Who is going to wreck themselves?

>>75120578
don't you have mandatory early morning prayers anyway?

>toro rosso in charge of not blowing up

>>75120578
Great job Piere

>le Vettel is good in the rain maymay

>all those Asian grid girls

UH WHERE IS THE DIVERSITY?

>>75120595
It's already 9 and I'm not in bed.

>I always sometimes feel

>>75120413
the pollution makes it uncomfy desu

>>75120607
$tro££

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>>75120607
Gimi and Bottas

>>75120607

all the pay drivers

>>75120607
whoever doesn't check himself first

>mwl

Can some Finnish person make a race thread please?

>>75120577
>subwoofer on the cabinet
Do you even audiophile?

>>75120606
England YES!

dubs and gimmi will win :DDD

I'll be very disappointed if not a single driver starts on wets

>>75120607
AMX will choke like he did in Monaco last year

>>75120629
Pls no ;_;

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>finally bothered sorting Acestream
>Essay due tomorrow finished
>Surround sound
>42 inch TV
>fiance about to dish up dinner
>being this comfy

>>75120603
me senpai

Boston, MA (Brighton)

>>75120601
5 bings


on twitch: archmageanthonidas

>>75120586
But they do have some serious musculature at least in their necks. I doubt many women are able to develop their neck muscles enough to withstand the g forces of these new cars.

>>75120614
>You now remember his first win for toro rosso in Monza.

Why do you doubt him? Is it because he's a white German male?

>>75120607
Not fully wet, but I've got a couple of quid on fat John losing his marbles and being first retirement.

lähdetään gimi

>>75120633
had a GF from sri lanka, she was hairy but cute

>hype montage

just got duck skin from it lads desu

>that high pitch V10 scream
fugg my childhood :DD

> dat Ferrari tribute clip
WEW

>>75120577
>that low quality audio
>that 2008 TV
How does it feel being so poor?

>>75120645
have fun lad

New thread
New Thead


>>>/trash/
>>>/trash/
>>>/trash/
>>>/trash/

>>75120603
me

im drinking a coke and smoking some weed

>>75120627

I didn't notice anything weird while I was there desu

>/f1/ dickrides a guy who got outqualified two out of two times by fucking Marcus Ericsson
explain yourself

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>>75120608
>mfw my money is paying your internet so you can shitpost

>>75120649
but >muh brakes

good morning

>>75120651
If it was an actual wet race it'd be red flagged/safety car.

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Who /food/ here?