/heem/ - The GOAT returns

>desu
nu-chan out

wrestling threads belong on
>>>/asp/

Does Chris Weidman have cte?

DC going to look pretty silly when he gets BTFO again but at least he'll get paid

DC with the heat
Jones looks shook and lacking academics.

Can't wait to see DC destroy him.

SHOOK

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wow guys what a great event

so entertaining

FUCK NEW YORK
FUCK THIS """"""""""CARD""""""""
FUCK THIS """""""""SPORT""""""""
FUCK WMEIMG
AND FUCK YOU

>>75119008
>Jon gonna kill DC when he comes back desu
What is he gonna get doped up and drive into him?

>the hooverville that is the LHW division

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>Shogun Rua
>#5
>LHW division

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>Gustafsson beats Teixeira
>both of them retire

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>>75119008

Rumble lost 5 times to rear meme choke

>good rookie squash and promo
>nice angle
>good fight and promos
based dana mcmahon

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>>75119078
>Jones looks shook

motivated bones will murder DC even worse than last time

>Always bet on DC

Anyway terrible night.

>>75119008
Who?

thank you goldie

CHRIS WEEDMAN BTFO
ANTHONY JOHNSON GONE
LHW DIVISION BARREN AS FUCK

DANA WHITE ON SUICIDE WATCH

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how many /cried/?

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Where were Rumble's coaches?

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GUYS GUYS GUYS

WHAT DID (((THEY))) OFFER RUMBLE?

WHAT IS HIS NEW JOB?

>>75119114
Based Tito

>>75119118
top kek

The LHW division is in absolute shambles. It's almost like karma considering how stacked it was back in the day.

Any thoughts on what Rumble is going to do?

>No I WON'T, BACK DOWN

...

>backs down

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>tfw forced to throw a fight on short notice to a notorious faggot
>can't live with the guilt of throwing a fight in the sport you love and decided to retire
>not being able to invite your friends and family or tell your coaches because of the short notice
>everyone thinks you're a retard because you lost to dc twice

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>w-where are my coaches
>wheres Henry
>I dont know where Henry is

Man fuck Henry

>>75119085
Some of the best entertainment

Hands down

>>75119147
they took off because they knew he threw the fight

I ain't saying the main event was fixed.

But it was fixed

>>75119147
Cashing in their bets on DC

>"replays should be everywhere"
>cameras should be everywhere
>wanting to live in a society like 1984

>craziest sport of all time

Wasn't Rumble talking about fighting Stipe after winning? I think he just couldn't handle losing again and decided to quit last minute

Thank god 211 is spicy as fuck because these last two have been awful.

>>75119147
they rage quit him tbqh

Did Rumble throw the fight after seeing DC was the underdog and knowing he wants to retire? Would explain his coaches not wanting to be there and his line about telling people to not come to his fight

Ever notice how all the hack coaches are named "Henry"

Btw was it ever determined how DC lost that weight in those 30 mins? It can't be a shit. I doubt the towel theory too.

>>75119175
makes more sense than using that fuckin retarded gameplan

>>75119188
yes

>>75119148
blacked.com

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This is my yard now. And this right here,is my dick now.

>>75119085
d#mn that was quick

>>75119192
he took jon's dick out of his mouth

>>75119108
Nobody in the UFC who sounds smart ends up likable

It's just not allowed

>>75119147
selling gym memberships to people in the crowd

>>75119165
>Henry? I....W-why???Why have you forsaken me....

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Goobz may actually be the only stable source of entertainment left in the UFC. Everything else about this semen-slurping sport has turned to shit.

>>75119192
jump in a sauna or epsom bath

AYO MY NIGGA DERRICK GOT THE HOOK UP ON THESE USED CARS YO.

FUCK MMA, IMMA SLANG THESE USED CARS DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YALL

>>75119188
Yup. He put all his money on DC to win via sub in the second.

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In hindsight, why wasn't DC -300

>Tfw stayed away from putting anything on the fight although I was sure DC would sub him again

>>75119212
Conor runs this shit

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>The last 8/10+ card was 205 (arguably 206)

Holy shit lads, I don't know if I can take this anymore

Next card will be a dud

>>75119202
He should have stood in the center of the ring for 8 minutes before speaking.

>>75119192
>30 minutes

try 2 minutes, he put some weight on the towel whilst on the scale

>people here didn't put a cheeky fiver on DC

>>75119202
Cringing.

>>>/asp/

What will Chris Knee'dman do now?

>>75119150
Kek

Is there a division that isn't fucked?

>>75119182
it was planned. he even said in the interview that his coaches knew about his decision

Rumble's new job is at BLACKED.COM, Helwani just confirmed on twitter

how you want your division pham?

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what a cuck

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Chris Weidman was the one who should have retired with how hard he was slurring in there.

BASED DC WORKING THE OBESE SMARKS

LUKE IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVewiRXRruI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVewiRXRruI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVewiRXRruI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVewiRXRruI

>>75119227
>205 was 8/10
>206 (arguably) better
>next card is a dud

You are fucking retarded. 205 was mediocre and 206 was head and shoulders above it

Do you even watch the fights?

>>75119227
207 was perfectly good

And whilst recent PPVs have sucked all of the fight nights have been super fun

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>>75119226
>>75119212
reminder that win or lose Conor always gives you your money's worth

which is especially nice when you don't even pay for this shit. infinite ROI

>>75119221
>TFW you might buy a certified preowned Prius from Rumble.

mma is pretty lame without steroids

Good for Rumble to put DC over in his last fight

:^)

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>>75119237
ufc events now belong on >>>/asp/

>>75119148
seriously what is his new job?

>>75119212
the cody/cruz/dilly rivalry triangle is the only thing left in the sport worth watching

anyone else though that Rumble was going to come out as gay in his post fight speech?

UFC 211 will be good.
Let's be honest, the only PPVs that should exist are those that are headlined by a Heavyweight championship fight.

>>75119227
206 was amazing. The Fox card with Mighty Mouse is going to be absolutely spicy because that's how the mma gods work. 211 will be a decent 7/10

>>75119244
LW, WW, and MW are all stacked

>>75119275
i wana see rockhold bisking again

>>75119276
>Rogan: Why were you clinching with him Anthony?

>Rumble: I wanted that dick Joe.

>>75119232

I lost every bet tonight but I put a tenner on DC and won it all back and more

>>75119276
Only you. You might be gay yourself.

>>75119212
Conor is the only one with prestige and pageantry
Everyone else is pretty meh in those regards, despite being awesome fighters

>>75119148
Probably WWE but hopefully
>>75119200

Rumble deserves to be put out to stud. He earned that shit

>>75119281
>1 ppv every 1.5 years

>>75119245
Mark Henry too ashamed to be shown in the octagon he left the stadium

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>>75119257
stopped watching that arrogant prick when I realized he was actually retarded. I suggest you ignore him as well.

I felt really sad when Rumble asked for his coaches but they left :'(

>>75119122

In what parallel universe was that fight "murder"?

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>>75119260
>205 was mediocre

Heem thyself

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>>75119303

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>>75119302

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Post-retirement reminder that Rumble lost every single fight where his opponent got at least 1 (one) takedown. In a deeper weight class, he'd have been considered a heavier Melvin Guillard.

>>75119276
thought so when he teared up ye

>>75119202
this whole weekend was mandrama and fixed. ufc is owned by an entertainment org now lol.

>>75119303
the best fight on the card desu senpai

>>75119326
Youre right, it was complete shit

>>75119303
thats actually disgusting

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>Mfw your coaches are so ashamed of you they're not even in the octagon when you retire

>>75119317
Henry Hooft, seems like a dick desu

>>75119321
it's only because he's married to a brown

DC wins and now the fight is a fix. I'm sure the broken nose was unintended or cgi.

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wtf AJ threw the fight on purpose, I lost money

>>75119237
UFC is glorified mandrama.

>>75119324
It wasn't murder, but he humiliated him for 5 rounds.

>>75119331
How does Maywedder deal with this caliber of mewvement?

>shook Jon
>BTFO Rumble so bad he cried and retired

How based can one man be?

>>75119317
>Mark Henry
>Rumble
Wrong loser, loser.

>>75119323
We can assume that rumbles went into this knowing that he will throw. His coaches were probably pissed at him for wasting their time.

>>75119335
He should have just become a kickboxer, the heavier weightclasses in GLORY have even less talent

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>>75119328

>>75119192
>doubt the towel theory
try weighing and then putting a finger on top of something, now Cormier put both his hands on top of the towel, he cheated and the NYSAC didn't do shit about it

Fellas, why would rumble sabotage himself l like this? Feels sad man.

wtf I hate Rumble now

IMAGINE being WME-IMG right now
>Condor's spread his wings and flown away
>Ronder got klobbered
>Almost every show this year has underdelivered, especially compared to an absolutely brilliant 2016

FUCK THIS GAY SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEN IS CONNOR MCGREGOR COMING BACK

>>75119354
No it isn't. It's what you mandrama watching losers say to try justifying watching a show for kids.

>>75119381
It's incredible how well they timed the sale

>>75119383
Never. Now leave.

Luke Thomas is implying Johnson threw the fight

>>75119311
You can thank Cain for that.

>>75119157
Either cop, firefighter or preacher.

Maybe being a father... the toughest job of all! Does he have kids?

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>>75119374

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>>75119366
holy shit

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>>75119008

You now remember when Weidman said he wanted to fight Jon Jones

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SENIOR CITIZEN STRANGLES SCARIEST STRIKER, SWEARS AT SUSPENDED SEX PILL SWALLOWER

>>75119381
How has 210 under-delivered exactly?

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>DC allowed to miss weight
>Fighter with implants allowed to fight even though it's against the rules
>New rules fucking everything up
>Poor-ass WME putting on thin cards
>Rumble quitting because the pay ain't worth the risk
>Rogaine sperging out over bullshit again
>WMMA
>Even Rumble misses Goldie
At least we got a couple winners

>>75119366
still a dick thing to do

>>75119397
He might as well have.

>>75119321
The fuck? Does he even watch MMA?

>>75119378
>bet on the other fighter
>take a dive
>make good money

>>75119383
he's finished. retired. are you new?

>>75119397
He's right. He was paid to throw the fight to set up the DC-JJ mandrama showdown. Why else would he "retire" after this?

Post yfw JDS heems Stipeh

What a crazy night

I haven't even been able to keep up with the threads

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>DOM: What's interesting is th-
>ANIK: BUD LIGHT!
>JOE: Yeah I really thought it wa-
>ANIK: BUD LIGHT!
>DOM: Umm yeah I-
>ANIK: BUD LIGHT!
>JOE: I-
>ANIK: METRO PCS BUD FUCKING LIGHT!

Why is he so awful?

>>75119391
they've been around long enough to know the boom and bust cycles

smart move to finally make a profit on it

will probably buy it back for 1 billion in two years when it's back in the gutter due to WME desperation

What does it feel like to be abandoned by your coaches?

>>75119383
>>/box/

>>75119426
>to set up the DC-JJ mandrama showdown.
No you idiot

>>75119391
The Fertitta's are genuinely superb businessmen.

>>75119378
- Never had a stable camp, how many times have those non-ATT camps in Florida imploded?
- Probably got his shit embezzeled by sleazy shitcoaches, happens all the time
- Decided to quit and find stability, probably bet on DC too, let's be honest
-

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>>75119403

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what is this guys problem?

rumble threw both title fights, he himself said he doesn't give a fuck about mma

>>75119426
>Why else would he "retire" after this?
that is literally the only scenario in which the fighter retiring would be highly unlikely, ffs.

>>75119386
lmao the only people who have ever drawn for shit in the UFC are the ones who cut WWE tier promos and you fucking know it.

>>75119407
ahhahahha nice gif

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>Cote and Rumble retiring in the same night

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>casual brother tells me to bet on cormier + moose to win in round 2
>call him a cunt
>he insists

fookin hell hes making all my bets from now on

>>75119383
>MMA didn't exist before 2015

>>75119408
It was a Bellator-tier clownshow that makes UFC look like even more of a joke!

>>75119409
WME will be looking to sell the UFC, i feel it

>>75119426
He's been talking about retiring early for the past year

>>75119454
Stop responding to me you wwe watching manchild.

>>75119449
he is a literal fag

>(Johnson) appeared in the 2011 film Warrior as a fighter named Orlando "Midnight" Lee.

He's going to Hollywood

>>75119303
>>75119328
>>75119374
>>75119403
>>75119448
Same grip but you can break someone's nose the same way

Waiting for UFC's first nose breaker RNC

>>75119449
he thinks drugs are enlightening, but they really just make you stupid and ignorance = bliss. he's a drug addled dunce.

>>75119449
He desperately transparently wishes he could've either been a fighter or a ufc official

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Did Rumble's coaches leave because they realised just how bad that gameplan was?

>We'll wrestle the wrestler
I don't get it desu. He engaged the clinch that allowed DC to get his takedown and from there Rumble basically let him have his way. He didn't fight it much. I just don't get it. I thought Overeem running from Miocic was bad but at least you can make sense of that because of his chin. Rumble not striking though? eh

>>75119321
I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>75119476
I don't watch wwe shit for brains.

thomas is saying rumble threw the fight

>>75119457
Cote makes sense, he has been fighting for a long time and has taken a lot of damage.

what if rumble bet the house on dc?

>>75119449
He has to sit next to Jon Anik

Guys..

If you're paid to throw a fight then you don't kick the other guy in the face and break his nose

>>75119461
I think you owe him a brojob

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Made a mistake of not betting a house on Charles

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>Goobz vs X
>Silly Dilly vs Garbradnt
>DC vs Jones
Velasquez vs Werdum

Damn this sport is dead, only fights worth a watch atm

>>75119471
>clownshow
I don't see how other than the Weidman stuff which to me was a clear Mousasi win.

>>75119085

You now remember all the idiots who thought Weidman was GOAT at MW because he beat up an old man.

>>75119175
I don't think it was fixed by the UFC, I think Rumble just threw the fight.

It's like he didn't even try.

>>75119471
this

that was an awful card, not a single legitimately good fight

>>75119502
whelp

>>75119449
his edible was wearing off

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>Ref makes a mistake
>You lose the fight

>>75119492
Cuck Thompson is just mad his bull looked like a chump

>>75119500
Literally this.
Also, why would he throw instead of retiring as champion?
Something is up.

>>75119500
>break olympic wrestlers nose
>hurr durr go for takedown

>>75119513
Rumble tried to kick his head off for sure

but i doubt his heart was in it for the long haul

>>75119504
kebab vs fergie would be worth watching if it ever happened

>>75119489
he threw the fight

>>75119473
Me too. I have no idea how they'll make it profitable enough to pay off $100 million in interest with the quality in the shitter and zero big stars. I think they'll try and flip it for a loss out of desperation.

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>Be feared striker
>Decide to wrestle

It was really clear he was never gonna keep that up for 25 minutes let alone 3. DC's easiest fight. Even easier than Anderson Silva who came in on 2 days notice.

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>>75119449
He has a strong sense of justice.

A true Renaissance man.

Rumble is one of my favorite fighters of all time but good lord he is the definition of a bully. He quits every single time he's in a bad position and he doesn't get his way. holy fuck

Did anyone really enjoyed this card?

I found it shit from top to bottom.Cote vs Alves was unironically the FOTN

>>75119449
>5'5
>173cm
>shorter than Goober
That's his problem

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What did Rumble mean by this?

https://twitter.com/MFG16/status/850924289138216960

brings a tear to my eyes

>>75119489
>>75119535
this desu

very cringeworthy to watch

> rumble gets hit with big right hand
> starts shooting afterwards

It's obvious, win or lose, he didn't want to take damage. Not everybody likes getting hit hard in the face. Even big scary dudes.

>>75119529
this, anyone who thinks he didnt throw this fight is assuming he is pants on head retarded, which he isnt as evidenced by him retiring while he can still remember his street address

Anthony Johnson

Forever known as that guy who KO'd #2-#5 ranked guys but threw his last fight.

>>75119523
I have 0 interest in this fight. Even Rumble wrestlefucked Manuwa. DC would kill him.

>>75119473
They are fucked, if they look to sell now so soon after buying it'll reek of "we fucked up with this purchase" and no one will go near it.

>>75119540
Literally this. Rumble is a beast but he just doesn't have heart. Maybe that's why he's retiring.

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Weidman looks like complete shit, his career is over, so is memebois

thank you goldie

>>75119536
>>75119473
WME is banking on a monster TV deal when it comes up for renegotiation

even with PPV #s in the shitter and no stars they might still get it because cable TV is so desperate for live programming because it's the only think that guarantees audiences

Why didn't Chris Weidman retire?

>>75119525
Chris thought it was an illegal win and was sitting down, ready to get his DQ. Hes done. He would have lost regardless. He got into the situation because he was losing the second.

>>75119490
diversity for diversities sake takes jobs from people who are potentially more qualified. hiring someone because of their gender is sexist and hiring someone because of the color of their skin is racist.

>>75119345
i've met him, he's a real hardass

>>75119571
a good legacy desu

>>75119540
he broke dc's nose but decided to wrestle for some reason..

>>75119578
he was in it for the money

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>>75119008

You're delusional if you think Jones isn't going to get his ass beat out of the sport

>>75119525
>tell the doctors you cant go on, thinking it is a NC
>turns out the knee was legal and you are TKO'd instead

where were you when jews paid 4B just to burn mma to the ground?

>>75119579

can't believe it ended this way....

they two ayran princes...one losing to a nigger and the other to a mudslime

THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR GREAT WHITE HOPE

>>75119579
He's a juicehead that beat deflated old Brazilians

Jones vs Gus 2
DC vs Manuwa

put it on the same card.

Whats the record for most retirements in one night?

>>75119594
Why would you think DC could beat Jones when he's 2 years older?

>>75119594
I think Jones is gonna get exposed by somebody in the next couple years too but his dead eyes do make me feel like he might actually murder DC, maybe if he gets spit on or something.

>>75119582
What else is he going to do for a living, hang out with Longo and Serra all day?

>>75119531
You right. He just let DC yank his head up for that rear-naked choke though. I'm stunned he clinched as much as he did.

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>>75119409
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI

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Why is Conrad McGrubber so entertaining?

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>>75119600
>they two ayran princes...one losing to a nigger and the other to a mudslime

Keep the butthurt flowing. You will always be a mental manlet.

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>>75119600

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Hola gringo I'm here to pick yo son up for our fuckin' date. Don't you worry señor anon imma suck his dick real good.

>>75119594
DC shouldn't you be out celebrating? Kind of pathetic to win the biggest fight of your life then go straight back to your hotel room and shitpost

>>75119606
they will do cormier and jones again

>>75119554
Unironically yes.
It would have been a great fox card but instead we have a 6 or 7 out of 10 ppv

>>75119579
His wins over Anderson were not flukes. Rockhold, Romero and Mousasi would all beat Anderson, too.

>>75119508
Anyone who doesn't like Weidman is a dirty, America hating liberal

>>75119584
But he's arguing that there are people hiring people of the same race/gender because they are of the same race/gender, which is discriminatory against those of other races/genders.

If you have white men running things, it's not surprising to see white men in other positions. Same goes for if you have black women or gay Asians, whatever. Diversity at the top leads to diversity among the workers.

>>75119599
I was sitting at home when mordecai ring
hello
yes
mma is belong me now goyim
pls no
yes gibe shekels
gib last shekel
fucking goldstein did it again
overdose on smegmabutter

>>75119607
ufc 200 everyone's career ended

>>75119554
DC's interview saved it.

>>75119594
>can't roind
>can't poke eyes
>has fought once in the last 2 years and looked like shit against fucking #9
DC is straight up going to kill him, isn't he?

>>75119627
Were you gonna post this on /pol/?

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>>75119624

DELET THIS

>>75119525
>milk a strike because you think it was illegal
>suddenly you discover it's not illegal at all
>wait ref, now I'm good to go!

>Every time when a card ends casuals always spouting about how MMA is doomed cause le leprechaun irish man wasn't on the card

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TALK SHIT NOW, FAGGOTS.

>T-THIS TIME

ALL ABOUT THAT CAKE, SON

>>75119654
>>has fought once in the last 2 years and looked like shit against fucking #9

like he's going to take out his Cormier hate on poor OSP. he basically mercy fought him

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LINK TO PRESSER

LIVE IN 5 BINGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGkg4RENSuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGkg4RENSuw
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>>75119600
Moose is Christian ya goof.

Weidman wanted to win by DQ

Unfortunately for him the moose was loose and the strikes were legal.

>>75119666
DC, proving chubby cheaters can still win!

why should knees even be illegal when you have both hands on the ground?

>>75119554
I enjoyed that chick fight .

Weedman fight was good until MUH KNEES TO DA HEAD

>>75119654
OSP was #6 at the time and Jones 50-45 him and broke his arm after a long ass layoff yet people still say Jones looked like shit. I don't understand.

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>>75119654
>Mfw 189ers (you) have only seen Jones fight once

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>>75119666
>j-jon jones

>>75119680
because mma rules are arbitrary and stupid to please know nothing commissions and politicians

>>75119634
How can you still respect Weidman after tonight? Dude abused the new rule, said he couldn't fight any more to the doctor and once it all blew up in his face, he pretended like he wanted to carry on the entire time. He's pathetic and no longer my boy.

>>75119665
>implying
Goob was a cringey faggot and pretty much everyone is glad Floyd's finally going to end his meme """"career""""

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>>75119666
Blessed be my unholy trips. You all thought I was lying when I said DC would retire Fumble Johnson

>>75119676
true, weidman doesn't seem mentally strong...he was just desperate for a win to make himself think he's 'back'

>>75119607
who cares?
fighters get shit pay, they retire
if GSP really comes back that will effectively be the last UFC fight.
Conor already gone.
No one else left, no one that matters, anyway.
(No offense, MM.)

Anyone else find DC absolutely hilarious after the fight

Him doing that shit of all people was joke, it's like he doesn't realise what he's doing sometimes

UFC 210

Attendance: 17,110 (sell out), $2M gate (highest in KeyBank Center history)

FOTN: Shane Burgos v Charles Rosa
POTN: Gregor Gillespie and Charles Oliveira

wh-where the post fight bunda at

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I have a genius idea: put Rockhold and Weidman in the Light Heavyweight division.

>>75119680
Because Americans can't handle such graphic violence. Now if you'll excuse us, we have to get back to blowing up browns.

>dc and rumble 1.2lbs weird scale
>rumble throws fight
rigged

>>75119701
The ref's not allowed to use replay. Should've been a dq. I should have won all 4 of my bets instead of just 3.

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>>75119680
some round eye bullshit

>>75119712
i like how DC shit talked Rumble right after Rumble retired

>>75119636
He's establishing a supposition as fact. As are you. People who are hired on their merit #1 and their interest/passion/knowledge for the sport they're covering. That's how it should be. Why would MMA media, of all things, be better with less white people? Why would it be better with more women or colored people? Maybe women and people of color aren't that interested in covering MMA. MAYBE the ones that are happen to be less qualified that their white male counterparts.

>>75119600
ARMENIANS ARE CHRISTIAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75119694
>all this projecting
He's a cheat, deal with it.

>>75119685
the woman fight was terrible bro

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There was no controversy in the Weidman - Mousasi fight.

Weidman told the doctor he couldn't continue. Then he found out the knees were legal, then he said he wanted to keep fighting. That's not how it works. Mousasi wins by TKO cause Weidman gave up initially.

>DC told Rumble it was his last time cutting to 205 as a joke
>Rumble knew deep inside.

>>75119695
>dude nearly missed weight going into a fixed fight
cake addicts make me sick

Tom Petty called and told Weidman to stop using his music.

>>75119707
he's literally a guy who got into fighting because he was an abused child - what can you expect, ffs?

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>>75119624
moose is just a tan good boy

CYNTHIA BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ4q8ODJYDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ4q8ODJYDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ4q8ODJYDA

>>75119676
So much this

Mousasi even offered him a rematch and was very fair while he acted like a concussed bitch

He better apologize in the presser

>>75119734
DC is a cheater

>>75119734
You're still a 189er

>>75119730
>no elbows
What did Japs mean by this?

>>75119731
Yeah that's the thing. It was kind of a dick-ish thing to do but it's like he has no clue it was that bad

>>75119750
>trying this hard to not get put on a list

too late

>>75119726
the video of DC's weight cut, the NY commission guys cheering was very strange

Who else /dissapointed/ here?

>>75119623
Because you are a mandrama fag.

is dc the worst LHW champ in history?

>never actually beat the champ for the belt
>lost to gus
>cheated to make weight
>laid on a 40 year old MW for 15 mins and still got hurt
>defended belt twice against the dumbest, mentally weakest fighter in recent memory

>>75119757
let me suck yo dick muddafucka

>>75119750
He wears a cross quite a bit. Thought it was easy to figured out he wasn't a muzzie

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>>75119743
the towel thing is hard to perfect, he just did it to fix the weigh, didnt know they fixed the scale for him already

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>>75119764
Stay mad.
Stay cucked.
Stay projecting.

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>>75119303
>>75119328
>>75119374
>>75119403
Judo coach?

>>75119779
>lost to gus

Now this is just dumb

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>DC retired Rumble

best timeline

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>>75119779
>>defended belt twice against the dumbest, mentally weakest fighter in recent memory

SEETHING

If Jones never lost to Jones he would be the GOAT

>>75119789
You're not even denying it.

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>>75119554
>Magomed Bibulatov def.Jenel Lausa - boring
>Katlyn Chookagian def.Irene Aldana - very boring
>Desmond Green def. Josh Emmett - boring
>Gregor Gillespie def. Andrew Holbrook - alright, quick tko
>Patrick Cummins def. Jan Błachowicz - decent
> Shane Burgos def. Charles Rosa - good
> Kamaru Usman def. Sean Strickland - lame Strickland didn't do anything and Usman couldn't put him away
>Myles Jury def. Mike De La Torre - good
>Charles Oliveira def. Will Brooks - good
> Thiago Alves def.Patrick Côté - good
> Cynthia Calvillo def. Pearl Gonzalez - good, I enjoy women's grappling
>Gegard Mousasi def. Chris Weidman - decent until that shitshow with stupid knee rules
>Daniel Cormier (c) def. Anthony Johnson - lame, what the fuck was Rumble doing

Overall 4/10, nothing really memorable

>>75119707
He has no cardio. You can't be strong without cardio and cardio is genetic beyond a certain point.

>>75119789
t. increasingly nervous towelboy dickrider

i would easily defeat cormier in a fight, he looks like a fatty to me

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>>75119712
DC reminds me of the main guy in the band Muse. they're both on the spectrum, methinks

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>>75119600
This is a cross you dumb cunt

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>>75119805
stay mad

>>75119805
>>projecting
It means you want me to be a 189er, since otherwise you have literally nothing to say to me to soothe that SEETHING butthurt.

>>75119720
Rockhold would have to wait till DC retires since they are teammates

>>75119680
Because having both hands on the ground is the universal sign for buttsex, not rammed in the head with knees.

>>75119777
I think it's fair to say anyone who is a fan of MMA is disappointed with tonight.

Hell I think it's fair to say we've been disappointed since WME took over, if not before then.

I bet even Rogan hangs it up inside of 6 months.

>>75119730
Sergei is tough as nails. His hand got shattered there.

Rumble finna come back in a few years when Jones is champ.

Realistically who would he fight next? He's cleaned out everyone else in the division.

I hope Mousasi BTFO of wideman at the presser for being a flopping bitch

>>75119720
luke is done.
the chris, too, really

>>75119815
>my boy just won
>nervous
t.SEETHING

>>75119749
good point

>>75119833
Shouldn't you be watching WWE?