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OFFICIAL UFC 210: CORMIER VS. JOHNSON 2 THREAD #9

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What's next for his career after #kneegate
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>coral springs
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HE TOOK HIM DOWN

DC BTFO
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every single time Joe says "he got hurt" nothing then happens
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[HOLDS YOU FOR 25 MINUTES]

[HOLDS YOU FOR 25 MINUTES]

[HOLDS YOU FOR 25 MINUTES]
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>>75118231
FUCK SHWAB
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>>75118231
Buffalo, NY everybody!
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10-9 rumble
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>>75118231
Who gives a fuck about kneegate what is rumble doing
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Suicide
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>Rumble becoming a wrestler
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>rumble
>what is distance
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>*takes you down after the bell*
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rumble trying to hug and blacksplode
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>legal knee
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>>75118231
> all this wrestle fucking

i closed out the stream and will now be refreshing /heem/ every 10 minutes for updates
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RUMBLE STOP CLINCHING

REEEEEEEEEEE
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who the fuck won that round
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rogan doesnt understand a lot of strategies this card
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>>75118231
>Essentially the old definition still applies with an exception that for a hand to make a fighter grounded, both palms, both fists, or a palm and a fist must be touching the canvas.

Fingers on the ground don't count
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STOP
FUCKING
HUGGING
HM
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Does Rumble have the lowest fight IQ?
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For LHW and HW they need to have three man fights
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>The fatass is doing the 5 round hugfest again
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>rumble already gassed

its fucking over lads
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>>75118296
KEK
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>>75118290
Cormier has control but they don't ever judge control well
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Whats with all the ref interference on clinches? Is that a new rule as well?
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RUMBLE STOP
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>That broken nose
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What's next for her career?
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DC's nose is fuckked
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Rumble with the GDR "after the bell" tactics
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>tfw the wind outside is making my stream lag

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Why the fuck is Rumble fighting like he's Jon Jones?
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this is a sick fight you goofs

DC is in trouble if this goes the distance with broken nose
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Rumble's gameplan is too high IQ for me to understand
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What do you guys think of Joe Rogan as a commentator?
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BRING BACK GOOB, FIRE ROGAN!
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>explosive black man of scary standup
>wrestlefucking against the cage

what did he mean by this
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BROKEN NOSE
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DC nose is broken
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RIP that nose
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This is a mirror image of the first fight. FFS
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Omg his nose
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DC with the shattered nose
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>in before refball or whatever you call it starting a literal riot
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200 years ago watching 2 black guys fight would make the lefties in NY mad
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>>75118296
>Fingers on the ground don't count

THIS IS WHAT I WAS SAYING IN THE OTHER THREAD
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>>75118304
He isn't the brightest person
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>>75118332
it wasnt after the bell tactic, the tackdown was happening while the bell was sounding.
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Just keep punching him in the fucking face Rumble, no more of this bullshit
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>>75118344
not at all, rumble is actually pacing himself and isnt totally gassed yet
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doctor will probably stop it, hes a retard
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>>75118338
better than his dogshit comedy
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At work POST HIS NOSE
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when does the broken nose pain kick in?
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fucking rumble gassed
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its ogre

boy the LHW division is barren as fuck now
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>Cruz cheering on another decision fucker
based

stick together dudes
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>>75118326
HOPEFULLY MANDINGO
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I'm surprised by this Rumble gameplan
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>>75118333
fucking same
i want the nbn
nice trips
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DC: why do people boo me
also DC: get him up against the cage and try hold him there for 5 mins
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Wtf rumble why is he doing this shit use your range
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Rumble is scared of getting punched desu
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>>75118362
fingers count. You just need a part of each hand ont he mat. fingers count.
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What a fucking idiot lmao
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CLINCHING
TAKEDOWNS
WTF RUMBLE
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I BET I COULD TAKE YOU DOWN
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>>75118384
when you have to blow it

it doesn't hurt it just itches because it's cartilage not bones
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DC by dragon suplex 2:56 Rd 2
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Wrestling is a meme
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>>75118401
you in SA?
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LETTING THE DEMONS BACK IN
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OMG RUMBLE

WTF
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Rear naked joke (TM)
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holy fuck rumble lmfao
let the dick chasing begin
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FUCK YOU RUMBLE!!!!!!
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Rumble is done
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>/heem/ was wrong again
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HOLLY MOLLY BTFO JOHNSON
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WHY THE FUCK WAS RUMBLE CLINCHING SO MUCH
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BASED DC
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SOMEONE POSTS JON JONES UNIMPRESSED FACE
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DAMN IT RUMBLE
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That was fucking pathetic.
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HEEM TAPPY
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>Rumble will win this time for sure guys
>He's going to fight smart and use his jab
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THEY DOUBTED MY BOY DC

THE CLASSIEST NEGRO IN THE UFC
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the fix is in

keeps hype up for when jones comes back
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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WE ALL ABOUT THAT CAKE

BOUT THAT CAKE
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>>75118415
broke mine once. hurt like a bitch for like 5 minutes, once that initial pain wore off it felt plugged up, and like you said itchy. whenever it got bumped it was painful.
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What the fuck was rumble thinking?
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>>75118406
You're an idiot.
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DC is the king, such a pro.

Outplayed the unga bunga again
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>Anthony "Crumble" Johnson
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We need Jon
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HARUMBLE CHOOK SLEEPY
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LOL

WHITE PEOPLE WIN AGAIN
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GET YOUR DICK OUT JON, IT'S SUCKIN TIME
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BASED CORMIER
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>>75118430
haahahahah
ahahahahahaaha
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/HEEM/ BTFO
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kek holy shit
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>I'm finna wrestle a wrestler
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God damn, Rumble is fucking awful
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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that fishook
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Shitcard
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAH
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white guy won
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HEEM TAPPY
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I HATE THIS FUCKING SPORT!!!!!!!!!
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>people thought DC would lose
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Rumble has no brains
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who gives a shit
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wow what an awful bunch of fights im angry i watched all of them
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fuck rumble dumb
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>pinheads in charge of fight IQ
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Rumble has an absolutely abysmal fight IQ.
No mental toughness whatsoever.
Literally all blacksplosiveness.
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The only explanation is that DC hurt Rumble with that right hand he landed early
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>trys to wrassel a wrasseler
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Lol easy, fuck this tard
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>Loses the same exact way
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What emotion is he conveying?

What emotion is he conveying?

What emotion is he conveying?
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>>75118447
I got every main fight right except Cote
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Worst game plan I have ever seen in a title fight.

Deserves to lose.
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Jesus fucking christ Rumble is so fucking retarded
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SLEEPY
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Yay DC!!! Doing it for the old men out there!
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DC baited him into throwing that knee so he could get the single leg off it
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IM GLAD HARAMBE DIED
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FUCK RUMBLE FOREVER

PURE RETARDATION
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YOU'RE NEXT JON

BETTER TAKE YOUR DICK PILLS CAUSE IM COMING TO SUCK
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>Rubmle
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>arguably have the most KO power of all time
>shoots on the Olympic wrestler

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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rumble might have the worst fight IQ of all time
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>>75118373
hhahahahahhaah
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>>75118468
He looked good. Rumble should just go to HW
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man fuck rumble, folded hard
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BOOOOOOORING
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What was he trying to do there?
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>eyoo this nigga really fucked me up with grappling last time
>lemme go ahead and grapple him this time
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BLEACHED
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rumble is the biggest fast twitch babby
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So how much longer til Jones comes back and butchers this cheating pig?
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was rumble's fight plan to inteligant to win?
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RATE THIS FIGHT FROM 1-10

RATE THIS FIGHT FROM 1-10

RATE THIS FIGHT FROM 1-10

RATE THIS FIGHT FROM 1-10
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The biggest cuck here is me, I maxed out my account betting total and couldn't put any money on this
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>>75118526
Not impressed

He got taken down by Rumble.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED DC

FUCK ALL OF YOU KEKS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Rumble has to be the dumbest nig in the UFC.
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>Nigger fight IQ

What a horrible event
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>>75118526
>I'm so fucked
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>>75118526
he knows he's fucked when DC finally gets a hold of him.
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Lmao darkskins lose again
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light skin niggas the best>?
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>I would literally kill you
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>JON JONES GET YOUR DICK UP I'M SUCCIN YA
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retards actually thought dc will lose lmao
only JJ is DC's kryptonite
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is DC drunk?
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>>75118565
MINUS
5
STARS
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>>75118529
if only he had 20 more iq points.
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He literally gave that fight away by intentionally engaging school along the cage. He showed that he could outstrike dc and then wrestled with him anyway
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THE WORST GAMEPLAN OF ALL TIME

THE WORST
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>>75118565
Deja vu, I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street, and I know it's my time to go
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>>75118559
his suspension up in july i think, like a day after the big july 4th weekend card
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>tfw too intelligent to fight intelligently
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>>75118565
-13/10
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jajajajaja based jimbo got 'em rattled
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why do fighters want to prove how smart and versatile they are all the time?
if a fucking right cross has gotten you to the top you fucking throw right crosses.
fuck.
you dance with who took you to prom faggot. everyone knows that. those clinches. fuggg.
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I like Manawa but he'll get wrestlefucked to death
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Fuck, what a terrible event.
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>>75118526
Fuck he looks like shit
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I'M SO FUCKIN SALTY

THAT WAS THE WORST GAMEPLAN IN THE FUCKIN WORLD

FUCKKKK YOUUU RUMBLE
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Rumble gave up as soon as he was taken down...no heart and still no cardio.
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>>75118526
are you an autism
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>>75118562
He >>75118552 explained with perfection the plan
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rumble is a true cuck
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lol wut
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>cheat to make weight
>cheat to win fight
lmao okay
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https://youtu.be/M0CfNA12aFw
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>>75118456
so classy right now..
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>>75118565
10/10, watched it once before so it's nice to watch it again

>rumble's gameplan
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rumble still beats jones
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SEND RUMBLE BACK TO WSOF
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>>75118581
>white girl in the back
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>focus on takedowns
>can't defend on the ground
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RUMBLE FINNA KO HENRY HOFT
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>>75118572
Kill yourself
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his coaches bailed on him hahaha
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What the fuck is wrong with this guy.
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Rumble retired?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WTF
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This is fucking retarded
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WHERE ARE HIS COACHES?
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WE SUCCIN TONIGHT BOYS
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Rumble is almost as dumb as schlubb lmao
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>where my coaches at

story of this fight
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Rumble fucking handed that win to him on a silver platter. Now he's retiring, what the fuck.
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>undisputed
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My head hurts.

I don't think I've ever seen Rumble shoot on anyone at LHW. Why now? What was the game plan?
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Guys did Johnson take a dive????
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>>75118590
I'm not usually a conspiracy theorist, but yeah Rumble fought really weirdly. Playing the clinch game, then when DC gets you down, doing nothing but waiting for the end?
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That was the worst gameplan in the history of ever.
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NOOOOOOOOOO
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I need my coaches to explain their gameplan and why I lost because its their fault
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ROFL

he's retiring.

threw the fight
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>w-where are my coaches
>wheres henry
>i dont know where henry is


i didnt come here to feel
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WHERE MY COACHES AT MANG
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>>75118526
>$100 for an 8-ball damn i love buffalo
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>I need my coaches
Is he gonna retire on air too? Does he need his tard translator?
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Rumble is gonna heem his coaches
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>>75118602
It's not rattled, Cormier's desperately trying to make himself a draw by starting shenanigans. He's done this for a few years now
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light skin wins again
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RIP Rumble
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WHERE MY COACHES
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>wh-where are my c-coaches?
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What the fuck is happening lol
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>Rumble retiring

Eh what?
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FUCK OFF RUMBLE YOU SHIT CUNT, I DON'T LOVE YOU FAGGOT
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F.
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Rumble is a fucking moron. I'm so goddamn upset I'm yelling at the goddamn screen. what a fucking moron what a stupid fucking moron.
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Jon Jones ducks Rumble

AHHAHAHAHAHA
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What a retard, no improvement at all. Now retires, what a joke.
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SOMEONE BROKE RUMBLE
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>where are my coaches
HAHAHAAAAHAAa
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>abandoned
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Feel bad for rumble
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NO RUMBLE NO
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;_;
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is he about to kill himself on tv
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

BIGGEST KEK EVER

AHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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>RUMBEL DONT WRASSEL WITH HIM
>RUMBEL PLSSSSSSS!!!!
>RUMBEL GETDS TAPPED*
>FUCK YOU *COASCHES BAIL*
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NO

WTF RUMBLE

THE LHW DIVISON IS FINISHED
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wtf dis nigga gon' cry
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Shit fight
Shit event
Shit sport
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>>75118692
I NEED AN ADULT
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WHAT THE FUCK
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holy shit now 205lbs is a fucking desert, you have Jones, DC if he doesn't move up and Gustafson, and then everyone else is a jobber
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WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE?
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He threw the fight to get a payday

ROFL

DANA WHITE BTFO
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I can't believe he's retiring. He's in his friggin prime.
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WE WILL NEVER SEE JONES AND RUMBLE WHAT THE FUCK
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DC fucking broke him
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OHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO
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R E T I R E D...


wtf hes at his prime just dont wrestle with a wrestler?
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what an embarrassing way to go out
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NOTLIKETHIS
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RUMBLE GOING TO BELLATOR
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crying like a bitch
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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Holy shit what a retarded fucking night.
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This is stupid. Fuck you Rumble you were always shit and never beat anyone.

>preemptively ducking Bones

Fucking pussy.
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;_; farewell majestic nigger
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>switching to crack dealing

typical nig
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>retiring when all you had to do was drill not going for takedowns
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FUCK OFF ALREADY YOU FAIL CUNT FUCK YOU
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What will he do now?
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All those impossible weightcuts finally caught up to him
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>mfw
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MIKE GOLDBERG SHOUTOUT
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>where are my coaches

Goddamn betraying fucks
>>
Rumble retires to work at Wal Mart
>>
wtf is happening tonight

ufc 210: meme edition
>>
>Gustafsson hangs in the clinch and eats uppercuts all night
>Rumble gasses early, gets wrestlefucked, and just gives up

DC is truly lucky his only competition is pants on head retarded.
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>shoutout to Goldie
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>coaches ran the fuck away
>>
>>75118731
That "bitch" would destroy your fat self
>>
>>75118731
a fucking leaf
>>
>>75118667
>$100 for 10% coke and 90% garbage

that is not addiction
>>
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sad to see rumble go though

;________;
>>
obviously the fact that he was going to retire played on his mind and made him fight poorly.
>>
this card is a disaster
>>
THIS FUCKING CARD HOLY SHIT
NEW YORK CARDS ARE SO FUCKED
>>
dc knew
>>
so BTFO you retire lmfao

KING
DC
>>
What the fuck is happening?

I feel bad for him. What a shit way to go out.

Sadly we won't get Jones/Rumble. :(
>>
Rumble why tho
>>
lmao why the fuck would he retire
>>
JESUS NOOO IM TEARING UP
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>>75118721
scared of brain damage

This is the smart move desu. Get a last big payday and retire. If Jones wants to fight he can get a huge payday and have all leverage.
>>
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>YFW DC LITERALLY RETIRED RUMBLE
hahahahhahahahasdihfsklajfhaskljdfahhahaha
>>
Mike Goldberg coulda stop this
>>
What a fucking loser lmao
>>
Is retiring a new meme
>>
GOLDIE
>>
>>75118750
KEK
>>
>Zuffa

Somebody give this nig a newspaper
>>
>>75118752
like pottery
>>
SHOUTSOUT TO MIKE GOLDBERG
>>
>DC retires Rumble

JON JONES I'M SUCCIN THAT DICK INTO RETIREMENT
>>
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>tfw could've been eating ass instead of watching this shitshow
>>
Boo both of these stupid niggers!
>>
GOLDIE ;_;
>>
THIS FUCKING CARD
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GOLDIE YES


RUMBLE IS NOW MY BOY
>>
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pretty much
>>
.>showing respect for mma fans. the literal scum of the earth

this ain't broadway nigger
>>
>>75118757
He's too drugged up to pay attention
>>
>Will literally never see Jones vs. Rumble ever
>>
What the hell

He's going I can't believe it. I'm so sorry I questioned your heart or whatever shit I said after you tapped. I'm sorry to see you go, you were a based fighter


BASED MIKE GOLDBERG
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RUMBLE DOWN
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DC finally saying fuck it and turning heel
>>
>retiring because you got a better job offer
the state of UFC
>>
This fatfuck cheater doesn't get he has the charisma of a rusty nail
>>
HAHAHAHA RUMBLE STOLE ALL THE LOVE AND THE CROWD BOOS DC
>>
>where my coaches?
>oh shit they abandoning my dumb ass
>w-well I was retiring a-a-anyway

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>Dana white didn't know
>Joe talks to the loser first
Nigger please. Fuck out of here rumble, go do your porn movies.
>>
>33
>prime

Nice """"sport""" you got there
>>
doesn't deserve a boo for this fight, it wasn't that bad
>>
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Is DC ever gonna be cheered? ;_;
>>
>I can't get cheers

lol fucking lame
>>
>IN THE NEXT LIFE

;_:
>>
Based DC WORKING THE MARKS
>>
Jones acting like he ever wanted to get ko'd by rumble
>>
>I said I love you
>>
MANDRAMA
>>
>>75118810
he literally threw the fight
>>
>>75118778
who dat
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>
THATS RIGHT

BOO ME
>>
>DC trying to act hard

Please come back and BTFO him, Jon
>>
>>75118778
Oh mate this is wrong
>>
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>>75118670
i was thinking the same thing

>everybody get in here so i can whip ya'll ass

holy shit DC full cringe
>>
>>75118794
Redpill me on analingus
>>
>>75118794
hey this is against the rules
>>
>the state of the LHW

Jesus...
>>
>>75118820
DC made him
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>people thought rumble would win
>>
Why would you slug it out if you will retire?

he took the easy way out with no brain damage from blows.
>>
>>75118815
probably helping out some poor inner city niglets
>>
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F
>>
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DC is so unlikeable
>>
>>75118465
>>75118487
>>75118506
>>75118513
>>75118516
>>75118528
>>75118535
>>75118547
>>75118549
>>75118556
>>75118562


>>75118525
>>75118525
>>75118525
>>75118525
DING DING DING. This is what Anthony Johnson always does. Runs out of juice swinging with big power and when it doesn't work he crumbles and gives his neck away for free.

His name was Anthony 'Crumble' Johnson
His name was Anthony 'Crumble' Johnson
>>
>>75118779
i think thats it he found out hes got brain damage and bailed

smart move, sad stuff
>>
>>75118829
Jon would've beat the shit out of that bum desu
>>
WHAT IS DC DOING HE'S GOING HEEL
>>
BRING BACK GOLDIE
>>
This is so cringy
>>
>You will never see Rumble vs Jones
;____;
>>
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God this card is fucking AIDS. First the UFC holds it in NY, who can't fucking ref a fight for shit. Second, a ref fucks up ANOTHER UFC fight in consecutive NY fights. Finally, Rumble fucking gave up and threw that fight..that's why he kept fucking clinching and then proceeds to quit like a bitch.
>>
DC TURNED HEEL

MY NEW BOY
>>
>>75118827

I choked up there.
>>
If I were Rumbles coach I wouldn't show my face either.

The average /heem/er could've drawn something up better.
>>
>>75118778
SHOW ME THAT DICK BB
>>
>>75118818
kek
>>
At this DC just wants to be hated
>>
tfw too intelligent to be liked by mma fans
>>
nigga banz
>>
So weidman confirmed CTE?
>>
MAN DOWN
>>
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>>75118828
>>
HE'S ONLY 33

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>
Wtf I hate Cormier now
>>
>>75118779
It's what I would do if I were his size. You can be a pro fighter at 145 but at 205 it just becomes stupid.
>>
He's literally ducking Jon Jones in the audience.
>>
>>75118607
>tfw bet DC to win in rounds 3-5
I overestimated you, Rumble.
>>
DC is such a honkey
>>
This is embarrassing.
>>
TOK KEK

BASED DANIEL WORKING THE CROWD
>>
>>75118866
Chael was right. He said it'd never ever happen.
>>
DC got 1 takedown and ended it
wtfff
>>
>watching literal mandrama
fuck this
>>
wow we are mandrama now
>>
Thank god I didn't watch (pay for) this shit!
>>
We /asp/ now.
>>
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>>75118794
>>
DC HEEL TURN
LOVES THE HEAT
SMARKS WORKED
>>
>picking a fight with manuwa to avoid Jones

Sooooo pathetic
>>
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>>
WHOO!?!?!?!?!
>>
Lol I fukin love DC so much. Such a champ.
>>
dc is a savage
>>
YOUNG MAN
>>
This is great

DC for the win
>>
Stop all of this mandrama
>>
Top fucking kek

Jon is going to kill him
>>
comedy gold
>>
>come back to the classroom

so in this analogy is DC a teacher who got his ass whooped?
>>
We full mandrama now
>>
Based DC
>>
>I WILL EAT THAT
>>
what a heel
>>
>don't talk to me about a guy who is inelligable
>>75118902
>>75118903
Cormier's a massive wwe autist, he's trying to copy it but not understanding it
>>
CUTTING DAT PROMO
>>
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this is the cringist thing i've ever seen
>>
WHAT DID HE SAY??? BTSPORT CENSORED IT
>>
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>>
STUPID SHITTY BT BLEEPING IT OUT WHAT DID DC SAY ABOUT JONES
>>
What new job does Rumble have? I'm curious since he says he found his calling.
>>
LITERALLY WHO
>>
based dc working the marks
>>
DC's interview wasn't half bad, shut most of those boos up pretty quick

BUT FUCK RUMBLE, FUCK THAT PISSED ME OFF
>>
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>>75118927
>>
>AKA

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!
>>
What's his name?
>>
DC would delete Jimi's chin desu
>>
SMARKS BTFO
BASED BIG DAN
JONES SEETHING
>>
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JIMMY ANDERSON COME IN HERE WITH YOUR UNCUT DICK AND ILL SUCC IT
>>
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This has gone full WWE.
>>
WHAT DID DC SAY!?!?! GOT BLEEPED OUT
>>
lol Jon Jones is shook
>>
oh god make it stop MAKE IT STOP.

absolute cringefest
>>
DC is the true king of the division.

They may hate him, but they have to respect him.
>>
>old ass anderson silva taking a fight on short notice in a different weight class puts up a better fight than an """""""""""""elite""""""""""""" contender
>rumble retires, anderson still going strong
>>
Why are morons saying this card sucked? I thought it was amazing.
>>
>>75118934
they didn't bleep it. the mic cut out
>>
>>75118933

seriously
>>
>the state of the LHW division
>>
DC SPITTING FIRE

DC IS THE FUCKING GOAT
>>
so what job was Rumble talking about him leaving mma for?
>>
""""""""""""WME ERA""""""""""""""""""
>>
>>75118937
New job at BLACKED.com I heard
>>
>>75118937
Probably something with dogs or some shit
>>
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>Jones,Crowd,Rumble and Literal who Manuwa BTFO in one promo
>>
>>75118945
Drug addict steroid cheater who almost killed pregnant woman
>>
>>75118937
blacked.com
>>
>>75118934
DC said he was going to SUCC him and to come back to the bathroom
>>
dc is fucking based
>>
>>75118921
>jon jones is currently sitting in detention
>rumble flunked out
>>
Jones is the kind of fighter that would piss hot for high testosterone from all the cum he swallows
>>
DC DESTROYING JJ ASS HAHAHA
>>
lmao dc somehow won over the crowd
>>
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"This is a great storyline, what an incredible end to a fantastic card!"
>>
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>>
DC's a laugh
>>
>>75118665
Yeah that was depressing as fuck
>>
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>>75118945
WHO?
>>
>>75118794
Why is she licking her poophole?
>>
>>75118961
good only because it was a trainwreck. Not a single good fight.
>>
>>75118945
Literally who?
>>
>>75118851
>Cormier
>1.85
You should've got better odds than that. He was above evens on most sites.
>>
>>75118794
Sauce?
>>
What is wrong with a bit of mandrama? This is the nearest we have to gladiatorial combat you don't think those guys did man drama?
>>
this ppv was absolute fucking mandrama through and through
>>
>>75118966
He's gonna be a performer for BLACKED.com
>>
>>75118975
lel
>>
Mandrama losers get out
>>
>why didn't he fight until 39

Because brain damage. They aren't stupid.

Easiest exit ever. Big PPV card, go get submitted.

Why would he not do it this way? Does he owe the UFC something?

If I was him, i would do the exact same shit.

You retards are probably the same ones that think Nate Diaz should fight top 10 fighters not named McGregor.
>>
HOW COULD RUMBLE FIGHT SO DUMB? WHAT WAS THAT SHIT
>>
>full on wrestling
>Even down to the heel speaking the truth but being booed for it
>>
>>75118847
This.

With no Rumble and Bones I don't know how much worse the division can get.

DC as a champ is the most boring thing I've seen in my life.
>>
how does one get their academics together without being in the classroom?
>>
RATE THIS EVENT FROM 1-10

RATE THIS EVENT FROM 1-10

RATE THIS EVENT FROM 1-10

RATE THIS EVENT FROM 1-10

RATE THIS EVENT FROM 1-10
>>
DC is my boy. That banter was top-tier. How the fuck can you hate him?
>>
>Teixeira is number 3 LHW

kill me
>>
Now, this was a shitty card.
>>
>>75118971
Still rather see him as champ.
>>
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>>75118953
JIMI MANUWA COME IN HERE WITH YOUR UNCUT DICK AND ILL SUCC IT
>>
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EHHHH JON JONES DOESN'T HAVE HIS SHIT TOGETHER

HEY PUSSY, YOU STILL THERE
>>
Someone give me the acestream, I missed the moose vs weedman fight
>>
Get your academics on line, young man!
>>
BASED DC. This is fucking amazing, I don't understand why the crowd hates him. GOAT SPEECH.
>>
>>75118945
Champ
>>
DON'T LET DC'S ATTEMPTED HEEL TURN DISTRACT YOU FROM LEGAL KNEE GATE
>>
new>>75119008
>>75119008
>>75119008
>>75119008
>>
>>75118961
it was memorable for the bullshit ref doctor and the retirement

but in general shitty fights
>>
>>75118526
finna, as in, im finna get BTFO by dat nigga
>>
>>75118794

fuckin gross. Anything involving the asshole should be punishable by lashing
>>
>>75119022
I just have nothing left in the tank for that guy, the sight of him makes me angry because I used to be a big fan but he's fucked up far too many times
>>
>>75119018
10/10 for memes
6/10 for entertainment
>>
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me on the right
>>
>>75119018
2HandsDown/10
>>
>>75119018
2.5/5 = ok
>>
BASED JOHNSON GIVING GOLDIE A SHOUTOUT

TOP LAD
>>
>>75118945
INELIGABLE
>>
>>75119018
0/10 FUCK RUMBLE
>>
>>75119018
3/10
>>
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After tonight, how the FUCK can you faggots pretend this doesn't belong in /asp/. Honestly that was on par, if not worse than the mandrama WWE shit
>>
>>75119020

oh wait Rumble retired, he's #2
>>
>>75119018
4/10
>>
Legit think he fixed it

>His gameplan was a close as you can get to fixing a fight, like why the fuck would he do that, seems so fixed

>His coaches left early, as in yeah whatever you fixed it lets go

>He retires

>Yesterday at weigh ins he came in at 203
>>
>>75118966
porn star

not even joking. He supposedly has big contracts lined up.
>>
no way he retires. He will go to bellator in a couple of years.
>>
>>75118970
The only thing DC is blowing is jon's dicc once he gets that dicc together
>>
>>75119018
Event: 4
DC post fight promo: 8
>>
>>75119039
faggot
>>
LHW division is shit now
>>
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>how you want your LHW division f a m?
>>
>>75118975
>>75118968
Blacked does gay porn?
>>
Rumble panicked when he got hit by DC's right hand in the first round. He is not mentally tough.
>>
>>75119018
6

Moose vs Weidman was lit as fuck until the shitcall
>>
>>75119018
2/10
>>
>>75118847
>>75119015
Allowing Phil Davis and Bader to go away was a mistake
>>
DC is better on the mic than The Rock and Austin combined
>>
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>>75119069
>Once he gets that dicc together
So never
Cormier the Goat fighter
Jones the Goat Coke head
>>
>>75119063
/asp/ here. It was far worse than WWE shit
>>
>Shogun is probably going to fight for the title again at some point

we need new blood
>>
So while Rumble and his team were making up the game plan for this fight, which idiot thought it was a great idea to wrestle someone who was in the Olympics?

Like an idiot just blurted out, "Let's train wrestling this entire fight camp that'll surprise him"
>>
>>75118864
>>
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who here cried?
>>
>>75119071

look I know you Brazzers like to swim in your bay of shit, but eating it is another thing
>>
>>75119052
>that googly-eyed fucker on the left
ahaha
>>
>>75119018
Solid 3/10 one of the worst in recent history
>>
>>75118933
>>75118963
he fucking deserves it. Kid has had every reason to be successful and does his best to fuck it up. Cormier went from the ghetto, to the olympics, to UFC champion and everyone hates him. I don't get it.
>>
>>75119018
Big fat 0 succboi
>>
>>75119018

9/10
>>
>>75119018
Good meme card but t\the weedman and moose stoppage really fucked it up. 6/10
>>
>>75119039

Muhammad pls, buttholes are the best part of the girl.
>>
>>75119102
After a performance like that, hopefully nobody
>>
>>75119063
>>75119095

I bet you're an actual mandrama watching loser
>>
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*gives you his back*
>>
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>>75118552
>>
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Okay, which one of you Mongolian Knitting Aficionados did this?
>>
WHO THE FUCK HAS THE ACESTREAM

I WANNA GO BACK AND WATCH THE MOOSE FIGHT
>>
>>75119033
New York/Jersey crowds are always the worst, its like mixing the old people and dumb Latins of Tucson AZ, with the idiot Italian trash and dockworker blacks of Jersey.
>>
>>75119097
Rumble threw it

Why did you think the coaches walked?
>>
>>75119103
If she made an enema before is not that grose.
>>
>>75119144
I believe it.
>>
>>75119138

F5ing wikipedia was literally more entertaining than this fight card.
>>
>>75119108
Americans are niggers who worship losers because theyre losers

People who are good are hated for being good
>>
>>75119144
spicy theory 2bh
>>
>>75119108
>being mouthy and acting like you're hot shit when you're just keeping the belt warm for Jones
True class act right there mhmm
>>
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>The last good event was the one that Conor was in
Lmao.
UFC is over.
>>
>>75118964
kek
>>
>>75119063
this is why some people don't like DC

he doesn't have the skills for the mic yet he goes on his mandrama attempts over and over and it's like a torture to listen to, and some of his fights aren't that fun to watch
>>
Needs more GSP
>>
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>>75119138
>>
>>75119191
>some
>>
>>75119178
that's what you get for manufacturing hype around a loudmouth mick
>>
>>75119178
And Conor's $$$ asking price keeps rising.
>>
>>75119144
>Hey coach can you announce my retirement?
>Dude you're in your prime fuck that
>C'mon
>No, I'll leave before I do that
>>
>>75119126

I'd tell you to go eat shit, but you'd probably do it anyway.
>>
this card was objectively SHIT

I'm still mad that Moose got robbed of his KO
>>
>>75119178
Lol no it wasnt you dumb casual
>>
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Every UFC event has been shit since Goldberg got the boot and now LHW prospects are resorting to throwing fights and doing gay porn
>>
Did Rumbles coaches actually walk?
>>
>>75119197
>Bitchping won't get heem'd until July
Fuuugggggggggg
>>
>>75119144
hmmmm spicy indeed. Would explain why he just gave up at the end
>>
>>75119178
Turns out putting all your eggs in one basket is high risk high reward short term profits and is only logical if youre planning to sell the company to some kikes

>laughing_italians.jpg
>>
>>75119153

it doesn't matter if she had an enema, she still shits out there. And the smell of shit doesn't just go away it lingers. And shit is still in there
>>
>>75118764
fucking nice
>>
>>75119178
lol no

you forget 206
>>
>>75119223

I'd tell you to start using baby wipes or get a bidet so you can wash your ass after shitting but you'll probably stick to toilet paper like some savage.
>>
>>75119178
>The last good event was the one that Conor was in
That's simply not true you casual retard.
>>
>>75119254
Pettis kinda ruined it.
>>
>>75119197
Who cares, he's afraid of being BLACKED at the weight class he always fought at, while creating a logjam in the MW division. He never wanted to move up before, now that it's Bisping he does.

Fuck that leaf
>>
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>you will never see jon jones fight anthony johnson in your lifetime
>>
>>75119144
>break guys nose
>nearly kick his head off
>throwing_the_fight.jpg
wow it all makes sense now
>>
The last good event was the one that GSP was in
It's been Strikefarce ever since
>>
>>75119283
No wrong you conor nuthugging casual
>>
>>75119170
>being mouthy
vs
>nearly killing a pregnant woman and running away
wow really though choice
and
>sober for x months
vs
>sober for all my life
jones should be 100x more hated. But in this country being a good athlete excuses being a shit person.
>>
>>75119138
obviously you, you unoriginal self-promoting faggot
>>
>GSP post USADA
>>
>>75119319
Jones is a better fighter and that's that.
>>
>>75119308
When it went to the ground he basically gave up.
I don't even think DC even cranked the choke when he tapped.
>>
>>75119261

Oh yeah shooting water at an asshole then wiping it with baby wipes instantly makes the shit go away from the cavernous depths of the colon. The e. coli is rotting your brain
>>
>>75119319
He's paid his debts to society and he's not an annoying prick about his talent. You're just salty your boy will get slept once he runs out of cans to duck him with
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>>75119139
acestream://02d5ea172dcf1ff4c760ada7f3d67f942cb29905
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>>75119367
he threw it so hard cause he was afraid of the thought of having to defend it against jones, fucking pussy, glad he retired
>>
>>75119400
WTF are you talking about you dumbass.
>>
>>75119364
If he is so good, why has he not even entertained fighting at HW? It's not like he would be smaller than most successful HW's
>>
>>75119376
>He's paid his debts to society
He had a lot of money and he was famous so he got off basically scot free.

That is also not including that he got popped for estrogen blockers
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>>75119434

Not the guy you replied to, and I don't think Rumble was scared, but to be honest he's pretty one dimensional and Jon would work that nigga like a slave owner
>>
>>75119434
My bad Ivan

>>75119400
Why would he be scared of potentially his biggest payday.
>>
>>75119463

>he got popped for estrogen blockers
And he got suspended and served the suspension, what's your point?
>>
>>75119390
You're a god amongst these faggots
>>
>Ugly af
>Boring
>Trembles at sight of Bones
>Hangs on a towel to make weight
>"I like DC" said no one ever
WTF I hate DC now.
>>
>>75119376
>He's paid his debts to society
do you feel any better about kid diddlers after they serve their 5 years? It doesn't change what he did. He's still a fuckup that's had every chance possible given to him and should be HOF material right now but instead he's been struggling to even get in the ring. I'm not even that much of a cormier fan, I just think he deserves a lot more respect than jones.
>>
>>75119319
People care less about your personal life than being an obnoxious WWE-tier tryhard whenever you gets on the mic. Tyson is still liked despite not being exactly a role model.

Also some of DC's fights aren't pleasant to watch, some fighters get around that with personality and banter, but Cormier is the opposite, listening to him trying to promote shit is like nails on a chalkboard, it only makes things worse.
>>
>>75119496
That a guy who fucks up multiple times and cheats by using steroids, eye pokes and revolutionized gaming the system of a down opponent is kind of a asshole.
>>
>>75119564
>get in the ring.

mandrama leave with your STORYLINES

jones is GOAT
>>
>beating the best contenders UFC has to offer when you are out partying before every fight and they are trying their hardest
>>
>>75119625
Jones is the greatest challenge dodger since Silva
>>
So Rumble put all his life earnings on dc to win right? That was a worse performance than his first fight with dc
>>
>>75119679
>beat TRT vitor
>beat juiced up Sonnen
>beat Machida in his prime
>beat Rashad Evans in his prime
>beat Gustafsson
>beat DC

Only challenge dodger I can recall is the irish manlet pussy who ducked Khabib and Nate 3 and has 0 title defenses .
>>
>>75119679

there's no way this isn't a troll post, I don't like the dude but he has dismantled some of the biggest names in MMA in spectacular fashion
>>
>>75119813
That was fucking dissapointing is what it was.

God fucking dammit.
They planned this fight for what, 4 months? And we get this?
Can a nigga get an entertaining fight?
>>
>>75118752
He bailed on them first.
A lot of those dudes probably worked their ass off trying to train this fuckin moron for months, only to have him walk into the cage and do the opposite of everything they gameplanned for, while not listening to a goddamn word they're telling him.
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