What's next for his career after #kneegate
>coral springs
HE TOOK HIM DOWN
DC BTFO
every single time Joe says "he got hurt" nothing then happens
[HOLDS YOU FOR 25 MINUTES]
[HOLDS YOU FOR 25 MINUTES]
[HOLDS YOU FOR 25 MINUTES]
>>75118231
FUCK SHWAB
>>75118231
Buffalo, NY everybody!
10-9 rumble
>>75118231
Who gives a fuck about kneegate what is rumble doing
Suicide
>Rumble becoming a wrestler
>rumble
>what is distance
>*takes you down after the bell*
rumble trying to hug and blacksplode
>legal knee
>>75118231
> all this wrestle fucking
i closed out the stream and will now be refreshing /heem/ every 10 minutes for updates
RUMBLE STOP CLINCHING
REEEEEEEEEEE
who the fuck won that round
rogan doesnt understand a lot of strategies this card
>>75118231
>Essentially the old definition still applies with an exception that for a hand to make a fighter grounded, both palms, both fists, or a palm and a fist must be touching the canvas.
Fingers on the ground don't count
STOP
FUCKING
HUGGING
HM
Does Rumble have the lowest fight IQ?
For LHW and HW they need to have three man fights
>The fatass is doing the 5 round hugfest again
>rumble already gassed
its fucking over lads
>>75118296
KEK
>>75118290
Cormier has control but they don't ever judge control well
Whats with all the ref interference on clinches? Is that a new rule as well?
RUMBLE STOP
>That broken nose
What's next for her career?
DC's nose is fuckked
Rumble with the GDR "after the bell" tactics
>tfw the wind outside is making my stream lag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why the fuck is Rumble fighting like he's Jon Jones?
this is a sick fight you goofs
DC is in trouble if this goes the distance with broken nose
Rumble's gameplan is too high IQ for me to understand
What do you guys think of Joe Rogan as a commentator?
BRING BACK GOOB, FIRE ROGAN!
>explosive black man of scary standup
>wrestlefucking against the cage
what did he mean by this
BROKEN NOSE
DC nose is broken
RIP that nose
This is a mirror image of the first fight. FFS
Omg his nose
DC with the shattered nose
>in before refball or whatever you call it starting a literal riot
200 years ago watching 2 black guys fight would make the lefties in NY mad
>>75118296
>Fingers on the ground don't count
THIS IS WHAT I WAS SAYING IN THE OTHER THREAD
>>75118304
He isn't the brightest person
>>75118332
it wasnt after the bell tactic, the tackdown was happening while the bell was sounding.
Just keep punching him in the fucking face Rumble, no more of this bullshit
>>75118344
not at all, rumble is actually pacing himself and isnt totally gassed yet
doctor will probably stop it, hes a retard
>>75118338
better than his dogshit comedy
At work POST HIS NOSE
when does the broken nose pain kick in?
fucking rumble gassed
its ogre
boy the LHW division is barren as fuck now
>Cruz cheering on another decision fucker
based
stick together dudes
>>75118326
HOPEFULLY MANDINGO
I'm surprised by this Rumble gameplan
>>75118333
fucking same
i want the nbn
nice trips
DC: why do people boo me
also DC: get him up against the cage and try hold him there for 5 mins
Wtf rumble why is he doing this shit use your range
Rumble is scared of getting punched desu
>>75118362
fingers count. You just need a part of each hand ont he mat. fingers count.
What a fucking idiot lmao
CLINCHING
TAKEDOWNS
WTF RUMBLE
I BET I COULD TAKE YOU DOWN
>>75118384
when you have to blow it
it doesn't hurt it just itches because it's cartilage not bones
DC by dragon suplex 2:56 Rd 2
Wrestling is a meme
>>75118401
you in SA?
LETTING THE DEMONS BACK IN
OMG RUMBLE
WTF
Rear naked joke (TM)
holy fuck rumble lmfao
let the dick chasing begin
FUCK YOU RUMBLE!!!!!!
Rumble is done
>/heem/ was wrong again
HOLLY MOLLY BTFO JOHNSON
WHY THE FUCK WAS RUMBLE CLINCHING SO MUCH
BASED DC
SOMEONE POSTS JON JONES UNIMPRESSED FACE
DAMN IT RUMBLE
That was fucking pathetic.
HEEM TAPPY
>Rumble will win this time for sure guys
>He's going to fight smart and use his jab
THEY DOUBTED MY BOY DC
THE CLASSIEST NEGRO IN THE UFC
the fix is in
keeps hype up for when jones comes back
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WE ALL ABOUT THAT CAKE
BOUT THAT CAKE
>>75118415
broke mine once. hurt like a bitch for like 5 minutes, once that initial pain wore off it felt plugged up, and like you said itchy. whenever it got bumped it was painful.
What the fuck was rumble thinking?
>>75118406
You're an idiot.
DC is the king, such a pro.
Outplayed the unga bunga again
>Anthony "Crumble" Johnson
We need Jon
HARUMBLE CHOOK SLEEPY
LOL
WHITE PEOPLE WIN AGAIN
GET YOUR DICK OUT JON, IT'S SUCKIN TIME
BASED CORMIER
>>75118430
haahahahah
ahahahahahaaha
/HEEM/ BTFO
kek holy shit
>I'm finna wrestle a wrestler
God damn, Rumble is fucking awful
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
that fishook
Shitcard
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAH
white guy won
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HEEM TAPPY
I HATE THIS FUCKING SPORT!!!!!!!!!
>people thought DC would lose
Rumble has no brains
who gives a shit
wow what an awful bunch of fights im angry i watched all of them
fuck rumble dumb
>pinheads in charge of fight IQ
Rumble has an absolutely abysmal fight IQ.
No mental toughness whatsoever.
Literally all blacksplosiveness.
The only explanation is that DC hurt Rumble with that right hand he landed early
>trys to wrassel a wrasseler
Lol easy, fuck this tard
>Loses the same exact way
What emotion is he conveying?
What emotion is he conveying?
What emotion is he conveying?
>>75118447
I got every main fight right except Cote
Worst game plan I have ever seen in a title fight.
Deserves to lose.
Jesus fucking christ Rumble is so fucking retarded
SLEEPY
Yay DC!!! Doing it for the old men out there!
DC baited him into throwing that knee so he could get the single leg off it
IM GLAD HARAMBE DIED
FUCK RUMBLE FOREVER
PURE RETARDATION
YOU'RE NEXT JON
BETTER TAKE YOUR DICK PILLS CAUSE IM COMING TO SUCK
>Rubmle
>arguably have the most KO power of all time
>shoots on the Olympic wrestler
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
rumble might have the worst fight IQ of all time
>>75118373
hhahahahahhaah
>>75118468
He looked good. Rumble should just go to HW
man fuck rumble, folded hard
BOOOOOOORING
What was he trying to do there?
>eyoo this nigga really fucked me up with grappling last time
>lemme go ahead and grapple him this time
BLEACHED
rumble is the biggest fast twitch babby
So how much longer til Jones comes back and butchers this cheating pig?
was rumble's fight plan to inteligant to win?
RATE THIS FIGHT FROM 1-10
RATE THIS FIGHT FROM 1-10
RATE THIS FIGHT FROM 1-10
RATE THIS FIGHT FROM 1-10
The biggest cuck here is me, I maxed out my account betting total and couldn't put any money on this
>>75118526
Not impressed
He got taken down by Rumble.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED DC
FUCK ALL OF YOU KEKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rumble has to be the dumbest nig in the UFC.
>Nigger fight IQ
What a horrible event
>>75118526
>I'm so fucked
>>75118526
he knows he's fucked when DC finally gets a hold of him.
Lmao darkskins lose again
light skin niggas the best>?
>I would literally kill you
>JON JONES GET YOUR DICK UP I'M SUCCIN YA
retards actually thought dc will lose lmao
only JJ is DC's kryptonite
is DC drunk?
>>75118565
MINUS
5
STARS
>>75118529
if only he had 20 more iq points.
He literally gave that fight away by intentionally engaging school along the cage. He showed that he could outstrike dc and then wrestled with him anyway
COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES COME BACK JON JONES
THE WORST GAMEPLAN OF ALL TIME
THE WORST
>>75118565
Deja vu, I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street, and I know it's my time to go
>>75118559
his suspension up in july i think, like a day after the big july 4th weekend card
>tfw too intelligent to fight intelligently
>>75118565
-13/10
jajajajaja based jimbo got 'em rattled
why do fighters want to prove how smart and versatile they are all the time?
if a fucking right cross has gotten you to the top you fucking throw right crosses.
fuck.
you dance with who took you to prom faggot. everyone knows that. those clinches. fuggg.
I like Manawa but he'll get wrestlefucked to death
Fuck, what a terrible event.
>>75118526
Fuck he looks like shit
I'M SO FUCKIN SALTY
THAT WAS THE WORST GAMEPLAN IN THE FUCKIN WORLD
FUCKKKK YOUUU RUMBLE
Rumble gave up as soon as he was taken down...no heart and still no cardio.
>>75118526
are you an autism
>>75118562
He >>75118552 explained with perfection the plan
rumble is a true cuck
lol wut
>cheat to make weight
>cheat to win fight
lmao okay
https://youtu.be/M0CfNA12aFw
>>75118456
so classy right now..
>>75118565
10/10, watched it once before so it's nice to watch it again
>rumble's gameplan
rumble still beats jones
SEND RUMBLE BACK TO WSOF
>>75118581
>white girl in the back
>focus on takedowns
>can't defend on the ground
RUMBLE FINNA KO HENRY HOFT
>>75118572
Kill yourself
his coaches bailed on him hahaha
What the fuck is wrong with this guy.
Rumble retired?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTF
This is fucking retarded
WHERE ARE HIS COACHES?
WE SUCCIN TONIGHT BOYS
Rumble is almost as dumb as schlubb lmao
forgot i made this webm
>where my coaches at
story of this fight
Rumble fucking handed that win to him on a silver platter. Now he's retiring, what the fuck.
>undisputed
My head hurts.
I don't think I've ever seen Rumble shoot on anyone at LHW. Why now? What was the game plan?
Guys did Johnson take a dive????
>>75118590
I'm not usually a conspiracy theorist, but yeah Rumble fought really weirdly. Playing the clinch game, then when DC gets you down, doing nothing but waiting for the end?
That was the worst gameplan in the history of ever.
NOOOOOOOOOO
I need my coaches to explain their gameplan and why I lost because its their fault
ROFL
he's retiring.
threw the fight
>w-where are my coaches
>wheres henry
>i dont know where henry is
i didnt come here to feel
WHERE MY COACHES AT MANG
>>75118526
>$100 for an 8-ball damn i love buffalo
>I need my coaches
Is he gonna retire on air too? Does he need his tard translator?
Rumble is gonna heem his coaches
>>75118602
It's not rattled, Cormier's desperately trying to make himself a draw by starting shenanigans. He's done this for a few years now
light skin wins again
RIP Rumble
WHERE MY COACHES
>wh-where are my c-coaches?
What the fuck is happening lol
>Rumble retiring
Eh what?
FUCK OFF RUMBLE YOU SHIT CUNT, I DON'T LOVE YOU FAGGOT
F.
Rumble is a fucking moron. I'm so goddamn upset I'm yelling at the goddamn screen. what a fucking moron what a stupid fucking moron.
Jon Jones ducks Rumble
AHHAHAHAHAHA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What a retard, no improvement at all. Now retires, what a joke.
SOMEONE BROKE RUMBLE
>where are my coaches
HAHAHAAAAHAAa
>abandoned
Feel bad for rumble
NO RUMBLE NO
;_;
is he about to kill himself on tv
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
BIGGEST KEK EVER
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>RUMBEL DONT WRASSEL WITH HIM
>RUMBEL PLSSSSSSS!!!!
>RUMBEL GETDS TAPPED*
>FUCK YOU *COASCHES BAIL*
NO
WTF RUMBLE
THE LHW DIVISON IS FINISHED
wtf dis nigga gon' cry
Shit fight
Shit event
Shit sport
>>75118692
I NEED AN ADULT
WHAT THE FUCK
holy shit now 205lbs is a fucking desert, you have Jones, DC if he doesn't move up and Gustafson, and then everyone else is a jobber
WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE? WHY WOULD YOU RETIRE?
He threw the fight to get a payday
ROFL
DANA WHITE BTFO
I can't believe he's retiring. He's in his friggin prime.
WE WILL NEVER SEE JONES AND RUMBLE WHAT THE FUCK
DC fucking broke him
OHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO
R E T I R E D...
wtf hes at his prime just dont wrestle with a wrestler?
what an embarrassing way to go out
NOTLIKETHIS
RUMBLE GOING TO BELLATOR
crying like a bitch
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Holy shit what a retarded fucking night.
This is stupid. Fuck you Rumble you were always shit and never beat anyone.
>preemptively ducking Bones
Fucking pussy.
;_; farewell majestic nigger
>switching to crack dealing
typical nig
>retiring when all you had to do was drill not going for takedowns
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK OFF ALREADY YOU FAIL CUNT FUCK YOU
What will he do now?
All those impossible weightcuts finally caught up to him
>mfw
MIKE GOLDBERG SHOUTOUT
>where are my coaches
Goddamn betraying fucks
Rumble retires to work at Wal Mart
wtf is happening tonight
ufc 210: meme edition
>Gustafsson hangs in the clinch and eats uppercuts all night
>Rumble gasses early, gets wrestlefucked, and just gives up
DC is truly lucky his only competition is pants on head retarded.
>shoutout to Goldie
HAHAHAHAHA
>coaches ran the fuck away
>>75118731
That "bitch" would destroy your fat self
>>75118731
a fucking leaf
>>75118667
>$100 for 10% coke and 90% garbage
that is not addiction
sad to see rumble go though
;________;
obviously the fact that he was going to retire played on his mind and made him fight poorly.
this card is a disaster
THIS FUCKING CARD HOLY SHIT
NEW YORK CARDS ARE SO FUCKED
dc knew
so BTFO you retire lmfao
KING
DC
What the fuck is happening?
I feel bad for him. What a shit way to go out.
Sadly we won't get Jones/Rumble. :(
Rumble why tho
lmao why the fuck would he retire
JESUS NOOO IM TEARING UP
>>75118721
scared of brain damage
This is the smart move desu. Get a last big payday and retire. If Jones wants to fight he can get a huge payday and have all leverage.
>YFW DC LITERALLY RETIRED RUMBLE
hahahahhahahahasdihfsklajfhaskljdfahhahaha
Mike Goldberg coulda stop this
What a fucking loser lmao
Is retiring a new meme
GOLDIE
>>75118750
KEK
>Zuffa
Somebody give this nig a newspaper
>>75118752
like pottery
SHOUTSOUT TO MIKE GOLDBERG
>DC retires Rumble
JON JONES I'M SUCCIN THAT DICK INTO RETIREMENT
>tfw could've been eating ass instead of watching this shitshow
Boo both of these stupid niggers!
GOLDIE ;_;
THIS FUCKING CARD
GOLDIE YES
RUMBLE IS NOW MY BOY
pretty much
.>showing respect for mma fans. the literal scum of the earth
this ain't broadway nigger
>>75118757
He's too drugged up to pay attention
>Will literally never see Jones vs. Rumble ever
What the hell
He's going I can't believe it. I'm so sorry I questioned your heart or whatever shit I said after you tapped. I'm sorry to see you go, you were a based fighter
BASED MIKE GOLDBERG
RUMBLE DOWN
DC finally saying fuck it and turning heel
>retiring because you got a better job offer
the state of UFC
This fatfuck cheater doesn't get he has the charisma of a rusty nail
HAHAHAHA RUMBLE STOLE ALL THE LOVE AND THE CROWD BOOS DC
>where my coaches?
>oh shit they abandoning my dumb ass
>w-well I was retiring a-a-anyway
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Dana white didn't know
>Joe talks to the loser first
Nigger please. Fuck out of here rumble, go do your porn movies.
>33
>prime
Nice """"sport""" you got there
doesn't deserve a boo for this fight, it wasn't that bad
Is DC ever gonna be cheered? ;_;
>I can't get cheers
lol fucking lame
>IN THE NEXT LIFE
;_:
Based DC WORKING THE MARKS
Jones acting like he ever wanted to get ko'd by rumble
>I said I love you
MANDRAMA
>>75118810
he literally threw the fight
>>75118778
who dat
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THATS RIGHT
BOO ME
>DC trying to act hard
Please come back and BTFO him, Jon
>>75118778
Oh mate this is wrong
>>75118670
i was thinking the same thing
>everybody get in here so i can whip ya'll ass
holy shit DC full cringe
>>75118794
Redpill me on analingus
>>75118794
hey this is against the rules
>the state of the LHW
Jesus...
>>75118820
DC made him
>people thought rumble would win
Why would you slug it out if you will retire?
he took the easy way out with no brain damage from blows.
>>75118815
probably helping out some poor inner city niglets
F
DC is so unlikeable
>>75118465
>>75118487
>>75118506
>>75118513
>>75118516
>>75118528
>>75118535
>>75118547
>>75118549
>>75118556
>>75118562
>>75118525
>>75118525
>>75118525
>>75118525
DING DING DING. This is what Anthony Johnson always does. Runs out of juice swinging with big power and when it doesn't work he crumbles and gives his neck away for free.
His name was Anthony 'Crumble' Johnson
His name was Anthony 'Crumble' Johnson
>>75118779
i think thats it he found out hes got brain damage and bailed
smart move, sad stuff
>>75118829
Jon would've beat the shit out of that bum desu
WHAT IS DC DOING HE'S GOING HEEL
BRING BACK GOLDIE
This is so cringy
>You will never see Rumble vs Jones
;____;
God this card is fucking AIDS. First the UFC holds it in NY, who can't fucking ref a fight for shit. Second, a ref fucks up ANOTHER UFC fight in consecutive NY fights. Finally, Rumble fucking gave up and threw that fight..that's why he kept fucking clinching and then proceeds to quit like a bitch.
DC TURNED HEEL
MY NEW BOY
>>75118827
I choked up there.
If I were Rumbles coach I wouldn't show my face either.
The average /heem/er could've drawn something up better.
>>75118778
SHOW ME THAT DICK BB
>>75118818
kek
At this DC just wants to be hated
tfw too intelligent to be liked by mma fans
nigga banz
So weidman confirmed CTE?
MAN DOWN
>>75118828
HE'S ONLY 33
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Wtf I hate Cormier now
>>75118779
It's what I would do if I were his size. You can be a pro fighter at 145 but at 205 it just becomes stupid.
He's literally ducking Jon Jones in the audience.
>>75118607
>tfw bet DC to win in rounds 3-5
I overestimated you, Rumble.
DC is such a honkey
This is embarrassing.
TOK KEK
BASED DANIEL WORKING THE CROWD
>>75118866
Chael was right. He said it'd never ever happen.
DC got 1 takedown and ended it
wtfff
>watching literal mandrama
fuck this
wow we are mandrama now
Thank god I didn't watch (pay for) this shit!
We /asp/ now.
>>75118794
DC HEEL TURN
LOVES THE HEAT
SMARKS WORKED
>picking a fight with manuwa to avoid Jones
Sooooo pathetic
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
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LITERALLY WHO
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LITERALLY WHO
>LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
WHOO!?!?!?!?!
Lol I fukin love DC so much. Such a champ.
dc is a savage
YOUNG MAN
This is great
DC for the win
Stop all of this mandrama
Top fucking kek
Jon is going to kill him
comedy gold
>come back to the classroom
so in this analogy is DC a teacher who got his ass whooped?
We full mandrama now
Based DC
>I WILL EAT THAT
what a heel
>don't talk to me about a guy who is inelligable
>>75118902
>>75118903
Cormier's a massive wwe autist, he's trying to copy it but not understanding it
CUTTING DAT PROMO
this is the cringist thing i've ever seen
WHAT DID HE SAY??? BTSPORT CENSORED IT
https://twitter.com/dannyboydownes/status/850930709841592320
STUPID SHITTY BT BLEEPING IT OUT WHAT DID DC SAY ABOUT JONES
What new job does Rumble have? I'm curious since he says he found his calling.
LITERALLY WHO
based dc working the marks
DC's interview wasn't half bad, shut most of those boos up pretty quick
BUT FUCK RUMBLE, FUCK THAT PISSED ME OFF
>>75118927
>AKA
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!
What's his name?
DC would delete Jimi's chin desu
SMARKS BTFO
BASED BIG DAN
JONES SEETHING
JIMMY ANDERSON COME IN HERE WITH YOUR UNCUT DICK AND ILL SUCC IT
This has gone full WWE.
WHAT DID DC SAY!?!?! GOT BLEEPED OUT
lol Jon Jones is shook
oh god make it stop MAKE IT STOP.
absolute cringefest
DC is the true king of the division.
They may hate him, but they have to respect him.
>old ass anderson silva taking a fight on short notice in a different weight class puts up a better fight than an """""""""""""elite""""""""""""" contender
>rumble retires, anderson still going strong
Why are morons saying this card sucked? I thought it was amazing.
>>75118934
they didn't bleep it. the mic cut out
>>75118933
seriously
>the state of the LHW division
DC SPITTING FIRE
DC IS THE FUCKING GOAT
so what job was Rumble talking about him leaving mma for?
""""""""""""WME ERA""""""""""""""""""
>>75118937
New job at BLACKED.com I heard
>>75118937
Probably something with dogs or some shit
>Jones,Crowd,Rumble and Literal who Manuwa BTFO in one promo
>>75118945
Drug addict steroid cheater who almost killed pregnant woman
>>75118937
blacked.com
>>75118934
DC said he was going to SUCC him and to come back to the bathroom
dc is fucking based
>>75118921
>jon jones is currently sitting in detention
>rumble flunked out
Jones is the kind of fighter that would piss hot for high testosterone from all the cum he swallows
DC DESTROYING JJ ASS HAHAHA
lmao dc somehow won over the crowd
"This is a great storyline, what an incredible end to a fantastic card!"
https://twitter.com/CoreyA_MMA/status/850931383912542209
DC's a laugh
>>75118665
Yeah that was depressing as fuck
>>75118945
WHO?
>>75118794
Why is she licking her poophole?
>>75118961
good only because it was a trainwreck. Not a single good fight.
>>75118945
Literally who?
>>75118851
>Cormier
>1.85
You should've got better odds than that. He was above evens on most sites.
>>75118794
Sauce?
What is wrong with a bit of mandrama? This is the nearest we have to gladiatorial combat you don't think those guys did man drama?
this ppv was absolute fucking mandrama through and through
>>75118966
He's gonna be a performer for BLACKED.com
>>75118975
lel
Mandrama losers get out
>why didn't he fight until 39
Because brain damage. They aren't stupid.
Easiest exit ever. Big PPV card, go get submitted.
Why would he not do it this way? Does he owe the UFC something?
If I was him, i would do the exact same shit.
You retards are probably the same ones that think Nate Diaz should fight top 10 fighters not named McGregor.
HOW COULD RUMBLE FIGHT SO DUMB? WHAT WAS THAT SHIT
>full on wrestling
>Even down to the heel speaking the truth but being booed for it
>>75118847
This.
With no Rumble and Bones I don't know how much worse the division can get.
DC as a champ is the most boring thing I've seen in my life.
how does one get their academics together without being in the classroom?
RATE THIS EVENT FROM 1-10
RATE THIS EVENT FROM 1-10
RATE THIS EVENT FROM 1-10
RATE THIS EVENT FROM 1-10
RATE THIS EVENT FROM 1-10
DC is my boy. That banter was top-tier. How the fuck can you hate him?
>Teixeira is number 3 LHW
kill me
Now, this was a shitty card.
>>75118971
Still rather see him as champ.
>>75118953
JIMI MANUWA COME IN HERE WITH YOUR UNCUT DICK AND ILL SUCC IT
EHHHH JON JONES DOESN'T HAVE HIS SHIT TOGETHER
HEY PUSSY, YOU STILL THERE
Someone give me the acestream, I missed the moose vs weedman fight
Get your academics on line, young man!
BASED DC. This is fucking amazing, I don't understand why the crowd hates him. GOAT SPEECH.
>>75118945
Champ
DON'T LET DC'S ATTEMPTED HEEL TURN DISTRACT YOU FROM LEGAL KNEE GATE
>>75118961
it was memorable for the bullshit ref doctor and the retirement
but in general shitty fights
>>75118526
finna, as in, im finna get BTFO by dat nigga
>>75118794
fuckin gross. Anything involving the asshole should be punishable by lashing
>>75119022
I just have nothing left in the tank for that guy, the sight of him makes me angry because I used to be a big fan but he's fucked up far too many times
>>75119018
10/10 for memes
6/10 for entertainment
me on the right
>>75119018
2HandsDown/10
>>75119018
2.5/5 = ok
BASED JOHNSON GIVING GOLDIE A SHOUTOUT
TOP LAD
>>75118945
INELIGABLE
>>75119018
0/10 FUCK RUMBLE
>>75119018
3/10
After tonight, how the FUCK can you faggots pretend this doesn't belong in /asp/. Honestly that was on par, if not worse than the mandrama WWE shit
>>75119020
oh wait Rumble retired, he's #2
>>75119018
4/10
Legit think he fixed it
>His gameplan was a close as you can get to fixing a fight, like why the fuck would he do that, seems so fixed
>His coaches left early, as in yeah whatever you fixed it lets go
>He retires
>Yesterday at weigh ins he came in at 203
>>75118966
porn star
not even joking. He supposedly has big contracts lined up.
no way he retires. He will go to bellator in a couple of years.
>>75118970
The only thing DC is blowing is jon's dicc once he gets that dicc together
>>75119018
Event: 4
DC post fight promo: 8
>>75119039
faggot
LHW division is shit now
>how you want your LHW division f a m?
>>75118975
>>75118968
Blacked does gay porn?
Rumble panicked when he got hit by DC's right hand in the first round. He is not mentally tough.
>>75119018
6
Moose vs Weidman was lit as fuck until the shitcall
>>75119018
2/10
>>75118847
>>75119015
Allowing Phil Davis and Bader to go away was a mistake
DC is better on the mic than The Rock and Austin combined
>>75119069
>Once he gets that dicc together
So never
Cormier the Goat fighter
Jones the Goat Coke head
>>75119063
/asp/ here. It was far worse than WWE shit
>Shogun is probably going to fight for the title again at some point
we need new blood
So while Rumble and his team were making up the game plan for this fight, which idiot thought it was a great idea to wrestle someone who was in the Olympics?
Like an idiot just blurted out, "Let's train wrestling this entire fight camp that'll surprise him"
who here cried?
>>75119071
look I know you Brazzers like to swim in your bay of shit, but eating it is another thing
>>75119052
>that googly-eyed fucker on the left
ahaha
>>75119018
Solid 3/10 one of the worst in recent history
>>75118933
>>75118963
he fucking deserves it. Kid has had every reason to be successful and does his best to fuck it up. Cormier went from the ghetto, to the olympics, to UFC champion and everyone hates him. I don't get it.
>>75119018
Big fat 0 succboi
>>75119018
9/10
>>75119018
Good meme card but t\the weedman and moose stoppage really fucked it up. 6/10
>>75119039
Muhammad pls, buttholes are the best part of the girl.
>>75119102
After a performance like that, hopefully nobody
>>75119063
>>75119095
I bet you're an actual mandrama watching loser
*gives you his back*
>>75118552
Okay, which one of you Mongolian Knitting Aficionados did this?
WHO THE FUCK HAS THE ACESTREAM
I WANNA GO BACK AND WATCH THE MOOSE FIGHT
>>75119033
New York/Jersey crowds are always the worst, its like mixing the old people and dumb Latins of Tucson AZ, with the idiot Italian trash and dockworker blacks of Jersey.
>>75119097
Rumble threw it
Why did you think the coaches walked?
>>75119103
If she made an enema before is not that grose.
>>75119144
I believe it.
>>75119138
F5ing wikipedia was literally more entertaining than this fight card.
>>75119108
Americans are niggers who worship losers because theyre losers
People who are good are hated for being good
>>75119144
spicy theory 2bh
>>75119108
>being mouthy and acting like you're hot shit when you're just keeping the belt warm for Jones
True class act right there mhmm
>The last good event was the one that Conor was in
Lmao.
UFC is over.
>>75118964
kek
>>75119063
this is why some people don't like DC
he doesn't have the skills for the mic yet he goes on his mandrama attempts over and over and it's like a torture to listen to, and some of his fights aren't that fun to watch
Needs more GSP
>>75119138
>>75119191
>some
>>75119178
that's what you get for manufacturing hype around a loudmouth mick
>>75119178
And Conor's $$$ asking price keeps rising.
>>75119144
>Hey coach can you announce my retirement?
>Dude you're in your prime fuck that
>C'mon
>No, I'll leave before I do that
>>75119126
I'd tell you to go eat shit, but you'd probably do it anyway.
this card was objectively SHIT
I'm still mad that Moose got robbed of his KO
>>75119178
Lol no it wasnt you dumb casual
Every UFC event has been shit since Goldberg got the boot and now LHW prospects are resorting to throwing fights and doing gay porn
Did Rumbles coaches actually walk?
>>75119197
>Bitchping won't get heem'd until July
Fuuugggggggggg
>>75119144
hmmmm spicy indeed. Would explain why he just gave up at the end
>>75119178
Turns out putting all your eggs in one basket is high risk high reward short term profits and is only logical if youre planning to sell the company to some kikes
>laughing_italians.jpg
>>75119153
it doesn't matter if she had an enema, she still shits out there. And the smell of shit doesn't just go away it lingers. And shit is still in there
>>75118764
fucking nice
>>75119178
lol no
you forget 206
>>75119223
I'd tell you to start using baby wipes or get a bidet so you can wash your ass after shitting but you'll probably stick to toilet paper like some savage.
>>75119178
>The last good event was the one that Conor was in
That's simply not true you casual retard.
>>75119254
Pettis kinda ruined it.
>>75119197
Who cares, he's afraid of being BLACKED at the weight class he always fought at, while creating a logjam in the MW division. He never wanted to move up before, now that it's Bisping he does.
Fuck that leaf
>you will never see jon jones fight anthony johnson in your lifetime
>>75119144
>break guys nose
>nearly kick his head off
>throwing_the_fight.jpg
wow it all makes sense now
The last good event was the one that GSP was in
It's been Strikefarce ever since
>>75119283
No wrong you conor nuthugging casual
>>75119170
>being mouthy
vs
>nearly killing a pregnant woman and running away
wow really though choice
and
>sober for x months
vs
>sober for all my life
jones should be 100x more hated. But in this country being a good athlete excuses being a shit person.
>>75119138
obviously you, you unoriginal self-promoting faggot
>GSP post USADA
>>75119319
Jones is a better fighter and that's that.
>>75119308
When it went to the ground he basically gave up.
I don't even think DC even cranked the choke when he tapped.
>>75119261
Oh yeah shooting water at an asshole then wiping it with baby wipes instantly makes the shit go away from the cavernous depths of the colon. The e. coli is rotting your brain
>>75119319
He's paid his debts to society and he's not an annoying prick about his talent. You're just salty your boy will get slept once he runs out of cans to duck him with
>>75119139
acestream://02d5ea172dcf1ff4c760ada7f3d67f942cb29905
>>75119367
he threw it so hard cause he was afraid of the thought of having to defend it against jones, fucking pussy, glad he retired
>>75119400
WTF are you talking about you dumbass.
>>75119364
If he is so good, why has he not even entertained fighting at HW? It's not like he would be smaller than most successful HW's
>>75119376
>He's paid his debts to society
He had a lot of money and he was famous so he got off basically scot free.
That is also not including that he got popped for estrogen blockers
>>75119434
Not the guy you replied to, and I don't think Rumble was scared, but to be honest he's pretty one dimensional and Jon would work that nigga like a slave owner
>>75119434
My bad Ivan
>>75119400
Why would he be scared of potentially his biggest payday.
>>75119463
>he got popped for estrogen blockers
And he got suspended and served the suspension, what's your point?
>>75119390
You're a god amongst these faggots
>Ugly af
>Boring
>Trembles at sight of Bones
>Hangs on a towel to make weight
>"I like DC" said no one ever
WTF I hate DC now.
>>75119376
>He's paid his debts to society
do you feel any better about kid diddlers after they serve their 5 years? It doesn't change what he did. He's still a fuckup that's had every chance possible given to him and should be HOF material right now but instead he's been struggling to even get in the ring. I'm not even that much of a cormier fan, I just think he deserves a lot more respect than jones.
>>75119319
People care less about your personal life than being an obnoxious WWE-tier tryhard whenever you gets on the mic. Tyson is still liked despite not being exactly a role model.
Also some of DC's fights aren't pleasant to watch, some fighters get around that with personality and banter, but Cormier is the opposite, listening to him trying to promote shit is like nails on a chalkboard, it only makes things worse.
>>75119496
That a guy who fucks up multiple times and cheats by using steroids, eye pokes and revolutionized gaming the system of a down opponent is kind of a asshole.
>>75119564
>get in the ring.
mandrama leave with your STORYLINES
jones is GOAT
>beating the best contenders UFC has to offer when you are out partying before every fight and they are trying their hardest
>>75119625
Jones is the greatest challenge dodger since Silva
So Rumble put all his life earnings on dc to win right? That was a worse performance than his first fight with dc
>>75119679
>beat TRT vitor
>beat juiced up Sonnen
>beat Machida in his prime
>beat Rashad Evans in his prime
>beat Gustafsson
>beat DC
Only challenge dodger I can recall is the irish manlet pussy who ducked Khabib and Nate 3 and has 0 title defenses .
>>75119679
there's no way this isn't a troll post, I don't like the dude but he has dismantled some of the biggest names in MMA in spectacular fashion
>>75119813
That was fucking dissapointing is what it was.
God fucking dammit.
They planned this fight for what, 4 months? And we get this?
Can a nigga get an entertaining fight?
>>75118752
He bailed on them first.
A lot of those dudes probably worked their ass off trying to train this fuckin moron for months, only to have him walk into the cage and do the opposite of everything they gameplanned for, while not listening to a goddamn word they're telling him.