Masters Saturday thread #2

>>75107525
first for /sp/eith

tomorrow is going to be lit

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>>75107525
I voted for SPIETH.

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r/c:President Bearss

show some respect, /sp/

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>>75107553

He's slipping

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Remember when he was supposed to be muh next Tiger?

Is anyone genuinely, unironically, rooting for Submergio Garbagecia?

>>75107582
hell no

>>75107581
Black?

>>75107582
Spain, prolly

>I wonder will any Spain people stay up tomorrow

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tomorrows the first day of the masters im not working

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first
for
fowler

>>75107581
>muslim golfers
>good
When will people learn

>SHIT

>>75107620
but my cables fucked ;_;

what's your number, I'll call you directly

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>>75107582
Would honestly be great with Rickie, Sergio, or /sp/ieth.

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>>75107582

>>75107582
My mother is. I won't be able take evident glee in his meltdown tomorrow.

Good masters desu. Has my nod of approval.

golf makes me jelly that I wasnt born into a country club life

>>75107673

what about that German Loan??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6miUR0VIY8

>HOFFMAN

kek

>hoffman

Should of kept the hair

Charlie Hoffman choking hard

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>Hoffwoman

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>>75107683

is it a good one (thus far)
tomorrow can't get here fast enough

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>>75107703
>TFW funding the Weimar republic.

And finally it happens. Took long enough.

>SPLASH

>huffman

welp

>>75107703
Bought tanks with it

> yfw we funded Hitler the whole time

>>75107703
kek, how about reopening those banks tomorrow?

Sure didn't stop wealthy crackers from opening a golf course, no sir.

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>>75107702
>implying
You should've bullshitted your way along.

>>75107702

I grew up living in a golf community in Georgia with carts and paths all through the city and working at a course, the comfiest and funnest jobs ever.

>>75107621
Super hot but a meme golfer.

She knows how to choke on more than penis.

>>75107758

they were supposed to win ;_;
>stupid FDR

what hole will sergio double bogey tomorrow?

>>75107783
I dont doubt it. I use to work at a country club sometimes It drove me nuts.

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>>75107800

your dubs say the Eighth

that'll fun to watch

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>>75107769

>>75107783
i played golf in high school, worked at the course for the summers. It was awesome

>>75107840
At least we can be sure Nicklaus isn't God.

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E X Q U I S I T E

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>when you used to caddie but none of your new friends know you'll crush them on any course

Still waiting go golfing with them.. their gonna be so pissed

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anyone but fuckin Shitgio Garbageshitia

What is everyones predictions for tomorrow?

I think Fowler is going to win this if he keeps putting like this. Sergio will obviously choke.

>>75107914
Speef will take it by being adequate on the fairways and deadly on the greens.

>>75107914

I think >speef/fowler duel with >speef hitting meme shot for the win

Finally Hoffman has fucked off.

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>>75107914
>All eurocucks will choke
>Fowler and speef in 3 hole playoff
>speef loses his spaghetti, Fowler wins

Taco Bell Grilled STUFT burritos at next years Champions Dinner.

Winning score -3

>>75107914

im hoping for fowler to break through and finally win a major.

others i'd be okay with: spleef, rose

>bricky

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>>75107960

Who?

sergio still doesn't have a major?

lmao

>>75107914
Speith to look nailed on after the front 9, choke horribly on the back 9 and either Rose or Fowler take it

>>75108038

he never will

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>golf will never be this fun again

Beam me back to 1999 please.

>Commentators bringing the bants against Fagio cumgarglecia
>hey remember when we all thought he was good?
Go get em Nick

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>>75108008
He has them right where he wants them.

>>75108069
Fun golf died with Payne Stewart.

>muh girt

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>>75108069
>Tiger and Sergio was young and wide-eyed
>Payne Stewart was still alive

Wasn't ready for these feels.

Who are the closet gay golfers?

where's /ourboi/ DJ?

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>mfw hoffmans actually ourguy

>>75107914
Rory takes it

>>75108123
Cocaine accident

>>75108117
Phil 'my mouth with' Dickleson

>>75108123
Banging Paulina

>>75108117
Rory. Poulter. Jimenez.

>>75108123
Slipped on a dimebag

>>75108123
drugs mang

>>75108123
sniffing cocaine out of Paulina Gretzky's asshole

>>75108174

poulter yes

dont ever talk about the mechanic like that again

>>75108207
When you put it that way, already a champion. Jacket be damned.

>>75108207
That's not cocaine, m80

>>75108117
Nearly every golfer has bangin' wives or gfs. If there were faggots on the tour, you'd know them.

This is gonna be a great Sunday. I can feel it.

> HOFFMAN

>>75108286
Masters Sunday always is.

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>tfw Rory makes a mad run on the front 9 to put pressure on the leaders

Can definitely see this happening.

>that sick 80ft trickle
Which golf god's toes did Hoffman step on?

This shit doesn't get started till the back nine Sunday.

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>>75108117

the pga doesn't allow gay golfers

that shit woulda been front-page news by now

is fowler white? looks like a redskin to me.

>>75108123
at the StairMasters

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friendly reminder Garcia is a Jack Bastard

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Sergio's gonna win this shit.

>>75108444

everyone except barack obama is white

>>75108531
t. never watched a major on sunday

>wipes sweat off his head with his hand
>immidiately shakes his partner's hand

intentional or is sergio just that much of a fucking scumbag

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>>75108531

> Sergio
> win

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why does everyone in the crowd like Shitgio Garfucka so much

this isn't a ryder cup crowd. they respect everyone.

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lol speef and sergio guaranteed meltdowns tomorrow

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>>75108312
Praise the Lord

Will be disappointed if Sergio drops out of contention tomorrow, would love to see him win a green jacket.

Can someone give me a quick rundown of today?

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>>75108610

>>75108612
he's a whiny nerd. screw him

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>tfw I only watch the ryder cup and masters

>its almost over

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>>75108672
fuck off you cunt

ONE OF US

>>75108444
I think he's half Cherokee or something.

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>>75108610
>>75108655
delet

>>75108694
Get into the other majors, they're major comfy as well.

>>75108694
>not watching the memorial
it's comfy as fuck dude

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>hour long Arnie special including his last ever given voice beyond the grave interview
There better be some damn good Sunday play to counter that. I'm sure he'll see to it.

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>>75108672

imagine asking him to play through

anyone else dumping all their money on sergio? hes so due for a win it would be stupid not to

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>>75109082

> it would be stupid not to

>>75108605
It's Augusta. If you disrupt, they kick you out.

>>75108605

for what the fucking passes cost you'd "respect" it too

>>75108694
The Players, US Open, The Open (British), and PGA Championship are awesome.

>>75109404
>>75109404
>>75109404
sundays funday

>>75108117
Fowler

>>75111153

if rick was gay he would own that shit and market the living hell out of his gay golf image

we'd see interviews, documentaries, tearful ESPN profiles, piano-backed advertisements...