>but for how much longer
Big games today:
>NYI vs NJD 3/6pm
>TOR vs PIT 4/7pm
CLM:Sam Gagner sets new career high in points
OTT:Pageau collects 100th career point Saturday
MON:Max Pacioretty won't play against Detroit
TB:Nikita Kucherov nets 1G, 1A in win over MTL
ANA:NHL suspends Nick Ritchie for two games
NYR:Rangers will start Antti Raanta on Sunday
BOS:Bruins will start Anton Khudobin on Saturday
BOS:Torey Krug (LBI) won't be available Saturday
MON:Shea Weber (LBI) will miss Friday's game
TB:Stamkos unlikely to play Friday and Sunday
BOS:Torey Krug leaves early due to LBI
EDM:Connor McDavid picks up 30th goal
Much better
Shit thread
>muh early fag
kys for wanting to take credit for a thread on a Argentinian bocce ball depository
benis
>>75106282
nigger
This Canadian is much better than the early op Canadian
This is the real thread.
>>75106282
>muh funny heheh bonaqua meme thread with no effort . Die in a fire early fag
dubs and islanders get in the playoffs
>this image is no longer relevant
fuck
>>75106316
The leafs will WIN
No bully
We should send this team to the Olympics
0-3 Leafs make it
4-6 islanders make it
7-9 tampa make it
rolling
>>75106331
Isn't the question more who was drafted after those Bruins picks?
>>75106389
it is written
>>75106389
BASED BLOOTERS
LAFFS ABSOLUTELY KEKED
>>75106389
KEK has spoken
>>75106389
Those repeating digits confirm it.
>>75106389
R-reroll
>>75106418
>white people in toronto
how old is this picture?
>>75106432
Fuck off faggot
>>75106396
Well in just the first round there is Chabot, Eriksson-Ek, Boeser, Konecny, White.
>Aho going in the 2nd round
Why are GMs so racist?
>>75106455
>Being this mad at my incredible re-roll
Hawks-Caps final
Caps in 6
>it's another ''/hoc/ has two threads going on at the same time because there's always this one autist who absolutely want to make a thread first'' episode
>>75106508
>Caps making the Final, let alone winning it
>>75106520
Search your feelings, you know it be true
>>75106516
Fuck you earlyfag
>>75106520
capping this now put this comment in the screen cap too the caps no craps
>>75106516
earlyfag will not be tolerated. Sad you wanted to make a thread so BADLY you posted it early
Check out these digits confirming it is a year for firsts.
>>75106587
digits confirm for crapitals
>>75106516
>muh early
>muh news
they're both faggots desu
>i-it's not like we pulled our goalie, he's just sick
>>75106608
nice ovechkin digits
>>75106587
1. ottawa
2. st louis
3.sharks
4.wild
5. preds
6.caps
7. jackets
8-9 none
rolling
>>75106643
shorks :D
>>75106629
Whatever happened to posting links?
hocgeneral.com
hocmemedatabase.imgur.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9cYcRotufU
Both of these threads are shit. Should I make a new one so we can all be together?
>>75106666
Satan please make a deal with Ovechkin letting him hoist the cup and then spending the rest of his career in the KHL
Hockey taught me something.
If being a good fan could actually help your team, Toronto wouldn't have a 50 year sc drought.
Best jerseys in the chel are as follows
>flames red throwback
>habs home
>Bruins home
>any wongs
>reddithawks home
>pongs away
>green mild
>Flylels home
That's it.
>>75106689
ebin. thats the most hockey song ever
>>75106753
It is pretty much the opposite. Look at the last cup winners. Chiraq, Kongs, Shittsburgh. The Kongs are the only ones that never had fans to begin with. The other two abandoned their team and won cups out of it. It is pretty sad.
>>75106785
>>75106813
what an awful list
>>75106829
post yours.
>>75106813
>muh original six
>>75106813
Best list I've seen here
>>75106785
>no kings alternate
>no capitals alternate
>no jets throwback
absolutely disgraceful
>>75106856
t. sens or nuck cuck
>>75106813
>muh original six
neck thyself, those are bland as fuck but get a pass because """"""""""heritage"""""""""""
>>75106858
>>75106829
>>75106813
how are the jets jerseys not the worst?
so much wasted potential.
>>75106813
>Detroit home jersey
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahagahaha worst jersey in the league desu
>>75106879
>implying heritage shouldnt have something to do with ranking jerseys?
>>75106643
Roll
>>75106894
Jets aren't bad, glad they didn't go with the old style and look like rags garbage
>>75106813
>>75106813
This --> >>75106858
>>75106899
>implying heritage should have something to do with ranking jerseys
>>75106899
it shouldnt
old jerseys look like campbells soup labels
>>75106906
Capitals confirmed
>>75106916
it's a lackluster circle, with a fucking leaf, and the most basic colors that half the league has.
an easy fix would have been using the thrashers colors.
>>75106626
Fuck off faggot, everybody wants the news in the OP. It's standard.
>jersey
>>75106916
jets are bottom-5, looks like some clipart bullshit
>>75106813
>all that red and blue
Disgusting
>>75106976
>sweater
>shirsey
>uniform
>kit
>team coordinated apparel
>>75106965
this. why do cry baby contrarians put up a fit if news is posted
>>75106943
>confirmed not knowing jack shit about winnipeg airforce history and its deep roots in the canadian military (and american too for that matter, for a long time tons of jets were built in winnipeg)
also why the fuck wouldn't they use their historical colours of blue, white and red and keep the colours from a failed franchise in a failure of a city that doesnt give two fucks about the franchise?
>american hockey "fans"
>>75106997
>everybody wants news in the OP.
Nobody gives a shit either way. Tired of seeing both of you sperg out.
guys i got it
>red
>and
>blue
islanders vs devils about to start.
Who is watching this absolute mess of a game with me?
>>75107021
Stop I'm going to puke
>>75106998
why would i ever want to know about Winnipegs airforce history?
Does it make me a bad dude if I wish misfortune to the leafs?
t. bad dude
>>75106998
a hockey team isn't the military, faggot
the thrashers colors just looked good.
are maple leaves blue?
>>75107035
canadians don't either, its just winniniggers trying to downplay their own irrelevance
>>75107028
Waiting for pongs laffs to be desu
>>75107044
no it makes you normal
>the bombed-out heap of rubble called "boston"
>>75107028
>not watching both
casual desu
>>75106998
>winnipeg airforce
canada has an airforce?
huh
So the caps are going to sweep boston aren't they?
Why don't Canucks recall Virtanen for the last 2 games?
>>75107012
this. early autist and news autist, please you go kill yourselves
>orange
>ever
this has been a lesson in how to spot a shit franchise 101
I'm watching the masters
>>75107092
because he is too fat to fit on the team jet, and a C-17 isn't immediately on hand
>>75107091
pretty good actually. im surprised nobody ranks the pongs tier one. i love those jerseys
>>75106998
so what's your explanation for calgary taking their name and colors from atlanta then?
>no one gives a fuck about canada
>>75107091
switch tampa and the preds, and it's perfect.
tampa has probably the lamest ones in the whole league, pretty much a half-baked ripoff of the leafs
is Elias one of the most underrated players ever?
>>75107178
tampa could just add gray or black stripes and that would solve it
hioly fuck this nigreesss lmfao
>>75106997
>m-muh news
>i-its better than e-early
You are just as bad as him.
>>75107203
t. early fag still crying about people leaving his thread
>>75107188
not really. great player but not particularly outstanding. plus he plays on a small market team nobody gives a fuck about.
>>75107191
they could just go back to their old ones, which were dope.
>>75107244
>>75107281
thought black dont crack? damn
>>75107235
I don't give a fuck about making threads hong lee. I wish all of you would just shut the fuck about your threads, christ.
>>75107178
>laffs
>>75107303
you literally just bitched about it. shut the fuck up and post something hockey related
>>75107152
Because Calgary hasn't no notable history other than being shitty cowboy and oil town and Edmonton already jacked their idea
>>75107281
those lips.. sexy wow... would look good surrounding my cock ;)...
>>75107188
He's one of the best playmakers of his generation. Could have put up hall of fame numbers if he didn't play for a defensive NJ team.
>>75107322
You first hong, you've been samefagging this whole thread.
>>75107342
i think people forget how good the devils and some of their were in the late 90's early 2000's
>>75107363
hong btfooooooooooo
>>75107363
Bonaqua xd lol so funny guys heheh ahahah. Ive never ever seen an early fag as ass blasted as you. Half the conversation in this thread has come off of stuff ive posted. You havnt contributed anything except bitching about your thread being taken down
>>75107089
They're gunna sweep whoever they get
First round
>all these fucking leafs ruining the thread
wtf I love rake day now
>>75107412
imagine being this upset about a thread
Are the Sharks really a reddit team?
>>75107415
its literally just one assblasted samefagging early fag shitting up the thread
>>75107434
They are a California team so yes
>>75107414
except the islanders
Leafs are gonna lose both games and Isles and TBL will both lose their very last game of the season with the Leafs getting in on the dumbest of luck.
>>75107434
yes.
>LE big beard men haah
>>75107461
how is that luck? they had more points
>>75107434
And what would a /hoc/ sharks fans meetup look like?
>bombings still haven't beaten craps since Barry trotz became coach
>>75107489
a couple mexicans
>>75107367
tfw Devils, who are the comfiest secondary team, gave up Literally Lou who somehow kept the same players signed to the same team for 2 decades and now the Laffs have the one GM who can keep a core together forever
lmao
>>75107434
kid front 2nd from left really regrets going with them
>>75107489
you can tell even more here
also the girl/boy getting molested in the front lol
>>75107434
I would rekt this qt
>>75107489
>And what would a /hoc/ sharks fans meetup look like?
4chan wouldn't never be able to purchase a ticket as being around children is breaking the terms of our release
>>75107489
>these are the people talking about hockey on reddit
>>75107579
Are you from Hongcouver? Or Brampton?
>>75107611
im everywhere u wan 2 b
>>75107528
>Lou who somehow kept the same players signed to the same team for 2 decades
this is a good thing? the devils have been shit for a decade aside from one miracle run in which they beat only shit teams to make the finals
>>75107564
she looks like a drug addict.
my man youve got issues
>using hockey pictures in OP
now THIS is reddit
>>75107489
>voluntarily going to a hockey game with middle aged liberal women
>>75107595
330k subscribers
@75107646
Don't ever fucking reply to my posts you disgusting shitskin.
>>75107629
Yeah cause now he has a good core he can keep and just rotate out parts. The Devils won 3 cups in 10 years and another cup final appearenace with an aging over the hill core.
>>75107489
Fucking kek
>>75107629
>1994
>1999
>2002
Those were not fluke runs
>>75107680
who fucking cares about politics man its a hockey game lmao
>>75107698
wtf? he locked up some many shit contracts before he level. clowe, zajac, and kovalchuk's would have totally fucked them had he stuck around. getting schneider was stupod, pushed back a much needed rebuild. dogshit prospect pool he left behind.
>>75107701
i was talking about the past decade, all of those were well before
What's the best seat you've ever had?
I sat next to the away team goalie in front row and got a stick from one of the three stars.
Toronto gets 3 or 4 points and Ottawa plays Toronto
Toronto gets 0-2 points and Ottawa plays Boston
Pls be Boston. I don't want Battle of Ontario V
>>75107744
at an nhl game? About row 8 i think. I dont really like siting by the glass you get a better view if you sit a bit higher.
>>75106813
GOD TIER
>wangs
>bahstin primaries
>avs alt
>flimflams alt
>oilels
>lumbus alts
GREAT TIER
>rags alt
>reddithawks
>islels primaries
>blots primaries
>canes primaries
>shittysota alts
GOOD TIER
>rags primaries
>laffs
>filthy primaries
>jersey primaries
>bolts alt
>shorks alt
>yotes
PASSABLE TIER
>filthy alt
>pongs
>craps alt
>sabres
>blose
>winterpeg
>kongs
>shittysota primaries
BAD TIER
>bahstin alt
>habs
>islels alt
>craps primaries
>avs primaries
>tards
>shorks primaries
>nucks
>canes alt
>lumbus primaries
DISGRACE TIER
>super nintendo
>flimflams primaries
>cats
>perds
>sucks
>>75107780
>he prefers shitty black kongs jersey over sharks teal jersey
LOL
>>75107770
>ottawa not dead last
fucking how?
>>75107780
>t. oilfag
>>75107813
Like their Alternate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GzcHptslVo live hawks
The kings white jersey is far nice then the black one
>>75107834
Doesn't excuse the fact that they literally use the Reebok template as their main jerseys
>>75107841
>reddit hawks
post a lelanders stream
>>75107841
>game that literally means nothing
Post Islanders or fuck off
>>75107740
Schneider is good, Clowe was a fluke, Zajac's contract isn't bad, and Kovalchuk could arguably have kept up his production given his performance in the KHL since leaving. Even then, it was all frontloaded so the buyout wouldn't be that bad. You're also glossing over his good signings throughout the years, even recently.
>>75107908
>Schneider is good
>>75107812
They're... Inoffensive. Not good. Inoffensive.
>>75107814
Ya got me
It's the truth though.
halak looking sharp, laffs chances looking GRIM
>>75107770
>Columbus that low
Friend you need to go look at a Columbus jersey because irl their stuff pops really well. That super dark blue works real well. TBL should be lower given that their unis are just ripoffs of the classic Leaf uniform. Sens, Capitals, Flames and Avs shoudl all be lower.
halak keeping the islanders in it
>>75107952
>liking columbus
fuck OFF akron
Hope the laffs lose if I can be honest with you. Tired of pajeet shitposting.
>no Devils Isles game thread
>>75107740
>>75107921
He's easily top 10 goalie in the league
>>75107938
If you honestly think those hideous orange monstrosities look good you're in deep denial
>>75106238
Picks:
Jets
Penguins
Habs
Sabres
Blues in OT
Stars
Wild
Oilers
Flames
>>75107687
it's too bad you 're still mad
>>75107952
>Columbus
Probably, looking at it through TV, I don't like it
Sens alternate is what is keeping them up for me
Caps and Avs could be lower, yes, had a hard time evaluating them
I like the Flames jerseys
>>75107966
He needs to stop
>>75107990
t. someone who elected a hideous orange monstrosity into the white house
>>75108050
>>75108050
Aren't all you albertaniggers rabid conservatives
>>75108050
>>75108050
>be american
>be LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>75108050
>>75108074
canadian conservative yes, not insane ameritarded conservative
>>75108050
S A V A G E
>>75108074
harper didn't even win his home district lmao
>>75108050
put me in the cap
>>75108050
>>75108050
>islels
mad gally dubs
habs at wongs
>>75108211
>>75108211
>>75108211
>>75108211
>>75108241
>>75108241
>>75108241
LEAFS PENGUINS
>>75107224
>>75107244
>>75107281
>>75108050
bretty gud
>>75108304
>please rise
>>75108318
good thing torterllini wasn't in the building
>>75108050
>canadians select their leader based on looks
wew no wonder you selected a drama teacher
>>75108050
>all this leaf samefagging
At least Amerifats didn't elect a literal socialist cuck
okay winnerpeg no goonery tonight from yall
>>75108369
shut up man, neoliberalism is killing us all, are you too blind or too stupid to see?
Please do not bully each other... reminder that our common enemy is the Laffers
HALAJ
>>75108423
t. cantpuck cancer
>>75108369
Apply yourself
>>75108423
lel, what a cute picture
hey man, I like the Maple Leafs, so take off hoser.
>>75108419
>he thinks who he elects is who rules him
>>75108050
This was a funny post, I enjoyed it, thank you :)
>>75108369
its a fucking joke Tomas
ISLES SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
PAJEETS ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>75108423
haha what is that hamster doing it's too big for the slide :D
>>75108357
Incidentally, we would never elect a filthy fingoloid even if it did have the motivation to step out of the sauna, commit to sobriety, and run for office.
>>75108535
Have fun paying your (((carbon tax))) bud
SKAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ISLES SCAR AGAIN
>islanders up 2-0
leafs sweating
>>75108535
hit a soft spot eh bud? enjoy your drama teacher
all very nice, but nyi still has to rely on pissburgh
I wish I could get excited, but I don't know
good ol minnesota boy crushing the leafs dreams
>>75108535
>thinks Finns are filthy
>voted a frog into office
>>75108706
at least our head of state is more famous than his dog
>>75108813
leave sophie out of this
>>75108486
at least Canada has a strong welfare state.
>>75108813
Truly meme worthy
>>75108946
FINN WITH THE GRIN
>>75108943
of course all greece cares about are the handouts
BASED KESSEL
TORONTO MAPLE LAUGHS
>fleury
kill yourself
>using your timeout on that shit challenege
the >pongs are throwing the game, report this to the NHL
>>75108899
>canadian president
>>75108967
>>75108986
>not wanting the canadian team to make the playoffs
>not wanting the scrappy kids to make the playoffs
explain yourself
>>75109119
>cheering for all canadian teams
fucking cuck
>>75109119
>le Canadian team meme
I'm a snes fan. Explain to me why I should care about Winnipeg and Vancouver.
>>75108899
>canadian president
>>75109175
>.ca
kek
god dammit devils
>>75109119
flams (my team) are in, so i just hope for the memeiest outcome from here on out
also i live in toronto so it's fun watching butthurt laffs fans
>>75109260
>placing your faith in the devils
grease likes them, that should tell you everything you need to know
i will literally lick crosbys butthole if the pens cuck the laffs tonight
>>75109297
how would one person's affection towards a team, from overseas mind you, ever have an effect on an organisation? what you are saying is elementary school babble.
>laffs activating their refpuck
nice job tipping the net over pekka you dumbass
Anyone watching the frozen four? It's my first time watching college hockey.
>>75109824
It's gonna be a 1 goal game desu. Probably 2-1
>don thinks the next olympics are in north korea
Chimera scores to make it 3 - 0 and keep the Islanders' playoff hopes alive!!!
>>75109999
nice quads
devlels are done
it's now completely up to pissburgh to keep the dream alive
>>75110052
>devils
>ever not done
wew
>>75109999
Holly shit I laughed hard.
Ovi the goat for taking out all these players couturier last year now werenski and Carlo today
WHERE ARE WE WATCHING THE COLLEGE CHAMPION SHIP FROZEN FOUR SHIT????
>>75110163
nobody gives a fuck about college hockey
>>75110163
On jewspn
The Islanders are undeservedly going to make the playoffs over us
>>75110181
is still hackey, ya fuck
>>75110188
suck my dick
they stumbled 20 times this season and they are still in the race
your team is dogshit
>>75110182
>technically, ...
>>75110240
>your team is dogshit
>the same team that swept your dick sucking team out of the playoffs last year
you would have to be delusional to think the Islanders are a better team than the Lightning. We could take the Caps to 7 games the shitty ass Islanders will get swept 100%.
What other hockey message boards do you guys use besides /hoc/
SSSSSSSCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>75109999
kek
>>75110296
LAFFS BTFO
>>75110279
/r/hockey
>>75110275
your faggot ass team is barely in the running because of how much they sucked
they don't deserve shit, it's a coinflip at this point
>>75110279
Im a huge redhead (reddit user). If you give me your username I can "upboat" (heh inside joke) your posts
>>75110357
>You tell 'em!
good long island boy Keith Kinkaid doing his part
>>75110357
your faggot ass team is barely in the running because of how much they sucked
they don't deserve shit, it's a coinflip at this point
>>75110370
You too! Nice! I'm /u/KikiFlowers, check out my posts I can always go for more karma!
>>75110357
why are you so rude? is it that hard living in a 3rd world country?
>>75110279
i browse hfboards when i take a shit
Andersen ded
Fuuuggg we're looking awful
>>75110414
correct, I'm not a delusional retard
now on your knees
>>75110434
What's that
>>75110416
Wow! That's a lot of karma! Good job friend! *pokes playfully*
Let's go Leafs!
>>75110434
Oh shit thank you based Norway, you will always be better than Sweden
Leafs are done. Worst possible ending for us.
Fleury is such a terrible goalie. He has zero composure. The moment the puck comes near him he starts flailing
>>75110667
Why do you think he's going to Vegas?
>>75110667
Atleast he's alive
fucking pens cant even beat the laffs fuck you
>>75110569
Haha I'm working on it. What's your /u/? Also, who's your Liiga team? I try to watch the European leagues often! Far superior and skill based over the NA leagues!
>>75110595
Would be worse to face the Caps than miss the playoffs altogether
SID THE KID SAVING US FROM THE LEAF MENACE
PONGS SCCCAAAAAARRRRRRR
PAJEETS BTFOOOOO
GUYS
i may come out of nowhere and win my fantasy hockey league
pray4connor mcdavid tonight to have a big game
and jake allen and the blues must win
come on hoc we can do it
>>75110784
If they win tonight tho they probably won't end up playing the caps
phil fatssel for the GWG
>>75110552
It's useful for getting vids and stats for prospects
>>75110576
sweden always tries to act like everyone's mom, so gay
how is this fatboy good?
>>75110861
you take that back hes not fat hes big boned
>>75110830
>Connor "25th place in goals" McChickenshit to do anything of note besides for getting his name scribbled onto a statsheet for a secondary assist with a bunch of eraser marks
Is there a good HFBoard app?
>>75110830
you bet on the blues?
agree or disagree:
nobody should be awarded the rocket richard if they do not score at least 50 goals
Isles win
>>75111000
McTears internet defense force. You are what are known in wrestling circles as "marks"
>>75111069
>knowing anything about wrestling
>>>/asp/
preds love scoring short handed goals also ryan ellis is a beast.
God damn Pens better win in regulation.
>>75111042
Agree or Disagree
A defenseman can't win the Norris unless he registers 120 hits
Do you guys think Guentzal is legit or just a product of playing with crosby
Why is the cbc live feed played in such a small video player? If you don't watch fullscreen it's like watching ants.
>>75111042
They should have a seperate reward(s) for players who get past the 50 mark, maybe some kind of bonus system too. But they should still give out an award to the leading goal scorer regardless.
>>75111122
That's just stupid. Hits are not a dman specific thing.
>tfw >laffsposting is back soon
Agree or Disagree
A rookie can't win the Calder unless he absolutely snipes one in his own net
>letting in 2 goals in 8 shots
Is goaltending the maple leaf's weakest link?
>>75111133
Is Maroon legit, or just a product of playing with McDavid?
>>75111272
lol uhhhhhhh...
Nothing would be more satisfying than to see the Laffs miss the playoffs by a couple points. Don't let me down Pongs/BJs.
I normally hate the Pens but God damn I hope they can give us at least one more day of
>laffs
BASED GAGNER
Is Lehkonen the Finnish Kucherov? He will score 30 next year.
>>75111192
100% agree, it is the mark of the elite
>>75106359
I remember the /tv/ series it was fucking great
Episode 1/ >rags the gang finds a rag and becomes An inside joke
>>75111471
>finland
>>75106412
this is excellent, I wish there were more
If the flimes had the same loss-OTL ratio as the loafs, they would be the top team in the Pacific division.
Jeff Skinner is pretty good
i have no fucking faith in the shitlumbus poojackets beating the laffs tomorrow
>>75111891
theyre a memeteam what do you expect
>tfw can hear my parents shit talking me in the other room
>"well he went out and he raked up the dog poop. He didn't rake the entire yard though. He did take a nap.
My dad's kind of a douche bros.
>>75112031
Maybe rake the fucking yard you pathetic waste of space
>>75112031
why would you rake the yard in spring?
>>75112031
move out then loser
Think she started jerking him off. Heard kissing noises and a deep sigh.
Left my bedroom.
>>75112074
I'd only move if I'd move towns, and I just started a new job. Right now I don't fee as big of a loser to find an apartment for no reason.
>>75112060
Snow melted, lawn full of dogshit
>>75112054
I did, I don't know why he expected to me to rake everything unless he actually believes it will "aerated the yard"
>>75112225
>your dad is still only getting hand jobs as an adult
haha what a faggot just like his son
>>75112225
what team do you follow
>>75111891
But they're back to back.
>laffs
get fucked laffs
OH MY FUCKING GOD LAFFS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>laffs
one step closer to shitronto rioting
>>75112292
So is columbus
please pens, you can do it
Is that the most laffable way to lose possible?
>>75112283
Your favorite team
>>75112397
hahaha faggot just tell me
>>75112411
What does that prove?
>refpuck even ruining amateur level hockey
Bettmannnn
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT A FIRST GOAL TO GET!
>flu3ry
pissburgh not even trying, crosby line has barely played at all
after all the shitposting, its a fin that saves the leafs
oh the ironing
>>75112658
FUCK >we're getting swept
>gets first point in 16th game
>>75112690
hes playing with martin and boyle
Jackets will win a series
>pongs
good for nothing tbqh, swept by columbus imo
enjoy being swept in four toronto
GET FUCKED ISLELS AND PUBLIX
pissburgh should be fined for throwing the game tbqh
>seeing Gardiner celebrate
>>75112835
>m-muh wont make the playoffs
>m-muh getting swept
MOVE THOSE GOALPOSTS
>>75112835
>sweep
>four
That's not how it works here.
FUCK THE PONGS
kys Pittsburgh
>crosby
what a bust lmao
Yo...
Did we jus make dem playoffs...yo?
>switch over from the habs winning
>laffs score
>crosby can't score on a backup
buttman fixed this didn't he?
>best player in hockey
>hes literally wide open in front of goal with nobody within 5 feet of him
the ABSOLUTE STATE of this defense
APOLOGIZE
>>75112948
the nhl is definitely rigged
>>75112958
McDavid isn't playing
1ST FOR STANLEE CUP CHAMPS
>auston secondaryemptynethews
kek
F O R TY
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HOC ON SUICIDE WATCH
40$)4040$)404040404040404040404040404040
>>75112977
That's why he said best player in hockey
PONGS ARE SHIT LOL
Hope a fight breaks out and crosby gets his dick chopped off.
40 for Matthews
HOC
COMPLETELY BTFO
>>75112958
Thats odd. McDavid doesn't hit the ice for another 15 minutes, lad.
HAHAHAHAH
GET FUCKED
YOU'RE WELCOME LEAFBROS
>>75113030
But Kane's game ended an hour ago
>>75112993
I like Memetthews though
>>75112958
>crosby
>best player in hockey
Is he even the best player on his team?
Nice, another reason to hate the Pongs. At least sweeps are fun to watch.
Sorry Publix friends.
>>75113070
You have the rangers though, why not cheer for them?
GOOD FUCKING NIGHT, ISLANDERS AND BOLTS!
PUBLIX BTFOOOOOOO
SHITTY ASS SANDWICHES
LMFAOOOO
>>75113068
this, Their goaler just died.
Holy shit
Pongs playing 5D chess
They wanted to cuck publixfags and islels """"fans'""""
>>75113085
>rags
>>75113123
>cucking 20,000 people instead of 100,000+ people
why?
Where all the Tampa Bay fans?
40
Calder
Reminder:
Leafs play in a trash division
And they still have to rely on other teams star players being injured to make playoffs
>>75113145
Because Laffs will cuck themselves getting swept to Ottawa.
>>75113159
the calder is thr kiss of death for a players career
>>75113163
Dont forget the loser points!
Guys the >perds choked and gave up a shorthanded goal in the final minute to clinch a matchup with the >hacks
LAFFS IN THE PLAYOFFS
This is so beautiful
>>75113085
u wot
wow they really do become insufferable with just a slight amount of success
Nice zero (0) point game for Laine to cap his playoff-less season.
Calder standings:
1. Matthews
2. Nylander
3. Marner
4. Werenski
5+. Who cares?
Alright leafs bandwagon fan here who do I need to be rooting for? Who should I hate?
>L-LAFFS WILL CHOKE YOU'LL SEE!
SUCK
MY
FUCKING
DICK
YOU SALTY FAGGOTS
FUCK OFF SUNBELT NIGGERS
FUCK OFF LONG ISLAND NIGGERS
WE PLAYOFFS NOW
>>75113165
>ottawa
>winning a series against the leafs
everyones face when you uttered this comedy
APOLOGIZE
>>75113192
>Finnish goaltending vs Reddit
Interesting
>>75113203
Pretty awful, tbqh. And I'm an oilnigger.
>>75113180
Sure has been for Ovechkin and Kane.
>>75113220
fuck off you havent been here for years you band waggoning faggot
>the laffs wont even make the playoffs
what did they mean by this?
>>75113203
no worse than pubelix posting really
>>75113165
Toronto is 4-0 against Ottawa in the playoffs. It's not changing
>>75113192
They started giving up goals right when the Blues clinched third like they were watching the scoreboard. It's a worse matchup, but I guess they wanted to avoid the western travel again.
>>75113200
And if they get a point tomorrow its Ottawa vs Toronto series.
>Yfw Leafs get eliminated in a 1-0 game four, by a goal from phaneuf.
>>75113236
>le no cups ever man
why the fuck would you bring him up to refute his point?
>leafs won't make the playoffs
WHERE ARE YOU NOW? HUH!?
Bandwagon fag here. Is matthews good or is he just a meme?
>>75113275
>>75113217
Frig off ricky. All streaks come to an end
>>75113285
Kane has three Cups, big guy.
Great series of posts.
>>75113236
ovi has never made it past the second round
kane is an outlier
>>75113283
>ottawa
>sweeping anyone
wew
>>75113275
I guess its not changing because the leafs lose tomorrow and get swept by the caps?
>>75113283
>1-0
im a leafs fan and theres no way they only let in 1 goal in any of the games
Fun fact, the leafs have the worst GA of any playoff team.
>>75113283
A Snes v Laffs playoff series would be awesome
We'll get a loser point tomorrow, no doubt
>>75113297
>american reading comprehension
inb4 "i was only pretending to be retarded"
Congrats for earning FOUR (4)! more games to the season, leafs!!
>>75113293
40 goals playing with Zach Hyman?
Yeah, he's pretty good.
>>75113203
this is why no one wanted them in
>>75113244
Ive been a watchful protector watching, waiting, overlooking and now i have returned
>>75113310
Somebody has to have it desu
>>75113331
looks good man
>camera quickly turns away from the homeless shitskin panhandling right outside ACC
kek
Auston Matthews: 40 Goal Scorer
>>75113293
He needed an ENG to get 40. Hes a meme.
>>75113324
>I can ignore one of the two discretionarily
Please stop crying.
>>75113351
Where's your daddy?
Matchups left to be decided
>Washington vs ???
>Atlantic 2 vs Atlantic 3
>Pacific 1 vs wildcard 1
>Pacific 2 vs Pacific 3
The rest are locked
>pongs vs >bjs
>hasb vs >rags
>hacks vs >perds
>mild vs >blose
>>75113293
He plays with average to shit linemates (such as Zach "Can't Score on an empty net" Hyman") so 40 goals for that basically puts him at McDavid tier at least. If he gets better he could potentially be the best US hockey player since Brett Hull
Suicide watch for lightning/islanders fans
>>75113275
post the CUJO clips or any clips of Toronto BTFOing ottawa in the playoffs its always in hilarious fashion kek
Matthews #34 scored his 40th goal with 3.4 seconds left.
MILK MEME MAGIC
Please kill me, just end all my missery. I dont want to live anymore
F I N L A N D
I
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L
A
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>he thinks publix is out of the playoffs
Heh... don't think so, bucko.
>>75113373
buston isnt a ppg
thats the hard cutoff for being elite in the nhl
>>75113364
>fewer empty net goals than laine
>still has more goals than him while carrying a childrens author on his line
>>75113365
>amerifat mad he got btfo
hahah cya fucktard
L A F F S
A
F
F
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>leafs in
commence mega salt for the next few weeks
>Matthews with a Patrik Laine Special to secure the Calder
Masterclass trolling.
>>75113403
LEAFS/FINNS BROSHIP WHEN?
>>75113405
This is true, Ryan Ellis shops at Publix
>>75113406
dont worry he'll be getting secondary assists a plenty like mcmeme next season
>asian holding sign
>"i love this game" on one side
>"just became fan" on the other
kek
KEK
maple shits fans everybody
>>75113423
>Comparing shit to diarreah
Jajajajaja
desu it's better for the laffs to make the playoffs
Toronto has the parade planned and it'll be so sweet when they get swept
>>75113391
Cheer up, you guys put up a hell of a run to close out the season. The playoffs were the leafs to lose more than yours to win. Taveres will sign long term and you will make it next year.
Alright leafags bandwagoner here, who is the most meme of all leafs and how are they going to get us through to the stanley cup finals?
>>75113425
I'd leave too if I were you.
>>75113459
>>75113373
if zach could finish, or do anything other than toss passes out front, matthews would have 80+ points
>>75113467
>who is the most meme of all leafs
phil kessel
How mad is every non leafs fan that we have the future GOAT in Matthews?
Elliotte Friedman just said he's voting for Matthews for Calder
Did andersen died?
>Ristolainen chose to wear the same number as Kronwall (#55)
>Kapanen wears his visor in the same way as Kronwall
Really makes me think
why are oilel fags so upset at based mathews? is it because he has more goals than mcsecondary?
>>75113439
jest fans apoplectic
>mfw they still think laine is "better"
Stamkos to laffs when
>>75113481
kek laffers have been pushing the linemates excuse for 81 games now
give it a rest already lmao
At least Andershit is kill. I kind of want Laffs to get a point tomorrow.
Getting swept by the Snes will be incredible. Watching the shitskins suicide after that will be fun
>>75113483
They have to still be on the team dude come on
You're either a fan for life, or you never were one to begin with
tbf
>>75113423
Laine was on pace for 40 until he got hit by Mccabe though.
If Matthews wasn't borderline american he too would've got assaulted by a goon who can barely read the scoreboard
>>75113504
>>Kapanen wears his visor in the same way as Kronwall
Retarded?
>>75113441
the blue and white is already there
>>75113539
did you not see what happened to Laine when they took him off sheifele's line?
>>75113481
>Guentzel consistantly misses empty nets
>Kunitz consistantly misses open nets
>Sheary is a 3rd liner thats too small to play grinder
Not an excuse. Real GOATS make their linemates as good as they are
>>75113556
Nah, it's cool bruh
>>75113537
>wanting a meme made of glass
>have based matthews already
>>75113575
no i dont waste my life watching jest games
holy shit hoc is mad af leafs are in the playoffs
just imagine how red their anuses will be when the leafs win the cup LOL
>>75113573
is this after kaps goal?
>>75113327
they're already the most profitable team in the world, just imagine how much more profitable they'll be after they sell two games worth of playoff tickets
>>75113578
that's the best player in the world though.
hmmmmm so the leafs need a point to face ottawa in the playoffs or they play washington
>>75113608
the nhl will fold and youll be deported back to pakistan before that happens
>>75113619
right after the first commercial break after the goal
>>75113406
So is Ovechkin not elite anymore then?
>>75113639
Nice projection currynigger
>>75113608
Leafs have never won a conference championship ever.
What makes you think they're going to start now?
If Toronto gets a loser point agains the BJs to finish the season then:
>two sub .500 win% teams would get to face eachother in the first round while the Bruins have to face the presidents trophy winners
>the Atlantic division wining Habs have to face a 100 point team in the first round
kek
>>75113504
Stop it already. It's just a coincidence! Are you the same swede from last time?
>>75113539
>10 goals and 18 points playing top 6 minutes with nylander and mathews every game
>>75113620
>most profitable team in the world
Maybe in 2010. >rags and hasbs have a better value than laffs now.
>>75113648
fuck no, nobody would argue ovi is elite this season
>>75113662
I think Bob started today so the Laffs should win
>>75113655
they have the second most cups of any team THATS WHY you newfag LOL LURK MORE AHAHHAHAH holy fuck
well preds play the blackhawks again wtf
>>75113680
>pre 1967 cups
kek
KEK
>>75113666
M-maybe
I'm just saying, as things add up, the chance of them being coincidences drop
>>75113680
>Cups from before the league was split into conferences
>Cups from when there were less teams than games needed to win the cup.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75113692
good job not being autistic and making a new thread. I appreciate that anon.
>>75113707
>>75113731
spotted the cupless cantpuck chink fans
MY SIDES
>>75113761
probably because hes tthe reddit cuck forcing the unfunny bonaqua nonmeme
>>75113423
>>75113481
Mathews is the same style of players as guys like Rick Nash and Hemsky. He's a puckhog who doesn't use his teammates and tries to do everything himself.
>>75113578
Great doesn't turn shit into metal
>>75112977
Good thing McDavid doesn't score goals
If he asked to recreate a situation where we need someone to pass it to a player who then passes it to a goalscorer we will keep McMeme in mind
>>75113466
Thanks buddy
>>75114172
or you'll get cucked by toronto again and Tavares will sign with them
>>75114222
>implying any star would willingly go to toronto
>>75113551
nah, because matthews doesn't skate though the neutral zone with his head down
>>>75113551
nah, because matthews doesn't skate though the neutral zone with his head down