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/bundes/liga - FC BAYERN vs BORUSSIA DORTMUND #2

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2-1 at HT

>1-0 Ribery
>2-0 Lewandowski
>2-1 Guerreiro
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wenger out
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Some men just want to cut inside.
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>>75101029

wenger in!
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>schalke
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>>75101012
is this an actual video?
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don't write /bundes/ in the match threads please
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have you ever tried cutting inside while you were playing football?
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On which cut inside will Robben score?

I say the 7th will be the one
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Who are the good guys?
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>>75101050
Yeah
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>>75101052
This oh my God.
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>>75101057
Are you saying it will be 7-1?
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>>75101058

BvB
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>>75101029
>>75101029
>>75101029
>>75101029
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>>75101081
nice flag
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>>75101053
fifa yes
irl no
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>>75101081
RARE
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>>75101085
Where can I buy gf shares?
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Dembele to Bayern is inevitable with Robben and Ribery soon retiring.
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Fuck guys I was walking in manhattan last night and some 10/10 latina smiled at me as she passed. Literally the happiest a girl has ever been while looking at me. Not just a smile. You could see all her teeth, and she adjusted her scarf and threw her hair back so as to groom her self for me. I still don't know why I didn't stop her and say hi and ash for her number. I was so shocked that I spilled my spaghetti and looked down and to the right instead of maintaining eye contact. Then I went on a date with a 5/10 girl that just complained about how much homework professors give at barnard the whole night

Also, Dembele a shit. This is pathetic. The more he shits the bed the less he passes to his teammates. Pulisic is obviously superior.
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>>75101052
jelly
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>>75101053
i tried then i slipped and fell on concrete
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remember when phil jones would take corners
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>cut inside
>choke
old Robben is back
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>>75101052
what about /bündes/?
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Glorious day of football.
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>>75101102

at farmersonly dot com
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>>75101117
Nice blog fgt
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>>75101053
in youth football, many times.
now I'm a """""centre back""""" so I don't get the chance
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>>75101042
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>>75101130
that's fine
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Well it's certainly nice to see how friendly Dortmund are with Real Madrid.
Let's just kick all Bayern players in the face and violently assault them haha right guys
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>>75101154
What is a zuma?
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Damn, need to take a shit. Is it possible to be back before the second half starts? Or do I fight through
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>>75101205
Chelsea player
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>>75101012
OP shouldn't be biased and if OP is pro-buyern he should kill himself.
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>>75101117

hopefully tuchel will sort him out in the half
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>>75101206
Just take a really fast shit.
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>>75101206
Bring your tv to the sauna, that way your shit evaporates in the heat and you don't need to worry about cleaning it up
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>>75101206
>not having shit bottles
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>>75101206
just smash it out, janni.
worst thing that can happen are hemorrhoids
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>>75101205
Sibusiso
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who /half time fap/ here?
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>>75101206
How about you fuck off mongol
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>>75101152
>tfw the coach puts you in a position you arent good at
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>>75101206
thanks for sharing
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>>75101251
Rude
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>>75101106
Dembele to Bayern will never happen after the Götze fiasco.
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>>75101236
I keked greatly.
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>>75101264
Dortmund is still a selling a club.
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>>75101247
Not today, i aways but not now...
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>>75101247

I didn't have enough time
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>rode
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>Castro out, Rode in

Tuchel loves giving us meme material, do you think he browses /sp/?
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>>75101037
Thanks. What a goal!
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>>75101304
>do you think he browses /sp/?
n-no I'm not.
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imagine if rode of all players would score vs bayern
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>>75101273
but Buyern won't fall for the Dortmund meme youngster that easily now
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>>75101205
A bit like Peggle
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HE FINALLY DID IT
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>rode fuckup directly leads to lcim goal
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>>75101273
dembele to bayern will not happen.bayern would rather buy bale or some other big player
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7wpzKvNhfA

CUT
CUT
CUT
CUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7wpzKvNhfA
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Watching this bald cunt score like this gets boring after the 100th time
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ugh finally
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LCIM LCIM LCIM LCIM
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ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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CUT CUT CUT
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THERE IT IS
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INSIDE
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT KEEPS HAPPENING

LE CUT INSIDE MAN STRIKES AGAIN
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>doubting me
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LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN LE CUT INSIDE MAN
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He did it again!
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THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
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Based lcim
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Thank you Le cut inside man
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fuck
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LCIM CUTTING INSIDE
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>topcut
ROOOOOOBBEN
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will he pass the ball now?
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>le cut inside man did it again

is there anyone who can stop him?
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SASUGA
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*cuts inside respectfully to another title*
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THE MADMAN JUST FUCKING CUT INSIDE!
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ROBBEN CUTTING INSIDE!!!
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le cut inside man did it.
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CUT
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dortmund will never give 100%.
meisterschaft is unrealistic, extremely packed weeks coming up, lots of injuries, target for the season is CL (qualifier)

i say it will end 3-1 for the customers
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HOW?
HOW /SP/?
HOW THE FUCK HE ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH IT?

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

AND STILL NO ONE CAN STOP HIM

I LOVE THAT GUY
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WE KNEW IT WAS COMING
T Y B C I M
Y
B
C
I
M
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LE
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WE ALL CALLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEDD IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

CUTS INSIDE
AND SCORES
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dortmund will never give 100%.
meisterschaft is unrealistic, extremely packed weeks coming up, lots of injuries, target for the season is CL (qualifier)

i say it will end 3-1 for the customers
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
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KEK INSIDE!!!
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LE

C U T

I N S I DE

M A N

HOW CAN HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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dortmund will never give 100%.
meisterschaft is unrealistic, extremely packed weeks coming up, lots of injuries, target for the season is CL (qualifier)

i say it will end 3-1 for the customers
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>>75101057
welp, it ended up being the 6th inside cut
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WHO CAN POSSIBLY STOP HIM???
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for real: he's fucking doing the cut every time. why dont teams react to this stupid cunt?
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Arjen, ich liebe dich!
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He actually did it, the madman
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these are the football threads now

really makes u think
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dortmund will never give 100%.
meisterschaft is unrealistic, extremely packed weeks coming up, lots of injuries, target for the season is CL (qualifier)

i say it will end 3-1 for the customers.
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LE


Why is Robben so smug yet likable?
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OMG DID HE REALLY CUT INSIDE RIGHT NOW????

WTF
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>>75101408
B A S E D
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>>75101396
Well predicted Klaus
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How many cut inside goals does Robben have? Have you counted them?
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Has any player ever master a move as good as LCIM does?
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>the one trick pony strikes again

kek how does he keep getting away with it for 15 years in a row
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>>75101420
see
>>75101397
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honestly, how aare defenders not able to stop him. he literally cuts inside every time
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>>75101385
>/SP/
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>>75101431
>31
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>>75101443
6
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>>75101447
His technical ability is not far from Messi.
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>>75101450
The bald cunt is made of glass, touch him and he'll dive
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>>75101384
nice damage control, shareholder

also, this was posted before
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>>75101469
also his outstanding pace
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>>75101450
Because he is a master in doing this.
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>>75101450
lets see.
ill flip a coin and you have to bet every time i flip it what side will come up.
ill get head like 20 times in a row (as if) - what would you bet for the 21st round?
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>>75101446
Only a few. He is on the level with Dirk Nowitzki and his fade away jumper desu senpai
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The dodgy fucking flapper
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>>75101446
Penaldo and flopping
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>>75101447
His cut inside game is on another level. Not even Messi can keep up.
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I scored a cut inside goal today in my Sunday League game. ty based Robben for inspiration

Keeper should have saved it tbqh
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>>75101446
ovechkin has the power point blast
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>>75101526
>Keeper should have saved it tbqh
as always
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>>75101512
based
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Sahin is on the bench and Rode is playing, why?
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>>75101526

How felt that?
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>>75101540
>memes
thats why.
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>>75101499
no one here watches basketball so you will have to further explain your post I'm afraid
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What was he trying to convey with this goal? What is his end game?

Can someone answer these for me?
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His ability to cut insade is absurd, he is the madman and you can't stand that shareholder
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>>75101540
idk
i'm not the dortmund coach
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>they told me I could do anything I wanted when I grew up
>so I decided to cut inside and shoot
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>>75101559
>dirtmund defending
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>>75101559
just for fun
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you can clearly tell that tactituchel is not mad at all.
everything goes as planned....
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dortmund will never give 100%.
meisterschaft is unrealistic, extremely packed weeks coming up, lots of injuries, target for the season is CL (qualifier)

i say it will end 3-1 for the customers
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You see a bald head in the distance running towards you with unmatched speed and full control of the ball. He leaves everyone behind him, at his confirmed 32km/h pace. It's just you, and the goalie between him and scoring. You know he'll cut inside eventually, and dive for a penal if you try to stop him.

What do you do..? WHAT DO YOU FUCKING DO WHEN LCIM COMES RUNNING TOWARDS YOU?
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>>75101559
its just banter m8 calm down
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>>75101559
He makes Right Midfielders great again
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>>75101548

Feels good man. It put us 3-2 up and then we won 4-2
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>>75101559
He doesn't care for the goal. Is end game is to cut inside
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>sub off dembele cause he wants to be lcim 2.0
>bring in emredcardforprotest mor
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>>75101559

He wants to see someone try to stop him. Like a criminal who leaves an obvious clue for the cops to see if they can finally nab him.
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>zidane when thinking about wednesday
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dortmund will never give 100%.
meisterschaft is unrealistic, extremely packed weeks coming up, lots of injuries, target for the season is CL (qualifier)

i say it will end 3-1 for the customers
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>>75101598
Turn 360 degrees and run away
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>>75101559
The most Robbenish goal you could have ask for
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>>75101494
false equivlence. im willing to bet he cuts inside 90% of the time he picks up the ball on the wing. let him beat you with a cross if he decides to not cut inside but do not let him cut inside
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>>75101598
Let him dive
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>>75101610
JUST
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>Lewanshitski
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OFFICIAL: Real Madrid confirm Pepe fractured his 7th and 8th left ribs after a clash vs. Atletico. Doubtful for Bayern.
>https://twitter.com/SquawkaNews/status/850766365896183809
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>>75101598
*blocks his path*
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>>75101598
Has anyone tried just standing there? Would robben.exe crash?
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>Dembele

so much for world class talent

put some quality defenders against him and he's nothing
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>>75101641
He'll just walk it off
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>>75101641
how did he break his ribs? did someone kick him?
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>>75101598
Let him dive and cursin in dutch
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>>75101661
kroos
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>>75101631
>false equivlence
no
>im willing to bet he cuts inside 90% of the time he picks up the ball on the wing.
thats the point.
he did it the last 15 years, without exception.
even when the chance is 99%, there is a slight chance of him NOT cutting inside.

the day will come...
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He goes again
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>>75101651
He's 19 faggot
Wait a few years
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Will he ever stop cutting?
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>>75101651
He is a kid. Give him time.
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>>75101646
If it was a bigger match this cap might be one of THE caps
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>he almost did it again
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>>75101670
yes my question was why don't they just block his path inside? they know its coming but they still defend as though he will run to the byline and cross
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>>75101669
double agent kroos
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>>75101610
>z z
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>>54317388
morning

>>54319165
we will make it

>>54319333
fuck

>>54319377
this

>>54319534
tight dreams i mean sleep tight, sweet dreams

>>54319571
you are fine in my book, whatever that means

>>54319792
whatever keeps his boat floating

>>54319993
>paderbundes
>not mong'bagdach
inconsistent

also these >>54320011 >>54320017 >>54320041

>>54320021
good question; he should be on there

>>54320123
hes absolutely right, i see no madness or anything in there. hes just stating facts. keep in mind that i havent watched the video

>>54320152
>I still have the hair shirt and am not brushed to riot
thanks for the heartily chuckle

>>54320289
>19:00 Bayern Munich II 2 - 0 TSV Buchbach
yes please

>14:00 FC Memmingen 0 - 5 Wuerzburger Kickers
no thanks

>14:00 Greuther Furth II 1 - 0 1860 Munchen II
yes please

i like your bundesliga predictions. rest seems pretty adequate too

>>54320362
this

>>54320370
i was wondering what is going to happen if he loses his next three matches or so, like really losing them. not a 3-4 or 0-1, but like 0-4 and 1-5 and 0-2-esque

also this >>54320375

>>54320443
sounds like a song

>>54320668
its not

>>54320817
summer 2015

>>54320880
roberto firmino is no bayern player. hes the kind of guy who follows the footsteps of edin dzeko or demba ba. keep in mind hes brazilian

>>54321069
staying inside, not moving
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>>75101681
Hes a nigger though
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HE JUST CAN'T STOP CUTTING INSIDE
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>>75101706
xD
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pulisic doing his best ozil impression today
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go away brazil
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Robben is playing an absurd today, absolutely madman
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That's some good 'tism
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>took 60 min to finally give one of the cunts a yellow ard
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>OBAMA
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>>75101698
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>>75101698
interesting post
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>>75101678
>>75101681
Plus, he has been starting for almost every recent match. The fatigue must be huge since this is his first real professional season.
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>Obama
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>obama
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BOATENG
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BENULDY
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thanks obama
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A FUCKING AMERICAN PRESIDENT
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>Not a red card
FUCK OFF
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So are we just gonna ignore the fact that Thiago should've gotten a penulty there, but was fair enough to reject it?

Why are Bayern players such fair sportsmen?
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>>75101691
maybe they think it would work like with little children and he would get bored of it.

but he wont.
obviously
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NO ERA PENAL
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>the city of defence
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Si era penal
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>>75101778
double punishment doesn't exist anymore
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press F to pay respekt to dirtmud
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>>75101698
Anon, are you ok?
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>only yellow card
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why is dirtmouth so pathetic? i'm cringing since the third minute
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dortmund will never give 100%.
meisterschaft is unrealistic, extremely packed weeks coming up, lots of injuries, target for the season is CL (qualifier)

i say it will end 4-1 for the customers
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VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN
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Hahhahahaa dat blatant DIVE
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>UPDATE

Lewandowski (26 goals)

Aubameyang (25 goals)

Modeste (23 goals)
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Anyone ITT willing to buy shares at a discount?
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a lot of chocolate faces in the crowd senpai
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dortmund will never give 100%.
meisterschaft is unrealistic, extremely packed weeks coming up, lots of injuries, target for the season is CL (qualifier)

i say it will end 4-1 for the customers
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Energy drink sabe us DDD:
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>>75101598
I would stop him with a kiss <3
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WHAT A PENALTY
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>you now remember what happened last time we trailed 2-1 at the allianz arena
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>>75101835
whats the offer?
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Were they BFF?
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>>75101835
3 euros per share for 1000 shares, no more
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>>75101778
they changed that, justin
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>>75101698
what did he mean by this?
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>Lewy injured
pls no
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Is he doing in on purpose? How much did he get paid for this?
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>now there is no one to protect kimmich from being bullied

;-;
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>bayernwinslol
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Louis Van Gaal is playing football with players he doesn't have, 5 at the back won't work when you're playing 2 wingers at wing back who don't have the defensive ability to play there, the centre halves all look shaky on the ball, they look like they can be bullied off it with minimal pressure. The midfield is poor and lacks creativity/comfort on the ball. The front triangle is just not working because you have 2 players (Mata and Rooney) receiving the ball facing the wrong way making them look shaky whenever they get it, and Van Persie might as well just not play. Then you have Van Gaal's philosophy of recycle the ball which absolutely kills any tempo they may have which United thrived on under Fergie. The players don't want to play and you can't blame them.

The solution:
4 at the back, let's not play trendy European 3-5-2/5-3-2 or whatever it is, United simply don't have the players for it. The back line needs to be optimally
Rafael-Smalling-Rojo-Shaw
or next game with (injuries)
Jones-Smalling-Rojo-Blackett
this would stop them being pressured off it every time because the full backs could actually act as full backs and the space between the centre halves wouldn't be so huge
Darren Fletcher is way past it and shouldn't even be in the squad. Cleverly can play a role, he can switch the play and hold possesion so I'd keep him. A signing is in dire need here, it's really lacking but optimally it would be
Carrick-Jones-Cleverly
with Jones sitting very deep to protect the defence, Cleverly there to retain tempo when recycling play and Carrick for creativity and passing, the front 3 in my mind without question should be
Januzaj-Rooney-Mata
Mata and Januzaj both playing wide but cutting inside when on the ball as they are both very agile, talented dribblers and Rooney is a brilliant complete forward. Van Persie has looked poor for a while now and I'd rather Danny Welbeck playing for me.

Signings:Khedira, Di Maria and Mats Hummels, reliable/experienced/commanding
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>>75101780
>Why are Bayern players such fair sportsmen?
>Robben
>Ribbery
>Vidal

Hmmmm
>>
>posting children
untermensch
>>
Is there anything more pathetoc than Buyern Muncheat? I don't think so.
>>
>>75101845
WHAT A MAN
>>
>>75101876
>Lewa is kill right before Real
POTTERY
>>
>>75101897
the Borussia Dortmund GmbH & Co. KGaA
>>
>>75101897
Stop the damage control.
>>
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How many Dortmund are leaving the stadium already? What is going through their heads?
>>
>>75101876
>beim Schwalben berletzt

Hahaha can't make 5hat shit up!
>>
>Lewandowski's shoulders BTFO

lel, that's it, Real basically already won

Don't worry Bauern, we will proudly represent Germany in the semi-finals :^)
>>
dortmund will never give 100%.
meisterschaft is unrealistic, extremely packed weeks coming up, lots of injuries, target for the season is CL (qualifier)

i say it will end 4-1 for the customers
>>
>Ribéry being given the kiss of death by Don Ancelotti
>>
>>75101943
>schwalbe
geh ins bett sören
>>
SHAREHOLDERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW
>>
Rivery a tsundere.
>>
just a reminder that lewy could have stayed in dortmind and lead the team to achieve as much as bayern had but he is a bussy who didnt want to work
>>
somebody remind me what the point of the bundeslelga
>>
>>75101976
>what is money
>>
>>75101969
this im so mad
>>
>>75101984
bayern wins, next 8 teams fight for 2-9 and the last 9 fight for relegation
>>
>>75101841
this
>>
>>75101958
>implying Mbappe and the Monaco lads won't rape you 7-5
>>
>>75101967
>still pretending this wasn't a dive

Geht in den Ziegenstall deine Schwester ficken, Alois.
>>
>>75101984
Only time germans are allowed to feel proud of their identities without sjws verbally raping them
>>
>>75101976
well if a faggot gets the chance to get blown by Lahm you can't hold him
>>
>>75102019
Why don't any women play in the bundesliga

i feel that is very sexist
>>
>>75101976

feels bad
>>
just a reminder that leipzig put up more of a fight than these bvb bitchboys
>>
>>75102019

talent scouts for bayern.
>>
goddamnit, just spilled water all over my keyboard

good thing it was just mineral water and it's still working

still, a situation that could've been avoided, I feel disappointed with myself
>>
>>75102013
bleib sauer bis du ins bett gehst sören
>>
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cucks
>>
>>75101909
It's no big loss. He chokes in big games anyway. We don't call him Lewanchokeski for nothing.

Muller and Robben can more than make up for Mr I'll-score-5-against-small-fry-and-turn-invisible-in-big-games.
>>
Can we stop this forced "klassiker" (ugh) meme now? It's clear those two teams are nowhere near close enough to each other in ability to call this some great showdown of football titans.
>>
>>75102065
Why are you watching a Russian stream?
>>
>putting hummels on

kek ebin bantz carlo
>>
>>75102081
>ugh
>>
>>75102074
>le STILL mad false flag shareholder

he's gone and he will never come back, finally deal with it lad
>>
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First time I watch this meme shit tier German cuck liga, I'm completely baffled by their lack of skills and intensity.

Real Madrid already won against lelbayern
>>
>>75102053
cool blog faggot
>>
>>75102111
A FUCKING LEAF
>>
>>75101245
BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD
>>
>>75102053
great story friend
>>
>>75102111
>leaf
>>
ebberybody galm down ogay? :DDDD XDD
>>
>>75102123
404 not found
>>
>>75102111
Casual pls leave.
>>
>>75102111
>a
>fucking
>leaf
>>
nice league guise
>>
>>75102112
>>75102124
thank you, my chilean friends :)

i'm doing this for free, so if you enjoy my content pls consider a small donation, thx :*
>>
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>>75102130
fug u :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dond dell me whad do do :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :------------------------------DDDDDDDD
>>
Well I guess this was fine?
I gave it a shot, but now I'll return to the superior and more refined La Liga.
>>
>>75102157
>nothing personnel germans
>>
>>75102130
>t. laszlo benes
>>
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>>75102157
>superior and more refined
>La Liga
>>
I'm not racist I just fucking hate niggers, what's so wrong with that?
>>
>>75102157
But you're in /bundes/ all the time
What's the point, if you don't even like the football?
>>
>>75102104
Yeah it's fucking embarassing to see this "Klassiker" meme being forced by the german media so it physically hurts me to say it.
>>
>>75102188
u shouldn't hate ur own people family
>>
>>75102189
to be annoying
>>
ULREICH
>>
>>75102189

for the memes

based pulisic still trying
>>
>>75102188
Do you hate Vidal then?
>>
>>75102088
i cant bear the german cringe commentators
>>
i forgot pulisic was playing
>>
Is Neuer playing vs Madrid?
>>
>>75102188
this guy gets it
>>
>Poolelshit
>>
>>75102205
Yes
>>
my friend is here
>>
>>75102220
maybe
>>
tactituchel was not mad at all.
also in all the interviews he always said
>no team will offer everything they got in this match thats kind of a friendly.

cup semi will show.
>>
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>>75102205
chilean average is probably less than 1% sub saharan
>>
>>75102188
to some degree, it's completely normal since black people as a race unfortunately failed and still fail to significantly contribute to humanity

but always try to judge people individually regardless, there are definitely some good blacks in this world like jerome boateng, halle berry, dave chapelle or denzel washington
>>
Whi is the Bayern squad so dislikeable. I'm not talking about the club, but the squad itself.
>>
>>75102239
hello
>>
>>75102248

dortmund will never give 100%.
meisterschaft is unrealistic, extremely packed weeks coming up, lots of injuries, target for the season is CL (qualifier)

i say it will end 4-1 for the customers
>>
>>75102252
WE
>>
>>75102266
kek
>>
>>75102255
>Boateng
>Good
>>
>>75102264
hello
>>
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>>75102248
ist das.......
schadenskontrolle?
>>
>>75102252
jew detected
>>
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>tfw my 3-1 forecast was pretty neat
>>
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I just wanna be hugged and caressed desu
>>
>>75102255
Only a dead nigger is a good nigger
>>
>>75102279
how is it going
>>
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It is a good day.
>>
dortmund will never give 100%.
meisterschaft is unrealistic, extremely packed weeks coming up, lots of injuries, target for the season is CL (qualifier)

i say it will end 4-1 for the customers
>>
Der FC Bayern München erteilt Borussia Dortmund eine Lehrstunde und gewinnt mit 4:1 (2:1).
>>
>>75102298
that's a bit racist i think
>>
>>75102202
what memes?
>>
wenger out
>>
>>75102325
POO
>>
>>75102325
toilets in
>>
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>>75102298
>>
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>>75102325
>>
>Pep exposed
>Tuchel exposed

What a year lads
>>
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>>75102298
BILLIGER KLEINER KACKNAZI FERLASS UNS
>>
what now???
>>
looks like smooth sailing to 2nd place for our boys. pretty good for their first season!
>>
>>75102429
going out for some beers desu
>>
>>75102429
now we take our gfs and wives to a nice restaurant for a romantic dinner date
>>
>>75102429
I just started watching a film.
Thinking about opening a cheap bottle of sparkles but my head already hurts a bit because I had bread tonight.
>>
>>75102429
jogging, then go to a date :)
>>
>Lothar
"Wir sprechen ja immer gegen diese dreifach Bestrafung"

what did he mean by this?
>>
>>75102451
that's lewd
>>
>>75102475
penalty, red and share price drop
>>
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Ancelotti X Ribéry, now that's hot.
>>
>>75102409
>FERLASS

Begehe Selbstmord, du elendiger Legastheniker, bevor du unseren Gen-Pool weiter verseuchst.
>>
>>75102518
>being this new
>>
>>75102518
fapiss dich neufliege
>>
>>75102505
this is normal in italy desu
>>
>>75102505
Does this mean Ribery will be gone tomorrow?
>>
>>75102505
knuuuuuuuuuuutsch
>>
I swear, those two nignogs at Dortmund. If they can outpace some slow/mediocre defenders, of course they will shoot goals and dance and shake their behinds. Everything is fine.
But if its a tough game like this, all they do is shake their head, be frustrated, run around aimlessly and waste balls. No productive force whatsover.
>>
>>75102505
no wonder Ribery is a pedophile
>>
i reckon the matchday tourists are gone?
>>
>>75102671
yeah
>>
>>75102505
YOU JUST NOW
>>
>>75102325
Now why would you want to embarrass us like this?
Kys gandu
>>
>>75102704
I was busy celebrating the slaughter.
>>
>>75102252
Yet you all look like brown indian goblins
>>
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Tell me about goretzka
Is he actually good
>>
>>75102862
yes
>>
>>75102862
Elite

She will go to Bayern in summer
>>
>>75102862
yes very good. the only thing he lacks is his finishing qualities, but he is working on that.

will unironically go to bayern for 50m
>>
>shaqiri still plays for stoke
>>
>>75102937
>>75102942
>>75103031
What about Meyer and Brandt
>>
Prison.Break.S05E01.HD1080.FOX.(qqss44).mkv
>>
>>75103166
Meyer is a meme
I'm still reserving judgment on Brandt
>>
>>75103166
Brandt seems bright enough but needs a team that will nurture rather than keep him under pressure 24/7
>>
meh episode

wont watch any further
>>
>>75103166
meyer has literally no end product
>>
>>75101691
if you played against someone who always does the same move and you know he always makes that move wouldnt you expect him to make a different move because he knows that you know ? It's a crazy mindgame that Robben is playing there, all the defenders are playing checkers when Robben is playing 4D Chess.
>>
>>75103706
>if you played against someone who always does the same move and you know he always makes that move wouldnt you expect him to make a different move
no.
>>
Im a little disappointed in Pulisic and Wood today. Oh well, at least Bobby got an assist.
>>
>>75103166
meyer is a meme

he will forever be le big potential kid desu

yes he has that potential, but he will literally never be a consistently good player
>>
>>75104162
he was held back by a succession of bad managers
how old is he now? 22
enough time to get good
>>
Ghost.Dog.The.Way.Of.The.Samurai.1999.720p.BluRay.x264-LCHD [PublicHD].mkv
>>
>>75104162
Same was said about Draxler and look where he is now.

Styling on Lorient, Nantes and Ajaccio.
>>
I don't like binge watching anon
>>
how do we ix vizekussen?

>>75104327
i agree.

she has shit taste too
>>
>>75104311
hehe
>>
>>75103794
Pulisic had a good shot and didn't look that bad against Bayern
>>
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night
>>
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lol
>>
>>75105033
he was kind of invisible. Would probably go down as a below average performance if Dembele didn't suck so hard
>>
>>75101117
>Then I went on a date
Kys and and fuck off
>>
>>75101711
no era penal
>>
is hoffenheim or freiburg more popular in BW?
>>
>>75108421
Freiburgo is everybody's darling
They have a very quotable coach
>>
>>75107722
And yet Dortmund barely beat Leipzig' B-team at home leading to Tuchel gloating like the cuntgoblin he is.
I hope Hoffe also keeps it up and finishes 3rd.
>>
>>75108421
Baden: Freiburgo
Württemberg: Stuttgerd
Nowhere: Hoffenheim
>>
>>75101265
Is Muller a vampire ?
>>
What's the point of this league?
>>
i wonder what would happen to me body and especially skin if id cut out the carbohydrates out of my diet and go full keto.
cheese, eggs, meat, vegetables
>>
>>75119756
Same

Watching the Formel 1, then Paris-Roubaix
>>
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>"Good day Sir, what can I get you?"
>>
>>75122707
Don't you have something a bit lighter?
>>
Just waiting for the earth to spin a bit so I can lie down on my couch without getting blinded.
>>
>>75123026
like coffee & tea with an apple crumble?
>>
>>75122707
>>75123503
>>75123026
how does this even work, you get a coffe and tea at the same time? might as well order beer and wine at the same time, no?
>>
>>75122281
any food stands at the paris-roubaix?
>>
>>75123503
I would prefer maybe a lighter main course, then skip the apple crumble and finish with some cheese and crackers.

>>75123657
I think you probably get to choose between the two.

>>75123679
Probably. There are a lot at the Ronde Van Vlaanderen.
>>
8th place for Kevin Magnussen in his second race for Haas after a bad start.
Good result that bodes well for the future.
>>
>>75123713
>a lighter main course
Chili and sea bass, I suppose?
>>
>>75123784
Yes
>>
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning
>>
>>75122707
ugh...nothing...thx....
>>
>>75123938
good morning anon

>>75123951
okay
>>
>>75123794
>>75123938
>>75123951
>>75123993

Fuck off, you fucking faggots. Let this gay thread die and open one for today.

sage
>>
>>75124308
lel, I just do it. What are you gonna do now, little babby?
>>
*pruts
>>
>shitcelona
>>
Bonjour
beautiful weather outside
>>
Hummels injured his left ankle during training today. Had to be driven to the changing room.
>>
>>75125143
Right ankle, sorry
>>
>Champions League-Anwärter RB Leipzig hat unmittelbar nach dem 1:0-Sieg gegen Bayer Leverkusen die Verpflichtung von Torhüter Yvon Mvogo für die neue Saison bekanntgegeben. Der 22-jährige Keeper vom Schweizer Erstligisten Young Boys Bern erhält beim Bundesliga-Aufsteiger einen Vertrag bis zum 30. Juni 2021.
>>
>>75125143
They still have at least one worldclass replacement, so who cares?!
>>
>>75125143
>>75125148
>training today
its sunday, beautiful, and the players need rest. apparently not
>>
>>75125156
>the next swiss goalkeeper in the bundesliga

why do we love them so much?
>>
>>75125184
Soon all Bundes keepers will be Danish and Swiss
>>
>>75125182
I don't think that it was real training, but more some kind of regeneration exercises so that your body stays "in the flow".

>>75125184
Funny dialect
>>
>>75125170
Well it's never a good thing to lose a player of his abilities

>>75125182
Right
>>
>>75125205
okay
>>
>>75125211
Yeah he's a good player. But when you have a squad as ridiculously stacked as Bayerns, it doesn't really matter.
>>
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>>75125233
Reif and Watzke at DoPa
>>
>>75125239
>have to
beta. theres nothing wrong with appreciating the beauty of another human being
>>
>>75125255
I'm not in the mood to see two retards fight at DoPa desu.
>>
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>>75125255
>Watching former Bayern players and aficionados wank over their most favourite club in the world
>Watching total Vollhorsts saying the same empty phrases week in, week out
>>
come to Michaela
>>75125355
>>75125355
>>75125355
>>75125355
>>
>two threads
ugh
>>
>>75125363
read >>75125369
>>
>>75125363
>60 posts early

fuck off autist
>>
>>75125363
>65 posts early
>shitty OP pic
>/bundes/ not in the title

kys and never make a thread again
>>
>>75125265
>beta meme
geh aus dem internet raus, carsten
>>
>>75125389
>the other thread has a shitty OP
>looks at this OP

mate, you clearly don't now where you are posting.
>>
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theres a german guy riding his bicycle through europe: italy, germany, slovakia, netherlands, france. started the thread in 2014

http://krautchan.net/vip/thread-21391.html

good read for a sunday
>>
>>75125421
looks nice
>>
>>75125421
>linking to krautchan

*yellow card*

make sure this won't happen again or you're out
>>
>>75125444
trips of truth
>>
time to shave and take a shower
>>
whats your biggest secret?
>>
>>75101796
>500x281

Didn't know Xzibit still had some fans left.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91kWpUNiwU
>>
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Guys, I also like this thread but the other anon convinced me. I think it's time to migrate >>75125355
>>
>>75125566
srsly, why the fuck is it so important for you that we post in your thread?

you're literally doing this for free
>>
>>75125540
I never ceases to amaze me how much money record companys put into videos in the late 90s/ early 2000s.
>>
denmark enjoys the sun right now
>>
>>75125616
it's probably watching paris-roubaix
>>
>>75125616
>>75125630
I'm enjoying it through my windows while watching the cycling, but it's quite chilly out
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