Rodriguez vs. Zimmermann
Meet the b-team
My laptop is six feet away from my bed.
Don't think I can make it in time for the game today lads.
>>75100546
why don't the red sox take the tigers seriously?
zimzim gives up 4 in the 3rd
>>75100544
FUCK OFF LEAF
>>75100630
All the good players died
>>75100630
clubhouse has aids and everybody is dead
K
>>75100684
>>75100752
making excuses
>no rod allen
I hate this meme
E-Rod no hitter today folks you heard it from here
>>75100768
Get in there and play faggot the team needs you. Can't win games without good ol' anon on /sp/
God I fucking hate NESN commercials
Nice echo audio NESN/MLBN
>>75100810
who's in the booth? i cant watch mlb tv so forced to watch goddamn NESN
Miggy sucks
>>75100968
Gibby
>>75100987
ahh, i'd like to see rod/gibby when if mario cant do it
>>75100835
actually i am the best hitter on the team i just need to get some at bats (prevented from at bats by political issues)
Moreland is still shit don't let that double deceive you
>gibby saying Sandoval is still a fat fuck
Kek
>>75101060
i like him why don't you like him if he is flu-resistant that is a huge plus
The umpires for this Detroit series are really a bunch of cock sucking faggots with their ball/strike calls.
They really take "umpball" to a new level.
t. Bostonfag
will the Red Sox lose again?
>>75101098
angels fan btw
>de small ball
wow i thought that was way out
>>75101136
Tell me the truth Don
>>75101166
You're the Don now.
>>75101166
that is the truth anon. He called it yesterday too
>>75101186
>>75101166
>>75101136
>3 6s
Fucked
>>75101165
>thought it was out to right center in Comerica Park
You don't watch much baseball do you?
Welcome to CoPa lul
>>75101200
not too many games in comerica park?
>Jordan's furniture cheaping out with these free furniture deals
There's no way the Sox would sweep in the World Series you dumb fucking hippie
>>75101165
>>75101200
All that matters is that it was deep enough to score Moreland from 3rd.
>mfw the Red Sox actually score a player from 3rd with 1 out.
>>75101256
it happened in 04 and in 07 it could happen again!
>>75101225
You must be young.
Comerica Park used to have an absolutely massive outfield, they moved the corners in but center is still gigantic.
>>75101280
thanks dad
Top kek that was a 412 out from JBJ
Is Comerica /ourpark/?
>>75101286
Yup, and that's because the Rogers Centre is a despicable excuse for a ballpark, isn't it? You fucking chink loving Canadian cuck.
stop running on the field reeeee this is adding game length precious minutes
>>75101347
Relax
>fan on the field
Stay classy, Detroilet
don't smile e-rod please focus
>another year
>alan trammell still isn't in the hall of fame
Why are Detroit's stars so consistently robbed by voters?
someone give that fan a contract!
>go take a shit
>14 year old kid goes on the field
goDDAMNIT
>on paper their rotation is one of the best
i uh dont think that's true NESN
>>75101391
no way he's out
>UPTON
WHY
FUCKKKKK YOURE SO USELESS. YOU BARELY GET ON THE BASES, WHY ARE YOU FUCKING STEALING
wow truly btfo
How is Vasquez so based?
wow could have 2 on 1 out but haha lol we got 2 out 1 on thanks upton :)
>Stealing on a 3-1 count
>>75101480
based trade bait
>umps in charge of not being blind
>>75101486
wow, they got two 3-1 pitches that at bat? lucky
fuck yourself upton
>>75101451
delet this webm of me right now
Why do we say New Englander and not New English?
>>75101591
you don't know what i say
Who /unironically a c-mo fan here/?
>>75100544
MY
MAIN
MAN
MR
LEAFBRO
>Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has taught me to understand what your heart used to be. I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape.
>>75101391
>>75101451
Promptly BTFO
>There is something infantile in the presumption that somebody else has a responsibility to give your life meaning and point… The truly adult view, by contrast, is that our life is as meaningful, as full and as wonderful as we choose to make it
>>75101673
>defending a leaf
come on anon, you're better than this
any other brahs happy when the red sox/yankees struggle?
fuck both these franchises senpai
>>75101768
>he doesn't know based leafbro
>>75101787
THICC
>>75101768
There is literally nothing wrong with Windsorfags and Sarniafags.
Other than them being forced to live in the wrong country.
>that anon yesterday that green texted me when I said Zimmermann sucks balls
Apologize.
Benintendi GODP
NINTENDO PLEASE
All hail the lion dog of good fortune for a Tigers win today
>>75101855
Not him but ZimZam is pitching fine.
>BUSTENDI
FUCKIN REEEEEEE
DAVE TRADE HIM NOW!
>>75101870
fuckin kek
>>75101855
You apologize
>>75101913
>this is the body of a MVP and Cy Young winner
huh, thanks ian
>>75101924
He still sucks though
>>75101818
boston sucks senpai
>>75101913
Verlander is so based.
Brad lowkey playing 4D chess this season
>>75101960
He objectively does not. We have an entire career worth of numbers that show otherwise.
Just because you only watched half a season of baseball in your life, a half season in which he was hurt, doesn't mean Zimmerman is a bad pitcher.
>>75102003
Yeah, stats in the NL.
HOLY FUCK I SWEAR TO GOD I CALLED IT
>>75102003
He sure looks like a world beater.
>>75101947
>mvp and two time cy young winner
Ftfy
To people who know baseball Porcello didn't win last year.
WHAT THE FUCK
>Inglesias did something
Holy shit
fuck your'e all
B A S E D
R
A
D
Hey Jose remember you blew the ALDS in 2013 against us? haha
>>75102027
>looks
I bet you're the kind of person who likes pitcher wins
>iggy crushing the ball
Literally didn't know that was possible
>>75102050
>us
is hernandez better than bustgaerts
funny catches
wow iggy did some thing for once
What the fuck
iglesias could catch that too :3
Guys how can I get rid of my sandnigger neighbor without having to move? She's loud as fuck and I can't handle listening to her Orc Speech anymore.
Is there a phone number Trump set up where you can report illegals?
Can Lidstrom become our GM?
Is Moreland the best player to ever wear a Sox uniform?
>>75102159
yes
>>75102144
Fuck that, we need him in the bullpen.
>>75102159
unequivocally yes
>Sleepy Kaline
>falling asleep watching the tiggers play
Guys I have started to play old school runescape again
me too
>gibby's face during this interview
Kek.
>why is this foreign man interrupting the baseball game?
Is Lidstrom to three or top two on the greatest Red Wings ever power rankings?
Ty Cobb was a fucking faggot. Total peter puffer. Pete Rose and Ted Williams were much better hitters.
im going to the gym after the game
what sups do brehs recommend?
>>75102339
what kind of sups
>>75102339
no supplements pure greens only bodyweight and kettlebells unlock bruce lee mode
eat em up, Tigers
>walking miggy in the cold
he never hits when it's cold out
wow those must be the slowest runners in the world
Why does Brad put those 2 fat fucks back to back again?
>>75102413
Because Upton is too streaky to hit 4th.
>>75102413
>le righty lefty righty combo cX
nice framing retard
good call imo *slips check into mail*
robot umps
>>75102473
your mad
>>75102486
calm right now desu
>>75102492
calm like a root canal loll
nice rack behind guerin
>>75102500
what games do u think benintendi plays in the clubhouse
>>75102524
i love brad
>>75102540
crabcock
>drilling the fat manlet
>0-2
>HBP
holy FUCK he just DRILLED HIM up and in! up and in! way up and in!!! that's nasty, that's bad fucking blood right there. they're playing loose from the hip. let me tell you these teams fucking HATE each other.
Go back to Mexico
>bombston
I really like the infield at comerica
>path to the plate
>plate-shaped dirt around batter's box
comfy af
well thats a way to end the inning
fuck
>>75102625
ha ha ha
where'd you find this one?
manlet BTFO
i see you mccannon
CRUSHED
R
U
S
H
E
E
D
BTFO
T
F
O
Jones is awesome
cool to see jones doing so well to start the season
Is Jacoby just gonna be another meme player as the season goes on?
Based Iggy
iggy imported steroids after last nights game
ERod fucking please
Also, is this going to be another year that, regardless of how good or shit the tigers are, they shit on us anyways?
Not my favorite episode tbqh with you Joe
IGGY DID ANOTHER THING
The Red Sox season doesn't start until we actually have our line up
Red Sox don't go to the playoffs. Calling it now.
>>75102839
We're unironically missing half the team.
We've been raped by injuries and the ""flu""" to start the season
>>75102827
Last year we got fucked travel wise and umps and this year its the flu
Tigers always seem to capitalize when Sox are at their least healthy
Brad is way sexier than Farrell
im a girl btw
>kinsler
kek
>kinsler fucking up on the basepaths again
>Kinsler's baserunning abilities
Fuck off
>another run given up
>but also an out
th-thanks ERod
>going to need at least 3 innings of BP to finish the game
GG Tigers
>>75102933
relax, we still have our bullpen to use too
>Tigers getting brassy about beating a Sox team missing Mookie, Hanley and Xander and two of our bullpen workhorses
>>75102933
>a red sox fan has the audacity to complain about their bull pen against the tigers
wew
>>75102958
Yeah, how dare they enjoy winning games.
>>75102948
>a battle over which of our bullpens is worse
I think we know who won that battle yesterday tbqh with you Joe
>>75102958
They're actually not tbqh with you Joe, the detoilet fans in here seem pretty controlled
If this were, say the Blue Gays, it'd be a different story
>>75102974
Did you see yesterday's game??
What Dave did to you guys, he's also doing to us.
>>75102974
both are filled with Dombrowski cancer, what's the difference?
>>75102987
If we are being controlled and good threadmates, why do you guys still insist with the toilet name? It's just tired at this point.
That also goes for the bombston shit too.
me rn
remember when we traded Miller for E Rod lol...
>>75103008
tbqh with you Joe not calling you guys Detoilet would be an insult
>1927
>>75103033
really makes me think
>>75103008
it's honestly just tradition
>>75103029
>ERod has all that potential and ability
>but his knees are made of glass and he falls apart mentally when things get too rough
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>75103037
It's the face all us tigers fans make when the BP enters the game.
>>75103029
tfw traded him for Miguel Cabrera
>>75103080
panda save us
>a guy who made his mlb debut yesterday is coming for the sixth for Red Sox
John you absolute madman
but i guess it doesnt even matter with this bullpen
>Dave sick too
Is Don coming back now?
>>75103037
21-24 and 64-93 are goat
Why do these idiots think we care about their "pick to stick" shit?
this fucking ben taylor guy is looking impressive
i want to believe
>tfw no more vmart beltre schenanigans
Fucking eternal 4th places making the AL East look bad... Get your shit together Boston, the Orioles are tired of doing all the heavy lifting
>>75103240
Hey are you gonna stop posting by may again like you do every year you super casual
i only accept shitposts from Eternal 4th Placer trips if its MMR or occasionally Sam Koch
>>75103240
Davis is a meme
>Ben Taylor might be our savior
Did Dombrowski unknowingly luck into a possible GOOD reliever??
>O'Brien got the flu mid game and can't broadcast anymore
you cannot make this shit up
this must be some new form of cancer or something
>another fan
Fuck off you idiots
Is Ben Taylor our guy??
>another guy runs on the field
>the shanty hovel of Detoilet's security
>>75103269
>going on vacations makes me a causal
I go to at least 20 games a year you fuck. Just because I'm not posting on a mongolian cavepainting chatroom doesn't mean I'm not following my team you idiot.
>>75103280
a meme you'd love to have on your team
>>75103347
hey Donald will I ever find true love?
Why are there so many people anxious to go to jail today?
>>75103347
Mass didn't vote for him. BTFO
>>75103364
>Remy thinks its the same guy
absolutely wew
>the absolute state of the nesn broadcast
What a shit show
what the hell is happening
>>75103385
No idea who remy is.
>>75103364
Better than living in Detroit
nice city
>>75103412
Red Sox commentator
>>75103412
color guy for the sox broadcast
>>75103435
Is this his first baseball game? How could he possibly think it was the same person?
greene can you shave that shit please
>>75103412
his son killed his girlfriend
>>75103358
>a meme you'd love to have on your team
Haha no. Many are better than him when you're playing outside of the Baltimore "park"
>>75103457
>Is this his first baseball game? How could he possibly think it was the same person?
Because they apparently looked alike.
But Remy is pretty senile
>TC doing play by play from a studio in Mass
This just proves broadcasters can work remotely and networks should save money by not making them travel with the team.
The announcers are fucking awful. I feel sorry for you Bombston fans. Putting aside their horrible commentary I honestly can't tell if that guy had a stroke or is just speaking with that horrible Boston accent
Remove Remy gib eck
>>75103524
It really does make me think.
also
Don't even respond to him, he's clearly trying to hard.
>>75103540
don't you have an NFL thread to shit up or did you get BTFO so hard you're staying here until it dies down
>aw thats too bad he didn't even clip him that good haha
nice work
>Hit Vazquez again
THAT'S IT FOLKS
THE RUMBLES ON
THE FURY IS BUILDING, THE ANGER BETWEEN THE TWO IS GENUINE
THESE TWO TEAMS??
THEY HATE EACH OTHER.
>>75103571
Just wanted to make fun of some assblasted Sux fans and their shit team
So are we going to trade swibust for another ace?
>>75103601
not even the best Orioles shitposter desu. You're like MMR's retarded brother
Why is greene so shit?
I love this bullpen.
>>75103639
It would probably be the wisest thing for us to do at this point.
There's no point in letting him sit in the minors or on the bench and just rot.
oh nice holt, a close pitch that you didnt even swing at
thats cool not like there were 2 outs and 2 strikes or anything
Are the Red Memes this bad or the tigers this good?
phew
>>75103686
They're missing their 3 best players
>>75103686
depleted roster struggling against a below average team so yeah Sox are this bad right now
>>75103686
>>75103686
Tigers really aren't that terrible once we get JD back. Got a shot at the wildcard I think.
>>75103686
Red sux JV squad
Is Ben Nintendo literally a bust?
>>75103686
everyone on our team is either injured, sick with the "flu", or on bereavement list
We've been fielding a Double A lineup the past couple games.
>>75103713
>>75103715
>WAAAAH MY PUSSY HURTS
good teams overcome adversity. I'm not sold on this sox squad, they seem soft
What is avila's endgame with Mahtook?
Why are you memers responding to a guy that abandons his team after a month has passed in the season?
"He" is literally the consummate casual. Stop giving him attention.
Who the fuck is this guy carving up the lineup
>>75103751
Well one of their pitchers is a guy trying to come off of an injury who can't stop bitching about the media so take that as you will
>>75103801
I have no fucking clue. He made his debut yesterday.
He looks like he's fucking got IT though.
>>75103818
I never much liked him when he was on the Tigers.
>>75101855
I know I'm late but
>zimzam
>sucks balls
Fucking NESN can't stop fellating themselves over this dumb broadcast stuff.
Its disgusting that these red meme players have facial hair. most repulsive team in MLB
>>>>>>>>>>>>Noe Ramirez
Jesus christ no
HR when?
>>75103927
>tfw Cabrera sucks now
Alright John, take out this fucking Taylor dude.
>Farrell leaves a rookie in way too long to destroy his arm
really makes my conscience ponder
>>75103927
What's PA?
Looks like the Orioles are going to be the only undefeated team at the end of the day. Minnesota is getting rekt
>>75103979
Pennsylvania
Damn son what's that shirt brad has on? Fashionable as fuck.
>>75103979
potential anime
F U C K
U
C
K
THE FLU
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noe Ramirez didn't give up 12 runs
wow
this guy has """""improved"""""
These milfs on the viagra commercials really get me tingling in my nethers
>kyle ryan
almost forgot he was on the roster
Are the Tigers going to win 150 games?
Blaine Hardy > Kyle Ryan
>leadoff walk
dont call it a comeback...
but i think we got a come back a comin
>ryan
>rondon
>krod
wow cant wait for 5 ER
>>75104170
I guarantee you the Red Sox don't score another run, pussy.
>>75104185
lmao ok
BASED NINTENDO
DONT CALL IT A COME BACK>
BUT I THINK WE GOT A COME BACK A COMIN
Incoming HR
Triple play inc
Get fucked red cucks
please load the bases with no outs
>>75104206
>No bases loaded curse
>no "no outs" curse
BASED CURSES AVOIDED
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK !!
yeah a line ball to the forearm would sting
>Losing a close game due to a C error and faulty pitching
>changing half of the lineup, including 1B and a literally who pitcher when you've already lost the first game
Is Farrell high sometimes?
>>75104235
>forearm
My god... There's a blimp at bat
>>75104244
>Is Farrell high sometimes?
>sometimes
>sandomcfatass batting righty
>>75104190
lmao
Thank you based infield
wow ryan bailed the fuck out, just like every time the bullpen enters the field
>>75104277
alright you got me there, that was pretty awful
>>75104261
Absolutely 0 fucking reason for him to switch hit there.
Even after making contact, that was fucking pointless.
I'm angry.
>>75104294
didn't NESN just say he's not switch hitting ever again?
>>75104318
>NESN being right
>ever
>>75104318
He had a heart attack and died of eternal bleeding on his way to the dugout. Sandoval is no more
>>75104193
Lol
Fuck this meme park
ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
BASED
HOW DID HE GET THERE IN TIME
Was that catch worth the price of admission
lucky he didn't break his arm desu
>>75104380
He already had a catch that was worth the price of admission itself earlier.
This was something people should have to pay more for.
Jackie “99 Reactions“ Bradley Jr.
>>75104405
Does he have a PayPal account? Or snapcash?
>striking out to Noe Ramirez
how is this literally possible
I'm tired of this Red Sox RISP meme
I sometimes forget that fans of lesser teams aren't used to their center fielders making plays like that every day
What if he never gets another hit?
>>75104441
We need to stop fielding a double A lineup tbqh with you Joe
>Just made a road to the show character
>got drafted by the new york stankees
u fuckin kiddin me bud?
>>75104461
Then Detroit saves 60 million from his contract early
>speedway donates $500 for every HR
why
>>75104493
Did they change the game at all? I haven't played since 2012 and there was a 100% chance of being traded before ever making it to the majors
WEW LADS
jbj is die
>blowing out your leg on a pop up
>BRADLEY HURT
FUCKING EVERYONE STOP GETTING HURT
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This season is in shambles
>>75104540
Don't know about the trade thing, this is my first RTTS character. You can't pick what team drafts you anymore though.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
ANOTHER PLAYER OUT
OUR ENTIRE LINEUP IS OUT
JUST
>>75104587
calm down, he walked off.
>wilson actually doing a decent job for once
wow
Well GG Tigers
I want a team that isn't dead. Games aren't fun when everyone is dead.
>didn't post this yesterday
shame on me
>5 seconds after the game ends, NESN already making excuses
just accept the loss
>>75104689
Shame to lose this one (but who would've thought, almost half of the regular starting lineup is ded), but there are still many games to come.