Bournemouth Chelsea

>Cahill is a captain

Broken Britain

Spurs fan here praying Bournemouth can nick something

>>75099053
It was him of Luiz desu, no one else is captain material.

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>>75099097
>Spurs fan here praying

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Is he our /official/ mascot now?

>>75099137
I've actually got Jewish heritage

>>75099140
this guy's fashion goes backwards in time

Good OP image

>>75099164
My condolences

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>>75099164

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>>75099443
but there's nothing wrong with being jewish

>>75099563
Just taking the piss, I'm half Jewish myself

>>75099174
Clearly you haven't visited the UK

>>75099642
My condolences

beautiful day in bournemouth

>>75099053
He's the chaddest looking player in the team.

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>>75099013

>here is Zaha.....now its Benteke, he's in....!!!
>AND HE SCORED!!!!
>UNBELIEVABLE

>>75099097
Fuck off bandwagoner.

Good start

>>75099098
Who is Azpilicueta?

>this camera angle

hate these small stadiums

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>>75099013
>Moses is back

>>75099908
really missed him last two games

How do you guys feel about Lukaku returning? I'd take Morata over him, but not sure about him in the PL

>>75099935
i'd take a young, promising, proven PL striker who has Chelsea in his heart over morata any day

>>75099935
Lukaku is a whiny piece of shit, Morata over him any day of the week

>>75099935
Not a huge fan, I want Sanchez.

WIlshere gets his goal today

Dumb moses

>Moses

Moses you fuck

Was he possessed by Slippy G or something?

>>75099935
Morata anyday

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>>75100000

>>75099935
Costa is going to stay

>>75099983
Not sure arsenal will let Sanchez go this easily
>>75099981
My thoughts exactly about his attitude but Morata isn't proven in the pl
>>75099966 is right about him there

HAHAHAH

utter schooled by daniels

>>75100025
Meh, they sold Van Persie to United

>>75099935
>morata

I can't think of a more generic striker, his looks even come off as average. Lukaku on the other hand will bully defenders boipuccis and BLACK his way to a title.

This sun glare on the nbcsn stream is shit

>>75100058
Whenever I look at him playing, Lukaku looks so damn stupid on the ball. He'd be an upgrade over the current abbo-tier striker Chelsea has, but still.

All this talk about Lukaku and Morata what about Bakayoko? Aren't personal terms pretty much agreed to? Just need to agree to a fee with Monaco?

From what I have seen of him (Monaco CL matches) he seems like a Matic replacement no?

Why is Begovich okay with being the bench warmer?

>>75100058
I'm looking for a football player, not a father for wife's children.

>>75100153
$$$

>>75100153
No career aspirations, good salary package, hazard's booty to stare at

>>75100153
He's not, he will be gone in the summer.

Fab should have started this game to help break down the bus

Did you see that pass ? Wilshere is back to his best lads

>Diego Costa is not a God
APOLOGIZE

>>75100191
Yeah, I expected him to start today

fuck off bournemouth

Jesus how fucking lucky is Chelshit.

I'll take it.

DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO

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LMAO

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Literarlly world class

COSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT A GOAL

DIIIIEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOO

>'diego diego diego' followed immediately by 'chelsea chelsea chelsea'
chelsea fans are such a meme

dat fucking goal lmao

absolute fluke always

At least you Chelshit fans can admit that this year you have been really lucky right? Reminds me of '10/11 Manure: played like shit got tons of refball and won the title anyway,

>that deflection

I'll take It and that Luiz pass was class

Based DIEGOAT

HAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD

>booing the linesman
the fucking state of bournemouth fans

>>75099845
>>75100209
>>75100250
>this bitter as fuck "Indonesian" Arsenal bandwagoner

3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD

AYYYY
Y
Y
Y

Azza

>>75100250
only luckier than ManU

THIRD BEST

>not even 20 minutes
>game already over
fuck off mememouth.

Bournemouth are a cancer to this league

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Fuck me Kante that pass

>>75100241

>liiiiverpoool liiiiiverpoool
>cmooon uuu spuhhhs cmooon uuu spuuhhhs
>yannited yannited yannited
>comon citeh comon citeh comon citeh
>i just dont fink u understand xDDDDDD he's _______ hes better than ______ we got ____ _______ weeeeee goooot _________ ______ _______

Really makes you think.

>eddie meme

KANTBREGAS

>EDDIE MEME

AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR AZZAR

>>75100267
At least better you winning the title than Sperm.

hahaha get fucked bournemouth you utter cunts

>>75100289
for losing against 1st place? ok then

N'GOLO KANTEGRAS

So exactly why did no one else want to buy Kante?

>>75100327
no for being a tin pot club that bought their way to the pl (I mean this with literally no hint of irony)

>>75100250
Fuck off you delusional gunner. Chelsea have had no reffball this year

>>75100327
No, for having lost the game within 18 mins

>>75100340
truly beats me man

>>75100296
all those teams have songs that arent just repeating one word over and over

>>75100340
Did you know that Wenger could've signed Kante?

>>75100347
>bought their way to the league
>most of the players have come up with the team

>>75100357
t. N'Golo

>>75100373
Another question, what does Wenger think he's doing when he lets people know that he could have signed players?

That David Luiz is a pretty girl. Is she single?

Kante is so sexy id let him fuck my gf if I had one

>>75100361

>copying songs and replacing them with players names is apparently better than just repeating the players name

Also,

>thinking foreign players would appreciate "jus dont fink u understand" when simply chanting their name is enough to show appreciation

kys right now senpai

>>75100340
Kante wanted to leave but leicester had a clause where a non champions' league team had a higher release clause, mou knew this so deliberately had the worst title defence in history to buy him but roman abramovic didn't trust the process

>>75100340
He doesn't dab

>>75100380
>bribing refs to give Callum Wilson a penalty every time he fell over
>not buying the league

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>14 goals
APOLOGIZE

>>75100393
>to intelligent to sign good players

>>75100380
well yes, they bought the players to help them get promoted to the premier league before they were in the premier league

pretty complex stuff isn't it

>>75100399
chelsea

CHELSEA

CHELSEA

CHELSEA

CHELSEA

chelseaaa

Total bullshit free-kick man

>>75100380
>jordan ibe + tyrone mings for 34 million pounds
>attendance of less than 15,000

>>75100393
he thinks he is a victim, that if theres no Chelsea/City, Arse could nick a few championships off of United just like in the past

zzz another gifted goal
this league was basically handed to chelsea on a plate

>>75100430
I am still not sure if I understand the rules on those sort of contacts.

>>75100405

They just dive more often, that's why they get more benulties. Notice how theres a trend between teams that subscribe to "muh possession" philosophies and teams that dive a lot?

Lmao Costa is so fucking awful now

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Oh fuck you Bournemouth, you couldn't do anything to make the title race interesting?

TEBOOOOW

>>75100467

Every fucking game he justifies his starting spot with a shit goal and then becomes a passenger until the final whistle. Only Diego Costa, lads.

>>75100467
If he wasn't lucky he would be torres tier. Here, I said it.

HOW CAN ANYONE DENY ANYMORE THAT CHELSHIT HAVE THE DEVIL'S LUCK?

Eddie Howe? how about Eddie WHY

get it?

>>75100478
It's Bournemouth.

What sort of logic is that? Most of the players were bought with chips from teams like Leyton orient

>>75100510
it's obvious to anyone but chelsea and man utd fans. it's just not fair

>>75100519
also they're sponsored by JD sports, total tin-pot club

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>>75100518
They've had a decent record against higher teams but this is depressing and embarrassing. Could they just not roll over this once?

>>75100495
He's already in China in his mind, it can't be helped.

>wiltshere is good

>>75100511
>you now remember Eddie Meme going to Burnley, having an average season with them and then running off back to Bournemouth due to "homesickness"

>FLOPSTA

>>75100562
This can't be an excuse for misses like that one.

>>75100422
bought what players then? Callum wilson for 3.7 mill that's not exactly big money

is eddie howe the anti billy beane in that he massively over pays for massively overrated dogshit?

>>75100578
saw them play leicester that season in an awful 0-0 draw, they were awful. it's difficult when you haven't got millions to spunk on players like benik afobe

bournememe are like a la liga team desu

>>75100495
torres > costa

>>75100629
roll over and let their bellies be tickled by championship teams instead of setting up to banks of four?

>>75100656
ye

this game feels like a summer friendly

Will Batshauyi dare I say it, get over 5 minutes today???

>Bournemouth took 4 points off Liverpool this season

>>75100604
it's a lot of money for a team as small as bournemouth

its not as though bournemouth are the only small team who have spent big to get to the premier league but there's no point pretending it didn't happen

>>75100691
i'd rather see chalobah or RLC out there desu

>>75100691
lmao no

>>75100648
for meme, yes.

Seriously, Torres was already affected by injury when he came to Chelsea

>>75100691
3 minutes max mate, conte doesn't want to spoil his habit

>>75100698

They had based Ake for that GOAT 4-3 thriller. Don't know why Conte doesn't start him over Cahill; he's right footed, as good as Gary in the box, is good on the ball and is homegrown.

>>75100705

Who cares, football is all about money, it has been since the 90s. Every team in the Championship is owned by a billionaire now, even a few in League 1 are too.

>>75100707
agreed. after what conte did with pogba i wa hoping for some development for rlc. Still kind of wish ancelotti had never left, we'd be dominating the league with sturridge, mceachran and gael kakuta

>>75100730
captain?

cahill is underrated to be honest

if he wasn't english nobody would be questioning his place in the team

holy shit ffs

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER

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>King

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>CHELSHIT

>>75100608
>is eddie howe the anti billy beane in that he massively over pays for massively overrated dogshit?

what manager in the lower half of the table doesn't do that these days? boro paid 12m for Rudy Gestede and Patrick Bamford

>the city of me

Stop posting anime

fucking hell

ABSOLUTE BLOOOOOOOOOOOTER

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>>75100795

I do not rate Tebow.

>>75100782
>buying players from the championship, ever
That league is an incredible economic anomaly

>>75100705
So you think Bournemouth got the premier league SOLEY because we bought callum wilson for 3.7 mllion. Thats fucking bullshit. KINGGGGGGGGGGG

>>75100782
>Patrick Bamford
Lmao has he played at all this season?

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>>75100806

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This game couldve easily been put to bed early on. Missed sitters from Costa and Moses. Hope Conte gives Batty a chance at the half just to fuck with Costa

>all these posts calling Chelsea lucky
>Bournemouth score off an insane deflection

You guys are so fucking delusional

how do you pronounce Bournemouth? Bo:nmautfz?

non-existent defending when put under even the slightest bit of pressure

Why are Chelsea so bad defensively recently?

REFBALL

>>75100751

Luiz is far better for captain material, its much more aesthetic when the central defender of the back three is captain and Azpi deserves it more than Cahill for his consistent performances week in week out.

>>75100762

Bullshit. He still does his classic "back off, back off, keep eyes fixed on striker.... oh shit they scored" defending style which has cost Chelsea games. Crystal Palace being most recent example, and it almost happened against United when Rashford nearly scored.

How was that not a handball btw?

>>75100837
born-moof

>there are people ITT right now who don't think that Spurs will win the league

pathetic

>>75100836
and a handball

abc's are mentally ill

>>75100846
They're not getting the same luck as they have had in the past pretty much

>>75100836
>bournemouth get lucky once
>suddenly all of chelsea's luck doesn't count anymore

Frigging King man

>>75100782
true, eddie howe seems particularly adept at it though

>>75100820
a few ineffective sub appearances, a bargain for £5m

>>75100818
>So you think Bournemouth got the premier league SOLEY because we bought callum wilson for 3.7 mllion

wow yes that is precisely what i said

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>>75100820
yes

>>75100837
Born-moot

>>75100837
born-muth

>>75100837
Steak City FC The Grillers

The worst thing is that with a little more luck for Bornemouth this could have been 2-1 to them. This is simply the nth game that proves how bad the supposed top teams of the league are.

>>75100837
Bourne mousse

>>75100950
it's half time m8 take a br8k

>pieters gets a soft penalty at stoke
>townsend blocks shot, no penalty for chelsea
>smith with a handball incident, no penalty for chelsea

fucking hell

>>75100892
Well i just think its bullshit and unfair to the players that you say >we bought our way to the premier league without saying where it went. Im not saying theres no money there though. Most of our players are from league 1 simple as

>>75100950
They weren't exactly short of luck. Chelsea's defence is woeful, D.Luiz not switched on. Only Zouma to bed in and Christensen returning next year won't be enough.

>>75100996
alright calm down lower league man city

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>>75100877
>>75100905
>>75100919
>>75100939
>>75100953

there's no way the -mouth part was pronounced moof/moot whatever
stop cheating me

>>75100995
you forgot last game against palace, blatant intentional handball in the box on a goalbound shot

>>75101066
You're right it's closer to "muff"

>>75101066
i was the real one, it's born-muth, with emphasis on the born

What stream we watching famalams?

>all these abc's

How's trying to make top 4 going lads? More importantly is your team lucky?

>>75101067

Yeah, that's Townsend. It's annoying because its all occurred within the last 4 games.

>>75101067
That's the Townsend blocked shot.

>>75101066
It's Jay

Does anyone actually think Spurs will win the league?
they did the same shit last year when they were like 5 points off with about 3 games left and everyone had a fucking boner over them.

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Daily reminder that if Chelsea didn't have Conte, Hazard, Costa and Kante then they wouldn't be top of the league.

Say it with me: F.R.A.U.D.S

>>75101123
>>75101131
my bad lads

arry pronouncing courtois court-arse

>>75101138
Spurs play better football and have a better team than Chelsea. The only reason spurs haven't won the league this season and last season is because of how intense Poch does pre-season and the players come back tired and draw their opening 5 games

>>75101123
It's almost as if.. they're trying to open up the title race to encourage more interest from the public or something :^)

>>75101138
I probably bet on them to win next season

>>75101138
Most people are simply trying to pretend there is a title race left, I think.

If Chelsea didn't have good players they would be SHIT

Is the town of Bournemouth nice? I've only been to the French side of the strait.

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>>75101156
>if a team doesn't have its best 4 players it's not as good
breaking news or retarded troll? you make the call!

>>75101138
it's the media hyping up a title race to stay relevant. why would they want to say that their product is finished for the next few months

>>75101193
pretty nice for a british town

>>75101138

I honestly think Tottenham are getting refballs in their favor, just look at the 2-2 game at the Bridge last season; so many second yellows werent awarded and they broke the record for the amount of yellows gained.

Now we're seeing something similar with Chelsea getting fucked over by >>75100995 which is costing crucial points.

Think about it, it's a nice narrative for people to watch; a team ends up winning the title after 55+ years waiting, they don't want another chelseawinslol episode.

Chelsea are shit. Sunderland are better than Chelsea it's just that Sunderland players aren't very good

>>75101172
You said the same shit last year.

>>75101188
Woah I never thought of that, really made me think

>>75101193
like a british fart lauderdale

>>75101123
Was the handball today within the penalty box? I couldn't see it as my stream died.

>Marcos A.

>>75101237
>it's literally impossible for something to be true one season and then for it to be true the following season

besides, they missed kane, alderweireld, rose, vertonghen, and lamela for long periods right? not to mention dembele and alli's bans at the start

it's p much their own doing

>>75101237
Bacot nyet

>>75101267

Yes

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>>75101133
>>75101082
>>75101084
sure thing m8s...
you wanted me to look like and idiot in front of the class, eh... but no I'm cleverer than you
its fucking bornmaf!
why are people so evil nowadays

Josh King is the first Norwegian player to score 13+ goals in a Premier League season since John Carew (13 in 2007/08)

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What was meant by this?

>>75101302
ayyyy

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>>75101300
cute

>>75101302
>""""Norwegian"""" players

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>>75101302
>mfw they're both ethnic africans

Will >we ever recover?

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coster isn't even trying anymore

>>75101302
Quintessentially Norwegian

>>75101302

Literally signed him on a free transfer. Eddie makes some shit calls but people ignore his good calls

>>75101302
>josh
>john
>norwegian

>>75101294
Fuck, that's happened twice in 3 games and within a week now.

bournemouth are actually a pretty cool team

much more deserving of premier league status than shitters like sunderland, boro, swansea, hull and burnley

>>75101300
nigger i'm from bournemouth here is how you pronounce it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hDLba8EEoc

>>75101224
Nah, it's simply refs being shit.

>>75101376

They would be more likeable if they didn't have literally the worst logo I've ever seen for a sports team

>>75101342
>Costa has been spotted going to the Lanshou Qing Hanzi school near the old Chelsea pub lately. Reports speculate that is there from 9 to 3 in the afternoon, and has skipped training a few times. Now whether he's taking Chinese language classes or going there to bring oolong tea is anyone's guess

>>75101421
I think its cool. Like a 90s Serie A side

>>75101359
why the victim complex? Eddie Howe is the most liked, highly touted manager in the league. People on /sp/ don't like him because we're just contrarian

>>75101435
It has been ages since I had an oolong tea

>>75101449
>le can't defend despite being a defender man
>good

>>75099642

>half jew/half argie

is there crowds of old suspiciously white, blue-eyed blond people who hate you in your town?
names like schmidt? wolfgang? adolf?

Every game Wilshere plays for Bournemouth the commentators hype him up. He has 2 assists and no goals in 25 appearances

>>75101421
and a kit made by jd sports and a tiny stadium and amanager that gets bummed in every media outlet non-stop

fucking hell costa

Costa is not even trying anymore is he?

>>75101468
>>75101468
tbf he looked decent at the start of the game and someone like busquets doesn't put up big assist/gol numbers

Every cross alonso has made lately has been deadly... But the result has been non-existent

Costa>>>Starbucks

>>75101490
I'd feel bad for him if I didn't hate him.

>>75101510
>deadly... But the result has been non-existent

Kind of like his murder trial

>>75101401
do you narrate audio books for a living?

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>>75101520

King will score a hattrick

>>75101510
Only Chelshit is scummy enough to have a murderer plays for their team.

>Chelsea
Wins: 23
Wins by 1 goal: 10
Winds by 1 goal in 80+th min: 3

>Tottenham
Wins: 20
Wins by 1 goal: 8
Wins by 1 goal in 80+th min: 2

seems p even to me

>>75101524
no I wageslave in an accounting firm but thankyou

>>75101539
i personally prefer russian oligarchs who have indirectly killed thousands of people, and arsenal share that boat

>>75101133
good post

King is shit. Don't get the fuss

>>75101605
dont insult king or off w/ ur head lol

Chelsea need to bring Batshuayi on to kill the game

>>75101449
I just love arguing when ive had a few ignore me haha

Conte PLEASE sub out Costa and sub in any one you want

>>75101535
He really won't

>>75101620
too soon

>>75101605
just carew nostalgia. Can't wait for bournemouth to get their version of juan pablo angel

>>75101620
>>75101626
Hahaha never going to happen. Batshuayi is designated to the 88th minute.

At least my heart doesn't sink when I see Ivanovic warming up on the sideline anymore.

How can this shit team be 7 points ahead in the league. Football is so weird sometimes.

>>75101667
Why didnt Ivanovic stay and replace Cahill? surely he is better than Cahill

>>75101696
he really wasn't

Let Alonso take the free kick lads

ALONSSOOOOOOO

MARKIE MARK

Mark Alans

based murderer

ALONSO SMASHED THAT LIKE HIS CAR IN MADRID

>he doesn't rate Alonso

Didn't that guy kill someone?

SO UNDESERVED

jesus

Very good free kick

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Based Alonso

Terrific goalkeeping

>Costa during that celebration

Is he autistic?

>MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. >MARCOS A. MARCOS A.

>>75101715
WIZARD

>polish goalkeeping

>>75101745
Yeah the goalkeeper just now

ROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERERROASTIE MURDERER

Been talking all season for Alonso to take more fks

Took one before and it hit the bar

Dayum

ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO

>Marcos "I dindu nuffin" Alonso

>>75101520
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75101802
Marcos Adindu

Lucky free kick amirite?

marcos a. is really good at free kicks desu

>>75101788
You now remember Felipe Luis scoring against Boro with a free kick

>over bournemouth's smallest player
>Simon Francis 6 ft

eh

>>75101788
Actually he's hit the bar twice with his free-kicks

>>75101773
doesn't take a wizard to know Alonso is a great fk taker
everyone he's took from that area has been excellent

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>>75101520

>>75101788
two i think? i think he's now taken 3, hit the bar twice and scored once

Marcos Alonso is one of the most underrated players in the world

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>>75101520

Bring Batshuayi in ffs

>costa

Just fucking leave, I'm done making excuses for this sack of shit

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>Costa

Jesus Costa, what's wrong with you

>>75101828
theres always that manlet fron Arse tho

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>>75101520

B. traore back when

FUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTAFUCK OFF COSTA

I thought you guys were joking about the murder trial

HOW THE FUCK was he able to get away with that? I know rich people get away with a lot but surely manslaughter+dui can't be avoided

Le cut inside man just cut through Dortmund

Costa scored the opener and won the free kick for the 3rd goal

Costa and Pedro for chalobah and chalobah

>>75101893
who Fraser? He is from Aberdeen

>>75101900
>B. traore back when
Has he been any good at Ajax?

>>75101941
I would definitely take Nathan right now, he's been brilliant every time.

>>75101957
no

>>75101919
First world country are civilized enough to know that the rich people shouldn't share the same law as poor "people". You'll learn it one day.

>>75101919
>HOW THE FUCK was he able to get away with that?
spanish corruption, bribes, florentino perez and halal judges

>>75101919
Real Madrid connections probably.

Asszard a CUTE

>>75101919

>HOW THE FUCK was he able to get away with that?

He was drunk, she chose to ride with him. Dumb roasties get what they deserve, lad.

>>75101893
just clocked that you were talking about Wilsh

>>75101919
apparently the girl's family loved shekels more than their daughter

>>75101919
Dumb bitch wasnt wearing a seatbelt. A good lawyer can press on that.

So Chelsea basically have the title locked up, right? 7 point lead with 7 games to go

>Chelsea remaining games
Man United away
Southampton home
Everton away
Middlesbrough home
West Brom away
Sunderland home

>Tottenham remaining games
Bournemouth home
Palace away
Arsenal home
West Ham away
Man United home
Hull away

>SLIP

Batty can't be worse than Costa come on Conte

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>COSTA

>SLIPZARD

>still no Batty

CONTOUT

>implying it wasn't premeditated
>implying he didn't get drunk afterwards to get away with it

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>>75102054
10/10

Part of me is happy Chelshit can never sign good strikers because otherwise they will be unstoppable.

>>75101401
LOLing at the ending
good lad, thanks
I was right then, it's bornmaf

>>75102045
They have 3 tough games and a tough semifinal against Spurs coming, while Spurs only has United and piss easy games.

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reminder that Chelsea is the official /fa/ club