/cric/ - the cricket

1st for Pavement

2nd for Pavement

3rd for Battlestar Galactica

First for horse faced Holly

>>75096927
Tahir is odd but India have lots of spinners so its the one role you dont need to waste an overseas slot on

Maxwell got it because everyone else failed first and Warner worked so they figured if that meme bogan worked Maxwell might

In any case, the erring on the side of caution and not picking players is far more competent than spending gorillions on shitters like Jayawardena and Steyn as they were doing for the first years of the tournament.

These days most players get sold for an appropriate rate. In the first few seasons it was just random.

5th for Trinibro not being here to tell me that the West Indies won a game that I didn't watch

>>75097002
fuck me he's fat

>>75097026
>>75097002
how many years does the old mate have left lads?

knew he was a fat fuck but this is shocking

>>75097026
nice hottie who's that

>>75097049
mrs strafford

good thread

>>75097002
>>75097026
Disturbing

>>75097026
definitely has autism

maybe even prader-willi syndrome

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>>75097129
>>75097160

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>>75097160
>>75097129

>>75096968
/cric/ will implode

>Prader–Willi syndrome (PWS) is a genetic disorder due to loss of function of specific genes.[3] In newborns symptoms include weak muscles, poor feeding, and slow development. In childhood the person becomes constantly hungry which often leads to obesity and type 2 diabetes. There is also typically mild to moderate intellectual impairment and behavioral problems. Often the forehead is narrow, hands and feet small, height short, skin light in color, and they are unable to have children.[3]

>>75097249
>unable to have children
unlikely to ever be an issue

ah yes lets rinse some poor bastard with clinical retardation on a singaporean anime faggot paddle website

brighten the corners is pavements 2nd best after S & E

>>75097271
i'm literally not rinsing just diagnosing

enjoy winter /cric/

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>wowee zowee is the best pavement album

crooked rain crooked rain then slanted and enchanted

>>75097403
crooked rain has some bangers but s&e and brighten the corners better overall imo, respectable opinion tho

It's good being a massive /cric/ casual to suddenly find a good band being /cric/ approved.

Fuck Greenday tßh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7mp9n8o1XM

literally find a catchier song

>>75097760

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-wIvsZBFhQ

Might not go to the sunday date lads. Seems the girl is taller than me. Why do I have to be manlet ;_;?

>>75098076
don't buy into 4chan memes

>>75098095
I have already told her in a cheeky way, don't know what would she say now.

who is the indian pavement?

>>75097324
>April
>Winter

>>75098211
winter is a state of mind

>>75098113
She's not replaying now haha. I saved myself from the embarrassment. [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

'Cause that's the way to his heart, babe
And that's the way to his soul
You got to give him millions in gold, child
Before I go the way of the sold

>>75098207
There is no indie-music scene in India, there is a lack of any music scene for that matter. Plebs only listen to mainstream bollywood music/pop music and the ones who make music for music's sake are the traditional musicians(Ravi Shankar, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan etc). There is a growing number of musicians mixing both the traditional and modern elements though who come up with good tracks now and then (AR Rahman, Sneha Khanwalkar, Amit Trivedi etc).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esQsAeB-3-g

>a year ago today i was unironically a borderline chad living and working in colombia swimming in latina pussy with 3 grams of grade A coke in my pocket at most times
>now im fat and greasy and posting pavement lyrics on /sp/'s cricket board
how the mighty have fallen

>>75096958
CAREER KOREA CAREER KOREA CAREER KOREA

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For me it's mervyn dillon

>>75098700
I remember Jonny Greenwood did an album with a bunch of indians two years ago

>>75098700
no indie/rock bands at all? you would have thought there would be groups of westernised cucks in the cities trying emulate their favourite british rock band or something

>>75098297
The date is On lads. she doesn't care about height , fuck you 4chanz.

reckon bangladesh have just overtaken pakistan desu

>>75098894
fuck her right in the pussy m8

name a better band than pavement (except the dark third)

>>75099071
drive like jehu

>>75099071
The Fall

>>75099094
i will literally give this /cric/ meme band a listen right now

>>75099153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JEkDShKoc

>>75099006
not betting on that, watching GITS btw.

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>>75099177

>>75099071
Smashing Pumpkins

>>75099195
>le two good albums band

>>75099146
pavement is the fall 2.0

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>>75099192
I'm gonna keep a Grandhomme type moustache .

>>75099251
pajeet de petithomme

>>75099268
haha you're a funny lad.

>>75099287
ty

>>75099162
not bad, not very Saturday afternoon tho

>>75099195
very good band but pavement have more good music

>>75099212
yh

I reckon billy corgan would be a test cricket autist

/cric/ approved bands-
pavement
drive like jehu
greenday
smashing pumpkins

that's it

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>>75099446

>>75099475
them too of course. the holy quintet of bands

>>75099475
3>>>>>>4>2>>>>1

>>75099541
t. celia hay

>>75099552
kek

https://vimeo.com/134189547

>>75099569
>https://vimeo.com/134189547
wait what, is this actually his mum?

>>75098700
>AR Rahman, Sneha Khanwalkar, Amit Trivedi etc
>good
how dare you call anyone else a pleb

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>>75099617
yeah

>>75099634
haha thats so cute, looks like him tbf

Reminder that the Hay family has long dominated life in Christchurch and the history of Christchurch is inextricably linked to the Hay family name.

Daniel's Great Grandfather
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hay_(philanthropist)
His Grandfather
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamish_Hay

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamish_Hay_Bridge

http://my.christchurchcitylibraries.com/hays-ltd/

reminder that Daniel and his family fled this history like the little bitch that he is at the first sign of any hardship.

looks like a lesbian tho innit

>>75098870
There are but they're all hacks.

>>75096958
why are english players so shit int he IPL lads, I can't remember a single english player ever being good ever

>>75099665
interesting post

is this all confirmed?

https://christchurch.bibliocommons.com/item/show/62712037_hay_days
genuinely tempted to track one down and put it alongside my erewhon cassette in my danny collection

>>75099707
yes, I discovered it when researching celia and danny confirmed it

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>daniel hay isliterally a direct descendant of an ancient nz royal blood line

>>75099631
What do you listen to? Share your playlist.

>>75099743
I am literally a direct descendent of scottish aristocrats ama

sometimes I wonder what Daniel's ancestors think when looking down at him sperg out about Haseeb Hameed on reddit

>>75098870
Hindi/regional language bands are somewhat OK, bands singing English songs are so terrible it's laughable

I saw an Indian Iron Maiden tribute band in Bangalore once and their enunciation was so bad that I laughed through their entire set.

>he's genuinely called Pooran

>>75099791
I once checked out a lot of indian rock/metal bands on some online radio and all of them sang in english, so stupid.

>>75099768
>muh heritage

>>75099802
next great left handed middle order batsman m8

will be the posterboy of the great west indies revival

#bookit

>>75099251
>he doesn't keep beard
might as well be the female in the date pal.

>>75099446
frank zappa and the mothers of invention

>>75100035
>beard
I'm not a hipster faggots benchod

>>75100100
we dont like dadcore on /cric/ m8

>>75100035
shut up faggot

>>75100116
we don't like muzzies on /cric/ m8

One of the last posted this on the news feed.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=akvu1AOnUIw&feature=youtu.be

Does cric like John Mayer ?

>>75100188
do your family know you browse 4chan?

>>75100254
does you imam know you fap to animu girls?

>>75100204
t.gayboy

>>75099071
Galaxie 500

>>75100311
I haven't listen to a single song of his Tbh.

>>75100313
think I listened to them once in 2012

>>75100313
love that band

>>75100156
>>75100107
triggered the low-test betas who can't grow a nice thick beard.

>>75100287
Cute anime girls are the human conceptualization of Hoors (gazelle eyed companions in paradise).

remember i pmed ian o'brien galaxie 500 lyrics on the 4chan twitter and he was like wtf is this in reply lol

>>75100438
he called me a proper nutter on that once

>>75100479
that was ahsley giles iirc

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>>75100418
>(You)

>>75100313
kinda nice desu

Footitt >> Wood >>>>> Broad >>>>> Anderson

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>Smoth is an Indian citizen now.

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>>75100547
>(You)

>>75100634
I keep a number 4

>>75100609
>footit
imagine how seething he is going to be his whole life about never playing for england lol, god help everyone who knows hin

>listening to /cric/ core music
>Galaxie 500's cover of Ceremony starts playing
>can't help but listen to the original version
>can't stop listening to joy division

every time

>>75100721
yeah i hate that cover

on fire is their best album anyway. such a great album

>>75100686
I have heard his name. He was included in the test team right ?

>>75100793
you might be right

he isnt that good anyway, but you just know he still thinks he was a worth a gig

I have this strong urge to drink /milk/ right now but I fuckin live in the middle of nowhere and the nearest shop is 2 kms away. What do pals?

>>75100856
hmm average under 30. That's pretty good.

>>75100929
Order online mate

>>75100951
everybody and their mum averages under 30 in county cricket, pitches are green af, doesnt mean theyre good

>>75101010
slovakian posters living up their reputation i see

>>75101030
*to their

>>75100977
didn't know that. That's the reason why england have to borrow spinners from Pakistan.

>>75100972
Thanks, just ordered through doodhwali.com.

>>75101061
pretty much

and even they're shit

mason crane might be decent though

>>75101010
post slovakian food

>>75100929
rural street pooper detected

>>75101083
Glad to help mate.
>>75101097
Swann was the only decent spinner for them in the decade. They should drop Rahsid Tbh.

>>75101097
>mason crane might be decent though

He's not even in Hampshire's squad. Hampshire haven't got a single English bowler

Based le glasses man is with RCB they'll win.

>>75101167
what? he was literally just playing sheffield shield tho and picking up wickets?

>>75101135
pretty much. but swann is better than literally any indian spinner ever tbf

>>75101119
On the contrary I chose this life. Grew up in Mumbai and went to Pune for education, now I'm living in the middle of mountains and valleys between Mumbai and Pune. And yes I do have toilet, running water and electricity, just that there aren't many shops around here.

https://twitter.com/CountyChamp/status/850742587614998528

#elite

he's playing for mcc and shit britbro only reason he isnt in the hampshire squad surely

>>75101178
Where are you from?
Who do you bandwagon for in the IPLEL?

>>75101241
Nah they've got Liam Dawson playing instead KEK

>>75101212
wew lad

>>75101232
trundler with a weird action

>>75101274
guess its a greentop so they went with the extra bat strenth maybe. still, mason crane has potential

>Rishab pant has cremated his father yesterday
He's batting pretty good lads. He's a real deal.

>>75101212
>who were spin quartlet
Also Kumble was better but wouldn't call him a conventional spinner.

>>75101277
literally an elite truth bomb

>Rishab pant has cremated his father yesterday
He's batting pretty good lads. He's a real deal.

>>75101212
>who were spin quartlet
Also Kumble was better but wouldn't call him a conventional spinner. Having said that Swann is my favorite recent time soinner, loves to watch him bowl, no bullshit like doosra and shit just good old off spin.

What match are you guys watching? I'm at the bar with a stupid girl. She can't stop talking about her fucking shoes.


I WANT OUT


Send help!

>>75101341
send her pic then we'll let you know.

>>75101305
no kumble was pretty much a homebabby but better than aus in swann because of his bounce. swann definitely the better. swann was definitely a more effective bowler overall.

>>75101341
which bar where?

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>>75101305
>Born: 4 October 1997 (age 19 years)

>>75101341
Are you the guy who was supposed to go on a date with a girl he met on tinder?

>>75101389
nah you can't be a homebaby and have 600+ wickets.

>>75101491
No that's me I'm going tomorrow.

>>75101495
obv u can because harby took 400 and was complete utter shit

kumble a good bowler tho dont get me wrong, but inferior to swann

>>75101570
As much I love Swann I would say that kumble won more matches and waa better soinner in any condition.

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>tfw every Indian poster is hanging out with girls and your're the only autist

>>75101664
no come on man, you're not being objective

imagine if swann was indian and kumble was english, there would be such a disparity in their stats it wouldnt even be a debate, but the fact that their stats are close is testament to how much more versatile than kumble swann was

>>75101664
>waa better soinner
go to bed vijay

>>75101692
Go on Tinder you can surely get a match in a couple of months if you're not fucking ugly. Go for average girls, not the hotter ones.

>>75101692
i'm here too senpai

>>75101918
>not the hotter ones.
yes

those are for anglos

>>75101996
There are no Anglos here mate. Hotter ones are for the chads. I fucking hate chads.

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/cric/ is so much better without the retarts from down under.

Also, Delhi Daredevils require another 19 runs with 3 wickets and 6 balls remaining.

>>75102028
>not Rahuls

>Panty

>>75102028
post a typical indian chad. obviously not a bollywood actor or some shit, but that hot guy on your uni campus

Pant on suicide watch

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>>75102156
here you go mate.

>>75102351
not bad

was expecting a bit better

>>75102028
>There are no Anglos here mate
and their literally is

all the indian chads have anglo blood thats why they look hot

>>75102365
I went to one of the IITs mate. All for them are nerds, hard to find hot lads.

*there

>>75102351
like this guy

literally 25% anglo blood at least

>>75102434
I am pretty fare as well. Most of the high caste are fare lads.

>>75099071
unwound

>>75102452
*fair
on phone

>>75102423
Which one?

>>75102482
Guwahati

>>75102156
here you go mate.

>>75097760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IVToqYzBQo

>>75102514
Nice, and I'm an engineering dropout, two different ends of the spectrum huh?

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>you will never be a brown job with 10 years to go in the RLI

>>75102581
It's ok mate, engineering is shitty. I would change my career if I get a chance Tbh.

>>75102522
close m8

I really really like Jadhav.

>>75102522
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0

Got to know about them from sopranos.

>>75097760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPbWMvQwroo

>>75103104
already said we dont like dadcore on /cric/ m8

why the fuck are pavement a /cric/ meme?

>>75103151
why not

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>>75103151
listening to dadcore is a /cric/ meme

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>>75102156

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5OeoVkTDLM

>200 posts
>20 posters
kek
not even memeing

>>75103447
based

who is the pavement of cricketers?

>>75103569
Michael Bevan

>>75103526
>nice poomunity we got here
i think its because poopeelians are asleep

>>75103643
brace yourself, they're waking up.

>>75096958
THE WICKET KEEPER IS DOWN

>>75103544
What should I listen to besides slanted and enchanted and crooked rain, crooked rain? There must be a Pavement flowchart somewhere.

>>75103748
wowee zowee

it's my favourite of theirs

>>75103783
thnx

>>75103748
brighten the corners
watery domestic ep

wowee zowee too but thats the fedora album

Which is yours favourite Australian Band lads?
Mine is Savage Garden

>>75103825
nick cave and the bad seeds

>>75103825
The Avalanches

>>75103863
this

(savage garden close 2nd tho)

>>75103825

The Church

>>75103825
the dark third

>>75101703
imagine swann on the big indian they produce now. he would have single handedly 9/11'd the entire indian top order

>>75104135
*big turners fuck i'm retarded

>>75104135
yeah exactly

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going through old /cric/ threads

>>75104241
Based RC cunt is a /tv/ fag. what's his favorite kino?

I want to stay but my time is wasting
The magic lands call my name
They want to fire a missile launcher
But I know I need to stay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gemNU9mTsig

>/sp/ - Sports

>>75104419
such an english song

if test cricket were a band it would perhaps be the smiths

>>75103825
Courtney Barnett

>>75103420
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IgWEslLHJz

/bundes/ rules /rug/ drolls

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based straffGOD

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current mood

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>75105346
don't do this shit again you cheeky cunt

rly like indian and australian posters

>>75109501
fuck off cunt

reminder swann is better than any indian spinner ever #elitetruthbomb

Aion tappaa itseni tänään

>>75103825
The Drones

Patterson is fucking elite

>>75114691
robert pattinson is an actor mate

>>75114945
that's not how the meme works you dip

>>75115018
omg what a runt post

>>75115018
literally tell me late night bro you are not actually that autistic? are you trying to wind me?

obviously i know how the fucking meme works7

literally B A K A

>>75114691
>Renshaw
>Warner
>Khawaja
>Smith
>Handscomb
>Maxwell
>someone that isn't Wade
>Starc
>Cummins
>Patterson
>Hazlewood

Literally give >us the ashes already

>>75115283
I mean Pattinson ofc but Kurtis Patterson is also elite

>>75115283
hes called pattinson you fucking tard, do you even watch cricket?

>>75115283
>no Lyon

>>75115283
>no SOK
delet

>>75115340
>>75115352
literally no need for a spinner past Smith and Maxwell's pie chucking with those blokes as bowlers

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>>75115340
>>75115352

>>75115385
pretty rude to kick the bloke out though, he doesn't have much else going for him

so autitsic jesus christ

>>75115385
>implying the Spud will bowl either of them
>implying Pattinjured and Glassins wont just explode

>>75115483
they literally won't need to bowl for more than 20 overs between them because of how fucking elite they are

>>75115516
They literally won't bowl more than 2 overs between them

>>75115018
i'm literally astounded by the extent of this autism

this can't be real, right? tell me its not real?

>>75115516
No need for Pattinson

He is the same player as Cummins but not as good.

Just keep him on the bench for when Cummins inevitably gets hospitalised

>>75115587
got a job yet m8?

did you ever go ahead with that teaching english gig?

>>75115614
yeah i have a job you autistic prick

met Harry Conway the other day lads. He is a big guy.

>>75115714
just woke up

>>75115811
go back

>>75115598
there literally is but YOU are too small minded to see it

Sundays are so boring.

>>75115840
going back

>>75115902
t. NEET

>>75115902
>no wagecuck duties
>sport all day
>don't have to go outside

It's a good day desu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07TSN0FUbZJ

>>75115973
I can't believe it

>>75115958
>>no wagecuck duties
This shouldn't feel like a chore, and if it does then the onus is on YOU to get a better job.

Personally I love my job and would do it >for free. But since YOU, the taxpayer, insist on paying me, who am I to turn that down?

>>75115973
>double meme

>>75116059
I like my job, but I also like sitting around in my underwear shitposting all day occasionally. Life is about balance

>it's a krazykunt spergs out whenever someone mentions employment that isn't in the public service episode

really fucking sick of this one

>>75115958
I watch sports at work as well.
Things pile up in the evening during holidays but in the mornings it feels like there's nothing to think about, feeling restless instead of relaxed desu.

>>75116108
Fair enough then. Liking your job is the only real thing that matters and if you do then you're set.

>>75116075
literally

>>75115973
you sound and talk like an autistic teenage girl.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16kgEj8CJ2g

https://youtu.be/Xhbyj8pqUao
this triggers the pavementfag

>>75116418
literally go stick ur 5 inch dick into the shit u just put on the ground next to ur house you closet gay scat fiend indian fag

>>75116598
post this in vocaroo

>>75116652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1En5zFPWnTB

>>75099569
>https://vimeo.com/134189547
Does she have the 'tism?

I reckon I am going to get into third grade next cricket season

>>75117256
learned the multiplication tables yet lad?

>>75116508
why

everyone loves TVU&N

>>75116508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07x5wbFC1Ba

>>75117321
yeah look nice attempt at a joke but what you missed is that in Australia we'd say "Year 3" and NOT "third grade" so really it just falls flat on its face you literal piece of shit

i am the only one
searching for you

>>75117396
Daniel probably doesn't

pavement>the dark third

>>75096958

don't get why this is the image for the thread

>>75117954
our band

>>75117954
they referenced cricket in a song once

>>75118037

Figured the band for this thread would be The Chills or something Aus. Pavement like The Chills too, so it works perfectly.

>>75117954
last thread had a beet op image

>>75117954
They're elite

>>75118113
the chills have literally 1 good song

>>75118113
The Drones are the au/sp/ band of choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OkgaCRII7I

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>>75118142

if the chills were a good band they would be pavement

>>75117459
Shut the fuck up you autistic fuck, good music is good music. Everyone who watches Test cricket is an old fuck anyway.

>>75118218
>Everyone who watches Test cricket is an old fuck anyway

>this is your brain on IPL

>>75118218
this thread has an age cap of 25

>>75117522
>Year 3 instead of 3rd grade
>wickets/runs instead of runs/wickets
Australia really is upside down land, isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOI_8CXFCeo

>>75118308
joke's on you, I'm 34.

>>75118346
Apparently that wicket runs shit started because a guy made a mistake when building the first proper scoreboard in Australia and put wickets first

>>75118383
off to rèddít

>>75118383
got a wife yet lad?

if every band were a good band they would be pavement

I think it's been established by popular consensus that The Smiths are the official /cric/ band.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KHaP0si0Rd

enjoying this gimmick

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cdj8NBBMYW

Go to bed Malkmus.

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>you will never be a posh southern african privately educated jock

test cricket and depression go together like modelling and anorexia

>>75119908
awful post

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>>75119939

/cric/ approved tune-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg

>>75120014
fuck this fucking shit I wanted to forget it ever existed

she's a hottie with a dottie

boom

test cricket and depression go together like modelling and anorexia

> Haaaaaa a a a!!!!!!!!!! If we had left them in the bush and never educated them prosper wouldn’t be having these problems because he would be living happily in his mud hut eating ground up maize so of course it’s our fault every single problem a black has is because of white people that’s why racism is only able to work one way because we basically fxxxd up the apes’ lives - Marky V

>>75096958
Saw pavement late 90s. Was a really good gig.

>>75097002
kek

>>75120138
literally when has based marky v made his political views public

>>75105593
straffoMONSTER

gonna wank to some desi amateurs then go sleep lads

>>75120271
desi porn is ruined for me by hairy ugly Indian men that make too much noise, even though the grills are qt

>>75120282
yh but white on desi m8

>>75116958
pretty good still sound the same though ;)

>>75120322
never know how to filter that out from the rest of the shit

Might not to the date today lads to see GITS. She's saying that she had too much of vodka last night and puking.

I have already got the tickets, why all women are like that Bros ?

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can't get enough of these

just woke up

>>75120378
If your in Bombay I can join you.

>>75120378
They want to see you suffer Jignesh

>>75120382
I prefer Dasheri