OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

has klopp finally gone insane?

File: wood.png (332KB, 1045x1020px) Image search: [Google]

332KB, 1045x1020px

How many will da big guy score today lids?

Which game do you watch?

>>75096558
maybe

>Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Klavan, Matip, Milner, Can, Wijnaldum, Alexander-Arnold, Woodburn, Origi

>>75096573
Pick whichever game looks like it'll be good (it'll be fun to see Stoke beat Liverpool) and then watch highlights of the rest on MOTD.

>the absolute shambles that is the Middlesbrough starting XI
Valdes, Barragan, Bernardo, Ayala, Gibson, Downing, Clayton, Leadbitter, Forshaw, Gestede, Stuani.

Wow.

>>75096589
>Alexander-Arnold, Woodburn, Origi

Into the trash it goes!

>>75096589
Did everyone injured?

>>75096566
shame you missed out on taking the 2nd automatic promotion spot from newcastle, that would have been good

File: 1482540674395.png (155KB, 455x396px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 455x396px

>Delph is starting again

>tfw about to get smashed by based huddersfield

VILLAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

>>75096947
2nd place gives you no trophy,whilst the playoffs offer a big ass one,that's the main reasoning for the drop in form lately

>Villa 1-0 up
W-we're not gonna make playoffs surely lads

>>75096988
Huddersfield are some right proper fellows.

Are spurs elite

>>75097014
poocastle need to beat wednesday tonight for you to stand a chance but they are doing pretty shit lately and will probably bottle it so i cant see it happening

>>75097014
With all the teams above us keep bottling it, anything is possible

Villa shaping up nicely for next season

>>75097019
they got knocked out of the CL, and then knocked out of the EL by a shitty Belgian team. what do you think?

File: 1478041681507.gif (289KB, 400x471px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 400x471px

>based Kammy taking his sunglasses off like he is in Miami Vice

Reminder: if your squad has more than 3 non white players, you cannot call it an English club

>Michail Anthonio is a unit, isn't he? You could pull pints of ale out of his barrel chest. He tangles with Federico Fernandez, the Swansea centre-half that looks like Steven Finn. Meaty.
That's an oddly homoerotic way of putting it. He didn't even spell Antonio right.

Accrington Stanley unbeaten in 13, gone from 20th position to 7 points off playoffs and got League 2 player of the month and manager of the month for March

inb4 loss

>>75097168
men in the closet able to slyly talk about their bender fantasies without fear, under the guise of sports reporting

>>75097174
>Accrington Stanley

who are they?

>>75097194
Exactly

>>75097072
bit racist

You now remember goals.

>>75097234
No one remembers goals.

>>75097234
bls explain, what are these goals

That Kodjia lad is pretty good isn't he

>forest missing open chances

wew i love supporting this club

File: bestlookingmaninscotland.jpg (22KB, 221x362px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 221x362px

Come on Stokey

>>75097279
john-o codger mate

>turn on BBC Final Score
>Jason Mohammad, Garth Crooks and Dion Dublin
Kill me

CLASIE

>0-0 against Shittingham Forest

>>75097310
dion dublin's alright

>>75097310
can't get gabby logan on at the same time as dion anymore after the thing they had

>>75096566
zero, he's fucking shite

>>75097339
>being unable to break down one of the worst defences and almost conceding to >us

think huddersfield are looking shitter lad

Shaqiri is like Hazard if he wasn't good

>>75097348
?

>>75097356
isnt he that one bad guy from 300

>>75097354
I know. god I was so hopeful a month ago

>wiggle

>poocastle are going to get automatic promotion on the luck of other teams failing

kill me

>>75097379
>paying 120 million shekels for the black klopp

>Jaap Sham

>losing to Forest
reeeee

Dat QT at Bristol City. :3

>>75097418
forestalona*

>>75097425
just about to post something similar

would smash and impregnate tbqhwyf

>playing liam moore and expecting to not ship 4 goals in the opening half hour

also huddersfield pls win, i want forest to go down

>>75097459
>wanting based forest to be relegated

kek feels bad to be a sheep does it, lad?

>reading

>tfw need a piss but forest are playing compelling football for the first time since october

cant miss this lads

>>75097482
Always knew that only dorks liked reading.

>the city of reading
B-BUT WE DOMINATED POSSESION
B-BUT ANY TEAM THAT BEATS US PLAYS UGLY FOOTBALL UNLIKE OUR BEATIFUL SIDEWAYS PASSES

>>75097479
i'm not a derby fan thankfully

>>75097518
>He's a Notts County fan
even worse desu

4th place after 41 games with 0 goal difference is pretty impressive desu

File: dabs fawazly.png (2MB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 900x1200px

>>75097516
*dabs towards victory*

>Stevenage
>Reading

File: Leicester champions.jpg (77KB, 800x448px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 800x448px

>>75097541
i know you lot don't really give a shit about us (or at least pretend not to) but i knew loads of forest fans growing up, which makes their struggles more entertaining

Can we all team up to meme Boro into the safety zone before the end of the season? You guys should want them to stay up for the northeastern derbies next season.

>livershit

File: 1487349648301.jpg (112KB, 476x492px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 476x492px

>6-1 at halftime

>>75097581
my brother hates leicester but i dont really care either way so i was happy for you last season desu

>7 goals in 42 minutes in the championship
>3 goals in 245 minutes in the "premier" leaue
>liverpoo

>liverpoop

>livershit

Got bts & o2,5 on my acca, is it still on lads?

>>75097594
no way, they are so fucking boring

File: 1432546918453.png (84KB, 240x228px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 240x228px

>livercucks

FUCKING ABL REF
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

>tune out of liverpool stream to watch a different match
>stoke score

ebin

I told you guys the Blades collapse started today.

>huddersfield have a bunch of black players
>violently attack players recovery from injury in the legs they were injured

wew

>>75097706
>violently attack players recovery from injury in the legs they were injured
U Wot M8?

>>75097706
they're a '''''''''''''big'''''''''''''' club now that they're not battling relegation for once

>Middlesbrough vs Burnley

Name a worse match.

>>75097772
boro versus west brom in september or august was probably one of the worst matches i have ever seen, in the premier league at least

definitely not a coincidence that it was another game boro were involved in

>>75097771
its almost like black people arent very civilised compared to white people with superior tactics and real technical ability

>>75097831
Generalizations are bad news, dude

>>75097854
in a city where drugs and crime only became a real danger when the black population moved in like Nottingham, generalisations usually ring true

>READING
HOW DO YOU CONCEDE SIX IN A HALF

JUST

HOW

File: 1491663219883.jpg (123KB, 558x800px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 558x800px

Rate

The football duplicated for some reason

>>75097893
>>75097854
>>75097831
>b-but they only cause trouble because of their environment, oppression and lack of opporunity

Then howcum white people living in absolute shitholes don't chimp out like that?

Huddersfield getting battered desu

File: r92140_1296x729_16-9.jpg&site=espnfc.jpg (87KB, 1296x729px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 1296x729px

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>75097908
>>>
>Anonymous 04/08/17(Sat)15:45:43 No.75097
they were the best team by far for the first 20 mins/

File: 2017-03-18 17.20.39.jpg (302KB, 1079x615px) Image search: [Google]

302KB, 1079x615px

>always get russian adverts when watching forest

>pic feels related

>>75097706
>>violently attack players recovery from injury in the legs they were injured

English, motherfucker!

File: 1475381142221.jpg (52KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 640x480px

>>75097893
No they don't. Especially considering that there were always drugs, regardless of demographics.

>>75097992
how does it feel to be on the spectrum posh boy

>>75097927
Because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVZ_lLUIIyU

>>75097927
Except they do, dumby
>>75098006
Troll

File: Unhappy Forest Man.jpg (164KB, 641x600px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 641x600px

>tfw it wont last

>>75097998
>american thinks he knows anything about england

fuck off yank, dont you have a city to riot in or something

>>75098028
Calm down jesus

File: 1470493685235.jpg (41KB, 331x372px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 331x372px

>>75098023
iktf bro

File: 1344292821931.jpg (61KB, 299x259px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 299x259px

>>75098028
>He thinks he knows anything
Gtfo you ignorant dweeb

>ull have crumbled

Lads
LADS
>Dull

>Hell

>>75098117
great post lad

File: 1491200477401.jpg (3KB, 98x94px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 98x94px

>Agüero scores some shitty goal so he will still get called for the NT

>de mooy

>tfw antonio left us

i miss him lads

WARDWARDWARDWARDWARDWARD

>aston poola

File: 1378164787634.png (113KB, 416x357px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 416x357px

Lads

It's finally over

>losing at home to rotherham
>the shithole of wigan

BOOOOOOOOOOOM

File: C85m0zEXoAAg_bs.jpg-large.jpg (156KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 1024x768px

>inb4 Sheffield United get a 15 point deduction for this and choke AGAIN

File: 486116695.jpg (508KB, 1024x698px) Image search: [Google]

508KB, 1024x698px

Lloyd 'demigod' Dyer

>>75098438
>all of them are fat old men

really makes you think....

>>75098438
https://twitter.com/Colin_CWilliams/status/850730917509431296

wew

>>75098384
>Losing to a already regulated team
How sad.

>>75098438
hopefully a forest echo news correspondent is at the game to report in full everything that the fans are doing

Hull Tigers are staying up

>>75098523
>2017
>being regulated

rotherham united are a disgrace to football

COUTINHOOOOOO

>>75098586
LE DEFENCE IS LE TERRIFY

>>75098586
I meant relegated, my mistake.

yes yes well done stoke

HOWEVER

>>75098674
>german "humour"

>huddersmeme

>the state of hudderswilly

>Bravo

>Johnny pebbles
Kek

BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO

>nottingham forest 2 - 0 poopoopeepee

what did tan klopp mean by this?

>baptiste chimping out

what's wrong with those nogz having a complete lack of discipline

*walks*

>7 (seven) - 1

PLASTICS BTFO

BLADES UP

FINALLY THE LEAGUE ONE NIGHTMARE IS FUCKING OVER


YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

File: 2017-04-08 16.49.10.jpg (227KB, 1079x914px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 1079x914px

who here /cheeky/

>>75099018
congrats man, youve earned it, assuming youre the blades poster who ive seen post for years

File: maxresdefault[1].jpg (92KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 1280x720px

>>75099018
statue when?


whats the consensus amongst blades fans on this guy?

HUDDERSFIELD BTFO

>Tranmere 9 - 0 Solihull Moors

>that anon who supports solihull moors as his non-league team
ahahahahaha oh wow

Didn't realise the blades and Huddersfield are in the premier league

>THE CITY OF ZOLA
Rowett has more wins in 8 days at derby than Zola has had in 4 months at Birmingham

>FULL TIME RESULT: Norwich Germany - Brazil Reading

>>75099031
embarrassing desu

WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE WIGAN WIGGLE

File: 744273.jpg (22KB, 590x350px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 590x350px

>Doubting Jurgens Reds

>>75099208
>last gasp winner against an already relegated team with a grand total of 1 point away from home all season

File: 7dd829291b272f2193c0f541b9ecdcaf[1].jpg (367KB, 1214x882px) Image search: [Google]

367KB, 1214x882px

do any of you know which suicide girl this bod belongs to?

>Tranmere win 9-0 at home
>still can't overtake Lincoln's GD
wew

>>75099276
do you even want to know

Shrewsbury putting up a fight to stay up

File: 17457458_10154810250654823_2564972649887979474_n[1].jpg (90KB, 960x697px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 960x697px

>>75099290
fuck yes I do

>>75099167
>DULL

>>75099282
Could still happen, 5 games to go

>the Rowett has given us playoff hope
I don't want this! Hope usually is followed by failure

ALL LEEDS ARENT WE??

>>75099276
BANE?

so who's going to win the playoffs lads?

>>75099386
huddersfield or leeds beating newcastle in the final

File: Leeds_United_Logo.png (77KB, 218x270px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 218x270px

>>75099386

>>75099418
>>75099363
they're back. looking forward to seeing your tears in playoffs lads. UTT

>>75099386
Fulham

>>75099401
interesting

>>75099418
i reckon they're more likely to than huddersfield or reading desu

>>75099469
>DARK HORSES

File: IMG_20170311_222624.jpg (579KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google]

579KB, 2048x1365px

>>75099167
>>75099175
JUST

>>75099386
Derby. We make them on the last day when Wednesday and Fulham draw with each other

Anyone else feel like it's such a waste having Redknapp and Hoddle analysing games on BT Sport when they could easily be Premiership managers right now and probably still the best English managers in the game. They should be contributing to the sport somehow instead of cashing out on telly

>>75099640
>Redknapp and Hoddle analysing games on BT Sport when they could easily be Premiership managers right now and probably still the best English managers in the game.
Hello, Jamie Redknapp.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (102KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 1280x720px

>>75099588
>We make them on the last day

that didn't work out very well for >us 2bh

>>75099640
>hoddle
Surprised the sjw haven't driven him out completely

File: Rr7inSP.jpg.gif (2MB, 390x277px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 390x277px

>Birmingham
>Zola

>>75099828
>Zola has taken 12 points in 4 months since taking over
>Rowett has taken 10 points in 4 games since taking over

>Stoke "Big club" City FC
>West Ham "#ChampionsLeagueWinners2018" United

>Same amount of points as Burnley

kek

KEK

K E K

>>75100652
>stoke
>thinking they're a big club
uwotm8

File: 190-cm.jpg (123KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 1600x1200px

*walks toward the championship*

File: IMG_20170401_132008.jpg (419KB, 2000x1515px) Image search: [Google]

419KB, 2000x1515px

>>75100652
No one has ever said stoke are a big club

Villa though? THAT'S a big club

shelvey fucking hell

File: image.jpg (82KB, 849x600px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 849x600px

https://twitter.com/Blades_Mad/status/850746383086886912

ABSOLUTELY BASED

WHAT THE FUCK NEWCASTLEEE