Get in here goyim
Let's go lads
Tottenham will win this
YES LADS
Drinking a few early beers
Who else /drinking/
What a hit son, what a hit
>>75095330
Nah m8 I'm sleeping
Kane will get injured again if he comes on
Why is he back already
>>75095330
Got the Tiger beer out here.
>>75095359
Hopefully we don't need to bring him on.
Let the goat rest more
>>75095359
Nice choice mate
Kapou more like kaPOO am I right
>>75095366
>we
WFC looking good here. Good to see they are not rolling over (so far).
>Vincent Penssen
kek
when will Poch permabench him and play Son already?
Janssen unironically has a worse goal ratio than Afonso Alves, Soldado, Luuk de Jong, Jozy Altidore, Jô and whatever other flop strikers you can think of.
>>75095400
He's a nice lad give him a break
>>75095400
>when will Poch permabench him and play Son already?
Son is already playing
>>75095400
but muh passun
>>75095410
But not up front.
>>75095400
Son is too scared to shoot. Janssen isnt that good but has better presence in the pitch. Did you not watch the Swansea game?
>>75095400
t. Hasn't watched the Swansea match
>>75095420
Did you not watch the Burnley game?
I put it to you that Watford are the most pointless club in existence.
Are Tottenham now, dare I say it, a big club?
>>75095432
>who are hull city
>>75095436
Are big clubs eliminated from Europa League by the 8th placed team in Belgium?
>>75095437
Literally one of the most exciting teams in the League under Marco Silva
>>75095432
Fuck off you cunt, they matter to me, and thats whats important.
Also Deeney isn't dropped, he is fatigued.
>>75095436
The lost to Genk in the Europa league so no
>Yanson
AHAHAHAHA JANSEN IS SO SHIT OMG
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AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
GOALS HATE HIM!
>>75095436
When they can perform in big pitch
Empty net
Literally inches away
How the fuck do you miss
>>75095457
It's wasn't even Genk, it was Chicago Blackhawks.
>>75095432
That's not how you spell Crystal Palace
He'll score today you watch
OMG AGAIN, JANSEN IS INDEFENSIBLE
RELEASE HIM ON A FREE NOW
>Janshit
>>75095356
The super mong will prevail.
>>75095472
wot did u say u little cunt
Why isn't Kevin Gates playing? He's their best forward
>>75095462
>this ugly son of the Netherlands is fucking up all chances and basically, Poch is fucking stupid
One day janssen will score the most important goal in a Tottenham game and it will be a legendary moment.
>tfw 27 goals for your team last season and now missing tap ins for spurs
Vincent pls
I'm from the future.
Jansen scores twice
>>75095489
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
I thought it was Spurs - Man City playing today for some reason ffs
this game is going to be shit, what else can I do with my time?
Is janssen going to an hero soon? Will he quit football soon? Will he be kicked out of football soon? In one way or the other he is surely finished.
>>75095496
From penalty?
>>75095504
Get a few beers in lad
>>75095496
This season?
>>75095504
Text your mates and go for a pint?
kek it's like there's an invisible barrier blocking the goal impenetrable for Janssen that's removed just for penalties
>>75095507
One is a penalty
>>75095504
figure out the meaning of life cause i'm lost in this world. What is my purpose and why am i here
>>75095496
Two goals this season seems a bit high
Do you lads ever wonder if you have seen a goal on a tv game?
Like I always think, was I paying attention when it was scored, or am I just hearing the crowd, paying attention and watching the replay?
>>75095529
Me on the left
>>75095522
I think it's proving yourself to yourself, anon.
I might be wrong, though...
>"Davies has a lash"
Bit rude to do it on the pitch in front of everyone
>>75095535
Kek
>>75095495
What's his problem?
>>75095509
>>75095516
>>75095522
Why have all tottenham players got such punchable faces?
>>75095535
t. ADHD
Somebody please kill that bastard with the kazoo
>>75095535
i am fairly certain I have seen at least one goal on TV yes.
>>75095564
Because they're better than you and you cannot deal with it like an adult anon
>>75095564
The only one with a punchable face is Alli, the rest of them look normal
>>75095535
I put the game on background and just shitposting in matchthread
>>75095535
it doesn't really matter
even when you see an actual goal on tv, it's still technically a digital replay of what's really happening at some football stadium
why is jansen so shit?
>>75095586
>Son
>Dier
>Kane
>Walker
>Rose
>Trippier
Literally all need a good smack
>>75095580
Except literally every single premier league footballer is better than me and I've fine with it. Not an argument
>be an amerishart
>wake up at 7am on a saturday to bandwaggon a soccer team halfway around the world
SAD.
>>75095564
Lamela still injured
>>75095592
i came here for football not a fucking aneyurism
>>75095535
The question is, did you actually see the goal or you simply remember you saw a goal?
>>75095597
Too cute for soccer.
>>75095618
You see everything but a goal being scored.
Like with colours
What a shit match
Going to the Leeds game in a bit, supporting both my strong Jewish sides on a Saturday is lovely.
ALI ALI ALI ALI ALI ALI
DELEEEEEEEEE
Deli Alley strikes again
>my wifes son
WHAT A GOAL LAD
ALI ALI ALI ALI
MASYA'ALLAH
bamadele alli is shit get him off
>>75095618
let's start with the fact that 'scoring a goal' is just an abstract, human concept
ALLI ALLI ALLI
OI OI OI
>THAT fucking goal
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Is Ali a meme or postmeme?
>30 minutes in
>nothing close to resembling good football
Woah, so this is the power... Of the English """premier""" league
Based muscular and elite Ali
>That celebration
>Achy brakey heart again
WHY IS THIS SUNG
>>75095659
>you
>>75095330
Just poured my breakfast beer.
Shocking goalkeeping. Look were the ball crosses the line, irs fucking over half way down the post. Gomes far too much off his line
>>75095535
Deep.
is Alli the black heung min son?
>>75095677
blame italian coaching for bringing anti football to the league
>>75095674
lucky the league is so full of dabsters he can fly under the meme radar to become a decent player
>>75095330
we going coppers tonight?
>>75095693
Alli is white
Alli and Son have been on fire lately
Dele Alli could become as good as lampard
>>75095707
you're white
Do you ever think that if you went to a game it would have been a different result than if you stayed at home?
>Success
>is failure
A win for Spurs is a win for Israel
all this in the week we attacked Syria
what a great week
>>75095719
Shut up mehmed
>>75095713
Can't fuck with Son appropriating black meme culture.
>>75095719
All the time
>>75095714
He can't be much worse as far as NT is concerned
Completely different player though really
>>75095719
All the fucking time. it's really unhealthy to think like this..
>>75095714
Ali won't get half as many assists as frank
Am i shadow banned?
Please respond
>>75095719
Yes because when I go to a game the players always look at me and get distracted
>>75095605
I promise to be a good customer. Please no bully.
PL Top Scorers
1. Lukaku (21)
2. Kane (19)
3. Sanchez (18)
4. Costa (17)
5. Alli (16)
>>75095725
>caring about jews or muslims
Blooter 2: Electric Boogaloo
gg Mazzarri
gg easy
>NOTFORD
all the memes are scoring today
@75095743
Youre shadowbanned
Dier is shit get him off
>>75095743
>(THIS USER IS BANNED)
wtf first time I've seen this in 4chan
>tfw we aren't as spursy anymore
Shame that Tottenham are moving because it could unsettle this lot right as they've set perfectly as a top side
Always nice to see couples doing things together
>>75095719
I don't even watch matches if the result is important
I literally just follow flashscores and celebrate wildly if the right number appears
Madness really
This goalkeker
did any of you see janssen kick it over the crossbar when he tried to smash it in after the goal?
>yfw dovenham win da bremierp owl
>>75095743
>shadow banned
Looking pretty Dier for Watford.
>>75095772
I'm not that autistic to think watching it on TV would make a difference or not but physically being at the game has more chance of changing the fabric of time
Did you know Kane is from interbreeding a potato and a jew?
>>75095775
he truly is a living meme
Are Tottenham better without Kane?
>>75095804
No, Watford just aren't very good.
>>75095775
surely not
>>75095804
The answer to that question is a big fat no my friend
>>75095792
Dunno mang, can't say for certain it's a zero percent chance you affect it
>>75095804
No.
>>75095330
Can't get hung over if you don't get sober
SON SON SON SON SON SON SON
Son is shit get him off
>>75095804
No one cares who he is.
There goes blooter 3
Holy shiiiit
WHAT A HIT SON, WHAT A HIT
>celebrating this hard beating Watford
So small time.
SON
SOUTH KOREA BEST KOREA
SONG
A title challenge built on deflected goals, refereeing errors, opposition howlers, lucky last minute goals and general good fortune.
It really is true what they about jews and luck isn't it?
>is an everyone scores bit janssen episode
At this point kane will score a hat trick in the second half
GET FUCKED
Help me lads, I'm starting to be optimistic about the future of English football
Convince me that Kane, Alli and Dier won't be a legendary trio for the NT
6-0 incoming
kek can I get a webm of that puzzled face janssen makes when he stumbles into the dele/son handshake
>>75095863
have you ever watched England play mate?
Janssen looks like he's about to cry
>>75095842
so what would be the appropriate level of celebration for this match?
>>75095863
It's coming home, no doubt about it.
>>75095863
All of them will peak at 24 and underachieve like most hyped English talents
dubs and watford win 4-3
>>75095857
You never know.
>>75095856
They also have conceded the least goals this season. They also had the best goal differance last season. Tottenham is a legitimitely good team.
>>75095863
they're all system babbies, sorry my friend
>>75095863
>Kane
>good in the nt
Did you watch the euro???? Don't do it to yourself
>>75095856
>Teams can only score valid goals if they walk it in
Fuck off WENGER
can't help but feel bad for janssen
wants to make an impact so badly
I feel sorry for Janssen. It's not like he's bad, he just can't seem to put a biscuit in the basket. He does a lot for the team tho and is always pressing for the bal, opening up space, being a good point of passing. If only he manages to actually fucking score a goal for once.
>>75095863
There is so much antagonism in the pl that the English team cannot gel together on the world stage, sorry anon, three players cannot carry a team that hates itself
>>75095254
you have to go back pablo
>+41 GD
Damn
>>75095857
After watching him these past matches, his playing style just doesn't fit well with Tottenham. A sort of static target man with quick first touch passes to move forward, Eriksen seems to get it but it's so different to Kane.
>>75095896
Truly Soldado 2.0
>>75095898
hopefully this score means that Harry wont need to come on. something about him seems off though, like he is an actually meme IRL and is clumsy as hell. he is like the ultimate tryhard that you want to succeed cause you feel so bad for him
>>75095863
they're nothing without Dembele and Dembele is a Belgian
>>75095906
Fucking Jews
Dubs and Jansen scores twice in the second half.
Of this game today, at white Hart lane V Watford
>>75095564
For me, Harry "Mouthbreather" Kane, is the most punchable of them all. He looks like an adult Draco Malfoy.
I unironically thing Son is a better footballer.
>Spurs
>>75095918
Surely he's better than Soldado so far?
Has some impact on the pitch tbqh
Also he's young so he can at least turn out like Lamela
>>75095918
Soldado scored 11 goals in his first season, 6 in the PL, often from open play.
All of those things are but a pipe dream for Janssen.
Dubs and Janssen scores twice.
>>75095977
DUBSMAN.JPG
>>75095977
o shit
>janssen gets taken off on the 80th minute
>kane comes in
>kane instantly scores
Janssens soul when he realizes he will forever be on the bench.
>>75095977
thank you based brit, for saving dutch futboll
>>75095977
Nice.
Janssen is very intelligent and unselfish. Without his smart runs, those 3 goals would never have happened.
>>75095968
>often from open play
lmao
>>75095505
A Finnish poster thinks a striker that can't finish is finished
htft
>>75096006
Yummy
>>75095977
YES
>>75095999
Which is more than what Janssen can claim.
>>75095997
He's too intelligent for Tottenham, seems only Eriksen got the grasps of his enlightened playing style, watch now how Pochettino will be dumb enough to risk Kane after this game is already over
How has nobody scored a double hattrick in the PL?
>>75095955
Kane is world-class
Son is shit
>>75095997
>tfw too intelligent to score
>>75095996
>>96
>>75095997
no one will recognize that until he scores a few
>>75095729
>reminder that Alli identifies as white and hates his deadbeat nigger dad
>>75095706
Hate that place anon. Sorry
>>75096038
No one will have to worry about noticing that, seeing as Janssen will inevitably be shipped off to Galatasaray/Porto/Atalanta/China in 2 months.
>>75095804
Janssen secretly improves Spurs because hes so shit he makes their midfielders take matters in their own hands.
ITS TIME
JANSEN TO SCORE
>>75096029
because its not a meme league like La Liga
>>75096070
nice of him to head the ball all the way up to the folks in the upper rows of the stadium
JANSSEN TO DO HIS ACL IN
>>75095977
still could be the own goals
>>75096006
I'd respect her ladyparts if you perceive my intentions from my pontifications
>>75096089
Giving the fans a souvenir. A true man of the people.
Isaac Success and Niang only good offensive Watford players
why are spurs so shit in europe?
monaco is really good, lets just all admit that. but those other games? bleh
if repetitive numbers janssen will become the top scorer in tottenhams history and win the baloon door in 2019
>>75096110
They had tons of injuries in the group stage. No excuse for losing in the europa league though
>>75096110
All English teams are shit in europe. Because the EPL is overrated.
Vertonghen got too excited lol
Damn, Son.
>What Ford
DAMN SON
DAMN SON
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN, SON
DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM SON
>>75096029
aguero?
>>75096110
no kane/toby/others
There is no reason to being Kane on now.
Let him rest.
More time for Jansen to score
a-at least janssen isn't sissoko, r-right?? he is cute too... pls score
>>75096153
Just five and then Pellegrini sub him out at 60'.
Watford are pure shit.
Their 2-1 win at Emirates should really make someone at Arsenal think.
>>75096121
its not overrated. its just structured differently.
before this season started you couldn't tell me you had chelsea as a lock to win the league.
but everyone knows the winners in the other leagues are bayern, juve or one of the two spanish giants.
pls score vinnie
>zoo nigger
pottery
>>75096183
This
I'd rather a more predictable premier league than having two greats i don't support do well in Europe
>>75096167
He's a stubborn fuck and will actually risk injury just to bully Janssen.
>>75096193
Meant unpredictable sorry
DO NOT BRING ON KANE NOTHING GOOD CAN COME FROM THIS
i repeat
DO NOT BRING ON KANE NOTHING GOOD CAN COME FROM THIS
>only 4-0 up
>better bring Kane on
No reason at all to sub Kane into the game.
kill me now
Goodbye Jansen carreer.
>>75096204
well it's either that or continue playing with 10 men
Kane needs match fitness too
fuck off pocchetino
Janssen is such a good lad. :(
Let him play. :(
Getting in match practise is the best thing for Kane's recovery, what wrong with you guys?
Very poetic that Kane has such a kike nose
i hope kane gets injured again, just to spite pochettino, and give janssen more playing time
t. spuds fan
Lads, is this finally the year we finish about wonga?
and he was never seen again...
>frustrated as fuck opponent
>Watford shitcunts
>4-0 up
>brings Harry Kane on
POCH IS A FUCKING MORON, WTF?
Harsh on Jansen, leave him on and try let him get a fucking goal.
That can't have done much good to Janssens confidence.
Why not keep him on.
should had let janssen finish the game. seems a little to risky to let kane play so soon.
>>75096222
Pochettino actually wants to give more time to Janssen but needs Kane injured to do so, it's all calculated.
>>75096183
>before this season started you couldn't tell me you had chelsea as a lock to win the league
you could if chelsea players hadn't boycotted mouyes last season
Kane is shit get him off
>>75096216
getting Janssen some confidence and not risking Kane in a meaningless 30 mins sounds a lot better to me
I'd understand it if he brought on Kane after 75 mins or so but not now
>>75096228
Because Kane's confidence is fair more important? Janssen had his opportunity
Kane is shit get him off
>>75096240(You)
Alli has something about him that makes him so easy to hate
>called success
>Not successful at all
>Subbing the next RVP this early when your team is winning 4-0
Is Poch mentally challenged?
>>75095856
Genuinely thought you were talking about Chelsea
>>75096256
He's cold hearted and stubborn, you could say he's a Jew.
Why are Watford called the Hornets if their crest is a moose?
>>75096236
>implying it wasnt mouyes that intentionally had shit man management so he would get fired and get the united job
>>75096258
How hot is it in jordan rn?
>>75096269
That's not a moose, it's an ink blot test.
>>75096236
maybe. but not even chelsea will do super well in europe next year. r16 or quarters tops. even leicester did that.
>>75096272
Mourinho is depressed as fuck these days i don't know why he'd do something like that
What'll he do after united? PSG? I think he's finished
Lloris thinking he's Neuer
The masked mong will punish watford.
>>75096279
Manchester City made it to the semifinals last season and they were awful
>>75096287
He's been finished a long time now
any chance of bournemouth winning tonight v chelsea?
fucking lol at dier grabbing alli like a naughty child
>>75096273
Comfy m8, spring is here. 19 degrees at 4pm
>>75096293
True. Madrid killed him inside
>>75096298
You comfy lad?
Why is Alli angry all the time?
Tripper's been playing really well recently, didn't rate him at all
>>75096294
Very low
>>75096304
Not really. Currently waiting for fish to be gutted
>>75096310
Daddy issue.
>>75096310
Competitive
>>75096294
No probably not
>>75096310
His mom left before he was born
>Sissoko on
>didn't leave janesen on
Great result poch but I'm a bit disappointed in your decisions today
>Kane comes in
>Tottenham has lost all momentum and control of the game
Hmm, really makes the gray matter matter.
WAIT UNTIL WE GET TO THE NEW STADIUM THEN I'LL GET MY REVENGE
Ranieri
Is he /ourguy/?
WAS THAT RANIERI IN THE CROWD
>>75096356
wrong dutchman
How would Janssen feel if Kane scored now? I genuinely would feel like shit
Alli is just fucking around now
Jesus son that was so fucking EASY
How are Watford 10th? Someone please explain
The spirit of Janssen still haunting the field
>Take Janssen off
>Stop scoring
Really makes you think...
>>75096387
They use up all their energy before Christmas, and pretty much guarantee they'll stay up with good results. Then they collapse in January.
>>75096110
Because they are playing in Wembley
Son so good.
when will alli and kane be moving to a big club like man city?
>>75096395
spurs are that kind of assholes that scored only to rub salt on janssen's wounds. they stop now because only kane is allowed.
I rather Trippier play against Chelsea over Walker
>>75096414
All these big clubs are doing so well though aren't they anon
Watford sures likes Africans, brexit can't come soon enough.
Trippier MOTM
>being this sad only scoring 2
>takes off janssen for Kane at 4 - 0 up
>Takes off son on a hat trick
Why? Is poch the stupidest good manager in the BPL?
>>75096414
Imagine thinking man city is a big club. Spurs sells their best players to real madrid anyway.
>>75096460
Yes, the biggest offender is that he always pulls Dembele off, which is fine when Winks is the one coming in but Sissoko has had 5 touches, I counted.
>>75096460
he loves to fuck with his players
>>75096460
obviously Kane needs minutes coming from an injury before he starts
fuck, it could have been easily 7:0. son obviously man of the match, but for me "the little man of the match" was trippier. absoultely superb. i know watford is mediocre team, but the amount of successful (ironic, i know) clearances and crosses speaks of his quality. seriously, he looked better in this match than le speedy walker in preivous matches. he and son are super substitues - if spurs had a couple more of them instead of memes like wimmer or janssen, they may have achieved more in CL and EL campaign
>>75096476
This guy gets it
>>75096370
>>75096427
You gotta feel for the guy, would of liked to see them get a few minutes together at 4-0 up.