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/afl/ Round 3 #3

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>Friday 7th April
Sydney Swans def by Collingwood Magpies @ the SCG
>Saturday 8th April
North Melbourne Kangaroos def by GWS Giants @ Bellerive Oval
Richmond Tigers def West Coast Eagles @ the MCG
Geelong Cats def Melbourne Demons @ Docklands
Fremantle Dockers vs Western Bulldogs @ Subiaco Oval
Port Adelaide Magpies vs Adelaide Crows @ Adelaide Oval
>Sunday 9th April
St Kilda Saints vs Fitzroy Lions @ Docklands; 13:10 AEST
Carlton Blues vs Essendon Bombers @ the MCG; 15:20 AEST
Gold Coast Suns vs Hawthorn Hawks @ Carrara Stadium; 16:40 AEST
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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football is a white man's sport.
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first for give me sympathy I am a freo fan woe is me
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>>75095030
do >we really get that many somalis? never seen one
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What's for dinner tonight, lads?
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>>75095041
>Still seething
Can't even get your own posts right. Sad.
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who /dabloos/ here?
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>>75095044
we'll get the super shitcunt ones that even Sweden doesn't want.
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lads
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>>75095047
just gonna say im a totally different poster but congrats on taking the bait
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>>75095051
dubious
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>de mons
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>>75095044
Somalis -> Melbourne
Muslims -> Sydney
Asians -> Sydney + Melbourne
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>>75095048
Me too and ready to lose.
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>>75095044
Yeah mate Melbourne is fucked now. I might be wrong but when Abbott was in power he did a deal to bring "Sudanese Christians" over as refo's so any nig could say "yes I believe in Lord Jesus and all the gibs he'll gib me" Now there are so many they road block and carjack people as well as rob people at street festivals. If you've never seen one count yourself lucky.
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reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.
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>>75095057
u r 1 cheeky cunt m8
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/POOrt/ supporter here lads
At the game and it's more entertaining to watch then shitpost sorry lads
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Reminder that I'm the real Reality Check!

All other Reality Check's are mere impostors.
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Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
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>>75095046
just had a gourmet angus cheeburger from maccas. washing it down with a cold can of bushchook also btw.
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>>75095064
at least east africans have souls though

t. chinese colonial outpost of sydney
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>75095085
No one cares fag.
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>>75095064
It almost seemed to happen overnight. While everyone was kicking up a fuss about a few harmless South-East Asians coming by boat, the government opened the floodgates to Africans who have literally no redeeming qualities. I'm under absolutely no illusions as to the cause of the recent spike in crime in Victoria. You can take the nigger out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the nigger.
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how could anyone uniroincally enjoy the toyota ad girl

can't fucking stand the bitch
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Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and this is my resume;

-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-incapable of changing the bouyency or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans
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>>75095125
/fordgirl/ masterrace
now then forever
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>75095127
Autism.
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>>75095044
Most africans seem to be sudanese
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>>75095135
find her irritating too but not nearly as much
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>>75095100
>niggers
>souls
good one lad

>>75095111
100% this.
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>>75095111
At least they're only infecting the worst parts of the country and haven't really spread.
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>>75095146
They will though. They always do. They're like cancer, it just keeps spreading.
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>Punished Beverage
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>you can say shit in adverts now
What a time to be alive.
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>>75095135

agreed
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>>75095143
100x more soulful than the literal insects here buying up all the property with their corrupt money
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>>75095142
she could irritate me for eternity if i get a peep of that succulent undercarriage tbqh
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>wc lose
>snort meth to feel better
>end up spending my entire paycheck on drugs in the space of 30 mins
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>>75095169
she has such a dumb haircut
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>>75095184
Post-mining boom WA in a nutshell 2bh
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Sensing a lot of casual racism ITT
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>>75095184
calm down, josh kennedy
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>>75095187
you have a dumb fucking face you fucking fagot
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>>75095197
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>>75095172
>I'd rather niggers fuck up everything that chinks buy everything
Mate. Everyone knows chinks have no souls and even they don't give a fuck, it's not their fault that we spread out cheeks for gook money so willingly. I'd rather learn Mandarin than Swahili in future
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Someone tell Bontampelli to leave his ego at the door and pass it to your team mates inside 50 instead of going for shit kicks.
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>>75095197
I know, isnt it refreshing.
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>>75095164
it's infuriating, because we already found the cure for cancer.
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>>75095197
fuck off you chink/nigger/mudslime
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>>75095135

tßh I'm still sporting a rager for Demand A Commander girl from two years ago.
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>>75095226
I hope I live long enough to see it reinstated.
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>>75095245
>our dog
Straffo still lives with his parents?

lmao
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>>75095258
mate his mum drives him to maccas for nuggies
>taking a photo of being in a maccas waiting bay in the passenger seat
Literal fucking retard.
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>>75095184
>>75095192
Can always sell your ute and jetski.
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Mah boi Sloaney!
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>>75095268
how old is he?
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Hi friends. I urgently need to come in contact with realitycheck. Is he still around?
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>>75095273
mid to late 20's
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>>75095258
yes
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>>75095277
reported to the AFP
stay out of >our country muzzie scum
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>>75095286
Someone post pics of his sister
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>>75095277
Fake RC killed himself

>>75095286
I swear I saw him post on BF one time that he wouldn't get out of bed for less than $90k.

What an absolute fucking mooch. I hope someone clocks him one day.
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>>75095277
fuck off WORM
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>>75095299
>wouldn't get out of bed for less than $90k
kek the autismo is a shitheel telemarketer who sits on the floor at work on calls
>"because I can"
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>>75095286
>obliviously unaware that your sister is mocking you so you post it on twitter

at least nobody reads his posts so they don't understand how pathetic that is
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Port can get fuuuuuuucked
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>>75095277

is this the beginning of an exciting new people smuggler narrative
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>>75095299
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>port falling off vs crows
>freo falling off vs dogs

anyone else think the sky is blue?
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>>75095286

bet she's a fat monger
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>>75094719
ah so it was the third, neat
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>Dogs and crows are going to win
Waste of a Saturday night.
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Preview of our North Melbourne based away kits
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>>75095327
never managed to find her accounts
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>>75095321
>$1000 a month
>$250 per week
Can't blame him really.
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>>75095301
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>>75095338
>Sleeves
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>>75095327
>>75095344
imagine what his home life is like kek

doesn't he have a facebook? surely he's friends with her there unless she's cut off all contact with him
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>>75095354
I don't think there's a way to get rid of them

maybe long sleeves are an option
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>>75095362
he does, but his friend's list is private
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>two quick goals
Uh oh.
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>>75095362

his fb was gold before he got savvy
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>>75095354
Can't be helped.

>>75095365
Can't do long sleeves because I'm planning something special for one player and that level of modding makes the long sleeves invisible.
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>>75095396
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>>75095392
>Number 4
>Number 12
Christ alive.
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>>75095286

There's a Caitlyn Strafford on FB who went to school down the road from Wattle Glen, and she's actually like a 8 or 9/10 :O
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>>75095412
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>>75095423
kek
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>>75095423
FUCKING KEK
Elite
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>>75095423
holy kek
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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>>75095423
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>>75095392
>24
means at least 8 years since he graduated, christ

how savvy is he? I can't imagine him being that self-aware
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based MWNN
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>>75095476
JESUS
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>>75095476
JUST
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>>75095476
Damn, I knew he was a bit big but didn't realise 140-150kg big
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Lyon was only pretending to be a terrible coach
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>>75095476
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HE'S DISGUSTING
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>>75095476

fuck me, 6'3", must be pushing 160kg at least
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>>75095476
>I love cold weather and rain
probably the only way this fat cunt can experience a normal body temperature
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>>75095476
oh my fucking god
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Both games have really closed up. Should be good finishes for both of them.
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>>75095494
port pretended to suck too apparently
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>>75095476
BIG
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>>75095511
they are literally going to win though
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>>75095511
They're coming back.
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cuckdogs are a meme

their short run began at domain stadium and is going to finish at domain stadium in the space of only 7 games or so
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pls don't choke
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>>75095396
I think you should modify his body to more accurately reflect Straffo >>75095476
, given this new found information
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>>75095476
this looks old, imagine how much bigger he's gotten in his new dp
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>>75095520
>>75095521
pretended is past tense...
im saying theyre coming back
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>>75095525
Getting a bit worried lad. We better not shit the bed.
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How much time left in the Freo v Dogs?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>75095525
Banic
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>>75095527
I'm not capable of modding that weight in

>>75095423
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>2 close Saturday night games
>neither of them my team
Comfy feel
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>Port
JUST.
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>>75095551
must be comfy not having to stress about finals too
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rip dogs
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>>75095563
Rekt
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>>75095563
delet
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>>75095421

confirmed this is his sister, her mom commented on a photo and this was in hers
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>>75095551
>Fremantle are going to become good right before they play norf

Not comfy
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>>75095550
I'm retarded and missed two
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Thank fuck for that.
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anyone here indigenous??
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>>75095579
>buttoning the jacket when you're that fat

>>75095585
Don't worry. Ross will respond to this by bringing back Dawson
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>>75095588
Can you change my pic to this? Cheers
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>>75095579
ahaha fuck me
going to need that pic full resolution
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>Umpires favouring the away team
Port are getting rodgered.
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>>75095579
kek what a strapping lad
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>>75095595
>anyone here indigenous??
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>>75095595
nah, fake RC speared all the boongs here
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>>75095601
Will do
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bulldogs really did fluke that flag pretty bad if this is how shit theyre going to be after and how shit they were before finals
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>>75095579
>Sister
That's his mum. She's a qtie though.
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>>75095595
NO UNNA
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>>75095602

oh wow it was right there in her photos
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his sister looks like steve smith's bird (i.e. "ultimate head")
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>>75095348
Plus commission and a guaranteed $1,500 for the first two months. Obviously the job expects you to get 2k in commission a month, so it's more like $750 a week.
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>>75095644
Milky
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>>75095644
he unironically no sarcasm no memes looks like he has downs syndrome wow
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>8/10
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>>75095588
ayyy my oc norf pepe made it in!
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>>75095644
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>dogs exposed
>iggs exposed

all adelaide grand final WHEN
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>>75095644
He looks like the biggest downer

>those baggy as fuck pants.
>buttoning the vest
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who /top1/ here?
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>>75095645
I'd be Straffo's brother in law
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>>75095579

>tfw Straff's mum is a bit of a milf who shares alt-right memes


is it too much to ask for you spergs to not let on to Straff about this in? This is uber meme potential
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>>75095650
I'll take my guaranteed 40 tradie hours with overtime.
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I can handle the casual racism in here, but when /afl/ hits out on body shaming. Then this is were I take my leave.
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>>75095675
>iggs exposed
You mean iggs losing away from home as per usual?
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>>75095645
She looks like one of the guys from The Inbetweeners
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>>75095644
hmmmmmmm......
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>>75095685
I hope Straffo corrected her on her unacceptable misogyny.
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>>75095645
>>75095665
I'd give her a go.
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>>75095691
I'm not saying it's good mate, but it's not $250 a week.
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>>75095644
>that collar
>his mum's tits

nice
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>>75095685
>Carbon Tax! Whats Next?
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>>75095692
t. Socialist Republic of Melbourne
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>>75095588
>my shitposting failed to make it
honestly fuck working desu, stops me from posting in weekend threads.
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straffo has 2 sisters

the other one is uglier
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>>75095644
Man alive. How can she even muster a semi genuine smile when she shit that thing out of her womb.
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>>75095722
>not working comfy night shift
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>>75095645
Mum was a decent bird back in the day.

Still not bad now.
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What happened to waiterbro?
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>>75095645
>>75095744
True, looks like a teacher you'd fantasize about in early high school then fap to in the shower after you get home.
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>>75095665

nah he has two sisters, Caitlyn is a hot blonde
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Daniel Andrews is cancer
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>>75095753
serious question is every guy like this?
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>>75095588
Is that Heath Shaw?
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What the fuck Freo
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>>75095588
Could you put an anime character behind the X on No Anime Enforcer's pic m8
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>>75095766
I only fapped to my classmates
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>>75095753
nah she's rank
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>>75095766
All the people who weren't chads or footy players I guess (i.e. me)

>>75095788
I fapped to teachers and classmates.
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>>75095766
ADELAIDE
D
E
L
A
I
D
E
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>>75095788
This
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>losing to Freo

WestDONE Bulldogs
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>>75095788
You and every other guy.
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fucking hell doggies.

>how you want your tips senpai?
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can that miserable freo supporter come back we can give him some sympathy now
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>Drop old shitcunts
>Drop mega shitcunt Dawson
>Play kids who want to win and take the game on
>Debutants get a win in their first game

HEAVE FUCKING HO UNNA
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Literally no team is good enough to win the hip
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walkGOD
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eddie reminds me of the small nigga from donkey kong
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TEXGOD!
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TEXGOAT
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>>75095831
crows lad
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>>75095830
>>75095811
not you
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>>75095788
>Not having a fantasy harem of teachers, classmates and friend's mothers
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>The city of that cunt who had Dogs 184.5
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>>75095836
Diddy Kong.
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WALKER YOU FUCKING BEAST
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wonder what straffo's dad his like

he might be the prototype of his son
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>>75091898
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>>75095870
>straffo sr
kek
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>>75095852
>not autistically obsessing over one girl
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>>75095877
Ahh Renee. Had some good faps to her.
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>>75095877
>Not changing crushes when you got new classmates
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100
0
0
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typical poort crims
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>>75095788
same, but could only do it after seeing their knickers.

Wasn't hard, since so many girls wore either short skirts or leggings.
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>OOGA BOOGA
Fucken retard Ruder
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eat shit paddy rider you dumb sniffing coon
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>>75095877
>>75095901
>not having six or seven and changing the daily fap to which ever one you got the best perve on that day
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>shit we're 18 points down with 2 minutes left
>better left hook this cunt in the jaw to make sure we lose
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>>75095852
elite tier. Fuck I miss the days of imagination fapping used to see a girl sit down on floor in Tutorial Group or their button up shirt/dress would fold in away I could look right at their bra and titty flesh and would bank it for the shower when I get home.
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>>75095913
I once had two girls at my table show me their knickers and I showed them my jocks. Good times.
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>>75095852
>>75095877
>not doing both
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>>75095913
so it really is pretty much every guy
weird
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>>75095920
Literally me.
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>easter is NEXT WEEK

i swear to fucking god easter already happened a week ago or so.
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>Port Adelaide """""Power"""""
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>>75095922
Boong logic m8
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>>75095938
What are you doing for Easter lads?
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>>75095939
It's South Australian power.
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>>75095853
Yeah fuck me but who would actually win almost 2K in a week, it's all just dream bucks m8. If that's the only part of the multi that loses THEN I'll kill myself
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>Poort
REV UP 5AA lads
>>
Great day so far
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CROWS!
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>>75095948
Fair cop lad. At least your taking it well. Hope your other legs fuck up so you can breathe easy
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Just give us the premiership now
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>>75095924
>sitting opposite a girl in one of those U-shaped classroom layouts and spending the entire lesson trying to look up her skirt
Thinking back, there's no way I was subtle.
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>>75095963
This
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>>75095830
>phonepost
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>>75095948
Honestly I think it is the only leg that will lose.

>St. Kilda -33.5 vs Brisbane
Fairly confident with this.

>Carlton vs Essenden over 167.5
Yes.
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>>75095681

Not So Fast
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>>75095967
She was probably gushing wet with all those teenage hormones and wanting to show off the tits she grew between years mate. Fuck what a time to be alive.

>>75095975
? I'm a desktop shitter through and through.
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>53,698 attendance
Are other states even trying?
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>>75095963
What position do you play mate?
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>>75095938
That means it's nearly cheap-as-fuck chocolate time. Wait a week after Easter and anything with a bunny on it or any Easter connotations halves in price.
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>>75095963
Is there a more punchable face in the league?
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>Port "Power"
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>>75095992
Full Forward
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>the city of that cunt that called eagles -17.5 the bet of the round
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>75096003
Dangerfield
>>
Ross' daughter is cute. CUTE!
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>>75096003
pat dang field
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>>75096003
Chris Masten because he can't bantz with the crowd and dropped the hottest girl at my high school for some scrag
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>>75095926
I rooted a girl in year 11 just to keep her knickers afterwards.

Was never really into her, but fuck me they smelled good.
>>
>ywn fuck straffo's prime thiccy sister (second from the right)
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Who /top1/ here?
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>>75096053
Fuck
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>>75096039
jesus christ dude...
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>>75095926
>Undies fell off my clothes pile on an excursion when going from the dorms to the showers
>Left in the middle of the hall
Thank god someone wet themselves.
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>>75096057
>gold coast get destroyed by 100+ points
>still have scored more than Carlton
embarrassing
>>
>>75096065
what a cancerous post, "dude"
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>>75096053
I hope Straffo corrected her by labeling the flag as racist though.
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>>75096053
fuck me. I'd smash any of those girls. his sis looks like she'd have a real rock hard body and I'd be able to last hours while fucking her because every time I'd be close to cumming I'd think of Straffo's morbidly obese soon to be corpse and the blood would rush out of my dick.
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>>75096053
>orgy with them never ever
lads...
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>>75096053
Nice, 2bh.

Also don't mind her mate to the left.
>>
>>75096003

unironically Fyfe, despite him being a top bloke and a bastion of virtue.
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>>75096039
Still got them?
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>>75096092
heard hes a cunt and bats for the other team
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>>75096053
I'd tongue punch the fart boxes of any of those girls.
You are doing God's work posting these for /afl/ content anon.
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>>75096097
Nah he doesn't bat for the other team.

Heard from some girls about some really shitty pick up lines he uses.

"Is your mum an angel?"
"Because you're an eleven"

I guess footballers don't need pickup lines.
>>
>>75096053

>tfw you will never read Straff's ham-fisted, incoherent wincest fan fiction.
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>>75096093
probably in a bag somewhere.
>>
>>75096057
>sitting at the bottom 3 with carlton and gold fucking coast

jesus christ norf.
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>>75096118
Noice.
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>>75096125
>12 freemantle
>13 sydney
Slight giggle.
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>>75096057
I don't think Carlton will be able to get up tomorrow (vs. Essendon), but it'd be nice.
Saints to beat Lions.
Suns to beat Hawks.

Bottom 3 will be:
Sydney, Hawthorn and North

Please let it happen.
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>>75096097
>>75096113
He's a cunt
t. Freo Merch Office poster Guy

>virgin dog
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>>75096105
>You are doing God's work
>>>/reddit/
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>>75096151
>Sydney, Hawthorn and North
>North

what did we do to be lumped in with such unlikable teams lol
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>>75096162
t. Straffo
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how're the tips?

2/6 here, probably would be sculling bleach if muh /crows/ lost
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>>75096162
/afl/ is a Christian thread. Heathens are not welcome.
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>>75096189
>2/6 with the crows game right
You picked the Kangaroos over the Giants? Or Melbourne over Geelong?
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>eagles, sydney, hawks, bullflogs are all cooked.
crows v gws granny lads
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>>75096239
>gws
forgotten round 1 already?
>>
>>75096235

Marlb. filled my sheet out in a hurry after a few drinks.
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>>75096239
giants are cooked as well.
Crows v Tigers
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>>75096249
and who did they lose to?
and who are they versing in my predicted granny?
>>
>Weagles wins at the G
>Channel 7 bullying iggs
My sides
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>>75096239
I have my fingers crossed for a Crows vs Power GF one day. Imagine the salt from Victorians.
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>>75096271
I'd have no issue with a SA v SA gf. Can't understand why'd other victorians would be salty.

Was over in WA in 2015 and the media over there was absolutely wetting themselves over the idea of an all WA grand final. Should've seen the tears after the Hawks trounced the Dockers. kek
>>
>>75096053
Phwoar nice.

Would go any of them desu
>>
>>75096286
Just seen a lot of Victorians get upset when there's a chance a GF might not have any Vic teams in it.
>>
>>75096306
The only thing Victorians hate more than interstate teams winning is any of Carlton, Collingwood, Essendon, Geelong, Hawthorn or Richmond winning.
>>
>>75096189
4 so far
>>
>>75096306
yeah nah

mainly it's interstaters who get salty about the game always being played at the MCG

see plebfooty as exhibit a
>>
Jesus who is this journo in Perth? Professional troll or what?
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>>75096286
>>75096378
>salty
how old are you?
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>>75096306
Only massive spergs give a single shit about that.
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want to deck this lisping fag, literally the worst pop-science guy in existence.
>>
>>75096408
I blame the internet
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>>75095770
Yes

>>75095601
>>
>>75096448
>not le black science man or bill nye the reddit guy
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>>75095588
>I'm RC's BigFooty dp and not smug Josh Bruce
What the fuck is this?
>>
>>75096457

reddit doesn't like black science guy anymore, and wasn't aware of the other guy. I stand by my opinion and his 30 years of milking the ABC tweet as a broadcaster without ever learning how to clip his consonants triggers deeply.
>>
>>75096512
rick from reddit and memey
>>
>>75096057
reporting in
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How about that "Bullshits will win because of umpires" hey fake RC?
Useless cunt.
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>>75095588
And this is our special player model which prevents us from using long sleeves.

Should have Kilda yourself
>>
imagine being one of straffo's sisters and having to use the toilet after he's taken a dump
>>
>>75097076
is that the boong Reality Check murdered?
>>
>>75097083
imagine being straffo and having to use the toilet after his sisters

reckon he sniffs the seat?
>>
The Bongs are having their gimped version of the Melbourne Cup in 3 hours. Any of you guys care enough to make a cheeky punt on a horse or two?

Not confident in the favorites honestly
>>
>>75095588
>>75097076
>No Connie in a prison jumpsuit
>>
>>75097155
>>75097034
>>
>>75097155
never punt on jumps racing

chook lotto
>>
>>75097155
I never bet on horses lad it's too easy to rig that shit.
>>
>>75097076
And our rivals next week are

/F1/ - managed by the gypsy himself
/trans/ - managed by the other /sp/ manager
/cyc/
/trb/
/bundes/
/nfl/
/ncaa/
>>
>>75097236
I'm new to 4cc and other matches, especially intra /sp/ matches is there a stream I can watch the game or is it to pleb to be broadcast? I wanna see me some HEAVE HO UNNA do work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKSA-hPIHmA
>>
>>75097236
watching some friendlies now

/f1/ just coughed up a 97th minute goal to lose to /u/
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>>75097152

Not having any sisters, let alone bangable ones, I'd imagine he's sullied a few sheets with his fantasies, I probably would if I were so painfully virginal.

I'd also like to point out that there hasn't been an update on his photog """job""" this week. Was he fired? Lost Interest? Mum was busy and couldn't drive him to the game?
>>
>>75097236
is /ncaa/ basketball or football? or an amalgamation of both?
>>
>>75097281
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl
this is the site on the wiki
i would expect Twain to make a thread for it where he links the stream
>>
>>75097353
sweet cheers
>>
I wish to restate my absolute disgust that /afl/ is even remotely getting behind this wogball related shit as I have in the past years.
>>
>>75097335
No idea.
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>>75097660
Good thing no one gives a fuck about your opinion then hey.
>>
>>75097335
>>75097782
National Collegiate Athletic Association, it's everything that is college sports related but football and basketball are the big ones I think.
>>
>>75097784

If only your tears were drinkable, but all that taramasalata has made them unpalatable.
>>
>>75097660
>getting anal pained over /sp/ and other boards having a laugh and playing a video game together
You must be great fun at parties
>>
>>75097818
yeah I know what the NCAA is, I just meant that I don't ever see threads for it

they're usually more specific like /cbb/ and /cfb/
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>>75097837
>taramasalata
How much do you hate your greek heritage lmao. Imagine getting upset that MUH /afl/ IS PLAYING VIDYA. Fucking sad.
>>
>>75097845

you must be great at breaking plates at weddings
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>>75097866
ah yeah fair enough. I think they just try to group people as efficiently as possible. Infighting and bantz makes that a plus too

>>75097892
I'm the GOAT. I can teach you how to do a proper hook turn too malaka
>>
>>75097660
>>75097892
divegrass is essentially a neutral ground "world" game for the boards to come together and play each other and shitpost. You should try having fun once in a while anon.
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>>75097917
fuck I hate doing hook turns
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>fake RC relegated to midweek posting because bullied to death by the community
>Faggot Erin kicked out of home and getting his dog put down on Monday (RIP doggo but fuck your owner he's a piece of shit)
>Straffo shown to be a monstrously obese retard with smashable sisters
>Every team in finals contention form so far is as shit as each other so all rounds will be meme worthy
I fucking love you /afl/
>>
>>75097885
>>75097954

I could get really long-winded, because I'm feeling a lot of disgust with these justifications you're putting forward, but I'll just say you're pathetic, know that.

also

>hook turns

The Somali's are coming for you and I'm practically already pissing on your gigantic black granite wog mausoleum
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>>75098200
>I won't post my actual reasons because I'm a moron and have nothing to say while I sit at my keyboard shaking with autistic rage.
>y-you're pathetic
kek, how sad must you be to be this much of a faggot among faggots who posts on a Burmese car sales forum.

I know you're brain dead so I'll give you a babby explanation. Soccer isn't a domestic only sport. The rules are easy to understand. Majority of boards participate in 4cc, even ones that don't give the remotest fuck about MUH wogball ruining MUH /afl/. You are so fucking dumb you don't even know that /mu/, /jp/, /m/ and /o/ are in the Top 10 rankings.

You're also so blinded by your autistic rage for "this fucking wog shit mate fucking" you can't allow yourself to have fun at fucking /sp/ intra matches. Talk about a worthless cunt lmao.

>Somali talk
I'm from Perth mate, no niggers here. Try again though I know you will. Maybe take a breath and stop your hands shaking before you spew shit on your keyboard hey?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34KZ7htACxA
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didn't read
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>>75098380
Your loss. Was a quality post
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>>75098380
too many words I should have realized you were a dense cunt
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>>75098401
>>75098404

These triggered wogs, I cannot believe it.
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>>75098380
You'll read it and be upset while you hide behind this post like all your other weak posts. Sad.
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>>75098430
I'm not a filthy fuckin wog, champ
>>
>>75098430
Imagine being so invested in hating a sport that everyone who wants to have fun and meme is a wog. Christ what a lost cause.
>>
Hey 4cc/divegrass hater. You understand that PES is used because of the versatile modding ability to tailor to different boards tastes and memes right? Fucking idiot.
>>
Realise that you don't belong here.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12702331
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>>75098563
>muh CULCHA
lmao what a moron.
>>
truly this is the battleground for /multicodeturalism/
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>>75099066
multicodeturalism has nothing to do with it. I hate wogball but 4cc is fun as fuck and some sperg is having an aneurysm over people having fun playing vidya on the internet together.
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>>75099124
yeah welcome to au/sp/
>>
/iggs/ will never die
>>
goodnight /afl/
>>
basedbane
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>>75099214
stop pretending like au/sp/ is something to aspire to. it's just /cric/ plus /afl/ with some /nrlel/ autism thrown in.

>>75099996
they died today lmao
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