SUPER RUGBY ROUND 7
HUR v WAR, Wellington
>Sat 8 Apr
SUN 21-0 BUL
HIG 26-20 BLU
21:45 BRU v RED
>Sunday 9 Apr
1:05 SHA v JAG, Durban
3:15 STO v CHI, Cape Town
18:05 FOR v KIN
BYES:Cheetahs, Poosaders, Lions, Rebels
STANDINGS
http://www.superxv.com/table/
NEWS
http://www.superxv.com/news/
PRO12
END THIS APARTHEID
lifelong wolves fan here
/rug/ freshies have made me hate gooks
fuck canterbury to be honest
Whereabouts are you from in Japan lads?
been watching anime for years I'm basically Japanese at this point AMA
>>75094787
>>75094788
These tbqh.
>its a bit jewy out there
what did he mean by this
>>75094802
okinawa
>>75094787
t. insecure whiteboi
Regions that are done:
Wellington
Regions in glorious ascension:
Auckland
got some wandering jew under my deck lads
Crusaders...
>>75094836
YES AMERICA OH YES!
Regions that lost to an under strength Highlanders side twice:
Auckland
Regions that defeated the Highlanders:
Everyone else
>>75094839
I have a feeling they will do something.
>>75094859
OH YEAH AMERICA THATS IT BABY
Hong Kong sevens lads.
WHORES
Saw heaps of uni qts at the game
Suicidal atm lads ama
how do we fix the reds?
>>75094960
BSKs.
If I was in that Reds scrum I would kill myself.
>>75094960
Let them have all their players that are filling the brumbies, rebels and force.
>>75094960
More New Zealand players.
New Zealand coach.
Possibly move them to New Zealand.
AWOOOOO
> le bulls
reds are a bad team
Big Statement tomorrow lads. Which teams are going to go?
>>75095074
Kings gotta go.
>>75095074
Kings (good)
Cheetos ;_;
Force (meh)
>>75095074
kangz
force
>get told off for systematic cheating
yeah alright mate
every contribution from maranta seems to be followed up with desperate introspection questioning why he left league
>>75094935
Kek.
What game did you go to? I was at the landers game and they all looked like hideous mutts.
SP8 is GR8
>>75095173
The Broncos didn't want him either. He was no better a league "player" than he is a union "player".
>tfw i overestimated the reds again
aussie rugby has lost the fucking plot
even once the force are gone they only have like 4 good players to bolster the other sides and they'll probably go to europe
best part will be the salary cap going up for the other teams
ARU making announcement at 6pm Sunday Australian time.
Force play Kings at 4pm.
are the Force going to put 80 points on the Kings as a big fuck you, or are they going to be so nervous they lose to the Kings?
#LeMeilleurChampionnatDuMonde
La Rochelle - Bordeaux Bègles
Clermont - Brive
Montpellier - Grenoble
Bayonne - Stade Français
Castres - Lyon
Racing 92 - Pau
Toulon - Toulouse
>>75095387
Tou v Tou
who /melrose7s/ here
>>75095440
more like melrose7 grams of smack amirite?
>>75095422
more importantly, there's the Clermont - Brive derby
trivia from the 1993 game:
- 3 players binned
- Lecomte and Versailles from Clermont ejected for stomping players. Lecomte went back to Clermont with a broken nose, as he had to face immediate retaliations on the field
- Ducluzeau from Clermont also injured with a broken orbit
- Alabarbe from Brive suspended for heabutting and causing injuries
- comment from Lhermet, former Clermont player, about this game: "a violent game? I can't tell, I took so many punches I don't remember anything"
things are not that hot nowadays, though (in 1st division though, this stuff happens on a regular basis in 2nd division)
>>75095519
Is it true D2 is essentially Fight Club?
USA Super Rugby when?
>>75095519
>comment from Lhermet, former Clermont player, about this game: "a violent game? I can't tell, I took so many punches I don't remember anything"
Scotland
>>75095699
northern hemisphere is not allowed
I'm sorry
>>75095976
You're pushing your luck.
>>75095699
When you beat South Africa. Shouldn't be that hard.
>>75096049
What hhappened with the japanese franchise?
>>75095637
yeah, it's like the NHL: fights are an expected part of the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5iCWh86C1A
>reds' year
>>75096364
Literally just gentleben saying that.
'SPREYS
'SPREYS
'SPREYS
They should use Biggar under a high ball as a set move.
This match sucks. Stop fucking up reeeeeee
>tfw no a Copa Libertadores de América equivalent for rugby union
this literally semen slurping sport is not for me
>>75097433
how we lookin' lad?
>>75097381
it's called "campeonato argentino", only argentine clubs would stand a chance in a continental cup
>>75097477
At sea level, maybe, for while.
>>75097520
>rugby at 3600m over the sea level
>>75097477
You can always send argies to other teams for development
> no trusting Pichot as the next and ultimate Grondona of rugby
>>75097588
Mexican NT hosts your home matches at 2250 metres over sea level (Mexico City)
was the first half of the ospreys leinster match any good?
missed it :(
>>75097737
Was alright, Cronin had a great try.
>>75097588
>comparing Pichot with Grondona
Pichot is a true visionary
Lads that's it I'm sick of this cunt. At the next fart turd gig I'm going to throw a bottle at Daniel and I don't care if I get chucked out. I'll be waiting for him outside.
Prove me wrong.
>>75097789
>poo zealand literally shitposting
>>75097755
I wonder what could've been if he managed to get Pumas into the six nations. First years wouldn't have been as hard as being constantly raped by Sanzar imho
we don't care about rugby anyways
Derrota digna and bonus point for Onças
>>75097880
This. I only come to /rug/ for the Irish vs New Zealand shitpost, don't even bother watching the games
>leave memekenzie to me
Jesus, they had no right to create that try but they did
>she tipped Stormers
Where's Chefes' defense?
there is no Biggar bottler
>>75099027
mandatory Biggar dance
wew leinster
wew stormers
La Rochelle 16 - 5 Bordeaux Bègles
Clermont - Brive
Montpellier - Grenoble
Bayonne - Stade Français
Castres - Lyon
Racing 92 - Pau
Toulon - Toulouse
La Rochelle for their 11th consecutive win (only Toulouse did this, can beat the record next game)
>>75099365
Do la rochelle have many foreign players? Are they a wealthy club?
>>75099365
>92-0
Nice "competition"
>mfw bet my rent money on the jags
>>75099425
Those who offend Pachamama deserve what they get
>>75099027
Sam Davies would unironically have slotted that all day long
The only reason to keep Biggar is that he's elite at Garryowens and could well be a useful 12 given the chance
jaco peyper is such a fucking schmuck
lions got super lucky that he is reffing the first test and not the second or last
>>75099740
He's calling advantage over awfully early. I suppose he is trying to favour a free flowing game
seet offload
the stormers place kicker looks like a british explorer from the 1800's with that stache
anyone not watching stormers-chiefs is missing out. 2 contenders for try of the year
>>75099947
>watching exciting rugby when you're trying to eat your tea
Enjoying the staid affair that is Quins-Saracens
>>75099947
This is turning out to be as exciting as the Bulls vs Sunwolves game
>>75099391
they have a few
brock james and vito are the most notable
they're a tiny town by on french standards on the atlantic seaboard, them winning the top14 would be akin to leicester or connacht last season
the stormers 17 makes an impresive ammount of yardage every single carry
the french clubs must be licking thier lips at some of these stormers
Queefs are finished
Total fiasco for Chefes
>>75099391
Yeah, quite a lot, 22 from a 40 players squad.
Most famous ones are Victor Vito and Jason Eaton, I guess.
As for wealthy, well, not really. French rugby is living in a bubble that will probably burst in short-mid term if they don't sort out their shit. Only 2 clubs actually make a profit: Toulon and Brive (and Toulon uses a lot of legal loopholes to do so). But even then, they're not a top budget club either, like Clermont, Toulouse or Racing. They just went under the radar for some time, which allowed them to keep their squad and build on it nicely, so they're having a Connacht meme-year. They're wrecking the league right now, but I'm not convinced they could win the title in play offs, though it would be hillarious to see them beating Clermont in finals. Their season has a "now or never" feel, because they probably won't be able to keep their team, and next season the rest of the league won't be caught by surprise like they currently are.
>Chefes' defense
>Chefes' turnovers
high tempo stuff
man i hope lowe plays like this consistently when he comes to leinster
>>75100548
>>75100103
thanks for the breakdown
>>75099027
Missed earlier kicks that could have won the game but that last effort was awful.
>bath v leicester at twickers
>not even a play off game yet
>62,000 crowd
>>75101121
>saracens v quins at wembley
>71,000
>>75100764
He was still sparko from the head knock, so we can give him the last miss. Why the fuck they let someone who was clearly out of it take the kick is beyond me though
La Rochelle 16 - 5 Bordeaux Bègles
Montpellier 54 - 14 Grenoble
Bayonne 16 - 32 Stade Français
Castres 16 - 17 Lyon
Clermont - Brive
Racing 92 - Pau
Toulon - Toulouse
Bayonne officially relegated
I was watching the game wrapped up in blankets on the couch, just had breakfast a shower ect.
Finally got round to turning on my computer.
How much is shitspouter on suicide watch?
>mah team is going to go 18-0 and win this season
kek exposed as a shit cunt
>>75103158
This desu. Glad my tip was wrong.
Imagine being a kiwi but tipping chiefs to lose, just to spite elitespouter, sad!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/91367968/sonny-bill-williams-courts-controversy-in-super-rugby-return-by-covering-sponsors-logo
Money Bill doesn't believe in banks?
>>75104849
dude is a pretentious fuck, I hope he's nowhere near the lions tour
>muhh beliefs
Clermont 21 - 26 Brive
>>75105240
last time Brive won is Clermont was 14 years ago
>>75104384
>tip the Chiefs because of loyalty
>laugh at shitspouter when they lose
Its a win - win mate
>sunwolves won
>chiefs lost
Help. This is opposite day, no?
Missed my turn and figured I would walk back to the maimai I was going to tag and enjoy this warm autumn morning. Happened across a really fucking nice maimai in a mean spot and it isn't tagged yet.
I think I might have to be an arse and tag this one because it is free
stolen on planetrugby
>>75105869
Le quèc
>second playmaker
>non-contested lineout
>the queefs
wheres the shitspouter suicide note lads
>>75105869
>state of racing
will they even make the champions cup?
will lyon and pau unironically make the champions cup?
>footballing openside
>>75106183
There are reasons not to contest a line out
>on your 5m
>think they will try maul it over
>don't jump and prepare to fight the maul
>>75106187
Have him filtered but would consider if littering him so I can find the stream he is going to off himself on
>maul try
>>75101121
>>75102068
Pretty easy to get 70k attendance when half the tickets are given out free to local schools and family of the retarded kids that dance at half-time and the rest are sold at a loss.
>yfw you realise you've never seen a baby pigeon.
>NH thinks scoring a try from a maul is a meme
Jesus the lions are going to get destroyed if they think that, good thing they have a strong brave and intelligent kiwi coaching the side so a couple of games might be close
>>75106292
Well, they have a chance, but it would be a bad thing to be desu. None of them, especially Pau, has the means to play the H cup.
That being said, only 3 or 4 teams have the means to play it, so whatever the standings are, there always will be 2 or 3 teams that'll participate in it despite not having the means to really compete.
>>75106513
scoring tries is a meme
*offloads*
>>75106489
I have killed a dozen or so of them. They nest in my Grandparents covered yards and every year we rip put the nests and kill any that we can get.
They have bird scarers and all sorts installed and a 5 or 6 vicious farm cats that are killing machines but they still nest there.
>>75106534
>NH
>this post
Pretty accurate 2bh
>>75106562
pigeons are the rats of the sky, you can't eliminate them
>chiefs
>>75106601
what is your favorite 3 times table operation?
mine is 3x3
bad weekend for picks lads
VERY BAD NOT HAPPY
>>75106625
I really like 3×4
12 is such a nice number
3x9 is nice
>>75106640
>only 2 win points
what went wrong
>>75106721
Did you pick the Hurricanes by 30+? Because you seem retarded.
>>75106721
Everything went wrong. The deadend career, the nagging fat wife, the horrible children.
All I have is superbru, and now it's gone, it's all over.
>>75106802
tbf though, I picked Tards by accident, no one expected the Bumwolves win, and the Queefs failed us. Saved by the based Sharkies
I'm mad because Chefes lost, destroying my grand slam bonus and yellow cap for this round, but not that mad because I have predicted Lobos do Sol victory.
>>75106489
there's a pigeon nest literally right beside my window. I hear the little buggers all the time.
>>75106761
i unironically did
>>75107197
you know what to do
I need to stop tipping the good guys
*seethes*
*bleeds*
oops :o that time of the month again x3
*wins the bru at the end of the season*
lol nothing personal lads
>>75108633
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>countries that dont play rugby are descending into war
really makes you think
>>75109571
rugby is a great outlet for everyones pent up homosexuality
>>75109643
>LE U R LE GHEY XDDXXD
Pathetic
>>75109711
bit of an overreaction there lad...
nothing wrong with being gay :))
South American A Championship Soon
>>75110057
Kind of sad to see this casual homophobia from a fellow kiwi 2bh
>>75110057
>>75110900
Spotted the queers
>>75111785
I'm very straight, just think it's sad in this egalitarian society we have there are bottom feeders that aren't accepting of other people's relationships.
Doesn't effect you in any way, shape or form yet you feel the need to try bring them down to your level with insults.
>>75111893
Sounds like this guy really REALLY likes women
>>75111893
>Doesn't effect you in any way, shape or form yet you feel the need to try bring them down to your level with insults.
well said, well said
>>75109711
don't you have some horse semen to drink?
>>75112248
It's good to see that Edwina found a job straight out of uni. Wonder how much they pay her per load.
>>75112248
Probably horse semen smoothie mixed with avocados
https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/64920c/insane_pass_from_south_african_rugby_player/
Fucking state of the comments in that thread.
>>75111952
>still resorts to a weak homophobic insult
SAD!
Reminder that the average redditor thinks that this is "adorable" https://www.instagram.com/p/BSoWrQAlm24/
I would rather suck a dick to be honest.
do I even watch Farce v Klings?
>>75119552
nah
>>75119499
>looking at pictures of herself on instagram
>that unflattering picture and pose
Have some self respect you fat slag
>>75119499
>I would rather suck a dick to be honest.
STATSGOD
>>75119499
based dick-sucking statschink
how's the boyfriend lad
*does a haka*
*loses to a non NZ side*
Done with this semen slurping sport tipping comp lads
takes all the fun out of watching the game
>>75121923
Welcome to the non-superbru master race
>>75106378
lmao, you have no idea
Heard shitspouter broke his hand lads, won't be typing as much.
>>75122882
Wrong. If anything I'll be typing more this week.
>>75122882
>naming the jew
>>75122963
getting that 5000 word suicide essay done lad?
>>75123044
Writing yet another victory speech
who /lifelong/ stormers here?
I'm acktually a blues supporter like all good jaffas
>>75122963
Whose missus did you beat instead then?
>cheetos might get dropped
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stay away from /cric/ autists
>>75124382
Shut up or I'll come over there and poo in your sister's bed.
3 x 5 conference confirmed!!!
5 nz, 4 aus, 4 South african, 1 Arg, 1 Jap.
RIP Force, and 2 South African teams
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/sanzaar-reveals-new-super-rugby-format-with-only-four-australian-teams/news-story/224c1f211835a7bdeb9957198365dd3f
>>75124449
Probably cheetos and Kings.
Hilarious to see poouth african rugby fall apart
force vs Kings was easily match of the round.
both are getting cut.
>>75124463
What's the point of the bye weeks?
>>75124616
rest
>>75124616
There's a lot more travel than almost any comp in the world.
Imagine living in Nz, flying to South Africa for two weeks, flying home for 1, flying to australia for one, flying home to nz, flying to Japan for one. A
It's not like some international comp in Europe where travelling to another country is 90 minutes flight.
>they didnt remove the conference meme
>>75124682
They should just bring back the Super 12 and be done with it.
I'm actually excited.
>more derbies ( you play home away vs all your conference)
> More competitive South African teams. Stormers and Lions will be downright scary.
> Waratahs and Reds will be back to premiership contenders again.
> you play 8 out of the other 10 teams, so more bullshit statpadding by SA teams
Super Rugby has been saved lads
>>75124744
>removing the meme conference runner ups and making all teams valid for wildcards
>fixed home advantage for the regular season with even home and away games (extra important vs your own confrence)
A step in the right direction
>>75124694
Just return back to individual national comps. The best games are all derby games anyway. I'd much rather return all of these players to NPC teams.
>>75125940
kangz are gone too right?
Any chance of SANZAAR splitting up?
Crusaders should also be disbanded imo
>>75096049
>Japan
>Southern hemisphere
Dumb JET ESL teacher.
Force v Kings was unironically the game of the year
Are the Cats going to make a comeback?
>>75126560
WE RUGBY 2004 NOW
>>75126630
great game
La Rochelle 16 - 5 Bordeaux Bègles
Montpellier 54 - 14 Grenoble
Bayonne 16 - 32 Stade Français
Castres 16 - 17 Lyon
Clermont 21 - 26 Brive
Dan Carter's Racing 92 34 - 32 Pau
Toulon - Toulouse
Bayonne officially relegated
Grenoble should follow them fast
Racing 92 back in play offs ranks, kicking Pau out of it
Clermont on poor form
La Rochelle destroying the league
>>75126329
Its not South Africa, its the fucking NZRU
>>75126122
How do we fix Brazil?
>>75127058
Just discovered that Victor Vito plays for La Rochelle. I had totally forgot about him.
who here watching the coventry wasps being BTFO?
>>75128192
yes
coming to believe wasps weren't all that great
Would much prefer to lose to Clermont or Sarries in the final than Munster.
Would also much prefer to beat Munster in a final, and fuck the Pro12, hope it's a European title.
>>75128398
they are missing both -askells m8
Glasgow's season on JUST watch
>>75129310
They won't make the playoffs now.
I think it'll be
1- Leinster
2- Munster
3- Ospreys
4- Scarlets
Ospreys are ass fucked with injuries in too many key positions so they won't make the final.
Scarlets are too inconsistent to beat any of the top 3 in a knockout situation.
I can't see Leinster or Munster beating Saracens or Clermont to make the champions cup final, so they'll focus everything on beating eachother in an all-irish pro 12 final.
>>75128510
how many askells are there?
>>75129640
gask
hask
>>75129631
>I can't see Leinster or Munster beating Saracens or Clermont to make the champions cup final,
i agree it's unlikely
>so they'll focus everything on beating eachother in an all-irish pro 12 final.
nah, they'll both go all out for europe
they basically have the playoffs sewn up at this stage anyway
>>75129668
who the fuck is "gaskell"
>>75129842
the greatest living second row
>>75129631
Clermont are in bad form at the worst moment of the season right now.
La Rochelle 16 - 5 Bordeaux Bègles
Montpellier 54 - 14 Grenoble
Bayonne 16 - 32 Stade Français
Castres 16 - 17 Lyon
Clermont 21 - 26 Brive
Dan Carter's Racing 92 34 - 32 Pau
Toulon 33 - 23 Toulouse
1.La Rochelle (79)
2.Clermont (65)
3.Montpellier (61)
4.Toulon (57)
5.Pau (53)
6.Castres (53)
7.Racing 92 (53)
8.Brive (52)
9.Lyon (20)
10.Stade Français (49)
11.Bordeaux Bègles (49)
>12.Toulouse (47)
13.Grenoble (33)
14.Bayonne (26)
>>75131060
who do you support?
>>75131170
noone on particular
if anything, Brive is in my region (well, my former region, now), so I guess I watch their results with a bit more attention
I thought it was just the kiwi posters here who are obssessed with shit but evidently not.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/timaru-herald/news/63365386/interactive-science-offers-pile-of-poo
>>75131515
explain yourselves kiwis
Force X
Kings X
Lions?
>>75131515
the kiwi poo thing has some deep lore behind it
>>75134960
>>75131515
I love the url
>interactive science offers pile of poo
>kiwi science
Japan is teaching their youth the benefits of Gatlandball
>>75132304
Lions are safe you seething casual literally the runners up last year and that has a fair bit of bargaining power plus they are top of their confrence right now
Cheetahs and Bulls are on the block
>>75137736
probably the cheetohs ;_;
cheetohs are the better team but the the bulls can better support a franchise
>>75137913
Cheetahs are doing better than the bulls so far this year but did significantly worse last year which is a huge mark against them.
I don't know enough about the finances and quality of coaching and facilities for either of those teams to be able to say what will happen there.
All I can really say for sure is that the Lions, Stormers and Sharks are safe.
>>75137736
>Bulls
Why would they drop the only South African franchise to win a title?
They won 3 and went back to back.
>>75138074
Performance wise they have been shit lately. But you are correct, if you look at my post here >>75138027 I would guess that the Bulls have the better everything than the Cheetahs and that will be a stronger argument for staying that "we once were great"
What I said is they are on the block for getting chopped which is true, not that I think they will get chopped.
>>75138146
With the way everything is going in this shithole they will probably keep the Kings or force the remaining teams to be blacker.
>>75138027
that's a budget thing more than anything else, they operate on the smallest budget out of the saffa teams, besides the kings, and you can see the multitudes of cheetahs talent scattered through the other 4 teams.
I dont think we'd be having the conversation about south africa going down to 4 teams if SA hadnt gotten greedy and put the kangz in.
The cheetahs while not challengers do well enough some years and consistently pump out talent despite the constant poaching by bigger unions
>Not cross breeding Bulls and Cheetahs to create the Butahs
(Closest image I could find)
>>75138294
I remember a commentator saying that they lost ~150 combined SA national side caps from last year to this year and that they currently have ~20 caps worth of combined SA national side experience. They do punch well above their weight 2bh and must have the quality of coaching there to produce such quality players
>>75138422
>that moose's face
>"get the fuck off me now"
>>75138422
Lions are in the way to combine them
>>75138451
>moose
kek
>Saracens third
>Exeter still second
Wew
>>75138486
the last time they combined them into the cats everyone hated it iirc
>>75138434
from what i've heard its a combination of good coaching, that they have grey college in Bloemfontein and good scouting where they find those players that have been passed up on by the other unions for one reason on another, play them until they're as good as or better than some of their equivalents in other teams and then inevitably those players leave for more money/ their home union
bulls and lions should be merged. call them chimeras or something. their cities are basically the same place.
>>75138642
>tfw I remember the cats
I was a bit too young to remember how and why they went from Lions -> Cats but I remember Cats -> Lions being because they changed their regions around to fit another team in, was that not the only reason they changed that around?
>"sports psychologist"
>The last time that a competition was held where players actually played for the area they grew up in Queensland were the strongest team in the Southern Hemisphere
>now that players are paid to play for other teams Queensland are one of the weakest teams
Really gets the old melon humming lads.
Was professionalism a mistake?
>>75138422
Butah is the Spanish word for bitch so it would probably fit for whatever team they form
>>75140085
That's puta you retard.
>>75140085
buta is japanese for pig
>>75140085
In spurdo english, buda :-DDDD
Will the Super Rugby ever admit that the expansion was a fucking mistake and is whats killing the league?
>>75142678
They never will. The bean counters are making more money now.
There is so much rugby on now I don't even care enough about going to watch every game.
>>75142678
Expansion isn't a mistake, but the current conferences model is.
Very happy with the announcement 2bh. Sad for the Cheetos though.
>>75143009
You're a mistake.
>>75143009
This is a big truth bomb
The proposed confrence system is how it should have been to start with imo.
Sunwolves were a mistake (and I'm 90% sure it was and power play for the upcoming RWC, no idea on the end goal and expect the Sunwolves to be dropped come 2020) but Jaguares are a good edition
>>75143546
There's japanese franchise because Argentina have refused to enter in SR with two franchises.
It's speculated Argentina shall get a second franchise in 2019 or 2020 and a new expansion scheme shall be did anyway.
Força or Rebeldes?
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/rugby-union/brumbies/aru-confirm-act-brumbies-safe-as-western-force-and-melbourne-rebels-remain-in-super-rugby-limbo-20170409-gvhg4b.html
>>75143624
Should be the Rebels, but we all know it will be the Force
>>75143700
>it should be the Rebels
Pic related
The Rebels are wanking on about how they bring in a lot of money compared to the other teams so I doubt they will get cut
Rebels are privately owned so they won't get cut whereas the Farce are propped up by the sinking ARU, you seething fucking casuals.
ARU and South African rugby are dying NZ could field 6 or 7 competitive Super Rugby teams if they wanted to.
>>75145268
Y-you too
I hope you all remembered to book in annual leave from work on the 24th of monday, cheapest way of getting two 4 day weekends in a row.
Why did SBW cover off one bank but not the other? Also there is an insurance company on his jersey why didnt he cover that?
All of those are things Muslims are against and he should have covered them all.
Seems strange to very half heartedly say one is against your beliefs when there are 3 things on there against your beliefs.
>>75145577
He's too fucking stupid to realise what Investec is.
>>75145599
I really want one of the CGW or some idiots like Jono and Ben to ask him about the other 2 things he should have covered but didn't.
>>75145577
>usury is against the rules of Islam
>I was literally in a case last year that involved one mussie loaning money to another at a 30% p.a. Interest rate and trying to claim millions on a 100,000 loan
Is SBW full of shit?
john clarke is gone lads
press f
>>75146471
Literally who?
>>75146471
>>75146479
Literally poo
>>75146471
F
>>75146479
Fred Dagg
Fred Dagg? More like Dead Fagg.
>>75146622
Based Shitspouter
>>75146622
you need to be purged like the cancer you are
Reminder pic related is a good muzzie and you should be kinder to him
RELIGION OF PEACE
>kiwis lining up to salute a dead Australian icon
Jesus could you cunts leech off Australian culture any more than you already do? I bet you cunts don't even watch the 26 minutes of 7:30 report before they go on.
>>75146910
he was an icon for both our countries lad
>>75146910
He is as Australian as pavlova, Crowded house and Russell Crowe
>>75146930
Yeah I really loved that mockumentary he did about the Auckland Olympics.
>>75146957
I personally enjoyed is Australian movie adaptation of Australian Murray Ball's footrot flats comic that is all about Australian farm life
>>75146957
I really think his character Fred Dagg that is a piss take of an typical Aussie bloke was bloody great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYvMeT2GC14
>>75146996
Classic Aussie skit about the great Australian continent by a great Aussie bloke
t. Unironically what Aussies think
Saw this piccy on /pol/ last night
Iconic Australian John Clark first came to public attention on the Australian broadcasting network NZBC on the classic Australian farming show Country Calendar that has over 1100 episodes and is a staple show in every good Australian household
So with the Poorce probably gone do I get on the Sunwolves brigade out of timezone pride or back the Bulls because I guess I lived in Pretoria when I was an infant?
>>75147007
>browsing /pol/
>>75147007
very accurate
>>75147007
I don't get the United tribes meme
Also the ALINAA needs to stretch a lot further south and a touch further north
>>75147047
Like a true Sandgroper you quit this eastern states sport.
Posting from 2020.
Force got cut as were the Cheetahs. Cheetahs merged with the Lions to become the Cats (freeing up the Lions name was important for SANZAAR).
The Stormers merged with the Kings and became an all black side.
Australian performance did not improve as the drain to Europe continued . Cox pulled out of Melbourne and the ARU had to take over the franchise.
SANZAAR wanted another Asian team and expelled the Rebels and introduced the Singapore Lions.
New Zealand wanted a 14 team round robin but broadcasters wanted guaranteed Asian teams in the finals so the conference system was kept
Atlantic
East Asia-Australia
New Zealand
>>75147185
Sounds wrong, there would be another argie team by then
Also you said 14 team when there is 15
>>75138912
There is a reason that they are separate, Johannesburg was predominantly English, whereas Pretoria was staunchly Afrikaans. Nowadays, Johannesburg is mixed, but Pretoria has stayed the same. They still live in the Apartheid mentality there, so your proposal will never happen.
>>75147185
>and introduced the Singapore Lions.
Never happening.
>>75147213
Isn't Gauteng 95% niggers though?
>>75147047
Is that you blanktrip?
>>75147290
You're thinking of Taranaki.
>>75147290
"No"
Gauteng is a relatively small province, so there are not many people in rural informal settlements that fall under the province's population, to skew that ratio.
>>75147305
The Naki is just dairy farmers lad, few brownies there. Your thinking of the other coast, Gisborne is where the Maori are.
>>75147340
Ah that makes sense, also explains the huge belt of predominantly Afrikaans speakers up north.
>>75147290
You're thinking of England.
>>75147377
Actually, Northland and Waikato are where the Maoris are.
Bro
*giggles*
Monique say's you're dumb
Right off to sleep you kiwi cunts go.
*fails to make world cup semi finals*
*considers 2011 a legitimate world cup win*
>>75147458
Even after taking that win away this tiny little poo-obsessed country in the corner of the world has more WC wins than the entire northern hemisphere combined lad.
*Has only won one world cup*
>>75147458
tell that to mccaws snapped foot
*ducks england 2 years in a row*
*gets ducked by england 2 years in a row*
*Makes Ireland so mad they spend years bombing his country*
>>75147398
BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soJXFjzwWVI
>it actually happened
>>75147379
Afrikaans is a wide spoken language, even amongst the black communities, as it is what they were educated in.
They should axe the Reds
Down to 1.5 miles in 12:40 lads.
>>75147531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUS8_awMG60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eFI6EP2sJw
Famous last words.
>>75147924
It's the 2.4km run.
>>75147921
Still pretty slow m9
>>75147921
Jesus bro how much do you weigh?
fuck you guys
>>75147921
Based FSP.
How many pies did you inhale today lad?
>>75147921
I'm sure Army lad is proud where ever he is
What can't he do?
>>75149925
keep composed in a tight game
Your weekly reminder that we wuz robbed.
This just in:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11835954
>>75150525
>my welsh rugby hero is a kiwi
>>75149925
Touch a World Cup.
>>75151805
>great ormond hospital in london
>wasp on his face
>wasp rugby ball
>>75147921
Good work son, keep at it.
>>75151851
>my English rugby hero is the Welsh coach, who is a kiwi
>>75151868
>Uhh Jonny, why is there a fat kiwi here?
>>75151900
>greatest rugby talent in the picture is unironically a fat kiwi
>>75151900
I like how they send rugby legends to see dying kids, not softcock dabbing fairy soccer niggers.
>>75124637
>>75124669
I mean, why not just have a rest week for all the teams instead?
Lads if you were a dying youngster in hospital, what rugby legend would you want to meet as a make-a-wish?
>>75124513
Kings was always the first choice and a no-brainer. Not a rugby region, neither is Bloemfontein.
>>75152015
>>75152015
>>75152155
Like actually naked too?
Weird.
>>75152015
Conrad Smith, Sam Whitelock or Dane Coles
>>75152067
>neither is Bloemfontein.
he can't keep getting away with posting such shit bait
Anyone here have some tips to keeping your moustache tamed? I have some strong hold wax but it doesn't do a very good job
Does anyone else unironically do the Warburton face wipe? I do it in the gym when I don't want to get sweaty hands for a lift that I need a good grip for
About to eat some sausage rolls for the first time in weeks. Bon appetit!
>>75154778
>He doesn't take a gym towel for wiping sweat off of equipment and his body
Savages
>>75154811
>Bon appetit!
Never do this again lad
>>75154778
warburton does it for the memes
>>75154811
save some for me haha
>>75147292
I lived in Cape Town, which is (was) markedly less shit.
>>75152015
Depends. Carter would probably take you for a spin in the landy. Ben smith would take you out on the town to get some poon. Ali would hook you up with all the painkillers you could ever want. Probably a toss up between those three.
>>75151852
thanks m8
>>75156027
you're essentially running an olympic field track inside lane every 2 minutes and seven seconds
what are you practicing on?
>>75156200
My local running track is that size, obviously not olympic quality though, it's red gravel instead of that turf stuff
Started taking a Vitamin D supplement a week or so ago at a friends (she is a doctor) recommendations.
Not sure of its a placebo or not but I feel less down and sad lately. Nothing else in my life really has changed so I'm pretty sure it's getting a bit more Vitamin D placebo or not.
>>75156677
>vitamin D
>code for dick
Based statsy. Hows the bf lad?
>>75156724
I like to think that every post pointing out "statsy" is actually statsy making sure none of us forget him
>>75156677
isn't vitamin D for bones and teeth? why would it affect your mood?
>>75156862
She said it's to do with sunlight hours shrinking over winter and supplementing that can stop the "winter blues"
But this is probably more what you are after:
>Some of the receptors in the brain are receptors for vitamin D, which means that vitamin D is acting in some way in the brain. These receptors are found in the areas of the brain that are linked to the development of depression. For this reason, vitamin D has been linked with depression and with other mental health problems.
>Exactly how vitamin D works in the brain isn’t fully understood. One theory is that vitamin D affects the amount of chemicals called monoamines, such as serotonin, and how they work in the brain.5 Many anti-depressant medications work by increasing the amount of monoamines in the brain. Therefore, researchers have suggested that vitamin D may also increase the amount of monoamines, which may help treat depression.
https://www.vitamindcouncil.org/health-conditions/depression/
Its a lot of "maybes" and the like but what my friend said makes sense and it's not like Vitamin D costs and arm and a leg
>>75156970
Ali Williams can probably set you up lad
Thanks for the pharmacology lesson Daniel
just had some chicken noodle soup. good for the body and good for the soul
>>75152015
I'd take a daily inspirational and fiery pashun fueled talk from big paulie c to help me fight the cancer. Alternately rhys priestland just for a good auld laugh before I die.
>>75152015
Definitely GODmian McGOATzie
Look at how ecstatic the kid on the left is. He will now die happy.
>>75158255
Honestly fair play to sports people that do this. Shows a fair ammount of character.
>>75156677
>Vitamin D suplements
>ignoring exposure to sunlight does the body produce Vitamin D naturally
>>75158532
Going into winter here so not as much sun so that's why he's supplementing.
>>75158547
Winters in your country aren't THAT cold like in Russia and, as an extreme case, Greenland
>>75158255
>my feet hurt
>they told us they were sending the all blacks and instead they sent memes
>Patrick stole my hGH injection, now I'll never grow
>I don't want to go back in to the toilet with Aaron
>who are these other two?
>I wish I was at home dying of cancer
>>75158532
My weekends in the sun don't quite make up for missing a weeks worth of afternoon sun lad
I don't know if I have pic related or not, but if taking a pill that does not harm works why stop?
>>75158580
>cold
Its about sunlight hours lad
Dark and gloomy + less sun is the issue not the temperature
Mean monthly sunshine hours for this time of the year where I am is 5 hours a day, add in that I work indoors that is 0 hours a day
>>75158679
>taking a pill that does not harm works why stop?
Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night you junky fuck.
>>75158679
>Mean monthly sunshine hours for this time of the year where I am is 5 hours a day, add in that I work indoors that is 0 hours a day
And at lunchtimes?
>>75158696
Ayyy I like I have said here
>Cheap
>Seems to work (or placebo)
>Does no harm
>>75158723
>implying I sit inside all day
Well last week was pouring with rain and very wondy so ate inside with workmates was pretty good because the boss ended up sitting with us and we had a lot longer lunches than normal. Today is really windy and not plesent at all so inside again. Yesterday was pretty good and I ate on a park bench. A bit of a walk at lunch is pretty enjoyable so I usually do spend them outside unless I end up chatting to someone and end up eating with them inside.
Reminder that the NZRU rejected what could have been a comfy as fuck Aus v nz comp for sheckles.
>>75132304
lions won like 4 out of 6 games against Kiwi teams last year. They're going nowhere.
it'll be Cheetahs either dropped, or merged into the Lions to become the Cats.
>>75152015
Joost
>>75161369
You'd have them wheel in the corpse of JVDW?
>>75161391
only hypothetically
Sunwolves will beat the Crusaders by 4 points.
Cap this post.
>>75161540
http://m.sport24.co.za/sport24/Rugby/SuperRugby/aussies-wanted-sa-out-of-super-rugby-report-20170411
Any Aussies in this thread that want to fight?
>>75161942
Typical subhuman savage always wants to fight.
Nobody wants to fight to subhuman coloured. We don't want your hiv blood to get on us.
>>75161942
less SA teams means AUS will lose less LEL
>>75161959
Go back to /cric/ and turn your proxy off Ivan, no one is falling for your pathetic banter attempts, the only people who find it funny are those autists that sit in /cric/, posting daily and living off neetbux.
Get a life, you fucking Freshcunt
>>75161942
2bh no aussie fans watch SA games because they are on at 2am
it makes sense that the bloke running aussie rugby want a comp that runs at prime time the whole time and not the middle of the night. NZ, aus, japan, maybe some pacific island team
i, personally, like the saffa team, but i can see where they are coming from
>>75162003
I understand where you are coming from, but honestly if that were the case, wouldn't it be like setting yourself up for doom?
The best team outside of the New Zealand quartet of Highlanders, Hurricanes, Chiefs and Crusaders, is a South African team. If the format were to be changed so, all Australian teams could look forward to is the occasional victory over the Blues from that entire conference.
>>75162035
yeah, im in favour of the super 15 format, but australian rugby thinks that "playing better teams will make us better" so if its only the kiwis and aussies, australian rugby will get better
in reality, it will be 50-0 highlanders vs reds games constantly
>>75162045
I am not certain on the internal affairs of your rugby board, but it sounds yours is experiencing very similar symptoms as ours is.
I am certainly in favour of dropping the King's and bringing back the Cats and it makes complete sense from a revenue perspective. Having said that, the Bulls right now are in a lot of shit, so the axe could even fall on their franchise, if they don't pull their act together.
All in all, I would still prefer a scrapping of the conference system and the introduction of relegation/promotion battles, but I cannot see that happening.
>>75161959
fuck off dickhead
>subhuman coloured literally chimps out due to inferior nigger genetics
KEK
Exterminate yourself
>>75162083
it'd be a shame to lose the bulls as an ex-winner of the comp
i think thats why the brumbies are going to survive.
if you look at crowd figures, revenue gained/lost, etc brumbies are by far the worst team, yet are the best team in australia and have been for the life of the comp
>gook reporter called Kimberlee Downs
>appears to have the Downs
Couldn't even write this shit.
$BW logo-covering story coming up on sports news lads. See what Sunni Bill has to say when called on his bullshit.
>>75162202
>Media wanks off $Bâ‚©
Gonna go tag SBW's house with the ANZ logo.
>sbw does a minor thing
>media frenzy
>covers BNZ NZ jew logo
>doesn't cover Investec saffa jew logo
Really made me think.
That he's full of shit.
>>75162269
And NIB is an insurance company which muzzies are also against
>>75162278
Really made me think.
That Sunni's a fraud.
>>75162278
And also AIG with the AB's so rip his hopes of playing for then again
>>75162300
Doubt he would anyway.
>>75162283
Its almost like he doesn't know what he is supposed to believe and just knows BNZ is a bank and therefore bad
>>75162303
The AIG Blacks would never let someone play without their team name on them so he has struck out regardless
>>75162310
based AIG rooting out the terrorists
>>75162300
Also adidas is the official supplier of Russia who are at war with muzzies.
>>75162305
This. People are giving him way too much credit and then acting all smug with the "b-but this is a bank too!!!" stuff. You've got to remember that he's a league convert.
>>75162323
based Adidas fighting terror
not gonna miss the cheetos lads, they will destroy the other teams in the currie cup tho
>>75162332
Does anyone have that image of the interview with him where he said when he went back to league everyone looked at him weird for taking a pen and paper to tactics sessions because no one in league pays attention during them or thinks about strategy?
>>75162332
I'm sure someone told him to do it, Most likely a mullah who had his mortgage declined by BNZ.
>>75162343
You don't get your mortgage declined lad. You grant a mortgage to to the bank as security for them loaning you money. You get a loan declined.
I hope this has helped you become less of a NEET sack of shit and allowed you to take a step towards joint us at the adults table.
>>75162514
Based NSWinner , how's Sydney lad?
>>75162514
Wouldn't know.
Couldn't care less.
I didn't need a bank to buy my house.
>>75162728
>I don't need to know basic concepts because I live in a lean-to on Niue
Fuck you miss, I'm going to be a professional football player for the chiefs bro! I don't need to know how to read!
>>75162740
you shat in your weetbix dickhead?
>>75162754
#kys
>embarrassing yourself and then doubling down
SAD!!
rugby
>>75162769
KEK
Semen slurping sport if I'm honest
Devvo cunt you here mate?
Alright lads you've had your fun. Now fuck off back to /cric/
>>75162781
Yeah lad ama
Revival when?
>>75162980
Can you not read lad? >>75162786
Off you go to your containment thread
Honestly pretty proud to see that Australians are just as capable of being shitspouting autists as kiwis are.
>>75163055
>literally
Pretty sure you mean figuratively mate.
Yeah I'd stop posting after embarrassing myself like that too.
Gonna play Rugby 05 Ten Nations lads.
What team should I use?
>>75163177
South Africa
>>75162340
>not going to miss the cheetos lads
kys
this will probably destroy professional rugby in and around Bloemfontein
>>75163177
ABs mate. France are pretty fun though.
>>75163189
Rugby will never die in that area. Most of the talent that is displayed from SA comes from that area as the schools there are heavily focused on rugby.
>>75163226
thats why i said professional rugby. Cheetos will become some shit provincial team that never sniffs the currie cup like griquas
>>75163263
>>75163255
kys
>>75163177
Use the All Blacks you muppet, also
>playing a fanfic tournament
>>75104849
>nah man, can't wear that bank logo
>usury is bad mana, cuz
>refuse the wages being paid for by that sponsorship? na mate, it's okay when i profit from usury
>>75163325
Already got all the other trophies in the game. Chose South Africa btw.
>>75163402
Traitorous scum
>>75163402
You the same guy that posted about Rugby 2005 a couple weeks back?
>>75163360
Ebin
>>75161962
SA lost to Japan, Wales, Italy, and Scotland in the last 2 or 3 years.
>>75162340
Sad. Won't miss your team either when they fold tbqh.
>>75162083
>I would still prefer a scrapping of the conference system and the introduction of relegation/promotion battles
This. Done well, it'll definitely be better than the Super 15 or Super 18 or whatever.
My concern is that this could result in severe imbalance in terms of country representation, with the Jaguares and Sunwolves constantly languishing near the bottom of the 2nd division and NZ teams hogging all the spots in the 1st division, so maybe for pro/rel keep the number of teams from each country in each division constant or something.
>janny still hasn't cleaned up /cric/'s mess
>Warburton out for 6 weeks
You know exactly what that is? Fucking precaution so Gatland can keep him fit for the Lions.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/91445795/poocovered-dogs-dumped-at-doorstep-of-palmerston-north-spca
>>75163679
I missed it what happened lad?
>>75161978
This post doesn't even make any sense. Don't give him the satisfaction of a reply, especially if its garbage like this.
>literally 5 days until lions squad announcement
>>75166399
>mfw memerose doesn't make it and the delusional dublin media's collective heads explode
>>75163661
>so maybe for pro/rel keep the number of teams from each country in each division constant or something.
And this would be worse than the current conference system. Half the reason it is shit is because teams that don't deserve to be there make the finals.
>>75167082
He should be there. Gatland will pick Davies even though he's shit though.
kiwis are up.
>>75169168
Avocado smoothie for breakfast?
>>75169168
>>75167082
DOn't think the media here expects him to be picked desu
>>75168189
Well, maybe at least 1 team from each of SA, NZ and Australia, then.
Time to see some fire
http://www.baka.com.au/rugby-union/union-news/western-force-melbourne-rebels-ready-for-legal-fight-over-super-rugby-future-20170410-gvhn41.html
yeehaw!!
>>75169422
But of course.
>>75168548
Davies unironically had a better 6N than Memerose
Neither deserve to go though
>>75169935
SANZAAR wouldn't be going forward with dropping teams unless in their contracts they had a clause or something that let them do it. Surely a legal fight would just end in SANZAAR being in the right and costing the Force and Rebels time and money. And they aren't going to get enough time to make them last another season so it seems like a big waste 2bh
>>75172112
Força's staff claims number of rugbiers has grew in Western Australia in 25% from last to this year.
>>75172067
>Davies unironically had a better 6N than Memerose
yeah nah
>>75172325
That's irrelevant to if SANZAAR can just drop them or not. That's them making their case for staying not a legal thing
>>75172067
Based on what?
>opta stats running metres because he never fucking passes
>>75168548
>>75172067
The choices at centre are so fucking piss poor.
Picking between Henshaw, Ringrose and Davies is like choosing between aids, cancer and being Scottish.
The fact that Farrell is clear front runner for 12 shows how poor our options are. New Zealand will be pissing themselves... with laughter
>>75172607
>The fact that Farrell is clear front runner for 12
Don't think he is.
>>75172607
>welsh centres are shit
>therefore everyone else is too
I'm Welsh myself and I'd happily taken Bennett/Dunbar/Horne over Davies and Williams
>>75172780
The centre's are fucking gash.
The Irish backline is dreadful. Our centre's are weak. The Scottish backs got ripped a new one in Twickenham.
It's way worse than in 2013 and 2009.
>TFW your brave strong countrymen talk about which of your world class players should be picked while Great and Lesser Britain bicker over which player is worse out of their small selection pool
>>75173005
Basically, yeah.
Second row is our strongest position and it's still weaker than New Zealands
>>75173005
All I see is tripfag drama and a bunch of kiwis talking about shit
>>75169768
Ha, you're not paying attention. Last night on Off the Ball they were giving their Lions squads and there wasn't even a discussion on whether he was in or not, they just all agree and assume he's going.
>>75172381
Why is that when Memerose has a game with very few mistakes people lose their minds? He had two or three moments of legitimate skill, and because our backs are all boring identikit shits, the Irish media cream themselves.
He's really good for club level, and he's got great potential for the future, but he's overrated right now and he won't make the tour.
>>75173146
You need to sort your filter out mate, that sort of stuff shouldn't be slipping through
>>75173252
look I don't think the guy is fucking 10/10 perfect or anything but saying jd had a better 6 nations than him is actually laughable.
>>75163506
I've had rugby 2008 on my laptop for years, but I think I've only played once.
>>75163661
Australia would never go for this because if the reds got relegated it would strip the heart out of Australian rugby and you'd lose basically half of your fan base overnight.
>>75169935
>4chan changes the initials for Sydney Morning Herald into Baka even when it's in a URL
Smh desu senpai
>>75172780
Williams is a good player but was shoehorned into a budget-Roberts role. He's a lot better with a creative 10 and a decent 13 outside him.
If we'd started Sam Davies and Beck with Williams at 12 he'd have looked much better
>>75173252
reckon he will make the tour desu in some capacity
>tfw no Cook Islands and Niue in NPC
>>75173719
>needs other players to make him look good
Yeah great 12, lions starter for sure. My favourite Williams moment was when he got burnt by Stander, almost as embarrassing as getting burnt by Clifford last year.
>>75174458
thsi is my fav scott williams moment :)
Can't clod the bod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69zRGsI0Yzg
>>75174625
>already know the comments are gonna be buttblasted paddies defending BOD and calling cheapshot
>>75174683
reveals more about yourself and your rabid hibernophobia than anything
>>75174625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7GdteTc4z8
This is mine
new thread
>>75175355
>>75175355
>>75175355