/heem/ - ufc 210 today

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Haters swerve

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The Cuck

>>75094402 #
>implying every fighter in the UFC is as successful as Goobs

>UFC not owing money to dept collecters after meme purchase

>Taking 80% from their biggest star is a privilege

>he can make money back by trilogy

>implying anybody is going to take goobs serious ,when holding the LW belt, and fighting bloated can for a few mil that would get taxed to shit.

>sweetie

How cucked can you be.

when is conor back

why is there 2 nobody women fighting on the main card? cummins vs blachowicz deserves that spot

>>75094459
lol

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roidmero fucked this guys face hard.

>get gnp'ed for two rounds
>back surgery
>knee'd to death
mousasi has this in the bag desu

>>75094466
Why are you calling the former 3 time UFC Middleweight champion a cuck?

JON!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS ONE OF THE DIRTIEST THINGS YOU'VE SEEN

I WAS HOLDING THE TOWEL TO COVER MY JUNK

JON!

Weidman looks retarded now wtf.

Hey pussy, are you still here?

>>75094595
i-im here

>>75094595
f-fuck you!

>>75094595
I wish they would let me in the other room so I can succ your dick

daily reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30
>v=sUlcc

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Are there any sneaker experts on? What are these worth?

>>75094643
you know I would absolutely kill you if you did something like that right?

>>75094657
YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCC

cormier and jones tsundere?

>>75094438
man, poor The Chris
Romero really fucked his face up

>>75094681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEua2Z21MPs

B-BAKA BAKA BAKA

>>75094684
>tfw romero vs trt vitor will never happen
rizin PLS

>>75094657
S..s..so Jon you think I'm just gonna sit here and succ your dick Jon

>you will never get submitted by Pearl's sweaty pussy lips
why live bros

>>75094651
disrespect the troop
get your face drooped

>>75094707
>pearl
shit taste anon

>>75094541
Can't tell if it's brain damage or he had his orbital smashed.

Did Romero break anything when he heemed him?

>>75094750
looks like his cheekbone has been permanently pushed down and out of place

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>>75094722
you sure about that?

What a shit card.

SHIT CARD

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT CARD

what the fuck are WWE-IMG thinking?

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What does the UFC stand for?

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>>75094804
>not a gooby card
>shit

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>>75094800
>pokemon tattoo

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>>75094813
you sure about that?

>>75094808
Uber Fugly Cunts by the looks of it

>>75094808
unallowed fake chests

>>75094821
she looks like the black one off the Spice Girls

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>>75094831
are you 100% sure about that?

how do you watch the fights without install adobe falshbotnet?

>tfw gotta stop playing Persona so I can get up for the UFC tomorrow.

So did Cormier like for sure cheat or are people just being cock gobblers like when they go on tangents about how world class fighters "just arent good anymore"?

>>75094762
luxembro is right.

>>75094800
y-yeah 4/10 would not bang!

>>75094842
she looks like the happy mask salesman off of Zelda

>>75094821
I'm gonna bust another nut, anon. PEARL BLESS.

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>>75094822
wow

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>>75094856
he definitely did it on purpose and it works. if you have a scale at home just rest your hand on something while you weigh in and you'll lose like 10lbs

>>75094856
Try being dehydrated and cutting 1.2lbs in 2 minutes senpai

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>>75094856

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>>75094808
her entire arm is the same size throughout, same with her leg.

>polish genetics

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>>75094865
1 question. Are you sure about that?

I don't get it though
If Cormier did cheat, why would he immediately step back on the scale as opposed to waiting an hour?
He said he had an extra 2

>>75094889
he didnt know that. he thought he had 10 minutes

>>75094884
it's a nice genetic advantage to have at women's strawweight lol

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>>75094887

>>75094895
Didn't he say they told him straight after he missed weight?

>>75094856
There's no way you can lose 1.2 pounds in 2 mins, it's a trick

odds are close on andrade

big height and reach disadvantage
not even close to the best striker joanna has fought
not an accomplished grappler

what's the idea that she'll pile drive her in the 1st?

>still this triggered by based dc
you didnt say shit when wonderpussy was gaming the system to win boring ass decisions.

>there are people in this thread who believe Cormier will win
L M A O
M
A
O

>>75094948
Dude farm girl strength lmao

i feel like more ppl have missed with with the new morning weigh in system

pls xplane

JON

MY DICK IS NOT DIRTIEST THING YOU HAVE SEEN

I WAS HOLDING THE TOWEL TO COVER MY JUNK

J..J.JON

YOU'RE A CRIMINAL

JON

DC MISSED WEIGHT

THEYRE SELLIN WOLF TICKETS AND YOU ARE EATING IT UP

DELBEDDED
https://youtu.be/Oo6gc6QLjJA
https://youtu.be/Oo6gc6QLjJA

So Rumble expect to weight 205 but he weight exactly 1.2 lbs less than 205 which is exactly how much Cormier was over the first time

I don't think the towel is what was fucked I think someone calibrated that scale with 1.2 lbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkhfyoN7zd4

>>75095062
DINDU NUFFIN

>>75095054
>new misfits
fuck yes. fingers crossed for no cresva autism, he ruins these vids for me.

did you watch the halloween show? these guys are straight up trailer trash, i love it

>>75095056
rumbles personal scale was messed up

https://youtu.be/Xn-5E66brwI

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just a lil heeminder

>>75095062
why are all these autists so gungho about this shit? its 1.2lbs for fucks sake, move on

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>>75095154
>Swanson-Lobov

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Wonderboy is so gay for The Chris, its awkward

Sup faggots
Who's doing picks?

>>75095218
3.0 will change his mind

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>>75095225
Didn't he leave the 4chan ?

>>75095225
He fucking better, I'm looking forward to my goofing

>tfw picks goofer 1.0
I came into the game young, made my mark, and got out fast.

>>75095252
i post like 18 hours/day

>>75095225
>>75095256
im not doing it. however, i really thought somebody else would do it like before. if nobody is gonna do it then i'll do the next one

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>>75095256
>not being THE sharpest mind in MMA

im diamond 3 in league of legends rn and if i get masters i think ill make a /heem/ name like Eugene S Robinson or Schaub Bless, haha!

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>>75095252
he still makes calendars, he needs to go back to making predictions great again

>>75095285
Oh orapole, give me your wisdom.
I really want to bet on that cheeky fuck to sleep the cheeseburger, but I can't see it.

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>>75095275
>no picks
>shitfest (You) cucks and non-goofers

>>75094889
The 1 hour/2 hour thing is just some bullshit the commissioner made up on the spot.
I doubt it was an actual rule they had already

>>75094889
They'd fixed that broken scale, how dare it fat shame poor DC

So when is Jones' suspension up? Whats the soonest he could fight?

>>75095635
July

What happened with Hunts lawsuits you weird meme cunts

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>>75095724
reem knocked some sense into him

>>75095709
Oh perfect.

>>75095778
hot

Reem is a beta with beta genetics who needs to inject masculinity into his veins

Belongs in /fit/

>>75095801
Somebody post the webm please.

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>>75095801
stay mad fatty

>>75095854
Thank you.

>>75095854
did a bubby little beta who has no test just get mad

bawwwwwwwww

>>75095872
https://streamable.com/c4mip

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>>75095867
thought you meant the knockout, worked out I guess

>>75095872
heeem sleeepy

>>75095897
did irelands GDP decrease by 50% when mccuck stopped fighting?

>>75095904
https://streamable.com/24ilo

How many bongs til 210

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Don't forget to bring a towel Daniel

>>75095183
because DC constantly rips jones out for 'cheating' and now he is a cheat himself. no standards or morals just typical DC assholery

>>75095957
ah yes

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>>75095956
Prelims start 15 past midnight bro

>>75095956
11 bongs until prelims, 14 until main card

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>>75095957
kek. good one poland

>>75095978
>>75095969
Thanks lads

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Well I won't back down guys

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>ywn get in the tub with wonderboy and the chris

fuck my life

>>75094541
He looks somewhat like bisking now

Anyone going to Glory 43 NYC? Bought my tickets, hope it's a good card.

TURN AROUND AND WEIGH IT AGAIN

TURN AROUND AND WEIGH IT AGAIN

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>>75096123

The Chris cleans up well

How did gee ess pee get so good at wrestling? What style and when did he start learning?

Canucks don't have the culture of high school wrestling do they?

>>75096196
he's just really good at it

>>75096196
Started at 16, Tri-star have always trained wrestling and I'm pretty sure Renzo's does too

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https://youtu.be/GJzXJDjWN7w?t=99

>Why are you in there?

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So are we all going to ignore the fact that Daniel Cormier blatantly cheated Rumble out of probably $200k he would've gotten from Cormier for missing weight?

>>75096196
He used his weight and reach advantage over smaller opponents

>>75096225
rumble wouldnt have had a title shot though. if you weigh over then it cant be a title defence.

>>75096201
>>75096206
I doubt he'll be strong enough to keep bisgoat down. But shooting in and tapping him is the only way he beats bisping. He's too big and long for gsp to try to stand and throw with him. Plus too much cardio.

Who knows though, he could rush in and spinning meme kick bisping into the shadow realm

>>75096232
>manlet featherweights
>no tdd cucks like condit and diaz
>got his ass handed to him by hendricks
no wonder he's ducking tyrone, bisping will expose him hard

>>75096253
GSP is historically not a finisher senpai

inb4 someone posts GSPs record
>Decision (Unanimous)
>Decision (Unanimous)
>Decision (Unanimous)
>Decision (Unanimous)
>Decision (Unanimous)
THIS ISNT SPAM SYSTEM

Uguu

>>75096266
Exactly and bisping has cardio for days and is way bigger than gsp.

Gsp talked like he knew something we didn't at the presser so maybe he has a special plan or is gonna come back as some slugger

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 210

Daniel Cormier vs. Anthony Johnson
Chris Weidman vs. Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo vs. Pearl Gonzalez
Thiago Alves vs. Patrick Côté
Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira

>>75096321
i dont follow mandrama i just watch fights ;^)

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>>75096332
Are you for real this time ?

Rumble
Moose
Cynthia
Alves
Brooks

>Travis eyepokes Mitrione in a fight he was losing
>Wins
>Sends Mitrione to Bellator
>Loses his next 3
>Meanwhile Mitrione is fighting Fedor

Who was the real winner?

>>75096376
Schaub

>>75096376
that spastic who fleeces Travis and Rhonda as a """""""""coach""""""""

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>"Rhonda"

>>75096376
this>>75096390

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>>75096332
Rumble
Moose
Calvillo
Cote
Oliveira

>>75096332
5 of those are me

>>75096332
Why bother

>>75096332
All me desu

>>75096413
>>75096454
>>75096479
Me with my proxy

>>75096498
Are you the 400 pound hacker known as 4chins

Rumble seems bored , DC looks like he almost died during his cut. Turely I dont know who has the better mental prep now. Has /heem/ offically picked the winner yet? Casuals need to know.

>>75096247
>champion misses weight every single title fight
>can never lose the belt because you have to lose while you've made weight
This is some WWE shit if true.

>>75096516
dc will win

>>75096532
pettis halloway

>>75096362
i see what thread you're talking about lol someone pretended to be me just imagine

Be honest: who is your favorite UFC fighter that is a female?

>>75096516

rumble

THAT KO POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You think I'm just gonna stand there and let you take me down Daniel?

>>75096594
Joanna

Some polish guy was there in my group, so it was best out of three against him. He surprised me.

Lost one. Won two after so I win.

Will update how was it latef

>>75096594
Use to be JJ until I realised that nice girl act was just an act. She loves Conor so much everytime she speaks all I can hear is Conors dick flapping around inside her mouth. Her fiance is getting cucked by a 5'9 60 year old looking 20 year old.

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>>75096332
Rumble via R2 TKO
Moose via R2 TKO
this fight is a joke but Gonzalez via Tough Tit
Alves via UD
Oliveira via UD

>>75096650
This is lithuania btw

>>75096673
she wants more mcgregor money, she's a greedy bitch is all

>>75096332
DC
The Chris
Cynth
Cote
Charles

>>75096650
>>75096690
Congrats senpai

Lads what actually happened to the British cody fan?
Did he leave?

>>75096719
He's literally a 16 year old kid ffs leave him be

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>>75096594
pvz cos i want to fuck her

>>75096732
I actually worry about you

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which of tonight's fights do you care about

>>75096594
>WMMA
Why again?

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>>75096673
[trigger warning]

>>75096777
>Main event
>Co-main event

>>75096741
can I get a quick rundown?

>>75096795
*glug glug glug*
I hope conor wins he's so brave and funny

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>>75096594
not ufc but idc

>>75096741
can i get a quick rundown on that girl in the purple?

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>>75096813
>>75096822
i dont understand this meme but heres another pic

who taught paige how to put on makeup

>>75096838
Post her getting chocked out by karateslaggie

>>75096741
>her

>>75096753
I'm not CodyFan lel
You'll probably find him somewhere if you really care. Those guys over on Discord probably have his username or something idk

>>75096838
>all that pussy juice dripping from the beaner

Its like she's asking to get raped.

>>75096594


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SYOqQHTvUY

>>75096881
Why are you so edgy m8

>>75096874
I'm not worried because I think you're him, I'm worried because you believe he's 16.

>>75096912
Because I'm edging

>>75096917
Oh right alright lel

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yes goyim make sure you work for free for our catchpa company and help AI robots for some MIT billionaire

all i wanted to do was post about violence men

>>75096935
>not supporting 4chan by purchasing a pass

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>Weidman loses 3 in a row
>goes to kekator
>mfw

>>75096957
>Not supporting 4chan and Google by buying a Pass and not using it
Shiggy diggy

>>75096864
>reach barely to his waist
JUST

Had no idea Demi was daiting Guilherme "Bomba" Vasconcelos

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You wanna get high Daniel ? Jon would

>>75096922
to what?

>>75097052
Once you get staph you can't go back

>>75097052
who

>>75097077
The universe is my wank bank

>>75097073
kek, poland is a lad. season 5 is the GOAT

>>75097073
what is karolina's story

>>75097077
YouTube down blouse. Its the devil.

If Chris wins, 185 division is dead in the water

Bisping rules with an iron, but fair left fist

When was the last time someone came out to Party Rock by LMFAO?

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>>75096332
RUMBLE
MOOSE
Calvillo
Alves
Brooks

I won't deny it, I am a straight ridah.

You don't want to fuck with me.

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>>75097052
Tbf i don't understand this Luke Rockhold being attractive meme

His hairline looks a bit fucked and his face is just average. He's hot by dad standards I guess

>>75097103
post link

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>>75097099
karolina ? wgaf

If you think DC has ANY chance, than you really need to stop being a casual.

>>75097139
>post link to my spank bank

Here fuck my girlfriend while your at it

>>75097135
>He's hot by dad standards

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>>75096332
RUMBLE
Weedman (sorry moose ;_;)
Calvillo
Thiago
Brooks

>>75097135
Luke has a really nice body tho

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>>75097135
moose is hotter. rockhold is a sperg, he doesnt know what to do with his hands lmao

>>75097135
Why Luke looks so uncomfortable here?

On your subject - he has great bod aesthetics, tall af, big hands, pretty good facial hair genes. So I completely understand why people call him handsome.

You ever think if these lads were naked or wearing polkadots itd change the dynamic pretty much 100%

Think on it lads, get back to me, Aussie anon here

3 girls in 5 years claimed Rumble beat them

How can you support this scummy cunt just wondering

>tfw older than these fighters but not hot by dad standards

>>75097176
yeah that middle eastern nose looks great

>>75097188
We get to see men with nonexistent testicles and women with enlarged clits.

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>>75096332
DC
Moose
Pearly
HMMMMMMMM Who knows really, Predator I guess
Charles

>>75097208
flaws are cute

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>>75096332
ayyy good lad.

Cheekibreeki
GayGuard
The Silicon Assassin
Tea ahh go
The blacker one

>>75097218
that's like when poor people say money doesn't buy happiness

if i setup a trust account that took odds on first fighter to be confirmed to have alzheimers/dementia/brain damage that severely incapacitates them

who would bet?

>>75097231
but its like my opinion man, why are you trying to start an argument lol

>>75097227
wha aw' you talking about buddeh

>>75097246
cuck liddell

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>>75096332
Cormier
Weidman
Pearl
Alves
Brooks

>>75097246
robbie lawler for current fighters

>>75097246
Iceman

>>75097246
sanchez diego

nathan mcdiaz

id give pretty juicy odds on GSP hes said some whack shit in his day and taken a few beatings

>>75097289
i was going to say diego it wasn't until recently i learned he *was* a raging alcoholic

>>75097264
yef

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is this someone's kid or just a random one he has pics with a lot of fighters including the great artem

>>75097340
That's one faggy looking kid

>>75097140
>likes skydiving, assault rifles and deep sea diving
>wgaf
is she a lesbian, was she molested, what's her story?

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>>75096332
Rumble
Mousasi
Calvillo
Alvez
Brooks

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>>75097360
He knows what's up.

>>75097254
Ey
I wohn't be gehttin goohfed enney time soon belheave you me buddeh

How much are you betting on pearl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X3Me_MVR90

patrician walkout music

How many of you will post pearl tributes?

>>75097427
real patrician walkout music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YixAD9GIAuY

>>75097435
none you weirdo

>>75097461
>>>/r/mma/

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>>75096594
hot as fuck

>>75097407
*goofs you*

>>75097456
that non patrician shit is banned in aus

such plebian music for some reason didnt get the rights to be shared with patrcian australian ear canals

>>75097475
literally a trap

Anderson wants uriah hall

>>75097456
>not available in your country
well fuck you too then

>>75097497
mate ill jook yer nan if you keep giving me that batty chirps

HOW MUCH MONEY ARE YOU BETTING ON PEARL

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>>75097475
Will Glasso ever recover?

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>>75096332
Rumble
Moose
Peal
Alves
Brooks

>>75097529
nothing m8

>>75097525
Yo, cut I'll give you a straight boolin mollywhop if you keep carryin on like that, jit

>>75094684
same face for years bro.

hot tip lads this is the cover of a classic australian song, only real aussie niggers know this song

skip the poofs talking at the start to 0:53 if youre keen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOWzT1BR2M

kyle noke would be better off with this than that meme land down under

There are 4 bongs before lellator
There are 8 bongs before UFC

You have no excuse not to train today.

>>75097565
bet

>>75097399
surprised Rushammer can get his arms around that little girl

i'm not even watching the fights. i'll be talking about them at 4AM though as if I did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsCD5XCu6CM

Not even worth a (you) ya dork

>>75097622
I paid the piper yesterday when it was 5 degrees and raining and now I'm a bit sick

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>>75097774
You can at least dedicate some hours to sharpening your elbows at home, dude

>>75097774
fwiw thats a wives tale about getting sick in the cold mate

if your wife told you you'd get sick fair enough that makes it true

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>>75097774
The days that you don't want to do it are the days that it is most important that you DO IT.

>>75097878
I train my brain...

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>>75097774
in through the nose, out through the mouth

>>75097740
i'll be at new smyrna beach if you're looking for a fight

it's the shark bite capital of the world, but sharks will be the least of your low test problems

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>>75097912
>i'll be at new smyrna beach
>he'll be outside
>he will leave mumsie's house

With my hand on my heart I went to a wedding where they played this song as the bridal group entered the room https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

>>75097961
did you start shadow boxing when it came on? did have an """irish""" heritage?

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>>75097961
M8 that is like the 3rd time you've posted some bullshit song that no one is gonna waste time listening to. keep it atleast remotely mma ya faggot

>>75096532
>misses weight twice
>gets stripped OR if the challenger wins he's the champion, if the champion wins he gets stripped

>>75098003
that song is the most MMA fucking song in the world you stupid newbie cunt

possibly been played at every MMA event since 2003

>>75098016
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

It's literally your last fight in MMA.

What's your walkout song?

https://youtu.be/Mitw5haqx5Y

>>75098035
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/fight-tracks-the-walkout-songs-of-ufc-fight-night-105-including-vintage-michael-jackson-and-bob-marley

kek

>>75098035
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF

>>75098042
new order turn is patrician

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>>75098048
>Sara McMann: “Indestructible” by Disturbed

/ourgirl/

>>75098067
SO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>refusing to fight someone's Reachbabby 6'6 Max stats Created Fighter on EA UFC 2

>They spend the next hour sending me voice messages about how trash I am every 30 seconds

>>75098111
CAN DRIIIIIIIIIFT

>>75098042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QfHKv86gRQ

Literally you can bury me after I bury the guy in the ring and this plays beforehand

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>>75098120
>He isn't confident in his ground game wrestle fuck

He's right to do so

>>75098120
>play a new ufc game with your friend
>he has had it and learnt all the moves like an autist
>you jump in and get taken down and GNP every match until you want to break his stupid fucking face

and thats how vidya was lost forever

>Cormier is 38 years old
>has been dropped in all 2/3 of his last two fight
>has pulled out of half of his last 4 scheduled fights

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>>75096332
>cormier
>mousasi
>Gonzales
>cote
>brooks

>>75098181
>learnt all the moves like an autist

I bet you complain that the brown belts in jitz class are fuckin dorks for spending so much time learning and beating your ass

https://youtu.be/xV60Sv-NSL0

Lol

>>75098208
i dont do meme fighting that makes people get kicked in the head and killed irl

>b-but it works in UFC 1 where t-theres rules

>>75098151
You're pretty based my man.

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>>75096332
Johson
Moose
Cavillo
Alves
Brooks

>>75098250
The best self defense in a situation with multiple attackers is running the fuck away. BJJ is amazing in a one on fight fight.

Melvin Guillard was so promising back in the day

>>75098253
i had to give up fighting cause i have bispings meme eyes and was gonna go blind

kinda sucks but i guess i had a fun life until i had to become mature n shit

>>75098267
But you never know whether the 1on1 is 1on1 (who is around the corner? what about these people? will they jump in?)

And you never know if he has a weapon (pulls a knife intensifies, very common in Aus probably guns in USA)

So yeah run or kick him in the dick and run but never stand around and do some meme shit you learnt from some fag who took your money telling you its a good idea to get in close to someone who might have a knife or worse

>>75098154
I don't want a grinding Wrestle-fuckfest with a maxed out CAF

I deal with that shit enough in ranked as is

>>75098308
Aren't you the guy who wrote here a while back about how contact lenses you have to use make you mad?

I have fucked up eyes too, +5 both eyes, I do bjj with no glasses or lenses tho.

Is it set that you're going blind tho lad? What's wrong?

>>75098361
nah i dont use contacts i just have to have surgery if they detach further (partially detached lens in both eyes already)

not set that im blind, if the lens come out from force or from just shitty genetics then i need surgery where they stich lens back into my eye, and if they fuck up i go blind

yew

>>75098330
I agree, though if you're decent, you can break an untrained person's limb incredibly fast, chances are the panic and then the pain wont give them the time to knife you. But yea, a striking art + being physically fit + running the fuck away is the best combination.

>>75098243
Cormier is truly our guy

>>75098439
i got the shit kicked out of me a number of times before i figured out its not some cool honorabru thing to stand and fight

got jumped by 5 in 1on1, had knives pulled on me. finally figured out its not a question of courage to stand and fight but logic to get the fuck away from nutbags asap

>>75098504
Art of war lad

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Good morning Coral Springs!

>>75098426
>if they fuck up
Don't sweat it bud, they have this shit in pipeline, especially if you scrap some money.

>>75098532
high net worth individual my senpai. but still its like 95% success, sometimes they just slip lol, oops youre blind. im not worried i get checkups regularly and eyes arent deteriorating.

whats up with your eyes? genetics or punches?

>>75098504
I had a buddy who had the same problem. 3 months of keto and heavy doses of alpha brain and shroom tech and he is 20/20 in both eyes.

>>75098578
wtf i love consumerism now

>>75098504
You sound pretty jaded to to getting fucked up a lot. Don't say jitz is meme shit just because you got your ass beat a bunch and your ego is telling you there's absolutely nothing you could have done besides run away

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I OWN HORSE RACING YE

>>75098504
This is true. Though i'm usually with friends who i know are strong and got my back. But yea, alone i tend to avoid suspicious looking groups.

>>75098638
alright lad do what you want, just dont cry when you get jumped or stabbed

>>75098668
What kind of types rape and steal and jump you in serbia? what is your version of our black people

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>>75098686
Okay, "lad"

>>75098570
>genetics
This tbqh. I wear huge ass glasses since 3 yo, even my nose became crooked. BJJ is dope if you have this shit tho. Today I found out even blind people compete lmao and pretty damn successfully too.

>>75098741
besides takedowns my vision doesn't help or hinder me when rolling so it makes sense

>>75098732
fuck off yank