/seriea/ -- matchday 31

>screwing everyone's fantasy football for Empoli-Pescara

not cool Tavecchio, not cool

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today frontpages

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>>75094199

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>>75094203

The media here insist Joe Hart is world class so how much will a small club like Torino pay to keep England's brave Joe Hart?

>>75094256
they probably won't even try to keep him
his wages are way too high and his performances this season wouldn't justify any investment
not that he's been shit, but he hasn't been great either

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>>75094256
would any pragmatic chairman pay any money for
>english goalkeeping
?

I don't think so

>>75094199
>piace de sciglio
kek, they really don't want to even try to win next season. They really need a keeper, I checked on sqwawka the saves/goals conceded ratio and Reina is one of the 2-3 worse keepers in serie A, on the same level as the teams that are going in B next season

>>75094416
Reina is shit
i am a keeper myself and the players my trainer always said to avoid taking as role models were Reina, De Sanctis and Frey
their positioning is shit and they only rely on reflexes and explosive legs to make a save
obviously that is not a valid strategy

>>75094256
obviously that is not the be all end all to evaluate a keeper since different defenses can conceded different kinds of shots, but Hart's saves/goals conceded ratio is even worse than reina

>>75094295
tbf
>Italian defending
played a big part in that goal

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>>75094448
>2nd best defense of the league in terms of shots on goal conceded
>still concede more than 3 teams at least

dat Udinese def though

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>>75094256
>implying they want to keep him

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other numbers noone cares about: weighted top scorers table

>>75094891
>the statpadding city of Icardi and Mertens

EMPOLI (4-3-1-2) – Skorupski; Laurini, Veseli, Barba, Pasqual; Krunic, Buchel, Croce; El Kaddouri; Marilungo, Thiam.

PESCARA (4-3-3) – Fiorillo; Zampano, Bovo, Campagnaro, Biraghi; Memushaj, Muntari, Coulibaly; Benali, Bahebeck, Caprari.

>>75095649
Good to see that Muntari is still able to play professional football at age 52

>>75095649
Is anyone watching this? I hope not

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>>75095736
>snubbing the most anticipated game of the day

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>>75095786
I shan't be snubbing Atalanta - Sassuolo

>pisscara

18 team league when?

>>75096570
when diritti TV's money will be a marginal profit from the teams

so never

>empooli

Ranocchia scored again

>the city of the """""best league in the world"""""

lineups
>ATALANTA (3-4-3): Berisha; Toloi, Caldara, Masiello; Conti, Cristante, Freuler, Spinazzola; Kurtic, Petagna, Gomez. Allenatore: Gasperini

>SASSUOLO (4-3-3): Consigli; Adjapong, Cannavaro, Acerbi, Dell'Orco; Pellegrini, Sensi, Missiroli; Berardi, Defrel, Ragusa. Allenatore: Di Francesco

>>75096721
>>75096447
today's match summed up in 2 posts

>>75099457
YOUTH POWER

>tfw papu gomez and kessie to roma in the summer
cant wait desu

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Post your best papu gomez memes pls

>>75099503
>atalanta XI avg age: 25.2
>sassuolo XI avg age: 25.5

unironically the good guys derby

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;_;

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>>75099673

>>75099628
i hope el Papu stays in Atalanta
he just wouldn't work out for Roma
Kessie would be a great addition though, although i'd have prefered if we simply kept Pellegrini, so i hope we don't make the same mistake with Paredes

>>75099688
Also 16/22 italians playing

>>75099688
>le sassuolo cinderella meme
I hope it ends soon

>>75099628
Kessie is a meme, you heard it here first

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>>75099673

>>75099818
18/22 technically
Gomez has obtained italian citzenship and Adjapong plays for our U19

>>75099864
it's not about them being muh cindrella story, it's about them being a good team that focuses on italian youth and has a solid board behind them

>inb4 m-muh Juve B
why do gobbi and butthurt ABJs alike make everything about Juve

>>75099765
Why wouldn't gomez work? He could easily replace perotti and elsha.
I agree on pellegrini but kessie seems like a better player, and although using your own talents would be great I'd prefer players who'd improve the squad. Same with politano. I can only see him as a good sub and I doubt he'd like that.

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>>75099673
.

>>75099959
i think Gomez has had his best season this year and i doubt he could play at the same level in a much tougher environment like Roma
plus in Bergamo he's the captain and the star, in Roma he'd be just one of the many
plus he's much older than Elsha and honestly not as good as Perotti, so i don't think he'd be a good replacement for either

Papu will miss Roma ;_;

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He just did 'it' again, now I ask you. Who is the cut-inside-man of Serie A?

#Juventus XI: Buffon; Lichtsteiner, Barzagli, Rugani, Alex Sandro; Khedira, Marchisio; Cuadrado, Dybala, Sturaro; Higuain.

>Sturaro on the wing

>>75101666
>sturaro at all

Juventus (4-2-3-1): Buffon; Lichtsteiner, Barzagli, Rugani, Alex Sandro; Khedira, Marchisio; Cuadrado, Dybala, Sturaro; Higuain. All.Allegri

Chievo (4-3-1-2): Sorrentino; Cacciatore, Cesar, Dainelli, Gobbi; Castro, Radovanovic, Hetemaj; Birsa; Pellissier, Inglese. All.Maran

>>75101564
Suso
although the original Serie A LCIM was Cerci

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>>75101564
>>75102072
basically this

>>75101564
Cerci

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>Leave the jews to us

>>75102450
>not 'Panettones your path'

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>>75101833
Hold up
Why aren't Buffon, Sandro, Khedira, Cuadrado, Dybala and Higuain rested for Tuesday

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>>75102603
>resting Higuain

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>>75102489
>not *Baloccos your path*

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>>75102630
>we meme'd that Higuain can't be left out of match squad because he'll go out of shape immediately
>it might actually be true

>>75102450
Chievo are good only in the first half of the season, once they avoided relegation they get Palermo-tier

>>75102686
didn't they beat someone decent recently?
although they have lost to Crotone at home last Sunday, so io guess your point is valid

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I predicted he'll end up with 24-26 league goals by the end of the season back in first Juve match thread this season. Can he still pull it off?

>all those empty seats
is it some sort of religious holiday in Catanzaro today?

>sturato

>>75102489
actuallty its Pandoro

>>75102714
They 4-0d Empoli but then got 4-1d by Bologna
They beat Lazio but in Jenuary

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>fielding a right-footed centre mid on your left wing

>>75102889
Isn't that a similar but different thing?

>>75102955
>playing sturato at all

>>75102955
>not wanting to cut inside

>>75102959
In Italy we get really autistic about stupid stuff expecially food, Panettone vs Pandoro is a heated rivarly as much as tits vs boobs here.

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>>75102959
yes

>>75102978
yeah, pretty similar as a concept, both are Christmas specialities, but different origin, receipt and taste

panettone>pandoro btw

>>75103012
>he prefers Panettone
nice shti taste you got there

>>75102991
the only things you're going to cut inside with Sturato are your eyeballs

>>75103001
>tits vs boobs
well i guess i know which side you're on

>>75103001
I read somewhere that having beer with dinner is a serious no go in Italy. Is that true?

>>75103001
>>75103002
>>75103012
Thanks, I was already thinking about how I could have forgotten that.

Used to live really really close to the french-Italian border, my mom still makes ones every year for christmas/new year

sack sturato and shitsteiner already

Lichtsteiner is shitty these days

>>75103041
spotted the delicate faggot that likes to dunk Pandoro in milk in the morning

>>75103041
sorry, i don't speak to manchildren who can't handle any flavour aside from nauseating sweetness

>>75103059
it depends on the dinner
Pizza+Beer is the stereotypical dinner for football nights for example

>>75103072
>these days
he was always a workhorse and nothing much more

Lads, please don't let this Panetonne v Pandoro thing turn into this threads 'Boobs are useless and human milk literally kills babies'

>yellow for that
lmao it wasnt even a foul

BarzagGOD

>>75103059
nah that's bull
although wine is by far more popoular while eating and for good reason, since it accompanies food better generally

>>75103096
IIRC the article said it was when eating in restaurants.

dubs and Chievo get a cheeky 0-1 win

>>75103191
if it's a a fancy dinner/restourant yes wine is preferred
if it's a nght out with the mates beer is fine

PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY

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>>75103191
it's not frowned upon, just unusual
now, when you see some german looking blond fucker gurgling cappuccino while eating pasta, THAT's fucked up

>>75103130
lel that was hilarious
>americans

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HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY

>>75103125
Back in the Conte days he offered good offensive play down the wing, chipping in assists while bullying opposition's winger and fullback both. Now when you notice him being on the pitch, it's almost exclusively an inaccurate pass/cross or a foul.

THAT IGGY DYBI BROMANCE
THAT IGGY DYBI BROMANCE
THAT IGGY DYBI BROMANCE
THAT IGGY DYBI BROMANCE
THAT IGGY DYBI BROMANCE

Aaaaaaaand it's game over

>>75103224
>>75103238
So basically like any other yurop country then.

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*scores against u*

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>>75103274
*runs towards a basket of hamburgers*

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>>75103324

since this is done, get your predictions for Tuesday in
2-0 Juventus for me

>>75103262
yeah
90% of those "travelling etiquette" articles you see on the internet are bullshit, and it goes for every country

>game is already in ghiaccio

well, see you tomorrow cumpà

>>75103324
Not even based Iggy would save Memelan I'm afraid

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>>75103345
>ghiaccio
>cumpà

>>75102811
doable, but if Juve progresses in the CL he's bound to skip some games, so i don't think he will

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>>75103344
1:0. 1:1 at Camp Nou
#Optimism

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Juventus [1] - 0 Chievo
Higgy Goal

malaga scored

>tfw been farting like a tank engine for the whole day

fuck environmentalists

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>>75103417
Yeah I doubt he'll get 5 more in Serie A this season. Bastard is ruining my flawless /trans/ predictions
>Conte walking the PL
>mouyes and >pogba flopping
>Arsenal finishing outside the top4
Also said Memelan would get a CL spot, that ship has sailed too. Faggots

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>>75103475
Gross desu

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>>75103431

>>75103431
DYBI
Y
B
I

Who plays a RB for Barca? Sergi Roberto? Based Paolo should run circles around him

>>75103475
I rate this post

Really glad the fat little plane is soaring again, m8s.

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>>75103681
>184 cm
>87 kg
>little

>>75103709
It's like an uglier Jayden James.

>>75103431
>that hug between Dybala and Higgy
:3

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>>75103760
Jayden James is a botched up attempt to recreate Erika Bella. Educate yourself in pornography pal
>>75103763
They have excellent chemistry, on and off the pitch

>>75103800
>45-year-old pornstar

What's the good word, Gramps?

>>75103709
1,84 m isn't much for a plane.

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20 - #Higuain is the first Juventus player to score at least 20 goals in his first Serie A season since Charles and Sivori (1957/58). Pipita

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>>75103864
>he doesn't have .avi collection of prime Salieri cinematography (1993 - '99), including rare pieces only available via shady Russian mirrors
Brazzers are the McDonald's of adult films

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What a shitshow. At least there's Wagner on the radio

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>>75103882
For you

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>>75103889
Based. Dybala missed out by one goal previous season

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Dybala is going to tear Barca a new one tuesday

>>75103939
Hair that long grosses me out for some reason

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>>75104292

>MEGGIORINI FIGLIO DI PUTTANA
w-why tho? ;_;

>Sturaro on one wing
>Lemina on the other

>>75104539
make it stop

Juve hasnt been conving me for a while now, they have to step it up for Barça or they'll get rekt
>>75104539
gotta be sure Chievo doesnt score

Just imagine Higuain missing that chance Tuesday.
Just imagine

>>75104768
>losing to malaga
lol stfu

>>75104803
Higgy missing big chances on big occasions? Can't imagine that la'

>che cosa si è mangiato Higuain?!
i kek every time

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>>75104816
Lmao, and they're playing their strongest team as well. Enrique's meme formation he pulled out of his ass is no match for the ultimate tactics memelord

GON

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24-26 GOALS CONFRIMED

He did it again, the absolute madman.

What is this meme celebration supposed to be?

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Juventus [2] - 0 Chievo
Higgy 2nd Goal

>dat Dybala run
>dat low driven cross
>dat useless touch by Iggy

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>>75105143
Imagine if he screwed that up

>>75105143
good thing it's serie a so he had a square kilometre of space in the box

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Table as of now

>>75104894
>play mandzukic on the left wing
>it works somehow
seriously Allegri is a god

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>>75105377
>Intercucks
>Memelan
That Lazio though

>>75105422
If Lazio beat Napoli tomorrow, it's going to get really interesting for the CL places

i really want crotone to stay up

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>>75105384
>When mainstream is finally abandoning 4-2-3-1 after a decade of overuse and you switch to it in 2017
>With lumbering target man as a winger

>>75105199
he did fuck up the first touch entirely

>>75105253
that's what happens when Dybala manages to get 4 defenders on him and still make a forward pass
plus it was the 90' and all chievo players are in their 50s

>>75105440
i doubt it, Napoli would have to choke hard
they are a better team and have easier fixtures
it'd just make EL 100% sure for them, which is already a great result

>Barcelona choked against Malaga
Are >we, dare I say, through?

>>75105664
should've beat bayern last year but somehow didn't

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>>75105664
I believe

I need some Jj's pepes for my Jj's folder, can you help me?

>>75105828
its night in australia mate

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>>75105828
The only one you'll ever need

>>75105841
Maybe someone else saved them previously.
Actually why the fuck the JuventinAussie shows up so rarely now?

>>75105913
He got a gf (seriously)

>>75105933
Oh right I remember he wrote aboute a date a few weeks ago

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>>75105933
>>75105969
Didn't he suspect she was a slut though? I'm worried for him

>>75106078
When you het a taste of the puss, you can't just go and let it loose.

He's hooked, like most of us would be

bumper

>dybala and marchisio on the mid
>meme players on the wings
>memenic didn't step his feet on the pitch
>juve played good
>no problem on the mid
hmmmm....
inb4 squawka ameristats

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today frontpages

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>>75122319

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>>75122348

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Fuck Sampdoria.

Sampdoria - Fiorentina delayed of 20 minutes because of traffic

SAMPDORIA (4-3-1-2): Viviano; Bereszynski, Silvestre, Skriniar, Dodô; Barreto, Torreira, Linetty; Fernandes; Quagliarella, Schick. A disp.: Puggioni, Falcone, Pavlovic, Regini, Praet, Simic, Tessiore, Palombo, Alvarez, Cigarini, Djuricic, Budimir. All.: Giampaolo

FIORENTINA (3-4-2-1): Tatarusanu; Sanchez, Gonzalo Rodriguez, Astori; Milic, Badelj, Borja Valero, Tello; Bernardeschi, Ilicic; Babacar. A disp.: Sportiello, De Maio, Tomovic, Salcedo, Chiesa, Olivera, Maistro, Cristoforo, Hagi, Saponara, Bernardeschi, Kalinic, Mlakar. All.: Sousa

based bruno

Zaza just scored twice

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who /serieC/ here?

>>75125748
F

How did Hoofball Genoa score a goal

>>75125748
>not /serieD/
into the trash it goes

>>75126074
Sampdoria lately is being a real bitch to play against
could have woken up a bit sooner and maybe they could have challenged for EL

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>>75105933
>imblying

>>75126127
ready for barca mate?

>>75126074
>implying Sampdoria plays hoofball
do you even watch the games?

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>>75126127
we all know that feel

>BOLOGNA: Mirante, Krafth, Maietta, Gastaldello, Masina; Nagy, Pulgar, Dzemaili; Verdi, Destro, Krejci;
ROMA: Szczesny, Rudiger, Fazio, Manolas, Juan Jesus; De Rossi, Nainggolan, Strootman; Salah, Dzeko, El Shaarawy

>MILAN (4-3-3): Donnarumma; De Sciglio, Romagnoli, Zapata, Calabria; Pasalic, Kucka, Sosa; Suso, Deulofeu, Bacca.
PALERMO (3-5-1-1): Fulignati; Goldaniga, Gonzalez, Anđelković; Rispoli, Bruno Henrique, Jajalo, Čočev, Pezzella; Diamanti; Nestorovski

>CASTEDDU: Rafael, Isla, Pisacane, Bruno Alves, Murru, Ionita, Tachtsidis, Padoin, Joao Pedro, Sau Borriello;
TORINO: Hart; Zappacosta, Carlao, Moretti, Molinaro; Acquah, Ljajic, Baselli; Falque, Belotti, Iturbe

>CROTONE (4-3-3): Cordaz; Rosi, Ceccherini, Ferrari, Martella; Rohden, Crisetig, Barberis; Trotta, Falcinelli, Stoian.
INTER (4-2-3-1): Handanovic; D'Ambrosio, Murillo, Miranda, Ansaldi; Medel, Kondogbia; Candreva, Banega, Perisic; Icardi

What match should I watch?
I want to owl Roma or Inter but I'm afraid it'll be too easy for them today

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>>75126123
>>75126144

I don't like Sampdoria's non-existent build-up play

>>75126176
>easy

it's never easy in the italian league, unless you buy every game like jewventus

>>75126176
>Fulignati
letteralmente chi?

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>>75126139
is Dybala going to play?

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>>75126176
>Nagy
>Fulginati
>Pezzella
>Carlao
>Rohden
>Barberis

where did this people spawn from
what the fuck is wrong with this league

>>75126190
>non-existent build-up play
https://twitter.com/salehruba199/status/849251392107753472?s=09

>>75126176
>Cantdreva
>Giovanni Core

>Tartarus Anus

>>75126258
kek

>>75126258
>>75126275
I always thought he was sardinian, turns out he's romanian

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Don't know whether I should cringe or get hyp desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdRqZDL1kKg

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>>75126241
You have to admit they didn't deliver such play in the 2nd half today

>>75126302
understandable, Ciprian is a typical sardinian first name

>>75126308
face paint=automatic cringe

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FIORENTINA, FUCKIN' SCORE NOW

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>tfw no qt Italian athlete gf

>>75126423
wew lad

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>>75126452
>mbw

>>75126452
>basilicata
you might have a chance with her, she must want out from that horrid region as soon as possible

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>>75126452
>mfw

>>75126506
me on the left

>>75126308
pretty cringe desu, small team stuff

What is the deal with Fiorentina rebuilding, why do they do it?

Gonzalo (the underrated GOAT), Badelj, Ilicic, Tatar are apparently all leaving, why? They already bought Milenkovic as one of the replacements which is a great buy btw

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>>75126520

>>75126527
Shit tier club mentality

>>75126530
t. fascist

>>75126527
Because theyr owner despite being rich as fuck wont spent more than a peanut on the team so they'll forever be Europa League-tier at best

>>75126527
>ilicic
>leave
I truly hope so

>>75126176
>Pasalic

Top 10 memes that went too far.

>viviano, the guy with a giglio tatooed on his chest, killing the last Fiorentina EL hopes
there is something almost poetic in Fiorentina mediocre cuckery

>>75126346
lel I was basing only on the surname, I didn't know his first name and didn't care

>>75126229
Mandzukic + Sturaro obviously.
Dybala will just be a sub to change the match, you know Allegri

>>75126564
>Fiorentina of this year
>EL hopes
hello!?!?

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>>75126583
>>75126229
4d chess la

>>75126552
>Because theyr owner despite being rich as fuck wont spent more than a peanut on the team so they'll forever be Europa League-tier at best

italianfootball.jpg

These fucking clubs need to get bought by more chinks and Salah's Qatari cousin because some of the clubs have GOAT-tier scouting and you would get undisputed best league in the world again.

>>75126604
they had the opportunity to close in on Inter and Milan with the Derby coming up
they wouldn't have deserved it, but they had the chance

>>75126625
fiorentina is not this rich and also follow the financial fair-play rules, unlike other teams...also the club is now engaged in the undertook of the private stadium.
we will see. I can guarantee that everyone knew that this year would be a transition season...

How do teams like Roma and anyone basically feel like when they realize that juvewinslol and they won't ever accomplish much? Worst of all when they get a chance to shine in European competitions they throw it all under a bus.

>4 centerbacks
>peres so shit rudiger and jesus are preferred ahead of him on the fullback position
are >we obligated to buy him by the way?

>>75126853
>be juventus
>have the world record for the worst ratio of CL finals played/finals win
yeah, truly any football club have accomplish this much...this really activates my almonds

>>75126888
Yes lol.

Are Torino the ultimate conmen? How many shit players do they sell per year for ridiculous fees? This year already Peres, Maksimovic and that Swede guy

>>75126943
inb4 belotti to some english club for 100 mil

>>75126962
It is inevitable. Either that or Florentino feels the itch.

>>75126975
>italians in spain
doubt.jpg
who was the last notable one? cannavaro?

>>75127034
Giuseppe Rossi

>>75127034
I have the feeling that there are generally few Italians in the top leagues abroad.

>>75127034
Vasquez :^)

But they also have the "Italian" of Sansone, the "Italian" of the other guy who plays at villarreal, the goat Bonera and the "Italian" Vasquez. Oh and Piccini who is genuinely good

>Shinter

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>>75127034
you now remember

>intermilANO

>>75127133
him and adriano must be the biggest wasted talents ever

>Be Inter fan
>Get hyped you might FINALLY win a Serie A
>Have the best striker in the world.
>Finish 8th
>W-we overperformed, la! Next season is OUR YEAR! Based Mazzarri will bring in World Class players, la! With Icardi, we'll walk the league! Easy double, treble or maybe quadruple!
>Based Mazzarri will bring in so many World Class players with the chinese money!
>Dybala, Tourè, Aubameyang confirmed, la! Cheeky bid for Messi when? XD
>Get Murillo, Miranda and Felipe
>Mancini joins
>HAHAHA! SUCK IT JUVENTUS! Title CONFIRMED. How many points will we win it by, lads? Easy 15 points. Maybe 20! Or 25 XD!
>With Mancini here, we'll attract PROPER World Class players!
>Finish 4th
>C-can't expect him to settle in one season, la! Next year is OUR year!
>Mancini gets sacked
>Good, what a faggot, fucking Mancini didn't do anything for us! Fucking cunt! W-world class manager and we'll get that quadruple!!
>Get De Boer and Gabidon
>Not even 4th place anymore
Being a Inter fan is a merry-go-round of utter delusion and mental gymnastics. There isn't a more disgusting football club in existence. Their fans are entitled criminals who think they deserve everything because they scrapped some cups in the literally who period of football.

FOZZA INDA

AHAHAHAHAH

>INTURD

CROTONE CULONE

I'm happy that Suso is back. Now if only Bonaventura is not injured.

>sfinter

>>75127126
ihave found out now that Sansone and Soriano were both born in germany
the more you know

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>>75127225
>INTERISTI
INTRERTRISTI

>>75127034
zaza

I get the feeling bologna will meme their way to a point today

>>75127297
Fazio doesn't agree with that

FATSO

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based Fabione

>roma paid less for fazio than aston villa did for jores okore

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whoao, there's a lot goal today

>>75127356
Make it stop

lads lads, hear this one out

>inter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>75127034
Christian Riganò

God may forgive you, Riganòt

>bacca

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>>75127365

>Inter and Milan play like shit most of the time
>still a reasonable chance of playing in the Europa League next season

Really grates my Parma cheese

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>>75127423
sexy

>>75127423
I unironically r8 suso

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>>75127365

>>75127423
This Suso lad is quite something huh? Can't believe Liverpool let him go for free.

With Ranocchia in defence Inter wouldn't have conceded this.

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>>75127423
>that GK
cringe

GOATLOTTI

>Paliemmo

get stuffed

>>75127118
verratti must be the only one playing for a top club abroad

>milan actually dominating against a shit team
what the fuck am I watching

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>>75127513
*blocks your path in his wheelchair*

>>75127513
>top club
top lel

BELOTTI BELOTTI BELOTTI

>>75127529
palermo isn't even a team, that's why

is Belotti the best header specialist in Europe?
he's fucking unmarkable

>>75127537
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""italian"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>75127537
>top club

based
>tfw kevin is back in full force

what a fucking goal
what a fucking play by all of them

seriously great stuff

>>75127559
Peter Crouch la'

got 5k on roma to keep clean sheet

how blacked am i

>>75127609
seeing he recovered fully makes me hope that Florenzi's career might not be over either
it'd be a tragedy if it was, such a great and loveable player

>>75127537
>*block himself while tries to block your path*
FTFY

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>this man buys out your favourite club
wat do

>>75127628
>5k
fucking richfags

>>75127658
get blown up by Cosa Nostra most likely

>>75127658
>buys
kek, the team is still in Zamparini's hands.

>>75127414
I think Milan have a good enough starting line up to compete for europa league spot this season. Inter on the other hand should have compete for CL spot this season with all that spending but they find a way to fuck it up.

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>mfw inter fan

do you think this is not what we wanted? we always loved pure chaos

AMALA

>>75127658
so what is this guy's deal
a) Zamparini avatar, the whole operation was some sort of publicity stunt
b) mafia puppet, a poor coverage for money laundering
c) Manenti 2.0, just some mythomaniac who wanted to be famous again

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>>75127628
>betting on Italian football

cheeky cunt Destroyer punt confirmed

>>75127735
>pure chaos
funny way to spell "laughing stock of the league"

>>75127751
why not all the three options together

>>75127763
eh?

>>75127751
>zamparini's puppet, a poor coverage for money laundering
here you go.

>>75127784
we have a winner

>>75127789
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeee-structor!

>sfinter
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA

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>>75127616

>>75127763
he looks like a guy who'd work in the local pizzeria

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what went wrong?

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lads

LADS

>sfinter

>>75127893
>splinter

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>timewaster between the periods is some shitty anti-racism propaganda
Never turned out the sound faster. That's what you get from state-sponsored TV I guess.

>>75127893
>sprinkler

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>>75127893

>>75127913
>watching TV
>any year after 1945

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>>75127893
>dat slip

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>>75127893
#EpicMedel

>>75127893
Please post the other goal.

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F O Z Z A

>Rubigno
>the sinking ship of Genoa

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>>75127978
The 2nd

>>75127893
>diving in your own penalty area

A new low.

>>75127975
How much anime does he smoke?

>>75128001
Nice goal.

>>75128001
>defending is easy la

>>75128001
>7ups in charge of defending

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Bbilan's 2nd goal