/f1/ - Formula 1 Post Quali - 1 Thousandth of a Second Edition

First for Ferrari 1-2 tomorrow

Points for Sainz tomorrow pls

>>75093836
it's what happens when you have gimi around all day

>>75093821
Honda must be good tomorrow
I believe

>>75093821
>who cares about the rest
Hulk P7 is pretty good tbqh.

GIO ON PODIUM

6th fir McLaren-Honda points

>RedBull testing a V4
lel

amd amx god tier 100000 rain overtakes

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Kimi P4 less interviews yes

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Weather forecast for tomorrow. Also, I have inside information that the man who knocked up Claire is a regular poster on /f1/

>>75093856
Unlucky Bruce.

Perez to Ferrari when? He's taking Raikkonen seat.

5.9cm boys

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>>75093850

Any Shield pics yet?

>>75093850
sudoku.
why don't they just forget reliability and ramp up everything?
take a penalty every other race.

>Johnny Pervert

>>75093866
is everything in Italy this low resolution?

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>>75093872

>>75093866
Kimi always pushing in Q2 and then an absolute chokemaster in Q3.

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valtteri wins through gutter techniques

How long until Joe Lee Ann gets replaced by Sirotkin?

>>75093869

Federica is the cutiest.

>>75093880

Sorry Fin, when I download from FB I always get small pics, pls no bully

>>75093868
Think that seat would go to Grosjean

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>>75093880
>>75093885

There it is bigger picture

>>75093890
When's Palmer's contract up? End of the year?

why is sky being so nice to Stroll

>>75093892
It's going to be a straight swap with Alonso from Spain onwards. Digits know that.

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Biggest disappointment of the season so far?

Red Bull pace here

>>75093890
Next year by Sainz
Kimi out Geographical nazi in
Gastly to STR

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>>75093895
they say it will be time for Rossi to hit the pedals

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post yfw wet start tomorrow

>>75093895

The merchandise and PR money they would get from that move seems to good to pass up, to be honest.

>>75093868

next year, i hope

>>75093904
stroll's dad bribes the media

>>75093870
that's pretty small dude, sucks to be you

>>75093901
grazie Luigi-kun

>>75093868

Drivers who are more likely to get Kimi's seat than Perez:

>Fat John
>/ourguy/ GIO THE NAZI
>Kimi
>Bottas
>Sainz

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>>75093914

>>75093909
Wehrleins fitness

>>75093914
Chances are we'll be stuck with Safety Car start again

There are no wet starts in modern F1.

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>>75093914

>>75093901
aha verstappen and ocon are racing each other at last

>>75093875
I don't even understand why they are in F1 now
Nobody watches F1 here
We have no driver

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>>75093924

>the corpse of Jules Bianchi

>>75093934
But even if we start behind the safety car, we will still have a standing start from the grid after the safety car goes in.

>>75093909
I think we can all agree on that. Jesus look at Renault 0.3s behind Ric

>>75093909
Either Red Bull or Palmer. Thought he would do better than last year but jesus he is shit

>>75093946

Potato Schumi on constant life support on the car

>>75093909
threeway fight would have been nice

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>>75093941

>>75093886
N-NANI!?

God I just realised Amx is at the back. I hope it's a dry race, I don't think I can handle a Amx is the next senna wank fest if it's wet...

SAME OLD SAME OLD

*SIGHS IN CAPS*

>>75093909
No shoey on the Aussie podium

>>75093945
They're pushing for a Japanese driver though.

t. insider knowledge from Eje Elgh

>>75093964
>SAME OLD SAME OLD

NO INDIA
NOT SAME OLD SAME OLD
BE A NEW INDIAN
POO IN THE LOO

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I think I have the same pink shirt as Simon Lazenby

>>75093945
Nobuharu MatsuSHITa is in F2/GP2 and is Honda's designated development driver

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what do you think about Lorenzo replacing Bottas? hamilton and jorgay are literal best friends

>>75093970
Sato comeback when?

>>75093970
This calls for the return of Kamui

>>75093979
>I think I have the same pink panties as Federica Masolin.

FTFY.

Want to hotchat?

>>75093909
I never believed in Red Bull and even I am slightly disappointed.

>>75093960
Can some Finnbro explain what happened here?

I was asleep during quali

>>75093909
>>75093997
I don't understand the >disappointed in RBR meme
They said at pre season testing they are doing a simple aero philosophy to try compensate for the lack in power. No one should have had hopes up for them at all after teating

>>75094004

He lost traction on some poo, because someone didn't poo in the loo.

>>75094004
Oversteer

probably tried to carry too much speed into the corner and the rear end slid out, and with these new cars it's impossible to save it

>>75094004
crash

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Aus:

>Vet (Q2->Q3) -> - 1 sec.

>Ham (Q2->Q3) -> - 1.1 sec.

>Bot (Q2->Q3) -> - 0.8 sec.

>Rai (Q2 ->Q3) -> - 0.3 sec.
Chi:

>Vet (Q2->Q3) -> - 0.6 sec.

>Ham (Q2->Q3) -> - 0.8 sec.

>Bot (Q2->Q3) -> - 0.7 sec.

>Rai (Q2->Q3) -> - 0.0 sec.

>>75094004
>FP3
>oversteer
>goes a touch wide
>spins
>locks breaks
>doesn't Gio into the wall
>punctures tyres and then gets back to the pits

All season long:
>Lewis > Bottas
>Seb > Kimi

FINLANDLOSESAGAINLOL

F L A L O L
L
A
L
O
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FLALOL

is $$t5rOLL our guy now?

>>75094036

LOLNO

>>75094036
$tro££ is not our guy we hate him and think he should have stayed in feeder series

>>75094004
Can you post a pic of your toilet. I legitimately don't know if you have them or not.

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Where will Lewis finally beat Schumi's pole record this year?

>yfw you realise Ferrari would be ahead of Mercedes if they didn't have a babby and an old man for drivers

>>75094036
No, but if Papa Stroll drops some dollars I'll be willing to shill for him

Was Alonso ever actually in the running for the Merc seat or was it just fan speculation that went too far?

Because if he was, Merc certainly missed a trick hiring Botass over him.

Question:
Have we over rated bottas?

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>>75094070
afaik Massa and Alonso have left now
inb4 NZ is not Australia

>>75094092

McLaren would NEVER let Alonso out of his contract.

>>75094069
shut up

>>75094069
not too hard to beat a 45 years old guy in a coma

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>>75094070

>>75094107
Look mate this is a blue board take your furry fetish porn elsewhere

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BWHAHHAAH ! I told you all ! But no ! no on listened ! When will you accept verstappen is a joke and has not right to be in F1 !

1/2

>>75094104
underrated hamilton
underrated just how hard nico was pushing to keep up last season
underrated how much partying and distraction hamilton was partaking in last season

>>75094092
>>75094104
At least give him 6 races to catch up he's never been in such a quick car + he is finnish so is used to losing

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2/2

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>>75094127
So bascially Hulk is gonna jump Massa and Ricci at the start, right? Will he stay in P5 then?

>Hamilton's average qualifying advantage over Kovalainen was 0,203 seconds
>Hamilton's qualifying advantage over Bottas is 0,240 seconds at the moment

DROPPED

>>75094127
To be fair
>engine problems
>Yellow flags on your run

>>75094139
Hulk will go wide in T1 and Perez will pass him through T2 and in the end finish P11

>>75094104
Give Bottas some time, but people let Hamilton's hateful personality get in the way of what they think of his driving. He's got worse/lazier since sitting in such a dominant car for the last few years, but the guy is quick.

>>75094127
Why are Massa and Stroll driving for Haas?

>>75094143
And yes, I'm so autistic that I actually spent 30 minutes counting Hamilton vs Kovalainen qualifying average

>>75094154
Chiming in to agree with you.

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>>75094127
>>75094135
>struggling this much

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Kimi will fix this situation he is the iceman, right
hehe

>>75094104
the gap he has with hamilton is smaller than the gap nico had with hamilton.

Isn't Kimi genuinely 40+ years old? Why the heck is he still racing?

>>75094206

LMAO no it isn't

>>75094162
Chur.

Can't stand the guy, and he needs to hone his racing skills again, but he matched Fernando 'made Schumacher quit' Alonso.

>>75094209
Paycheque. Ferrari know they can give him the classic shit Ferrari No. 2 treatment and he won't really car - and they needed someone slow enough to not really be a threat to the babby of all babbies.

>>75094209
>>75094196
He's a world champion and still possess decent skills. Probably popular with sponsors too.

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>>75094215

Is P3 now or is my stream deceiving me?

>>75094240
Now

>>75094167
Toothpastes truely BTFO

>>75094230
yeah, he got charisma why ferraris boss loves him

>>75094240
P3 was 5 and a half hours ago mate

>>75094209
>>75094230
He needs an excuse to get out of the house so he can have some time alone without his wife and kid.

>>75094240
goemorgen schat

>>75094258
Thought maybe they're doing practice sessions now because they couldn't earlier.

>>75094264
Goedemorgen!

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3283446/ministers-give-formula-one-the-green-light-to-hold-british-grand-prix-on-the-streets-of-london-to-promote-brexit-britain-around-the-world/

Could this be true?

>>75094270
>Qualfy followed by FP3
>Race on Saturday night
>Who's down for the switch up?

>>75094274
Oh this would be pretty cool! <3 I don't like Silverstone much anyway.

>>75094285
I didn't know qualifying was already done.

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>>75094285

>>75094274
>the sun
but it would actually be cool

>>75094285
>FP1 and FP2 in Bahrain next Friday
>followed by FP2 in Shanghai
>followed by race in Shanghai
>then FP3 and Quali in Bahrain
>Who's down for the switch up?

>>75093909
Schumacher

onboard is up on the f1 site for any one who cares

https://www.formula1.com/en/video.html

>>75094274
>the sun
>true
Pick one.

Also there are several good circuits in UK, no need for another shitty Formula E style street circuit.

>>75093821
What happens if there's a tie in the qualifications? Do they go out for an extra lap to determine who's faster?

>>75094346
think its first who set the time is in front

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>>75094346
Formula 1-jousting

>>75094346
whoever's girlfriend has the bigger boobs wins

>>75094346

Who ever did the time first wins.

>>75094346
The first to set it gets it. Happened last year.

>>75094346
they park at the star line and have a drag race
the first of them who set the laptime starts on the racing line

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>>75094285
To be honest, Sunday morning warm up was pretty comfy in the 90s fämälällälällälällälällälälälälälä

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>>75094351
>>75094359
>>75094370
This

>>75094346
They both have to shitpost here, who ever gets the most (you)s wins. In case of double digits you automatically win (highest dubs wins).

>>75094351
>>75094359
>>75094370
>>75094385
Thanks guys
I'd figure this is a rare occurrence though

>>75094376
back to bed Päiviö

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Just took a "payday loan" of 500 euros and bet it on Hulkenberg getting a podium tomorrow at 28 to 1. That 1000 bet on Kimi getting pole in Melbourne really wrecked my finances.

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>>75094274

>>75094518
Just add a curve around this monument in front of palace and we'll get anoter Monaco.

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>>75094514
And now I noticed other company had it 41 to 1 so I put another 500 euros on that.

>>75094514
>payday loan

JUST

>>75094400
Also may be of interest:
In 1972 the 50cc(!) motorbike world championship ended up with two riders having identical results over the year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1972_Grand_Prix_motorcycle_racing_season#1972_50_cc_Roadracing_World_Championship_final_standings
>The two riders ended the season tied with 69 points and three victories apiece. The championship was decided on aggregate times, with Nieto given the title by mere seconds.

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>>75094557
Pls no bully. Both of those companies had an offer that you don't get any interest or fees on your first loan. So as long as Hulk gets the podium and I pay back the 1000 euros within a month, I'm OK.

>>75094586
>So as long as Hulk gets the podium

kek, what suicide plans do you have lined up when everything fails?

>5 place grid penalties for Grosjean and Palmer

Top kek.

>>75094514
>>75094556
>betting
>ever

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>mfw RAI

>>75094586
He certainly has a good record in that department.

When someone says too much angle in the wings which way are they meaning the wing should go?

Using how I measure angles you were looking side on at the wing 0° would be directly above, 90° to the right ect. So to me too much angle would mean the wing is too flat, is this right?

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>>75094586

>>75094590
There are still companies that I haven't loaned from. I can probably hop from company to company for 6 months at least. And if I can't come up with 1000 euros in 6 months, I deserve to die.

>>75094624
Tomorrow is the day. Y-you'll see...

>>75094586
>not betting on le occasional podium man

I thought F1 was supposed to be different this year?

Pic of the betting slip or thou shalt not be trusted

>>75094650
It is, the cars look way better across the board. The cars are faster and drivers are talking about how much more effort it takes to drive these cars

>>75094639
no, 0° would be horizontal and 90° would be vertical

>>75094650
We've had two races without a double Merc front row. I say that's improvement.

>Palmer is 5 penalty points away from a race ban

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>AUS
.268s behind Lewis.
>CHI
.186s behind Lewis.
>BAH
.0something but still behind Lewis.

Vettel pole in Russia confirmed.

>>75094658

People here fall for the most obvious trolls.

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>>75094658
>post a screencap of the online betting sites
>"ayyy you just used inspect element to change the amounts!"

>>75094676
Bahein is notoriousa slow track with traction problems...way different from china and australia

imagine how amazing the season would be without hamilton

>>75094660
Who actually cares what the cars look and perform like when it's the same boring turds at the front?

>>75094702
It will still be amazing.

>>75094725
>hamilton at the front
>amazing

mmmk

>>75094209
>>75094230
>>75094257
>>75094260
He enjoys spreading cancer in the paddock. Even Hülkenberg bwoah'd in German TV when he was interviewed after qualifying today.

>>75094728
This is the year he dies, m8

>watching anything but the race
Are you truly this bored?

>>75094737
that would be terrible for the sport desu

consider that no one will ever shut up about senna
it'd be even more about hamilton then it is now

>>75094702
Hamilton isn't the problem, it's the fact that +20 cars in the field are complete shit.

>>75094742
>trolling 4chan

>>75094746
>Hamilton isn't the problem

t. person who got into the sport in 2014 and likes hamilton

>>75094514
>>75094556
I sincerely hope you won't win these bets. You're gonna die of an alcohol poisoning if it actually happens.

>>75094744
but he dies by getting mauled to death by his pet tiger while making a snapchat video, not on the track.

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>>75094746
Hamilton has been the problem since 2007

>>75094686
Make a photograph with timestamp

>>75094728
Remember how Red Bull took almost every fucking pole in 2010? It was still an amazing season.

>>75094752
I've been following F1 since the 80s, you clueless piece of shit.

Do you think last season would have been any better if you removed Hamilton? And what suggestion is there this season would be any better without him? Qualify your statement.

>>75093821
I missed quali guys, does it have any replay value?

Vettel beating Bottas two times in a row is pretty great desu

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>>75094754
I don't drink alcohol, m8

>>75094775
"ayyy inspect element" still applies

>>75094771
this desu

>>75094765
the sport would still never ever shut up about him for a moment

>>75094783
vettel is likeable and so was webber, thats what made it good, good drivers doing well and dominating is fine, shit drivers who are being carried by the car is not

>>75094792
does "ayyy inspect element" still apply if you attempt suicide for being a right idiot and post pics

>>75094514
idontbelieveyou.gif

Post proof.
If it turns out you're for real, seek help.

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>The Brit represents Germany and Mercedes
>The German represents Italy and Ferrari

Something is amiss here

>>75094785
It's the usual /sp/ shitposting.

>>75094792
Just post it you sober fuck.

>>75094904
>""""""""""The Brit""""""""""

>>75094746
>+20 cars in the field are complete shit
the field is 20 cars total mate

>>75094785
>Qualify your statement.
the best you'll get is hurrr he's a niggurrr

>be Gio
>crash at the end of Q1
>still get to Q2

Is Gio /ourguy/ ?

>>75094962
>be Gio
>ordered by the team (read: Ericsson's money) to crash so Marcus can stay in Q2
>still get to Q2

Put your house on Hamilton winning the title

>>75094936
Safety car.

VLN Nurburgring endurance race

3 hours left

https://livestream.com/accounts/18660046/events/7134205

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tTBgf2JBu0


>where the fuck were you on this one, German posters?

>>75094969
at the aus gp I yelled "good luck antonio" during the parade lap, he turned and gave me a thumbs up

regardless of what this thread says, hes my guy

>>75094391
If trips you have to suck the other drivers dick

>>75094994
How could he discern anyone's voice with the engine noise?

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>>75095045
>the engine noise?

>>75095045
fuck didnt mean parade lap meant the driver parade my bad sorry!

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>3 x Formula 1 World Drivers Champion (2008, 20014, 2015)
>GP2 Series Champion (2006)
>Formula 3 Euro Series Champion (2005)
>Formula Renault 2.0 UK Champion (2003)
>53 Grand Prix wins
>105 Podium Finishes
>63 Pole Positions
>31 Fastest Laps
>2,265 Career Points
>Most wins at different circuits (24)
>Beaten team mates: Nico Rosberg (x3), Jenson Button (x2), Heikki Kovalainen (x2), Fernando Alonso
>Estimated worth: £226,000,000

Apologise.

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someone's mad

>>75095180
How do I read this?

>>75095178
fuck no
he acts like he thinks hes drake
thats gonna be obnoxious to motorsport fans

>>75095180
I expected him to launch into the navy seal pasta

>>75095178
>when your team favours you and you get carried by a car to beat others

wowie, damon hill and jacques villeneuve are incredible!

>>75095158

Did you like it?

>>75095200
First assumption is that it's a telemetry comparison between his yellow lap flag and a regular fast lap. It does look like the difference was over a second to me.

>>75095045
How could he discern the engine noise with anyone's voice?

>>75095200

>braked 50 meters earlier
>was 45km/h slower
>was a full second slower

And the FIA claims he didn't slow.

>>75095208
>Beaten team mates: Nico Rosberg (x3), Jenson Button (x2), Heikki Kovalainen (x2), Fernando Alonso

Still awaiting your apology.

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>>75095209
Not at all

>>75095232
>hamilton lovers can't even read

already said the team favoured him, especially against alonso

>>75095208
>his gokart team favored him and he was carried by his car
>his formula renault team favored him and he was carried by his car
>his formula 3 team favored him and he was carried by his car
>his gp2 team favored him and he was carried by his car
>the mclaren formula one team favored him and he was carried by his car
>the mercedes formula one team favored him and he was carried by his car
So is it luck, a jewish conspiracy or does he have fantastic behind the scenes charisma in order to get the favor of the team and the best car every time?

Before you answer also remember Jews did the Black Plague so if they were behind that odds are they are also behind something like this!

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>>75095178
>

>>75095237

Don't you lie to me!

Did it makes you all tingly "down there" ?

>>75095200
>>75095217
I could very easily be wrong since I have no idea how telemetry works, but to me the top line looks like the speed of the car, the middle line is the pace and the bottom line is the acceleration input. If I'm right, it looks like he lifted way sooner and barely accelerated after that, which is obviously indicative of someone who slowed under yellow flags, making the penalty bullshit.

Does anyone have a link to Grosjean's lap?

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>>75095244
No

>>75095243
this image alone is enough to justify no apology

>>75095242
he was fucking backed by mclaren after impressing at gokarts, which plenty of shit drivers do, of course his lower formula teams favoured him, and are you implying that he wasnt carried by his car and favoured by mclaren and mercedes? do you even watch this sport?

Anyone else notice how Lewis always plays up his "poor" upbringing in interviews, then casually drops that the went to live in Italy to race and signed a contract with McLaren when he was 13? Such a phony

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>>75095243
>hiding his erection for JB by extending his hands 4" in front of his pubis

>>75095253
>>75095237
>>75095158
I saw scarjo ghost in the shell by paying full price at the cinema.
I liked it so much I went back again and paid full price at the cinema.
I give it a solid 7.5/10...

I'm not even lying or being ironic.

Now fuck off back to /a/.

>>75095253
Riko > Ako

What happens if the heli can't see at race time?

>>75095243
>t. gunsnroses666 commented: le fuckin hate bieber!!!! bring back real music!!!!!

>>75095269
fuck dude
that hurt to read

>>75095257
so you went with option (b) jewish tricks

good choice,
doesn't change the fact that alonso is overrated

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>>75095232
>>Beaten team mates: Jenson Button

>>75095253

Liar.

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>>75095232
>>75095290
Are we doing this now?

>>75095290
>2010 does not exist

>>75095269

W E E B
E
E
B

>>75095306
>>75095290
>posting the two season he was literally sabotaged by his team because he was becoming too powerful

>>75095243
Fuck i would love to be a sniper in camo gear hiding in the bushes with a loaded sighted rifle and pick off these two fuckers

>>75095309
On the contrary, I think. GitS movie is normiecore and /a/ hates it.

>>75095309
>calling me a weeb for enjoying the Hollywood version
you don't know what weeb means

>>75095257
>there is some motorsport-wide conspiracy to favour hamilton for no real reason
sorry Wesley but he was just better

>>75095290
>>75095306
hamilton dickriders absolutely btfo

>>75095269
you liked it so much you saw it twice, yet you give it 7.5/10?

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ABH is a mental disorder.

Very sad.

>>75095323
>le justin beiber is the worst
>le hamilton is the worst and gay
fuck off back to plebbit
hamilton is as good driver and deserves your respect
justin beiber is a legitimate musical artist and you don't need to enjoy his music but you can still respect his professional accomplishments

>>75095339
hamilton dickriders make our distate for hamilton worse

or they turn neutrality into negativity

I would recommend GitS purely on the visuals alone if you're into cyberpunk settings at all.

>>75095343
it's a visual feast but it[s shallow and dumbs down the plot to robotcop

>>75095355
hamilton is literally perfect to them, all they do is go on about how amazing he is and then get btfo when we point out that hes shit

I fucking hate hamilton

>>75095367
I dont think hes shit

I just think hes fucking annoying and so are his fans

>>75095369
hamilton is in the bottom group of drivers on the current grid yet has 3 world championships, its a sad state of affairs with the sport really and does put a stain on it

>>75095367
>and then get btfo when we point out that hes shit

*breathes in*
>3 x Formula 1 World Drivers Champion (2008, 20014, 2015)
>GP2 Series Champion (2006)
>Formula 3 Euro Series Champion (2005)
>Formula Renault 2.0 UK Champion (2003)
>53 Grand Prix wins
>105 Podium Finishes
>63 Pole Positions
>31 Fastest Laps
>2,265 Career Points
>Most wins at different circuits (24)
>Beaten team mates: Nico Rosberg (x3), Jenson Button (x2), Heikki Kovalainen (x2), Fernando Alonso
>Estimated worth: £226,000,000

guys hamiltons shit
he only has 3 world championships when he should really have 6 right now if he wasn't complete and utter shit

>there is a multiverse where hamilton won every championship from 2007 until now
>and trump didn't win
we are lucky to be in this timeline

if Hamilton really is shit why does the top F1 team continue to spend millions on him?
they have all the telemetry data, they can easily compare him to others

>>75095351
7/10 trollpost

>>75095407
marketability, also when hes not fucking everything up or having a hissy fit hes fast

>>75095390
>>Estimated worth: £226,000,000

Estimated tax not paid: £101,000,000

S C U M B A G
C
U
M
B
A
G

>>75095406
>there is a multiverse where Giedo van der Garde got that Sauber seat

We are in the worst timeline desu

>this is the timeline where hamilton wins tomorrow
>this is the timeline where hamilton becomes world champion in the last ever formula 1
>this is the timeline where thanks to ZOG tricks a normal trump timeline gets quantum entangled with a parallel hillary ww3 timeline and it becomes a rare trump ww3 timeline
honored to be sharing this timeline with you lads ;_;7

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quick morning race snack ideas shops still open

>>75095413
Fug that was the wrong thread

There are 5 threads. wew lad

>>75095545

Jerki

>>75095545
tim tams, lammingtons, pav, parma, sanga.

>>75095545
waffles

>Alonso:"Today it was one of the best laps in my career"

Weeew, those anti-depressants sure are effective as fuck, what brand do you think McLel feeds him?

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>>75095545
oatmeal and banana because that's the healthy choice. Since it's sunday I'll alow one poffertje.

>>75095598
It's his usual tactic - making himself look as good as possible no matter how good he actually is. It's part of the reason he has such a big fanbase since people genuinely fall for it.

>>75095598
i want what hes having

>>75095598
>Alonso walks across the paddock and avoids tripping on a stone
"that was the best short walk of my career"

>>75095598

Do you even realise what he's doing?
Everything is politics with Alonso.

He's using every opportunity to say "I'm an amazing driver, in my prime, this car is shit and is holding me back".
He even claimed Melbourne was the "best drive of his career".

>>75095619
if his lap was average/bad then woffel is an atrocious driver who should be ashamed of himself

>>75095643
Didn't someone say here that Vandoorne STILL doesn't have the Australia spec car? The difference between the specs is huge.

>>75095619

Yeah but it can work if do a pole or a great race, if he gets p13 and says it's the best quali of his life he looks like an idiot

>>75095643

>implying they have the same spec car

Woffel has the same spec car used in pre-season testing.
Alonso has an upgraded version.

>>75095660
if they can prove that then ill listen but I havnt heard that from anyone else anywhere at all

>>75095672
substantiate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcLAd5cdfOc

>>75095688
what a stupid track desu

>>75095639

That's clear but as I said before replying to Romania, if you say it for a P13 or some other bornig race you did you look just stupid

>>75095663
He already is an idiot, that's kinda the point. It doesn't stop a lot of fans from being similarly stupid though.

>>75095683
Yeah I'm still waiting for that too.

>>75095688
>that one yellow car who just gained a billion positions

>>75095698
Symmons Plains is meme as fuck.

>>75095717
sidenote

has anyone here seen V8SC in person

the pop they make is fucking deafening its great

>>75095688
>tfw no explosions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXSlomTS_yo

>>75095750
>this will never happen to hamilton and kill him making sure we never have to deal with his cunt self again

he would never be jerked off like senna and his death would go the way of bianchi because people know he is shit

>>75095698
>>75095712
>>75095717

wasn't even the only smash on that straight today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsYlAsSIr14

>>75095688
ARRGGHHHHHHH BIGA MOTU CRASHA!!

>>75095700

You're missing his retard logic, anon.

It's his way of saying:
>this car is so bad, that even the '''''best driver in F1'''', driving the best race of his life, could only manage 13th

>>75095688

>wait a minute that commentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAjtTurqWrk

>>75095390
As you can see that doesn't turn a shitniger into a human

>>75095732

Haven't seen them since Indy 2003, but back then I thought they sounded shit.
They were just harsh and loud.

>>75095858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k0TGQQptFs

>>75095895
thats a hell of a long time ago man

I saw them at albert park this and last year and theyre not bad
but the if you sit in the braking zone the exhaust pop will hurt your ears

>>75095894
wow racist much?
the year 1942 called they want their ideologies back!

listen you're probably new here but we don't take too kindly to racism or using the n-word
ok, thanks xD

>>75095894
Meanwhile Kvyat wraps yet another car round a lamppost.

>>75094167
does anyone know where this pic comes from?

>>75095894
>the genetic superhuman and European legacy that was nico rosberg needed german sabotage to win the championship against a quote unquote "shitniger"

>>75096030

Somewhere Dutch.
>>75094127

>>75095732
yeah I go most years when they're at Barbagallo.

It's a shit hole and I can't believe they spent money upgrading it instead of building a new circuit, but I like the sound.
>>75095858
Classic.

>>75095545
VOIPUUSTI

So I'm hearing some people say that double yellows in qualifying now imply abandoning your lap entirely. What's the point then? Why not just throw out the red flag? It's the same thing in effect now, you're just giving people less time to do laps, which is an unnecessary element of randomness.

>McLaren is unironically worse than Sauber

How is that even possible?

>0.001s
heh

>>75096103
>How is that even possible?

Because: Ericsson > Alonso

>>75096103
It's rumored that Vandoorne still doesn't have the same spec as Alonso, which would make his car much slower and thus the worst on the grid.

>>75096104
>beats Valtteri by 0.01 just to fuck with him

Vettel is easily the most /cheeky/ driver in F1

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>>75096116
substantiate or stop spouting bullshit

>>75096103
GIO MAGIC

>>75096103
Honduh

>>75096103
italian tactics
put it lap early and then fuck over everyone doing their last lap before the timer ends

What's the verdict on Bottas?

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>>75095545
Homemade soft pretzels