/heem/ pearl gonzalez edition

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Have you thanked Based Jacare today /heem/?

TYBJ

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punished chris edition

Brendan Schaub is the greatest podcaster of all time.

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is Moose finally coming out of his shell?

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>>75086876
heminder, the cuck is a cheating FRAUD.

What should Weidman do after losing tomorrow night?

Retire? Go up to LHW?

>>75086812
>confirmed implants
Is she still people's girl?

lmao im glad you have a new crush little guy lol

>>75086904
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE

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>>75086939
it really is pathetic isnt it bud

>>75086913
Looks exactly the same but right has better lighting.

Punished DC has embraced the darkness

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>>75086964

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> Cosplays at her weigh ins
> Good sense of humor
> Pretty good fighter
> Actually a fun fighter to watch

Is she /our/ girl /heem/?

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JON

I WAS JUST COVERING MY JUNK

JON

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID

WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID

>>75086919
LHW is the best option. I reckon he can be top 5 there.

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What are your favorite excuses people love to use to excuse fighters they like as not being juicers?

Mine is, "It's just the lighting"

>>75087009
delusional at best

>>75086959
its sad man. hes probably lonely

>>75087026
Horse meat

>>75086876
he looks like drugged out corey feldman

i really want him to walk out to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZX7UJSXCiU

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https://youtu.be/vpXCs9E1aZI?t=4m10s

jones on DC's weigh-in cheating, completely BTFO

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>>75087026
racism

>>75087026
>he looks smaller because he wants to cut less weight!
>muh IVS

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we /pearl/?

>>75087026
tainted supplements

>>75087026
>Its all hard wook

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i definitely /pearl/

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>>75086913
>ray longo fighter

gee how'd you know

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what did the ufc mean by THIS?

>>75087026
Weidman has never been caught, unlike Anderson Silva, Jon Jones, Alistair Overeem and Yoel Romero

>>75087026
>"It's not like I've ever been caught before, ahaha"

>>75087091
without the roids serra would look exactly like norton

>>75087091
What am I looking at

is aldana free money? chookagian sucks so bad

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>>75087127
injection marks

>>75087047
This must be what happens when you're surrounded by yes men.

>>75087130
Aldana got destroyed by Leslie Smith despite being a 3/1 favorite. How you finna think she's free money? Also Chookagian isn't bad at all.

>>75087130
Yeah dude Leslie Smith is a world beater after all lol

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>>75087120

O baby.

>>75087142
Back 2 redditt

>>75087142
I thought they inject in their ass. Why abs?

>>75087142
maybe he just took dengue vaccine

why is alves vs cote so far down the card? why didnt they throw it on the main card?

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>>75087127
injection marks

michelle waterson is a roider btw

>>75087120
>pearl's right hand
when you can't decide if you wanna be a lady or butch

>>75086913
His arms and biceps have shrunk considerably.

But seriously, literally everyone is on steroids. It's just a matter of if you get caught or not.

>>75087178
APPLEBEE'S

>>75087179
shes fighterfluid

Bros how drunk do you get for big fights

I usually would smoke weed but I found it would make it hard to watch especially if it was like Chris Weidman vs Luke rockhold where it was just a beat down, watched that high out of my mind and just felt sick for the chris, I could feel every blow he took from Luke

>>75087183
>literally everyone is on steroids

I refuse to believe this. Why take dietary supplements then.

>>75087172
2nd fight to kick off the main card.

>>75087201
Josh Barnett and Ben Rothwell popping for roids is all the proof you need.

>>75087164
fuck off yank

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Post clean fighters

>>75087201
idiot

>>75086847
Based Jakky

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Jon Jones' voice appears suddenly in your ear.

>Hey pussy, are you still there?

You reply with:

>I am, I am

>>75087213
Because those fat slobs need steroids. They wouldn't hack it in the NFL because they're just big fucks that work har. If it weren't for mma they'd be doing something autistic.

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>>75087198
I like to get thoroughly stoned for fights but like to only have a slight alcohol buzz so I can focus and remember the fights while still enjoying the fuck out of them

>>75087239
The way Jon says it is the best part of the clip.

>>75087221
dude on the left looks like the guy from the movie Victoria

>>75087204
ahh ok its listed different on mmafighting, I dont know why I didnt just check ufc.com

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How much longer is horse face going to duck Valentina? Why does she continue to fight atomweight moms?

>>75087239
why would you ever admit you are a pussy???

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>>75087248
>Jones: [long pause] You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that, right?

>>75087241
>If it weren't for mma they'd be doing something autistic

Like working a normal job?

Dumb ass little kid

>>75087241
>Because those fat slobs need steroids
So do the rest of the UFC. The ones who get caught are just too lazy to hide it, like Frank Mir saying it was kangaroo meat like nigga are you serious? It's clear he's a juicer but he just got complacent about.

>>75087255
idiot

So if I got it right Rumble said on Fox that didnt know he was 203.8 and his scale must have been off

Some strange things happen with these scales dont you think

>>75087223
>>75087279
why ur so rude?

>>75087151
>>75087152
casuals detected

>>75087293
why ur so hued?

>>75087289
im too lazy to sort it all out but i think rumble was saying the scale backstage that they 'test weight' themselves with was off

dc towelgate is still real

>>75086904
MOOSE WITH A NOOSE

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joanna is on video saying she is objectively the best striker in the entire UFC

she is taller than valentina

why is joanna ducking her?

joanna believes guns should be banned

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>>75087265
>Why don't you tell this people here what you said to me backstage?
>What?
>That I'm the biggest pussy you ever met and you want me to suck your dick
>What? I can't hear you
>That I'm the biggest pussy you ever met and you want me to suck your dick
>He actually said it twice

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>>75087320
valentina and joanna fought 3 times already and valentina won every time

>>75087279
You're rude and I don't like you

>>75087350
pay for that stolen copy of photoshop

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>>75087332
LO JONES TOLD HIM TO SUCK HIS DICK HE IS SO COOL

>>75087265
>YOU THINK IM JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND MAKE THE WEIGHT WITHOUT THAT TOWEL, JON? IM FROM AKA, JON!

>>75087350
i think that's the point m8. why does joanna go scary goblin mode to fight 115. if her striking is so based go play with the big girls, valentina does and she's smaller

https://youtu.be/OflCKNiayr4

Conors trash talk is really overrated. Wtf was he on about with Chad rearranging joses face as well?

>>75087356
y r u harassing me?

>>75087178
me on the left

>>75087376
you've made 600 pngs you're taking everything photoshop developers have worked for motherfucker

>>75087361
>Magrega fan berating anyone for trash talking

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Calendarbro start the predictions. We need someone to goof them tomorrow night.

>>75087243

That seems ideal haha I'll probably that

>DC spent years calling Jones cheater
>will be forever know as the towlie cheat

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>>75087390
in college i used to sell installations of photoshop for $50. what you gonna do about it?

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>this is a professional "athlete" in the netherlands

lmao

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>>75087332
DC is too pure for this world

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>>75087416
picks were already taken :)))))))

>>75087432
That's how alpha males stand, nerd.

>>75086812
weres the Picks POST

>>75087432
He would destroy you 1v1

>>75087465
Everyone important got their picks in already. Get lost!

>>75087432
his head posture is kinda bad but his back is fine

its natural to have a curved upper back like that, some have it more than others but this is definetely not something you'd consider kyphotic (besides from his upper vertebrae in the neck maybe)

your upper back has to be somewhat curved for the scapula to function normally

YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK JON

>The goof who takes picks but never goofs them is not here

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>If he shows up December 12th, the division will be KILT, like I predicted.

>And then it's on to the 155 "stuck in the mud" division

>>75087375
>>75087375
that was a close fight and chad landed some bombs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceg9qaBBBrg

>>75087522
he took picks on monday and tuesday

>>75086812
>literally wearing a pearl necklace

>>75087559
>taking picks before the weigh in

what a goof

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This exchange elicited audible keks. How you gonna talk smack this way to the dude that wrecked you?

[Scene: "Go Big" press conference, a dozen or more fighters on the stage spaced out at tables with microphones]

>Chad "Moisturized" Mendes: Let's make a bet here. If you... if you have the fuckin balls to do anything [Conor McGregor interrupts]

>Conor: How much? With that half a million?. You making bets with that half a million I gave you? 48 thousand you went from! 48 thousand to a half a million. BE GRATEFUL.

>Chad: Blah blah blah. Are you done? Are you done fuckin talking now? Take this fight on two weeks notice with me motherfucker and I'll whoop your ass.

>Conor: Two weeks, three weeks ... [stifles laughter]. I BUTCHERED your face [laughs]. I KO'd you, you were curled up like a bitch. [Turns to face Chad directly] You were curled up like a bitch. I butchered your body you couldn't even lift your hands up... you couldn't even lift your hands up.

>[Chad mocks him]

>Conor: You can do that all you want but at the end of the day the knockout speaks for itself.

>>75087677
no one cares burger boy

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fresh motivation for all my /pearl/ bros out there

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>>75087233
good post my dude

>>75086847
>>75087711
keep doing god's work anon

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>>75087708
fixed

>>75087708
she looks like a famous celebrity but i cant figure out who it is. its driving me crazy

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Could just grasping at the edge of a towel really take 1.2lbs off your weight?

>>75087748
Looks like a house cleaning lady

>>75087170
Go read about them. Bloody Cucks did a good article about it.

Even Conrad has them.

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>>75087761
i figured it could but i thought it was just meme'ing but i have a digital scale so i decided to try it
>regular weigh in 180.6
>double check regular 180.6
>rest one hand on sink while weighing in
>174.8

that shit is wild. there's no weigh the towel didnt make a difference. i legit tried my best not to put weight on my hand and just rest it but i still went down 6 pounds. DC knew what he was doing

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>>75087760
bargainbin version of these two?

*revs up sperg*

>>75087761
Regardless of whether or not it works, who cares? 1 pound of weight cut makes no fucking difference to the fight, our main event is saved

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>>75087795

Good to know my man.

Now that I no longer feel guilty making fun of Cormier, please rate my fresh OC (pic related).

>>75087865
*portions dip*
*wears 5x walmart tardshirt*
*puts on ultra heavy gi*
*does laps*
*gets heart attack*

we can only hope

>>75087913

*lives in custom built house*
*owns successful business*
*makes infant daughter smile*
*kisses wife*

hows that instead bud lmao

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>>75088016

>>75088029
you wish the OP mattered bud


you WISH

>>75088016
Id rather not kiss my somali cousin. what was the dowry? a goat and a bag of wheat?

>>75086992
Is her race baiting trolling and shit talking or is she really female Tyrone? Until I figure that out I cant decide if she is my girl.

>>75088069
lol still on about that eh

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>>75088072
>whenever someone points out something wrong its racebaiting
>you have a couple of retarded crazies so all your claims are irrelevant

>>75086992
i read all her tweets in wanda syke's voice

>>75088177
*pushes you down and you hit the gravel with a thud*

>be DC
>cheat to make weight
>lose anyway

>be autist
>hate based dc
>rationalize him losing
>he wins
>repeat

>>75088221
>gravel with a thud
>snowy zoophiles in charge of knowing what gravel sounds like

>>75086876
Looks like GoddessBunny

>>75088266
Jones
>SUPER cheater
>psycho
>compulsive liar
>people love him

DC
>great guy
>great fighter with heart and an amazing chin
>people hate him

>>75088284
are you fuckin stupid bud?

have you ever seen a gravel road in your life or do you live in the city and you've legit never left? lmao what a fuckin fairy

>be DC fan
>also a fat bitch
>rationalize him cheating
>DoubleCheeseburger gets heemed
>b but he saved the main event guise

>>75088355
based serbia

>>75087891
quality pic

>>75088355
>great fighter with heart and an amazing chin

>>75088355
mj has all of those traits and worse including killing his father, people still love him

comes down to being a god

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Who /Pearl/ here?

>>75088416
>being a god
>roided up lanklet eyepoker that would get massacred by any of the top 3 under USADA and new rules

>>75086876
damn he looks fucking horrible
>betting before weigh ins

>>75088360
Do all canadians in the country just own a pile of gravel? Youre not the first canadian thats talked about gravel roads

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*portions Chronic traumatic encephalopathy*

>>75088503
i have a lot of money on weidman dc win

if they happen to lose i make it back on mousasi win+rumble first round ko

>>75087120
negress in the middle can get it.

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>couldnt finish a one armed osp in 25 minutes

>>75088520
I'm not gonna lie man, I do own a big pile of gravel for filling in potholes in my driveway.

are gravel roads not common down there?

>>75088532
terrible bets

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>>75088560

>>75088561
rumble has 0 hope of winning

just saw dc weigh in, cunt was putting weight on the towels how did they not notice?

>>75088603
This is a great image.

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>chris weidmans head is fucked he cant even be around the house while his wife cooks breakfast cause the noise fucks him up
>keeps losing
>slow and flabby
he is done for but it is still not too late to join the team. sad really, especially when he is broke and slurring his words.

>>75088603
nice banana tits

Joe's announcing at weigh ins is underrated

did anyone else find it odd that several fighters were exactly 0.2lbs below weight?

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after that towel incident i am now a DCmissile, fuck jon jones

If you haven't been training for a minimum of 5 years including a dedicated s&c program then your opinion on who is natty or not is worthless.

>>75088727
When joe is fired what do you think will happen? replace him with DC and Cruz? Seems like it as of right now.

>>75088431
Unph

>>75088763
I think rumble being 1.2 under and DC being 1.2 over is the most suspicious

>>75088811
fuck off nerd

>>75087120
Pearl reminds me of Orchid from SNES street fighters

>>75088763
>>75088818
So what are you implying?

>>75088818
yeah that was super sketch, especially with a digital scale. I was wondering if they have some custom logic in there that they can change on the fly

but even weidman and mousasi were both exactly 0.2lbs light. that is fucking uncommon, these guys aren't amateurs and they aren't cutting an extra fifth of a pound for no reason, that scale was fucky I think

>>75088811
>Unph
kill yourself

>>75088845
i agree, the scale was probably off

If DC wins Jones will step in the octagon and tie a towel around him instead of the belt

>>75088903
jones wont go into the octogon

>>75088831
You mean killer instinct and yeah I agree.

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Ladds, isn't it obvious what happened? Cormier was 1.2 pounds over the first try and 205 only minutes later. Next Rumble weighs in 1.2 pounds under 205. He was even surprised that he was so light, in the embedded he said it was a hard cut this time. Somebody offset the scale by 1.2 pounds to ensure Cormier would make weight.

>>75089011
yeah the two people next to dc holding the towel did it

>>75088804

Cruz is fine. If he gets more energetic joe-ish commentary then even better

>>75089011
it's a crowded room, full of journalists of all people. you don't think ariel's schnoz would've picked up on something that juicy?

>>75089051
I was implying someone from the commission or something along thos elines

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>>75088521

>>75089076
It was a digital scale, they could have done it remotely.

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>>75089089
My man, good to see you. What took you so long?

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wgaf about 1 pound, Moose vs Weidman is the make or break fight for both of their careers. Weidman is already going the way of Mark Coleman so if he loses this his entire life is pretty much ruined. I predict he gets Vitor'd, as the ghost of all the Huezilian careers he ended finally catch up to him.

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>>75089143
Was out with my dad watching the Heat game.

>>75089159
Does he know that you post pictures of another mans family online 24/7?

so are chicks that face her allowed to wear sockem boppers over their tits to make it even

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>Dan Cormier takes 2 weigh in close together.
>First time weighs in 1.2lbs over.
>Second time righ on weight.
>Then Johnson weighs in... 1.2lbs under.

Suspicious much?

>>75089091
lol I guess it's possible. Occam's razor for me, though. I think he just shifted a bit of his weight using the towel or the scale was initially off.

he would've been granted an additional two hours to make weight, though, so he was definitely going to be fighting for the belt regardless

>>75089221
http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/19102053/daniel-cormier-takes-two-attempts-make-weight-ufc-210-light-heavyweight-title-fight-anthony-johnson

should of provided link

>>75089178
>>75089226
autism

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>>75089175
It's easy to contort what I contribute to /heem/ and make it sound foolish. My dad knows I'm a huge fan. He got me a TFATK shirt for my birthday. He knows I'm a huge Schaub fan.

>>75089296
sad, you must actually have autism or something

>>75089267
do you really believe that Rumble "accidentally" cut an extra 1.2lbs?

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Remember me guys?

>>75089296

>My dad

now you've gone and done it

>>75089267
I know what you mean. I dont completely believe it, i just think its possible and crazier things have been done with less at stake. Plus like>>75089347
said, why would Rumble be so light when in the Embedded he said, "It was the hardest one yet" when talking to DC about the wight cut.

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>p-please buy the ppv

>>75089347
>>75089267
>>75089408
>why would Rumble be so light when in the Embedded he said, "It was the hardest one yet"
Suspicious as fuck. Give him a warning and if he cuts another lb off miraculously take away a point.

>>75087677
That was 10 clean significant strikes to finish. Gooby bless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhRAJIha7g

OUR GOD HAS SPOKEN
PAPER CHAMPS SIT THE FUCK DOWN

>>75089519
I think it's hilarious that DC supposedly cut 1.2lbs in literally two minutes and everyone is just cool with it

>>75089296
hey bro let's get together for ufc 210

im in ft lauderdale but i can drive up

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_7eh4IzAEk

>Rumble states that he would never strip down for a weigh in

>drives this truck

hmmm

>>75089296
you post the same pictures of the same guy multiple times a day on a chinese kite flying board, how is that not foolish, you are a fool and an autistic one at that.

>>75089686
you're just pissed that he hangs out with his old man

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>nobody I know watches MMA
>watch every PPV alone

>>75089678
Roids make small dicks. He's got to compensate somehow.

>>75089703
Live stream your reactions as you watch ppv fights

>>75089563
I don't know, he definitely cheated but so does most fighters when they grab the cage, eye poke, hit the nuts, whatever. It's a small amount of weight, He wasn't going to miss weight with his 2 extra hours. The question for me is did someone re-calibrate the scale to help him cheat or did he just go backstage, puke, and then hold as much weight as possible on the 2 towels. They shouldn't of allowed him to hold the towels. He got away with one and I'm just hyped to see the fight.

>>75089703
>Looking after my mates apartment tomorrow with another mate
>Buying 1.5g of coke, 1g of MDMA and a Q of weed all while watching 210
feelsgoodman

>>75089738
is this a serious suggestion?
Just goto bdubs.

>>75089745
sounds gay as fuck

>>75086992
>not allowed to fight with implants
wait, am I missing something here? doesn't meisha tate have implants?

>>75089741
I feel the same way. I'm just glad it's a title fight. That would have sucked a dick

and I think there might be a configurable offset in there for the scale. I doubt they would usually do shit like that but the main event getting fucked up on this card would be a godamn disaster

>>75089745
>gonna lick my cuddleboi's feet while we watch 210
i-i hope he likes the fights

>>75087197
underrated

>>75089764
>go to bww
>packed as fuck
>buy a pitcher of beer
>drink it all by myself
>spend the rest of the night away from everyone
>leave early
>crash my car
>die

Sounds like a plan

Guys, maybe DC just took a monster dookie.

>>75089745
>doing MDMA alone in an apartment with another guy

>>75089745
Sounds fun. I hope your mate stimulates your prostate

>>75089837
I've never done it, what's bad about this

>>75089853
it's a sex party drug, for raves and orgys not sitting in an apartment with another dude watching naked guys grapple

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>>75089837
sounds like something Schaub and Callen would do

>>75089875
so he wants to give the dude the ol DC is what you're saying

>>75089875
>>75089837
That's not necessarily true. I've taken MDMA many times, mostly pill form, while in an apartment with my friends. It's good for raves, but many times I've sat and watched UFC while being fucked off my head on MDMA.

>>75089875

>MDMA
>sex drug

I mean, it's fine for sex too but it's more about non-sexual love and physical contact. If you feel super horny on mdma it's probably got some speed or something in it

>doing drugs ever

>>75089936
Definitely this. To me, MDMA is about feeling more spiritually connected to the people around you and a sense of wellbeing to your surroundings. It's not just for raving, the reason why it's so good for raving is because you feel like you belong in that particular environment and want to dance your ass off

>>75089967
>being a virgin

>>75089967
>not doing drugs
you must be the highlight of the party

>>75089936
>it's more about non-sexual love and physical contact

that's 100 times more gay

>>75089982
it's 2017 homie you don't have to explain what you and your boy do in private. good on both ya

>>75090010
>being so insecure you can't admit you share a friendly bond with the people you surround yourself with
do you even have friends

>>75090010
i bet you dont even get under the covers with your friends while watching the fights

your life must be terrible lad

>>75090066
>>75090010
honest question, do you watch UFC alone?

>>75089745
Mixing mdma and coke is a waste. Coke just sobers you right up. They have no synergy at all.

what a CLEVER TRICK

>>75090090
Me and some lads meet up at the local bathhouse for every event

>>75090097
We'll most likely sniff the coke first, then move onto the MDMA

average reach with regards to height?

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>>75089875
what's wrong with that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_TITLLhfrs

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>>75090135

>>75090256
haha!

>>75089678
gonna need new tires soon better win dat belt

>>75090260
boss

>>75088849
I actually train, you?

>>75090256
kek

>friday night comfy /heem/
this is when all the normie goofs are out dancing and kissing girls haha what a bunch of fags

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Heem rate my boys

>>75089741
It's definitely different if the athletic commission is involved since the whole reason they supposedly exist is to make sure events like this are safe and well-regulated. Not that it's new, GSP was allowed to weigh in heavy in Canada, Cyborg had her 2 pound bra, etc. etc.

The other issue is that weigh-ins got moved back earlier in the day for "fighter safety" and now tons of fighters are missing weight. I don't know if they're trying to cut more, fucking up the timing, or what, but the number of fighters missing weight has clearly gone way up. Not trying to absolve Nurmagomedov for his share of the blame, but I doubt he would've been rushed to the hospital without the new timing.

>>75090481
>mousasi choi
nice
>redneck bogan
nah

>>75090481
that is a good group of lads except for Poosasi

>>75090481

lose pedro and you're good

>>75090481
For sure my Mt.Rushmore 100%, I've trained with them as well balls deep

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>>75090260

>>75090505
>poosasi
t. weidpoo

since the comission must have been in on it, why wouldnt they hold a second obscured towel for him to hold?

they have to have been involved, because pushing the towel would have made all kinds of fluctuations and shit and it would be somewhat tough to get it nailed on 205 exactly, they would have noticed

>>75089563
The people holding the towel for DC were UFC guys, so Dana or someone probably made the call for him to do it. Everyone who could have done something about it had a lot to lose if the fight was called off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWWhWfQUBKI&feature=share

Lads, rate my mate's performance
He's the red

I've been completely busy with work and out of the loop these past few weeks.

What's all this about DC cheating?

>>75090503
Knight always comes in to scrap and has a good ground game. You might be underrating him.
>>75090507
I was on the edge of calling him my boy. Im taking a risk in getting him early in the boy stocks. I think its a good investment, his chin is suspect tho.

>>75090577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNNfYU_019s

On the 2nd weigh in attempt he's pushing down on the towel to make himself weigh less. It was only 1.5 pounds but it was pretty obvious.

>>75090412
>kys
>but i train tho

do you have some kind of mental defect?

>>75090577
DC came in 1.2 punds heavier making him ineligible for a championship fight. 2 minutes later he comes back to weigh in agian and is on weight. Rumble comes along and is 1.2 pounds under the limit. Also towel gate.

>>75090563
I thought the towel was sketchy too when I first watched it, but I think they fucked with the digital scale itself. I don't think Rumble just accidentally lost an extra 1.2lbs.

>>75090577
>>75090641
When interviewed later he said he was holding the towel so people "didn't see his junk" even though pushing the towel down makes it easier to see his junk. And on the first attempt he clearly couldn't give a shit about anyone seeing his junk

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>>75087421
>Jones does coke, PEDs and """"dick pills""""
>Somehow this is comparable to pushing down a towel to shed off 1.2lbs for a championship fight and saving a card

Swear to G-d, you Jonesfags are the most autistic, hypocritical pieces of manlet pooskin shit I've ever seen.

I'd advise you to consider suicide, the lot of you, but knowing what kind of backbone you (don't) have it's certain you lack the willpower to do so.

>>75090664
That could be it too. I was gonna say how the fuck do all these professional fighters have broken scales? You'd think theyd make sure their scales were perfectly calibrated

>>75090571
not good desu

very sloppy, poor technique, jumping back while reaching down and forward with both hands for a low kick was just terrible

>>75090698
There's literally nothing wrong with doing coke. They're all on PEDs. Jones probably has ED from having overused his dick so much when he was champion.

DC is a fat cheater who WILL lose tomorrow

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>>75090739
>This kind of legitimately autistic cognitive dissonance
You people are hopeless. That's a mental manlet if I ever saw one my nigga, get help lmao.

Don't give a fuck of DC loses anyway, he's still my boy and already has cemented himself as a >NATTY< GOAT.

>>75090765
Literally not an argument, cuck.

>>75086876
looks like tom cruise after the accident in vanilla sky

>>75090664
Rumble coming in underweight by exactly the amount Cormier needed to burn off is too remarkable a coincidence for me to believe. I wonder if there's footage of the scale between Cormier's first and second attempts.

>>75090571
He looked really stiff in the beginning. Definitely needs work on his ground game or some goof is going to submit him. 0:59 gave up his back and almost cost him his fight. He just needs more experience. He didnt give up though, so not bad for an amateur fight.

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>Most finishes in Zuffa, LLC (UFC, Pride, WEC, Strikeforce) history (21)
>Most first round finishes in Zuffa, LLC (UFC, Pride, WEC, Strikeforce) history (17)
>Most wins through kicks in Zuffa, LLC (UFC, Pride, WEC, Strikeforce) history (8)
>Most head kicks knockouts in Zuffa, LLC (UFC, Pride, WEC, Strikeforce) history (4)
>Second most knockouts in Zuffa, LLC (UFC, Pride, WEC, Strikeforce) history (18)
>Second most knockdowns landed in Zuffa, LLC (UFC, Pride, WEC, Strikeforce) history (19)

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Thoughts?

>>75090900
Look at that fuckin nobody, riding coach like the fuckin nobody she is.

>>75090900
was this girl on Chopped recently? If so she cute.

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>>75090900

>>75090739
y-you do know that Jones was flagged for doping and steroids throw off your natural hormonal balance so you need to take dick pills to get hard right?
>he unironically gets flagged for dick pills too

>>75090647
>train
No.

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>he's posting the monkey girl again

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That was very dirty Daniel.

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>>75091039

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>>75091018
Megan bless

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>>75091080

>>75090890
cowboy has headkick knockouts

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>>75091089

>>75090890
You rip this from the K-1 YouTube account? Pretty fucking choice. The old K-1 heavyweight stuff is just great.

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What went wrong?

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>>75091235
Roo meat.

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>>75091224
Just rip spicy bangers I find on youtube mostly

>>75087677
I can't believe you left off the
>That KO speaks for itself and you hit the deck like a bitch

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>>75091180

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>>75091275
Man, Le Banner is fucking huge, completely forgot about how big that nigga was. When fighting Bonjasky, Schilt and Choi.

You got one from that fight where he got this massive swelling on his head / face?

Wish me luck faggots

Will compete today in grappling boiiiis

I will get rekt in the first match probs

Is it true Pearl's a coalburner?

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>>75091333
As long as you gain experience and get better - it is never a loss.

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>>75091326
I've seen the pictures floating around but havn't watched the fight yet

I'll make a webm when I get to it

>>75091333
Good luck bud. Don't be heroic and tap to locks though. Make sure to let us know how you did.

>>75091333
NEVER
FUCKING
TAP

BITCHES TAP

>>75091333
be careful

neckcranks n shit will fuck up ur spine

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>>75090900
>>75091089
>>75091302
are all women in this day and age attention whores with social media, really activates my almonds

>>75091349
you know shes not white right?

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>>75091333
Good luck, but more importantly be safe and have fun out there, lithbro.