ONLY HOCKEY GAME ON GAME THREAD

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Le petite village de Tampon Gay are gonna miss the ploffs and all the banwagonners are gone

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M-meme magic go

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We are counting on you French canadiens to win!

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>>75085465
you realize the Islanders have the tiebreaker on us? You don't need us to lose at all.

is this Maple Leafs elimination day?

>>75085674
No that's Sunday

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GO HABS GO
the defence should be interesting tonight

I'm conflicted. I want the Habs to beat the Clots, but I don't want the Laffs in the playoffs.


Also, anyone else get the feels when you see Madam Beliveau?

Anyone know if Ginette Reno is coming back for the playoffs this year?

>>75086044
I hope so.

>No Diamond tonight
Aww.

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>no diamond for the last home game

This fuck just butchered the anthem and should kill himself

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>this disgusting French accent

just don't even sing the fucking national anthem if you can't get somebody to do it right.

Do it Bolts

>>75085674
>>75086030

I hope they make the ploffs tbqh. A Leafs/Habs series would be so great

>>75086084
I think it'll wind up being bruins vs habs in the second round, no way can the laffs beat the caps

>>75086049

She's so fucking qt with her big ass teeth

>>75086070
Thanks Slovakia
My surname is Slovakian and I have no idea how to pronounce it

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>>75086101
>tfw

>>75086095

Yeah I wish the seeding would have stayed the same as it was last week. The Habs would have either played the Sens or Laffs in the second round. Can't go wrong with those matchups, it would have been based as fuck either way

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>Lightning PP

>>75086158
looking good

Just had to play Price didn't you?

>>75086232
At least they're putting a lot of pressure on him early and not a replay of the Bombston game

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>>75086030
Always

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jesus take some shots lads

>>75086232
>Telling Carey he can't play
Yeah, okay.

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>this is the only game on tonight
>everyone one is watching
>Tampa in charge of pressure
GG frogs

>>75086327
They're playing pretty well so far. Lots of early pressure and solid movement.

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>>75086355
>Lightning
>playing 60 minutes

Steven Stamkos is a pussy

classic pls

Holy fuck vasy deserves a gud dick succ

gayy

>KUCH ping to Gourde SCAR
That has to hurt

reeeeee

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can we please stop winning? it's just going to make it hurt even more when the Islanders don't lose either of their last two games

Bolts got away with murder on that missed TOO MUCH MAN call

These lads just won't die. Have to admire some of these AHL guys.

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Based Lightning. Keep those Laffers out.

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>>75086508
We won't keep the Laffs out the Islanders will. Their last two games are piss easy.

>>75086489
They didn't even play the puck lmao learn the game

>>75086508

>not wanting a possible Battle of Ontario matchup in the first round

Scared of the Laffs you little bitch?

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>>75086514
>>75086488
I didn't realize other lightning fans were such pussy's. Stfu and have hope you faggots

Who's the idiot who just tripped coming off the bench?

Why hasn't King been healthy scratched yet? He fucking blows and literally any other option is better

>>75086553
In Tampa we're used to having our hearts crushed
It comes with the territory

>>75086514
Don't worry. We got your back.

>>75086537
>implying
While a battle of the Ontario would be neat, I'd rather watch the >Laffs choke at the very end.

>>75086575
Did the Habs get him just for some
>grit

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>>75086575
No idea, it's really frustrating

haha maple pajeets in pooicide watch

>>75086575
He's great defensively, and he's won 2 cups with LA, and was fairly clutch in the playoffs. They're trying to get his grove going for the playoffs, he has been looking better the past few games.

>>75086614
Dude can't win a board battle to save his life

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I'm all for Canadien's hockey but theses last games of the season always feel so pointless to me

Atleast the guys aren't playing bad

>>75086584

We've seen them choke enough, I want to see them lose to my team in the ploffs

>>75086595

He's not even gritty. He's just skating around and sometimes he'll get the puck and dump it and then go back to the bench. He's fucking useless. I'll take Ott, McCarron or even Flynn over him anyday

>>75086614

The Cups argument doesn't mean shit. It's not like he won the Conn Smythe, he was just lucky enough to be there while they were good

god fucking damnit

>>75086676
Lmfao is that fucale

I don't know if I'm more impressed by Point or Kuch

h-habs are just taking it easy before the ploffs, right?

HE WON'T BE DENIED

KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH

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Kucherov for mvp

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kuuuuuch

>>75086537
as good as that matchup would be
/hoc/ laffsposting would be better

KUCHY KOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75086709
Maybe i dont know anymore

Might be Charlie

>>75086714

One team is fighting for a spot while the other one is guaranteed home ice advantage for the first two rounds. The result is not surprising

Teams playing like shit with price in nets excellent decision by the management, almost as great as signing shaw

>>75086709
>>75086757

It's definitely Fucale

>>75086746
KOOKOO KYCHU

>>75086757
If it's from tonight it's probably Charlie

>>75086771

Shaw has been pretty decent for the last few weeks and will hopefully be even better in the ploffs

>>75086815
lel

>>75086823
Idk he got carried in the playoffs just like king did and he's turned out to be pretty garbage

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>>75086853
Since CJ came in Shaw's been playing very well, those late game idiotic penalties have been a thing of the past

sorry, I was watching a documentary, I can't believe the score, tip top kek

>>75086853

You may be right but right now he's a lot better than King

>>75086878
>>75086932
Yeah fair enough but I'll only believe he's a "playoff guy" when I see it
Although what's the point of getting someone who sucks dick the whole season and might be good in playoffs

>>75086969

>Although what's the point of getting someone who sucks dick the whole season and might be good in playoffs

Real season is playoffs season :^)

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What happened to him anyway?

>>75087113

Michel Therrien happened to him. His smile and optimism: gone

>>75087113
been sitting for far to long. should have just went to the rock and played top line minutes. keep his confidence up and help the Ice Caps earn their playoff spot.

horrible call

c'mon lads power play time

Pretty weak penalty.

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>>75087149
>>75087181
Another bust to the list.

Shame

Do you think players say goofy shit before they check people?
Like "lights out, meatball"?

>>75087205
reddit

>>75087196
>bust
Not so sure about that. Give him a bit of time away from the "muh grit" line and he should be okay yet.


>>75087205
youtube hockey trash talking. clips of guys all mic'd up on the ice talking shit.

>>75087205
Figure that would be a unsportsmanlike penalty

Or even intent to injure

I'm going to say no

>>75087230
Never been
I just have a terrible sense of humor

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>>75087205
why would you give forewarnignto a man before you sneak up on them?

shit, I mixed up the threads

>>75087156

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>lernaut beau pairing

>>75087299
wait Brett Lernout?

Wtf is he doing up here?

KING
I
N
G

LUL SPEAKING OF KING

ET
LE
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

BASED KING!?!?!?!?!

ET LE BUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT
SORRY I BADMOUTHED YOU KING

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and the butt

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

chewing intensifies

that was offside by a mile

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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

KING LERNOUT
UNSPEAKABLE TALENT

>>75087319
3 D injured.

>Vasi on a back to back
plz

>>75087336
no, it wasn't


acquired reflex, sorry

Fuck off Habs you don't need this win

>>75087340
get yr socks out lad

>>75087400
play better then.

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>>75087400
but >we do lad

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>>75087400

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>>75087410
Thats my secret bro my socks are always out

Kuch no don't be hurt

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>>75087452

>>75087412
he's obviously not a lightinging fan, just a Maple Leafs hater.

fuggg

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>relying on the french for anything

Alex "He went to Harvard" Killorn

LEEEEEEEL

>>75087488
apex kek

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Lads!

I can't wait for Weber and Benn to be back!

Pls!

>>75087491
>Toronto in charge of not choking

>>75087491
>needing to rely on another team to make the playoffs
Laffs

>>75087491
face it mate; you need to give the fight of your lives and win teh Penguins. Not play "good", not play "up to par", but win the Penguins.

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>>75087506
>no weber
>no benn
>no lelmelin
fucking brutal tonight

>>75087506
>>75087533

Weber and Benn will be back in time for the ploffs

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blots

>>75087554
Great post!

>>75087544
For sure, but I really wanted >us to kill the blots tonight. I fucking hate Tampa.

>>75087533
At point should have just put Patches or Byron or whoever on D and bring up Hudon to play a game

>>75087544
Que la Sainte Flanelle soit bénie!

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Lovin' you
Isn't the right thing to do
How can I
Ever change things that I feel?
If I could
Baby I'd give you my world

How can I
When you won't take it from me?

You can go your own wayyy
Go your own wayyy

trading Bishop was a blessing in disguise

>>75087590
>Bishop
>blessing

>>75087586
YOU CAN CALL IT ANOOOOOOO
THER LONELY DAAAAAY

>>75087590
>seeing people around town with their "Bish please" meme shirts
Based on how fucking injury prone he has been it was no surprise he was traded

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>>75087607
ANOTHER LONELY DAYYYYY

>>75087619
it's not a happy song, why are we dancing? whatever, do as you feel

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>chucky

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>>75087619
>>75087607
>>75087586
darkness
imprisoning me
all that i see
absolute horror

>>75087515
they don't have to rely on another team to make the playoffs if they win one of their last two they're in.

Of course they're the laffs so they'll choke

>>75087650
>trying not to think to the end of last year and the beginning of this one
That injury really fucked everything lads

>>75087661
TAKE OFF

TO THE GREAT
WHITE
NORTH

TAKE OFF
IT'S A BEAUTY WAY TO GOOOOO

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There's a lovin in your eyes all the way
If I listen to your lies, would you say..
I'm a man
Without conviction?
I'm a man
Who doesn't know
How to settle
A contradiction
You come and gooo
You come and gooooooo

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleonnnn
You come and goo
You come and goo-ooo
Lovin' would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red gold and greeen
Red gold and greeeeennn

>>75087694
ok, you are a lightning fan, aren't you?

>>75087664
>laffs
>play Pongs
>play jackoffs
>win
Not a chance. The tears will be delicious.

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>>75087714

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twSREBowTwQ

>even canadian punk has excellent drumming

>>75087544
I know Weber was out but what happened to Benn?

>>75087771
upper body injury from the dallas game

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>>75087723
honestly i think i speak for all leafs fans when i say there will be no tears, only suicidal laughter

>>75087749
>>75087787

those are amazing, but come on, two years ago you were losing jerseys

WHO DOES TORONTO FIRE/TRADE IF THEY DON'T MAKE IT

>>75087787
>plays the pongs
>needs win
>gets Crosby dubs
sealed your own fate with that one.

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is this pussy ass bitch going to come back this year or what?

>>75087811
trade mathews
fire babcock
burn down toronto

>>75087811
nobody
nobody expected them to be anywhere near the playoffs this season, they are all overperforming

>>75087733
>laffs

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>>75087820
oh god its gets me every time. should have the benny hill theme playing for fucks sake

>>75087830
Now considered very doubtful.

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>>75087810
last one ok

>>75087835
I just read in the comment section that they were from Vancouver.

>>75087811
>"b-but w-we weren't sup-pposed to get this far a-anyways"
>"muh rookies"
they'll be inconsolable

>>75087844
keeeeeek

they all are! you can't dictate my taste!

Get your ghosts ready lads

>>75087880
lmao

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i lied

oooooooooooooooooooo
Ièm a ghost
oooooooooooooooooooo
make bad calls
oooooooooooooooooooo

HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY SHOT AS WELL

>>75087896
>ghosts
not tonight lad. Let them rest, we'll need them next week.

>>75087880
is number 11 autistic?

>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao

>>75087935
>Gallagher
Very

>>75087896
Even the ghosts won't save this game, nothing works tonight.

>>75087920
I wanted >us to win this fucking game, man

>>75087951
the little boy was clearly upset. That idiot probably ruined his whole vibe. Why the fuck did he do that??

Jesus Christ Galchenyuk

get off the ice at this point

cant score cant pass cant even not get a penalty in the offensive zone i mean come on

>>75087971
When I first saw it, I thought it was an accident. But then I realized the guy was looking at him as he skated past. He did it on purpose, like a fucking asshole. That kid is priceless though.

>>75087935
naw, just Italian heritage of some kind.

>>75087951
>hating based Galley

>>75087963
I'd rather the laffs don't get in and we rest the ghosts.

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>Habs confirmed not wanting Laffs in the post-season

You guiz can play Tampa, Snes will take care of Broons and we'll meet in the 2nd (AND BTFO of MTL)

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

LEHK THE SNEK FOR CONN SMYTHE.

>>75087820
>>75087880
>>75087922
>based

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>Lightning PP

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and the butt

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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT
ARDUUUURRRRIIIIIIII

what the fuck

Jesus that is one meme goal

>PRICE IS ELITE THEY SAID

fluke ass goals like that shouldn't count

>>75087988
the boy was trying to look as if he brushed it off, like "no big deal" but only a stupid fucking cretin doesn't understand that a grown fucking man being this aggressive towards a little boy who supports him, will surely bring the boy down.

>>75088024
THANG U ARDURRI :DDDDDDDDD

oh for fucks sake

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well nevermind

Fucking Gourde, what a stupid name

holee shit lehks

AH OH WELL

ANOTHER FRENCH CANADIAN SCORES ON THE HABS

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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ARDURRI!!

ET LE BUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT


>"He's all smiles"
Always is.

lmao two goal lead is back boys

>habs score
Gourde: "LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"

welp

>>75088023
lel, too soon

it's like god is trying to tell you something

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>Price giving up two goals to an AHL call up

gourde for career hatty you heard it here first lads

>habs in charge of receiving a puck on the line going 6 km/hr

>laffs fans are so cucked by montreal that they cheer for them more than their own team

>>75088094
What's that in Imperial?

>>75088097
better than being cucked by bottom side of that playoff line lmfao mate

>>75088113
>6 km/hr
3.72, according to normal people.

>>75088114
fuck off cuck

>>75088038
He just wants to put his hard stick on a cute boy. As a Greek I'm sure you understand that.

>>75088113
>>75088123
what is it in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs for that matter you antiquated old fucks

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Since the ghots are on rest, maybe cute girls can give the boys enough energy

Maybe? Idk it dosen't really matter anymore except for the laffs collapse

also did you see that guy in the blue habs shirt dab on rds

>>75088142
>eye hawk triangle

>>75088134
I thought you were canadian.

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>>75088142
>doesn't speak Ancient Egyptian
You goddamn uncouth savage.

Coburn you fucking idiot

Holy fuck that save

reminder that you heard it from me first about Vasilevskiy

>Radu
>missing the open cage
>Patches potentially hurt
fuck

>the absolute eliteness of russian goaltending

>>75088300
anyone got a clip of it?

>>75088328
a hockey puck aint shit after a lifetime in the gulags m8

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>the state of the powerplay
fuck

at least you tried Coburn

>kicksave made by Price!

more like terrible shot

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>>75088384
What the fuck do you think >Lightning PP means?

>>75088326
Pacioretty is hurt?

>>75088409
I'm a habs fan

>>75088432
puck off the foot and he looked hobbled for a bit. Just a flashback to when he got concussed right before the playoffs.

>>75088464
He seems fine out there now.

>>75088551
yeah. I just want the boys to get out of this weekend rested and uninjured.

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why are the habs so shit

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fuck you tampa

>>75088636
>shitlantic division

>>75088647
don't even know why you care, the habs have clinched the division

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>>75088647

>>75088636
But >we're sitting with the division title and you're cheering for >us to win

>needing the bull to finish what you couldn't do yourself
Sad

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>>75088647

>>75088682
and the bull couldn't even do it so youre not really a bull youre like a
like a chicken or something

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>>75088718
You were still cheering for the Habs though, weren't you Laff?

>>75088757
no i was cheering for the lightning to lose

>>75088775
>delusions and mental gymnastics already
Leaf elimination day is going to be so much fun

Does anyone have the newspaper image?

>>75088817
leafs defeating the habs in the ecf is going to be so much fun

>>75088880
>getting passed the Caps
>getting to the ecf
>beating a team they haven't beaten in over 2 years
Like I said, laff delusions are best delusions

>>75086110
slo-vah-keean