OFFICIAL GIANTS VS. PADRES #1 GAMETHREAD

Dads will win against >Jints bullpen

>>75084934
Just watch when's bethancourt gets another chance to pitch in this game lmoa

Go Padres

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>>75084846
Holy shit, this is a better OP than Doyer anons did all week. Way to go Jints Anon.
With that said, how about you let us have this home opener, then we'll give you a boost out of the basement, which respectfully belongs to us, and you have no business being in.

>>75085015
Thanks.

I don;t know about the W for you, the whole fanbase is itchy for a W here a well.

I miss Tony Gwynn Dadsbros.

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>>75085071
>I miss Tony Gwynn Dadsbros.

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last place here we come

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>>75085120
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GTFO OUT OF THE BASEMENT JINTS
ITS OUR HOME, NOT YOURS!!!

>>75085142
As a Dodgers fan, I'd rather see them in the basement than you.

>>75085159
As a Dodger fan you really have no reason to be in this thread let alone voice an opinion literally no one wants to hear.

Man the Dodgers are gonna rape all of you faggots silly

Go Giants! Get relocated to Las Vegas.

>>75085228
You're making it seem like my Dads aren't counting on or want that. Dodgers are just a blunt instrument being used by the Padres organization to help make themselves better. If they really wanted to win, all they'd need would be an entirely LH bullpen. You know, like which ever team that wins the Eries will have when they beat you in 4.

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Finally a game not a 6:40

LA took the Clippers
LA took the Chargers

Padres, you're next

>>75085270
Get stuffed you stupid faggot cunt
>losing 3-4 to Arizona

AHAHAHAHA

>>75085270
Too bad you have to watch the Jints.

Eh, I'll take it.

thank you based balk

>>75085284
Shouldn't you be watching your team lose to the Rockies right now?

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>>75085285
At least it's baseball.

>>75085324
Yeah, shitty baseball. Why don't you watch a winner like the Dodgers kid?

>>75085284
>Padres, you're next
Sounds good. Let me know when New York is allowed to have three teams. It's not like LA ever does anything New York doesn't first.

>>75085340
LA is bigger than New York in most circles

New York are our only rivals

kill me

lol this is sad.

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>>75085332
>a winner like the Dodgers
>winner

>Tying with the Dads
haha even us Dodgers didn't do that.

Who will have a worse record this year Matt Cain or Jered Weaver?

>>75085371
Maybe most circles, but not the ones that matter.

>>75085385
Clayton Kershaw.

>>75085403
Fukken lel

Am I the only Giants fan who is just bored to tears watching them this year? I can only get excited when I watch the high flying offense of the Los Angeles Dodgers and the good pitching of their team.

>>75085399
Ok.

You can't talk about LA without talking about NYC

That's the kind of relevance that LA has. We have all the big media people, big population, big banks, big finance, big tech, etc.

>fly ball pitcher

Cain please stop

Nice play by Jumbo Schrimpf

>>75085468
Peel-n-Eat Schrimpf is a pretty solid piece for the future Dads.

>>75085439
>That's the kind of relevance that LA has.
Well. Maybe on a good day. More than anything it's the only thing LA responds to because they know NY is the top dog and that triggers them.
>big media people
Depends on the media.
>big population
NY would probably have you beat if it was as close to Mexico as LA is.
>big banks, big finance,
Kek, anyone who hasn't roasted their brain in a tanning machine knows NY has you beat in both
>big tech
Ah, apparently Silicon Valley is part of LA now? Sad how you're trying to steal SF's thunder. What a cuck move.

>>75085515
Wait, what?

>>75085515
4D Chess

Both of these teams would be better if the played in the AL.

This man is paid to be a professional pitcher in the MLB.

oh god

j u s t

Giants are on track for 100 losses.

The Padres are going to the world series this year

I can feel it

alright, time to start drinking.

>>75085587
Ready to lose again?

The DBacks and Rockies are unironically leading the NL West.

Petco Park is so comfy.

thank you Parker

holy smokes.
that went better than expected

Oh thank god for Parker

>>75085587
Dads bro, lets not say stupid shit people can throw back in (y)our face, alright?

>>75085630
Seriously. I'm dying to get out this season. Even if >we're tanking, with the craft breweries and restaurants they've added, it'll be worth the admission without considering the on the field product.

How did you all feel about the Chargers leaving? Are you all sad?

6 leads given up this season so far.

>getting outpitched by a tanking Dads team
lel the Dodgers are gonna win the division again.

tfw no qt ballgirl

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>>75085672
I was and then got over it. Fuck those Spanos motherfuckers

lol damn
just kill me senpai lambs

Margot is a madman

I hope you Padres fans have a good time at least.

Can >we just forfeit the rest of the season?

I'd say that Blach should be starting so he can get some xperience, but there's literally no lefties in the pen besides him and Osich

>>75085802
i dont even think Osich is in the pen
Blach is the only lefty

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>Jints

fucking embarrassing

Dodgers >>>>>>> Padres >>>>>>>> Jints

>>75085853
You forgot to put Rockies in front of Dodgers.

based bat boy

>>75085672

I'm not a SD native but I'm pretty bummed. They are gonna fail so hard in LA tho

Whatever. At least I still have a football team Shit Deigo.

So how many runs will Cain give up this inning?

Where'd everyone go

Thread dead ???

>>75086116
not much to talk about except complain

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can we get rid of this bum please?

third home run incoming :/

>>75086140
Nope. He's getting a three year extension.

>>75086168

bochy seriously needs to be fired. i know he doesnt have the final say on personnel decisions, but he coddles veterans too much (i guarantee he pleaded for cain to stay to the FO) and it makes me sick.

>>75086191
Bochy won you three rings and you want his head? lmao Jints fans are a so fucking casual.

>>75086204
>implying any good jints are still playing good
they got paid, time to slack off

>>75086204

yeah, i do. his time is over. he used to be known for managing (even a shitty) bullpen. now he has no idea what hes doing and its been apparent since their last title. i dont give a fuck what he's done in the past. it's time to move on

>>75086227
>>75086295
See if my Dodgers won three World Series with Roberts, we'd keep him forever. But yeah you fire your best manager since you moved.

>>75086334

i would legit take a straight up trade with oakland: boch for melvin any day of the week

some noice legwork jankowski

Giants should be relocated to Las Vegas. They suck balls.

Padres rock !!!!!

>>75086455
they made it to the playoffs last year, y'all can fuck right off. we haven't even smelled a world series since 98

>>75086505
I'm not a dads shitter. I am an intelligent and classy Dodgers fan calling it like it is.

>>75086525

>intelligent person
>shitting up a game thread where their team isn't involved

i would call that being the opposite of intelligent to be frank. you're probably that faggot rich daddy

Los Gigantes gonna lose to the Fathers...

>>75086618
>we live in a time where the Rockies and Dbacks are the 1 and 2 teams of the NL Worst

time for risp

>>75086702
Get hyped

pls Giants

TYBB

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NICE

ANOTHER LEAD FOR THE BULLPEN TO BLOW

Boch still needs to be fired. But belt can stay.

>listening to game while doing HW
>take a break and go eat lunch in the living room
>turn on game

The fuck happened.
Thank you belt

I'm gone two minutes to get the fucking Pizza and the Padres manage to let the Joints drop 4 on them. What the fuck.

im score board watching in the car and immediately got a gut feeling belt was gonna hit a salami when i saw his face in the batting now section


holy fuck

>>75086834
you..just...KNOW

>>75086751
yeah m8. im trying to enjoy every bit of that grand slam before our pen gives up the lead

>>75086905
>SF thinking they can out-choke SD
loving every laugh

nice play Panik

How'd it feel to get raped by the DBags?

Padres fan here

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This is a funny prank by the Padres when they end up making the Giants blow a save.

Last two digits confirm number of years until Padres become the best CA team

>>75087018
april fools was last week
reeeee

>>75087049
No please I'll probably be dead by then

>Fat dude with a Cubs shirt
Wut?

damn. Hernandez is like the check swing strike out king

>>75087146
and his friend in the Cardinals shirt

there were a few other Cubs shirts eralier in the crowd as well

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Kontos

what ever happened to trevor brown? injured?

HAHA TIME FOR RUNS

kys kuntos

The Cubs bootyblasted this team into irrelevancy...damn...

>8 leads given up so far this season

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I stand corrected. Fuck yeah, go Padres!

>>75087292
nah man. this team has been shit since the last all star break

>>75087296
If the Chargers had moved to SF I'd be blaming them...

>the Padres, who are in the middle of a rebuild, are outplaying the Giants like they're a AAA team.

>gints

is matt cain elite?

Safe to say the window for the Giants is now closing fast, if it hasn't closed already last year.

>>75087323
Schrimpf Cocktail is really going to she be this year I can feel it

>>75087381
Fucking auto correct I wanted to say shine not she fuck you

So when are we gonna fire Bochy?

>giants
Pack it up this team is done. Dodgers win the division again.

le another blown lead

jesus fucking christ my niggas.

>>75087502
Fire everyone and begin a rebuild, whilst securing the division for the Dodgers for the next 5 seasons.

if they wanted to be the worst team in baseball then they've suceeded

Brandon Belt is totally on the juice.

thanks Belt for showing up

TYBB

good at bat

dude what did I tell you fuckers

SD padres are goging to the world series !!!!

WE GOT HTIS

FUCK THE GIANTS

le big man who swings at everything

Maurer looks so happy. And he's making me happy right now.

gg Giants fags. Cya tomorrow.

Gg dads

>>75087957
gg Fathers

Dude seriously

The Giants are in last place wtf

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>>75085015
Well there you go, you got the home-opener W.

Congrats, gg dads!


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Next game (#2) is tomorrow at 8:40 PM ET | 5:40 PM PT.

>>75087983
>>75087995
>>75088060
Thanks guys. Is it too selfish to ask you lube up before going in over the course of the rest of the series?