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What's his endgame?

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What's his endgame?
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There's nothing left he is already a world champion.
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>>75083375
Doing a "Adam Johnson".
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>>75083375
Redpill me on this guy. I know who this is but why is he a meme again?
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>>75083422
>he doesn't know about the most underated guy in the history of sports
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He unironcally won more world championships than Ronaldo, Messi, Suarez and Lewandowski combined
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He was the best full-back in the 2. Bundesliga until he got knocked out by some turks, so I guess retaking Constantinople.
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>>75084194
>deutscher "Humor"
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>>75084241
Ein afrikanischer Asylant spaziert durch Nürnberg. Er spricht die erste Person an, die er auf der Straße trifft, schüttelt ihr die Hand und sagt: "Danke lieber Deutscher, dass Sie mich in Ihrem Land aufnehmen und Unterstützung, Unterkunft und Krankenversicherung geben."

Der Angesprochene guckt verdutzt und antwortet: "Ich bin kein Deutscher, ich bin Albaner."

Der Afrikaner geht weiter und spricht eine weitere Person an: "Danke dafür, dass ich in Ihrem schönen Deutschland sein darf."

Der Angesprochene sagt: "Sie irren sich, ich bin Ägypter."

Wieder geht er weiter und spricht erneut eine Person an: "Danke für Ihr schönes Deutschland."

Wieder war die Antwort ganz ähnlich: "Hmm...? Aber ich bin doch Rumäne."

Dann sieht der Afrikaner eine nette ältere Dame und fragt. "Sind Sie Deutsche?"

"Nein, ich bin Türkin."

Die Stirn kratzend fragt er die Türkin: "Seltsam ... wo sind denn all die Deutschen?"

Daraufhin blickt die ältere Dame kurz auf ihre Uhr und meint: "Wahrscheinlich arbeiten.
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>>75083375

To become the most underrated player of all time by literally ceasing to be employed as a footballer ever again.

In his next act he will become the next Hitler and bring Europe to it's knees, guaranteeing everyone will forget about his already massively underrated footballing career, and thus cement his position as the most underrated man at any profession in the history of recorded time.
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being rated
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Can anyone give me a quick rundown?
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>>75084504
Great post
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Underrated.
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that's a big cross
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