/heem/

this is the thread

lmao good OP

this is the thread

>>75083322
Thanks op

>DONT GIVE UP
>DONT GIVE UP
>DONT GIVE UP

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get ready for canadian scat spam

>>75083322
best op

guys give it to me straight is the qt fight on or not

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heeminder

Canada's frustration will continue

Lads i forgot how insane that throw was in cub vs siver

Anyone have a webm of that?

>>75083364
yes they literally just weighed in ya goof

boo the fattyville man

>>75083369
It's friday so it's probably gonna be a full on sperg sesh for the next 10 hours

>>75083368
lmao that is fuckin unreal

lol they're actually booing him

>dc getting boo'd

lol fuck him

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webms now

bet the farm on rumble lads

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make requests from either weigh in if you want

anyone else hear the JRE shout out?

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MOAR PEARL POSTING PLS

>>75083247
>Gastelum
Yap, irrita mesmo, mas digo-te, nunca vi ninguém evoluir tanto, lembro-me de vê-lo no TUF e pensar que ele era só mais um daqueles amadores que entrava por lá só para a experiência porque nunca podia chegar a ganhar, e ganhou mesmo e está cada vez mais besta.

>André Fialho
Tem o mindset do McGregor, é um boxer e está na AKA, tirando o último combate, é uma besta, encontras facilmente uma entrevista em PT, ele andava em todos os canais a dar entrevistas e tal.

>Why yes I do watch the live weigh ins


Howling

>>75083391
>>75083394
Jones is from New York.

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>all these DC picks

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>>75083438
/pearl/ time after i finish posting these webms

Where's picksguy?

>>75083443
she's cute for a mongoloid

>Rumble beats DC
>Gus beats Glover
>DC vs Gus for #1 contender
>Rumble vs Jones for the title

This is the best time line

Where's pickschad? I'm ready to make my picks now like an informed fight-fan after seeing the weigh ins.

>>75083472
Why is she copying Miesha's gimmick? Complete with the fake boobs and all.

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>>75083438
She made weight. Now we watch /OURGIRL/ fight and DC loose Jons belt.

DC is currently lying to Megan Olivi about cheating to make weight

>>75083428
What is that?

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well, here it is in HD

>>75083497
lmaooo i thought FOR SURE that was a black dude before

Reminder Pearl fighting proves Meisha tits are fake as well

>>75083546
Haha wow how are athletic commissions even a thing my nigga?

>he ate that punch like a sandwich from the craft table

I'm dying

>>75083566
Um are you just finding this out now?

>>75083546
wish we could see the face of the man facing us while holding the towel, i bet he makes an expression when dc puts his hands down on that UFC towel

>>75083546
>hetookashitanon will defend this

lmao

>>75083546
I mean I don't really care because I want to see Rumble win but this is flat out cheating. Anyone who thinks this isn't cheating is just shilling for UFC. Really smart way to shave off 1 pound though.

>>75083581
I had my doubts.

Are people hating on DC because he looks permenatly smug?

There is no real reason to dislike him

what happens to pearl if she loses?

>>75083546
>AKA

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>He's only gotten older and weaker and I'm excited to get in there and dominate him when the time comes

what jon jones mean with this?

>>75083594
it's just meme culture

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>>75083546
>that guy who gives DC a naked celebration hug

>>75083546
He looks old as fuck.

>>75083588
>Cheating

They're literally all dehydrated and shaving 20 pounds off their weight. They are ALL cheating.

You're complaining he isn't near dead enough. He should be a little more almost dead.

>>75083546
DC's face ages like 15 years during the weight cut.

>>75083594
Because he cheated to make weight you fucking idiot.

>>75083594
He's too good of a role model

>>75083606
You know he likes the pipe

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>>75083594
b-but anon, he cheated

>>75083621
and if he didn't the card would have been ruined, if anything you should be thanking him

not like he's going to win anyway

>>75083615
He has made 205 before without leaning on a towel.

Do fighters teams all see their fighters penis then?

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shes so fucking cute it hurts

>>75083640
Ok and?

>>75083594
I just like Jon Jones more :)

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JON JONES GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER IM CUMMIN BOI

>>75083641
>he doesnt know about mandatory penis inspection day

lol I can tell you dont train

>>75083641
Es normal

>>75083655
>>75083674
What if a fighter has a small penis? Their towel people all see it and laugh?

>>75083615
Weight cutting is autistic as fuck, but there are rules and weight limits for a reason.

And considering how arrogant DC is all the time about Jones breaking the rules, it's hypocritical.

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>>75083641
that would be WAY too lewd

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>>75083641
When you're doing jiu jitsu you're always rubbing up against another man's wang

>He doesn't take group showers

You're barely a man.

>>75083687
Just say you take a lot of steroids

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>>75083652
Hey pussy are you still there ?

>>75083683
FULL BELLEH

>>75083683
*rubs belly*

>>75083701
>When you're doing jiu jitsu you're always rubbing up against another man's wang
One of the guys I roll with always puts his foot on my penis and I smile out of embarrassment. I bet he thinks I'm proper bent.

Anyway that's not the same as looking at each others peni

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>>75083711
OH WOW YOURE JUST THE FAKEST PERSON OUT THERE ARENT YOU?

YOURE SUCH A PUSSY

>>75083730
>that's not the same as looking at each others peni
You're right. It's even gayer when someone has your back and you can feel their schlong on your back

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>>75083701
>When your in another mans triangle but its not choking you

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If it wasn't real explain this

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/myguys/

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>>75083736
I would literally kill you if you ever did something like that Daniel

Literally kill you

>>75083775
Good taste my guy

>>75083687
most guys know that flaccid size means shit, girls on the other hand will jump to conclusions. either way its gay to look at another mans penis

>>75083761
>performance enhancing boobs

faber is a comedic genius

Pearl is married ;_;

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m'boy

>>75083643
her tat brings her down a few points imhotbf

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>>75083792

>>75083811
you can still cuck her husband

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post your picks goofs

>>75083811
Do you not know what rape is?

>>75083839
Cringe

>>75083701
>tfw when cute boy tries to jiu jitsu on you

>>75083833
CORMIER
MOOSE
REAL TITS MCGEE
ALVES
BROOKS

>>75083833
Rumble
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Trill Will
Jury
Usman
Burgos
Blachowiz
Holbrook
Emmett
Blonde Fighter
Lausa

>>75083833
The black guy
The one with some white in him
The overhyped girl
The can
The kind of retarded looking one

>>75083546
DC looks like absolute shit here
Body, face, eyes, hairline, everything is JUST-tier

Rumble just said his scale was off and thats why he came in way under.

>>75083862
they both look kind of retarded but i know who you mean

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Expect to see the rubber guard tomorrow

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How can Mousasi be Netherlandians if he is a middle-eastern man?

>>75083546
if he did the towel thing the first time he weighed in he might have gotten away with it

>>75083889
for sure activates those synapses

>>75083889
he's croatian

>>75083887
fake beard
fake tits
false flags

Luke also almost missed weight against Bisping

What's wrong with AKA?

>>75083889
Middle Easterners are shitting up everywhere. Just look at sweden.

DC and Weidman if you want free money

Has Tim Kennedy killed anyone?

>>75083761
Didn't Miesha have fake boobs

Bork or Goobs, who is harder to negotiate with?

Bork and his "fuck you" money or Goobs and his shtick

>>75083976
>Weidman
>Free money

Suggh mai baoulls

Is Mousasi gonna go back to being a boring fighter for this one?

>>75084010
>only 2 losses

>>75083939
>gordan musasić

>>75083976
>betting on someone the fight after they suffered an absolutely brutal KO

lol. its like you enjoy being poor. gotta at least see how the fella rebounds.

>>75084023
multiply his wins and losses to match gegard and they are roughly the same. both elite fighters

>>75084033
You will eat my shit when Weidman wins

>>75084023
>2 fight losing streak
>0 wins post USADA
>has never won in New York

>>75084023

>both of those losses occurred immediately prior to this fight and featured Weidman being absolutely brutalized

JON

TELL THEM HOW MUCH OF A PUSSY I AM JON

TELL THEM HOW I SHOULD SUCK YOUR DICK JON

STOP BEING FAKE JON

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>>75084046
>>75084046
>Weidman wins

>>75084023
He's coming back pretty soon from eating one of the worst knees I've ever seen.

Plus the way he fights doesn't always spell "free money" he fights like an underdog. Even in the fights he won against Vitor and Machida.

Did predictionfag take picks?

GUYS FOR THE RECORD

>>75084078
someone did yeah

JON

I WISH THEY WOULD LET ME IN THE OTHER ROOM SO I CAN SPIT ON YOUR DICK

JAN JONES

>>75084086
:/

It's OBVIOUS AJ and Mousasi are winning, if you disagree you know nothing about mma. I bet my boypussy's virginity on those easy picks.

>yfw jon comes back and looks like absolute garbage again

EMPTY YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS ON MOOSE

>>75084122
DC would win the rematch

>>75084122
Americans were only good without USADA

>>75084121
>boipussy virginty
>checks flag

Aren't all boys trannies before they become men in brazilia

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Weidman is still my boy

>>75084121
i don't usually do this but i agree with the hue. if you put money on DC or weidman lose my fucking number

>>75084151
>hellodarknessmyoldfriend.mp3

>>75084151
Hollow Chris

>>75084151
WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

>>75084151
3spooky5me

>>75084151
This has to be photoshoped.

>>75084146
>That flag
>That post
My sides

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>>75084151

>>75084151
are you allowed to fight in NY with a fake face?

>>75084151

It's like he's had a stroke yeh

His face is droopy yeh

He never looked the same after that fight yeh

Are you the heem guy?

so is pearl fighting or not my dick needs to know

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lmao Dana BTFO

>>75084151
Punished Chris is going to win the title back

>>75084151
Yoel changed his bum life

>>75084199
Dana is right

WAR CYNTHIA.
The UFC almost lost themselves a PPV buy.
Literally no other fight on the main card worth $50.

Gayguard round 3 TKO

>>75084199
But how. If anything Jewani is BTFO

>>75084196
Promotional newcomer Pearl Gonzalez was expected to face Cynthia Calvillo at the event. She was ruled out of the contest after NYSAC officials confirmed that she could not fight in the state because of her breast implants, which are banned among combat-sports competitors.[6] Later the decision was reversed and the fight was allowed to go on as scheduled.[7]

Source: Steve D. Mockingbird head of the NYSAC

>>75084246
>which are banned among combat-sports competitors.
But Miesha fought at UFC 205

someone start the real picks
this is not a request it's a demand from your god

I run boxing

boxing is literally stupid

>>75084149
Not really, no.

>>75084152
>if you put money on DC or weidman lose my fucking number
This.

>>75084199
dana wins

>>75084315
>not really,no
>double negatives equal a positive

So yes

Jon Jones is gonna interfere in the main event with a steel chair

>>75084346
haha

>>75084346
really well crafted post

how many minutes until these unathletic nobodies weigh in?

>>75084346
That's what Meltzer claims

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>>75084346
>DC, nigga u gay

>>75084378
better than that insult of spain you made earlier

>>75084381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L3k-gfAJ1A

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>tfw 5'7 with a 76' reach

How is it even possible

>>75084401
>tfw 3'2'' with a 2 mile reach.

>>75084401
bad measurement.

>>75084401
>tfw 6'3" with 63" reach

>>75084392
WOCKA

>>75084401
>Tfw 5'4" 144 lbs with a 40' reach

Tell Joanna I'm coming for that belt

>>75084392
>11,000 views
lol

>>75084428
My coach measured me thrice,finger to finger, and its still 76'

>>75083456

sweet jesus he looks like shit

As someone who watches mandrama and ufc, I gotta say it's really difficult to say who's copying who.

Is long reach bad for BJJ

I imagine it would be difficult to defend rear naked

>>75083456
That beard isn't gonna save him from a Rumble uppercut

>>75084465
Long limbs are extremely helpful for grappling,look at Jones

>>75084462
What are you talking about?

>>75084401
>turns out, lil monkey fella

>>75084465
good for front chokes like d'arce and anaconda

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_212

is this confirmed?

>>75084472
Then go train ufc bro

I believe in you

I am the greatest MMA expert in the world and I am a 109 year old combat sports practitioner/analyst who has more knowledge on fighting than anyone living today. I have been watching boxing since I was a child; the first live event I attended was Jack Dempsey vs Jess Willard where I witnessed the Manassa Mauler completely annihilate the 6'6" 265lb behemoth. I went on to watch every televised broadcast of a boxing event the rest of my life and I attended countless live events including legendary bouts such as Louis/Conn, Robinson/Lamotta, Marciano/Walcott, Ali/Frazier (all 3), Ali/Foreman, Hearns/Hagler, Duran/Leonard, Tyson/Holyfield, and many more. I am a former olympic boxer and division 1 wrestler and have attained black belts in 76 different martial arts and I have been a professional combat sports analyst since the 1930's and have not made an inaccurate boxing prediction since 1978. I am unarguably the greatest MMA/Boxing analyst of all time and I can confirm without a doubt that Conor McGregor will KO Floyd Mayweather within 4 rounds.

>>75084343
I don't know what are you talking about dude, I'm not a tranny

>>75084485
I weigh around 85 kg,should I cut down to Flyweight

Does anyone else hate it when every fighter who wins TUF moves down a weight class? It's deceitful to go on TUF in a weight class with no intention of fighting at it.

I get especially mad when heavyweights and light heavyweights do it. They make TUF to find fighters in those shallow divisions and as soon as they win they're like nah I'm going to middleweight haha

>>75083456
JUST

>>75084506
Whats the best TUF and why is it TUF 1?

You might have the belt but you ain't the champ

>>75083456
>There are people who believe this guy would beat Jones in his current state

>>75084007

Bork. Goobs you just have to say "nope" and find another fighter and he'll come back. The money will get soaked up and dry from that spud faster than the crops in Ireland.

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*portions brownies*

>>75084506
People only go up to those weights in the first place because the TUF house is full of free food and more importantly repeatedly cutting weight every 2nd-3rd week would take a huge toll on their body. Often times after TUF they'll drop back down to whatever weight class they were in before hand. You really think Rashad should have stayed at Heavyweight for example.

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>>75083546
>a 200+ lb man can lift himself off the ground enough to reduce his weight buy pushing down on a towel held up by two skinny guys holding it with one hand each

cormier is getting heemed into retirement tomorrow but cmon guys

>>75084401

pics now. you've got to be a knuckle dragger

/heem/inder that weight cutting is completely retarded

>lose as much weight as possible without being hospitalized
>no IV
>get punched in the head as hard as possible by Rumble

Are they trying to get MMA banned?

Did Schaub Bro get banned or something?

>>75083615
that's not what cheating is, m8

>>75084151
Back Down

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>>75084583

fix your eyes

>>75084496
I'm gonna put you in a pink weeb wig and slide in thatt boipuss you feel me senpai

Weidman via decision is free shekels

>>75084488
Are you the 400 pound hacker known as 4chan

>>75084625
jesus replicate it yourself, get two people to try hold you up off the ground with just a towel and without them showing any sign of moving

>>75084650
you're embarrassing your country right now dude

There is no picks of Jorge Masvidals wife on the Internet anywhere

Where is picksbro?

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SKIP IT

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>>75084650
>hold you off the ground
it's like you don't even understand what happened

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>>75084630
b-but anon, I'm not gay, I swear

>>75084658
Why are you looking for them?

>>75084650
loool you're doing good lad

>>75084683
I wanna know what his taste is like

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*blocks your path*

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who wins?

>>75084669
I actually might have completely misunderstood what people are accusing him of, what is it?

>>75084658
She's a bloated beaner who sits all day and talks shit to her kids, especially the ones who look like jorge

>>75084707
TAM girl

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its time

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/our hag/

yall niggas already moved on from kailin curran

>>75084738
Had a cheeky 15 parlay that would have paid off big league if she didn't get absolutely bodied by Leslie Smith of all people.

>>75084744

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM

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>>75084678
Pls show

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>>75084678
Just close your eyes, its gonna be a rough ride.

>>75084714
resting his arms on the towel to take some of the weight off the scale.
you can clearly see him adjusting how much he lets his arms drop to make the weight 205

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>>75084744
Kailin will never be forgotten but we /pearl/ now

>>75084714

If you place your hands very lightly on an external surface while standing on a sensitive electronic scale, even f the surface is not particularly solid it can still shave off a few pounds.

No one is saying that DC is literally supporting his whole weight on the towel, just that it's very slightly supporting his hands.

>>75084762
it's not a weight thing it's a pressure messing up the digital scale thing

Jon Jones is live on ufc's facebook

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>>75084583
>>75084650
>>75084657

Relax everyone.

>>75084696
*steps over*

>>75084785
are you implying it wouldnt work on an analogue scale?

>>75084800
are those real?

>>75084751
I always though it was destiny's child hah

>>75084800
tittymonster

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>>75084806
i think you'd be surprised

>>75084806
For sure 100%

>>75084801

It principle it would work on an analogue scale as well but it would be very hard to do it in this context because they're generally less sensitive; you'd have to really put some pressure down which would be tough with the towel. It would look really obvious and DC would probably have weighed in at like 190

>>75084800
I feel lied too lads

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>>75083606
This

>>75083456
>that vittiligo on his chest

>>75084465

It's pretty much the exact opposite. having longer limbs, especially long legs is an advantage.

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get in here lads

the goat is talking

>>75084828
so if you had two people take the weight of both your arms it wouldnt effect the scale at all? its all pressure of you pushing away from the scale?

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>>75084752
I'm not pretty enough to whore myself on the internet, pretty average desu

>>75084862
Sauce me pls

>>75084877
Cant post facebook links on 4chan

>>75084862
>What kinda look you want farm?
>You ever seen an Eddie Murphy movie circa 1985?

>>75084862
That is not a good hairstyle for him, very Frasier-esque Joe

>>75084870

It would also work that way but that's way less precise than having the person weighing in press down on a surface. Again, would work in principle but wouldn't work in the specific context of needing to lose exactly 1.2 lbs without it looking obvious.

>UFC 200 was 9 months ago

Who /stillexisting/ here?

kek Jones says he wants nothing to do with fighting in new york cause the income tax is so high

Is Palm Gonzaga going to win?

>>75084909
ty leaf, cant wait to stay up til 5am to watch this fight

>>75083322
touch mah butt

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>>75084931
no

>>75084913
Me

>>75084921
good nyc has the highest taxes in the world

>>75084151
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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>>75084944
>>75084948
the name field was a mistake

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>>75084913
every day i die some more

woodleysperg has a crush boys lol

>>75084921
That's why they all love fighting in Paradise, Nevada, some of the lowest taxes there

boys bud lol gooby lmao

Now he's talking about sex pills this is great

>>75085004
where?

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>tfw found out I am 5ft9 after spending years thinking I was 5ft10

>>75085023

Hey now janny Jon Jones said that, why you deleting an MMA related post?

>>75083519
that old guy likes what he sees

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>>75085047
>when his height starts with 5

Conor the mcgregor

>>75084401
>tfw 6'1" with 71" reach

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name one clean fighter who beat tim kennedy

>>75085178
>tim kennedy
>clean

protip, he's got more than child murder on his hands

>>75085178
Lel this guy has way too much PTSD

>>75085178
>le special forces man who gets beaten down by a stoner fat mexican kid

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>>75084876
Every time i see the anime brazil poster on heem someone is trying to convince him hes gay
Never change heem

lmao he stopped what a pussy

lmfao jesus christ

Miss me with that pearl shoot n-word

Amanda Cooper is my girl

>>75085276
>>75085297
Why aren't you taking picks loser?

>>75085297
>>75085276
lol why

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>>75085212
I hate fucking weed so much, was hyped to see Kelvin heem Anderson

>>75085207
i'm reading a book on ptsd right now

it talks about how veterans with ptsd can't feel alive unless they're doing something reckless and/or fantasizing about enlisting in combat

>>75083519
DC DOES NOT CARE

HE MUST BE HUNG LIKE A HORSE

NO WONDER HE CANT MAKE WEIGHT

>>75085323
get a dog bro

>>75085175
>tfw 5'8 with 71" reach

mans a fuckin monkey armed midget allow it

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>>75085309
picks were already taken m8 :) they looked good to me :)))))

>>75085323
That sounds like me but I've never been in the army or anything ?

>>75085361
lmao

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>>75085349

>>75085175
That's actually normal for your height. Same as sage northcutt.
I'm 6'1 and 77 and people mention how bad and weird my arms look a lot

>>75085362
it's specifically about people who have experienced trauma not edgelords

https://www.amazon.com/Body-Keeps-Score-Healing-Trauma/dp/0143127748/

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>>75085212
>*Le special forces man who beat down Pissbing for 5 rounds.

>>75084862

Jon looks like a black gang member from the 80's

https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/850206880676823044

this guy literally needs help before he guns down people at a restaurant

>>75085448
Don't worry about it