Phils home opener in beautiful Citizens Bank Park
Classic pitcher's duel, Velasquez vs. Scherzer
get in here lads
>>75082254
>either nats lose and you're in first or phils lose you get to make fun of us
The Barves could get bootyblasted by both of these shit teams.
when will philly baseball be back bros?
Bryce "mad at the world" harper
That was a strike you blind monkey
:( fuck bryce
Bryce Harper is better than any person from Philthy.
>murphy hit .347 last season
waht the literal fuck
pls no harper
I'm unironically afraid of a no-hitter right now. fuck this spooky-eyed freak
>Jayson Werthless
>vince settling in
>>75082727
Enjoy 4th place Phillies.
>>75082747
Yet again, you forget what a disaster the marlins and barves are! We have a real shot for 3rd this year.
Apologise.
>>75082757
Barves will be 3rd.
Marlins 5.
You 4th. Go Nats.
>>75082775
1. mest
2. nats
3/4 phils or barves
5. fish
we can all agree on this :^)
>>75082802
I can agree on that.
He is so fucking shook right now i swear
>>75082802
agreed dude
>>75082887
Barves fan here, I'll take him.
>Matt Wieners.
Nasty stuff
Enjoy 5th place Phillies.
Yeah
Why cat I hold all these dingers?
>>75083052
Don't worry we'll have some magic moments
At least they made it interesting at the end