LA:Seager, Gonzalez sitting versus left-hander
HOU:Heyman: Mets 'have looked at' Doug Fister
BOS:Price (elbow) to throw bullpen session Monday
BOS:Hanley Ramirez out on Friday with the flu
PIT:Josh Bell in No. 2 spot for Pirates on Friday
BOS:Mookie Betts (flu) sitting out again Friday
SEA:Diaz fans two Astros en route to first save
NYM:Matt Harvey strong in debut win over Braves
ATL:Kemp blasts two homers in loss to Mets
TOR:Morales slams Rays, leads Jays to first win
MIA:Realmuto keeps mashing, Marlins win in extras
LAA:Garrett Richards (biceps) to have MRI Friday
Mad at the 'scrappy' and 'up-and-coming' phils?
>>75081558
The "Lose a series to the Reds" Phillies? No, all I have is pity for them.
>>75081532
#teamtank
#draftbeer
>Jints
Since we have the technology for this "Pitch Trax" thing, are home plate umpires even necessary anymore?
>>75081586
No but
>muh tradition
>muh human errors are part of the game
jays tbqh
>>75081605
this tbqhwyf
>>75081603
I'll cal lManfred and tell him using the Pitch Trax will speed the game up.
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
>barves
>trying to out-suck the Marlels
Who's this new NESN qt?
>>75081605
>>75081617
>1-2
>>75081650
>the city of you
>>75081650
>Implying we wont sweep tampa with based Lariano and Sanchez on the mound.
also dont care cause
>rags 0-3
>Tim Tebow hit a 2 run homer his first at bat
Looks like the Mets are gonna have an All Star soon
>>75081669
He went 0-4 the rest of the day
Injuns senpaitachi
Has Atlantas new stadium opened yet?
Expect us .
>>75081673
good enough for the Mets
>>75081673
It'll do
>>75081682
>rags
Ive got nothing
>>75081686
Good one ol chum
>>75081682
>rags
>>75081693
kek i knew this would make a good reaction image. I hope she is crying because of something else and not the 2nd/3rd game of the season,
>>75081709
>She thought it was the World Series
>Boyfriend said he get anal if the Indians win
>Boyfriend said he'd propose if the Rags won
What other possibilities can we come up with?
>rags
Will win the west with ease
>>75081726
My face when the Las Vegas A's shock the world and win the division
>>75081787
Come to the game thread.
>>75080874
Apparently there isnt a bad seat in the building. Looks pretty comfy desu.
MARINERS!
>>75081820
Looks like Commerica Park ripoff
>>75081820
Looks like a generic multipurpose stadium.
Rockies!
>>75081820
>msnbc in the background
F A K E
N E W S
>>75081577
>Rich Hill is going on the DL with a blister. #Dodgers
>>75081643
Ivan Nova is dank
He's the Pierats ace
>>75081981
thank you juiceman
Maybe >we'll win today?
>>75081981
thank you juiceman
missed my 3am alarm for the tigers game and i see they only lead by 1. so basically i woke up at 4am to see them get beaten by 10 runs
>>75081981
danke saftmann
phils vs. walgreens
>>75082239
Going to the dads game today, wish me luck!
Give me one good reason i shouldn't take dodgers -1.5
The Texas Rangers have the worst record in baseball.
>>75082290
It's in Coors.
>>75082290
ryu is gonna get lit the fuck up
>>75082292
And the brightest future as well.
>>75082114
Red Sox started a memeballer too.
Dads fans can literally suck my own dick you guys are such bitches
>mfw Giants fans thought their team was elite
>mfw they started 1-3
>mfw
You will NEVER be on the level of the Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers and Cardinals
>his ace doesn't pick his own boogers
fucking kek have fun with your clean-cut rotation
>IBB Miggy
Pussy Sox
>>75082393
Why are you so angry at us, anon? What have we done wrong?
>>75081978
you trumptards are the most easily triggered faggots on earth lmao
Bryce Harper is a little bitch and I will cheer for him to get a life changing injury every day.
would /sp/ eat a bowl?
>>75082704
Sure. I'd try it once.
>>75082704
Only if I get to make out with 3 guys first.
>>75082704
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/19102331/seattle-mariners-serve-toasted-grasshoppers-safeco-field
I forgot the link
>>75082340
what did you mean by this
>>75082777
And the brightest future as well.
>>75082769
That's the most weird "Only in Seattle" thing ever.
>armed police comes running at me while evacuating metro station
>everyone think its a terrorist and it turns into a huge stampede
Pretty sure I would've outsprinted Billy Hamilton there, thought I would die. Fucking green card when?
Are the t___s legit?
>>75082948
Yes.
>>75082831
>moving to america to get away from armed police
>>75083014
At least I can watch baseball live and at reasonable hours in America.
>>75082948
maybe, but the roylels are definitely terrible
>tiggers
i really really REALLY want to punch that permanent-xanax fuck in the tigers booth in the face
DRINK A 5-HOUR ENERGY YOU FUCKING DRONE
where's the dodgers rockies game thread?
clueless britfat here. just browsing various teams til i find one to support.
decided to watch the dodgers rockies game
>>75083245
most national league teams don't have regular gamethreads
Fuck everything. Why can't it just be 2008 again.
>>75083292
Because this is what the Phillies are REALLY like. They are shit.
>>75083276
really? why's that
>>75083245
Bro, come watch the 'Stros instead.
>>75083310
because there are like 5 decent teams in the NL and one of them is the nats who have no fans and the dodgers and giants fags just like to shitpost and falseflag in the general instead of making gamethreads sometimes
>>75083305
Your fucking life is shit. I bet you live in a flyover state
>>75083355
I live in Philly. Come see me at Temple son.
>>75083341
i see.
so who are the "best teams" in each of the leagues?
>>75083372
National League:
Dodgers
Cubs
Giants
Nationals
American League
Astros
Indians
Red Sox
Tigers
>>75082114
It's not the last time it's gonna happen when you come to our down arrow park
>>75083401
>Tigers
You are really fucking stupid. Bar none.
would anyone object to me supporting the mets
Cleveland is literally going to win 120 games given the state of its divisional "competition"
>Zach Wheeler making his first major league start since 2014 tonight
>>75083453
I already know the DL trip is coming
It's just a matter of when
Hopefully he makes it through the divisional gauntlet this month
>>75083471
He won't even make it three games.
>>75083441
you're supposed to pick some shit team that's going to be good in like 2 years so you can pretend to be a real fan that supported them through thick and thin
>>75083496
I predict 3.5
Ya gotta believe
>>75083471
his throwing mechanics are still terrible. hope he can pitch well before he goes back to his home on the DL
>>75081981
Obrigado sucohomem
>>75083441
You're a bitch faggot like the rest of those pussies, match made
Enjoy hopping off that bandwagon you're looking for by July
>>75083536
>Rafael Montero spot starts
>>75083573
kek i heard they had interest in mike pelfrey as a swing man. glad the whos took him before we could go down that road again
>Orioles Acquire Miguel Castro
top lel
Mest fans are my bitch
>>75083660
>up against a lefty
but it's coors so we should at least get some runs
fucking memeball
>>75083684
didn't mean to reply
but now that i am yes mets are kill
>>75081978
Real news
Fake president
>>75081671
Why did none of you slap this casual faggot?
yay we didn't lose!
>>75083702
>>75083726
>stick out kershaw for forever until he gives up runs
>everyone memes when he inevitably does
always was boring
>>75083310
A lot of us Dodger fags stopped posting because our game threads turned into shitposting wars. We have jints shitposters vs dodgers shitposters where the biggest shitposter in baseball happens to be a dodger fan. Everyone hates that faggot which gave more motivation for other fans to shitpost the Dodgers.
Old dodger threads were pretty based, but those days are gone now sadly.
>Spillies
>>75083832
it's not that personally for me
it's that i have to jump through enough hoops to actually watch the games that i dont bother with game threads
>>75083832
>>75083854
DG is no Dodgers fan. He is a casual loser faggot.
>>75083832
Lmao there's absolutely nothing based about Dodgers fans. Your team sucks, and your team's biggest fan is the worst poster on this board. Lmao Dodgers cucks are pathetic.
At least we have fans, walgreens will win a championship one day for all of 12 people
>>75083858
well that we knew already
This niqqa needs a real pitching coach
wtf is this line
>>75083869
Hey. There's at least 15 of us.
>>75083869
Walgreens are better than you will ever be.
>>75083877
He was just showing everyone his Michael Pineda impression.
>>75083909
correction: walgreens has never won a playoff series
the lillies may be a bad franchise but they have some history
>>75083877
There's that 'elite' Phillies rotation we've been hearing so much about.
>>75083938
10 strikeouts is elite you retard. He's nervous because he has a lot of expectations to live up to.
>>75083929
We were the Expos. Who have had GREAT history. Suck it nerd enjoy 2nd place.
>>75083951
>we
>expos
wait uh seckund
So are we going to see 70, 80, or 90 of these gifs/webms this year?
>>75083832
>>75083948
I know a guy who can guide VV down the enlightened path.
Will you take one Sean Gilmartin?
>>75083416
Well, they beat us to be fair, but still not at the level of last year's east, which was pretty close until the end
The legend of JaCoby Jones continues.
>>75083985
>>75083951
>we
Nobody beats the Red Sox at shit posting.
They have had game threads that reach #3 on a regular game. Not even a playoff NOR a game against the Yankees.
I want to relocate every team to Las Vegas.
>>75083738
so are you pro or anti mets? everyone is healthy and pitching to their potential. except matz at the moment.
I'm a Marlins fan but the Braves are my second favorite team because I lived somewhere that only got the Braves for a while. Now I only get Nationals games. So is it alright to just be a fan of the NL East?
Predictions for tonight:
Giants vs Padres: Jints
Yankees vs Orioles: Orioles
Marlins vs Mets: Mets
Blue Jays vs Rays: Jays
Athletics vs Rags: Rags
Twins vs White Sox: White Sox
Cubs vs Brewers: Cubs
Royals vs Astros: Astros
Reds vs Cardinals: Cards
Indians vs Diamondbacks: Indians
Angels vs Mariners: Angels
>>75084041
>everyone is healthy
For now
>>75084050
Dubs confirm
>>75084003
So they have a lot of bandwagoners.
>its another >we suck episode
>the absolute state of Roid Cucks pitching
>>75084114
Endure it. There will shine a better day on the Braves. Just not today nerd.
Going to get cheesesteaks, see you cats later
>>75084043
just stream marlins games amigo
>>75084129
>Going to get cats, see you cheesesteaks later.
What in the literal fuck did he mean by this?
>>75083955
Ey Mike ow you doin first time listener long time caller you think Girardi's gonna play A Rod at third this season? I was thinkin he'd be awesome in right field, myself
I think it's about time Chris Nowlin got another chance. I mean, look at how his ERA declined each season.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=nowlin001chr
>Retarded fucking useless manager
>Horrible atrocious bullpen with no depth
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck you Farrell
Fuck you Dave
Dombrowski's bullpen moves have been horrendous and its already showing in game 3.
>>75084173
wtf I love brúce now
>>75084183
el oh el fuck you nerd i hope you lose again.
>>75084183
these posts are always the best part of roid sux losses
>>75083948
9.00 ERA.
>elite
Yankees will win the 2017 World Series to fill the month of February with rings (and a pocket watch).
>>75081693
The way this image is laid out is pure kino. The smugness of wahoo; his withering gaze at the emotionally traumatized fan at her first baseball game, his knowledge that he taught her a greater lesson than any words could have instilled, her refusal to even glance towards the grinning chief,
>>75084173
he'd look real good with a haircut and wearing pinstripes desu
>Farrell: "There'll be a time this season when we go to Kimbrel for four outs, but not in Game 3."
Hmm....
>>75084272
It's like they want to lose.
Jayson Werth is a little faggot. I want to see him get hit in the face by a fastball.
Bryce Harper is a little faggot. I want to see him get hit in the face by a fastball.
>>75083330
Hello Strobro
>>75084272
Kimbrel is dogshit in 4 out saves anyways. That's not what has me bothered.
What has me bothered is that he has Wright stay in for the 7th when he clearly is gassed from it (this guy IS coming off a shoulder injury John).
What has me bothered is that he doesn't just start the clean 8th with a hard thrower like Joe Kelly.
What has me bothered is that he goes to Robby Fucking Scott with 2 on in the 8th to face a guy that bats like .500 against lefties.
What has me bothered is that he just has no feel for the game, no fucking ability to understand what's going on and what he should do.
Today wasn't even really his fault, but he sure as shit didn't help.
He can't manage by situation. He can't manage by intangibles.
He has to manage by his robotic sense of matchups and his unbelievably flexible understanding of using relievers quite frankly whenever the fuck he wants.
And again, today's loss wasn't even really him. I didn't even think we had a chance with the lineup that was put out today because everyone is fucking sick or on the bereavement list.
But it still bothers me just how boldly incompetent he is.
>>75084328
lol get fucked bawwston i hope the RED SUX lose ten straight.
>>75084328
calm down you fucking autist its the third game of the season
>>75084328
how many games a year do you think the roid sux would win if you were manager
>They have salty in to catch Liriano
What are they FUCKING STUPID?
>>75084368
160 (id give my star players some off days in the final weeks to prepare for the playoffs)
>>75084328
kek boooommbston
You can pick 1 SS for your franchise. Who do you go with? I think I'd go Correa even though his big ass might end up at 3rd before it's all over.
Is it just me or are the Tigers a top tier second team?
>plays in the eastern timezone so if your team is in the west you have an early game option
>likeable stars
>ownership aren't cheap jews
>good hitting
>a few good to elite starters
>a couple good young guys
And finally
>a bullpen so shitty it will insure that any game can turn into a hilarious spaghettifest at any time no matter how large of a blowout it seems it might be.
>>75084420
Machado
>>75084420
I have a bias for Xander so I would pick him.
But Lindor is also pretty tempting.
>tfw you are witnessing the substantial rise in SS play in the AL this decade
Has autism gone too far?
What the fug will baseball stats be like in 50 years at this rate
>>75084429
if by "top tier second team" you mean "full of chokers and aging guys but not shitty enough to rebuild", then yeah sure
Convince me not to buy this
>>75084509
why would they put his ERA on the back?
>>75084328
20,000 hours
>>75083372
Minnesota and Baltimore are so good they haven't even lost a game all season
>>75084452
Mostly figured out I would guess.
>slide right into the bag
>right hand grazes the fielder because a bad feed took him into you
>fielder was never going to get the throw off anyway
>ruled a double play because takeout slide
and they sent the runner who went from second to third back to second, that makes even less sense
>>75084420
Steve Pearce
I'm downtown SD for the home opener right now, lord have mercy there are some hot chicks here... Jeez. Wish I had tickets
>>75084509
>name on the back
>>75084548
Don't do that to him
>>75084420
>>75084439
Correa and Lindor are both really solid choices. tbH I think Lindor is better at this point in his career, but Correa will probably improve more over the next few years.
The only real thing stopping Correa from moving to 3rd is Bregman, and hopefully he'll get traded soon (or prove himself, which would be ok too).
>>75084452
I really, really hate this image
>ywn witness 1930s-1960s baseball when stats were for nerds and greatness was more legend than digits
>>75084578
Twins will be good soon and Baltimore isn't bad now
>>75084509
Wearing another man's name on your back
>>75084420
I have to go with /our boy/ every single time tbhwy
>>75084576
>>75084605
I don't understand the criticism, 2bh. I see people do that all the time
>>75084607
On a scale of 1 to DG how stupid was this inning?
>o's
>winning tonight
pick one
>>75084595
>Twins will be good soon
Nigga no
>>75084595
Hell the Orioles are even bothering to improve their pitching! (they're adding even more relievers and just resigning themselves to shit starters)
>>75084634
mo'lester
>>75084547
S-A-V-E-D
My m8
>>75084632
i don't care about the name on the back but when it comes to yankee gear i have to get jersey's without the name for #authenticity. buy it and then carefully get rid of the name
I just remembered this moment for the first time since October probably.
>>75084607
>can throw up to 100 MPH
>throw shitty sliders away the entire inning
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING JOE
>>75084632
i was just memeing with the name on the back since their jerseys don't have their last names on the back.
>>75084637
>Severino pitching
>against le only hit dingers team
odds dont look good
>>75084659
I like the Os as they're the only team in the east who's fans are humans but they will never into pitching. They're too cheap and they play in a softball park.
>>75084637
you lost a series to the Rays
>>75084695
He was hanging half those sliders too. There was a least one pitch each to Jones, Upton, and V-Mart where I was honestly shocked they didn't drill it over the fence.
So how does baseball work?
>>75084777
you try not to throw hanging fastballs
>>75084777
There's singles, dubs, trips, and quads and you roll until you fail 27 times
>>75084777
you throw a ball to a guy who hits it with a stick, other people then try to catch that ball
>>75084777
Get a bunch of Mexicans, and some white guys to tell them what to do, then have them hit a ball with a stick and run around in a counter-clockwise circle for four hours.
Will the Padres be good this year ??
>>75081679
No. They actually are a part of 3 series, which are opening games for the home team, before having a home game of their own.
Unless you count a spring training game
>>75084793
czech this xbh
>>75084790
>Hanging fastball
umm
>>75084777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bKkGeROiPA
>>75084827
>27 get
Altuve MVP confirmed
>>75084811
You're joking, right?
>>75084845
Altuve will be traded to the Rangers in less than 72 hours.
>>75084811
Yes
t. Delusional Padre fan with too much hope for rookie hitters
>#Dodgers are now batting .190 (12 for 63) with 19 Ks vs left-handed pitching this season.
>>75084893
All you have to do is have an entire left-handed rotation and you would pitch endless no-hitters against the Doyers.
>>75084811
Nah, bro. >>75081577
SF Giants vs SD Padres #1
(SD home opener)
6:40 PM ET | 3:40 PM PT
>>75084846
>>75084846
>>75084846
>>75084920
>this shite is the one game on uk tv today
To the streams
>>75084978
Fuck the Mest go Phils!
Albert Pooholes
@thehazelmae
Umpires not yet here for 7:10p start. Combo brush fire/accidents closed interstate both ways. Boys in blue stuck in traffic #BlueJays #Rays
>the state of Florida
>nats
>>75085049
just shut the rays down.. they're literally a dumpster fire
>>75085049
How does this happen? Players and umps should be required to show up hours before start time
>>75085049
>literally one way to the (shitty) stadium
the rays would get better attendance at a college park in the city of tampa
>>75085049
Guess the rays are heading to montreal
>>75084843
Didn't know about that back to back homerun thing
>>75084978
Wheeler gives up how many runs today folks?
>dads
>>75085295
95.
mest-marlels
>>75085321
>>75085321
>>75085321
>>75084050
>Twins vs White Sox: White Sox
>Cubs vs Brewers: Cubs
One is wrong, the other is correct.
>>75085206
Casual
>>75084050
>not listing the starting pitchers
>>75085479
>caring about the people in charge of making the game boring
>>75085530
>a European has a casual as fuck baseball opinion
Every time
If you aren't at a game then go back to plebbit you fucking casuals.
>>75085548
>going outside
normie
>>75085600
technically inside
>>75085378
Yeah, the brewers should be the winners
Wew the Dodgers just got carved up in the 9th
>>75085548
>going to a millers game
Just hibernate til football season you fat fuck.
Post >yfw the NL West is being lead by the Rockies and Dbacks
What team do you guys want Ohtani to go to? I hope it isn't the Yankees they already got a Japanese pitcher.
>>75085644
Is it 2007 again?
>>75085644
good desu, Giants and Dodgers are stale
>>75085548
>calls others reddit
>sitting in the most reddit ballpark
?!?
>>75085652
Braves. Just for shits and giggles.
>>75085652
Any NL team so he gets to hit dingers
>>75085652
>>75085677
post yfw he goes to an AL team just for the memes
>>75085664
Maybe the Giants are but the Dodgers aren't
>>75084070
These dubs
>>75085652
Iwakuma is going to retire soon and the M's don't have any other Japanese players on the roster.
They haven't been without a native Japanese player since the late 90's
Ohtani will be a Mariner.
KC @ HOU
>>75085789
>>75085789
>>75085789
2lo :3
If the Indians get out of Arizona unscathed what's to stop them from completing the longest win streak and best start to a season all time?
>>75085697
Their greatest weakness, the t___s
>doyers
>>75085927
Meant to reply to
>>75085897
>tfw got to see my boys btfo the shitty dodgers batting from my club level seats on opening day
Best feel
>>75085652
>implying some team won't make him into a full time outfielder/DH
A good hitter is more valuable than a good pitcher unless he's Kershaw tier which I doubt. Already arguably the best hitter in NPB even though his main job is pitching, switching to hitting full time he'd be elite even here. Safer bet for health and longevity also. Maybe he can be a part time reliever
welp
>>75086005
>a good hitter is always better than a good pitcher
My teams record over the last 20 years suggests otherwise
Why does he wear the mask?
>Yankee fielder fucking up a double play by throwing the ball into Jones' head
lyl
Ayy's Rags thread
>>75086165
>>75086165
>>75086165
>>75086035
There is an anon who posts in /mlb/ that thinks if you throw at the runner and hit him then the runner is out.
>>75086180
some kickball rules right there
>>75086198
He's a cusb fan. No surprise there.
>liriano
worst start of his career
>>75086242
he was nails in ST damn, glad I didn't pick him up for fantasy this week, I almost did
The whos dump peter bourjos and the rays are starting him?
Is this another level of art?
getting ready
>>75086283
My name is the Oakland Athletics. I killed your playoff hopes. Prepare to die.
I stated earlier that I hate the MAriners but I'm gonna retract that because desu I just feel bad for them
>>75086319
ok, not sure how to feel about this
>It's day 2 of the baseball season, and rich hill is already done for the year
At least ryu lasted more than the 1 inning I expected before his elbow exploded?
>>75086528
>doyers
LGTSS
>Francisco Liriano
>Zack Wheeler
>Matt Cain
>>75086527
Would you rather be hated or pitied?
Second call for Royals at Astros
>>75085789
>>75085789
>>75085789
>>75086571
loved and feared as a god
>>75081532
Rockies.
>>75086628
Definitely neither of those
>>75086678
did they just buy the costume from barney and recolor it?
>>75086705
Hey, it was 1994.
>>75086723
do they know its not 1994 anymore?
>los doyers
>>75086755
Are infinitely better than your joke team.
>>75086744
>1994 was 53 years ago
>>75085652
He has made it clear he wants to play for a california team many many times already
he loves kershaw
grew up watching nomo
likes LA for whatever reason
has a massive hard on for kershaw
hes obviously going to the padres
>>75086896
considering the japs completely jew teams out of money to sign people, the padres would have to septuple their teams salary just to get him for half a season
Its there a Mets v. Marlins thread
>Fulmer goes 6 shutout innings
>Gary hits his 1st HR
I'm loving this broship
>>75087267
looking for a link to the impossible winnie the pooh game please
>>75087343
http://lol.disney.com/games/winnie-the-pooh-home-run-derby
>>75087343
http://www.flashrelax.com/play-Winnie-The-Pooh-s-Home-Run-Derby.html
>>75087372
thx m8
Just a daily reminder that the San Francisco Giants have blown 8 leads since April 2nd, 2017.
>mfw west coast games
>>75084663
No prob m8
So we're living in a world where the DBacks and Rockies are unironically winning the NL West?
>>75087372
>>75087378
Isn't the not version supposed to be harder?
>>75087516
They're both good
Based Kurkjian said during the offseason they would be unironically good
>>75087534
Nip*
Faggot sent before I caught it
GET IN HERE YOU LOSERS
>>75085789
>>75085789
>>75085789
>>75085789
>>75085789
>>75085789
>>75087516
If you can unironically type this again in one and a half months then yes
>>75087549
I hope not I cant even do the fucking english one
>>75085652
>>75085697
Tito's getting his man, desu
>>75085927
>sweep the calendar
>... up to the twins, then get swept and give up ~100 runs
I'm actually waiting for it.
EAT SHIT METHINALS
>>75087567
Thank you Resd fans for shutting up the Tardinals. Maybe one day you can be good again.
>>75085652
I'd love to see him on the Indians. Imagine if Tito had a day in the rotation to rest the DH or a player to bring in for a pinch hit and then keep in for relief
>>75086755
the jints look absolutely terrible m8
>>75087534
no idea. stuck on rabbit rn
Will belt murder the pitching staff in the locker room after the game?
>>75087651
Belt will take a bat to every head.
>>75087613
>rest the DH
>>75081586
The umpires' union says yes
>>75087613
>rest the DH
The Rags are unironically blowing an 8 run lead right now
colon is cute. CUTE!
>>75081639
daily reminder that beating the Rockies is equivalent to winning a WS game for the Dodgers
>>75087705
>rags ragging
>>75087705
>expecting the >rags to not >rag
>>75087681
>>75087700
Rest whomever is at DH that day and either have Ohtani bat (because one can opt out of using a DH) or just use him at DH. Remember that both of our DHs are also fielders and trade off 1B and there is nothing wrong with giving dudes days off especially down the stretch
>>75087758
>keeping stickem on your chest to help out the pitcher
fine em all
stinky smelly is hitting some bombs desu
>>75087613
>>75087752
>Tito rotates Otani, Santana, and Encarnacion as DH when Otani isn't pitching
Absolute madman. Will Otani be able to hit well in MLB though?
Is Greg Bird dare I say it a bust?
BTW your winless teams are
>Royals
>Rags
>>75087802
Rags will probably win tonight against the Pathetics. So it's just the Boyals that suck now.
Based A's
Keep it up
>>75087784
He's a good hitter in Nip Ball. Even if he doesn't translate to a god over here he'll be good. Has he indicated where he'd like to go yet?
>>75087802
>>75087813
you watching the game?
theyre doing their best to blow that 8 run lead
>>75087827
>mariners
1-3 teams don't get to talk shit, sweetie
>>75087836
Except we are right now.
>rags
>>75087836
they do against 0-3 teams
>>75087836
Well the issue was teams without wins, and the M's technically do get to talk shit in that regard
I've seen everything I need to see. The Angels are winning the world series.
>rags
I got nothing
greg bird might be the worst first baseman in baseball lmao
dude's gonna get benched after one week
>>75087857
>>75087859
i literally didn't realize the rags were 0-3. wasn't that faggot tiki hyping them up as the best rotation in the AL?
>>75087955
>listening to tripfags
I think we found our problem here
>9th inning
>2 outs
>3-0 count
>Span strikes out
>>75087987
GOAT
>>75087987
I don't know why but I giggled
The rags are unironically gonna blow an 8-0 lead to the pathetics
Do NOT touch that dial!
Mariners @ Angels
>>75087264
>>75087264
early cause im dumb
Lindor on the juice
>jints.
Given up the lead 8 times this season.
Fuck this damn team
why are teams allowed to promote domestic violence offenders for profit? that seems like it shouldn't be a thing
really shouldn't talk about ranger fans like that
>2017
>walking in the tying run then walking in the go ahead run right after
i seriously, SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this
>that Odor swag
K I N O
I
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so what was all that banter about the
>rags?
Pilates
>>75088425
>the state of that camera man
Thank you so much for SEFF SMIFF M's
>>75088425
Brandon Belt showed of his extensive Pilates skills too today. Wonder if they have the same dealer, I mean teacher?
CARLOS
well our bullpen/starting rotation is at least 50% trash, but I think our bats are bretty gud this year
then again, it might just be because its the D-backs and padres
>>75088425
i just noticed it was caught by a dude in a cavs jersey.
Reds have some nasty young pitchers desu
>>75088425
Bite your tongue
>>75088531
Based
Ubaldo Jimenez deserves a four year 100 million dollar contract.
>The Rockies unironically lead the NL West
Seff Smiff
>>75088591
he deserves 1 yr, league minimum
>>75088604
It's 2007 all over again in more ways than one.
>>75088608
good old dad
CUBS FANS ARE TERRORISTS
>mfw homolester is jerking off in the street
>>75088655
the ride never ends
>>75088625
>Rocktober 2017
>>75088696
Get ready to get swept by the Red Sox again lol.
>>75088655
>If I sucked your dick I bet you'd like it
What did he mean?
>>75088655
>grid cities
who /no offense/ here?
>>75088655
mo has gone too far
>>75088709
>MFW it's the White Sox
>>75088744
I actually would shit my pants at the prospect of the White Sox being good.
>>75088608
and while Smiff does this, Gallardo is busy being shit
You can only respond to this post if your team is .500
>tfw Tanaka gets opt-outed
This pitcher Iglesias for the Reds is fucking nasty.
>>75088861
hopefully not for long
>>75088861
>>75088861
3-1 reporting in
>Methinals
>>75088899
81-81 it's confirmed.
>>75088851
Hey Mariners the Orioles have a lump of coal
Do you want to trade one of your best prospects or most useful utility players for it this time?
Red Sux lost, Blow Gays gonna lose while putting up 7 runs, and we beat the Stankees with a comeback HR in the 7th. Can today get any better? Literally who can stop us?
>>75088933
Reds are the best team in the state and are better than St. Poois.
>>75088942
>mfw that's enough to make the WC in the NL this year
>>75088933
>.750 = .500
get outta here phillies 2
>>75088851
Will the Mariners ever trade for someone good?
>>75088946
cant the coal hit dingers?
wait shit, wrong guy. can the coal play good defense but not hit worth shit?
>>75088957
>Reds are the best team in the state
Seriously tho, that Cuban the Reds have now might even be nastier than Chapman. Live fastball and a devastating slider/change.
>>75088977
trading walker and marte for segura and haniger is looking good so far
>>75088982
>no WS wins since 1948
vs.
>no WS wins since 1990
Much smaller gap.
man that Juan Uribe baseball reference picture looks rough
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/u/uribeju01.shtml
>Be Rockies fan
>Go to Opening Day, have a fucking great time
>Get hype and buy MLB The Show 17
>Get home, stoked to start playing
>Play as Rockies
>No Greg Holland
Why does god laugh at my misery?
>>75089000
Thought you were talking about standings, because the Indians are currently 1.00.
Which is the only thing that makes sense since St. Louis is much better than the Reds if you're going off of WS
>>75088933
>methinals
>tardinals
>shitinals
>>75089035
Methinals are shit and have nothing that the Reds don't already have.
Reminder that Josh Tomlin was one of the best strike throwers last season
>>75089012
keep in mind he went from almost a decade of san fran and LA into 3 years of atlanta/newyork/cleveland
surprised he hasnt ended it all
>>75089032
How drunk was LoDo?
>>75088899
CUTE
>>75088986
He makes some pitches that are literally unhittable.
His issue appears to be stamina and health. He prolly weighs like 100 pounds. Wears down.
>>75089058
Reds don't have a guy in jail for cheating baseball to the point that the team shouldn't exist anymore
Rose is running free
>>75089113
The drunkest
>tfw you will never have a broship as strong as manny-schoop
>>75089126
If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying. Rose is a hero and belongs in the hall.
>>75089113
>that hairline
I assume this is somewhere outside the dome itself but it looks pretty dope
>>75089154
Pete Rose wasn't banned for cheating. Gambling on your team to win is not cheating.
>>75089190
looks like a waffle iron
>>75089198
>I never bet against the team I s-swear!
>>75089210
Cheating is okay. We need to bring back steroids. Baseball is better without rules.
>>75089219
this
>>75089219
everyone is already on steroids bro, they just witch-hunt good guys like bonds
>>75089190
>Waffle House Field
>jays game gonna be over 4 hours
get fucked manfred
Rangers win, bullies BTFO!
>>75089420
>1-3
>>75089420
>>75089420
>rags
Calling it now. Thank you Asstros. They needed this. Looking forward to the sweep.
>>75089420
>rags
>>75088741
IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY
Step aside for the future GOAT.
>>75089522
To be fair Vargas was dominant as fuck.
Who else /threeandone/ here
>>75089522
>lastros
>>75089190
>I assume this is somewhere outside the dome
huge if true
*Puts you on the 60 day DL
>>75088741
Yo
>>75089565
Still 1stros tho lol
>>75089579
>Cusb
Brandon Moss for sale. 5 Triple A prospects OBO
royals win?
>>75089579
>cubs
>>75089615
Little Duffy.
>>75089615
Nice Thumbnail genius
>>75089579
>mfw Cubs wait another century before winning the worlds eries again
>>75089599
They'll always be the lastros.
>>75089579
Ahahaaahahahahahahhahahaha
>>75089040
>>75088933
>>75089564
the prophecy is coming true lads
>>75089666
horrific trips, Damien.
starting to hate this team boys
hey Injuns. We comming for your ass. Bats is woken now. Ain't no body gonna stop us now.
>>75089789
good thing the rest of your division is shit
Tribe pitching is garbage
who /159-3/ here?
indians what are you doing
>>75089878
Building drama
or maybe just losing, not sure
>>75089878
>another 70 run ninth inning will happen
Are you worried about something?
wow Jon Jay does have a hot thick ass
>>75089916
Are you new? MMR is our bro
>>75089789
fuck off space
you went 3-1 in your first series
Are Rangers fans the whitest in the league?
>>75089951
whitest hispanics
>>75089951
>Texas
>white
>>75089951
No, that's the Red Sox
>>75089951
>Mexicans
>White
>>75089975
>boston
>white
what percentage of fans at miller park you think are cubs fans? I'm guessing 90% at least
>>75090039
0% because people from Illinois are turned away at the border.
WHY IS GREG HOLLAND NOT IN THE SHOW 17???
>>75089993
then why don't you tell us your answer, genius
>.063 avg
>.180 ops
which team is paying 25 million for this?
>>75089789
nice blog tripfag
>>75090082
anglels
>heyward comes up and hits into a DP on the first pitch
>>75090082
>>75090176
Dodgers.
>>75090195
>>75090176
its the anglels
who on the doyers is that bad?
>>75090213
I figured it was their collective stats against lefties. I didn't realize it was one player.
>>75090227
no
that is what the angels are paying a single player to do for them
>>75090259
Jesus Christ.
THIS is a "ballgirl" in Milwaukee.
>ball
yes
>girl
no
Nothing feminine about this hambeast.
I just realized Trevor Bauer is pitching against Zack Greinke today lol
>>75090372
autism isnt a joke canada
>>75090372
Put em together and they still can't top your bigg dogg spergatism my dude
If someone wants to strangle Mike Montgomery for me I'd greatly appreciate it.
>>75090461
What was that? You wanted me to give him a 8 year deal for 130 million?
New thread where?
>>75090461
Ehh, it was mostly Willson's fault. Look at his set up on those pitches. It was really exaggerated and it became difficult for Montgomery to hit a target.
NEW
>>75087897
>>75087897
>>75087897
>>75090513
Gay.
>>75086678
amazing mascot
Actual NEW
>>75090689
>>75090689
>>75090689
>>75090689