/heem/ hands on towell edition

Is DC /ourmanlet/?

>>75080252
>that physique

I know he came off the gas but there's no excuse for a professional athlete to look that bad

>DC misses weight by 1.2 lbs
>Rumble weighs in 1.2 lbs under weight
>DC makes weight 1 minute later

hmm

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>Put me back in, coach!

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Pfifth pfor The Pfist

NEWS
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/850374287508865026

Calvillo-Gonzalez CANCELLED DUE FAKE TITS

Reminder that 205 (also NY) had TATE

>>75080351
so thats how DC lost the weight

>>75080351
New York was a mistake

>>75080252
Fatfuck cheating piece of shit

>>75080310
fugg somebody save him

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>>75080534
As fresh as a daisy

>>75080541
Gross he's turning into ray longo.

>Babe can't fight because fake tits
>DC makes weight minutes after missing it naked
>Chris Weiman looks like Marilyn Manson


UFC 210 is already super fucking entertaining

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>>75080527
helax docky

Just a heeminder that Miesha Tate is the ONLY woman in UFC genetically modified to be perfect breeding material

>>75080552
Hey nigger, for one day can you get off my nuts? Thanks.

>>75080281
lmao

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Cheating fatfuck nigger

>https://twitter.com/AngieOverkill/status/850382077442744320

kek

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>docksperg triggered by Bigg Based DC

>>75080581
Apes don't have integrity. They will lie, cheat, steal without hesitation.

>>75080586
>putting a meme arrow on a link

How am I supposed to triple click and right click now, dummy?

>>75080581

lmao

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>DC loses 1.2 pounds
>rumble weighs in 1.2 pounds under 205

really makes you think

>>75080586
I like her, she's a goodgirl

>>75080586
Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7q3ZSViu_Y

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>>75080281
that's nasty

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>MUH ALL AMERICAN GOODBOI DINDU NUFFINZ

Jones needs to get on twitter and start talking shit about Daniel cheating to make weight.

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APOLOGIZE

>>75080597
>docksperg triggered by people who arent malnourished dwarfs

>>75080642
Jones with the fat jokes inc.

>>75080607

I think that was just a weird coincidence, don't see how they could have fucked with the scale in that short of a time period with it totally out in the open like that.

DC definitely cheated by holding onto the towel though.

Laughing at all the fatfucks ITT that identify with fatfuck DC

Being fat is not ok, losers. I know it's easy to sit on your ass all day drinking soda and eating hot pockets, but you'll never loser your virginity.

>>75080642
Not yet. He wants DC to win. He wants nothing to do with Rumble in the Jungle.

>>75080630
what is lighting for 500?

>>75080630
He doesn't look that bad. Definitely looks worse but not Vitor type bad.

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holy shit Jones' twitter pic

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Based fucking DC lmao.

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>>75080672
>wheelkick
>IVs
>romero roids!
>l-lighting

>>75080668
100%

>>75080551
>Chris Weiman looks like Marilyn Manson

Anyone got a pic of this?

>>75080630
looks literally the same just a fucked up face

>>75080630

I've seen other pictures where Weidman looks worse, but this one I think the difference is just lighting + HD vs potato quality. In general Weidman has looked pretty good for this fight in the embeddeds and stuff; he's either back on the gas or he's just lost some fat or something.

For you guys that have a scale: I want you to try an experiment.

Weight yourself, then step off the scale.

Then, way yourself with your hands simply resting on the counter.

>>75080669
ay fuck you nigga i lost 30 lbs the last 2 months im getting there

>>75080711
but they weren't simply resting right, the guys lifting up the towel were using force to lift up his weight

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>rumbletards already making excuses
stay salty while we be eating cake

DC has always had problems making weight. HE missed weight at the fucking olympics. Dude is unprofessional like most blacks. They dont have a good work ethic or take pride i their profession.

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post professional fighters who NEVER miss weight

Remember when GSP missed weight so the canadian athletic commission changed the rule on the fly and made it so he just had to be under 171?

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>>75080736

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>>75080736
TYBJ for your endless professionalism

>>75080734
succ posting wont save you
DC is anti boy right now

>>75080721
The only thing that does is give DC a surface to lay his mass on. Simply resting your hands on the counter can drop a couple pounds. Pressing down on the counter can drop twenty. Try it.

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like, is it humanly possible to squeeze a 1.2lb'er in under 60 seconds?

>>75080711
Normal - 160.2lbs
Fingertips just barely resting on counter - 159.8lbs

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>>75080711
We know already you dumb fuck, anyone who doesn't immediately break the scale as soon as stepping on it is aware that with two fingers you can shed like 10kg no problem.

I don't give a fuck, nigga. DC is still me boy, he can get KTFO tomorrow for all I care, HE'S STILL MY BOY.

>>75080716
>>75080746
Doing g-d's work here with those webums, Paddy. I saved them. I saved them all.

>>75080748

Vat are you talking about, zat was always zee rule

Nothing to zee here

NYSAC get your shit together boi

>>75080753
Thank you based Jacare.

>>75080765
based fucking spain with the patrician taste.

DC is the GOAT

Black privilege s m h

>>75080761
Did he run to the back and take a yuge Schaub?

>>75080753
oh look he posted it again! id love to shut you up face to face

>>75080757

Kind of wish DC had pressed down way too hard and "weighed in" at like 180

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>>75080549
Longo's eyes are something else

>>75080630
Yoel really fucked the left side of his face. It's scary, it looks like he had nerve damages

>>75080787
That would have been hilarious.

>>75080281
DC weighed in before Rumble (both times)

This shit is so rigged i'm going to find another sport to care about.

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>>75080351
Miesha is all natural tho

>>75080791
Longo kinda has that 1000 yard stare or whatever its called

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Gimme one good reason why I should give a shit that DC cheated to make weight if the UFC and the commissions are fucking cool with it

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>>75080765
Here's another one m8

The people talking about the scale being tampered with and thats why Rumble came in 1.2 pounds under are just trying to deflect from the fact that DC cheating by pushing on the towel.

>>75080797
fuck off joao

>>75080797
Every sport has shady doings.

>>75080761
lost so hard

>>75080273
He got fucked up kidneys from cutting weight when he wrestled. He basically can't cut much water weight anymore.

>>75080791

This is a man who has seen so much shit he never leaves home without toilet paper

>>75080784
>weidmanfags deflecting hard
Thank You Based USADA

>>75080805
yeah he does, seems like a really nice guy too

>>75080811
AHAHAHAH Good one William.

>>75080808
so rumble would weigh 205 at the dot? he didnt look surprised when the number was called. lay off the devils lettuce my man

>>75080816
I know a wiseguy that says Longo is connected to some pretty powerful people.

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>>75080797
PO CARALHO FELHO DA POUTA

OBLA CONAS VAI LEVAR NO CU LOL

>>75080807
>Rory flat out bullying Tyrese
Based.

>people actually think he shaved a pound off by leaning on a FUCKING TOWEL

It's clearly being held loose as fuck if he put force on it the thing would crumple

>>75080829

He should do something about Mousasi's kneecaps

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>>75080798
does this confirm her tits are natty?

>>75080830
Filho* Puta*

Good one Filipe.

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officially /ourgirl/

>>75080833
1 lb isn't alot of force. hell even resting your dick on the towel they have raise would garner at least a 1/2 pound for the most meager man

>>75080833
so then how'd he do it?

>>75080827
>he didnt look surprised when the number was called
Maybe because he already knew his weight, dummy. You think that was his first time stepping on a scale all day? lol youre fucking dumb.

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>>75080765
LOL YOU MAD BOY? CHEATING FAT BOY!

JON JONES IS GONNA SUCC THAT DICC

>>75080833
It's all in his thumbs man. Really though I watched the guys holding the towel they act pretty good if there really holding it up for DC.

>>75080842
Maybe Champs get a exemption?

>>75080856
they cut off his testicles

>>75080849
she looks like an upgraded version of juliana pena

>>75080833
lol everyone laugh at how stupid this bong is.

He probably doesnt know that a pound is less than a kilogram.

>>75080842
>wondering why some ufc employee is looking at her ass
>just Caraway

>>75080856
Maybe he went back stage and fucking did 2 minutes of jumping jacks or shoved his fingers down his throat?

Took his underwear off and shaved his pubes.

>>75080833

t. person who has never tried this with a scale

It's shockingly easy to shave off a couple lbs just by applying the slightest amount of pressure to a surface. The towel may look kind of loose, but keep in mind that a) the guys holding the towel were all backstage discussing with DC during the 2 minutes between weighins, and b) there is literally no other plausible explanation for DC losing 1.2 lbs in 2 minutes.

>>75080871
zuffa shill detected

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>>75080847
Eu sei seu conas, escrevo como se pronuncia o Português que aprendi. Achas que faço as merdas a meias? ACHAS QUE SOU PORTUGUÊS? ACHAS QUE SOU BRAZUCA? VESTE O GI E DIZ-ME ISSO À CARA!

>>75080861
My fucking sides

Why the fuck does anyone care anyway?

Weigh ins are literally 100% cheating in the first place because of this water weight dehydration shit. Who cares if you didn't almost kill yourself slightly enough?

>>75080876
It's also shockingly difficult to be precise. Like another anon said, how did DC not come in multiple pounds under weight? How did he apply the EXACT amount of pressure necessary to make 205 on the dot?

https://streamable.com/xgwek

it's easy af you retards

>>75080896
this. im just glad rumble can win the belt now

>>75080896
people get triggered by based dc since he doesn't act like a thug

>>75080896
This

People are just looking for an excuse to shit on Cormier

>>75080898

Cause he was looking at the number and applying just the right amount of pressure?

I mean, yeah, it's tough to be precise, but it's a lot more plausible that DC was able to be precise than it is that he somehow lost that weight in such a short period of time, or that he cheated in some other way.

*career ending breast implants*

>>75080896
He has probably practiced this trick a million times. Two guys pull the towel taught, then the further he pushes the center of the towel down with his hands, the more weight it takes off.

>>75080896
lol first the little bitch said he didnt cheat and now he says he did cheat but who cares.

all you little r/mma losers need to stay on r/mma.

>>75080908
>Cuts off 10-20 pounds

Ok now explain how DC managed to do EXACTLY the amount off pressure required to hit 205

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>WAAAH WAAAAH HE DIDNT STARVE HIMSELF FOR ONE MORE POUND WAAAH

Wonder how DC's going to answer questions about the towel desu

>>75080898
He looked down at the scale, stupid.

DC fans are showing off how stupid they are. I've known this for a while. 90% of DC fans are morons with shit jobs. But now everyone can see how stupid DC fans are.

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>be an mma fighter
>get fake tits

some people just are not willing to be whatever it takes

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So did this weigh in Fiasco make anyone else forget that we shot 60 Tomahawk missiles at Syria last night?

I forgot that shit even happen

>>75080842
No they're 100% fake. Her titties got grandfathered in.

>>75080937
Coincidence? DC has probably practiced this a million times and can do it successfully within 1-2 pounds. He's just lightly laying his hands on there. If you practiced it a couple of times I bet you could do it successfully five times in a row with a tolerance of 1-2 pounds.

>>75080281

I don't get it

>>75080950

I don't understand why a fighter would even want fake tits. In her defense, Gonzalez got some fucking nice ones

>>75080926
Good on NYC who wants to see her take a knee to the tit and pop?

>>75080950
She's waiting like Miesha until after she retires.

>>75080948
>>75080937
this. you can even see in the video his hands going up and down

not saying I care but lets not ignore the facts here

>>75080948
t. Projecting moron with a shit job

Stop caring about what other people make loser and maybe you'd have something

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>1.2lbs will change the outcome of a fight

>>75080682
its been that since the usada decision 189er detected

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>>75080950
>get breast reduction
>become a millionaire
>become tliterally the best female tennis player in the world (not counting those black sisters)

>>75080937

By applying a very slight amount of pressure while watching the number to make sure he was getting it right.

It's not that it wouldn't be difficult to hit 205 exactly, but what are the alternative explanations?

DC was able to lose the weight legally in 2 minutes? Physically impossible unless he's a complete moron who came into the weighins holding in a shit.

Some other way of cheating? The NYSAC tampering with the scale in 2 minutes with it completely open in front of dozens of journalists and on a live video feed? Way less plausible than DC using the towel.

>>75080975
Aww the little low income DC fan got his feeling hurt.

Your hero is a fatfuck cheating nigger. I'm a white man that cleared $100k last year. Deal with it.

>>75080977
>its okay to cheat

>>75080979
hey dumbass 189 was 2 years ago so thats no longer an insult

>>75080967
Low self esteem. Women with implants are 3x more likely to successfully commit suicide.

>>75080968
>Good on NYC who wants to see her take a knee to the tit and pop?

Me and I'm one step closer to the end.

>>75080988
>bragging about your money to strangers
>5'4 dwarf
>white
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>75080988
Racism isn't cool man

Neither is lying on a online Japanese animation forum

>>75080997
Just imagine it though one deflated saggy tit with all the skin drooping

>>75080988
>man

being a man would entail being over 150lbs

>>75080273
he is thick as fuck, have you seen his back? Aesthetics != performance all of the time.

>>75080884
WOOOOW, Deves ser o Rei Filipe VI, é o único espanhol que sabe Português.

t. sua majestade.

>>75080997

So they're a lot like trans people. Interesting and unforutnate

But how much water weight did each guy cut?

If Rumble lost like 25 pounds which will come back on and DCheater lost 22 pounds of water weight who's the real cheater here?

Who who who?

lol Cynthia enjoy your 10K

>>75081014
I'll webm it and upload it to a rekt thread for upvotes.

>>75080997
>>75081025
how much of those are strippers, pornstars and prostitutes?

Can we just bring IV's back

>>75081035
>sauna
everytime, I dont get this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNNfYU_019s

Look at how those two fucking towels just SPRING back up when he removes his hands lmfao

>>75081038
Don't know. The connection makes sense on the surface level. Literally so pathetic you decide to have your chest or ass cut open to inflate it lmao.

>>75081050
I NEED Miesha to sit on my face

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>>75081023
>Espanhol
Lê entre linhas my boy.

>>75081035
REAL TITS

>>75081046
Based fucking Hohy.

>>75080987
Could he throw up, force a piss? Can you lose a pound of water weight with 2 minutes of exercise?

How much do Reebok underwear weigh?

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https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/850393982161104896

>squeeze her fuckin tits bro, they're soft

>>75081066
man he called for the towel before he even got on the scale

He knew something was up

>>75081083
Estou perdido sua majestade.

>>75081066

lol

That pretty much settles it imo, DC cheated to make weight and he did it by holding on to the towel.

Not the worst thing in the world as cheating goes, but if you're claiming that he did it legally or that he used some other method of cheating you're dumb

>WMMA moved to main card
>Bout cancelled due to titties

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>>75081066
i just realized that guy behind DC hugs his bare ass

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The true natty goat

>>75081011
Racism is cool, actually. And I've never lied about anything on this board. Don't need to.

>>75081066
Yeah the towel thing is blatantly obvious, you can even see him pushing it up and down so that he hits 205 perfectly.

>>75081114
how many pictures of her shit tits does she take a day?

>hiking

>>75081106
If your going to chest why do it so blatantly?

Couldn't he have pinched the towel and pulled down where his arms would be obscured from view?

>>75081114
Man her phone and social media must be blowing up right now.

>>75081066
wtf ariel bout to cream his fucking jeans over nothing

>>75081133
Holy shit give it up m8. He cheated. End of story.

>>75081084

Well, he weighed in with a towel the first time too so it couldn't be the underwear.

If you hadn't just done a crazy weight cut you could maybe lose 1.2 lbs that quickly by throwing up, or taking a shit. The thing is, when you're at the end of a punishing, 20+ lb weight cut, you can't just throw up or shit on command. There's nothing left in you.

So basically, no. None of those options make sense given the circumstances.

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https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/850162031147835392
Could Kelvin be anymore unprofessional?

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>>75081154
>triggered by based dc this hard
let it gooooo

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Will The Cheesecake Factory let Cynthia pick up a couple shifts to make ends meet?

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>>75081104
[spoiler]Sou um snownigger.[/spoiler]

>>75081158
>Dating a guy in the same weightclass as you
>Meanwhile Hogda only dates heavyweights

BASED DC LADS, BASED FUCKING DC

>>75081133

I'm sure he would have preferred to do things a little more subtly, but it's not like he had time to plan everything perfectly

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DC will be living in all of your minds for months, rent free.

AKA nutritionist on an absolute roll

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Anyone else hoping the women's fight stays removed from the card?

>>75081099
he knew that he was gonna struggle to make weight, they weigh in before they enter.

he did hold the towel but plenty of people ask for the towel before they get on the scale.

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>>75080871
>Took his underwear off and shaved his pubes.

I like this theory.

>>75081189
it could be a good fight

but i'd gladly give this fight as sacrifice

>>75081189
Katlyn Chookagian vs. Irene Aldana is now on the PPV

>>75081189
I wasnt expecting that breh

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Spell "Lester" /Heem/

DC TOOK A SHIT AND INHALED SOME HELIUM

>>75080871
>shave pubes
>don't shave beard

hm hmm hmmm

>>75081187
He'll be forgotten by monday morning bro. Rumble is gonna win and Jones is gonna come in the cage and come monday everyone's just be talking about the return of the GOAT against Rumble.

>>75081218
Leicester

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>/heem/ predicts ufc 210

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>>75081218
i'll spell your fuckin ass with my balls

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DC will succ tomorrow, and there isn't anything Rumble can do about it

>>75081173
Sua majestade também costuma visitar o /int/?

>had an enema
>Took his underwear off
>Shaved his pubes
>Sniffed some onions
>Got a quick blowie to blow a load while spitting on the person giving him head
>clipped his finger and toenails

Thats why he's the champ.

>>75081218
Lstr

>>75081237
Not if DC pulls out a cheeky 47-47 draw and retains his title.

>>75081236
The disrespect!

The NYSAC is a complete joke

Isnt the scale just a regular digital one anyways? Why is there an actual one attached to it?

>>75081293
Friendly reminder that new york refs and judges are retarded

>>75081236
>that bacne
why did rory run to bellator? usada hurt his feefees?

>>75081279
>all in under 2 minutes

what a man

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>>75081277
Tem dias. LUTA COMIGO! AHHHHHHHHH!

>>75081309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tef03lqgsr8

Mate, shut the fuck up and get away from me. You're an idiot.

>That one triggered by DC Amerisperg
Lmao.

>>75081327
Well he did have like 6 guys with him cheering like crazy after he made cut. They all scrambled together to get her done.

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IT DOESN'T MATTER, NONE OF IT

>>75081329
Spainsperg, you speak english,spanish,and Portuguese? I speak english,spanish,tagalog

>>75081351
This is /heem/

>>75081329
what are you gonna do you lil twerp?

>>75081361
>tagalog

Such an ugly language. Spanish mixed with chinese. It sounds more like barking than speaking.

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>>75081361
English, Spanish, Portuguese, bit of French, bit of Italian, tiny bit of Romanian and of course my native tongue which I've already spoken to a fellow countryman in these generals.

>Tagalog
Why on Earth would you?

>Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world

>>75081367
Say that again but this time in my guard.

>>75081376
>>75081383
It is an ugly language but I had Filipino friends at a young age, my first language is spanish so it made learning it easier

>>75081133

That would probably be worse, because you'd still be able to see what he was doing and there's no cover explanation for it. The way he did it he can claim that he was just moving the towel to see the number on the scale, even though that's obviously bullshit.

DC couldve been a DNB but decided to do the right thing and save the card

How can one man be so BASED???

it's true

is it possible to lose 1.2lbs by inhaling a large amount of helium and holding your breath? did anybody check if dc had an unusually high voice?

Arianny got shit on

>AKA

The absolute state of that entire gym currently

>>75081458
For real. They need to get the fuck out of my good state of california and go to florida.

>>75081458
what are you talking about nothing happened 210 is on

>>75081458

AKA is actually a cutting edge social experiment to see what will happen if you take the best natural talents and pair them with the worst trainers and nutritionists in the business.

OH NO! I CAN'T WATCH

>>75081458
Jesus. What the shit is going on there.

>>75081416
I think DC fucked it up because he's LITERALLY DYING and isn't thinking straight.

Watch the video again. There's two towels. A guy holds the second white towel lower than the UFC towel. This was probably the one he was planned to push down on. It would have been out of sight.

When he just pushed on the front one the guy holding the second towel just walked away.

>>75081488
Well some of us are trying to.

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS

WHO SAID THAT

>>75080807
Is this Tyron's usual gameplan?

Back against the cage for much of the fight and wait for an opening to land an overhand?

>>75080849
Tasty

WAS IT YOU STRING BEAN

>the nation state of AKA

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>>75081488
>>75081502
>>75081511
>>75081522
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!

>>75081534
Jon pls

>>75081512
You've never seen his fights before huh? That's generally how he fights. He lost a striking match to Jake Shields.

>>75081501

Watching the video again I think that's totally what happened, no reason for that other towel to be there.

Also DC looks fucking dead, bet the house on Rumble

What's wrong with weidman's face? He never looked this bad before.

>>75081563
Homero rearranged his face

>>75081563
He took a Cuban missile straight to he fucking dome.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYOWAA4Vmfo

HEY IDIOTS

You guys knew about this right?

Or was you to distracted by Daniels big booty

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SHEEEEEEEE forgot image

>>75081218
leicester

Guys, I have a question. So yesterday Gastelum tested positive for Marijuana right? As the failed test was in-competition, does that mean his win over Vitor will be overturned?

>>75081626
Most likely be made a NC yes

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>>75081584

>Pearl is the thumbnail

REAL EMBEDDED NOT A TRICK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYOWAA4Vmfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYOWAA4Vmfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYOWAA4Vmfo

>>75081626
Most likely

>>75081584
Who /Pearl/ here?

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*calls Jon a cheat*
*proceeded to cheat to make weight*

JON!

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>>75081584
Damn, D.C. looks like he's homeless.

>>75081648
>>75081672
Seems fair. I get it, it's weed, but given that they only test for it in-competition you'd have to be an idiot to be caught with it. Gastelum needs to be more professional and I hope this serves as a lesson.

Do you idiots really think DC holding on towel made a difference

>>75081725
yes

>>75081050
her face truly is irredeemable

>>75081737
shut up

>>75081725
Why not? Either that or the Commission altered the scale which is even worse. Nobody sheds a 1lb of weight in 2 minutes.

>>75081662
>2:38
>you like them nuts in your mouth

TOP KEK!

>>75081189
Bro what is the source of this webm

>>75081383
Onde é que aprendeste Tuga?

>>75081725

yep

>>75081443
He's probably just took a shit.

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>>75081764
Aprendi quando era puto, ia aí muitas vezes (ainda hoje em dia vou) e tenho amigos por todo Portugal.

Boas gentes vocês, boas comidas, moças bonitas e sem bigode como eu gosto.

>>75081725
Yes. You try it yourself.

Although as I said previously ITT, I legit don't give a fuck, he's eternally my boy.

Plus, I'm pretty positive he took a massive shit in those 2 minutes.

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Goofs btfo

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Well, does it?

>>75081815
Dana is such a rebel, he's the coolest

>>75081818
I could see my arms tiring after a few minutes

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>>75081815
>the event is sold out

lol there were a shitload of tickets available just yesterday. He probably bought the rest. Expect him to do one of those ticket giveaways on twitter.

>>75081814
>aprendi quando era puto
Ya sabemos que eres Puto Espania

>>75081814
Caralho, deves ser lá da galiza ou assim, sempre tive a ideia que os espanhóis olham muita para cá com desprezo e preferem agarrar-se à frança.

>>75081818
Good photoshop.

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>>75081856
Haha, funny guy Pedro.

>Dare you repeat what you just said in my guard?

>>75081874
Mas eu não sou Espanhol caralho, sou Norueguês lol. Só estou aqui em Espanha mais este ano e pico, depois bazo.

Merda pro desprezo deles, é só manias.

>>75081818
Legs are too thicc

>>75081908
Vente maricon, empesamos dar vergasos

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>This is considered an elite American athlete

>>75081908
Foda-se pior ainda, como é que um Norueguês vai para a Espanha e até acaba a prender português, que ainda por cima gosta de MMA, once in a lifetime.

>weigh-in officials literally have 1 (one) job (to make sure they don't cheat
>they ignore the oldest and most blatant trick in the book

Don't tell me they weren't paid off. I

Calendarcuck take the UFC 210 picks

>>75081874
>sempre tive a ideia que os espanhóis olham muita para cá com desprezo
not that poster but this is simply and absolutely not the case. I'd say portugal is mostly seen in spain as that quiet neighbour that never causes trouble and you rarely interact with, literally zero conflict

>>75081934
That lardo on the right with the backfat rolls shouldnt be allowed to work for the ufc. What size you think that polo is? 5X?

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>>75081818

>>75080992
Yes it is

>>75081948
NYSAC is very (((shady))) and new to MMA as a whole. The GDR/Holm fight was enough proof.

Mma in New York was a mistake

>>75081725

Try standing on a digital scale and just rest your hand slightly on a table on pull down slightly on a friend's shirt. You can easily manipulate off several kilos doing that.

>>75081977
america was a mistake

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>>75081926
That does it.

I'm split decisioning you.

>>75081937
Epá, vendi-te bacalhau e fugi com o dinheiro por toda a Europa lel.

Memes aside, os meus cotas viajaram desde que eu era miúdo e fui com eles. Apanhei-lhe gostinho.

Quais são os teus BOYS™?

>>75081993
Boys?

>>75081725
poor bait

>>75080765
except he didnt shed 10 kilos you fucking spanilard chimp he shed 0.5 kilo and you should be fucking blind not to see it you western turkroach.

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>>75082006
Oh crlh, mas você anda seguindo estji esportje?

>He doesn't have a ready list of MMA Boys™

>>75081993
Escucha a la mujer jon, calmado calmado

>>75082023
why are you so mad?

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>>75082023
>The reading comprehension of this always-on-my-dick Slav dickbreath homosexual goof manlet
Lol, who hurt you?

>>75082035
>Catching my sides off guard like this

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Who /ALDANA/ here? She actually adds value to the PPV.

>>75080829
Is that pretty much every new York Italian?

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>>75082023
Are all Croatians THIS smug?

>>75082026
Ah fdx, é-me sempre dificil escolher um favorito no que quer que seja, mas se tiver de dizer alguns: Jones, Gustafsson, Thomas Almeida, Cub, Khabib, Michael Johnson, Maia (ele tem um gym de BJJ em Lisboa), Cowboy, Bisping, Jacaré, Yoel, Mousasi...

>hobbles out like an old man
>has to cheat to make weight

Is it safe to bet the house on rumble? He looked fresh

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>Tfw your boys don't like eachother
It's like you've failed as a father

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>>75081977
>>75081976

California is the best state for MMA

>no stupid suspensions for weed
>first state to do early weigh ins
>home to such based refs at Big John and Mike Beltran
>has law on the books that if a main event gets changed, people that bought tickets must get a refund if they ask for one (I did this when weidman pussied out of 184)

>>75082070
literally none are unless they were born in italy

and no of course not, not even remotely close

>>75082102
Californian here, if you wear one of those shirts you are a TRUE dickhead

>>75082103
You can be considered ethnically italian, you dumbass middle america mutt.

>>75082102
There are about 45 states I'd rather live in, but good points anyway.

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>>75082085
Fodasse, um gajo afeiçoa-se a ti e depois mandas-lhe essa lista pra cima.

>Maia tem um gym de BJJ em Lisboa
Se calhar vou pra lá algum tempo, BJJ em Espanha é um nojo e na Noruega não é muito melhor.

>>75080351
There is no god

>>75082113
I dont own one but saying that anyone that wears a certain shirt is a "true dickhead" is stupid. How old are you?

>>75082120
You're not Italian deal with it.

>>75082143
My grandfather was born there. I'm a quarter italian.