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>Friday 7th April
Sydney Swans vs Collingwood Magpies @ the SCG
>Saturday 8th April
North Melbourne Kangaroos vs GWS Giants @ Bellerive Oval; 13:45 AEST
Richmond Tigers vs West Coast Eagles @ the MCG; 14:10 AEST
Geelong Cats vs Melbourne Demons @ Docklands; 16:35 AEST
Fremantle Dockers vs Western Bulldogs @ Subiaco Oval; 17:40 AWST
Port Adelaide Magpies vs Adelaide Crows @ Adelaide Oval; 17:10 ACST
>Sunday 9th April
St Kilda Saints vs Fitzroy Lions @ Docklands; 13:10 AEST
Carlton Blues vs Essendon Bombers @ the MCG; 15:20 AEST
Gold Coast Suns vs Hawthorn Hawks @ Carrara Stadium; 16:40 AEST
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BUDDY TO WIN IT AFTER THE SIREN.
250 GAMES. WHAT A LEGEND.
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>>75078960
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who /dabloos/ here?
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>>75078960
the writers sure know how to make a dramatic moment!
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>>75078972
Kinda cute desu
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Reality Check (ID: !KPxbjIrVGU)
2017-04-07 12:10:35
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>>75078972
does anyone know what the pic was? very interested
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>From 9.4 to 10.12
>Collingwood
disgrace
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reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.
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Good game tbqh
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oh boy wowee
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>behindingwood
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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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>>75079003
>that jiggle
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Yeah Buddy kicks the winning goal, calling it
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>>75079004
elite post, elite filename, elite lad.
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UMPPED.com
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>>75079008
don't mess with me sunshine
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>sydney in front
>uh it's actually magpies
Did they just fuck up the script?
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kek Kieran Jack is such a fucking grub, fuck him
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Calling it now. Buddy will kick a goal just before/after the siren to win by 1.
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WHERE IS ONLY PREDICTS DRAWS TRIP
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Crisp you fucking retard
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Reminder that fake RC tipped a flogging so he's not allowed to shitpost.
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THE SCRIPT HAS BEEN TRIGGERED
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shit this might be rather amusing
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bogdanoff.jpg
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DOWN TO THE WIRE
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>that pendlebury handball
confirmed rigged
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FUCK YES
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ONE
N
E
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BUCKLEY ON GOAT COACH WATCH
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Kieran Jack is shit lmao
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holy fuck that was sweat worthy
SWANS JUST GOT NORF'D
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>>75079052
Saw the same lad, tried to get it forward for Sydney with a shitty handball.
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HAHA GET FUCKED SHITNEY
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>SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY >SHITNEY
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LONGMIRE ON A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER WATCH
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>>75079057
>Bragging about beating a 0-3 team
Sydney are pretty much Freo tier to be honest.
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Kieran Jack is a fucking WORM. No wonder his mother hates him and his slag gf
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>>75079059
>losing the entire match and not being able to sneak a win
>norf'd
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>>75079063
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>>75079059
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>THE SHITTY OF SHITNEY >THE SHITTY OF SHITNEY >THE SHITTY OF SHITNEY >THE SHITTY OF SHITNEY >THE SHITTY OF SHITNEY >THE SHITTY OF SHITNEY >THE SHITTY OF SHITNEY >THE SHITTY OF SHITNEY
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>>75079066
BUTTHURT SHITNEY FAN
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>>75079060
he was begging for a tackle for dropping the ball right before too
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>Buddy goalless in a milestone match
Bruce confirmed dead from cancer in the morning
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RC on TipGod watch
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anyone tip swans to win the premiership this year?
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>>75079079
Nearly pissed meself laughing
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Will swans even make the 8 from here?
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>leegun btfo once again
>>75065148
>>75065148
>>75065148
Where have all my scuttling masked fans moved off to? Pathetic fat neets. Anyway I'm off to bed.
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>playing a 0-3 swans next week
is this good or bad lads?
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Sydney really should have won that - or at least tied.
In the last minute:
>Mark 50m out
>Kick it to the top of the square instead of booting it for any score
and
>Dropping a mark 40m out
As expected from a 16th placed team.
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>>75079096
Have you been posting without your trip for the last hour to avoid being bullied?
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>>75079101
pretty good.
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>>75079101
iggles on flag watch
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>>75079096
>can't even remember to put his trip back on after pumping himself up as an anon
>a-anyway i'm tired and not m-mad
Truly going out with a pathetic whimper
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Sydney should just fold. This is just plain embarrassing.
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Is Kennedy gonna be okay guys?
He looked absolutely shattered after the siren
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>>75079096
So furious at being bullied into irrelevance he forgets his trip. Can't do anything right can you faggot?
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>>75079101
Only if you lose this week
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>>75079108
I will put that down to a kid having an adrenaline rush but I did spot buddy leading in some space before he bombed it.
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I guess we now know where the G in GWS comes from
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>>75079163
Gas
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>>75079174
Good post
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holding the ball was absolute chook lotto tonight
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RC gets yet another tip wrong
K E K
E
K
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>>75079212
what did he say? blowout in collingwood's favour?
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>>75079113
UP THE IGGLES! THE FLAG IS OURS
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BEST
Sydney: Hannebery, Lloyd, Jones, Kennedy, Mills, Marsh
Collingwood: Adams, Grundy, Sidebottom, Fasolo, Treloar, Crisp
The state of JUSTy Franklin
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>>75079113
>>75079244
Grand final isn't played at Subooiaco. You're no chance.
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>>75079295
good thing I don't play for the iggles then
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>tfw the bottlo sold me a warm carton
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>>75079304
>flag is ours
Contradiction much?
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>>75079347
I was the other cunt.
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>>75079347
Ease up. It's late on a Friday. He's flying high.
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>>75079295
the iggles have won 11 and drawn 1 of 20 of games away from Subiaco since 2015.
That's a good record.
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>>75079386
actually it's 12 wins, 1 draw and 7 losses. I forgot about R1 this year.
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>>75079391
We've got a shitney in the chat tonight fellas, can you smell it too?
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>>75079406
Nah sorry meant the smart ass
>>75079347
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>Realty Cheque gets a prediction right,although wrong about the blowout part (he has to be wrong about something)
>Doesn't shitpost
Our bullying is working lads, sustain this pressure on the useless cunt for a few more rounds and he might muster the courage to take the toaster in the bath
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>in b4 massive amounts of Sydney merch get donated to the Salvo's ala Hawkroaches.
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tiggles tomorrow friends
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>>75079448
Iggles to cover the line (-12.5) is probably bet of the round.
Tigers are overrated as fuck.
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>>75079433
I wasn't aware Carson Kressley played for the Swans
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>>75079484
iggs here
still /nervous/
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What's with all the no namers playing for Swans this year?
Who the fuck is foote, newman, fox, hayward etc?
SWANS ACADEMY IS A WROUGHT
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>>75079508
The only person with a mouth bigger than that for my beast is Julia Roberts
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goodnight /afl/
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>>75079484
>falling for it
lel
Richmond will win
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>Tigers and Iggs "bro ship" faggots go to battle tomorrow
excellent.
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So Collingwood and Sydney confirmed /notmakingtheeight/?
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>>75079991
>inb4 sydney are 0-5, then win 17 straight.
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>>75080198
then go out in straight sets
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No wooden spoon for the Blues this year right?
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good morning /afl/
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who /hungover/ here?
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we all love warm beer la
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Morning /iggs/
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>>75086240
ready to get sent to the ninth dimension?
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>>75087313
is that the winning dimension?
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>>75087576
as long as it's not september
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/tiggles/ lads we are all suffering because based benny is behind bars so please no bully today pls
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>>75087805
being a degenerate drugfuck does not make you based
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Pander harder Sweet N Sour Port, it will make >our victory all the sweeter
http://www.australiaplus.com/international/style-and-wellbeing/afls-first-chinese-recruit-has-sights-set-on-shanghai/8379852?sf67574022
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>>75087975
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Top five worst ads on television
5. My kitchen rules
4. TBC
3. Subway
2. Coles and Woolworths insurance ads
1. Anything on Channel 31
1.
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>>75088751
The new Toyota ads are getting give me a twitch these days. Her "cute" factor has worn off and she's just become annoying tbqh
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>>75088787
My English has borderline illiterate level this week. Remove the "getting" from that post to make the sentence make sense.
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>>75088787
she will never EVER be as good as /fordgirl/
who else here /fordgirl/ btw?
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>>75088787
I couldn't agree more with you. The Ford Minx is getting stale as well. Over saturated ad design
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Hello Tyrone, I'll be off to the cuckshed then
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based fucking iggles
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>>75088751
My Kitchen Rules is the absolute worst kind of ad.
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>>75088850
Trivago girl a best
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>>75088850
i would rek her asshole so fucking hard
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So will norf choke or just get BTFO?
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basedbane
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>>75089524
>ywn smell her freshly prepared tight little butthole
why even live?
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>>75089740
wrong.
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>>75089765
correct
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whats for lunch lads?
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>>75089611
pls no.
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>>75089611
100+ imo
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>>75089912
I'm going to Maccas. What do you want?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5souw4K5UQc
My hair 1080, my teeth 240, my blunts 4K, and my dope you couldn't load it
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>north can't spell their own captain's name correctly
KEK
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>>75089981
do they do a katsu chicken sushi and 375ml can pepsi max?
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>>75090125
katsu chicken sushi is just the weeaboo equivalent of ordering a chicken parmi every time you go out
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Is Kelly playing against his future team?
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>>75089912
Probably get some /kfc/ lad
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>>75090164
yes
no way he can turn down a mil a year for 9 years
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>Kelly kicking it straight to North twixe
hmmm
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>>75089912
Garlic bread
fuck I'm poor, /melbourne/ jobs???
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>60m goal off a step
Big unit, Preuss
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>>75090285
Get into security, lots of nogs = lots of jobs.
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tiggs or iggs lads?
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>>75090378
crows tßh
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>Punta at the game
Fake RC on pooicide watch
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>>75090027
MY NIGGA. Good to see you here lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yO29OMbFq8
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lol tigers are garbage
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>only found one stream to wce richmond game
>accidentally press screen to pause it
>try to unpause it "error"
>refresh the page "error"
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Shuey has to be my second least favourite player after Thomas. The amount of time sthat that fucker bend his knees into the tackle is insane.
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Iggles look like garbage when the pressure is on. Flat track soft cunts.
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>iggles getting dunked on
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>>75090763
your team looks like garbage whenever they're on the field
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>>75090910
OK, but they aren't playing today, you goose.
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guys I honestly think I would kill myself I feel it wasn't for footy. It's the only thing that makes me happy
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At the tiges game lad
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>>75090939
point still stands
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>these delicious cucktorian tears
kek
KEK
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>>75091117
Gaff ducked, fuck off
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>>75091129
Fuck I hate Gaff
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Booooooooo
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>these DELICIOUS cucktorian tears
KEK
kek
KEK
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>4.12
Why couldn't they be this inaccurate last week
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>>75091246
You'll be crying when I ram my fast down your throat, cunt.
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>>75091270
kind of gay desu
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>>75091270
I'll ram my cock down your throat and you'll fucking love it you gay cunt
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>Five (5) Saturday games on
>7 is showing WAFL
Subiaco and Peel look like they're playing in the middle of a burnt down park but this is much better than norf or igs games right fellow jewish board members
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>>75091309
and we get to see the mighty dockers get dicked by the premiers instead of the showdown
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REWARD THE FUCKING TACKLER YOU FUCKING GREEN SPASTICS
WHOEVER GAVE THE UMPIRES THIS RETARDED FUCKING DIRECTION SHOULD BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED
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>>75091409
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Anyone else see that long term investing ad on stream?
Holy fuck what a piece of jew propoganda
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Who the fuck thought Todd Elton could play football?
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DANIEL> CYRIL
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>>75091532
The Berlin Wall one? Just saw it then
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>>75091632
Yeah that one, what a load of shit.
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>tfw >we're going back to >our 2002-2006 years and the bandwagoners will hop off.
thank fuck
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west coke metheads on exposed watch
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Basedbane lads.
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>>75091706
this
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WestCoke on exposed watch
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>A player will be struck by lightning live
Feels good
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Honestly couldn't care less about games that involve interstate teams before it's finals
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Iggs looking awful.
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8's and Dees go 3-0
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>>75091831
dubs and we fracture another players jaw
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>>75091861
prefferably Paddy's
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>>75091717
Agreed
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>>75091659
There's something /comfy/ about supporting a rubbish side that gets itself together every so often
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>Kneejerk /sp/ reactions
Iggles are still on flag watch.
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*dabs
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>>75091880
Not until they actually start performing at the MCG
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>>75091880
>can't beat a mid table team at the G
>flag watch
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When do I cash out
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>>75091898
Before the Over 184.5 bet comes live as that's a dead leg.
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>>75091898
>over 184.5
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>>75091898
>over 184.5
too gentle 2bh
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this is unplayable
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I gotta say Loreal Paris works pretty well on Scot Pendles
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>>75091975
He's worth it
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someone put me on suicide watch, i can't take norf disappointing me like this every week.
side note, brayden preyeuss played his ass off, im glad he's on the team.
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Is there a team with worse fourth quarters than North?
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Being a norf fan must be suffering, getting their fans hopes up for 3 quarters only to shit the bed. At least with >us at Freo I know we'll be consistently shit for 120 minutes.
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>>75091898
Before the Saints mate.
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HE LEAKIN'
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>tfw mate with foxtel has plans with his missus and I can't watch the game
why do streams have to be so shit?
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>>75092075
http://firstrowau.eu/watch/529093/1/watch-geelong-cats-vs-melbourne-demons.html
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>>75092075
>tfw no qt acestream for afl
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good signs early for Melbourne
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>>75092094
>Geelong starting like shit
You could probably count the times they've come firing out of the gate in the last 5 years on one hand.
>>
IGGLES OFFICIALLY E X P O S E D
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>>75091877
Definitely /comfy/ mate.
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>Sandy Roberts
No thank you
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>>75092154
Iggles on white flag watch
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>doubting Basedmond
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>ninthmond sending the iggles down to ninth
true pottery
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>>75092172
>39 disposals, 15 clearances
Literally carrying the team
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>7.17
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I hate Richmond but like how they're exposing the Iggs yet again, Tigs looking solid this year
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>Tigers are premiership favourites
Fuck yeah. Hardwick really paying off.
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>>75092172
He's better off without them, he makes that team.
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>richmond fans will celebrate this "victory"
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>>75092202
What are you smoking?
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Dusty is on Brownlow watch atm. Very smart decision delaying contract negotiations.
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>>75092205
>Richmond offer him 500k
>He turns them down thinking he's worth more than that
>He shops himself around
>No other clubs interested because he's a total fuckstick at life
>Crawls back to Richmond and is forced to sign for 350k
If it weren't for Richmond he'd be on the streets somewhere slinging meth.
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>>75092094
Kek
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>>75092251
Except he has clearly developed over the last few years, and teams, particularly the hawks, will be swooping. Tigers will need to offer him over 1m on a big contract to stay.
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>>75092243
Is this because Melbourne fans are depressed?
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>>75092303
yes
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>>75079484
Top fucking kek, RC tier betting
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would rather be playing them at kardinia park desu
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Is Danger even playing?
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>>75092432
He's bombed into the fifty at least once
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>>75079484
pffffffffthahahahahha
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Jesus Christ
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>>75092504
the only cap he's busting is West Coasts
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>>75092504
straffo has such a bizarre head
I wonder if he's ever kissed a girl
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>>75079484
lmao'ing at your life fampai
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>>75092612
TOP KEK M8
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DEES
E
E
S
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is the showdown live on 7?
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10 POINT PLAY
0
P
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N
T
P
L
A
Y
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>>75092927
yeah m8
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>>75092504
based eddie
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>>75092927
not in Perth kek
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>mfw showdown gf this year
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where's Realitt Christ when you need him? Dees getting umpballed hard
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KICK FUCKING STRAIGHT YOU SHITTERS
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based watts
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>>75092467
just got a neck tattoo cuz of this post
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W A T T S
A
T
T
S
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>>75093099
>9.2 56
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>>75093114
>>75093099
wrong picture.....
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>>75093127
>having Geelong memes saved when you support the Dees
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>>75093099
It's been a while since Geelong are leading off kicking straight while the dominant opposition shank it. Normally it's the other way around.
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>>75093151
>not saving all /afl/ memes
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>>75093217
what a lad
can you post me something /iggs/ please?
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>>75093217
Better get dumping m80
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>7.11
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What's for dinner, lads?
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>8.13
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>>75093515
pasta cabonara with savaloys
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>>75093515
Fresh noodles and fresh vegetables
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>>75093515
katsu chicken sushi and a 375ml can of pepsi max
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>Joel Throwwood
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>>75093515
Pussy
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>>75093515
vodka
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>>75093515
fish and chips
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>two less goals
>leading
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>9.16
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>melbin
>goalkicking
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Are Geelong getting smashed around the ground? Only have the scorecard to go by.
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>>75093515
corned meat and veggies, was real nice
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>9.17
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>>75093758
>was
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>>75093748
Yep. Look very scrappy except for goal shooting
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Thrilled with this performance sans Hogan, hopefully we can snatch it
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>>75093748
Yes
>43-24 inside 50s
Melbourne also have Jack Watts rucking full time
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BASEDbourne
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Geelong's lower level players are so shit.
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>he didn't play footy today and snag two sausage rolls
>he sat inside all day posting on 4chan
"cool"
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>>75093876
Their youth are pretty concerning. Good thing Ablett will save them.
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>>75093888
it was a good day of shitposting though
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>>75093515
Slab of Coopers and a deck of JPS
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Elitebourne
Handsomebourne
Muscularbourne
Melbournebourne
Onbourne
Premiershipbourne
Watchbourne
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>>75093515
bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label followed by $40 of maccas
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Can someone pick up some KFC for me?
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>>75093930
chokebourne
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>>75093932
Hope you're not driving to get that maccas, lad.
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>tfw my parents are overseas and my brother has invited all his normie friends over and now i'm trapped in my bedroom all night with no food or water
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>>75093908
>the shadow of a man that is Ablett
>helping
>even making it to Geelong
Mid-year retirement impending. Book it.
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>>75093930
Norfbourne.
Geelong typically only plays one quarter of footy. Wouldn't be surprised if they somehow overrun Melbourne.
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>>75093951
How old are you and him?
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Geelong are elite in 4th quarters.
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did damien hardwick write his own wikipedia page? reeks of autism
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>>75093967
I'm 25 and he's 24.
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>iggs are dead
KEK
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>>75093981
>Private school education
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>>75093951
are you ugly?
fuckin go out and mingle cunt
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>>75094001
Not ugly.
I just don't like him or his friends.
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Cuckbourne on pooicide watch
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Is there a more punchable face in the AFL than Patrick Dangerfield?
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>>75094000
think you mean private, school, education
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>ten more scoring shots
>still losing
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>17.2
What the fuck
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>Cat's fourth quarters
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>Dzhilong fans getting pissy
Music to my ears
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>>75093515
pizza.
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>>75094016
It's just the way he carries himself.
The way he walks around with imaginary oversized lats. The way he sets the mark before having a set shot. The way he always has his 'grrrr angry' face on.
Tosser.
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>>75094057
Easy up, champ. Your showdown will be starting soon enough.
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HEAVE HO UNNA
Easter weekend for those who are interested.
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poort or the cucklaide crows?
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>>75094024
is it still raining too? crazy
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>>75094079
eagerly anticipating it
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>>75093621
that really is a lunch meal only friend
may i suggest a katsu chicken rice bowl and a 600ml cool ridge bottle water?
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>>75094081
Etihad under roof la
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>>75094079
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>13.17
Dee's deserve the rope
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Cuckbourne Cuckmons Ltd.
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>Melbourne need to score 9 more times to win
Over.
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>>75094079
Delicious UNNA
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>cuckbourne accuracy
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Tell me about Geelong. Why are their 4th quarters so good?
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>cuckbourne absolutely pissing it away
Fuck me lads is it over for >us already
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>>75091898
>Geelong -17.5
How you holding out?
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>>75094087
>Paying for water
Are you retarded?
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>>75094164
yeah
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This semen slurping sport isn't for
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gonna kill myself tbqh lads
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>>75094174
Do not listen to him goy-I mean guy. Buy the bottled liquid
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Demons really know how to make their fans feel shit
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>Comfortable 5 goal win
Thanks for the percentage boost, Melbourne.
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>>75094189
>>75094192
Not even close to feeling bad mates.
>you now remember Round 19 2011
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Mount Hotham chalets sold out
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>>75094213
DELET THIS
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>Betts' kid looks 100% white
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>>75094213
this hurts in a different way
this hurts because how many fucking decades do we need to rebuild this fucking team
how does geelong never fall off when was the last time geelong didnt make the finals
its exhausting supporting melbourne
its just so tiring
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>>75094232
>when was the last time geelong didnt make the finals
2015.
Better book those snow chalets
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>>75094231
He'll still be ticking that box mate, don't worry about that
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>>75094239
take out 2015 and what was the next most recent year?
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>>75094242
probably like 2005
>>
Menzal is pretty darn good. did well to stick with him through the surgeries.
fuck geelong. pricks
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>>75094242
>Take out the year I forgot about so my whinging is still valid
Stop being childish, if you were a true fan you wouldn't feel anything at all win or lose.
t. 13 year Freo member.
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>>75094242
2006.
Can't really hold it against them just because they've never dropped off. Look at your own pathetic mob.
1996 - tried to merge with Hawthorn. 20 years later, Hawthorn have absolutely blizted your pathetic side.
Melbourne needs to fold.
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Lads, whose going to win crows or port?
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>>75094267
Crows by 15 for mine.
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>>75094246
I moved to australia in 2004 and since then geelong have always been a good team and its tiresome since my family supports geelong
>>75094252
"true fans feel nothing"
then whats the point of being a fan desu if you feel nothing
also didnt your team play a grand final?
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>>75094267
crows
poort will be exposed. beating sydney might prove to not mean much.
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Gonna keep the acca running, could make a $30 profit but fuck it, hoping the doggies boot a bunch in and Crows won't be wankers
>>75094153
That kept my heart pumping, thought it would go to shit at half time
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>>75094272
Sorry I should have said true fans of shit teams feel nothing because win or lose it amounts to nothing. I picked my team and I will stick to them forever but that doesn't mean I have to enjoy the way the play or their (lack of) achievements. Funny you mention the GF I was laughing all week when people were tipping >us and I don't think my heartrate changed at all watching it. "Played in a Grand Final" doesn't get you a runners up hip mate who gives a fuck.
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>>75094284
don't make multis for the sole purpose of cashing out if your first few legs get up
you shouldn't be making multis, period
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>>75094272
Moved from where?
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>>75094290
it means your team was relevant for a period of time
I get that your last 2 years have been horrible but dont pretend its soulless emptiness like it has been for melbourne
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>>75094310
lived in new zealand for about a year and half
before then I was a bit too young to understand footy properly
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>>75094318
>not having a football crazy dad
>not supporting said dads footy team
disappointing
>>
What's with the Taiko drums? Is it cuz Peter Bell and Lin Jong are both slanty eyed gooks?
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>>75094323
my grandfather played for south melbourne
I have a football crazy uncle and cousin who I went to games with a lot
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>>75094312
We've been a consisten failure since our inception and the vintage top shelf shit of the early 2000's where the fastest I ever saw players run was to the bench will never leave me. It's not Melbourne tier hell I agree but once you're numb to it you can go decades watching them fail like I'm sure >we will
>>
>>75094232
>how many fucking decades do we need to rebuild this fucking team
Culture.
Tanking (and cheating) ruined your club for generations.
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Oh, wow. Foxtel's actually given 7 Adelaide a HD feed for tonight's Showdown.
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>>75094272
>>75094312
>2004
Don't even reply to me again thinking you saw Melboune pain freshcunt
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Nice of the AFL to get RC to flip the coin in the showdown.
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>Freo-Dogs on instead of Port-Crows
WHY.bat
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>>75094329
stop trying to get sympathy faggot honestly embarrassing. this coming from a freo fan too
>muh numbness
>>
Can we all agree that Adelaide Oval is the best ground in Australia?
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>>75094363
Anyone got a port crow stream?
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>>75094366
I'm not asking for sympathy cunt stop projecting and fuck off, I'm telling someone how it is. I was at a game in the early 2000's that we won (can't remember who) and their fans see "geez you blokes look like you lost, what gives?"
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showdown stream?
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>>75094379
http://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/518063_port_adelaide_adelaide/
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>>75094366
>concedes that Melbourne absolutely have it worse
>asking for sympathy
You in charge of reading comprehension
>Freo up 3 goals to nothing
What timeline is this
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>>75094381
you literally are though, you bring it up all the time mate its pathetic. we get it, freo are shit, stop posting it in every thread about how numb you are to it
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>I rate the dogs
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H E A V E
O
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>you bring it up all the time
When? What are you on about. How fucking obsessed are you mate? Give me a spell.
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>tipped the saints
why have I not learned anything
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Mates, can't you just agree that both your teams are shit and shut up
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>"he" is a memedogs fan
>"he" celebrated the memedogs "victory" in last year's "grand final"
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>>75094399
>getting triggered by a fan talking about how shit his team is
bottom of the barrel lad.
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>>75094397
to begin with, the post had nothing to do with freo but the faggot had to bring it up for no reason other than to spout
>muh numbness
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>>75094415
I can't figure out why Brisbane are at such long odds with the bookies.
Thinking of chucking a pineapple on at 5.50 for a laugh.
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>>75094420
except i'm a fan of freo as well and it's just fucking annoying
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>>75094410
meant for this poof >>75094399
>>
Toby McLean does not look like a footballer.
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Are the Dogs, dare I say it, finished?
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>>75094431
>Stop talking about MY team like THAT
Fucking sad.
>>
ELITEHOFF
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>>75094401
Dogs got the flag though a retarded late season bye and umpire favouritism. As soon as their throws get called they're done.
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>>75094377
Best cricket ground by far. I fucking love the Adelaide test and the old scoreboard.
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D O C K E D UNNA
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Adelaide...
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Nominating the 'no my team is shit, you don't know pain' dees/dockers duo for the team
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>>75094410
literally every thread
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You are now aware port Adelaide will win the 2017 afl premiership
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>>75094453
+1 for Freo Fan Autists
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I tipped Adelaide. I'm a retard.
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>>75094449
>Cricket ground known for short side boundaries and long, long straight ones
Better have the straight boundary ropes in 40 metres.
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>>75094462
You are now aware that Port will get BTFO to celebrate the 10 year anniversary
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>>75094441
who are you quoting?
talk about your team however you like but to keep spouting the same sympathy seeking >look at how bad my team is hurr shirt every thread gets old
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>>75094458
I'm gonna need peer viewed dissertations and screens of these posts from "literally" every thread mate.
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>>75094464
Same but cheeky $10 on port
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I can't stop watching soccer, lads
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I bet we'll see a footballer die on field within the next few years.
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>>75094453
seconded
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>>75093922
Dinner of champions.
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>>75094469
>talk about your team however you like
>Except for the way that I find annoying
You are so fucking dense I bet light bends around you.
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>>75094475
From physical contact or a heart attack from drug use (ala soccer)?
I think one of the trainers died during the on ground warm up a few years back.
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>>75094474
seen a goal yet lad?
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>>75094471
i shall begin to keep a record of said posts for you.
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>>75094486
>You are so fucking dense I bet light bends around you.
t. reddit
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>Dogs not taking Freo seriously
>Freo kids trying to prove themselves and keep a spot
How long until they switch on and what with the margin be?
>The city of that guy at 184.5 odds.
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>>75094486
>every thread
at least give us a couple of weeks to build up some sympathy to give you again mate
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>>75094493
Either, I guess.
I was thinking more from a collision, though. That hit today Vlastuin copped was ridiculous. Some day someone is going to get hit just a bit harder and in the right spot. Players are bigger, stronger and faster than they've ever been.
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>>75094468
>yfw they get btfo twice as hard this year
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Daisy was a massive fucking mistake.
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>>75094500
simple reply from a simple mind
>>75094507
I actually don't want sympathy, genuinely. I love bantz between teams and shit talking but Freo being shit has become the norm no one comes up with anything good anymore as it's just par for the course. I miss the good old days of people wondering who will beat Scott Thornton harder, his opponent or his Crohn's Disease.
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>>75094523
If Adelaide is the one that thrashes them we should just shut down both the sport and South Australia
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Minor setback today, lads.
It wouldn't have been fair for >us to go 22-0 then cruise to the flag, anyway.
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>>75094530
>i love bantz
but it's not bantz mate, you just keep saying that the same shit >were so shit am numb doesn't let anyone bantz. fucking >Heave ho unna was more bantz
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>>75094496
Eventually
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>>75094549
>delusion: the post
>>
GIS DA BALL UNNA
>>
>You now remember WAutist's post game sperg after the Eagles got knocked out last year
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>>75094561
Actually had work that day and saw the whole thread. That was fun.
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>>75094549
mate, we need to take the eagles out of the oven. you lot are cooked
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>>75094550
You're not understanding me. I'm not the one bantz'ing, I'm telling you how it is to be a fan and you're getting annoyed at me despite telling me I can talk about my team how I want while also getting triggered about the way I do it. Sort yourself out mate, this isn't your secret club and you aren't in charge of post quality control.
>>
Today, I will remind them
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>>75094533
Will you let me get out first? I'll bring FUIC and Fruchocs.
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>>75094561
Watching PerthChink86 sperg out like that was absolutely beautiful.
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>>75094529
How was Eddie regarded during that time? I recall that he wanted ~400k or so but Carlton weren't willing, meanwhile Daisy got something like 500k.
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Realistically Carlton stands a chance against the Dons. I'd put 100 dollars on it.
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>>75094569
>cooked after one loss
lmao. the iggs will be right up there in finals. How far they go is up to them though.
They clearly have the talent to win the ship easily, but the jury's out on their work ethic.
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>>75094573
there's a difference between talking about your team however you want and spamming the same shit every thread, don't be retarded
>>
Oh yeah, DAT CATS GOT IT DONE AGAIN, LADS. GOT HER DONE AGAIN.
Parfitt's already better than Caddy.
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>>75094588
I liked Eddie, but it seems that mismanagement is a Blues specialty. 500k for Daisy seems just too step a price for me.
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>>75094592
agree with this.
iggles looked lazy today.
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>>75094593
Christ you're a lost cause. What you gonna do? Report me to gookmoot because I feel the same way about my team "every thread". Still waiting on the screenshots too.
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>>75094611
they need boos to pump them up
>>
Don't know who's winning the flag this year. All the sides look a bit shit, eh?
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>>75094593
>spamming the same shit every thread
You're delusional, just give it up mate and maybe watch the game for once. Might ease your numbness.
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>>75094620
I still won't believe the GWS meme
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COONS OUT LADS
UNNA
N
N
A
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>>75094620
I reckon it will be Adelaide so the AFL can shill "muh historical double" and force the AWFL into our minds again
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>Poopulo was in the back (umpire boss confirmed)
>That wasn't
Guess it's a new week.
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>>75094611
combination of laziness and piss farting around with dicky little handpasses and kicks
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>>75094633
uh it's actually AFLW (AFL Women's), thanks
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>>75094633
Seems they're rigging it that way. Commentators already declared them premierships favourites two rounds in, and they did the same with the Dogs last year. We know how that worked out. They tend to allude to the story they're telling pretty early on.
>>
CARN THE FUCKING PEAR BOYS YEAH CUNTS
FARMERS UNION ICED COFFEE FOR LIFE
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>Ryder 23 hitouts in the 1st quarter
wowee
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>and they did the same with the Dogs last year
ummmmm no sweety x
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>>75094620
Hopefully the script leaks sometime soon.
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>>75094649
Trip on poof
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>>75094690
It'll be printed on purple paper like The Matrix sequels were to avoid them being photocopied. I only rekon they'd rig the final series
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when will port be hilariously exposed? the third or fourth quarter?
>>
Picken is potato.
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>>75094719
October
>>
Is Travis Boak related to Travis Cloke?
>>
lmao what the fuck are the doggies doin?
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>>75094772
aren't freo the last team to defeat them?
clearly found their kryptonite.
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>>75094772
Lazy approach to a languishing Freo plus Freo kids going all out to stake their claim to stay in the side. Freo pressure has been very good though and even though they've turned it over on attack a few times at least they are taking the game on and trying to make something happen.
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>>75094815
called the cops
>>
Basil's call is 3 seconds behind the actual play.
>>
Freo won't get to 60 points. Guarantee it.
The 184.5 guy better cash out while he still can.
>>
HEAVE
HO
UNNA
>>
Why are the Bulldogs losing?
>>
Richmond supporters are cunts. I hope they get run down by an Islamic truck of peace.
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Who's got a stream for the Bulldogs v Freo?
>>
>tfw missing the showdown
Carn the crows
>>
>>75094867
http://firstrowau.eu/watch/529091/1/watch-fremantle-dockers-vs-western-bulldogs.html
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>>75094861
sorry what was that?
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>>75094861
>Truck
>Not a tram
Need to up your banter, mate.
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>>75094870
Eddie just booted his third. 42-50 Crows way.
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>>75094880
What does this guy do during Ramadan? Surely fasting can't be good for footy.
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>>75094877
No worky
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>>75094888
Keeps playing I guess
Ahmed Saad used to do it and talked about it a few times, there's probably an interview or article somewhere
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>>75094888
he got permission from his imam to eat during the rookie tryouts
I don't know what he's done after that
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>>75094890
https://www.vipbox(dot)nu/sports/aussie-rules(dot)html
has been good for me
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>>75094883
I don't even know where lelbourne's trams run.
>>
I invited my yank friend to watch footy, and he was all freaked out by the lack of blacks playing. Yanks sure are cucked. They can't even conceive of a sport without blacks.
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>>75094905
[spoiler]Over Richmond's star players.[/spoiler]
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>>75094890
I've had some issues with it blocking Flash Player and I just run all plug-in on the right of the URL bar and that fixes it otherwise this >>75094903
is always good too.
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>>75094903
Thanks leg
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>>75094912
I like this sport. It's the only thing on when I'm at work.
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>>75094912
we're really behind the pace globally
#letthemin #illridewithyou
>>
>>75094913
noice
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>tfw 3-0
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>>75094931
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>>75094880
I remember when he got thrown down like a little bitch by Jack Darling.
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>>75094944
I'd like a vb right about now, but I'm on duty.
>>
>>75094912
Muscled out nigs really have no place in a game where you have to run 20km on average at all sorts of speeds. That's why the ones you see are generally lithe (Aliir, McDonald-Tipungwuti) although Daw is quite built granted.
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>>75094931
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>>75094931
Get out.
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>>75094912
yanks are a bunch of softcock pussies who can't take bantz. Real drama queens too.
They're beyond cucked.
>>
>>75094947
that alcohol abusing dog will get what he deserves in the end inshallah
>>75094944
>>75094954
first time on the chon?
>>
Who is this fucking bloke doing the news on 7? Has the personality of a fish.
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>>75094953
tbf those eastern african majak types have bodies highly suited for afl, tall lithe and highly endurant
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>>75094989
yeah agreed, that's what I was thinking. Their endurance runners and whatnot could run patterns all over the ground if they could learn the skills.
>>
My dad's been providing a running commentary of his thoughts on this game like he's a fucking member of the channel 7 commentary team.
I really need to move out of home.
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Does anyone else feel like it's a good idea to pump your kids full of lefty propaganda because then they'll rebel against you and turn conservative?
>>
>>75094998
won't happen unless a significant amount play from a young age
it's really clear in a player like allir that he picked up the game much later
>>
didn't last years showdown provide us with a banana throwing poort supporter?
will we see another one?
>>
I'd rather not have even more filthy, lanky jigaboos tarnishing this country's great game.
it's bad enough with Aliir2 and Majak Daw.
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>>75095013
based RC fantasies
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>>75095014
Yeah no doubt. Maybe some of the young niggers can be pulled out of Apex and put into an academy to see what happens.
>>
>>75095023
It's inevitable with the amount of Somalis coming into the country.
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>>75094971
NEW
>>75094971
HOT
>>75094971
CRISPY
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>>75095013
It's a risky thing to do. If they so much as take a cock down their throat it's game over.
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>>75095013
what kind of lefty propaganda do you want them to rebel against?
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>>75095001
My old man used to make comments a few seconds before commentators would make the exact same comments. He'd then say "think I just said that". Also claimed to be the best footy player never to play VFL/AFL.
I miss him ;_;
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>>75095001
>watching footy with dad these days
>he a champion country footballer
>I played 2 games for under 12s
>i comment on game
>dad closes his eyes and sighs
Just acknowledge my insight and love me!
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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