/f1/ Formula 1 General - Anons Fix F1 Edition

sport is dead though

>>75077617
You nan is dead mate

>>75077617

Memes aren't tho

Reverse direction qualy during a regular direction F2 race is the only way to south that China GP out 2bh

>>75077601
>nth for vetee wins lol

which driver has largest benis?

7th for gimi wdc 2018-2027

>>75077601
>> Countdown to China GP:
>whenisf1on.com

Can we start using F1countdown.com ?

The FP/Qual times aren't hidden, so there's less confused questions from retards.

>>75077634
Hamilton obviously

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>>75077597
>>75077606
Gravel holds the future of the sport. Make sure to thank some the next time you see some. We all take it for granted and hey, sometimes you find it stuck in the bottom of your shoe.

Everyone please say something nice about gravel today

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Captcha is getting weirder and weirder.

>>75077627

Tilke won't allow skipping the trademark long straight-hairpin section unless you suck his cock, therefore every driver has to get off the car to perform a blowjob, at every lap obv

>>75077645
I watched Empire of dust yesterday and the chinese guy was looking for gravel the whole movie. Sad!

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>fixing Formula 1

Just let them race on this track desu

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Dogs are almost small horses. Think about that for just a moment. Do not confuse a horse with a dog though, different thing entirely

>>75077652
That goes without saying obviously

>>75077671
So like a deer without horns?

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>>75077663
That bottom line would be so good

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>>75077660
Some people just do not have the knack for gravel. It's not to be taken lightly and you need a clear, steady head to track proper gravel down.

Accept nothing less than the best gravel out there lads

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>>75077651
how long did it take you to make this and how long did you wait for the new thread to post this so it would get more attention?

>>75077663
Stop it, Tilke

Bye bye Gio. I told you, Finland.

>But his target and our target is to have him as soon as possible in the car, ideally in the next race, but if not it will be the next one

>What’s clear is that he is our second driver and that’s not going to change

>>75077695

He, or some other anon, posted it already some weeks ago

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>>75077711

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>>75077711
why would he go on the internet and lie about it?

>discussions about starting the race earlier to have more time for delaying it

Getting up at 6am and watching literally nothing happening for 4 hours, posting in /f1/ with hot chocolate maybe. What a way to start a Sunday.

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>>75077731
yes lad

>>75077634
>>75077644
post detailed hamilton dick size analysis from off season

>>75077741
You now just realised that there are people that only post in race threads and don't know about this great post

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>>75077741
I like how saying NO can now mean you're quoting VER or HAM

>>75077731
/comfy/

>>75077731
But in the rules don't they only have so many hours to complete the race? So all this would do is make the wait start and end earlier?

>>75077741
yes and it was not big.

~16 centimetres is the benchmark.

Good thread.

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Quints for gravel. Who knows what it'll bring you

>>75077773
>>75077777
yeah nice

>>75077731
Just drive in the fucking rain JEsus fucking Christ it's not fucking rocket science, they did it all the time until a few years ago
>>75077766
saves weight desu

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I he, dare I say it, gonna win it?

>>75077773
>the city of you

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>>75077788
Do not like the look of those lads in the background one bit. Please keep a cross close

Another option for F1

>Friday morning quick 10 laps race with every driver randomly positioned on the track
>Le Mans style start, so at the green light every driver has to run across the track get in the car and start
>On Saturday every driver does two laps of quali, one on the normal racetrack and the other on the racetrack but backwards
>Best combined time gets the chance to skip the mandatory Schumi jerk-off for that week
>Starting position are decided after a 20-driver press conference where fans vote for the grid
>Sunday race is split in two sessions, one at the sunrise and one at the sunset, the sunset session starts with the same gaps between drivers, if someone gets the wrong gap he's forced to do the rest of the race doing a drive through at every lap.
>On the podium the winner gets the chance to jerk off a local trap/ladyboy

>>75077781
Don't let the fat get to your brain Nick, this is not about racing in the rain but helicopters flying through storms.

>>75077816
Or just make half the grid drive the other way

>>75077816
Still better than 2016 qualifying shake-up.

>>75077820
I think he progressed to type 3 diabetes

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reminder of the time Victoria-Jane showed off her dildo collection

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>>75077835
>Or just make half the grid drive the other way
pretty sure Toca 2 had a mode like this

>>75077898
bet she loves the second from right up her pooshute

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>>75077934

>>75077926
ToCA 2, man that takes me back
Played it until it crashed on my PC

Guys, here's a really cheeky request, but due to the ever increasing costs of Sky I've recently cancelled everything, thus losing half of the races on the calendar. :(

Does anyone know if there are any good live-streams of the race?

This is going to be a shitfest like US GP two years ago and everybody knows it.

>>75077958
Nah man we all use Sky

>>75077958
They are posted every thread around 20mins before first coverage starts for the day

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Post GOAT racing games

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>>75077958

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>>75077970

>>75077960

You don't consider that the rain will be at least 10x more acid so you won't see Ricky and Torpedo dancing and Williams canoeing

>>75077958

Download Acestream, blur your house

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>>75077970

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>>75077970

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>>75077970

>>75077966
Thankyou my friend, hopefully I'll be able to chromecast this live stream. Sucks, have had Sky for about 10 years, they gave F1 HD to me when I signed up for Sky HD but as it's pretty much the only thing I watch on Sky, when the moved it to be a part of the Sky Sports plan, expecting yet another £20 a month I jus thought fuck it all.

>>75077970
Crap I can't remember the name of this game but good god it was amazing. Sure it was the first of a series of games?

>>75078023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDTiH_-Drw0
NVM found it :)

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>>75077970

>>75078004
MIJN NEGER

>>75077993
re-volt was the shit

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>>75077970
MASHED is ten years old but still the best party racer on PC

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>>75078036

>>75078093
do I see some Tilke in there?

>>75078093
>>75077970

>>75077617
container
locked
sea

>>75078117
skiing
poorly
potato

>>75078135
rude

>>75078135
people from countries other than the Netherlands don't just watch the sport because of one driver from their own country

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>>75077970

>>75077984
Where do I get a licence for Acestream?

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>>75078149
t. country that stopped watching F1 when Schumi didn't do so well anymore

>>75078149
http://www.gpupdate.net/en/f1-news/230331/schumacher-return-boosts-german-tv-ratings/

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>>75078162
Easy mate just go to your local library

>>75078179
>ratings started dropping at a steady rate since 2002, Schumacher's most successful season
>"hurr hurr, Germans stopped watching when he retired or stopped winning"

>>75078187
not an argument, Schumacher's return boosted tv ratings all across the globe

>>75078149
whats your obsession with the Netherlands? Your bottom seems befuddled quite frequently

>>75078149
>what is finland
:D

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>Ferrariland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJi9bssnVnc

F

>>75078203
nothing, just didn't like how that one Dutch guy said that the sport is dead >>75077617

talking trash about a country because one guy said something bad is very common on 4chan

Can someone post the FP1 and FP2 results pls?

OK. So.. When's the race?

>>75078245
NO ONE KNOWS

F1 have unironically made a free practice highlights video

kek

>>75078213
top kek

would have been even funnier if it went in his mouth

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>>75078243
Here you go m8

>>75078295
whats wrong with pig buttholes tho

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>>75078160

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>>75078333

>>75078348
ripe_caterham.jpg

i missed FP1 and FP2

can somebody give me a quick rundown?

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>>75078348
ok that's enough

>>75078333
Dat filenayme

>>75078367
Basically it rained, then it rained, then it rained some more.

They've just speculated that as they're expecting some seriously heavy rain on Sunday which will almost certainly ruin the race that there is a "slight" chance they will try and get quali AND the race done tomorrow!

But fp1 had about 20 minutes running.
fp2 nothing at all due to the rain.

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>>75078370

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Should I buy these?

>>75078367
Smog meant that within the safety regulations the helicopter could not land in Shanghai hospital. No hospital access means no racing.

A couple of teams did a lap or 2. Ver was the top of the timing then massa I think. It doesn't really matter because the times were first runs and don't mean shit

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>>75078348
I can never have a family now, thanks Luis

>>75077970
>>75077979
>>75077992
>>75077993
>>75078003
>>75078004
>>75078036
>>75078079
>>75078093
>>75078160
>>75078320
>>75078333
>>75078348
>>75078370

>>>/v/ is that way, children --->

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>>75078370

Remember Kubica?

>>75078429

No one does, m8.

>>75078444
I'm going to miss him next year

>>75078429
Another reminder why Skiing is such a great idea for a professional sports superstar.

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>JOE, VEE AND NASSY

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>>75078493

>>75078429

I mimby

F

>>75077898
E G G S
G
G
S

when is the first decently timed GP?

>>75078537

Next week

>>75078537
next week

>>75078537
how is 9am too early?

>>75078537
Sunday is perfectly timed for me and several billion chinks mate

>>75078537
In two full days.

>>75078537
Right now friend. Under the new regs I am doing my stint of the Chinese Grand Prix right now from the comfort of my own shitter. Everyone do your part. Fight and win

>>75078551

But what about people who don't live in Sunnybank?

So apprently FIA developed a new safety device to rival HALO, called Shield.
It supposedly looks like the aeroscreen, but way smaller.
No pictures, but we will see it soon because drivers will have to state their opinion until April 30.

http://www.motorsport-magazin.com/formel1/news-236646-fia-stellt-shield-als-halo-alternative-vor/

what are the odds of fp3 actually happening?

>>75078576
what a shit name

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>"Another rival team source believes the absence can be explained as Wehrlein being 'bloody lazy' over the winter, and not having started significant training before his accident."
>http://www.racer.com/f1/item/139336-medland-in-search-of-pascal-wehrlein?showall=1&limitstart=

Wew lad

>>75078583
tomorrow is dry m8

>>75078588
you know it wasn't rain that stopped fp2 right?

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>tfw mummy and daddy bought new 4K tv and it is 40 inches like the old one but it looks smaller because it has no bezel

Tomorrow will not be as fun.

>>75078583

Better than a Max Verstappen world championship.

aka 50/50

>>75078598
tape cardboard behind it to fake a bezel

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>>75078598
it's the future m8

>>75078595
The smog will be less intense with a lower humidity and different barometric pressure

>>75078598

Surprised your dad talked her in to it. Maybe your mum secretly likes big black things of many inches.

>>75078537
this is one of two races in the GOAT GMT+8 timezone.

The next one is Singapore.

>>75078549
>>75078558
Church

>>75078544
>>75078547
Thanks mates. Think Bahrain was the first I watched last year as well.

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>>75078633
>Church

>>75078633
whenisf1on.com and click the button top left to show the retardedly hidden list

>>75078633
>worshiping a sky fairy

>>75078598

do you at least have a Sky 4k subscription?

>>75078633
>not watching f1 in church with all your brothers and sisters

>>75078633
wew m8, just wew

I thought you were worried about mssing the race because of still being too drunk or something.
Nvm, just take your computer with you and stream it. Many churches in Germany have free Wi-Fi to attract the younglings nowadays

>>75078677
Why would I go at all then, if not to pay attention

>>75078598
Paint a big black square onto the wall behind it. It will also give it a wicked sick 3D effect and your parents will be grateful for this.

>even praying to God can't bring about an amx championship for the dutchie.

>>75078633

>Not worshipping the new religion of God Emperor Hairy Anus.

Why even bother going to other churches?

>>75078692
Well in this case, at least try your best doing this in three full days from now on
>>75078711

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Is it, dare I say it, his year?

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>>75078752

https://streamable.com/ffpbl

Vettel is a meme man.

>>75078004
Autobahn Raser 2 or A2 Racer III are the most refined Davilex games of all time (which isn't saying much.)

>>75078752
Well desu, he's already had 4 of them.

>>75078633

>Church

You mean Mosque

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>>75078790

keke


>captcha unrelated, but related

Just came back from a political march lads, missed fp1 and 2. Anything interesting happen?

>>75078826
>political march
Were you protesting the white devil?

>>75078657

No not yet but I told my Mum that it is pointless to buy a 1080p TV nowadays since as she usually keeps them for a good 5 years and it wasn't that expensive.

>>75078835
>taking the bait

>>75078835
Majority of the country is marching today. Bit of unrest with the government at the moment

>>75078850
Good to see a country caring about physical fitness

>Team principals press conference
>Bob Fernley taking about the current engines:
>"I think a lot of the things that we're doing go beyond even the most sophisticated of fans understanding"


HURR HURR WE'RE ALL RETARDS

>>75078850
Got family in Knysna, guessing this is more of a Cape Town / JoBurg thing? Getting violent yet?

>>75078865
Supposedly there are marches everywhere in the country, even the smaller towns and cities. No violence in my area, or on my march, but it's still early yet.

>>75078865
Country wide.
https://twitter.com/enca

I'm having a braai.

Who should I bandwagon this season?

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Just woke up, what's happening?

>>75078850
>Majority of the country is marching today

And every one of them will vote for the ANC, in every election, until the day they die, then wonder why nothing has changed, and why the country is a shithole with a corrupt government.

R E T A R D S
E
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>>75077788
>>75078752
>>75078799
I mean, he's clearly /ourguy/ so I'd say yeah. This is his fifth.

>>75078889
Ferrari.

>>75078889
Wehrlein

>>75078900
MEDICAL HELICOPTER UNABLE TO OPERATE
>MEDICAL HELICOPTER UNABLE TO OPERATE
MEDICAL HELICOPTER UNABLE TO OPERATE
>MEDICAL HELICOPTER UNABLE TO OPERATE
MEDICAL HELICOPTER UNABLE TO OPERATE
>MEDICAL HELICOPTER UNABLE TO OPERATE

>>75078149
You could say that about every country desu
However I watch F1 so I can jeer the only British guy that British people support

Also nth for Sith Lord

>>75078903
>This is his fifth.

>new engine regs won't come in until 2021

tfw 8 time

>>75078902
Not even Botha could reverse the decline of SA

>>75078902
>spot the ex south african

Change is coming boet, one way or another

>>75078888
Haha, don't blame ya.

Well hope it doesn't get violent.

>>75078915
>>spot the ex south african

Nope. I'm just literate.

>>75078837

if you have the Sky HD package you can also watch the 4K channels (at least with Sky Germany that's the case)

you need the 4K capable Sky reciever, though

>>75078915
Just spoke to my sister, trying to get Zuma out for good, fingers crossed that corrupt bastard needs to burn.

>>75078924
Strange to care that much about another countries political parties.

But did anything happen in the F1 besides rain?

>>75078598
>4K
>40 inches

If you have a fairly small living room, you'll live without the bezel anon

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>>75078598
>110.5 ppi

at least you can sit closer, anon

>>75078598
>not watching the race in 180p from your phone on a broken toilet

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>>75077898
Post sauce.

>>75078997
give that phone back to its owner

>>75079022
>Australian
>calls someone else a thief
pottery

>>75079048
pay debts

>>75079048
at least we have things to steal

>>75079077
like generations

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>>75079048

>>75079084
abos aren't worth stealing, don't fucking lie

>>75079048
pay dents

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>>75077601

Who are your top three predicted qualifiers guys?

Pic is mine

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/39498065

>>75079103
>Slowass
>second

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>>75079103
YOLO BITCHES

>>75079103
1. Hamilton
2. Vetlel
3. Who Cares

>>75078862
Well given what you hear you'd think fans think that engines just make loud noises

>>75078862
You are all retards though, have you not seen the stupid arguments had here in almost every thread?

>>75079112
Bottas is GOAT mate.

Did you know that Finland has the highest WDC winners / drivers ratio of any country? If I remember it's 3 WDC winners and 9 drivers in total - the 3 I guess are Keke, Mika and Kimi.

Therefore GOATtas is literally destined to be a GOAT.

>>75079128
we're only pretending though

>>75079124
Stroll should be above Nazzi

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Pretty accurate desu

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>>75078576

>>75079124
I would love to see Gio and Alonso do well, but I hope Stroll crashes into a wall and ends his life to be honest familia

>>75079126
>not caring about GOATtas
Pleb

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You know this is true.

>>75079143
I only care about people from real countries

>>75079138
>Aussies
>civil
How can a bunch of redneck convicts be regarded as "civil"?

If you were "civil" then we wouldn't have shipped you literally as far away from this country as we possibly could, would we?

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>>75079149
finally someone who believes

don't know where you got perez from, though

>>75079153
No need to be so upset britty boy

>>75079127
the main issue being they currently make quiet noises that sound bad of course.

>>75079153

Nice proxy South Africa

>>75079157
>>75079160

Keep it civil, guys :^)

>>75079150
Finland is a fair few centuries older than Australia

Finland has its own language, Australia doesn't

Australia is just a British colony. Still under the rule of the British Crown, top jej.

>>75079173
Finland doesn't exist, it's just a meme everyone is in on

>>75079160
Nah I'm British mate. You're all just a bunch of bogans descended from British convicts. Least civilised people on the planet - that's why we got rid of you.

>>75079182
i-it's not like I wanted an empire or anything, b-baka australia!

>>75079182
bogans are chill, nicest people you'll ever meet
dero's are the cunts you've got to watch out for

>>75079181
Fugggg. :-DDDDDDD

>>75079190
I don't know what "baka" means because I'm not a weeb

Just saying, you're hardly civilised. You make hot dogs using slices of cheap white loaves of bread for God's sake. A civilised man would use a roll.

>>75079191
What's a dero?

>>75079202
>You make hot dogs using slices of cheap white loaves of bread for God's sake

What kind of uptight cunt has strict rules about which kinds of bread he can stick a snag in

>image that claims Brits are the most civilised posters
>Brit poster spergs out and starts abusing posters from the country in second claiming they're not civilised

not very civilised...
the ironing

>>75079215
brits aren't allowed to be number one in anything now so I can understand why he's scared

>>75079129
I think Nina Rindt was a Fin so it's 4 Funlanders who received a wdc trophy

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WARNING! WARNING!

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>it's an anglosphere infighting episode

>>75079231
>mild banter
>fighting

>>75079226

This. Really activates your almonds.

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Have you ever pinched your nutsack a bit so you could give yourself an itch so you can then scratch your balls?

I'm doing it right now.
Feels so good, man.

>>75079230
>British
>pathologically butthurt at Australians

Hi Daryl

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What are the chances that Assad bombs the Bahrain GP in retaliation?

>>75079231
>again

so race tomorrow?

>>75079255
>lets fight back against the Americans by bombing a sport none of them give a shit about

>>75079260

On sunday

>>75079265
that's tomorrow in new zealand

>>75079260
in three full days m8

>>75079210
Well then, why not eat it out of another man's arse! Rules are for squares after all!

>>75079215
"CIVILISED" does not mean "PACIFIED" you utter swine.

The fact that you do not know the meaning of words shows how utterly uncivilised your nation must be.

Terrible.

>>75079221
We have the biggest cultural legacy on the planet. Come back to me once you've established the Australian Empire.

>>75079260
Nah it's on now at my Nans house. The lads are racing around. Dog got a bit worked up about it so brought out the safety slipper to bash it a bit. Nice setup and all lads get a brew & biscuit during pit stop. Nan got chatting to Ricciardo during his stop. I think she thought he was from the Asian shop on the corner, he got 3 biscuits jammy sod

is there a place where you can subscribe for the whole season for a price that isn't ridiculous as fuck w/ 50fps / 60 fps streams

i really don't wanna pay for CMore unless they're putting up everything in super high quality (I know they experimented with 50fps stream at the end of last season @ Katsomo). 25€ / month is a shit deal for F1 - I really couldn't care less about any of the other shit they throw in with it

i have a vpn so it doesn't really matter where the service is located

>>75079276
>cultural legacy

Which pretty much amounts to America and a few sports you get BTFO at by brown manlets

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>>75079276
>We have the biggest cultural legacy on the planet.

>>75079138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU

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>>75079263
maybe donald-senpai will fire off some tomahawks at the fog for us

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>>75079300
why are they sitting on boxes?

>>75079138
oy vey don't listen to those (((racist))) south africans

>>75079315
my fav summer hit

>>75079330
>oy vey don't listen to those (((racist))) south africans


Your claim of not being racist would be a lot more believable if you didn't blame Jews in the same sentence.

But I understand logic is not for everyone.

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>>75079242

Have you ever not wiped your arse properly so that an hour or so later it will be itchy as all hell and you can rub it furiously in the shower with one of those plastic flower sponge things?

>>75079339
Excuse me I am jewish

>>75079352
You mean one of those thingamajigs that is brimming with bacteria because you don't replace it every time and its just sitting there in the humid environment and gives you arsecancer?

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>>75079357
>implying there aren't any antisemitic jews

>>75079440
>being that buttflustered

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>>75079440

Don't worry Nigel, it doesn't go away

>>75079467
yeah but England was created by Germans so we deserve at least the same amount of credit

>>75079476
More like Saxon/Celt/Norman breeding.

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As an italian comedian said:

English, people who was running naked hunting hares while we were already killing Julius Caesar

>>75079476

Germany didn't even exist then so no it was not created by Germans.

>>75079476
don't forget their queen (Victoria II, not Lewis or Victoria Verstappen) is also German

>>75079467

Holy shit
>being this triggered

Also,
Pretty funny how he claims "Britain created the most developed nations on the planet" yet they couldn't even get Indians to poo in the loo.

>>75079138
well done india, not bad for a third world

now show us the phone alternative

>>75079497
>who was
made himself look a bit of a twat :^)

>>75079524
it's obviously that grime influence

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>>75079467
whatever did the deleted comment say anyway?

>>75079524

>Implying someone actually cares about english grammar

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>>75079503
I only deleted it because I have been banned from /sp/ before for making posts that aren't relevant to sports. But since you're making posts about the subject then I'll make a response.

>AngryBritbongIsAlsoWrong

How am I wrong? I already asked you in that post, name me another country whose cultural legacy can compare? Go on, give it a shot. You can't, because no other country has created nations that are as prosperous as the ones that Britain created.

>>75079547
One of the posts you are replying to literally has a screenshot of it, Hans.

>>75079440

And what about the British colonies who are now shitholes?

You guys got lucky with North America and Australia because there were only very few indigenous people compared to India or Africa.

>>75079562
oh
thought that one was from /pol/ or /int/
makes sense it's not here anymore

Uhh, swedebro are you okay? Please answer :(

>>75079585
Don't worry, he's just hugging a couple of Muslims right now.

>>75079562
>no other country has created nations that are as prosperous as the ones that Britain created
I'm flattered, but I think you're overstating us :^)

>>75079585
Swedes are lowkey some of the worst posters in the threads. EIDF needs to go

>>75079497

Italy peaked 2000 years ago and have been an embarrassment ever since.

Did FP2 happen at all?

>>75079692
I think it's moved to tomorrow la

>>75079692
nope

Swedenlad, are you preparing for the inevitable anti-racism march this sunday yet?

>>75077898
what the fuck is wrong with her face holy fuck

Jos genetics something awful

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The absolute madman!

http://www.foxsports.com/motor/story/f1-return-robert-kubica-more-likely-040617

>>75079711
post ur face m8

>>75079744
He will replace Alonso.

>>75079744
+50 points for whichever team lets him drive around like an absolute madman

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>>75079585
I'm ok, but seeing some truly disgusting things on social media right now! Just thinking about what all these poor muslims are gonna be going through in the near future has me fuming!

>>75079670
>he's still butthurt about that flag tier list finnlad made

>>75079766

Sorry Muhammad, but why a muslim would do a terrorist attack in a muslim country?

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>>75079766
What happened?

>>75079766
are people still refusing to believe that islam is an absolute scourge on Sweden? The sooner they're all sent back to their fucked up desert shitholes to be exterminated like the vermin they are, the better off everyone else will be.

Pretty disgusting isn't it, Magnus.

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>>75079781
deytooker

>>75079781
truck of peace strikes again

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Are truck of peace and tractor cunt somehow related? I think they might be cousins

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I woke up thinking it was Saturday and I would get to download and watch qualy during breakfast

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>>75079903
I considered writing a tractor cunt fanfiction type story where a muslim Mercedes worker steals a trailer and tries to run over the celebrating podium crowd but the tractor cunts cooperate like the cranes in that really lame spiderman movie and defeat the evil muslim Mercedes worker and his truck and completely wreck Lewlews room, almost as bad as he did himself last year.

>>75079987
haah

cucked by yourself!

>>75079987
>download and watch qualy during breakfast
how long is your breakfast Nick Tremblay?

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>>75077645
ooh, that's a CAT 140M Motor-Grader, very nice. Good for smoothing out a shed, a car and a pile of melons.

>>75077645
>Gravel holds the future of the sport. Make sure to thank some the next time you see some. We all take it for granted and hey, sometimes you find it stuck in the bottom of your shoe.
>Everyone please say something nice about gravel today

Schist! You missed a gneiss 'Take it for granite' pun.

Don't worry, I'm not basalty about it or anything, though.

>>75079215
We're not all cnuts mate, personally don't see the significance of which patch of dirt people are born on. We all shit, fart, piss & die.

>>75077645
I like playing tennis on gravel

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>>75077660
>There's a literal sand and gravel shortage in China and elsewhere right now.

http://www.unmultimedia.org/radio/english/2016/01/world-facing-shortage-of-sand/

So nice to see that this F1 thread hasn't had a blow out and completely left the track >_>

>>75080265
FUCK MUDSLIMES

>>75080171
have a (you) for the effort

>>75080270
Heard that a bomb just went off in Kuckistan, has Europe's most ridiculous country just been visited by the van of love and understanding too?

>>75077708
Reminder.

Also this is a good read: http://www.racer.com/f1/item/139336-medland-in-search-of-pascal-wehrlein?showall=1&limitstart=

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>wec youtube channel is uploading all the 2016 races in full

>>75080556
even the 24?

>>75077898

ok what is this really about

>>75080575
I'm guessing they're hair curler attachments, but if I've learned anything from amateur porn it's that that means they're basically dildos too.

>>75079787
I just hope this means we finally start making some changes

>>75080575
I forgot and cbf going back through her videos to find which one it's from.

>>75080574
not yet

i hope they do tho