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The Masters - Friday Thread

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Not In The Face Edition
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wtf Hoffman was 2 under when I went to bed. Some finish to his round.
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who the fuck is charley hoffman?
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/cric/efl/copalib/
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>>75077124
Some stereotypical fat Yank
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Jon Rham
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>>75077124
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>>75077280
Is he fatter than Willy Mcgirt? Willy Mcgirt sounds fatter.
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>>75077319
lmao what an athlete
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>>75077325
you don't play golf
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>>75077342
go for the odd hit, but yeah wouldn't say I'm a golfer
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Who here /handicap/?

>tfw stuck on 11
>tfw single figures is so close
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>Hoffman birdied every par 3

Surely this is rare?
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>>75077716
nah happens all the time
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>>75077716
i didnt realise he did that
wtf that is unreal
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Are you happy I'm playing well?
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>speef
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Don't scoff at the Hoff.
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>>75078892
don't tell me what to do
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>Hoffman
I dozed off yesturday. What the fuck happened?
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Who /sucksatgolf/ here?
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>all the leaders are currently on the course
>can't watch shit

ah well, augusta gonna augusta
mcilroy soon
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>>75079694
Cuck

I'm semi pro
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>>75079694
improved my iron play and chipping a ton last year, but a slice worked its way into my drive, which used to be my strength

end result is that i'm still stuck as a shitty 16 handicap when I wanted to get down to 12 or thereabouts.

gonna get a lesson with the driver and with my fairway woods and hopefully that'll kick me on.
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>>75077308
rambo
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>>75079694
whats up bruh
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>>75079788
>You must be at least this white to watch these groups
I didn't know Raimi ran Augusta National
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18 holes is a lot, and none of the affordable courses near me sell 9 hole greens fees
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freddy gonna win this thing
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>>75079936
Shut up pussy
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>>75079936
Check for twilight golf fees.
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Kansas City Chiefs.
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>>75079694
I still occasionally whiff on tee shots
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there is good golf going on and we have to listen to these niggers talk
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if sergio wins and he dont serve fried chicken and watermelon next year, he aint got a hair on his ass
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jesus christ sergio is killing it
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why do we have to watch these irrelavant fucks when theres people in contention playing?
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I will only be happy if Phil Mickelson wins
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>tfw change my driver every 6 months to whatever TaylorMade release and still cant improve my driving
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>>75080112

Damn right. The only burger golfer that I like
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>hoffman and garcia playing but masters wants to just show fucking danny willet and tyrell hatton

just why
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>>75080133
>falling for the modern driver meme
persimmon is god tier anon
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is hoffman elite?
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>>75080157
FUCK Bitchtits Mickelson. He is a scummy piece of shit who will never be a true golfing legend.
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>"Charley"
>Not Charlie

This really triggers my autism.
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Who /amencorner/ here?
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did rory just 3-putt from 10 feet? did he just miss from 3 feet?

FUCK
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>>75080225
rory is a meme, he will never complete the grand slam
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>>75080225
beta british genetics, known to always choke on big stage
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I love the masters but I cant watch this nigger tier broadcasting of the weakest golfers when theres good golfers to watch.
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>>75080295
watch holes 15 and 16 on the cbs stream so you see everyone
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You think Luck will inch in there?
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in the end rory wins
even if he loses he still wins
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>all these old farts and literally whos in the top of the leaderboards
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This thread is depressing
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I miss Tiger
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>>75080401
what did you expect anon this is neet hours after all (posting from staff room at work)
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WHO IN THE FUCK IS CHARLIE HOFFMAN
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Why do I hear sirens at hole 15-16
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check out mcilroy's birdie just there on 5 on the masters tracker... that shit CAN'T be right, would be insane if so.

but if that's right (and i still don't believe it's not an error), then rory's moving up the leaderboard ever so slightly just by staying even par. all good, but he needs to get his game together.
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anyone seen anything of how leishman is playing? I got on him at 45-1 before the start of the tournament
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also I know it's the masters and all that, but do you guys actually like the tournament? drives me nuts with the lack of coverage
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Th Hoff is bottling it!!!!!!!!!
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rory on the front page!

>>75080565
looks like he's been solid, but a bit inaccurate with his mid irons. he's right in it at +1 though.
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>>75080584
considering I have to work thursday and friday and would only be scoreboard watching anyway it doesn't bother me.

the masters weekend is golfing bliss, so yea, I like the tournament.

what makes it different is that you know every hole, so it puts you right there in the player's mind as he tackles the course - you know where he is and what he has ahead of him. most majors you don't really have a chance to get that acquainted with the course.
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>>75080475

They thought it was a possible terrorist attack. was only Vijay in a golf cart though.
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>>75080632
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Is smoking weed and watching golf on a rainy and cold day the comfiest thing you can possibly do?
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>Danny Willett +6

How the fuck did this meme ever get near contention, let alone win the Masters???
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>>75080684
Possibly

Fuck i havent toked in a month or so...today might be the day
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>>75080684
It rivals
>drinking a beer with the windows open on a beautiful day
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MASTER'S TIME
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>>75080617
good post
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JUST HOFFMAN
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everyone who was hating on sergio yesterday must feel real stupid now
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>>75081142
Just wait until the final round.
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>>75077064

s'up?
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What went wrong with our guy Rory?
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>>75081142
>triple bogey
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>>75081355
>rory
>our guy
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>>75081355
His driver is fucking awful this week. It's a miracle he's even. He just needs to stay in contention today for the better weather in the weekend
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>I was only 9 years old, I loved Phil Mickelson so much
>I had all of his short game lessons on DVD, and Callaway clubs
>I pray to Phil every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Phil is love, I say, Phil is life
>my dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Phil
>I call him a Tiger
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving toward me
>I feel something touch me
>it's Phil
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear, "Hinge and hold"
>he grabs me with his powerful hands, that can flop a shot 50 feet in the air while only advancing three yards, and he puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Phil
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for Phil
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his shaft, I want to please Phil
>he roars, as if he came runner up in the US Open for the seventh time, and Phils me with his love
>my dad walks in
>Phil looks him straight in the eye and gives him a thumbs up, tipping his hat and smiling
>Phil leaves through my window, leaving behind tickets to the Masters
>Phil is love, Phil is life
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>>75081437
top kek
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>>75081142
Sergio is a stupid nerd and will inevitably choke
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When is the Spiethposting going to get in gear, guys?
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Golfers that I hate and want to go away
Ben Crane
Jim Furyk
Keegan Bradley
Zach Johnson
Web Simpson
Bill Haas
Ryan Moore
Justin Rose
Danny Willet
David Toms
Anyone who uses a long putter
Anyone that needs an English translator
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>>75081489
>Anyone who uses a long putter
i thought they banned those?
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>>75081496
No, you're just not allowed to anchor it to your body
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Dill will choke.
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>>75081496
Langer and Woosnan are 2 guys in the field with them
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>>75081489
>no kuchar
Shit list/10
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>implying sergio isn't winning this year
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>>75081550
I was legit thinking about putting Kuchar on that list Tbh. Can't fucking stand the guy and his shit eating grin. I figured I'd be ostracized for putting him on the list
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>Sergio ever winning a major
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hey guys, just hanging out a bit before my tee time
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>Willett
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what's up with sergio's score? the tv feed has him at -3, the leaderboard at -1

assuming the tv is right here
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Finally, proper sky coverage
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>Implying Rahm isn't winning this year
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>>75081632
Par now according to the official scoreboard
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Freddy 2 under after 3 holes

Couples and Mickelson will be the leaders going into Sunday. Cap this. It'll be legendary golf
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>>75081706
that's a man's man right there.
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FREDDY GONNA FRED!
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Will Sergio Garcia ever NOT CHOKE in a major?
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>Willett not even making the cut
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Is there a more Reddit golfer than Rickie Fowler?

>inb4 Douchechambeau
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Sweden on suicide by truck watch
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The absolute state of Sweden
JUST
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>Sergio didn't actually triple

Thanks, PGA
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>>75081836
Rickies gay?
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>>75081843
Yeah that's clever. The truck thing which is topical. But also, it's funny. Great stuff.
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>>75081489
Wait why do you hate Ben "Insane" Crane?
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>>75081900
Stay salty Mohammed
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>>75077064
who 4k here?
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He's figity and takes forever to play
He dresses like a retard
He has a terrible looking swing
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What's the best Tiger Woods PGA Tour game? I might pick one up today. I already have 05
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>>75081980
For>>75081939
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>>75081987
Tiger Woods 2012 - The Masters
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>>75081836
When I volunteered at the Valspar Championship, DeChambeau hit a ball near me. He was very rude.
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Fuck off sneak
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>>75082003
TELL ME MORE! I HATE THAT FAGGOT
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>>75082003
wanna hug it out bro?
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>>75082003
What did he do?
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>>75081999
Agreed, best in the series.

The new game with Rory is like Rory himself, cancer.
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>>75081836
Who's the most 4chan golfer?
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>>75082080

John Daly
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>>75082080
Danny "tfw no gf" Lee

http://www.golfdigest.com/story/danny-lee-is-sad-he-has-no-girlfriend
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>>75082080
Kevin Na

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNG-63ivFqs
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Who's winning??
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>>75082080
Fuzzy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufpU3X-t4w
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>>75082095
John Daly has a good interview on Howard stern
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>>75082115
Hoffman -4. No idea how.
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>>75082052
I really love the Masters Challenges but they are downright impossible to achieve without cheating. If you can do these in Pro mode I tip my hat and pop my monocle to you, good sir
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>>75082105
This
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>>75082034
>>75082042
>>75082039
I do the Shotlink laser thing where you measure how long their drive is and how away from the hole they are. He hit a shot close to where our measuring device is, and got all grumpy cause we had to remove it. And then the guy I was working with had his radio to Shotlink base/HQ go off in my co-volunteers was while he was there so he got even more mad. And then he bogeyed the hole.
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>>75082135
He got so lucky on the par 5 with the stream blow the green. He tried to go for the green but hit it so short he fell short of the stream too
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>>75082095
>smokes 2 and a half packs of ciggarretes a day
>drinks 15 diet cokes a day
>eats fast food for every meal
>alcoholic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKkwim3w8I0
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>>75082137
Does it let you play as Phil? I've always wanted to play as Phil in a game but I never see him in the series
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>>75082163
Who cut this cunt's hair?
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>>75082181
I'm pretty sure you can I'm not 100%. I would never try using Phil because shooting left makes zero sense in my right-handed brain.
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>>75082188
Him and Mark Davis share the same barber
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jesus christ speith get it together
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gwan sergio lad
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Why does Golf always attract storms?
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Who is the shittest golfer to ever win a major?
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Danny Willett or Geoff Ogilvy
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>>75082338
for >>75082334

Phil birdied 2 and 3
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>>75082334
Danny Willett
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>>75082163
guy seems pretty cool
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>>75082334
Y.E. Yang
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Damn Sergio
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>>75082334
Webb Simpson, Todd Hamilton, Steve Jones. There's absolutely shit loads of atrocious American golfers that have won a major.
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>>75082334
tiger woods
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Is Amen corner comfier than 15 and 16?
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Amen Corner is comfy personified
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>>75079966
my nigga. dub dubs wills it
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Been stuck at work how has day looked?
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>>75082488
OH SHIT
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>>75082488
Happening
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>>75082488
>>75082499
Checked
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F R E D D Y
R
E
D
D
Y
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>>75081485
Give it a few more quad bogeys
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>>75081485
SOON
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>>75082080
Jason Dufner
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Dottie Pepper is built for comfort. Come to daddy.
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Fowler will be leading after R2.
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How many shots does Sergio need to be ahead to cover for his inevitable choke?
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>golf shot
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Whats with all this blatant shilling for sergio of all people by espn
Is the fix in lads?
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>>75082080
Patrick Red

https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=OssG33emX1E
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>>75082455
The comfiest. Redbud is a high-pressure stadium event.
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>>75082628
No

T. Person who has seen him play on Sundays
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>>75082626
no amount would be enough. He would choke just the right amount to lose. there is no magic number, it is all in his head
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>>75082626

It begins...
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>>75082626
lel, a lot mang

preview of sunday right there
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>>75082589
You missed her playing days
>fuck shit god dammit son-of-a-fucking-god-damn-bitch!
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are year la
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>>75082650
Yeah thats what makes me wonder why
Hes a geblnuinely unlikable perennial choker but seems like every other cut is sergio related
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What would happen if Sergio ended up in a playoff with Westwood?
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>Spieth

No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
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>>75082732
It would be a sign of Armageddon
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>>75082314

POO
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>>75082732
Scorecard errors would be found for each of them and the win awarded to Bubba
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>>75082732
It would be extremely painful
to watch
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>>75082753

you are a person large in build and stature
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>>75082753
You're a big golfer
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>>75082314
The fact that poos dominate this "sport" is all i need to know that its shit
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Who /cuppa/ here?
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>>75082749
heh
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>Spooth

will he see Saturday, or committee Sudoku
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>>75082763
Please watch their sport
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when sergio chokes is it a real bad choke?

I got 250 on him placing top 5....
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>>75082785
Oh it's a almost always a big choke
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Charlie should have kept his Boogie Nights do. Short hair don't play.
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>>75082785
JUST CASH MY SHIT UP
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>>75082817
>he didn't cash out
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>>75082455
The 13th hole is literally the most comfy hole in the world.
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>>75082785
what kind of odds did you get on that?
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>>75082825
17 at sawgrass you pleb
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Phil in I'm such an idiot mode
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Why is it that the cross and claw grip putting triggers my autism?
Just putt the ball with the conventional grip you faggots!
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Is it /ourguy/ rick fowlers year?
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Topkek
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>english golf
KEK
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>>75082823
I wonder if that guy who bet on leishman still comes to /sp
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>>75082842
27.78 USD at 9/1 odds
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if Rickie wins the Masters will he still be considered a meme golfer?
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>>75082893
you said you had 250 on it
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>>75082846
Close call, but not quite.
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rickie is a proper likeable guy
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>>75082893
That's solid
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>speef
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>>75082925
I didnt know how much i put on him so i just said 250, guess it came out wrong
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>>75077064
>T. Gana
>no esta ganando

De hecho, esta en el utlimo plazo. Que coños Chile!?
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>>75082904
>green jacket owner
>meme golfer

Pick.
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>>75082904
>>75082990
Good point. Danny willet and Mike weird aren't members golfers.
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What's the appeal of watching some tee off? You can't even see where the ball lands.
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>tfw work at a golf shop
>tfw dead as fuck
>tfw literally getting paid to shitpost and watch the masters
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>>75083113
Probably gonna play a few holes after work eh? lucky fucker
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>>75083056
appreciating the technique
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>>75083145
Ill play a few of your mums holes m8
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>>75083162
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>>75083162
Fuckin teed that joke up for you...
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>>75083056
If you're blind. Even if you're not front row you should be able to tell if it s a good or bad drive.
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>>75083224
your mum teed my joke up when she wanked me off
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>>75083228
That sir is a whiff.
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>>75083162

Putter pussy in a coma
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bubba rekt
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PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL
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ASU CRUSHIN IT
GET FUCKED REST OF YOU MEME SCHOOLS
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>>75083145
I don't get done until after sundown so no playing for me today. However I play for free so I'll prob play this weekend
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>>75077064
Any links to some livestreams? (((themasters.com))) isn't working for me
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This is the worst golf coverage I've ever seen

Put up a fucking info card once in a while
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/ourguy/ rickie is doing good.
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>englel
KEK
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Grandpa is winning it all
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>Dill Pickleson
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Just tuned in, what have I missed today lads?
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>>75083540
>what have I missed today lads?
shit golf
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>>75083540
a nice afternoon nap
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Is his career over?
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>>75083578
no he'll always find a waitress to bang
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At least there is one bright spot about this year's Masters. No Swedes will make the cut.
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>>75083649
>be Swedish
>get run over by a Islamic truck
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Van Pelt is so good at calling a golf tournament.
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>Masters are happening without Arnie

Still not ready for these feels.
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I have a sneaking feeling Justin Rose is going to steal it this year. Fuck.
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>Everyone spilling their spaghetti
Please fuck off wind
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>Pieters eagle to get to -3
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If day doesnt win my bookie is gonna break my legs
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>>75083897
>$15 + tip
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>>75083863
ANOTHER TELL. PLEASE TRY TO DISCUSS SPORTS. K BABE?

>>75083841
Kissed by a Rose...just once please
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Would be really cool if the mid-amateur champ made the cut and was the high amateur.
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>>75083945
Nope...Augusta National has famously low concession stand prices.
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>>75083949
there's different levels of amateurs?
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>>75083841
>>75083947
hey guys
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>>75083812
I've conscientiously avoided any of the tributes. I don't want the sad.
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Looks like we went from AuGUSTa to AuGAILa
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>>75083960
All about preserving whatever they can about the 50's
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>>75083962
Yeah, most of the other amateurs are young guys that will be pros in a few years.

The mid-amateur is specifically for the over-25s who don't make a career in golf.
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>>75083972
I'll allow that sports pun.
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Pieters is looking good for a green jacket lads.
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>>75083980
50's prices would be less than a dollar on all those items. Those are more like 80's pricing.
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>opened all the windows up and just opened a beer after a long day at work

top comfy
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>>75083960

PIMENTO
I
M
E
N
T
O
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>tfw Fowler green jacket
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>>75084020
I just opened all your mum's holes up with my long dong while you were at work m8. Was comfy as fuck when I nutted in her.
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>>75084063
0/10
>>
Who /hingeandhold/ here?
>>
>>75084063
EPIC XD UPVOTED
>>
Why the fuck am I forced to watch these 11-over shitters when the leaders are back and forth?

As entertaining as it is to watch Hutton have a tantrum, I want to see good golf
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>>75084055
classic rickeh
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>>75084020
>tfw 45 degrees and windy outside
>but the sun is shining in the window and my room is like 80 degrees

at least tomorrow it will finally warm up
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>>75084011
What the hell is a Pieters?
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>>75084087
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How is Sergio garcia so good at consistently placing in top 10, but so consistently bad at winning anything
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Stop watching the Masters.
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>>75084144
Spaniards are genetic failures
>>
Couples is killing it right now
>>
>>75084210
Freddie is going to tease us again, isn't he?
>>
16 is a comfy hole. It's like an isolated little grotto with Uncle Vern on the call.
>>
>>75084210
>>75084224
Couples always plays well at Augusta.
>>
Anyone listen to Rush earlier when he was talking about playing at Augusta?
>>
>Day
>>
Anyone think they can break 100 on this shit?
>>
>>75084230
16 is rowdy as all get out. Not comfy at all.
>>
Is Day getting some bitch tits?
>>
Anyone else hate golf but always watch the Masters?
>>
>>75084293
Not me.
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>>75084293
I can barely break 100 on my local duffers course.
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>>75084293
Ez pz i could score over 100 no problem
>>
>>75084296
>16 is rowdy as all get out

What did you mean by this?
>>
>>75084293
With the wind and the way they have it set up for a major? No way.

Poulter said the greens at Augusta was like putting on your garage floor, except with hills.
>>
Thank fuck Tomas bjorn is off the sky commentary, boring prick
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>>75084293
yes
>>
welp fuck you day
>>
>>75084357
Poulter is a faggot fast greens are cake
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>>75084373
I know he never shut up, either
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>>75084293
I could probably shoot under 100 on the back 9
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wew rose is shook
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Is there a more overrate hole than the Augusta 12? I birdie that shit every time I play Tiger Woods 09.
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based freddy
the dad pick
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>>75084422
Jokes on you. I shot -20 on Augusta on PGA 12
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time to reinvest

what do
>>
>>75084466
Put it all on Phil
>>
>>75084466
Pieters looks solid for me.
>>
God bless Puma'sâ„¢ Ricky Fowler
>>
>>75084354
The crowd is right on top of the golfers ready to go nuts with a good shot, which is quite doable on such a short hole, and gets all groany if they dunk it or puts it in the sand. It's not the 16th at the Phoenix Open but it's probably the closest Augusta has to it.
>>
>>75084466
Put a cheeky fiver on Couples
>>
LEL
>>
And there goes Rickie.
>>
>>75084512
Ah I get you, thanks mang
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>Rickie
>>
where my pieter eaters at?
we got this
>>
>it's been 12 years since Tiger last won the Masters
>>
Tally ho Philip
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>>75084653
>Tiger Woods will commit suicide in your lifetime
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>>75084705
>Tiger woods will fuck that qt white girl you have a crush on in your lifetime
>>
>>75083578

It will be soon.

Shame too. He only started it 3 months ago.

Sad!
>>
>>
Aaaaand Fowler's back.
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>dat Fowler birdie
>>
>>75077064

is rick fowler /ourguy/?
>>
Phil >>> Spieth
>>
/sp/eef>>>>fill
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>>75084891
>>
>>75084224
Freddie is that old buddy you see once a year and wish you could spend the whole weekend hanging out but he always leaves just a little early to get home.
>>
>>75083981
The mid am ranks are only going to get better now that they get two spots in the Walker cup too.
>>
>>75084853
Ricky bobby is alright by me.
>>
phil "ive still got it" mickelson
>>
>>75085133
Poo 'I never put it in the' Loo
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>>75085153
>>
Sergio Freddy final group Sunday confirmed
>>
>>75085185
Btfo
>>
>>75085185

Jaysis there's me supper sorted.

Thanks poo!
>>
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>>75085185
I see you Pajeet..
>>
gypsy ira cunts btfo yet again
>>
>>75085185
>>75085260

POO
>>
The green sod, oh God.
I would like to be there,
i would like to be many places,
wander alone in this earth
>>
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>>75085260
>>
i've been watching
feeling the energy
the environment
i feel alone in the grass
>>
>Richard Fiddler
>>
>>75085260

I was recently on /g/ for some laptop advice.

Why are you lot so hated on /g/?
>>
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>>75085260
>
>>
you got close
you get near
can't fail,
it's to close
but whop!
you missed the hole!
LOL!
>>
>>75085367
hi gustavo
>>
you can be old
your hair could be silver
but you can play golf
because you can

>>75085389
hallo!
>>
>>75085365
smug reminder
>Rory is not irish he is British
>>
>>75085412
Nobody thinks Rory is Irish except the brits when he doesn't win
>>
>>75085443
HE IS BRITISH
JUST ACCEPT IT !!
>>
who /anyonebutsergioandphil/ here
>>
>tfw Couples makes the cut but Langer didn't
>>
fowler rose or sergio for me
>>
It's happening again. I'm getting the joneses to pick up those old clubs again. Every year this tournament tries to pull me back in.
>>
>>75084210
>>75084224
>>75084243
Nobody wants to even mention Larry the corpse Mize making the cut at 58.
>>
>mickelshit
>>
>>75085466
Who actually actively roots against Sergio? What a needless waste of energy.
>>
>>75081437

>I call him a Tiger

Every fucking time
>>
i need u now
where are you
you got married
this year 2017
>>
phil seen lurking in the bushes
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>>75085634
>>
i don't wonder anymore
why this life is a curse
i watched you through the herb
your moves are pretty, you're pretty
>>
GOATdan
>>
that little kid has been given so much free shit today
>>
what happened to hoffman?
>>
>>75085725
Regression to the mean.
>>
>>75085725
He'll be in the final pairing tomorrow, matched up with Sergio.
>>
yes phil
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>>75085260
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Take a drink every time Phil tips his cap
>>
tell me about your life
tell me all your secrets
because i am loving you
'cause you got me on fire
>>
how finalizes our story
with a sad ending
because of you mainly
and because of me
>>
>sweedish golf
>sweedish people
>sweeden
AHAHAHAHAAHA
SWEEDKEKS BTFO
>>
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>>75085926
>>75085891
>>75085840
>>
>>75085926
And thank god for that. The open is ruined for me now.
>>
>>75085891
Are these Toto lyrics in support of Toto Gana? They don't seem to be helping.
>>
>it's a Fred Couples finishes top 15 at Augusta even though he's 82 years old episode
>>
Predictions for tomorrow, in order of position

Hoffman - Another ropey round drops him down the board
Garcia - Shoots a solid 69 or thereabouts and is in contention and ready for his Sunday meltdown
Pieters - Struggles a bit and shoots even par
Fowler - Solid but not spectacular 71 keeps him in it
McGirt - A battling 73 allows others to pass him
Rose - One under or thereabouts, not great on a decent scoring day
Moore - I have no idea, don't know his game
Scott - Goes low and gets himself in contention
Spieth - Goes low and gets himself in contention
Mickelson - A typical wild up and down day leads to 71, not quite good enough
McIlroy - Goes low but not low enough to get into the top 5 for sunday

Spieth and Garcia in the last group on Sunday. But to be honest this field is so bunched up and the conditions are going to be so different that it's almost impossible to predict. The wind suits Sergio's game a lot, Mickelson's too. On the other hand clear weather will help Rory out a huge amount. Still salty about the two shot swing caused by Rory hitting the flagpost at the last. He should be -1.
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>decent weather for the first time in weeks today
>hit the range
>some type of beginners clinic going on
>15-20 qt sorority looking chicks
>set up in a bay in the middle of them
>start ripping 290 yard drives
>they all start gawking
>can tell I'm getting them wet
>tfw

Felt pretty fucking great.
>>
>>75087347
This seams reasonable. As to predictions, anyone north +2 inclusive is still in this.
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>"The green jacket goes to Sergio."
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>tfw got worse at golf the more I played
my swing was gold when I didn't know anything and just picked up a club
>>
>>75087347
What about Couples? Otherwise I agree
>>
>>75088165
>290 yards
hit the gym babydick

>tfw hit bombs too but everytime theres a qt there they're just watching their bf hit
>>
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The call that saved Augusta National.
>>
>still 5 bongs
What to do?
>>
Jason Day gonna be schooled by the club pro today. Can't wait for his saltiness
>>
Glad to see Pieters is back in it. Impressive for a rookie.
>>
>>75087347
get off mcilroys cock
>>
>>75084466
everything on couples
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>>75089720
iktfb
>>
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What's the hold up? Black person sighted within 10miles radius?
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back from the range, lets get it on boys
>>
meff
>>
what % of the broadcast actually shows golfing?
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