/HOC/ Sens are in edition

97 for 97

>>75075713
Did pulju clone mcdavid?

Or is McDavid a secret Finnish weapons project that got loose and Pulju has been sent to retire it?

>>75075725
He's got some kind of spine disorder that fucks up his shape.

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>/HOC/

>>75075711
What the fuck does Ottawa have to celebrate about?

When will these shorks stop shorking!?

Reminder tampa will NOT make the playoffs
>>75075752
autism

>>75075758
are they really that bad this year? all i hear is complaining about them

>>75075758
game has been good desu

wouldn't call it shorking even if they lose

>>75075711
>CAL instead of CGY
I am triggered, please refrain from doing this.

>>75075786
wasnt me
>le american website

>>75075780
they've had a bad run towards the end of the regular season, but they've won their last few games

>>75075780
>>75075782
They've been on a horrible I think they're last 20 games they only won 6 games

>>75075711
does anyone give a fuck about this news shit? reddit as hell

real thread here
>>75075792
>>75075792
>>75075792

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dont worry floms, jests will take care of nashville for you .

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>Lucic activating right before the ploffs
Good...

Gooooooood...

>>75075798
cry newfag. Every general on sp has one including hoc when its done by someone not retarded

spicy saves on both ends

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>>75075780
They shorked away an easy division win

Who's going to be the team to choke first?

>>75075802
fuck off

You know what would be hilarious? If the laffs miss the playoffs by ONE POINT. Can you imagine the shitposting that would occur here if that happened?

>>75075796
they're playing without two of their top guys, and they've won their last two

the choking is over (for now)

>>75075823
can they miss on a tiebreaker? that would be funnier

>>75075823
Please god let this happen.

>>75075823
theyve spent the last month assuming they are in, fuck i hope they get blown out

>>75075823
with the number of loser points they have that'd be some justice

>>75075822
stop being a faggot

>>75075802
Shork off

>>75075826
tampa wins if they end up tied

>>75075843
but i think the islanders have the edge on them

>>75075843
Only if Tampa wins their next 2 games in regulation/OT.

McDavid removing Finn. Webm pls

https://twitter.com/EdmontonOilers/status/850206117095391232

please send, intentionally lose to the islanders, for kyle.

>>75075870
>for kyle.
Is Okoposo really that brain dead that he thinks he's still playing for the Islanders?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

FUCKING HATTY

LOOOOOOOOOCH
O
O
O
O
C
H

MILAN GODCIC

BIG DADDY

LUCIC

HAT TRICK

In all seriousness aside...
>shorks

>>75075875
hey he was with them for like a decade, he's senpai

Sharks are going to get swept, fucking pathetic.

BIG DADDY HATTY

gg oilels

These shorks must have the lowest confidence ever right now. They basically went from first to worst in over a course of a month.

>>75075898
MAD
ASS
FUCK

>>75075900
go to bed dude holy shit

>>75075905
there's two and a half minutes left

is this the oilers game thread?

>fucking hattrick

>>75075809
like i give a fuck about other faggoty generals, go SKEEEEEUP elsewhere nigger

kekkity kek
>shorks

>reffing equalizes
>oilers start winning

really inspires my thoughts

>>75075911
Not anymore

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>Moved up to 29th place today
Save us from the potential 27th place finish based oilniggers

>>75075915
stop crying

>>75075925
You poor bastard.

>>75075925
Only if you let McDavid get 3 points

Cagiulla scores if dubbs

>>75075925
were nucks fans embracing the tank

>>75075933
well you didnt say when

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FUCK THIS GAME

>>75075938

Whatever....

>>75075933
oh shit

This is not normal shorking, this is advanced shorking

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>>75075935
Yes. I had this edit made specifically for the tank

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>franchise record for wins by Talbot
>4 assists for Klefbom
>McDavid hits 97 points
>Lucic hat trick
It was a good night.

>>75075939
jej
choke on a girthy cock

>>75075939
HA HA lmaoing at ur sad life nerd.

>>75075902
Looks like their vets emptied their tanks a bit too early. Now the depth is showing just how bad it is.

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>>75075939

thankfully couture and thornton are expected to be back in time for the playoffs so hopefully that evens things out, see you then oilers

>>75075933

dubs, stanley cup winning goal

trips, but own goal

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>>75075925
The Canucks have clinched a worse season than last year. They can finish with a max of 73 points compared to 75 last year

>>75075973
I always wanted to meet Pulju but Bakersfield is like 3,000 miles away.

>winning only 3 games out of last 12
If this is not some kind of ruse then Shorks are finished

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>>75075990
They're also about to set the franchise record for fewest goals in a season for the 3RD TIME IN 4 YEARS

How can they go from StanLee to out in the first round so easily? Shorks making it to the finals a fluke?

>>75075990
>>75076000
Next year you guys should aim for 50 points. Tank so good no one could ever catch you.

>>75076010
fuck off timetraveller

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>>75076000
Them digits and also really pathetic

Lets all have a laugh at the laffs

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

>>75076030
>laffs

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>>75076010
A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world. But the world left them behind long ago. We are the future.

>>75075952
Don't forget
>Pakarinen working hard in the corners
>McLel not panicing and hitting the line blender

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>>75076016
They're 7-21-3 in their last 31 games. That's a 44 point pace

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I know someone asked for this a few threads ago

>>75076038
Oilers are getting more obnoxious than the Reddithawks

>>75075979
thornton isnt going to be back by the start

>>75076045
Good. Just think of your future. It's a bit like pulling teeth. You just have to endure the suffering.

>>75076048
Ah, I give them a pass. They've suffered for a decade, let me have their fun.

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>waiting 28 years of my life for the Caps to win the Stanley Cup
>inevitable nuclear fucking holocaust breaks out when we're so close
Hold me /hoc/

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>>75076052
>I will now remember that 3 game winning streak at the end of last season that cost us Matthews
God hath no fury like reality

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>>75076048
Good. I've taken a lot of shit from you fags over the years and now I'm replaying it with interest

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>Post yfw Crosgod and his manlet army win da cup

>>75076051
he's said he'll be back for the first round

mri came back fine and no swelling on the knee apparently

>>75076075
I don't have a face for that because it won't happen

>>75076075
Compared to some of the other teams out here now, I would gladly let them win.

>>75076076
i dont care what he says, he looked like shit skating today and hes like 100 years old

>>75076065
>so close

Be careful lad. 2nd round is only half way. There might be a whole new plateau of choking waiting for you on the other side.

Oilers need to lose atleast one game against hongcouver to face the Shorks or Analslime needs to win their next game.

>>75076075
How many fucking times do I have to tell you faggots to at least call him "Godsby"?

>>75076109
Watch them decimate the Nucks 5-0.

>>75076114
How about "The Great Godsby"

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>>75076075

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>>75076109
Please no, fuck us up Oilniggers. We need that 29th spot clinch

>laffs choke and miss the dance
>Calgary and Edmonton get swept in the 1st round

Really hoping for this to be desu. /hoc/ has been garbage lately and this should restore the balance.

Hockey is for faggots.

>>75076119
Nucks actually match up well against the Oilers, even during the Sedin art ross seasons and Oilers basement years it has always been close games

>>75076137
then you're right at home

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>>75076134
mfw the lottery fuck you again

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>>75076134
>Implying this isn't another 2012 draft year where the actual good players are out of the top 5

Either that or it'll be complete garbage top to bottom

>>75076143
KEK
E
K

Do you think the laffers will be run out of town or will someone try to lynch them if they miss the playoffs this season?

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>>75076142
That's because the lesser team just traps the whole game and prays for counter attack goals

>>75076136
>Laffs choke and miss the dance
As much as I want to watch every laffcuck on hoc hang themselves it just not gonna happen. All they need is one welfare point to clinch which is what they've been doing all season long.

>>75076158
The real fans expect it. The bandwagon will move on to boreball.

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>>75076159
>mfw every single team in the league traps against the McDavid line

>post yfw the kongs get gifted Nolan Patrick by Bettman

>>75076164
Speedy babbys get trapped

>>75076171
>yfw he busts

>>75076171
>gifted

The kid has a sports hernia and 3 different undisclosed injuries

>>75076171
What if Devils get him

>>75076158
Kadri has a a suicide vest if they try anything.

>>75076164
>the state of the Pengrowth Saddle dome

Ottawa will lose on purpose so the laffs miss the playoffs

>>75076182
Don't they hold rodeos in the Saddledome?

>>75076178
>3
Don't you undersell us, he's been injured every year since at LEAST 2012. Including hiding a chronic injury that made it much worse

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2160133

>>75076164
C of red more like C of brown LMAO

>almost all key Shorks players are over 30
Is any other SC contending team like this?

>>75076212
Choking, it's in your DNA.

>>75076171
bettman has already rigged the lottery for the vegas piss knights
why do you think they already signed his wheat teammate?

>>75076248
If Vegas doesn't win the division the first year, then they will never succeed.

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I liked the oilers alot better when they were a shitty meme tbqhwy

>canucks fans begging for losses
what a sad franchise

have they looked at the draft class though? KEK

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>Have to beat the Sharks to avoid playing the Blackhawks in the 1st RD
>Ducks are heating up heading into the playoffs

2 weeks ago I had confidence the Flames could get out of the first round, but now I'm not so sure.

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>>75076287
>The wings couldnt have shit the bed 2 years ago

>>75076306
Flames will be the punching bag of whatever team they come across. I kinda like that though. Little brother gets his just desserts.

>>75076315
the quaks are notorious for first round failures

>>75076315
Muh one cup

>>75076315
I'm just glad they made the playoffs, and hey I hold hope the Ducks choke away the 1st round as usual.

What would you do if you were hired as the new GM of the Canucks after the departure of the current administration at the end of the season.

>>75075925
>moved up
>up

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So is there anything to do in Edmonton other than shitpost in /hoc/ about the game that no one replies too?

>>75076361
But thats not as usual. The ducks
have done literally everything including winning a cup through calgary.
>>75076343
Seriously where did this meme come from?

>>75076369
Pretend to accidentally trip onto Henrik in the hallway and grope his sweet ass.

>>75076376
Have you BEEN to Edmonton? We have beautiful nature and a vibrant city. Go up to Banff or go do something else.

>>75076369
Negotiate a severance package.

>>75076376
I just moved to Edmonton from Winnipeg and there's lots more to do here than in that shithole where I'm from.
World Waterpark is lit and the bar scene is pretty good.

>>75076396
Winnipeg: we were born here, what's your excuse? Pretty depressing place it is.

>>75076376
Go to Denizen Hall and play ninja turtles with a drunk qt skank

>>75076379
Eh? Both times they have beaten the Flames in the playoffs they lost in the Conference Finals.

>>75076425
True but hat doesnt make them 1st round dropouts like the preds and caps.

>>75076384
>>75076396
>>75076419
So get drunk, visit places that aren't Edmonton, and visit a waterpark that will get boring after maybe 3 visits? neat

>>75076160
They play the pings and blowjobs so I expect two reg losses

>>75076447
If you're going there, when? All summer is festival time.

>>75076369
Tell the owners to fuck off or buy me out. Stop drafting busts. Explain to RFAs what a bridge contract is. Don't sign hopeful UFAs to 6 year deals. Draft some Swedish D. Commit to the tank, the attendance is shit anyways. Blow Buttman to prevent a Seattle expansion that would further tank the attendance. Consider the notion that teams develop a goaler instead of getting sloppy seconds.
Or just make a will and wade into the currents.

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>there are FIFTEEN (15) teams which have twice as much points than Colorado

You can't make this shit up

>>75076369
>Trade the Sedins and Edler for picks in the 2018 draft and defensive prospects
>Let Markstrom have the starting job
>Sign stop gap veterans up front

Baertschi - Horvat - Eriksson
King- Sutter - Boeser
Goldobin - Granlund - Megna

Hutton - Tanev
Quincey - Stetcher


t. Oilnigger

>>75076498
>Blow Buttman to prevent a Seattle expansion that would further tank the attendance

>

>>75076462
No. Look at my original question. I have plenty to do here during the summer.

>>75076498
the attendance it shit because nobody wants to pay $100+ to watch an ahl team

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>>75076509
They had to win tonight (needed 5 points in the last 3 games) to not be the worst team since the loser point. They actually clinched the worst team since the lockout tonight.

>>75076509
How the hell did the Avs fall off a cliff this year? How the hell are they THIS bad?

>>75076546
Good ol Minnesota boy Johnson was dead half the season. Barrie busted. So their D was abysmal. Varlamov couldnt carry them anymore. Landesgoon is a shitty captain and MacKinnon was broken by Roy. They lost players like Statsny and Boedker who arent great but certainly better than what they have to free agency in the last few years. Basically Sakic is retarded.

>Atlanta Thrashers got 39 points in the 99/00 season

Haha Holy shit

>>75076576
I had a feeling the Avs post-Roy would be a shitshow, but this takes the cake. Sakic should be out of a job after this shitshow, but he won't.

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I AM GROWING STRONGER

>>75076596
To be fair to that Thrashers team, no one on earth knew Patrik Stefan would end up being as bad as he was, and Luke Sellars playing 1 NHL game was unforeseen as well. If they had panned out, them + Dany Heatley and Ilya Kovalchuk would have been a dangerous team for years.

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>>75076624
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

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>>75076636
hmmmm
really makes me think...

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>>75076601
>announce to the whole world Duchene and Landeskog are up for trade
>mild trade a 1st, 2nd and conditional 2nd for old man Hanzal and grinder White
>cannot move Duchene
>other GMs say the price was too high
Seriously what the fuck did he want with the expansion draft looming? Rarely do braindead ex-players make good GMs.

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What the fuck did I miss tonight? Where was the defense and goaltending?

>>75076747
On the Islanders apparently.

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>>75076747
The best manlet D was at home banging his wife in perfect air brought to you by Tempstar Heating and Cooling.

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>>75076625
>Dany Heatley panned out on the thrashers

>>75076601
>>75076745
Well that confirms Yzerman is better than Sakic both as a player and GM

>>75076937
Before the accident he was on pace to be a superstar, lets not try to revise history here.

>>75076767
Nice digits Japan. You guys making hökkei anime any time soon?

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What's with the empty seats?

>>75077054
Probably not unless it has a homo couple

>>75077059
nobody intos hokkei in arizona
especially for lame duck games

>>75077054
>talking to obvious davido-kun as if he was yamato "real live japanese person"

>>75077059
Nice touch with the jerseys tbf

Saw some highlights from the preds - stars game. Looked almost the same tbf.

>>75077059
I had bigger turnouts for my midget hockey games back in high school.

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Wings desu.

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>>75077096
Great post!

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>>75077110

>The fun is finally over

A-At least I have the l-lions right g-guys?

>>75077118
Bettman will give you the 1st overall for a few years and youll be Oilers east except youll probably turn it around faster.

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>>75077118
No idea about the lions tbf

>tfw will probably have left /hoc/ behind the next time Detroit moves into the cup window
Why even..

>>75077137
This draft won't be doing much to help though

>>75076518
Nobody wants the Sedins at this point without massive retention or split them up. Id also feel for whichever two teams trade for just one of them. I cant imagine the dropoff if you separate them and put them in their first new team in a decade.

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>>75077158

>>75077173
They both have NMC's, and I doubt they'll let the team split them up

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>>75077202

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>>75077158
Just like Hall, RNH and Yak arent doing much to help the coilers this year? This wont be your only bottom of the barrel year. Youll get more than one 1st overall from that kike. I think a tank to blow out the Avs next year is in order.

>>75077217

You would have to literally ice chimpanzees on the ice to be worse than Colorado.

>>75077206
Then theyll never be rid of them without 50% plus retention. No actual contender could fit them.

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What went wrong?

>>75077217
I know that this won't be their only year at the bottam, as I pretty much stated.
An no, they will never go full Colorado tank. I don't see that happening, unless Zetterberg retires of course. Then they might come close..

>>75077227
Pretty much. But their contract is "only" for one more season. Wouldn't be too surprised if they just end up keeping them for one more season. I see the Eriksson contract as a bigger problem. 6 mil until 2022-2023 and a NMC (NTC from 2020-2021)

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>>75077110
Isnt that an illegal goal? Or did the NHL in their infinite wisdom rule his stick broke on the shot?

>>75077118
>debbies dont even have the spine to boo Parise


Still love you Sweden. Only wish NORGE would stop being a cunt.

>>75077296
It is an illegal goal. I don't remember exactly why it was allowed. But refs aren't allowed to review goals for whatever reason, so perhaps they simply weren't allowed to go back and look at footage to see if he used a broken stick or not.

Thanks my friend. But what did Norway do?

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>>75077276
>When a swede gives you two (you) for the price of one.

The Avs comparison was obviously hyperbole on my part. But I do think they are by far the worst East team with the Debbies or some regressing bubble team next year.

I always forget Eriksson is with the nucks and forget how bad his contract is even more. If they move the Sedins its less shitty but I have trouble seeing anyone take them on except at the deadline as pending UFAs

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>>75077320
One of them insists on laughing quite heartily at the mild.

>>75077344
that's just a proxy don't listen to him

>>75077344
>Not laughing at the mild

>>75077341
>>75077341
Here is two more!

I'm not going to lie. They're not doing well, at all.
Zetterberg could blow his back at any second, and they they are truly bottom shelf.

Not impossible, if they as you say retain some of their saleries.
The Eriksson contract will never stop to astound me, they must have been extremely desperate to sign that.

>>75077344
>>75077344
Two for you too
Oh yeah, that guy. He's just a silly little boy, don't give him any attention. It's really something sad about people who post the same things over and over again

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>>75077403

>>75077413
>KHL power plays

>>75077403
What's going on here
>that Satan face

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>>75077424

Unlike in the NHL Russia is allowed to have fun at their All-Star game.

>>75077421
I wish

>>75077431
Kek
Do you have more

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>>75077447

Just that Omark one Sweden already posted. I think that was 2 or 3 seasons ago at their ASG, I can't remember. I think those were the 3 really standout things from that year.

>Laffs play Pittsburgh and Columbus
>Islels play New Jersey and Ottawa
>Lightning plays Montreal and Buffalo

Laffs gonna choke this away right?

>>75077770
laffs < pens
laffs > jackets

islels > devils
islels < sens

tampa > canadiens
tampa > buffalo

laffs 95
tamps 94
islels 92

tbf

>>75077453
Did he die?

>>75078082
He suffered a Laine

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>>75078103

>>75078113
Yeah, I bet he felt like that the day after

someone make a webm out of this

https://twitter.com/HockeyWebCast/status/779418444970196992

>>75078123
You are not being comfy at all right now mr. Sweden

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REAL NORDE HOURS

>>75078152
I'm sorry mr. Finland :(

>>75077296
>debbies dont even have the spine to boo Parise

or, you know, they just have dignity and would rather acknowledge a talent who was part of their team.

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Im lmao'ing at teams without atleast 110 points

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>>75078157
Can I post?

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>>75078234
>half the team injured
>best defenseman out for playoffs
>repeat

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Really wish the NHL would do these more often.

bruins take the craps out in 5

>>75078258
>Half the team injured
>Letang, Malkin and Hagelin are only notable injuries

Malkin and Hags will be back before or during the 1st round.
Kunitz and Maatta can stay injured. We dont want finns and without Kunitz we may not take delay of game penelties every period

>>75076042
It's spelt Pekka Rinne not Paka Rinen m8

>>75078311

His name is Poop Hip m8

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CBJ will make Conference finals

>>75078457
torts knows best

>>75078517
Why is his hair like that? Hes only a teenager

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>>75078517
Think they sell Bonaqua at that grimey Winnipeg store?

>>75078457
>Stars 106 pts
>Bolts 107
Haha

>>75078565
He is a real American
Fights for the rights of every man

>>75078578
Of course they do, i mean why would pate otherwise be there

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That was just a taste of things to come in the playoffs Shorks.

This board is shit too many faggot yuros. If English isn't the first language in your country you have to go back.

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>nhl.com down

Fucking leafs

>>75078946
They are just warming up, Oilers with all their young players won't stand a chance against experienced Sharks team

>>75078968
>this Amerifat is still mad
top kek

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>>75078991
Warming up to get an ass whooping.

>>75078457
Stors we're really overvalued, but both trampa and kongs have underperformed.

>>75078991
Yes America is protecting it's boarders. You wish you were an American that's why you know out language and watch out sports and follow our culture as much as possible.

>>75079044
>boarders
lel
>You wish you were an American
I'm fine living here, it's kinda shit but at least it was not poisoned by progressivism
>our language
You mean bastardized version of another language
>watch out sports and follow our culture
I only watch NHL because it is the only American league with European players
>our culture
Most of my favourite artists and movies are not American

>>75079080
And yet you respond every time because you know what I say is true and it hurts. It's ok little peasant you can watch but don't think for a second your opinion matters.

>>75079092
>huge superiority complex
>shit banter
>no self awareness
Typical American

You are not even among 5 best countries at hockey lel

>>75079116
Goalpost movement achieved. It's OK peasant keep being obsessed with everything America has to offer, just remember it's not for you.

>>75079130
How soon before we tomahawk missile triggered europoors?

@75079130
You don't deserve any more (You)s from me faggot

>>75079152
It's ok reddit, they're not actually up votes here. You're the only one that cares about them.

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>>75079147
>Native Americans are strong enough to throw tomahawks all the way to Europe

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>"American" sport
>only 3 American players in all time top 50
>0 (ZERO) wins at world cup

>>75079188

Better than being inbred angry alcoholics m8

>>75079188
Still obsessed

@75079213
Says the inbred redneck

>wake up
>thread is a shitflinging contest between euros and america

good..good.....

>>75079237
They started it

Imagine hating a country so much you learn it's language, go on its websites every day, follow it's sports leagues, actually spend money to visit it, follow it's politics, watch it's television and movies, listen to its music, and know all about its culture.

Imagine.

>>75079237
Did you sleep well Canabro?

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>>75079237

Shut up faggot.

>>75079251
yeah I did, thank you for asking. its snowing this morning and my commute has been slow
fucking weather just cant make up its mind between winter and spring

@75079250
Imagine getting triggered by other countries this much

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>steal brits' language
>steal indians' land
>steal other's culture
>pretend to be the only important country in the world

>>75079266
>70 degrees on Tuesday
>snow today and tomorrow
oh April

>>75079290
its was 60 american celsius here on Sunday now its ~32

what's the best way of getting to anaheim from los angeles

>>75079307
private helicopter

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Does any team have more embarrassing "leadership"?

>>75079334
nice

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#Pray4Stockholm

1 (you) 1 prayer

@75079402

Shut the fuck up Pekka

>americans in charge of not ruing the thread

>>75079407
Can't blame them. I rue this shitty thread too desu.

>>75079402
hopefully the truck was just faulty

>>75079402
Finland seems to be the only safe country around that is not a shithole nowadays.

#Pray4Stockholm

>>75079344
What's "embarrassing" about this? Ovechkin was fined for diving on that play and chirped back some shit about Getzlaf being bald, yet that's not embarrassing too? What's your angle, faggot?

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>Playoffs spot clinched
>Noon game against the >rags tomorrow
>tfw comfy, stress-free >rags posting awaits

>>75079444

>implying you're not going to get shitposted to death by the Laffs when they cuck you

>>75079449
laffs arent even going to clinch at this rate

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>>75079250
>culture

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>the pacific playoff standings are decided entirely on on loser points

What a joke of a division

Assuming McMeme hits 100 points this season, when was the last time someone did it? I CBF'd to look up the year or player.

>>75079479
reminds me of the trashlantic

>>75079495
Kane last season, 106 points

>>75079495
>I CBF'd to look up the year or player.

no you are just a casual faggot who doesnt even know it was kaner

>>75079499

>Double check
>He actually had a 106

What a fucking year. Was that when Panarin was memeing it up?

>>75079504

I knew he was godly last season but I didn't realize his year was that good.

>McDavid will never hit 110 points in a season

Feelsgoodman crosgod #1

>>75079507
Last season was when a 24 year old Panarin won the Calder, yes

>106
>godly
Bruh...

>>75079499
Are you okay sweden?

>>75077866
Very unlikely that isles lose both

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stay safe swedebros

I can't believe I'm stuck with this flag for another week.

>>75079528
Cool flag. Majority red flags mean that they are the best countries

>>75079517
hows the truck of peace working out for you?

>>75079528
are you the canadian ?

>>75079518
Yeah I'm fine, thanks.

>>75079519
I didn't write that they will

>>75079539
Yes. Visiting Bodo right now. Very pretty town.

>>75079522
Thanks

>>75079557

awesome. Enjoy your stay :)

I'm starting to get nervous though but it helps that's letang is out, the jackets offense seems to be back

>>75078297
But that's how we build momentum is on the PK. Stupid fuck.

>>75079606
Dont ever reply to me again

>>75079606
Extremely gay

>>75079606

Fag

Just noticed that both of Edmonton's games are against Vancouver. Would be surprising if he doesn't reach 100 points

>>75078297
>we
KEK I knew penguins fans were delusional but not this delusional

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>>75079628
>mfw only one (1) one hundred point scorer

Fuck you Gary, atleast he's on my favourite team...

>>75079638
>4 100+ point scorers in 2009-10
>4 100+ point scorers between 2010-11 - 2015-16
>likely one more this season
Wew lad!

>>75079630
>he doesnt self insert himself on /histeam/

Casual af tbqh

>>75079660
based sweds are on the downturn unfortunately
we'll get back to multiple 100 scorers

>>75079638
>Gary Bettmanstien does all he can to increase goal scoring for "muh action and excitement"
>Players just so unskilled or old now that they cant score
>Gary gets blamed

Fuck off.