/heem/ - Royce Gracie Edition

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I like this one

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>>75073252
>I rate Zidane

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>>75073252

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Will Brandon Schaub ever return to the UFC?

>pic related, 100%

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My dubs confirm Syrian counterstrike at UFC 210

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Yeol will heem Silva

whose you're favorite UFC female fighter?

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>>75073874
>WMMA

>>75073874
Joanna. I want to fill her goblin womb

>>75073882
>posts "man" shorter than the average strawweight

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>>75073867
>they won't both get popped buy usada

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGWHwZ8BkXM

>I want to congratulate Michael on saying there is no jesus

Fun fact: MMA is a fringe sport in Brazil.

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IIITTTSSS LLIIIIKKKEEEE RRRAAAAIIIINNN

Actually don't understand the logic of deleting the active thread

>>75075152
>Actually don't understand the logic of deleting the active thread
the janny is the spammer

NO FORGAY JESUS

Post some Pearl Gonzalez plox

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get on the team now!

Uriah Hall replacing Kelvin Gastelum

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/850193601250373632

>>75075249
oh ffs wtf
They were scheduled to fight a year or so ago weren't they? Can't remember what happened but that's honestly not a fight I'm too interested in

>>75075259
Yes they were supposed to fight but then Anderson popped for """"cialis""""

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>>75075249
oh thank god

>tfw silva title fight will happen now

>>75075259
Anderson needed surgery last minute so fight ended up cancelled.

>>75075263
Nope

>>75075259
He got Gall bladder surgery 3 days out. He suddenly felt pain while training and had to be rushed to the hospital

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>>75075271
When's Hendricks fighting again?

>>75075299
rockhold will get btfo before years end

>>75075249
Of FUCKING course he wants Hall and not Yoel

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>>75073912
>i didn't know about this
holy shit UFC 2 just got way better

>>75073912
Joe could never make welterweight

I still think Hall heems Anderson

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>>75075351

>>75075359
Stay autistic Canada

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>>75075359

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>>75075359
Autist

>>75075388
lmao this fuckin pic is amazing did you make it

>>75075388
literally all my boys

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>silva will beat hall
no, meme ko incoming

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>>75075406
fucking manlet

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>>75075443
manlets are good lads

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>>75075481
if you have to be a manlet you might as well be a reachlet

>>75075160
This
Nuke Florida when?

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>>75075498
>tfw only 5'11 but reach is 6'6''

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>>75075502
What gives you the idea I'm a janitor? Seriously?

>>75075520
if you're left handed drop whatever you're doing and start training ufc my man

>>75075530
ambidextrous and kickboxing 3x a week

it's actually hard to get anywhere with mma here, we have no reputable gyms and no one gives a fuck about our fighting orgs

>>75075543
how's your jiu jitsu

>>75075550
poor, haven't done jj since i was 13

>>75075572
can you wrestle?

if the Chris doesn't win this weekend, I'm going to kill myself. My boys will be 0-1-4 in their combined last 4 fights

I'm on the fucking team, JOIN THE FUCKING TEAM

>>75075593
yes, grappling was essentially the first thing i got good at.

why the questions though bruv?

>>75075543
Isn't Kavanagh opening one of his meme gyms over there. Just move into the gym. If gooby doesnt need any jitsu neither do you

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what jiu jitsu technique is this?

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>>75075609
I'm on the team but moose is one of my favourite fighters of all time.

>>75075629
the overcompensator

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>>75075614
i'm trying to give advice to an anonymous person on the internet
it sounds like you could be a solid fighter if you tried

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>>75075609
I like chris and all but moose is my boy. Maybe he'll move up and take over the weak 205 devision?

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>>75075520
>tfw 5'9 6'3 reach
I lost some weight recently and my arms look like megan-tier ayylmao noodles

>>75075520
How do you measure reach?

>>75075682
fingertip to fingertip

>>75075616
Yeah but I'm not gooby, his jj is underrated because he never uses it though imo. Had no idea SBG was gonna do shit here, definitely gonna look into it provided the prices aren't bullshit.

>>75075655
I fight, just isn't professional, or even close. Got kicked out of school for it even.

>>75075666
isolate triceps, delts and forearms when you lift

>>75075682
fingertip to fingertip

>>75075687
Thx m8

>>75075692
I'll look up workouts for them to do tommorow. any specific exercises you'd recommend?

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>>75072036
>Cormier
>Mousasi
>Gonzalez
>Cote
>Brooks

>>75075724
>>75075724
literally best exercise for triceps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rh3MHnRI_I

which make up 2/3rds of your upper arm size

>>75075726
read the filename

>>75075724
tricep kicks, rear delt raises, skullcrushers, hammer curls and military press obvs

>>75075740
>rippetits

>>75075740
not only 2/3 of arm size, but also 2/3 of arm strength

>>75075766
whatever exercises you can go heaviest on will be most beneficial

close-grip bench done correctly would smoke all the dumbbell or ez-bar tricep exercises

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>>75074654
thanks for saving my OC

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>>75075654
>hurt the sport of UFC

fucking cringe man. listening to anybody outside of mma talk about mma is so painful

>>75075740
>>75075766
thanks bros

>>75075801
So is watching you spam a head every single post you fucking zilch

>>75075807
>"Nothing going on here officer, just watching Bellator"

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>>75075827

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>>75075616

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>>75075818
i have posted 26 times in this thread and that was the first head my friend

Speaking of Lellator.

Anyone else hype for Manhoef vs Carvalho tomorrow night live and free on Spike TV?

>>75075498
>tfw 5'9 and 73.5 inch reach

Am I in the club?

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>>75075857
>>75075856
>>75075855
>>75075854

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>>75075857
>Resorting to racism when someone says something you don't agree with

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>>75075877

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>>75075877

>>75075855
Taima.tv

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>>75075856
Id jab you to death m8>>75075666

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>>75075881

>>75075892
I'd parry you and go for a shoot senpai

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>>75075893

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Anyone got cro chops webms?

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>>75075906
oh, you a wrestler now, huh?

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>>75075909

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JUST

>>75075940
Yoel really fucked his face up

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>>75075928

>>75075906
>shooting
Ill take your back so fast your head would be spinning into my rnc. believe me

>>75075940
>Hiss fae doops low nou -Yoel Romero

>>75075940
JUST

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>>75075957

>yfw you hear that familiar guitar twang on Saturday as Chris walks to the octagon with I won't back down playing

>>75075975
>gay black porn
>baseball

Yeah, you're nothing

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>>75075964
Look, Nate had longer reach and still was counter punched the fuck out of

>>75075976
>implying he wont come out to coming home by pee diddy

Callen is cool, Schaub is annoying faggot

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>>75075986

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>>75076002
nate is pretty stupid desu

conor kept slipping the same way for the longest time and nate just kept eating the counters

nick said he was annoyed he couldnt be in nate's corner because he would have given him way better advice than Gil (who basically said to wrestlefuck when nick would have said to stop leading the way he was)

pic related cuz diaz brothers but it could have been the difference

>>75075324
He's not suicidal.

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>>75076057
>get BTFO for talking like a passive aggressive woman
>try and turn it into a meme

Sad!

>>75075914
can someone make a gif?

>>75075940
longo looks weird too

>>75076002
I'd win the first fight

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>>75076057
>try again sweetie
Heem urself

>>75076106
Don't respond dumbass, its bait

>>75075914
I tried doing this to a girl in middle school and she got VERY upset.

>>75075940
>thompson goes to help weidman
>weidman ditches thompson
hope he loses

>>75076106
you saved my gif :)

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>>75075857
>see a nigger pull the trigger
cringe

>>75075940
Jesus mother of christ

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>>75075940
My nigga havin an awful weight cut

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>>75076129
i save only good content

>>75075940
The corner Weidman's left cheek (his left obv) is protruding

I hope the next mma game made implements weight cutting as part of the career mode

>>75076181
i hope the next football game implements opioid addiction

>>75076194
and a mini game were you beat your wife

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>>75076194
that'd be lit, familia.
Baseball can have a steroid option.
And basketball can have cocaine.

>>75076220
>>>/pol/

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>>75076220
>only -250

>>75075914
croatia looks comfy

Good thread, OP. Who is your most enjoyed female UFC fighter?

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>>75076319
Megan Olivi

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>>75076319
right here

>>75076319
None of them, you weirdo.

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>I'm so excited about our date anon! Where are we going?

>>75076561
>you will never hang out with a girl for some Fightpass and chill

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>>75076561
>"I know this nice little cuban place down the street ha ha"

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>>75076319
Laura Sanko

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>>75076571
>tfw American
>tfw go to a college crazy about handegg
>tfw don't see any entertainment in handegg
>tfw try my best to give a shit when people tell me boring handegg shit
>tfw when they ask me about what my favorite sport is I tell them MMA
>tfw they try to change the topic when I start getting really excited talking about it

Lifes not fair guys...Why do my hobbies always end up being the weird ones?

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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

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>>75075940
Have fun with that weight cut.

Sucking air.

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>>75076770
>combat sports
>weird
>watching 6'6 300 pound black men run around slamming into eachother and tossing a ball
>not weird

>>75076770
>not hanging out with the wrasslin team

>>75076814
No one cares about wrasslin besides wrasslers and the family of wraslers. and they act pretty gay when no one is around.

>>75076827
>and they act pretty gay when no one is around.
How?

>>75076827
conceited faggot

>>75076801
Whose smart idea was it to take a picture of Weidman's emaciated body?

The guy probably won't even make weight tomorrow and the fight will be off due to safety

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>>75076832
Have you seen how DC is all chummy with his team. Imagine him when the cameras are off. Bro culture and trying to be extremely straight by not being uncomfortable when your teammates do gay shit.

>>75076857
>The guy probably won't even make weight tomorrow
whaaaaaaat

>>75076875
Just an educated guess. He looks like a skeleton there

>>75076876
Why do some of my screenshots turn out to be MB and some a few KBs?

>>75076879
Well let's just hope you're wrong I suppose.

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Much better.

New Meek fight

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>>75076892
Let's hope so

>>75076894
I think Meek is being overrated after his first fight. Don't think he is anything special really, top 15 WW is about the best he can do. Fun fighter though.

>>75076807
>two half naked men trying to dominate each other
>not weird

>>75077035
Meek is just really athletic, not technically very good.

>>75073689

Is Bundy Scabs a good fighter?

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>>75075221
>>75075221

There needs to be more of her on the internet.

>>75077035
He looked pretty decent against Mein even if Mein was washed up

Very athletic, some decent striking, his grappling is what surprised me the most. Has the potential to be a fun action fighter

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>>75077235

Cody vs Conor confirmed for the featherweight interim belt wtf lads

>>75077235
>>75077159

yeah agree, he is athletic and fun to watch but I've seen some people talking about him like he is a great prospect.

>>75077252
No way!!!!! Drumpf is done!!!!

Bellator has 5x the money UFC has.

UFC = 4 billion
Viacom = 22.5 billion

Bellator could buy UFC 5 times and still have money left over. You think any UFC fighters are going to hang around? LOL!!!

>>75077252
Holy shit it's real

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>>75076360


yes lad

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>>75077273
DELT

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>>75077273
HAHAHAHAHA
UFC IS FINISHED
DANA ON POOICIDE WATCH

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>>75077226
there's plenty m8

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>DUDE WEED ISN'T A PED IT'S JUST A PLANT BRO USADA I HATE YOU REEEEE
>Well, sir, I must inform you that numerous scientific studies and trials have shown marijuana to be extremely effective as a treatment for a wide range of illnesses from chronic pain to anxiety to cancer. Thus it should be concluded that weed be legal for all!

Which is it, reefer fiends?

>>75077282
/r/ing top right three pix

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>>75077471

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>>75077478
>>75077471

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>>75077482
>>75077471

>>75075940
Bruh.

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>>75077478
>>75077482
>>75077487
bruh

Have fun with that weight cut

Sucking air

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>Claudia will never whisper "I wan u to fock mi" in her heavily accented deep man voice

Life is suffering

>>75077368
muh dick

>>75077765
>DAS RIGHT
how big bro?

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>>75077611

>ywn do sex bjj with claudia

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Just sent this, will update with results

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>>75077824
Snapchat with ur mom

>>75077824
>>75077845
She replied with a 5 second snap of her chest in a reddy orange bra, no text

I guess Scab excites the ladies

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Today is the day DC pulls out lads

>>75077864

Start sklebposting her. Ask her if he's a good fighter

>>75077872
I'll ask her opinion on his Arlovski fight

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>>75077864
You're going back to the womb tonight lad, good luck

>>75077864
>not posting it

>>75077824
For sure stay in your lane my guy

>>75077872
ur dad should have pulled out

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Spleeb received permission from Dana White to participate in the Metamoris 2 Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament on June 9, 2013, facing Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu in a no-gi rules match.[50] During the match, Skleb refused to engage Abreu in his ground game, butt-scooting away from his opponent several times and earning the ire of the crowd, being heckled several times. After the 20 minutes lapsed, the judges unanimously decided the match in Abreu's favor.[51] During the post-fight interview, Bronden Sweeb, confused about the crowd's reaction, claimed that viewers were uninformed: "Oh for sure my man 100% they don't understand what they were seeing." and also previous opponents of Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu claiming that they "fell for his game, and weren't able to neutralize him like schlobmeister was".

RIP KELVIN

>>75077931
For sure you just didn't understand what you were seeing

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Who else feels weak in the morning?

I swear I am much stronger when I am awake for at least 6hours. When I am 1hour after sleeping I notice a stark difference in my BJJ class. Like my muscles still aren't tightened up.

>>75078076
u need alpha brain bro

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>>75075940
I wish he would win, but I legitimately worried. Gegard seems to be in his prime right now.

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>>75078284
Gegard in his prime is still no match for punished Chris. Believe you me it starts with Moose

>>75078284
Why

Weidman acts like a douche. His baby face doesn't go well with his personality. He always has this smug face about him too. He thinks he deserves to be considered the best and comes up with excuses like throwing spinning kick or being injured, or that he was angry and shouted at the growd "join the team!".

He needs a reality check

>>75073252
anyone down for patrician pics? fp prelims only?
combined record 85-12 , with three of those being undefeated

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>>75078380
>His baby face doesn't go well with his personality. He always has this smug face
>He needs a reality check

Do you know what projection is

>>75078380
Who's bullying you, Lithlet?

>>75076801
>le natty btfo when usada arrived man
romero FUCKED his face up bigly, shouldve taken more time off lads.

>>75078397
hi gian, how much more weight does the cuck have to cut?

>>75078414
Your mother is still hanging on his dick, so 200 pounds

>>75078389
Why would I care, Joanna poster?

Joanna is confirmed bitch. I always said that and never really understood why some Americans like her so, glad that tuf show made it more clear.

Pettis - Steak
Kebab - Tiramisu
Wondercuck - Pizza
Wideman - French Toast

>>75078423
sad!

>>75078423
loser

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>>75078431
Thompson made weight tho

>>75078431
hendricks quarter pounder/steak
mirr- kangeroo meat

>>75078431
hendricks - fries
kelvin - burritos
rumble - bananas

>>75078431
Lithuania - Semen

>>75078446
>>75078449
>>75078477
Hit too hard in the feels about your broad, cucks?

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>>75078516
>broad

Oh shit cuh, the 30's called they said you're still a manlet in that era too

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>>75078516
I couldnt give less of a shit about her, you sperging out is autistic my man

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>>75078527
>30's called they said you're still a manlet in that era too
unexpected, good job.

>>75078516
>his fuse is as short as him

>>75078533
disgusting

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>>75078527
Go home for your fucking shine box Lithuania

>>75078543
>>75078540
>>75078533
>>75078527
Lol how sad

Hurt some crybabies feels

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>>75078629
>12 minutes to think of something to respond
>12 minutes of typing shit out and then deleting it to strike back at his bullies
>he ends up with this

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 210

Daniel Cormier vs. Anthony Johnson
Chris Weidman vs. Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo vs. Pearl Gonzalez
Thiago Alves vs. Patrick Côté
Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira

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>>75078683
DC
The Chris
Pearl Necklace
Patrick Cody
Ill William

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>>75078683
Daniel Cormier
Chris Weidman
Cynthia Calvillo
Patrick Côté
Will Brooks

>>75078646
>he is always on heem

Lmao at your life. How pathetic you must be to waste so much of your time here among shaub poster spainsperg and OP waring autists?

You are part of /heem/'s problem. Spectrum kid whose only contribution here is relentless shitposting and trying to start shit with other posters.

>>75078749
Mad

>tfw no twink Lithuanian bf

>>75078843
I know that feel man

>playing one of the old ufc games
>have to actually play sparring every week
>have to do it like a retard to make your fighter good
shame

>>75078749

>even this attentionwhore manlet is complaining about american spergs on heem now

oh how the mighty have fallen

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*sees a gang of white dudes further down the sidewalk*

*backs up to the other side of the street*

>>75078843
Not funny.

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>>75078527
So this is the power of lanklets....wow!

Which fighter has been the worst investment the UFC has made? I mean like a dude that cost a lot and didn't put asses in seats.

>Schaub bless
>Schaub blows
>wmma
>get laid
>how much do you make
>docksperg
>the op matters
>Adan
>lmaobud
>your poor
>Somalian terrorists
>almost time for a new thread
>Schaub bless
>paying for ppvs
>being a NEET
>new thread when?
>NEW THREAD
>"no"
>REAL NEW THREAD
>REAL OFFICIAL THREAD
Repeat

>>75079218
Lombard was/is on a pretty expensive sontract when he came from Bellator but hasn't really lived up to expectations.

>>75079218
Probably Alvarez or Cro Cop. Maybe kimbo?

>>75079219
you got it man!

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>>75079081

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>Pearl
>Cynthia
>Irene

Why do young beaner girls have such classical old lady names?

>>75079252
What will happen to Rory if he doesn't become the bellator champion?

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>>75079268
I know two named Martha and Muriem. Shit's gross yo

>>75079233
Alvarez was worth it IMO, became the champ and then lost to McGregor. Worked out well for them, I doubt UFC was expecting him to be a huge star.

Cro Cop is a good shout.

Not sure if they had high hopes for Kimbo, they knew what they were getting.

>>75079218
dan henderson

>>75079280
>>75079271
I hope we get rory back and Michael Chandler comes over as well desu familia

https://youtu.be/8Gwua8sD4-c?t=25

What's the exchange?

>>75079291

>we get rory back
>comes over

Doo, just watch them fight in bellator.

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>>75079291
>>75079280
>>75079271
>>75079223
>the city of bellator

>>75079291
doubt it

Rory just left and Chandler is Bellator's poster boy so I'm sure they treat him well.

>>75079291
I'd rather that high profile fighters just go over to bellator

>>75079310
goof

>>75079310
I just cant watch bellator, something about the presentation is really off.

I can only bear the mandrama main events, If I try to watch the undercard I fall asleep or lose interest

>>75079323
The production quality is pretty subpar. The UFC needs competition though and bellator is our only hope. Rizin could potentially compete in ~5 years but right now they're a meme

>>75079310
>Wanting legit fighters to get paid to take dives for tito and Fedor

I'd post the cringeworthy WWE style unmasking they did but I don't have it

*portions dip*

>>75079332
I watch every rizin event I can, bellator is trying to be a shitty ufc or something idk

>you now remember conor called dennis siver a nazi

>>75079336
I doubt that any solid contenders would do that. Look at Larkin, Rory, etc. They seem to value their reputation and pride enough.

>>75079350
>pre-189

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>>75079350
>you now remember conor mcgregor called Nate Diaz a BEANbag with eyeballs and didn't get in trouble

Your IQ is on the low side if you pay to watch MMA

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>>75079358
also told aldo if it was colonial times he'd ride through his favela and behead anyone unfit to work

kek

>>75079358
he called him a cholo gangsta

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>>75079373
>tfw you wife lets you do coke with strippers and eat their ass while she stays at home with your child

>>75079350

>You now remember Conor McGregor said to RDA "I'm the king, you're the spic" and no one batted an eyelid.

Does anyone else even remember this? It was at a presser for 196.

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>>75079379
i wonder if kav is still dating that same slag

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>>75079385
Me and jesus are cool, Gods recognize gods.

Pre nate conor is best conor

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>yfw a young gorilla comes up and takes everything you own

>>75079416
>mfw someone posts a bad review of Famous Burger

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>>75079416
https://youtu.be/ZbPrRvf840c

why is conor such a good guy, lads?

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>>75079416

>gooby in the corner flipping bills into the crowd and flipping them off

>c-cynthia will have trouble making weight

does every heem prediction come untrue? lmao

>>75079478
stop posting about this pajeet skank already

>>75079482
Apology accepted.

All fighters make weight and fight. Literally the only good thing about this sport is when something goes eire.

>>75079489

A perfect fight is a 5 round 50-50 draw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GZh_DMhjYk

>wmma fighter quits her factory job
That's probably not a good idea

>>75079489

*shoves you down on the ground really hard*

Who has yet to weigh in?

Do we have telegram / discord?

>>75079554
I hope not!

wow did oliveira miss weight again?

>206.5
>206.5
>206.5
LMAO THE MADMAN

DC ACTUALLU MISSED WEIGHT

>>75079561
3 pounds under

>>75079567
Shut up, don't get my hopes up.

>>75079571
oh fuck it's a LW fight, me dumb

How long til fights?
When does Bellingtore/the Loma card start?

Cote is going to knock Alves out