Upcoming events:
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - Carvalho vs Manhoef 2
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - TBA
5/20: ACB 61 - TBA
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC Fight Night 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - TBA
6/16: UFC FN 111 - TBA
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
>>75068458
I like this one
>>75073252
>I rate Zidane
>>75073252
Will Brandon Schaub ever return to the UFC?
>pic related, 100%
My dubs confirm Syrian counterstrike at UFC 210
Yeol will heem Silva
whose you're favorite UFC female fighter?
>>75073874
>WMMA
>>75073874
Joanna. I want to fill her goblin womb
>>75073882
>posts "man" shorter than the average strawweight
>>75073867
>they won't both get popped buy usada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGWHwZ8BkXM
>I want to congratulate Michael on saying there is no jesus
Fun fact: MMA is a fringe sport in Brazil.
IIITTTSSS LLIIIIKKKEEEE RRRAAAAIIIINNN
Actually don't understand the logic of deleting the active thread
>>75075152
>Actually don't understand the logic of deleting the active thread
the janny is the spammer
NO FORGAY JESUS
Post some Pearl Gonzalez plox
get on the team now!
Uriah Hall replacing Kelvin Gastelum
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/850193601250373632
>>75075249
oh ffs wtf
They were scheduled to fight a year or so ago weren't they? Can't remember what happened but that's honestly not a fight I'm too interested in
>>75075259
Yes they were supposed to fight but then Anderson popped for """"cialis""""
>>75075249
oh thank god
>tfw silva title fight will happen now
>>75075259
Anderson needed surgery last minute so fight ended up cancelled.
>>75075263
Nope
>>75075259
He got Gall bladder surgery 3 days out. He suddenly felt pain while training and had to be rushed to the hospital
>>75075271
When's Hendricks fighting again?
>>75075299
rockhold will get btfo before years end
>>75075249
Of FUCKING course he wants Hall and not Yoel
>>75073912
>i didn't know about this
holy shit UFC 2 just got way better
>>75073912
Joe could never make welterweight
I still think Hall heems Anderson
>>75075351
>>75075359
Stay autistic Canada
>>75075359
>>75075359
Autist
>>75075388
lmao this fuckin pic is amazing did you make it
>>75075388
literally all my boys
>silva will beat hall
no, meme ko incoming
>>75075406
fucking manlet
>>75075443
manlets are good lads
>>75075481
if you have to be a manlet you might as well be a reachlet
>>75075160
This
Nuke Florida when?
>>75075498
>tfw only 5'11 but reach is 6'6''
>>75075502
What gives you the idea I'm a janitor? Seriously?
>>75075520
if you're left handed drop whatever you're doing and start training ufc my man
>>75075530
ambidextrous and kickboxing 3x a week
it's actually hard to get anywhere with mma here, we have no reputable gyms and no one gives a fuck about our fighting orgs
>>75075543
how's your jiu jitsu
>>75075550
poor, haven't done jj since i was 13
>>75075572
can you wrestle?
if the Chris doesn't win this weekend, I'm going to kill myself. My boys will be 0-1-4 in their combined last 4 fights
I'm on the fucking team, JOIN THE FUCKING TEAM
>>75075593
yes, grappling was essentially the first thing i got good at.
why the questions though bruv?
>>75075543
Isn't Kavanagh opening one of his meme gyms over there. Just move into the gym. If gooby doesnt need any jitsu neither do you
what jiu jitsu technique is this?
>>75075609
I'm on the team but moose is one of my favourite fighters of all time.
>>75075629
the overcompensator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0pplZVyI9s
>>75075614
i'm trying to give advice to an anonymous person on the internet
it sounds like you could be a solid fighter if you tried
>>75075609
I like chris and all but moose is my boy. Maybe he'll move up and take over the weak 205 devision?
>>75075520
>tfw 5'9 6'3 reach
I lost some weight recently and my arms look like megan-tier ayylmao noodles
>>75075520
How do you measure reach?
>>75075682
fingertip to fingertip
>>75075616
Yeah but I'm not gooby, his jj is underrated because he never uses it though imo. Had no idea SBG was gonna do shit here, definitely gonna look into it provided the prices aren't bullshit.
>>75075655
I fight, just isn't professional, or even close. Got kicked out of school for it even.
>>75075666
isolate triceps, delts and forearms when you lift
>>75075682
fingertip to fingertip
>>75075687
Thx m8
>>75075692
I'll look up workouts for them to do tommorow. any specific exercises you'd recommend?
>>75072036
>Cormier
>Mousasi
>Gonzalez
>Cote
>Brooks
>>75075724
>>75075724
literally best exercise for triceps:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rh3MHnRI_I
which make up 2/3rds of your upper arm size
>>75075726
read the filename
>>75075724
tricep kicks, rear delt raises, skullcrushers, hammer curls and military press obvs
>>75075740
>rippetits
>>75075740
not only 2/3 of arm size, but also 2/3 of arm strength
>>75075766
whatever exercises you can go heaviest on will be most beneficial
close-grip bench done correctly would smoke all the dumbbell or ez-bar tricep exercises
>>75074654
thanks for saving my OC
>>75075654
>hurt the sport of UFC
fucking cringe man. listening to anybody outside of mma talk about mma is so painful
>>75075740
>>75075766
thanks bros
>>75075801
So is watching you spam a head every single post you fucking zilch
>>75075807
>"Nothing going on here officer, just watching Bellator"
>>75075827
>>75075616
>>75075818
i have posted 26 times in this thread and that was the first head my friend
Speaking of Lellator.
Anyone else hype for Manhoef vs Carvalho tomorrow night live and free on Spike TV?
>>75075498
>tfw 5'9 and 73.5 inch reach
Am I in the club?
>>75075857
>>75075856
>>75075855
>>75075854
>>75075857
>Resorting to racism when someone says something you don't agree with
>>75075855
Taima.tv
>>75075856
Id jab you to death m8>>75075666
>>75075881
>>75075892
I'd parry you and go for a shoot senpai
Anyone got cro chops webms?
>>75075906
oh, you a wrestler now, huh?
>>75075909
JUST
>>75075940
Yoel really fucked his face up
>>75075928
>>75075906
>shooting
Ill take your back so fast your head would be spinning into my rnc. believe me
>>75075940
>Hiss fae doops low nou -Yoel Romero
>>75075940
JUST
>>75075957
>yfw you hear that familiar guitar twang on Saturday as Chris walks to the octagon with I won't back down playing
>>75075975
>gay black porn
>baseball
Yeah, you're nothing
>>75075964
Look, Nate had longer reach and still was counter punched the fuck out of
>>75075976
>implying he wont come out to coming home by pee diddy
Callen is cool, Schaub is annoying faggot
>>75075986
>>75076002
nate is pretty stupid desu
conor kept slipping the same way for the longest time and nate just kept eating the counters
nick said he was annoyed he couldnt be in nate's corner because he would have given him way better advice than Gil (who basically said to wrestlefuck when nick would have said to stop leading the way he was)
pic related cuz diaz brothers but it could have been the difference
>>75075324
He's not suicidal.
>>75076057
>get BTFO for talking like a passive aggressive woman
>try and turn it into a meme
Sad!
>>75075914
can someone make a gif?
>>75075940
longo looks weird too
>>75076002
I'd win the first fight
>>75076057
>try again sweetie
Heem urself
>>75076106
Don't respond dumbass, its bait
>>75075914
I tried doing this to a girl in middle school and she got VERY upset.
>>75075940
>thompson goes to help weidman
>weidman ditches thompson
hope he loses
>>75076106
you saved my gif :)
>>75075857
>see a nigger pull the trigger
cringe
>>75075940
Jesus mother of christ
>>75075940
My nigga havin an awful weight cut
>>75076129
i save only good content
>>75075940
The corner Weidman's left cheek (his left obv) is protruding
I hope the next mma game made implements weight cutting as part of the career mode
>>75076181
i hope the next football game implements opioid addiction
>>75076194
and a mini game were you beat your wife
>>75076194
that'd be lit, familia.
Baseball can have a steroid option.
And basketball can have cocaine.
>>75076220
>>>/pol/
>>75076220
>only -250
>>75075914
croatia looks comfy
Good thread, OP. Who is your most enjoyed female UFC fighter?
>>75076319
Megan Olivi
>>75076319
right here
>>75076319
None of them, you weirdo.
>I'm so excited about our date anon! Where are we going?
>>75076561
>you will never hang out with a girl for some Fightpass and chill
>>75076561
>"I know this nice little cuban place down the street ha ha"
>>75076319
Laura Sanko
>>75076571
>tfw American
>tfw go to a college crazy about handegg
>tfw don't see any entertainment in handegg
>tfw try my best to give a shit when people tell me boring handegg shit
>tfw when they ask me about what my favorite sport is I tell them MMA
>tfw they try to change the topic when I start getting really excited talking about it
Lifes not fair guys...Why do my hobbies always end up being the weird ones?
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
>>75075940
Have fun with that weight cut.
Sucking air.
>>75076770
>combat sports
>weird
>watching 6'6 300 pound black men run around slamming into eachother and tossing a ball
>not weird
>>75076770
>not hanging out with the wrasslin team
>>75076814
No one cares about wrasslin besides wrasslers and the family of wraslers. and they act pretty gay when no one is around.
>>75076827
>and they act pretty gay when no one is around.
How?
>>75076827
conceited faggot
>>75076801
Whose smart idea was it to take a picture of Weidman's emaciated body?
The guy probably won't even make weight tomorrow and the fight will be off due to safety
>>75076832
Have you seen how DC is all chummy with his team. Imagine him when the cameras are off. Bro culture and trying to be extremely straight by not being uncomfortable when your teammates do gay shit.
>>75076857
>The guy probably won't even make weight tomorrow
whaaaaaaat
>>75076875
Just an educated guess. He looks like a skeleton there
>>75076876
Why do some of my screenshots turn out to be MB and some a few KBs?
>>75076879
Well let's just hope you're wrong I suppose.
Much better.
New Meek fight
>>75076892
Let's hope so
>>75076894
I think Meek is being overrated after his first fight. Don't think he is anything special really, top 15 WW is about the best he can do. Fun fighter though.
>>75076807
>two half naked men trying to dominate each other
>not weird
>>75077035
Meek is just really athletic, not technically very good.
>>75073689
Is Bundy Scabs a good fighter?
>>75075221
>>75075221
There needs to be more of her on the internet.
>>75077035
He looked pretty decent against Mein even if Mein was washed up
Very athletic, some decent striking, his grappling is what surprised me the most. Has the potential to be a fun action fighter
>>75077235
Cody vs Conor confirmed for the featherweight interim belt wtf lads
>>75077235
>>75077159
yeah agree, he is athletic and fun to watch but I've seen some people talking about him like he is a great prospect.
>>75077252
No way!!!!! Drumpf is done!!!!
Bellator has 5x the money UFC has.
UFC = 4 billion
Viacom = 22.5 billion
Bellator could buy UFC 5 times and still have money left over. You think any UFC fighters are going to hang around? LOL!!!
>>75077252
Holy shit it's real
>>75076360
yes lad
>>75077273
DELT
>>75077273
HAHAHAHAHA
UFC IS FINISHED
DANA ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>75077226
there's plenty m8
>DUDE WEED ISN'T A PED IT'S JUST A PLANT BRO USADA I HATE YOU REEEEE
>Well, sir, I must inform you that numerous scientific studies and trials have shown marijuana to be extremely effective as a treatment for a wide range of illnesses from chronic pain to anxiety to cancer. Thus it should be concluded that weed be legal for all!
Which is it, reefer fiends?
>>75077282
/r/ing top right three pix
>>75077471
>>75077482
>>75077471
>>75075940
Bruh.
>>75077478
>>75077482
>>75077487
bruh
Have fun with that weight cut
Sucking air
>Claudia will never whisper "I wan u to fock mi" in her heavily accented deep man voice
Life is suffering
>>75077368
muh dick
>>75077765
>DAS RIGHT
how big bro?
>>75077611
>ywn do sex bjj with claudia
Just sent this, will update with results
>>75077824
Snapchat with ur mom
>>75077824
>>75077845
She replied with a 5 second snap of her chest in a reddy orange bra, no text
I guess Scab excites the ladies
Today is the day DC pulls out lads
>>75077864
Start sklebposting her. Ask her if he's a good fighter
>>75077872
I'll ask her opinion on his Arlovski fight
>>75077864
You're going back to the womb tonight lad, good luck
>>75077864
>not posting it
>>75077824
For sure stay in your lane my guy
>>75077872
ur dad should have pulled out
Spleeb received permission from Dana White to participate in the Metamoris 2 Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament on June 9, 2013, facing Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu in a no-gi rules match.[50] During the match, Skleb refused to engage Abreu in his ground game, butt-scooting away from his opponent several times and earning the ire of the crowd, being heckled several times. After the 20 minutes lapsed, the judges unanimously decided the match in Abreu's favor.[51] During the post-fight interview, Bronden Sweeb, confused about the crowd's reaction, claimed that viewers were uninformed: "Oh for sure my man 100% they don't understand what they were seeing." and also previous opponents of Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu claiming that they "fell for his game, and weren't able to neutralize him like schlobmeister was".
RIP KELVIN
>>75077931
For sure you just didn't understand what you were seeing
Who else feels weak in the morning?
I swear I am much stronger when I am awake for at least 6hours. When I am 1hour after sleeping I notice a stark difference in my BJJ class. Like my muscles still aren't tightened up.
>>75078076
u need alpha brain bro
>>75075940
I wish he would win, but I legitimately worried. Gegard seems to be in his prime right now.
>>75078284
Gegard in his prime is still no match for punished Chris. Believe you me it starts with Moose
>>75078284
Why
Weidman acts like a douche. His baby face doesn't go well with his personality. He always has this smug face about him too. He thinks he deserves to be considered the best and comes up with excuses like throwing spinning kick or being injured, or that he was angry and shouted at the growd "join the team!".
He needs a reality check
>>75073252
anyone down for patrician pics? fp prelims only?
combined record 85-12 , with three of those being undefeated
>>75078380
>His baby face doesn't go well with his personality. He always has this smug face
>He needs a reality check
Do you know what projection is
>>75078380
Who's bullying you, Lithlet?
>>75076801
>le natty btfo when usada arrived man
romero FUCKED his face up bigly, shouldve taken more time off lads.
>>75078397
hi gian, how much more weight does the cuck have to cut?
>>75078414
Your mother is still hanging on his dick, so 200 pounds
>>75078389
Why would I care, Joanna poster?
Joanna is confirmed bitch. I always said that and never really understood why some Americans like her so, glad that tuf show made it more clear.
Pettis - Steak
Kebab - Tiramisu
Wondercuck - Pizza
Wideman - French Toast
>>75078423
sad!
>>75078423
loser
>>75078431
Thompson made weight tho
>>75078431
hendricks quarter pounder/steak
mirr- kangeroo meat
>>75078431
hendricks - fries
kelvin - burritos
rumble - bananas
>>75078431
Lithuania - Semen
>>75078446
>>75078449
>>75078477
Hit too hard in the feels about your broad, cucks?
>>75078516
>broad
Oh shit cuh, the 30's called they said you're still a manlet in that era too
>>75078516
I couldnt give less of a shit about her, you sperging out is autistic my man
>>75078527
>30's called they said you're still a manlet in that era too
unexpected, good job.
>>75078516
>his fuse is as short as him
>>75078533
disgusting
>>75078527
Go home for your fucking shine box Lithuania
>>75078543
>>75078540
>>75078533
>>75078527
Lol how sad
Hurt some crybabies feels
>>75078629
>12 minutes to think of something to respond
>12 minutes of typing shit out and then deleting it to strike back at his bullies
>he ends up with this
/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 210
Daniel Cormier vs. Anthony Johnson
Chris Weidman vs. Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo vs. Pearl Gonzalez
Thiago Alves vs. Patrick Côté
Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira
>>75078683
DC
The Chris
Pearl Necklace
Patrick Cody
Ill William
>>75078683
Daniel Cormier
Chris Weidman
Cynthia Calvillo
Patrick Côté
Will Brooks
>>75078646
>he is always on heem
Lmao at your life. How pathetic you must be to waste so much of your time here among shaub poster spainsperg and OP waring autists?
You are part of /heem/'s problem. Spectrum kid whose only contribution here is relentless shitposting and trying to start shit with other posters.
>>75078749
Mad
>tfw no twink Lithuanian bf
>>75078843
I know that feel man
>playing one of the old ufc games
>have to actually play sparring every week
>have to do it like a retard to make your fighter good
shame
>>75078749
>even this attentionwhore manlet is complaining about american spergs on heem now
oh how the mighty have fallen
*sees a gang of white dudes further down the sidewalk*
*backs up to the other side of the street*
>>75078843
Not funny.
>>75078527
So this is the power of lanklets....wow!
Which fighter has been the worst investment the UFC has made? I mean like a dude that cost a lot and didn't put asses in seats.
>Schaub bless
>Schaub blows
>wmma
>get laid
>how much do you make
>docksperg
>the op matters
>Adan
>lmaobud
>your poor
>Somalian terrorists
>almost time for a new thread
>Schaub bless
>paying for ppvs
>being a NEET
>new thread when?
>NEW THREAD
>"no"
>REAL NEW THREAD
>REAL OFFICIAL THREAD
Repeat
>>75079218
Lombard was/is on a pretty expensive sontract when he came from Bellator but hasn't really lived up to expectations.
>>75079218
Probably Alvarez or Cro Cop. Maybe kimbo?
>>75079219
you got it man!
>>75079081
>Pearl
>Cynthia
>Irene
Why do young beaner girls have such classical old lady names?
>>75079252
What will happen to Rory if he doesn't become the bellator champion?
>>75079268
I know two named Martha and Muriem. Shit's gross yo
>>75079233
Alvarez was worth it IMO, became the champ and then lost to McGregor. Worked out well for them, I doubt UFC was expecting him to be a huge star.
Cro Cop is a good shout.
Not sure if they had high hopes for Kimbo, they knew what they were getting.
>>75079218
dan henderson
>>75079280
>>75079271
I hope we get rory back and Michael Chandler comes over as well desu familia
https://youtu.be/8Gwua8sD4-c?t=25
What's the exchange?
>>75079291
>we get rory back
>comes over
Doo, just watch them fight in bellator.
>>75079291
>>75079280
>>75079271
>>75079223
>the city of bellator
>>75079291
doubt it
Rory just left and Chandler is Bellator's poster boy so I'm sure they treat him well.
>>75079291
I'd rather that high profile fighters just go over to bellator
>>75079310
goof
>>75079310
I just cant watch bellator, something about the presentation is really off.
I can only bear the mandrama main events, If I try to watch the undercard I fall asleep or lose interest
>>75079323
The production quality is pretty subpar. The UFC needs competition though and bellator is our only hope. Rizin could potentially compete in ~5 years but right now they're a meme
>>75079310
>Wanting legit fighters to get paid to take dives for tito and Fedor
I'd post the cringeworthy WWE style unmasking they did but I don't have it
*portions dip*
>>75079332
I watch every rizin event I can, bellator is trying to be a shitty ufc or something idk
>you now remember conor called dennis siver a nazi
>>75079336
I doubt that any solid contenders would do that. Look at Larkin, Rory, etc. They seem to value their reputation and pride enough.
>>75079350
>pre-189
>>75079350
>you now remember conor mcgregor called Nate Diaz a BEANbag with eyeballs and didn't get in trouble
Your IQ is on the low side if you pay to watch MMA
>>75079358
also told aldo if it was colonial times he'd ride through his favela and behead anyone unfit to work
kek
>>75079358
he called him a cholo gangsta
>>75079373
>tfw you wife lets you do coke with strippers and eat their ass while she stays at home with your child
>>75079350
>You now remember Conor McGregor said to RDA "I'm the king, you're the spic" and no one batted an eyelid.
Does anyone else even remember this? It was at a presser for 196.
>>75079379
i wonder if kav is still dating that same slag
>>75079385
Me and jesus are cool, Gods recognize gods.
Pre nate conor is best conor
>yfw a young gorilla comes up and takes everything you own
>>75079416
>mfw someone posts a bad review of Famous Burger
>>75079416
https://youtu.be/ZbPrRvf840c
why is conor such a good guy, lads?
>>75079416
>gooby in the corner flipping bills into the crowd and flipping them off
>c-cynthia will have trouble making weight
does every heem prediction come untrue? lmao
>>75079478
stop posting about this pajeet skank already
>>75079482
Apology accepted.
All fighters make weight and fight. Literally the only good thing about this sport is when something goes eire.
>>75079489
A perfect fight is a 5 round 50-50 draw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GZh_DMhjYk
>wmma fighter quits her factory job
That's probably not a good idea
>>75079489
*shoves you down on the ground really hard*
Who has yet to weigh in?
Do we have telegram / discord?
>>75079554
I hope not!
wow did oliveira miss weight again?
>206.5
>206.5
>206.5
LMAO THE MADMAN
DC ACTUALLU MISSED WEIGHT
>>75079561
3 pounds under
>>75079567
Shut up, don't get my hopes up.
>>75079571
oh fuck it's a LW fight, me dumb
How long til fights?
When does Bellingtore/the Loma card start?
Cote is going to knock Alves out
>>75079581
A day, goof
>Mfw Lithcuck got clowned ITT
Lmao.
>>75079590
Oh I thought bello was in like 8 hours
will Loma be after UFc then
>>75079615
UFC only nothing else allowed
What's the name of that stabbing front kick Rory likes to throw?
>>75079567
oh dude fuck you
>>75079635
*teeps you*
>>75079593
>spergs sperging
wow I care so much!
Show your lard asses if you talk shit, shut up if you don't. Phony bitches talk shit but are nuthing themselves.
the cuck and moose made weight. lets hope cuck doesnt hurt his vagina between now and tommorow
>>75079651
can you turn around and take a pic pls? asking for a friend
>>75079666
>Charles Oliveira weighed in heavier at featherweight last time around than he did today at lightweight
really makes you think huh?
DC AND RUMBLE ARE TAKING TOO LONG
THEYRE NOT GOING TO MAKE WEIGHT
DANA IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF
>>75079690
Not really, he clearly realised he wouldn't hit 145 and just stopped. He went to 152 this time seeing what he could comfortably make without it getting hellacious.
Always knew rumble was going to miss weight lads
>>75079676
what did you mean by this?
>>75079693
rumble = wgaf
When was Conor the most shook?
I'd say it was at the 194 weigh in when Aldo did the meme pose at him
>>75079743
No way, when he realised he couldn't punk Nate at the weighins and saw he was smaller.
But that's just for confident Conor, the most shook Goob has ever been is at the 196 post presser.
Alright weigh in time heem
Post your current weight
>146lbs
>>75079761
365lbs
>>75079761
170
>>75079651
>Still no flight booked
Lmao Slav manlet.
>>75079761
220lbs
>>75079761
>146 lbs
>>75079761
140
>Mike Bernardo was a deeply religious man. His belief in God played an important role in his fighting career and life: "Before the fight I say a prayer that God keep us both safe. And his will be done. In my heart there's no vengeance, I don't wanna inflict pain just because I want to inflict pain, but because I want to compete against the person that I am competing with. We're both competitors in the same line of work and we're just putting our skills together to see who's better than the other one on the day.
>My message is that there is hope for all of us, there's hope for every single one. Jesus is the saviour, and he's the way to offer hope, love, and also hope in healing as well. And with him with us we can achieve anything we want to achieve. That is my message."
RIP Beru-chan
>>75079761
171.8
>>75079761
145lbs
>>75079761
217
>>75079761
160.3
>>75079761
345lbs
>>75079770
>>75079834
are you serious???
ALDANA ON POINT
still waiting on rumbo and dc 14 mins to go
>>75079857
and PEARL
>less than 15 minutes until the end of the weigh ins
>Pearl, AJ and DC still to weight in
>>75079478
it was Pearl, you dork
dc and aj btfo whitey
Never trust an AKA fighter
>mfw both DC and AJ miss weight
PEARL MADE WEIGHT
Why are UFC fighters so unprofessional?
HE LOOKS DRAAAAAAAAAAAAINED
>DC missed weight
CORMIER MISSED WEIGHT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
DC MISSED WEIGHT
Cormier missed weight
206.2
wtffffff
FUCKING FATTY, NICE JOB AKA
206.2 DC OMFG
the fuck is AJ
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Now its rumbles turn to miss weight
CORMIER REALLY MISSED WEIGHT
>Rumble hasnt even weighed in
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAHAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANAHAHAHAH
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HE DID IT MADMAN!!!!!!!!!
BASED CORMIER HE DID IT
what
did he chop off his dick or something
CORMIER MADE WEIGHT
IT'S BEEN CONFIRMED THAT HE WENT OFF STREAM AND CUT HIS DICK OFF
DICKLESS DANIEL
DC holding the towel to lift himself up,
HAHAHAHAHA
Olympic level cheating right there!
Dropped a fat log
>>75079834
thicc
based cormier took a huge logger
WTF LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BASED DC
looool what the fuck
>>75079956
this
WEIGHT IN OF THE YEAR
Don't tell me you didn't see him pushing up on the towel???
dc literally ripped a shit out of his arse and then threw up and walked back out
Dana clearly gave a cheeky bribe to the NSAC
how the fuck do you drop 1.2 pounds in a minute
>cormier lost 1.2 pounds in like a minute and a half
I love DC but he didn't make weight for real and they just called it 205 lbs so the card wouldn't be ruined
Nick Diaz vs GSP all over
DIZZYING RIVITING
>>75079979
either dropped a nasty dooker or hurled
Cormier can become a leading weight loss expert.
Lose 1.2 pounds in under 2 minutes with ONE simple trick.
I thought you were only allowed 0.5lb allowance for title fights?
So either 204.5 or or 205.5. Wasn't Rumble 203 or something? How does that work
>D.C. Magically lose 1.2 lbs in a minute
>Rumble comes in 1.2lbs under
Makes you think
What is the average weight of shit?
BASED KING OF 1.2 POUND DOOKS
Daniel
DID
NOT
HOLD
ONTO
THE
TOWEL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kek literally how do you lose 1.2lb in a minute
>>75079994
LHW is 200 to 205 so he was in the margin
He just couldn't be over
>>75079994
205 is just the upper limit, you can be below all the way down to the middle weight upper limit if you wanted
>>75079998
I tested this yesterday. twas YUGE at around 1.5lbs
>>75079998
Kek why couldn't this have been the get post
>>75079999
>>75080000
>>75080015
>>75080017
Oh right, thanks. Does that apply for every weight class then? And is 0.5lb above the only allowance for every title fight?
>>75080009
you don't, they just offset the scale so that the fight could happen
i'm changing my picks. DC just used pure will power to lose 1.2 pounds in 2 minutes, i can't bet against that
Are you guys blind? Ive seen this before, You can "lose" weight if not all your weight is on the scale. He made sure the people were holding on to the towel tight so when he held it he could bush up. Usually you dont want to touch anything because you dont want to affect the scale because the scales they use are really sensitive. Watch it again. DC is a fat fuck and his wrestling tricks duped you all.
>he isn't betting on rumble rd 1 KO
dc is done, his body can't handle the cut anymore and no way he takes a shot from rumble and survives it.
>>75080028
0 allowance for title, must be 205 on the dot. Every weight class works this way. 1 pound allowance in non-title fights.
i.e Lightweight is 146.1-156, champion fights must weigh in at 146.1-155
>>75079995
>>75080029
Beat it you dorks
FATTY
i doubt DC even did anything the guys in charge probably just told DC to go back out there.
>>75079992
unless he is unprofessional as fuck, by this time he already had nothing left in his stomach for hours. the only possibilities for cutting 1.2 pounds in two minutes are:
>a very fast colonoscopy with colon cleansing
>they took some of his blood
t. med student
Ariel better ask him how the extra weight came off in a fucking minute. It's really hard to poo when you're that dehydrated. I hear some of the top pros are injecting helium into their anuses to marginally lift themselves off the scale.
This shit is fucking rigged. DC is done. Bet the barn on rumble.
>>75080055
they also could have taken a sample of spinal fluid.
actually what is most likely that they shoved a catheter up his bladder. takes less than two minutes, i do this every 3 hours
>>75080056
I cant believe DC didnt inject helium up his ass to make weight on his first try.
>>75080056
he can say he threw up or something
although I think either putting weight on the towel but how would he make it perfectly?
maybe they fucked with the scale hence why rumble came in 1.2 pounds under the limit and DC came in 1.2 pounds lighter than before. but how would they change the scale when it was in the open the whole time?
>>75080050
DC looks like shit, even more so than usual
I'm a DC fan all the way but man I think Rumble might have this one, he looks great
>>75080050
look at this fat fuck, seriously, how does he train for a fight and look like this? how many calories is he eating a day?
dc cheated by resting his arms on the towel, shit is rigged as fuck my niggas. bet le house on dc since dana the cuck wants his jones mandrama rematch
>>75080074
still looks better than weidman
>>75080083
shut up bitch, my boy is looking tight
Bet the farm on Rumble.
>>75080070
They're dehydrated and dont have anything in their stomachs. I've wrestled before and had to cut weight. You cant throw up, pee, or take a shit. Especially in 1 minute.
>DC wins
>DC vs Jones 2 at UFC 213
>DC misses weight
>>75080079
you really think that 1 tiny hand on the left there could hold the towel tight enough to support DC's big ass hoisting himself up to lower his weight?
>>75080070
>although I think either putting weight on the towel but how would he make it perfectly?
he's looking down at the scale number in this pic >>75080079
>>75080069
Helium is really cutting-edge low-low key tactic right now and it would have been too obvious. It's in a grey area so it's better to use it only.
Ariel needs to follow him around and listen carefully for high-pitched farts which is a telltale sign of "helium doping". Sounds basically like when you slowly unpinch a balloon and let the helium out - loud and whiney.
Reminder that Schaub NEVER missed weight.
>>75080093
true I guess they are running on an empty stomach but you can put two fingers down the throat and throw up quickly. Mostly bile will come out though
>>75080089
yeah, he's been looking "tight" ever since usada showed up. really folds my burritos
>>75080108
Really ferments my herring
Will Jones mention DC cutting 1.2 pounds in less than two minutes?
here is how it happened, dc loses 1.2 pounds in two minutes:
>one doc is doing a gastroscopy through dc's mouth, sucks out about 200 ml of stomach fluids
>another doc is simultaneously doing a colonoscopy through dc's anus, sucking out about 500 ml of ass juice from dc's humoungus lower intestines
>another doc takes about 300 ml of dc's blood directly from his veins
there you have it.
>>75080079
That's obvious as fuck. They probably went in back and someone taught them the this bullshit trick.
>put your hands on the towel and press down, then the guys holding the towel up will pull upwards on the towel
look at how taught the towel is from both sides
Nice bit of corruption we have going on here lads.
post weidman cap, I missed his weigh in.
>>75080107
1.2 pounds of fluid is a lot. Even if some fluids did come out it would be very little. The only possible option is he cut his dick off. They adjusted the scale and DC tried to cheat.
guys, all he did was shave his pubes. dc is known to have THE hairiest cock and balls in mma. 1.2 pounds of pube hair is easy for him.
>>75080142
it's not corruption if the fighter's the one responsible
UFC cheating to help DC make weight = free money
throw your house on Rumble R1 via KO
ufc is trying to rig it to keep DC/jones fight alive, dc is done though
>>75080125
>German humor
>>75080154
UFC cheated to help GSP make weight and in a similar style matchup still won a dec
DC wins
dc finally chose to spit, thats how he made weight
>>75080166
GSP was juiced and not an old, fat has been like DC
>>75080174
>be rondasperg
>pick rumble
kek
KEK
K E K
>>75080169
He's gonna get to succ soon again so he might as well
>>75080169
based
https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/850368831226863618
>>75080174
DC has the will of a warrior where as rumble gives up like a bitch if he doesn't get the first round KO
>>75080158
we can afford it
get it, afford lol
>>75079358
he was a big boy in dere
>>75080177
>tfw finna tumble with rumble in the jungle
>>75080186
>cuck thomas
so are we gonna sit here and act like weidmans body hasnt been looking more and more "fluffy" lately?
>>75080039
Thanks
It's something I always forget, not sure why I thought there was 0.5lb allowance 2bh
After that shitshow I'm not sure how anyone could pick DC and/or Weidman.
cormier us literally a meme fighter at this point, I mean dont lose any of your flabby fat or anything, cut weight like a moron instead.
>>75080186
its true but kinda bullshit because they were allowed to weigh in multiple times prior to early weigh ins coming in
>>75080230
>not dehydrating yourself instead and using that puppy fat to wrestlefuck
pleb
>>75080230
He's too old to cut weight. The only reason he hasn't retired is because of jon jones.
How much do you think the cut will hurt DC's performance tomorrow?
do people even want to see jones/DC again?
DC is past it, jones might literally murder him
>>75080169
>underrated
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>>75080257
>couldnt finish a one armed ass pee on short notith
>>75080261
>50 posts early
>>75080230
Cormier almost died cutting weight in wrestling. His kidneys failed on him and he has to be extremely careful cutting weight or else he'll get permaheemed.
>>75080251
I think he's going to be sadly heemed by rumble. AKA's weight cutting is fucked.
>>75080257
Dick pill fag pls go
>>75080251
He always looks like death
He looks better than his previous attempts
Anyone have a screencap of DC's ass when the towel fell.
Im asking for a friend
>>75080278
>heemed by rumble
man I wish I had some money right now, you guys are fucking retarded.
>>75080290
>for a friend
Sure bro
>>75080288
Nonsense. That was the closest he's ever come to missing weight. It's pretty apparent it's getting harder for him.
So the plan now is to have DC be jons warm up then have jon fight rumble for the title.
Will DC be seeing his daughter and wife soon?
>>75078683
Rumble via 4th round submission(punches)
Chris maybe
Idk pearl wgaf
Pitbull via ko
oliveira via armbar
>>75080313
dc is showing this guy some moves right now for sure
Btw, Pearl Gonzalez just got pulled from the card because of her great titties:
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/850374287508865026
>>75080329
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*inhales* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75080329
Nice..
One less pissbreak
>>75080329
>Miesha fought at 200 in NY
?????
What are those people doing there?
Honestly? Is this some kind of cult or something with human sacrifices and shit?
>>75080329
>its real
MIESHA HAS REAL TIDDIES
>>75080341
>mfw it wasnt in NY
disregard this, i suck cocks
I'm so done.
I'm so fucking done.
>>75080342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7HOnyhv9k&t=182s
>>75080329
are u serious
>>75080355
she did at 205 vs rachel
>>75080329
>>75080352
"Every single sperg doubted me, doubt me now yeh" -Miesha Tate
>>75080363
>205
>Miesha already lost the title at 200
>>75080355
she fought on 205 which was in NY
So cormier is a cheating nigger. Who woulda thunk it?
And people actually have respect for this lardo?
Are they so desperate that they literally fabricated DC's weight lmao?
You expect me to belive he lost 1.2 lbs in 30 seconds?
>>75080378
>>75080368
Ah yeah lads, I'm getting my shit mixed up here.
So yeah, what the fuck then?
>>75080388
>>75080396
focus on re-hydrating yourself anthony
Such a piece of shit
>>75080396
Go into your bathroom, weigh yourself on the scales
Now weigh yourself again, with your hands resting on the towel rail.
Notice how the second time, DC's dudes are holding the towel tightly and DC is resting on it.
>>75080329
>performance enhancing titties
>>75080399
well then that means they're real
based big match dc worked the marks hard
https://youtu.be/1mbL9QQaz60?t=8m16s
>>75080420
HEEM ABSOLUTELY BTFO!
how come miesha got a pass?
>>75080433
theyre real
lol people thought that fatfuck dead daughter nigger had integrity? He's always been a cheating piece of shit.
ay carumba !
le next>>75080453
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>>75080453
Now that i think about it, they would of still had the "title fight" but only rumble could win it. UFC 206
>>75080461
>Le
Kill you are self
>>75080464
yeah they would but that was before Rumble weighed in - imagine if DC and Rumble both missed weight.
>>75080470
le no
>>75080460
I can't wait to see all the banter from the ufc girls.
>>75080460
Those tits are a lie...A LIE!
>>75080496
>be pro athlete
>get implants that hinder performance
>>75080439
How the fuck are they real though? Miesha didn't have those tits in old fights
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>>75080516
she doesnt have to explain herself to you shitlord
>>75080296
>calls us retarded
>doesn't have any money
lel
>>75080329
As long as they don't replace it with another WMMA fight this is great.
>>75080406
I'm not kidding myself but I also don't care. It's 1.2 pounds out of over 200. Better than seeing the fight canceled.
>>75080647
This reminds me. What happened to that anon shilling Aldana. I have a feeling its the same one shilling Grasso. It turned out they're both shit.
>>75073404
>>75077925
ur mom LOL m8 edgy lol