Casual USWNT v. Russia friendly thread

this is destined to be a /pol/ thread

>>75072545
>Russians have clearly the hotter players
pics

also I'd never cheat on Hope Solo and that perfect bunghole

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I can neither confirm nor deny that this may descend into /pol/, but it's women's soccer so who give a funk, correct?

>>75072545
>Russians have clearly the hotter players
No they don't

All the women today have lost at home
http://www.soccer24.com/world/friendly-international-women/

>>75072594

I love our team, but most of our players look like halfbreeds - Russia doesn't have this problem.

Match is on Fox Sports 1 for anons with cable/sat.

they almost scored in under 1 minute. this might get ugly.

>>75072609
those russian women are pure unattractive

What an ugly collection of Stacy's

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Alex is mai waifu

Nice save by the Russkie keeper - she's clearly going to be busy tonight.

>still no pics

lavelle looking good

>>75072731

I don't have a folder of Russian hooter booters - sorry friend.

>>75072609
look up the Russian women's soccer team.
They look like they're from Chernobyl.

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>first injury is Russian
Get 'em, ladies!

Our keeper looks like Reese Witherspoon if she was on steroids and had Down Syndrome.

>>75072545
>USWNT
Just say womens football team

Have they stopped asking for more money now that everyone laughed at them and they lost to an U-15 boys team?

>>75072751

Heh - I don't have to look them up, I'm watching it.

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1-0 - nice.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

it's literally Dunn

Is lavell the future for us?

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theres at least one qt on the commies

>>75072751

23 is rough, I'll cede that.

>>75072773
Just say world champions

stream? where are you watching it at?

>>75072890

It's on Fox Sports 1

>>75072845
https://youtu.be/9z3SC8X2vFc?t=1m

>>75072894
>cable

>>75072898

Interesting and thanks. The earlier talk about her having a "scary" conversation about ... eating ... was a bit odd.

>>75072902
>Use PSVue
>Get the same channels for a fraction of the cost
>Don't have to give the big CSPs your goybux
Try it f a m.

>>75072872
Yea pretty much.... also im happy you guys won it instead of some european cunts

>>75072955

t. Vue salesman

>>75072955
>video games
thanks anyway senpai

>that technique

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That fucking run by lavell just now...

>white girl from 'Natti
>no wonder she's good at running

>>75072695
>Pleb filter waifu

>>75073025

t. Pressfag

devastating nutmeg

That Honduran lines(wo)man has some massive boobs.

>>75073047
name?

>>75072695
>alex morgan will never get a good pass again

rest in piece baby horse

>>75073067

No idea - she looks like the cleaning lady on Family Guy.

Why can't we finish an attack anymore?

>>75073094
Is Lavel the female versions of le cut inside man?

>>75073117

something something Premature ejaculation

>>75073117
because jill ellis is retarded

>>75073122
>this finishing

It should be 4-0 by now

>>75073122

Unsure - it's inferior competition but lavelle seems quite smooth with the way she cuts and moves the ball, an unusual trait for an American woman playing this sport.

>Russian uniforms don't have their names, only numbers

I thought communism was gone

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>Le Be Offside Girl

>>75073094
i just saw her, she also has a fat ass

t h i c c

>>75073197
i think the others were dunn though

>>75073197

Unfortunately, she's also the most fuckable player on the team.

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>that slip pass
>Pugh keeps fucking up

>this finishing

>long messes up again

Good choice, Ellis!

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>>75073214
She looks 15 sicko

>2 offside goals
>6 times offside

>>75073251

She's 18 and a freshman at UCLA - go back to Facebook Mr. Pugh.

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FINALLY

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>>75073276
She looks like a child, what the fuck does her age matter. If you like women who look like children you are a creep.

commies getting BTFO

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How long until the women's game gets a moment like this?

>>75073282
is that box able to be closed?

>Russian players

I'm certain my sunday beer league could beat the Russian women's team.

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Uh.... Guys...

>>75073301
>looks 15
>a child

>>75073345

>well fuck

>>75073301
Gays not welcome.

>>75073345
so Russia is getting fucked twice by the US right now as we're speaking?

>>75073345
wew

>>75073345

100th anniversary of America's entry into WWI, and another stupid entry into another unneeded war. Fuck.

Alright, who's ready for some chicky-chicky divegrass!

>>75072545
damn QT

>>75073584

Adn now she's in the game - I'm surprised she still plays.

>>75073623

she plays for Olympic Lyon outside of ninja turtles play

>>75073645

>outside of ninja turtles play

Um, I don't understand.

>>75073680

she's on the Women's Ninja Turtles

>>75073345
THIS GAME IS THE OFFICIAL HAPENINGB OWL

WINNER GETS A HEAD START IN WW3

USA USA USA

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>>75073706

I thought you were fucking with me - I'd never heard of such a thing.

>>75072936
Pro Mia/Pro Ana is my guess. Seems like they helped her out though

Ignorant argenigger here. Who won the cold war?

>>75073800
Doesn't matter now.

>>75073800
No one yet.

It has literally just started a few hours ago....

>morgan sitting on the goalkeepers head

it's not fair

>>75073842

>you will never be her head

why live

>>75073778

American women and their "relationship" with food is one of the more obnoxious facts of life here - she's an elite athlete (as least for a woman) yet having a conversation about what she's eating is "scary." That said, hella-impressed by her work tonight.

>>75073842
Webm pls.

>women's hockey
>not even once

Megan Oyster - I'm ok with this.

Nice sequence, both the pass and the header.

>>75073276
fuckedhard18.com/pugh

Pinko Pinoe finally coming in - as far as /altart/ waifus go, I still prefer the likes of Natasha Kai.

Coulda been a red card...

>>75073706
I like that

If I was a make-a-wish patient with Leukemia I'd arrange to play one-on-one with Alex Morgan and then accidentally fall and stick my face in her butt.