/hoc/

matthews is done, knee injury, F

Shit thread lock and ban

1st american post

>a fucking leaf

>no news
kys op

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>>75072421
Reminder that Aho is elite and that the Canes are an elite team with better goalies than .800 Ward and Lack.

Gonna get drunk for no reason in particular tonight

Is there any doubt whoever emerges from the East is easily winning the Cup?

>>75072485
kys evan we didnt even make the playoffs

>>75072490
Jerk off with a bottle capper

>>75072485
correct

Gonna grab a chocolate milk faggots

>>75072481
>wanting news
reddit confirmed

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>>75072481
Here's your news faggot:
https://www.nhl.com/news

So I just read "The Catcher in the Rye" and I realized that /hoc/ is just a bunch of phonies. Fuck y'all

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>>75072485
reminder that canes always have excuses

>>75072543
Fuck off Holden
t. Stradlater

>>75072485
reminder that your delusional shitposting is the only reason people remember the canes still exist

>>75072485
who are the canes?

>>75072506
Only have cans desu

What happened to busthews?

>>75072593
>deal breaker
pussy

Why is there no real thread?

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>>75072585
farm team for the quebec nordiques

hockdy is a normy cuck reddit sport

Arvidsson is a 30 goal scorer

>>75072621
this. Someone make a proper thread with news

Reminder

Arvidsson is ELITE

>>75072634
t. /cric/
too soon, bad form lad.

>>75072639
king manlet

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>>75072634
Does pulju drink chocolate milk?

>>75072657
you look fat

>>75072657
fat fucking american

>>75072683
I'm bulky, I bench 350 I'm also a Manlet

>>75072657
>>75072683
>>75072688
off topic

>>75072657
HRJLHJKGHAJKGHJHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHGGAHGHAHGAHAHAHAGHHAJLH:SJG FGAT AMERICAN LOL LMAO ONLY AMERICANS CAN BE FAT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>75072692
so youre fat

>>75072700
talking about fat americans is always on topic

>>75072700
>off topic
Asked if pulju drank chocolate milk

>>75072692
>bench 350
no you don't man stop lying

>>75072692
BULKY
U
L
K
Y

>>75072713
>20 years no cup
git gud before you talk shit regardless.

>>75072704
I weigh 250 I am 21.5% body fat so yeah I am

>>75072692
mix in some of that ajax with your milk please

>>75072729
lose about 200 pounds before speaking to me ever again

>>75072721
I was once like you, benching 190 as a max, but then I started getting protein

DEAR GOD SOMEONE ELSE MAKE THE REAL THREAD. This retarded bullshit is fucking tedious.

>>75072701
triggered?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWRk1InwRxM
>tfw Canadas fucking irrelevant out here

>>75072756
shut your fucking face

>>75072734
Trying to get down to 17% body fat by the summer so I can start doing competitions and look good

>>75072746
350 lb bench is Olympic level bench you lying fag

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bombston and trannybay, score some goals NOW

>>75072790
>17% body fat
>get down
>get DOWN

LAAAAAAMAO

jk ameribros, be well

WASPS BTFO

>>75072792
Weight lifting olympics is meme, I want to get up to 700, that's professions weight lifting level, lol even the QB in my college can bench 350

>manlets talking about their fitness routines like anyone gives a shit
when will they learn?

Are fights fake, /hoc/?

>Pens-Devils:5-4

too little too late...

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Oh boy I can't wait to watch 23 minutes of repeated highlights of Matthews getting BTFO on TSN tonight

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>>75072803
>Expecting Bombston to beat Ottawa

Lad.

>>75072821
>mad at manlets
They rule the world my friend

>>75072836
Just watch NHL network canafag

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>>75072821
there's not enough enforcers, no accountability among posters

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based trannies doing their part

>>75072837
>implying they have NOT learned anderson's terrible wraparound weakness

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA SHITRONTO FUCKING BEE TEE EFF OOH

>>75072811
>grease
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2642803/American-kids-ARENT-fattest-world-distinction-belongs-Greece-Italy.html

COLOURS BTFO
BASED DOGS

>>75072836
>23 minutes of bustthews getting btfo
i could masturbate to that

>>75072885
>daily mail

I have some bad news for you...

>>75072818
Without a bench pressing shirt 350lb is world record tier bench, you're lying out your ass just admit it

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>Typic Greek man

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We are witnessing the collapse of the Toronto Maple Pajeets. Tampe WILL sneak into the final wildcard spot

>>75072883
Based Bolts.

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>>75072927
pajeets are just playing to their talent level, no bully

>>75072918
wow how fucking stupid are you? 350kg is a no shirt record that's 760lb you retard

>>75072927
you jinxed it, way to go

penguins repeat

>>75072927
>Im fucking plying

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>fitness

>>75072986
manlets

>>75072986
says the fatty mcfatfat

>>75072986
t. fat virgin

>>75073001
>tfw 6'7 144 lbs
Love being fit desu

>Niemi

hahahahahahahahaha

pongs shorty

>>75073008
>literally wasting away

>>75072986
found the 5'5 220 lbs lardass

>>75073013
how do you let craig smith score on you lol

>Finnish Goaltendies

>>75072980
>>75072980

Caps are beating pongs this year in 5. Say it with me /hoc/
C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS

oilers are going 16-0 in the playoffs

>>75073054
not if they play the predators then theyll go 0-4

wow dirty goal by kucherov

Last two digits scores the Cup winning goal

>>75073065
rinne will collapse

>leafs crashing
god is alive, well, and laughing

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Reading (/ˈrɛdJŋ/ red-ing) (Pennsylvania German: Reddin), is the county seat of Berks County and with a population of 98,653[5] is the fifth-largest city in Pennsylvania.[6][7] Located in southeastern Pennsylvania, it is the principal city of the Greater Reading Area.
The city, approximately halfway between Philadelphia and the state capital at Harrisburg, is strategically situated along a major transportation route from Central to Eastern Pennsylvania, and lent its name to the now-defunct Reading Railroad, which transported anthracite coal from the Pennsylvania Coal Region to the eastern United States via the Port of Philadelphia. Reading Railroad is one of the four railroad properties in the classic United States version of the Monopoly board game.
Reading was one of the first localities where outlet shopping became a tourist industry. It has been known as "The Pretzel City", because of numerous local pretzel bakeries. Currently, Bachman, Dieffenbach, Tom Sturgis, and Unique Pretzel bakeries call the Reading area home.
According to the 2010 census, Reading has the highest share of citizens living in poverty in the nation.[8]
In recent years, the Reading area has become a destination for cyclists. With more than 125 miles of trails in five major preserves, it is an International Mountain Bicycling Association Ride Center and it annually hosts the Reading 120 international road cycling race.[9][10]
In April 2017, it was announced that an indoor velodrome, or cycling track, will be built in Reading as the first of its kind on the East Coast and only the second in the entire country. Albright College and the World Cycling League formally announced plans April 6, 2017, to build the $20 million, 2,500-seat facility, which will be called the National Velodrome and Events Center at Albright College. It will also serve as the Cycling League's world headquarters.[11]

>shorks
I'm expecting a short and pathetic playoffs

>>75073079
>Rinne has been shit for years
>Oilers still can't beat him

>>75073078
Try these

>>75073079
Juuse will rise

>>75073078
literally no one

I grabbed a girl by the pussy today, /hoc/

>>75073097
oh my god

>>75073078
COREY TROPP LMAO

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let's be real, matthews had it coming

>>75073096
lel youll see

>>75073078
Byron Froese

I'll believe it

>>75073097
Mcgoat confirmed

>>75073097
OH SHIT

BASED MCDAVID CONFIRMED CONN SMYTHE

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>>75073097
RRRUAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG

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>>75073097
IT'S HAPPENING

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>>75073090
Reading is known for the Reading Fightin Phils, minor league affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies, who play at FirstEnergy Stadium. Notable alumni are Larry Bowa, Ryne Sandberg, Mike Schmidt, Ryan Howard, and Jimmy Rollins.
The city has been the residence of numerous professional athletes. Among these native to Reading are Brooklyn Dodgers outfielder Carl Furillo, Baltimore Colts running back Lenny Moore, and Philadelphia 76ers forward Donyell Marshall. Pro golfer Betsy King, a member of the World Golf Hall of Fame, was born in Reading.
The open-wheel racing portion of Penske Racing had been based in Reading, Pennsylvania since 1973 with the cars, during the F1 and CART era, being constructed in Poole, Dorset, England as well as being the base for the F1 team. On October 31, 2005, Penske Racing announced after the 2006 IRL season, they would consolidate IRL and NASCAR operations at the team's Mooresville, North Carolina facility; with the flooding in Pennsylvania in 2006, the team's operations were moved to Mooresville earlier than expected. Penske Truck Leasing is still based in Reading.
Duryea Drive, which ascends Mount Penn in a series of switchbacks, was a testing place for early automobiles and was named for Charles Duryea. The Blue Mountain Region Sports Car Club of America hosts the Duryea Hill Climb, the longest in the Pennsylvania Hillclimb Association series, which follows the same route the automaker used to test his cars.[32]
Reading played host to a stop on the PGA Tour, the Reading Open, in the late 1940s and early 1950s.

>>75072925
why did you post an american?

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>>75073097
>McGOD
>c
>G
>O
>D

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>>75073097
MCMEME CONFIRMED FOR CUP WINNING OWN GOAL

>>75072918
Lol not even close. I know a guy that can bench more than that. He not natty, but so what

>the absolute state of finnish goaltending

poor stools getting pooped on the preds.

I get the feeling the Stars are really bad

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>>75073126
The city's cultural institutions include the Reading Symphony Orchestra and its education project the Reading Symphony Youth Orchestra, the Reading Choral Society, Opus One: Berks Chamber Choir, the GoggleWorks Art Gallery, the Reading Public Museum and the Historical Society of Berks County.
Reading is the birthplace of graphic artist Jim Steranko, guitar virtuoso Richie Kotzen, George Baer Hiester, singer Taylor Swift, and most notably, novelist and poet John Updike and the world-renowned poet Wallace Stevens. Marching band composer and writer John Philip Sousa, the March King, died in Reading's Abraham Lincoln Hotel in 1932. Keith Haring,[33] NFL quarterbacks Chad Henne, Kerry Collins, wide receiver Steve Kreider, are not from the City of Reading, but surrounding towns in Berks County.

Downtown Reading
Reading is home to the 14-time world-champion drum and bugle corps, the Reading Buccaneers.
In 1914, one the anchors of the Battleship Maine was delivered from the Washington Navy Yard to City Park, off of Perkiomen Avenue. The anchor was dedicated during a ceremony presided over by Franklin D. Roosevelt, who was then assistant secretary of the navy.
Reading was home to several movie and theater palaces in the early 20th Century. The Astor, Embassy, Loew's Colonial, and Rajah Shrine Theater were grand monuments of architecture and entertainment. Today, after depression, recession, and urban renewal, the Rajah is the only one to remain. The Astor Theater was demolished in 1998 to make way for The Sovereign Center. Certain steps were taken to retain mementos of the Astor, including its ornate Art Deco chandelier and gates. These are on display and in use inside the arena corridors, allowing insight into the ambiance of the former movie house. In 2000, the Rajah was purchased from the Shriners. After a much needed restoration, it was renamed the Sovereign Performing Arts Center.

>>75073090
whenever I read about a place called Reading I always connect it with one of the most important shows in Iron Maiden's history, the Reading festival. Probably one of the most important shows in all of NWOBHM.

holy shit viktor arvidsson

>>75073153
Well, no home ice

>4-0

lmao

>>75073097
>the Force is strong

>>75073152
Yeah, but the point is some self-proclaimed bulky guy with flabby forearms claiming he benches 350lb on /hoc/ isn't very believable because that's elite tier even if it's not world record tier, especially if he says it's unassisted or raw. Even a 220lb bench is respectable and considered advanced. Probably 1 in 500k can bench 350lb.

>>75073147
this tbqh

http://www.strawpoll.me/12692616/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12692616/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12692616/
IMPORTANT POLL

>>75072915
They didn't make it up, and they didn't conduct the studies themselves. They simply report it.

>>75073147
How old is this girl

>Bloos randomly getting Sobotka back

This is like finding a two dollar bill in a pocket.

How is grease so fucking fat when they're so poor?

>>75073218
they did and they did. And the daily mail doesn't report anything.

Jesus Christ Boro. Stop doing stupid shit that could get you penalized.

>>75073232
Fast food and soda are much cheaper than organic/raw alternatives.

>>75073232
Unhealthy food is cheaper. Pretty much the only reason a poor person might be in decent shape is because they have to walk more due to not being able to afford a car.

>>75073232
Olive oil is still a fat

>>75073195
350 is a lot, and I don't believe him, but I don't think he claimed he was natty. Its pretty achievable from a strong big guy backed with a couple cycles. Steroids really really work bro

Jesus. Imagine if it was MacArthur there.

i see the americans have finally found someone fatter than they are

I like the Nick Foligno Papa John's commercial a lot. Like he gets a little too angry at the dude

>>75073239
Read the article Stelio, they are just reporting it

Bruins commentator: "self-induced"

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If Taylor Swift's numbers are 13 and 89 then mine are 14 and 88

>>75073195
1 in 3000 men can bench 350

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Jaeckets btw

>>75073232
Poor people in the States and the west in general are always the fattest. Greece isn't rich but they aren't Somalia either, not even close

this seriosuly wasn't a penalty?

>>75073195
Never said it was unassisted, I use a belt and I have a trainer

>>75073272
48% of blacks are fat but only 32% of whites. damn fried chickuns

GODAMNIT WIN THIS GAME FUUUCK

5 - 4 WPG

>>75073280
STELIO
STELIO KONTOS

>>75073312
oh ok my bad then

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>maple pajeets

>>75073326
Lol I wonder if our Greek boy here looks anything like that beast. I'm betting no

can someone remind me what Char's injury was that kept him out of the season for so long?

>>75073341
it's really not that funny

oh shit we bombing syria homies

BREAKING NEWS THE LELANDERS ARE STILL ALIVE.
>FOR NOW

>>75073353
didn't we already know that?

>>75073353
about time that faggot trump did something

>>75073353
Israel is bombing Syria, >we are just their proxy army. Disgusting shit.

>>75073353
Based France

>>75073352
of course a non-white doesn't find it funny

Do you think anytime Chara gets in to an altercation he says to the other guy "You are brave, little man"

Laine meme

>>75073305
gehen Blaujacken

>>75073391
it's not that, it's just not a funny pun/joke.

Gg jests

>>75073417
lal

>jests have their longest win streak since relocation
a little late faggots
maybe next year I guess

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Almost there...

How did Jake Guentzel fall to a 3rd round draft pick? The kid has serious skills, not just a Crosby babby.

THE SENS HAVE CLINCHED THE SENS HAVE CLINCHED

finnish goaltending

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>>75073469
Feels good man.

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>>75073446
TIME FOR A FIRST ROUND EXIT LADS

>>75073453
manlet

PLAYOFFS MOTHERFUCKERS

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isles on life support

>meme OTL points collection
>last to clinch (and won't)
lol what a shit team

>>75073501
Kinda hope the lightning win to make these final games more exciting

>>75073487
He's 5'11"
Maybe it's just because he looks like Bill from Bill and Ted

FUCKING OHIO WEATHER REEEEEEEEEEE ITS SNOWING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75073509
the leafs are only going to get better :^)

>>75073527
i hope they win just to see the laffs meltdown

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ONCE I WANTED TO BE THE GREATEST

>>75073551
id rather see tranny bay not make it

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>>75073542
you knew what you were signing up for, akron faggot

>>75073529
180 lbs

>>75073567
why do you have such a random hate for akron?

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>>75073561
still time for you to follow your dream :^)

>>75073567
based Akron poster

BLUNT
EDGES

>>75073581
>white knighting akron
kek

>>75073611
i dont give a fuck about them. i just find it random as fuck

Ok guys I have thought about it and decided that I'll follow the Panthers in case my Canes move. They're not too far away from where I live (Jacksonville) and their name is similar to my NFL team. Also fuck Tranpon Gay.
What should I need to know guys?

akron means "extreme" or "limb" or "far end"

Snes-Broons will be the most boring playoff series of all time

How can people watch this shit

what a shot, what a clusterfuck
he stops
Rask stills saves

>>75073647
>Agreed fuck tranpon bay
>not supporting the same team
its your cities own fault their leaving

Somebody from Akron must've cucked that posters's dad

>>75073647
they'll be the next to relocate

Holy shit anderson won a shoot out

>>75073683
not only, but he SHUT out

>laffs
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>75073692
Holy shit the snes are in 2nd

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LAFFS ON COLLAPSE WATCH

Fucking eh Sens,

Playoffs baby.

>>75073675
That's me his dad was named bill peduto

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAH

>LAFFS

BLLLLLLLEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNN THE FUCK OUT

>THE SHANTY LIBTOWN OF TORONTOISTAN

TOP KOKOKO

>>75073673
Driving 6 hours for Saturday games is already enough.
Fuck planes.
Also it would never be the same.

>>75073647
need to lobby for jacksonville team lad.

>>75073673
>Anon literally said they don't live in the city.
>Proceed to blame anon's city
...

Sens need 2 points to clinch 2nd and are getting back Ryan, Karlsson and Smith. MacArthur and Ceci will also be in better shape.

>>75073794
>Bettman putting 3 teams in Florida
Wouldn't surprise me desu.

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laffs

>>75073811
>next game at noon on a saturday
>officially done uni
>snes in
>can sit around all day basking in my own glow

It'll be so comfy

>>75073811
And maybe Methot but I'm not 100% sure.

meme game

>>75073852
I'm terrified of playing the Laffs. Would much prefer Boston.

>>75073831
make the New Orleans hurricanes for the keks

stars about to pull off the epic comeback?

>Laffs playoff hopes comes down to NYI's last game
>against the Snes
>Snes scores seven own goals

>>75073647
If the canes were to relocate, when would this actually happen?

>>75073877
>terrified
>of a fucking leaf

Enough if this garbage time shit. Let's start the ploffs

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Wildfriends, do we want to play the Blues or Preds in the opening round?

FOWLER IS KILL. DUCKS ON POOICIDE WATCH

>>75073877
I'm worried too, but we held our own against them throughout the season. We can take advantage of their young and inexperienced offense

>>75073953
You probably want to play the Preds. They have >Finnish goaltending

>>75073885
This would legitimately be the only relocation I would support.
>No rebrand.
>Later timezone to make up for extra hour of drive
>Would still be able to make some Saturday/Sunday games
>Late night games
>Easier opponents

>X may not have made the playoffs this year, but they're a young team with good prospects! They're building up their ranks and improving chemistry!

>>75073992
Who are the Jets?

>>75073992
Literally a league average goalie from contender status
Luckily the market is ripe this summer

>>75073958
thats what he gets for diving

>Laffs laffing

>>75074004
Trick question, the answer is every team who didn't make the playoffs

>>75073968
Ya but imagine having to deal with Leaffans afterwards if we lose.

>>75074038
unless you're the Kongs

>>75073958
>>75074019
why are canadians such shit/retarded posters?

It would be funny as hell if the Leafs missed the playoffs by like 2 points.

>>75073953
Blues are basically locked in at this point

>>75074064
>paco still mad and STILL not understanding the game of hockey
when will you GO BACK?

>>75074079
keep proving my point, guy.

Did you guys see those saves by Szabados

What's your favorite goal horn+song combo of all time?

>>75073953
Blues

>>75074108
anaheim by far has the best

Lightning vs Habs
Lightning vs Sabres

Islanders vs Devils
Islanders vs Sens

Leafs vs Pens
Leafs vs Jackets

Leafs need 1 win, Lightning and Islanders need 2 with loses from the other teams. Who is getting in. Ill play it safe and say the Leafs make it.

Anyone else watching the Frozen Four or am I the only college pleb here?

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>>75074039
the darkest timeline but think of the bragging we can have once Phaneuf pots the one that knocks'em out

>>75074133
bolts are injury ravaged

laffs always fuck it up

isles have the easiest path it looks like, i'm going with them.

>>75074108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=576mGAqU-Hg

>>75074145
That would be amazing to watch. I must confess.

>>75074182
>zombie nation
instantly discarded

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>Yotes leading already.

yes 29th place here we come

>>75074108
brass bonanza because it gets me reddit karma

>>75074133
Well, the leafs are obviously losing out since they can't even beat the Tampon Gay Cripples, and the other teams only have one hard matchup each. Both will pass the leafs.

>>75074182
isn't this bostons but without the cat noises

>>75074145
Yeah but then we will hear "yeah well we're a rookie team doesn't count"

>>75073953
Doesn't matter you'll get meme'd the fuck out by either

>laffs

>>75074133
if the Islanders and the Bolts win out. The isles have the tie breaker (ROW). Therefore
>Leafs
>Isles
>Bolts

can we please eliminate these stupid offsides review that are just used to kill momentum and interrupt games.

>>75074196
how many virgins will >we need sacrifice in order to produce the meme magic to steal the number 1 from the avs?

we could use a swiss stud like Hischier

Do the cucks have a chance against the reddit hawks?

>>75074254
yes

>>75074253
Nolan Patrick projects as a second line centre though

>>75074267
it's nolan patrick

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>Islanders have two piss easy game
>meanwhile we have to play Montreal

at least the laffs are choking

>>75074196
doesn't matter, this draft sucks anyway

>>75074280
>montreal
>good

you just suck

>>75074280
At least you can take pride in throwing a wrench in the laffs' plans.

>>75074253
I would take Yamamoto 1st overall

>>75074254
desu if the preds don't play chicago first round the ducks are the only team left who could beat them

>>75074280
Montreal has nothing to splay for and will probably rest guys

>>75074254
Ducks scorreeee!!!

>>75074293
lmao, if you're going off the board you might as well trade down and get something for your trouble

>>75074280
Laffs have to play pittsburgh and columbus. they will lose out.

>>75074314
Ok? I kinda implied that in my post.

>>75074254
The Hawks sat all their good players

I TRIED TO BE PERFECT

>>75074280
Reminder that you only have to make it to overtime against Montreal and then beat the Bruins.

Canes attendance hit a new low at: 7,783

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I HURT MYSELF

>>75074347
Can I relocate them to Medicine Hat?

>>75074347
The WHL's Hurricanes drew 5244 for their last game

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>>75074280

Imagine getting 1st round, 1st pick draft. A highlight moment of your life. Your family smiling on. You shake Buttman's hand as the crowd starts to boo.

And then you have to live full-time in fucking Medicine Hat.

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I come from /mlb/. I know you guys will appreciate our rags posting too.

>>75074401
every
>rags
post needs a
>rags
reply

>>75074401
>rags

based jays finally got a W today

Why does an overtime loser get a point? A loss is a loss.

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>>75074347
What the fuck? It's one of the last home games of the year and this is the shitty way >our "fans" repay the team for pushing to the playoffs until the very end? I realise it's the Islanders but jesus show up for a fucking game fucking inbred rednecks

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>>75074401
>raggoty raggots

>>75074450
because hockey OT is horrible and a meme. plus muh parity

>>75074363
>>75074459
>>75074370
>Falling for the bait
http://www.espn.com/nhl/boxscore/_/gameId/400885592 It was still shit but you can't subtract 2k faggot.

>>75074450
>A loss is a loss.

OK TJ "Henry" Yoshi

>4 minutes into game
>oilers have two penalties already
california rules apparently

>>75074495
>that soft "slash"

>>75074480
>9,769
>See guys its fine!

nice refpuck san jose

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

refpuck

>>75074495
refs call the game to pls their "fans". Nothing new here.

Yo I don't call refpuck ever, but how the FUCK was that not a trip on McDavid? Someone please explain that to me.

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>these butt blasted oilels fans wanting every call on Mcmeme

>slash a guys hand
>claim refpuck
fuck off

>>75074538
>fans
all three of them in attendance and this one chav shitposting at 4am

are the coyotes moving or what

Edmonton fans are the bitterest fans I have ever seen. If one good season in 10 years makes you this annoying then I hope the next ten are embarrassingly bad. Not even a fucking Shorks fan.

>>75074544
oy vey, we can't call everything that defencemen do to mcdavid, they'd spend the whole game on the PP!

>>75074558
>blatantly trip the player with the puck as he goes towards the net
>no call
>not refpuck

>>75074548
obvious trips'll do that

>>75074573
cry more fatass

>>75074548
>literally the textbook definition of a trip
>directly in the slot
>Remenda, the biggest Sharks homer of all time, screams "HOW DID THEY NOT CALL THAT?"

You have to go back, you fucking Mexican.

>>75074583
My team won the cup oilcuck.

>>75074576
you mean that dive mcmeme took? yeah i agree that was refpuck

should have been an embellishment

>>75074599
>my
>team
>won
nice projection fatass

>Edmonton Oilers
>Most of the oil and gas business activity is in Calgary

Can't be fabricated!

>>75074601
>shorks talking shit about divers

No call on the mcdavid trip

Someone needs to make a compilation of all the no calls against oilers this year

This is so fucking stupid

And despite it the oilers still win games

why are oilers fans the most reddit? jesus christ

>>75074599
>my
What line you playing on, lad?

>>75074611
most of its actually moved out of calgary

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>>75074611
I forgot my digital painting attachment

>>75074611
Edmonton and Calgary are both actually not that bad to be honest with you. They reminded me of home.

>>75074623
muh let them play is the most reddit opinion of all time

>>75074613
yeah everyone dives, sometimes it works out for you, sometimes it doesn't

mcdavid's dive didn't work, suck it up

>>75074595
Remenda sucks Connors dick all day. His love for McDavid's cock far supercedes his Shark love. Cry more.

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>this is not a penalty

>>75074626
Dammit flims you're supposed to ruin the kong's draft slots.

>>75074625
No, actually, more and more control is vested in Calgary based companies like Cenovus now that international players are lessening their crude exposure. Calgary remains the energy capital of Canada by a mile and a half, even if that industry isn't back at $100/bbl highs.