Sea Explorers @ Space Explorers
vol. IV
Ariel Miranda vs. Joe Musgrove
>>75071632
POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE
Mariners will lose.
>having two girls' names
>>75071632
Lineups
>Don't get swept edition
I swear to good if someone post That GIF -_-
.....
Get your Feels Guys and Pepe mariners pics ready Mariners fans. I'm predicting Astros 4-0 (pls be wrong).
>>75071676
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>>75071697
Not to be mean, but I hope your prediction comes true
>>75071711
I love blackcurrant. Mariners will lose badly.
WIN YOU FUCKS
GET A FUCKING WIN
>>75071743
No.
>>75071752
>mfw i still support this cursed team and browse /sp/
MARINERS!
Share some wins astros
You have had enough
One sweep please
Gonna miss the first four innings
Will the game be lost by then?
>>75071857
Very nearly
don't you have a smart phone?
>>75071817
says the team who had 116 in one year
it's our turn now
if you let us keep winning, I promise we'll keep the >rags out of the playoffs
>>75071725
It's so good. The ginger one is my favorite though. Pepsi knows what they're doing with the 1893 line.
>>75071676
>>75071983
you beautiful son of a gun
>>75071632
MY GOD, IT'S HIDEOUS
>>75072007
>this is now a rags tears thread
>>75072012
2bh I'm probably gonna make a mind-melting photomerge of team logos for every gamethread this season
also, why are we still pretending the dynamo are a Houston sports team?
>>75072046
>>75072077
Tiki doesn't look like that. He's a fat guy in Austin with a beer gut and a beard.
>>75071743
sorry
post brooms
>murray is a kiddie diddler
IS THIS THE SPARK WE NEEDED?
>>75072012
it's almost beautiful
>>75072096
Hey where is Nico now that the season finally started?
>>75072163
That faggot is a bandwagon if I have ever seen one.
HIT
come ON, JOE. already?!
>>75072179
you're an odd one, give you that
Sing in with now::
ANOTHER REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just call him out and get it over with
Hinch has the slickest look of any manager
Astros confirmed most effay team
he should be out desu
>umpball is on the way
inb4 Stros fans start
>WOOING
in the 7th
>>75072271
>>75072277
It wasn't a dead ball, even though the walk happened. Plus he was way out of the baseline, so he should've been out anyway. I'm baffled tbH
>>75072302
don't worry
>risp
>>75072298
>>75072298
>degenerate scum
THANK YOU BASED INFIELD
>>75072298
well it worked last night...
Whoever loses this game misses the playoffs for the next 20 years.
Robinson Cannot strikes again
can0
1/28 with RISP in this series i believe
wooing internally
>>75072315
Wait, seriously?! Dang...
>>75072329
He still makes me nervous. He had our number last year. I'm pleasantly surprised with how they've handled him so far
thoughts
>>75072358
Good except for the Facebook meme format. Lemme whip something up real quick.
just give springer the mvp already
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>WOoooooo
Mariners--
NEIGH. AMERICAN LEAGUE IS ON NOTICE.
Springer is here, Altuve and Beltran aren't even here yet
That was like twice as far as his shot last night kek
Member when the Mariners were in the World Series? Neither do I.
Y'all's fauxback unis are pretty amazing, not gonna lie
Thoughts? Just finished :)
I enjoy George Springer being on this team.
>>75072456
They're baby bears? Aren't those the Cubs?
springer, altuve, correa
we're unstoppable
>>75072468
>having a lightsaber inside your computer
>>75072468
a headache waiting to happen
>>75072479
same tbqhwu f@m
I like when Musgrove works quickly. I feel like once he gets a little older and more experienced, he's gonna be one of the least sluggish pitchers in the league
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
Post your beverage sports fans
>>75072599
Well then go be a Giants fan if you want to see success.
feeling suicidal again
>>75072619
>>75072619
>>75072619
This team is shit.
Still can't fucking hit.
what are you drinking lads
square mile cider from portland for me
i dont like it
Musgrove looks like the son of Madison Bumgarner and a rat kek
Also,that was elite footwork
>>75072619
If the mariners lose I'm going to kms. I've bet the last of my money to try and cover all my other losses 1300 riding on this
>>75072512
Lolol. That stick actually game with the case. I can't change color but I want to just use it anyways because I like the colors.
>>75072530
Same goes here, I like the RGB, it's my first build and getting to see inside and see the lights are pretty awesome, I'll add more eventually. I found some RGB RAM and some other kind of things that light up a case, plus 3 more fans that could be LED.
>>75072637
Shit I should have looked at the thread
What's up neighbor
Lone Star beer sucks
>his team is owned by a children's video game company.
mariners wake up
>>75072653
>he fell for the cider meme
Don't drink yourself to death yet, M's bros
It's too early in the season to give in
>>75072665
Aloe juice is the best, good taste, man
>>75072693
not anymore BINCH
>>75072670
I think you might have a problem, m8
Also
>last $1,300 riding on the Mariners winning one game
lol, you're gonna lose that money
>Not having a shortstop to field balls hit to where a shortstop should be
>>75072653
My last Negro Modello. I need more beer, m8s. What should I get from one of the QFC's on Broadway later?
Dr. Pepper is shit and so are the Lastros.
>It's too early in the season to give in
16 years of suffering say otherwise
>>75072739
t. 0-4
>>75072696
angry orchard old fashioned is gr8
>>75072707
Only way to cover my losses 2.4 payout
>>75072745
Sorry, I am an intelligent Rangers fan from Austin.
Who here /SlowlyGrowingToLikeGeoffBlumAsABroadcaster/?
I still miss JD and Brownie, but Blum is winning me over, Strobros
>>75072739
Dr. Pepper is objectively shit, this is just a fact
Drinking steel reserve
>walking nori iokeee
>>75072739
ebin b8!!!
>>75072752
Betting more is only going to bring more losses in the long run, anon. You should probably consider not gambling. Also, to whom are you in debt?
>>75072754
my bad, 0-3
>>75072749
True
Fuck all you Houstonians! Seattle is a much better place to live than Houston and we are a better team.
>>75072804
if you're a barista maybe
>>75072693
not anymore
>Its an Astros win the pennant episode
>>75072804
You don't sound like a Mariners fan, you faker :0)
SOMEONE get these HOTHEADS OUTTA HERE
>>75072830
You're right. I live in Vancouver.
BOYS WE NEED TO GET ON WHERE I ROOT
>>75072854
>mfw someone occupies my hawt corner
come on avoid a 1,2,3, out
>>75072827
My favorite kind
>>75072677
GET A FUCKING HIT REEEEEEEE
>>75072911
How did that season end for you? That's right bitch you LOST. The Rangers didn't lose their WS.
THANK YOU BASED HANIGER
>>75072911
Brick Red was a mistake
>BIG DICK MITCH
>>75072917
>weeeeeeeeeeeeeew
YES
it's over, brehs
>>75072929
Bitch those uniforms were the GOAT
MITCH
at least they tied it up
HANIGGAH
>>75072951
Don't lie please
Could the 1927 Yankees beat the Astros?
>>75072951
>>75072965
also
>>75072966
maybe
ell
emm
ayy
oh
>>75072951
Nothing beats Turn Ahead the Clock jerseys
>>75072951
You are fake news
>>75072943
you're right
oh that's right, mariners are depressing, i almost forgot
well that didn't last
ha ha ha
D I N G E R S
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thank you based Marwin
LUL Just kidding Memeiners. Just a prank
>>75073007
got em lol
There's a guy with a Braves hat behind home.
>>75073032
it's me, Chipper Jones
AMA
>>75073055
why are you here?
>>75073055
Never mind it's an Astros hat. I'm blind.
Marwin has such a natural swing. It's odd to see a switch hitter look so smooth from the right side.
Okay Asstros fans. I have something serious I think we should discuss.
It's about Altuve. Admit it: he's shit now. I think you guys should consider trading him.
By replying you have agreed with this sentiment. I care about you guys, I just think it's only fair if I bring this up in the spirit of integrity.
Thank you for your time.
>>75073073
To avenge my broken leg
>>75073075
You will be when I punch your eyes to a pulp lol
--C.J.
Have the WOOO's returned?
>>75073123
it appears so
didnt last long but it happened
>>75073134
still have time for another dinger
Seattle brahs your heavy hitters look like shit, and they act they don't even want to be there.
Is something going on in the front office or what?
>>75073134
>Haniger and Segura are the only players in the dinger boat so far
t-thanks, Dbacks
>>75073165
It's because Dipoto is on bootyblast watch because he didn't make the trades to start rebuilding the team now that the window has shut.
>>75073165
no, yesterday was a horribly shitty loss.
>>75073165
I don't know. As far as I know Dipoto is in good shape
>>75073165
Everyone looks like shit.
This team is probably going to be shit this year. Oh well. We're pretty used to it by now.
>>75073188
well the rebuilding window was suppose to start after cruz's contract was up.
lets move the runner, dyson
I just realized musgrove is still below 70 pitches
Not bad
>this team once won 116 games.
they cant even advance the runner
WOOOOOOOO
Springer is THAT dude
We haven't caught one fucking break this whole series.
Springer is killing us.
Okay, seriously, what is the deal with the WOOing?
>>75073365
>get walked four straight plate appearances for a run with no outs
>still can't score more than one run
>"we don't suck were just unlucky"
>>75073397
It's a rebel yell.
And Trump is starting more shit in the Middle East. I can't even use baseball to escape this shit world for a few hours.
>>75073397
Based mustache guy
I kind of want an aoki jersey because he's japanese
>>75073397
it's actually the lone seattle fan
>>75073418
>he does something
complain
>he does nothing
complain
>>75073422
how does he do it?
>>75073418
Politics makes me feel the opposite of how baseball makes me feel. I can't understand why some people actively choose to eat that stuff up.
I'm glad we have baseball as a distraction.
>>75073441
You mean what product?
>rags tears,
I believe
Both these teams are shit. Rangers will win the division.
How can you guys be watching baseball when World War III is starting?
>>75073459
lel.
>Naming your kid with a last name that isn't yours
when will this meme die
M's bros, what do y'all thing of your unis?
>>75073459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnLSyCqnKFA
>rags
>>75073461
>he doesn't remember the critical role baseball played in keeping American morale up during 2 world wars (and the Korean war)
>>75073473
think*
Grand slam time please!
Time to make Mariner fans commit Sudoku.
DP
>>75073461
if there is no footage of the bombs whats there to watch
Why would aoki feel the need to slide on a force?
Y'all can have that piece of crap back
>>75073461
what is watching the news going to do about anything?
>>75073473
I love the teals but i know some ppl here dont like it.
white and grey uniforms do not warrant discussion.
>>75073473
I love them all
the M's have had a really good uni history imo
both main color schemes are great and the trident and compass rose are both god tier logos.
My favorites are pic related, the current teal uni, and the current cream alternate.
>>75073516
japanese slide into everything, watch npb and they always slide into first
>>75073473
I like the teal and the creme unis
>>75073461
>WWIII
>starting over Syria
Nah
somehow got out of that without giving up a run
>0 outs, bases loaded, Altuve at the plate
>0 runs scored
It is at this moment I realized that pitching is unironically carrying this team.
>>75073598
more like dingers are
>>75073461
>WWIII
>when nukes exist
sure thing, champ
haniger doing it all
sacrificing Tai for Haniger and Segura was well worth it
>consecutive hits
what is happening???
cano got a hit everyone can relax now
thats better cano
where's your devenski now haha playing the long con get shit on Asstros
getting pretty nervous tbH
wew
>Bases loaded
>no outs
what could possibly go wrong?
Time to shine, seager
Dirty timeout granted there
>>75073727
>Ms
>risp
absolutely nothing
>>75073700
Don't worry the mariners will GIDP and strike out on three pitches
dubs and meme's will not score
>>75073733
For real. Cruz is obnoxious.
>>75073744
kys
>>75073744
>>75073744
HAHAHA THANK YOU BASED ANON
>inb4 what happens last night where they can't hit a hit with 0 outs bases loaded
Wow they scored
how did that shit almost get through
/a/stros
All tied up
Rangers wouldn't blow it like this, fucking LASTROS lmao.
>>75073796
hearty kek
what is up with the m's bats
>>75073824
corked
he needs a smaller hat
I can breathe again
>>75073845
>implying he's not already wearing the smallest size
>>75073859
get him a kiddie size
Bill Krueger sounded like he was on suicide watch there lmfao
repeating digits and correa hits our go ahead dinger tonight
>>75073888
I don't believe it
Cheetos popcorn?
...'Murica.
>>75073888
CHECKD
>>75073872
we tried. it was too big. gonna get him one of those souvenir ice cream helmets and see if that works.
>>75073888
pls stop beating us with dingers :(
>>75073888
someone get to first
>Garrett Richards hurt again
IT'S TIME, BOYS
kyle
this fielding can be so sloppy
Last 2 digits of this post determine the final score
>>75074142
so the four are the mariners? cool
>>75074142
Wtf
Aoki is the worst baserunner on this team
>>75074159
Nah f@m
the astros stadium might have a termite problem
>>75074184
Trust me, Minute Maid has plenty of problems
>>75074142
>>75073888
Altuve gets on and correa hits a 2 run jack next inning confirmed
>>75074199
BLESSED DUBS
IT SHALL BE SO!
who can stop us if even magic is on our side?
So this game decides wether the M's go 3-4 or 4-3
>>75074243
diaz
>>75074250
Record after first two series that is
Is the conductor schleep?
holy fuck Cruz you are so god damn awful
GET
READY
Y'ALL
>>75074296
>COMING SOON TO YOUR BOX SCORE
>>75074199
>>75073888
More confirmation
100 for Altavista what a man
>>75074307
majestic 2bhonest
when will they learn
I was serious about Altuve being shit now fellas
>100 miles per hour
Jesus
I can't even run that fast!
take a seat
ALTUVE YOU PIECE OF CRAP
>>75074334
save us Carlos
>it's going to be another 12 inning letdown episode
I really fucking hate repeats
minute maid park is literally responsible for all this shit offense
>>75074366
does your dubs mean the correa walkoff is coming in the 12th?
got em
Right at his head, what a retard
And that call, just why
>>75074366
i hope not. im fucking tired
>>75074334
>>75074358
delete these
>>75074405
how do you think we feel when west coast games go late? 4:30 starts should be the norm imo
>>75074405
just git /comfy/ and doze off a bit, bby
>>75074393
>mad at good pitching
Another Astros walk-off would cause Seattle to liquidate.
Why they gotta make it so hard to watch
>>75074427
probably the same way i feel about home games
>>75074430
i probably will here soon, ricks voice is comfy.
>>75074457
>i got some weed, some cold water and a vibrating massage chair
I'd love to see seager get some momentum going here
>>75074483
>some cold water and a vibrating massage chair
c o m f y
Blum is spot on, Giles is Brad Lidge jr.
>6 runs in like 40some innings
Fugg, this was supposed to be our breakout year.
>>75074488
>RBIs as a relevant metric
i hope they refuse and send you a mean letter in response
>that EXACT PITCH was a strike to Correa
really makes you think
thanks for the walk
>>75074541
It's always been Hard for the M's in Minite Maid, don't worry.
>>75074542
>RBI isnt relevant
enjoy risp
go deep, dyson
Lol Ms have given up even trying to hit but hey whatever works
W-WAS THAT A HIT WITH RISP?
>DYSON GOD
>Lastros
>>75074541
My reverse jinx worked.
Now to not let up another dinger.
oh coME ON
DYSON
>just start watching
>another springer dinger
fuck that guy
also MARINERS SCORED A RUN
Seattle takes a late 3-2 lead late with large assistance of questionable strike zones... Where have I seen this before
>>75074614
>implying umps are biased
umps are just shit breh
that's a KAAAAAYYYYY
Singles and the mariners win!
>>75074614
>astros fan complaining about the strike zone this series
>women's soccer dirties the air of an Astros game
They just fucked your shit up fAm
Based Segura
can't wait to die now
gg boys
>tony sipp
Might wanna keep Giles in...
YES
>>75074142
WHELP
why do they refuse to use Will Harris in high-leverage situations
>>75074142
woah
>keeping the Astros in the game
Fuck these umps man
>>75074672
>>75074698
Shut up! SHUT UP!
You know what time it is
time for flames
how the fuck was that a strike
ROBOT UMPS WHEN
I'm sick of this shit
>>75074708
Yup, it's time to blow another lead.
>>75074712
I'm against the idea of robot umps but they should have to take performance tests during the off season
>>75074717
That wasn't implied but I agree that it is within the realm of possibility.
>electric eddie
>Josh Reddit
kill me now f@mily
>swinging at that
Sorry nori...
>WOOOOOOoo
finish it diaz
The absolute state of that at-bat
>>75074778
lmao
>>75074778
YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>75074778
Please stop breathing
gg y'all
see you in a few weeks
>>75074778
fantastic post
>>75074778
ily
YEAH I'M THINKING WERE BACK BABY
You guys, I was on the shitter when the hits with RISP happened. Do I need to dramatically increase my protein and fiber intake so I'm always releasing a Kraken, thus winning the M's the World Series finally?
>>75074778
You suck so bad
>>75074778
Great post friend
>>75074806
more like 4 days
About fucking time
>>75074778
FUCK YOU TO DEATH BBY
thank you jesus
GG stros bros. feels good to get the W
>>75074778
Seriously though, fuck you.
Time to sweep Analslime
AOKI YOU ABSOLUTE RIVER OF DIARRHEA
>>75074853
See ya, homie.
>>75074142
Wizard!
>>75074793
>>75074795
>>75074800
>>75074807
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>>75074818
>>75074821
>>75074846
>>75074855
Ayyyyy
good series astro bros
hope springer gets traded
>Angie Mentek in love with JER ROD
way to avoid the sweep
gg stros
>>75074870
I was there lmao
>>75074853
good night