Lightning @ Leafs: Please Clinch Edition

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First for
NOT A BUST

why do they call themselves the buds?

It's clinch night tonight buds

>Rogers getting cucked out of the game that'll probably get some of the highest ratings of the season

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>>75071738
look at this fuckin' pylon

>>75071652
2B is such a qt

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Leave 40 goals to me

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GG Laffs
Enjoy the playoffs

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>>75071907
stammer is a faggot

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>>75071924
Stammer is kill

why so ded

Just clinch it, please
I cannot sleep safely without knowing it's official

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>>75071966
Nothing seems to go on
By the way
>Lightning PP

>Hymen
>Tripping

How has Boyle been?

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>>75071966
Everyone is getting a cold one

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>>75071978
>can opener

>hymen
>tripping
>hymen

Still cant believe we got a guy named hymen. Anyways leafs not looking too hot here freddies already had to make a couple big saves Marner looks like hes trying too hard im nervous

>>75071987
Tall

>>75071611
Can someone let me know the ways Tampa can get into the playoffs?

>>75071996
"boys it doesnt get much better than this"

>>75072008
Agree

Marner needs to calm down
Players need to step up
Clinch it!

>>75071996
C O L D
N
E

If anyone cares the Toronto Blue jays are leading the Rays 4-0 going to the bottom of the third

>>75072018
if Laffs lose all remaining games and they win all I think

>>75072018
Bolts have to win out and Toronto has to lose out

>>75072018
i think if leafs and islanders dont win another game and tampa wins all there remaining including tonight they take our spot

>>75072034
Bozak jut won a big faceoff in our zone and now they seem to be pressuring a little more but neither team seems able to hold onto the puck for very long and theres been a ton of whistles

goal time boys

>>75072067
>This is entirely possible
>They must beat the leafs tonight
>The leafs next 2 games are gonna be rough
>Islanders might piss themselves
It might happen, the lightning might do it

>what the fuck was that

lel

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>Gardner
>Good

NO MATTHEWS PLEASE BE OK

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>Bolts commentators talk about Dumont being back in the lineup after missing the Boston game
>point out that he's good on the faceoff
Yeah, that's what the Bolts were missing, fucking faceoffs

KILL THEM MARTIN

Matthews ded

>>75072165
>Every leafs worst nightmare

are you okay matthews??
eat a snickers

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>mrs matthews mexican milf

>>75072177
Fuck him. I don't give a shit if his wife was giving birth you're in the middle of a fucking playoff race with 4 games to go somebody needs to be fucking dying for you to leave the team for anything.

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would you guys bang matthews mom

(also looks like the leafs are coming alive)

Laffs will miss the playoffs

Check em

Looks like the leafs could use a little more [spoiler]truculence[/spoiler]

>>75072207
No she probably smells like old enchiladas
She also looks like Ms. Swan from Mad TV

>>75072219
I thought they've been playing "just ok"

>>75072207
She looks like an Indian

>>75072203
>missing the birth of your child

confirmed for underage

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>>75072207

webm of Matthews dying?

>>75072207
not now, but i bet i would have 20 years ago.

Matthews needs to rest anyways. This is a blessing in disguise. There's nothing left to play for.

matthews mad

Did Matthews just check?

>>75072207
Anyone here who says no is lying

>>75072240
>having kids during your prime years

I don't seem myself having kids until at least I'm 35-40.

lol laffs

>>75072207
She's such a milf I swear

I dunno got a bad feeling about this one. Fire up the 18 wheeler.

>>75072340
Women can't wait that long

>>75072297
He's gonna end up fighting someday, in retaliation for a dirty hit after being hounded for a period. Not like McGaykid who'll ask one of his goons to do it for him.

Anyone else here listen to Overdrive?

>>75072340
Enjoy having daughters.

>>75072420
My father knocked up my mother for my older brother when he was 44 and for me when he was 45

>>75072455
Was your mom in her 40s?
That may explain your retardation.

>>75072491
My mother was 34 and 35 respectively

>>75072380
Obviously I won't be banging 35-40 year olds. 24-28 year old chicks would be begging for my sweet nectar. I'm 6'2, Italian, who works in Downtown Toronto as an investment banker.

>>75072385
No Martin or Bowl will fight

>>75072511
nice blog man +1 to you

>>75072455
That's what the cuck wants you to believe.

>>75072511
>Downtown Toronto
I hate Italians but I work at Bay and Adelaide
Wanna meet for lunch?

>>75072533
>look almost exactly like my father
Sure

>>75072525
Thanks man. I get free tickets to leafs game from my work. If you ever want to go to a leafs game and hang out let me know.
Even though I bang sluts on the regular, I'm pretty lonely, and would love to have some wholesome friendship

>>75072558
Be my friend

>>75072511
>>75072538
>>75072558


Torontofag here, give me your leafs tickets.

Rip Teeth

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

right in the FACE

Namestikov's face exploded

RIP his chin

Based Martin

Well you tried Coburn.

Wew Martin defending the rookies

Boy Martin

My nigga Brad Pitt

shit fight

Martin's going to get stolen by Las Vegas :(

>>75072740
Is that genuily a possibility?
Confused with the expansion draft 'rules' desu

Hyman is fucking garbage, the Leafs would legitimately be a better team if he got injured

>>75072740
I saw this on a draft lottery prediction

>>75072797
I mean expansion draft

>>75072777
Yea but there was some report earlier in the year that the leafs made a deal with Vegas to take Fehr.

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>Lightning PP

Get a shot on this one lads.

>>75072787
then babcock would just drop someone like brown or JVR for another grinder

>>75072777
Would you protect a 4th liner at his salary?

>>75072777
yea, he isn't automatically protected and the leafs aren't gonna waste a spot on him

i hurt myself today

>>75072808
You were saying?

>>75072820
>automatically protected
How do you get auto protected?

Most dangerous lead

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>>75072851
That was a fluke
They never score on the PP

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how high will the suicide rate in Toronto increase when the Laffs choke their way out of a playoff spot?

>>75072815
Probably not, was merely asking

>>75072807
>>75072820
Cheers for the answers

>Unchecked in the high slot

wew laddy

>>75072867
Raptors are making it to the ECF so not too bad

>>75072855
There's an age cutoff and games played.

What the fuck is Andersen thinking?

>>75072855
>* All first- and second-year professionals, as well as all unsigned draft choices, will be exempt from selection (and will not be counted toward their club's applicable protection limits).

>>75072867
Bolts play @Montreal and host Buffalel
Laffs host Pongs and Blowjobs

I don't know

>>75072877
As soon as they meet the Cavs they'll get btfo

>>75072901
Sometimes the GREAT DANE makes some weird decisions

>>75072886
So our rookies are auto protected?

SHAZAM BY THE NAZEM

>>75072924
Yes. Players on ELCs are exempt from the expansion draft

snazzy nazzy!

TAKBIR

That was a nasty tip. I ain't even mad.

Based jihadri

THE ARAB WONDER NAZEM KADRI EVERYBODY

>>75072909
Oh nice

MAY ALLAH INFLICT 1000 DEATHS

leafs will lose

HELLO OUT THERE

WE'RE ON THE AIR

>>75072820
You realize if the Leafs don't protect him he will know that they didn't? Daly said protection lists will be made public via the media.

So the Leafs are not going to let that happen. They signed him for 4 years because they value him. Doesn't matter what fans like you or I think.

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>>75072867
How high will the suicide rate in Tampa Bay be wen they choke? Oh wait, not enough people even care KEK

>>75072979
then we have to expose komarov

At least the Bolts won't get shut out two games in a row

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Sorry I'm late. How is flowing tonight lads?

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fugg wrong thread, both games r gud

TFW you want to go outside and smoke a bong but the hockeys too good to look away

>>75073028
pls post more of these for my folder

>>75073010
No way they leave him unprotected - have you seen the way Babs talks about Komarov?

the player we lose will be one of Leivo or Leipsic. It's unfortunate but its the reality

>>75073009
Plenty of people care here. Fan base is large. But ***we*** saw this coming a mile away. There's no way **we're** getting into the playoffs. I've made my peace with it.

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>>75073043

>that diving

Get fucked

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>the shitty of tampon gay

NO PENUHLTEA

>>75073064
Didn't dive, just got hit with his own stick.

KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH

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kucherov is one of these people

>>75073044
>exposing a promising prospect instead of an aging vet 4th liner

thats such a laffs thing to do we are probably gonna do it

If I was running Vegas I would only select guys who are on short term contracts than move them at next year's deadline for picks. I would also do arizona style deals where I take on salary in exchange for picks to get to the cap floor. I would stick to this for 3 years.

Holy shit Kuch just put the team on his fucking back.

wow that was a nice fucking shot

>>75073093
Story of his fucking life

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imagine all hockey players were arab and could take their skates off

POLAK MAD AF

Polak is fucking pissed

what a scrappy game

based polak polaking

>Namestikov getting scrappy with a freshly stitched together chin

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>islanders blowing the hurricanes out

lads,
Thinking of getting a #34 Jersey and Using "PAPI" instead of "MATTHEWS"....is that too memee and autistic?

>>75073154
I was thinking of getting a goof jersey
Number 4 and the name reading Chan

>>75073154
For $200 yes

Is Matthews in the dressing room?

I fucking hate that Ackerman commercial so much

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>>75073154
Never too memey.

>>75073192
Yeah it's so fucking cringey

>>75073192
The one with Kutie Keirmaier in the outfield?

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>>75073171

>>75073204
no the "mine mommy?" one

GREAT DANE

http://www.strawpoll.me/12692616/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12692616/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12692616/

ANDERGOD

>>75073211
Yeah, I don't care for that one

>that fucking save

Holy fuck what a save

>>75073221
This

FREDDDDDIE!

Based great dane, but holy shit leafs get it together

KUCHEROV FUCK OFF

>leafs lose to lightning
>leafs lose to penguins
>leafs lose to blue jackets
>end: 39 wins, 93 points

And then either
(a)
>tampa beats leafs
>tampa beats or OTL montreal
>tampa beats buffalo
>end: 41/42 wins, 93/94 points

(b)
>nyi beats hurricanes
>hyi beats devils
>nyi beats or OTL ottawa
>end: 40/41 wins, 93/94

I can sense it already. You heard it here first (not really) folks, Maple Leafs will NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS

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>>75073299
>Bolts winning three in a row critical games
"no"

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>>75073299
Thank you

>>75073319
They don't have to though. They just have to make it to overtime against montreal, and then lose. And then beat buffalo, which can't be that bad.

I'm an ex-toronto fan (before I moved to Calgary in '03) and have a perfectly balanced and objective like:dislike view of the leafs, and I predict them fizzling out into oblivion.

Alright boys lets break for bowls and get em in the third

>>75073363
That's gay

Do you think a lot of game throwing goes on at the playoff clinching mark?

Say Tampa could get a Wildcard spot against Toronto if they win their final game against the Bruins. You think the Bruins would willingly lose the game for the bolts in exchange for some palm greasing?

Everyone drink a cold glass of milk right now

>>75073382
Milk and beer is no bueno

Hey guys my cat is playing fetch with me right now. Do you think I can train her to retrieve ducks for me? My dog is gun shy.

good save andersen

matthews unironically had it coming.

prove me wrong

pro-tip: you can't

>>75073386
Have you ever tried it?

>>75073386
Do it for the team

>>75073386
Ever tried Pepsi and milk?
Breddy good, tastes like a light float.

>>75073409
I partook in a milk drinking contest after losing a beer drinking contest once when I was 19. It was no bueno.

Watching leafs fail is so
/cozy/


Be honest with your selves Toronto fags
Stamkos not injured and your team is 10th in the east

Your team isn't good

East conf is just bad , especially Atlantic

The oilers would of made playoffs last 10 years if they played against weak Atlantic teams all the time

What do I need to do to make the leafs not make the playoffs
>>75073382
Way ahead of you

I should've taken the car today. It's taco Thursday at Del Taco.

>>75073427
>would of
Opinion discarded

WINTERPEG

>>75073363

You're a faggot

>>75073434

You know it's true
So you try to use grammar to avoid the fact

Oilers are a playoff team for the last 10 years playing in your trash division

Laffs are pathetic
And so are their faggot fans

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I'm drinking a tall cold one, are you?

Ottawa just clinched with OT against Bombston
Leafs are pretty much guaranteed WC2 or out of the playoffs, and there's no hope for them against Washington in playoffs
Why delay the inevitable? Accept defeat.

>>75073374
>>75073442
yeup

>>75073458
Uninstall 4chan

>>75073458
Delete internet explorer

cna you believe the oilers busted on 3 1st over all picks in like 4 years?

like if they didnt get mcmeme they would literally be a bottom 5 team right now

>>75073471
Your milk is yellow

>>75073514
Maybe if they were in the Atlantic they wouldn't have slected the busts?

>>75073521
Weird lighting, perfectly white irl

>>75073514

If the leafs played in pacific they wouldn't even win 20 games in a year

You're a faggot

>>75073521
That ain't milk

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>>75073471
Can reload for the start of the third.

How much money do you think I could get for all this junk
>An autographed jersey from tie domi
>An autographed first-star stick from Cammalleri
>A vintage leafs jersey from Sundin
>A signature from max domi in my grade 3 yearbook

>>75073586
Ill give ya a handjob for the yearbook

>>75073471
Just grabbed a COLDONE, hopefully sending the boys my energy.

>>75073586
Donate to my charity fot auction

>>75073612
r u a qt gf

Funny story about that school we went to, btw, it was bought out by a muslim imam and is now a strictly muslim school. Don Cherry's grandkid also went there, and was friends with Max.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDtSatjSlaQ

Declaring an alliance between oiler fats and publix fags


Beat the Laffs and make their faggot fans cry when they don't make the playoffs

>>75073632
Yes but as a leafs fan i have an arranged marriage that ok?

>>75073646
>Oilerfags would rather a Sunbelt team get in over a Canadian team
Gas yourselves oilcunts

>>75073646
Milk > Water

Deal with it.

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>>75073646
u seem obsessed. You ok there big guy?

There's nothing more I want than to see than a 4-0 Calgary:Edmonton demolishing.

Scaaaaaar

fuck

Bournival is neat
Was that his first goal?

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lmao get fucked leafs

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWN
THE FUCK OUT

>>75073664

Sunbelt fans are better fans than any chinamen or pooinloo from Toronto

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>>75073646

>getting cucked by a LW with 11 goals over 100+ games

why are oiler fans so obsessed with a team that isnt their own?

>>75073471
>>75073572
>drinking milk
enjoy your gyno :^)

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and you can have it all
my empire of dirt

jesus christ, andersen is such a sieve. >we unironically need reimer back

>>75073714
Because no fan of a Canadian team wants to see another Canadian team bring the cup home before theirs

>>75073734
I remember after andershit got hurt a few weeks ago all of you were saying "damn were fucked without andergod"

Damn, I have to say I'm disappointed.
>blotsfag here
I seriously thought Zaitsev would be handing our asses to us tonight. That kids a beast.

Little soft on that one Kuch.

>>75073745
I'm a flames fan, but I'd be happy if Montreal or Vancouver or the Sens or Winterpeg won (and especially surprised if the latter two happened). I'd be impartial to the Leafs.

I just don't want to see Edmonton happy.

>>75073698
>Leafs only represent Toronto
I'm 100% Anglo you fucking faggot. Family has been here since the mid-1800s.

>>75073758
not me, he's always been the achillies heel of this team. him and rielly(super overrated) anyways

>>75073745
but not even leafs fans think they can win a cup this year so whats with the obsession?

>>75073781
Never go full..

>>75073774

Okay Chang Lee

What ever you say

>>75073793
andersen ALWAYS chokes in big games, can't be relied upon. why do you think anaheim gave him up??

Let's go blue jays!

Rielly makes Kaberle look like a shutdown defenceman

>>75073745

Lol , dude

I assure you I'm not worried about Laffs winning the cup

Stop being cute

>>75073827
leafs need to trade him before the rest of the league figures this out

WHAT THE FUCK LEAFS YOURE PRESSURING JUST SCORE YOU BITCH ASS FUCKS

Go Sharks East!

>>75073854
pressure's helleva drug

>every team in the east has clinched
>Except for the laffs.

Keep going tampa

>paralysis by analysis

shut the fuck up

>stuck in the mud

>>75073907
kek

if mathews cares why doesnt he score?

>fuck you ray ferraro you cuck

Feels good to watch Leafs slip out of playoffs, doesn't it?

Kucherov is a fucking pussy

hah gay!

>Hunwick interferes with Kucherov
>Gets mad when Kucherov throws a clean hit

>4 on 4
Vasy gives up a goal

>>75073971
are you literally retarded

>>75073971
>laffs
HAHAHAHAHA

>>75073988
fuck off

>>75074001
What are you retarded?

FUCK THIS WORLD

>>75073971
>laffs

He rose above the petty bullshit. Stay mad.

>>75073971
Are you serious? He would've been a pussy had he not retaliated.
>laffs

Holy fuck that shot

>laffs

LOL NO PLAYOFFS FOR LAFFS

As it should be

You shouldn't be in the playoffs when you are in the easiest division in the league and you still have to rely on other teams star players to be injured

this fucking team doesn't even want to win, pathetic. i'm bandwagoning the sens for the playoffs since >we obviously aren't getting in

Babcock! Earn that paycheck!

>>75074020
>petty bullshit
>Cross checks the next guy he sees instead of settling shit with Hunwick

montreal better fuck these bitches up tomorrow

>>75074046
Dont forget the meme loser points!

>>75074059
>settling

Why, did you want a free power play kiddo?

It's all good, at least we have the Calder coming to our team

I'm sad

>Laffs

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Ahhahahahahahahhhahahshs
Ahhahahashhahs
Ahahashahshshhshshshshs

>>75074083
Laine plays for the Jets tho

>4-1

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thanks for sucking dog dick, maple cucks

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>>75074083
>implying matthews and marner don't split the votes and laine ends up winning

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>so desperate you're double-playing one of your better players

>>75074102
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>75074083
>letting a puck hog win the Calder
Mathpoos is shit

LOL @ building emptying up with 10 minutes remaining.

Nick fair-weather fan base, laffs :^)

>>75074102
Yeah, must feel bad knowing their star rookie won't get the Calder

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>>75074083
>wanting a bust trophy

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>laffs fw

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>>75074144

Oh man Babcocks gonna lose it as soon as the game is over look at that face

By the way, not sure if you're keeping up with this but...

Trump just launched 59 missiles at a Syrian air base. So I guess we're officially "at war" with Syria.

o well

Always next year boys, didn't expect a team finishing a rebuild to be as close to the playoffs as they are

>>75074207
>Assad
>doing shit
Nothing will come of it

>>75074227
I seriously hope so. This was completely irresponsible without all the facts. Could very well be a false flag, could be russian propaganda, could be any number of things. We just don't know. I hope diplomacy prevails.

This team will give Steve Dangle an aneurysm

>>75074219
Last I checked, they still have to win out. Leafs only have to win one.

Burden still on the bolts and the islanders.

>>75074207
>leafs finally have a decent team
>don't make the playoffs
>doesn't matter because we all die in ww3 anyway

REEEEEE

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>>75074260

>>75074144
>conveniently cutting it off before Ovechkin, Malkin and Kane

>>75074207
I actually hate drumpf now.

More than anything I hate how his brainlets have infested /pol/ and corrupted the message of liberty and freedom under Paulism.

>>75074316
I wanted him to prove me wrong so badly. I don't like him, but I wanted to see him get in there and fucking cooperate like an adult. Everyday, this feels so fucking surreal. My country is embarrassing.

I TRIED TO BE PERFECT
.

>>75074062
>they rely on their rivals to do the job for them
Sad!