Official Blue Jays vs. Rays Thread

smelly snelly

>mallex smith

literally who?

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First for Rays

We're getting our first win today, I can feel it.

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get pumped

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>>75071486
ayyyy too slow pendejo

G-GO RAYS

Please dont leave 10+ in scoring position this game

>>75071552
>asking the blue jays not to >RISP

hmm

>Kendrys hit the ball on the warning track Morales

>>75071561
kek

oriolels here

go rays

canada a shit

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So many Canadians in one place

on the away side you have a "canadien" baseball team which plays in a dome

on the home side you have a fanless florida team that plays in a dome


fukn pathetic series 2bh famalams

tfw when i pet a stingray at the Toronto aquarium and named him kiermaier

Hey bird brod

>>75071582
at least our roof is retractable

Tbh I'm going to root for both the Jays and the Rays this year

I LOVE WHEN THE JAYS OFFENSE IS PRODUCTIVE

>>75071628
i guess you havnt loved this season then

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>>75071615
>gloating about playing in a "retractable" roof
>having a roof in the first place

its already embarrassing most of the games played are in canadien soil

so is this luke maile catcher any good?

>>75071582
The Skydome is a pretty bad but it's basically a Toronto landmark at this point.

>>75071628
Those times are long gone, my leaf friend.

>>75071650
It was le first retractable dome

>>75071644
have a nice day :)

>having a sign for leiper

why

>>75071714
At least he's better than fucking Luis "windmill arm" Rivera

will the jazzys score a homerun?

Russel is past him prime. this season is gonna be brutal for him i can just feel it

oh its another martin hits .100/.200/.300 for 6 weeks with a 50% k rate for no fucking reason again episode

Fuck off Smoak

Guys can we Twitter bully Smoak into suicide?

Hazel looks like shit today

>>75071647
he was waived by a team thats desperate for any and all half decent catchers, what do you think?

>>75071773
Seems like a stupid pickup. We have russell and Saltalamachia

This crowd is depressing.

dp :3

T U L O

TYbased TSUlo

>>75071785
if you want a reason for it, they obviously don't trust Graterol in case of emergency.

maile is a good defender, which they would rather have if either salty or martin goes down

>Leafs vs Lightning
>Jays vs Ray
i just realized this

>>75071856
Both in Tampa Petersburg

>>75071909
oh really i thought the leafs were at home. I guess the lightning will steal from this crowd then

>>75071927
Wait you're right

>>75071856
>furpuck

BASES LOADED
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>bases loaded

welp im gonna get another beer, cya after the commercial break

KMO

BOOYAH

WELCOME TO DA JASY

FUCKING CRUSHED

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>>75072019
LGTSS
>this anon

FUCKING FINALLY

HOLY FUCK THANK YOU BASED MORALES

SWING AND A DRIVE

I hope that pitcher fucking dies

Poor little white boy, Snell

>>75072041
First of the season feels good

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>>75072041
>DEEP TO LEFT

feels good man

ee hr: 1

morales hr: 1

we all agree we made the right choice?

>>75072092
1/3 the price

>>75072092
if it helps us sleep at night

>>75072092
realistically he only has to be worth like 1.5 WAR to provide surplus value for his contract this year and his contract is moveable/absorbable if it all goes to shit

>your name will never be sugar jesus

>>75072114
Sweet jesus

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hmm

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In a few years this could be Toronto vs Montreal

>>75072136
how has drew been for the pirates?

>>75072162
he gave up 9 runs in his last spring start and was sent to AAA

>>75072175
damn poor guy

>>75072136
>the state of jays pitcher development this past decade

longo dongo coming up

Do you leafs want a team in Montreal?

I think it's neat that Brad Miller doesn't wear gloves when batting

>>75072344
Yes i think Montreal and Vancouver should have teams.

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Fucking based Barney

>>75072347
i think bregman doesnt either

>>75072352
What would Vancouver be called?

>>75072379
Chinks

Vancouver would never bet a team

>>75072379
The Vancouver Bags of Milk

>>75072352
Vancouver already has a minor league team

>>75072379
I dont know haha.
>>75072387
Bags of milk are an eastern thing.

>>75072387
Out west they use jugs
Also Chinese don't drink milk

>>75072400
who gives a rats ass about a minor team?

>>75072404
What do I look like?
An anthropologist?

>>75072136
>you now remember drew hutchinson

>Smell

>>75072430
minor league games are fun as fuck

Is morales going to hit 40 dingers?

lmao the bench trying to pin the heckler badge on travis who isnt playing

Justin Smoak should Fuck off

Snell looks like he's 16
Donaldson is washed up
Rays are moving to Montreal
Blue Jays will lose this game

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apparently the canadians average the best attendance, interesting.

>>75072526
For a market that big, even saturated with Chinese, they should

>>75072516
thats all true except jash is still based

>>75072532
>>75072526
Why doesnt the league tap it then?

>>75072539
Land to build an MLB stadium in a good location would probably be stupid expensive

>>75072539
Porbably because there are better markets available. Im sure Vancouvers failure with the NBA has scared them away. Although the Whitecaps are one of the best supported teams in MLS.

>they stopped biting on stros meme sinker

welp its over then

fucking rights!!!!!!

Yankee fan here, but gotta cheer on my boy Stroman. USA!

lmao fuckin souza cannot catch a break

Souza is kill

Why did we get rid of plate collisions again?

>>75072615
this happened last year, souza hurt after being hit I think

>Donaldson dekes Souza into sliding into 3rd for no reason
>Martin tries to decoy Souza into making a break for home
>Souza bashes his knee into Martin sliding into home and Martin walks away nonchalantly while he writhes in pain

I'm enjoying this savagery

>>75072640
martin patted him a few times on the back, he understands what pain is like

>can'tada being shitheads

surprises surprise

0-2 lel

>>75072743
Hello :) how are you?

>Another tulo does nothing offensively for the first month episode

man

nows your chance stroman bean the fuck out of this gold glove stealer

Loving those DPs

damn stro

that was better

you now remember/realize martin is half-black

>>75072967
that half white slowed his ass down

we are the slowest team in baseball holy shit

Hey Toronto guy wanna meet ?

>longoria

tag was there for the taking

FYTH IS A RAY NOW! officially my second team

barney is having a game

based fucking barney

buntin' barney

that was a horrible call, martin is way too slow to pull off a squeeze, you're literally counting on a 1 in 10 error happening

>>75073051
you tell em boy

That's the right call

HOLY FUCK ARE WE ACTUALLY TAGGING ON OBVIOUS LONG POP FLIES NOW? FUCKING FINALLY IM SO HAPPY

BIG JOE

stro is still getting btfo on the 3rd time around the order, i dont think he will ever have his CGSO

>Bullpen coming in and the Jays aren't leading by 10
Worry

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>mfw jays fans filled 30% of their stadium.
>mfw the attendance if the jays were not playing

>>75073254
biagini is okay and tepera is looking decent this year

but if we do somehow blow this then the season is unironically over

Be a genie

>>75073254
dont worry based joe will get us out alive

Sweet DPs

Drive sober or get pulled over

ah I missed this buck and pat banter

Pat is autistic for sure.

kind of wanted to see tepera pitch 2bh

>Russell "running"

>>75071468
Hey nice jogging, Martin. Don't tire yourself out, buddy.

LOL dumbass

Lieper got fat

ah the old saunders special

Let's so suspiciously looking asian man.

>tfw no closer

God please Rays, please walk off

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>>75073810
Ive seen that before from you fucks

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theres no scenario where grilli doesnt give up a 3 run homer here is there?

>>75073841
>grand slam

>>75073841
A 2 run homer

This isnt happening

This isnt happening

This isnt happening

>a 40 year old throws 94

hmm

THAT WAS A STRIKE DAMMIT

>Ball
Fuck off ump

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Well GG Rays. Ill be watching the Rapties tomorrow so enjoy the game you fuckers.

Hey boys, it doesn't get any better than this!

>>75073947
kys hocfag

>That Ray player made as fuck

>>75073960
KYS special snowflake

A6t least we got that first win off our backs. See you all again tomorrow.

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JAYS WIN

At least we aren't going to be the last team to win a game.

I AM READY FOR MY SUMMER CAR