OFFICIAL DETROT TIGERS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAMETHREAD

Tigers lineup
1. 2B Ian Kinsler
2. 3B Nick Castellanos
3. 1B Miguel Cabrera
4. DH Victor Martinez
5. LF Justin Upton
6. RF Tyler Collins
7. C James McCann
8. CF JaCoby Jones
9. SS Jose Iglesias

Big Red gonna go down.

And I can't find the whos lineup anywhere. If someone else can find it feel free, but the internet doesn't seem to care enough to bother with it.

>>75067153
Nm. Found it

1. Tyler Saladino (R) 2B
2. Tim Anderson (R) SS
3. Melky Cabrera (S) LF
4. Jose Abreu (R) 1B
5. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
6. Avisail Garcia (R) RF
7. Matt Davidson (R) DH
8. Geovany Soto (R) C
9. Jacob May (S) CF

How's the weather?

>>75067514
The whos are going to call it any second now due to lack of fans.

>cold and windy
Sounds like a fun time for baseball

Shields is gonna survive maybe 3 2/3 of an inning at most.

Shields will throw a shutout

How much is Shields being paid?

I love the fact that there are no fans at Guaranteed Rape, it lets me stretch out without bothering anyone.

>>75067760
One of the most desolate stadiums I've ever seen and I watched every game of that Tigers 2003 season.

>>75067657
3 1/3

Is Castellanos going to be elite this season?

>>75067811
Magic 8 ball says: signs point to yes

>>75067677
this

Miggy has no hits in 4 ABs this season. I think it might be time to consider a trade. He's clearly done.

>>75067872
Nah

Sox should be relocated to Vegas.

>>75067884
Nah. Winnipeg.

>Upton is good now

wat

>>75067677
Shit too many pitches already.

>risp
Shields just struck out the side throwing more balls than strikes..

global warming when?

Will the Charlotte knights have better attendance than the white sox this year?

>tigers jerseys are going to remind me Mr. I is dead for the rest of the season
I didn't ask for these feels.

>>75068036
this thread has better attendance than the white sox

>andershit

>>75068036
Is that their AAA affiliate? Wouldn't surprise me.

fug

>latoddunnzeroche

Thank you based streaky man

fuck

oh boy here we go

Shields is astoundingly bad

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>Leave for literally 30 seconds
>Home Run

>iggy

>>75068211
Are we at the point where we can accept we fell for a meme in Iggy?

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>leave to get lunch out of the oven
>home run

>>75068249
>oven
What are you gay?

You could literally count the people here at the Big Red Down Arrow.

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>>75068267
If being able to cook makes you gay then I'm flaming.

>>75068054
Comerica Park outfield, too.

>>75068267
Probably getting his Chicken tendies.

>>75068292
pork tenderloin

boyd against all rightys makes me nervous

>>75068244
I still want him to be good, but my hope is dwindling fast

Looked out to me live

>Miggy

Stretch longer you fat fuck

umpire you are my greatest ally

>>75068328
he just got a new agent iirc, he's not going to be here next season most likely

no reason to keep him and his contract when machado does the same thing. hell, romine can hit almost as good lel

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HOLY SHIT


DAVIDSON DIDN'T BREAK HIS FOOT RUNNING THE BASES

EYE ON THE BALL NOT THE WALL COLLINS

Collins is such shit.

E9

any of you guys pick up mlb the show 17? i got it last week and have been playing non-stop, RTTS mode is mega fun although i keep getting drafted to shit teams

>Jacob may
Just squeeze this fucker can't hit

>sac bunt turns into and RBI Double
hahahahahhaha

>nigers

BOYDDDDDDDDDDDD

WAHT THE FUCK LMAO

>That whole fucking sequence.

>>75068434
Oh it happened cool

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>>75068437
baseball is hard

Absolutely disgusting

if i'm may i'm asking to keep that ball

>>75068489
>>75068437
They gave him an error sadly.

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>tfw I fell for the Spring Training meme

>>75068510
yeah thats what i saw too but for some reason FSD broadcast said it's his first major league RBI

jesus christ iggy

>>75068510
Gotta love sympathy.

>>75068525
It's his 2nd rbi

timmah

Will Tigers pitchers ever learn how to field?

Avoid the Boid. He sucks.

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>Winning Pitcher: Shields, James

>>75068574
What happened to flim flam.

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>>75068570
lol.

abroo pls

>>75068574
yeah but who is going to replace him? Greene? Sanchez is bullpen duty now, we have no one else
>>75068591
he was supposed to pitch but he's been feeling ill so tiggers moved his start around

>>75068591
flu so they pushed him back to Saturday

>abroo

>RISP

>abrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>tfw you miss kate uptons aborted baby and all the old tigger trips
those were better days

>>75068670
>complain about trips
>complain when there's no trips
Decide

>>75068683
i dont care about trips in gamethreads, it's fun to chat with the same people for years

>>75068670
>>75068683
I only miss NoHs. He was my black friend.

And bees, my Chinese friend.

>>75068698
lel i'm bees, i just dont trip after some guy in red wings threads kept doxxing me so i just dont bother anymore

>>75068721
What the hell did you do to get that.

>>75068721
I missed you you lovely yellow bastard.

>>75068734
whenever the wings are winning i would pop into the threads and say how easy the game was. then one day the wings choked a lead away in the third and some wings fan just got really upset hahaha fuck if i know

>vmart

>>75068764
>getting doxxed by the guy on your side
yeah that's pretty 4chan

>>75068776
brad looks so comfy in the sun today

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>fifth starter has to be boyd or sanchez

Frazier looks like such a chode

>>75068822
i honestly think if boyd gets injured they will call up buck fucking farmer

Castellanos wanna be Machado so bad lmaooo

Spaghettifest - the game

>>75068781
I'm surprised a certain someone hasn't been doxxed in Blackhawks threads yet.

>sanchez warming up
wew

>fox literally calling south side of chicago a shithole
great stuff

welp

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Did that just happen?

Holy shit Soto.

Looks like the Sox and Tigers switched places for a day.

U CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOARD

Kill yourself, Brad

This guy is not a major league caliber starter

>MLB tv constantly re-showing the clip of fielder stealing a chip
pls stop

it's hard to imagine that boyd actually won the spot over sanchez

>>75068991
Yes he is and now he's your #1 starter.

>80 pitches through 2 and 1/3 inning
kek

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>>75069030

>>75069030
Sorry whos you got relegated to fifth starter/bullpen pitching

Rod and Mario are more annoying this year

t h a t
t h r o w
>>75069069
where tf is gibby

Dat throw tho

Don't look now but it's the 4th inning and James Shields is still pitching.

>>75069110
He's managed to keep a lead without throwing strikes. Whoa.

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>>75069110

>>75069128
So cebrebral I almost wonder if Brad taught him that.

Saladino COULD NOT BELIEVE he was out

>>75069146
show brad some respect. brad could get james shields winning games while eating a hotdog in the stands.

I miss Robin Ventura.

Well shit, he made it through 4.

>>75069181
That's what I mean. Shields is literally, unironically, somehow, winning a baseball game right this second in the year of our Lord two thousand and seventeen.

>>75069214
Grab your xanax. I'm sure Robin's leftover stash is somewhere in the dugout.

>>75069214
I don't

>>75069214
stockholm syndrome

>Castellanos

why do the tigers suck so much in the cold? we're from michigan. it's cold here.

Kenny Williams is a great member of the front office and deserves a 5 year extension.

Jerry Reinsdorf is the best owner in sports.

>tiggers baseball on
>re-watching Saw for the 1000th time
>raining hard out
>comfy gamethread
what an afternoon boys

>>75069290
half of them are actually from venezuela

nice work sanchez!

>how did Boyd get the starting job over Sanchez?

this is over it's fine real pitching at home tomorrow vs a good team

>>75069404
>losing a game to the Sox
Pack it in boyo, your team is now a dumpster fire.

hahahaha WEW

I honestly still believe the Tigers will win this game. If anyone could blow this it's the whos.

is davidson elite?

Sigh

HAHAHA LETS FUCKING GO SANCHEZ

>>75069417
we're getting luckswinged to hell but yeah we aren't that great this year

These 17 fans are happy as fuck

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was that supposed to be a "fast" ball lmao

>>75069451
I know I am.

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I never liked baseball desu

>>75069451
They'll each get to take home a run of their own by the end of the game

davidson just hates the minor leagues pretty sure

How do we get more than 5 people to show up a White Sox game? I think what we need to do is have a combination 10 Cent Beer night/Disco Demolition Night promo.

Who else /has a sandnegress for a neighbor and have to hear her screaming in her Orc Speech over the phone for hours every single day/?

>>75069474
I remember last year I went to one of the final games, Sox vs t__s I was chilling a couple rows behind home plate when one of the Sox hit a foul literally 5 seated away. I couldn't get it because some old guybeat me to to. We lost but it was amazing

>>75069521
My neighbors are too far away to hear. Feels good man.

>>75069514
First 50 fans win Garcia having sex with their wives.

>>75069521
Where I live it's being gentrified. But for the most part is still black and Hispanic with a little white mixed in

>>75069541
I live in a white town. I have no idea where this dune coon came from. The government probably gave her the apartment when we droned her terrorist family.

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Boys, this is unreal
I can't believe my Sox are killing today.
>Tfw you remember Kansas City
It's gonna be a comfy week

>>75069550
Wow rod is right literally identical

>>75069550
did they really imply this equivalency lmao

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>>75069571
awooooooooo

>>75069550
Are you implying Rod Allen is batshit insane?

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>>75069514
we already have a decent beer selection/prices for a ballpark

>>75069559
I wouldn't mind living with white people if it meant not dealing with Muslim. But if more white people move in you know Muslims are next

not a strike

>>75069571
got a gust over 50mph here. this isn't comfy any more.

>>75069649
I wouldn't know, I'm in my room eating chips watching the game

James Shields is pitching in the 6th inning and it's working.

>>75069724
It makes me wonder: how long will this last?

>>75069731
>doubting James "Cy Young" Shields
shiggy diggy

apologize to James right now

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>>75069724
>>75069731
>>75069763
>>75069768

>Tfw when you remember Kansas City

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>>75069768
Someone kidnapped James Shields and replaced him with a decent doppleganger.

James "2000.00 ERA" Shields will not last the game.

>>75069621
What are you, Meheecan?

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>>75069889
Yes
Also need aberu

>detoilet

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>tfw every single shitty pitch has a Mr. I patch on it

>>75069918
As soon as he died, you went to shit.

>>75069918
What's the meaning behind it?

>>75069927
his satanic voodoo magic will be sorely missed.

This game should be under protest desu

>>75069903
That's a shame.

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>>75069963

>>75069934
Mr I. is what our wonderful owner was called before faggot God murdered him.

>>75069977
How so ?

>>75069992
All MLB games should be reviewed by Brad to see if the game was based enough to count towards the standings.

A BIG GREEN UP ARROW.

>>75070007
This game wasn't based at all. Whos totally got lucky fuck this shit I'm going home.

>>75070008
>April Comedy Central shenanigans sans being in New York against the Yankees
If they keep this shit up, it'll be false hope 2.0 from last year. I just can't see them being consistent.

m-m-maybe tomorrow

kek did that graphic say that was soto's 6th HR of the season?

>alex wilson still kinda shitty
man that sucks

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I wonder how Zimmermann feels now that he didn't start today.

>avi

>avishit

Watch the Whos choke this lead.

>avila
well

that one's for you nohs

>>75070278
9 to go.

>avila almost dingers and gets an RBI
brad you fucking mad man

how do you do it

Mikie mahtook just screams AAAA player. Someone tell me he might be better

>>75070363
but that's exactly what he is, not good enough for majors but JD is injured so it is what it is

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So can we just label Boyd a bust yet? Fulmer and Norris gonna be sick tho.

>>75070410
Boyd showed promise last year. He might become a dependable back of rotation guy.

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>TRUE OR FALSE: Pic related will be in the Hall of Fame.

>>75070410
Probably a semi-bust, but not the end of the world. The rotation is still fine, 4/5 good pitchers isn't anything to get mad about. Of course when zimzam gets injured it is going to really fucking suck

I'm just waiting to see if/when Jimenez gets called up this season

>>75070449
Woke me on Jimenez. Who is he. I haven't paid serious attention to our minors in the last year.

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>buonafied player of the beef
sasuga stone

>>75070462
Top closer prospect who went from high-A to AA last year and was about to get called up. Has two good pitches, similar to Rondon in size/pitch speed but needs to work on his closer

If he continues to work hard he should be a really good closer I think. Here's a quick and easy read on him

http://www.blessyouboys.com/2017/2/5/14191554/detroit-tigers-prospect-rankings-joe-jimenez-scouting-report

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>detoilet

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>>75070515
>Tigers might have a good closer one day

>>75070525
Yeah I'm looking forward to 2018 when he'll probably make the opening day roster, right now he's just thriving in minor leagues and our bullpen isn't THAT awful on paper to warrant him getting called up now.

Interesting times

>iggy going 0-8 to start the season
new agent is panicking

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>2-11
>To the whos

Fuck man

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See ya tiggys at the end of the month.

ggs as usual whos

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>>75070578