ROYALS VS. TWINS GAME THREAD

is the season officially over if the royals lose today?

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>>75067040
No. you fucking pessimist. The only real weak link is Strahm.

>>75067071
the bottom of the order is a blackhole

>>75067081
The whole lineup is cold right now. But I am confident they can warm up the bats. Strahm has absolutely lost them any chance at coming back. 81 ERA.

>>75067098
but you wont win many games if you only score one run

another shitty at bat. wtf were these idiots doing in the spring

>>75067026
This is better than yesterdays pic the order is correct thank you op

>>75067108
I know that. I'm still confident that they can do it. A shit start is nothing new to me. Hell I have been a fan here for 13 years.

>>75067120
Good question. They were 17-15 so they had something. They seem to have lost it.

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>>75067071
what is this
don't be rude

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Royals.

>>75067138
this team has way more talent than the teams from the 90's and 00's. no reason to play as bad as this

>>75067156
it's two games dumdum
they're a streaky team

are the royals actually going to extend hosmer

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>>75067148
Don't make me use my meme magic to school you boy.

>>75067163
hofmer gives me an extension lol and iot's a long one too

>>75067148
>chiefs earring
what a whore

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>>75067164
wow such rude

>>75067163
If they extend him and not Moose I will be pissed.

Fuck, I was mad they went with Gordon over Zobrist. As much as Gordo is the face of the team, he is old as balls and injury prone.

>>75067175
The Chiefs need some love.

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>>75067177
When you post, the memes sing.

>>75067163
they didnt get a deal done before the season so he is going to be a free agent. tho most likely he will be traded at the deadline

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>>75067191
we need meme now more than ever

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>>75067208
stop posting cartoons fag

>>75067071
>No offense
Senpai, plz don't do this to yourself, they need to find themselves if the offense continues like this its over

Uhh, go Twins?

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>>75067229
anime is real dummy

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>>75067191
Sir, you've got a thumbnail. Have the full thing.

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>>75067208
That we do. That we do.

>>75067205
This depends on how they are in the standings as it nears. If they are in contention I expect SOME moves at the trade deadline to shore up weaknesses*cough* bullpen*cough*. The core of the team should stay through the season in this case.
If they are not, expect a firesale.

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This image is how I feel about the season so far.

But we'll come back guys!

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>>75067254
Thank you sir.

>>75067229
Fight me boi

>>75067274
love it

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>>75067274

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>>75067287
Should I put a royals hat on this man?

>>75067258
>This depends on how they are in the standings as it nears.
likely fighting with the whos for last place

>>75067287
oh man is that beard boy without the beard ?????

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>>75067304
That is beardboy without the beard.

>>75067312
simply epic

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you chinese cartoon fucking shits need to get out

That bearded fuck cheated and interfered.

>>75067287
>>75067325
Don't be mad, he made a fair catch. It would have hit the top of the wall past the yellow line and gone out. Home run all the way.

>>75067297
You shut your whore mouth. the K is nothing like Guaranteed Rape Field.

>>75067324
Who dis?

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>>75067325
this was it the last frame before the ball bounced down into the glove. It'd have easily been a HR either fucking way.

>>75067325
he was at least 10 feet back from the wall and even more if you account for the camera angle

>>75067324
who is this

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>>75067071
i still believe

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>>75067343
They love making us sweat though.

Royals have no fans. The Jays have an entire country including myself. We deserved to go to the WS.

>>75067336
Wait guys, look at the bearded mans face in this

that shit eating grim lmao.

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>>75067355
need to start dripping desu

>>75067357
>Muh batflips
GTFO syrupnigger.

alright enough with the walks

i'm serious you guys

>>75067341
>who is this
not telling you until you stop posting cartoons

pl-pl-please hammel no walk

why is this game scheduled so early on a weekday?

>>75067385
I'm done for this game. No promises on the rest of the season though.

>>75067393
Because you touch yourself at night.

I don't know other than that. I wasn't invited to that meeting.

>>75067393
because nobody goes to twins games anyways

>>75067393
i was invited to the meeting where you were touching yourself but i didn't go because it seemed a little gay

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God fucking damn it. Yost needs to get up the ass of the pitching staff. This shit is unacceptable.

oh man

oh man oh man

Rookie mistake.

>missing that tag
TRADE EVERYONE NOW

is mondesi the worst player in baseball?

>>75067444
he's the future, him and Strahm and I guess Jorje Soler

the future is quickly approaching and it doesn't look great

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>>75067406
its some bitch named hilarie burton

>>75067455
looks like it is back to 100 L seasons desu

>>75067444
he was hyped so much now im starting to believe it was all bullshit

>>75067444
Probably. and checked

>>75067455
Dont forget Walk'em Off Soria.

>>75067467
Don't do this to me, Royals.

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>getting swept by the twins

Enjoy last place Fag city

>>75067457

I'd pee in her butt.

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>>75067483
mad about royals?

>>75067479
soria gives me ptsd

>>75067483
You are confusing KC with Toronto there pal.

>>75067498
He gives us all the PTSD.

Fucker can't handle the pressure of a close game.

at least they got swept by a good team, perennial winners, a real contender team

>>75067515
I'd rather get swept by the Whos.

>>75067515
Game ain't over yet. There is still some more baseball to play.

>it's a "royals swing at garbage" episode
do they have to show this one every single day

royals suck again. at least going to games will be more fun now

>75 replies
>11 posters
>1 of them was me
Nice fanbase you got there

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>>75067587
mad?

>>75067587
Do we shit up your team's game threads? No. Fuck off.

This thing where Gordon's so patient at the plate that he watches strike 3 fly by him twice a game is getting really old here fellas

Not trying to be a pessimist but they really, really gotta get their shit together or trade anyone with any kind of value whatsoever

>>75067587
>75 replies
>7 replies per fan average

Oh boy, people discussing their team and having fun, how horrible.

>>75067587
I'll also give this shit bait a (You) because that's how we do I guess

>>75067620
this is the year we restock the farm m80

>>75067620
Gordon knows he is retiring a Royal. He doesn't give a fuck anymore. That's part of why I am still mad they took him over Zobrist.

>>75067620
the problem with gordo was giving him the 18 per year because of sentimentality. Should have let him walk after the chip.

>>75067662
This. SO FUCKING MUCH THIS

GO TWINS

>>75067647
>>75067662
soemtimes you have to keep the fans happy

>>75067686
I'm a fan. I'm not happy.

Oh you mean the fucking normies...

>>75067704
do you remember how mad people were after the james shields trade? that x1000 if they didnt resign gordo

>>75067728
Yeah yeah. Still a stupid move.

>>75067633
Kek the shit bait did work

>>75067728
i agree to some extent, but people will forget everything if you win

>>75067761
ben zobrist wasnt the difference between last year's royals and another world series run

Go Royals!!

>>75067787
No but he was a pretty big component of the 2015 win. And far less injury prone.

>one hit against the twins 3rd starter
long fucking season ahead

>>75067728
The Shields trade brought us Wade Davis right? The normies might have been mad but I liked it.

>>75067892
wade davis was a throw in that the royals demanded because they wanted to use him as a starter and be able to say they got 2 starters out of the deal. even though he proved he was much better in the bullpen in tampa the royals tried him as a starter anyways and the rest is history.

THANK YOU BATHED PERETH

SALVY DONG
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Why does perez have ramen noodle hair?:

neat salvy dong

Moss is straight ass

>>75068004
Good question. No one knows. No one can understand him.

>>75068018
he's in a price chopper commercial where he walks up behind a couple that is shopping and yells a bunch of jibberish at them. shits hilarious

jirschele saved by the retarded left fielder

>>75068038
where can I see this

Drip time?

>>75068038
I know. Its great.

incoming gordon k

jfc paulo

what was paulo doing?

>>75068167
freaked out when the ball went into the shade

that is actually an interesting side effect of the no pitch rule. HMM i wonder how it will be used.

>>75068229
no pitch intentional walk two straight players so the guy up to bat doesnt even have his helmet on yet

DEEP MOOSE DONGER

MOOSE DONG

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

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these motherfuckers are pros at giving out the dongs

capitalize

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DRIP DRIP DRIP

Small ball here. Don't be a hero Orlando.

TAG UP

WELP

bottom of the order is a black hole sun

Im not upset with that starter performance. I just wish they would work on the giving up walks.

>nobody up to the railing to help moose out
fuck this stupid team

AL Central is the most bro division ever

only team I hate is the Royals because I'm a bootyblasted Mets/O's fan

LET'S GO TWINS

this might be the worst bullpen ever assembled

>that mcdouble promotion
neat

>royals bullpen

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

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>>75068676

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>tins

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anyone ITT have any homer hankies?

pops broke these out in the ALDS run in '02
SPOILER ALERT: they didn't work

>>75068746
story here?

>>75068748
>hankies
why is minnesota so gay

>>75068723
that's actually me in the bottom left

>feelsbadman.jpg

>>75068757
the twins hit a dinger and when the ball went into the bullpen one pitcher punched another

>>75068774
no shit. i was asking if anyone knew the motive behind the punch.

>>75068793
bantz

>buston

>>75068774
was it real or a joke?

this buxton guy needs to go back to the minors

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>giving up a hit to mondesi

guys is it too early to worry gordon is trash?

>>75068912
nope

who else caught "COME ON GET YOUR BUTT IN THE BOX!"

lol butt. even when they're mean they're minnesota nice

THE WORST BULLPEN EVER PUT TOGETHER

im feeling a comeback

>>75069456
Im feeling a buzz so maybe.

fuck this gay earth

Well GG twins. See you later in the season.