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/180/: BETWAY PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS NIGHT 10

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With Jelle Klaasen banged up in Goor police station for more mong dick exposure and Kim Huybrechts now Antwerp's answer to Oliver Twist, the Betway Premier League playoff phase starts across the Irish Sea in Dublin. Nothing's changed except a different pair of players will play twice for the next four weeks.

League leader and autism's Michael van Gerwen starts the night against bipolar disorder's James Wade. MVG got his revenge on Peter Wright with a crushing 6-1 victory in the Players Championship 6 final and restarted his TV streak by slapping Dave Chisnall silly last week. Wadey was so annoyed by Sky's new refcam gimmick last time out he decided to throw rubbish for five legs; a repeat here would do his already slim O2 chances no good at all.

Next, what could be the last ever El Dartico. Raymond van Barneveld has not lost in the PL for a month, and after ruining Wadey, Phil Taylor is definitely in his sights. The Prowler struggled to put Klaasen away in Cardiff, and a defeat here would really jeopardise his play-off chances. Alas, this is probably going to be a headshaker masterclass with a RVB sub-90 average and woeful post-match interview.

Chokers then collide in catastrophic Chizzy and major fluker Clownman. Wright "won" 7-0 last week against Kimbo, but his last actual PL match saw him blow loads of finishes and lost to Pheel despite a 102 average. For St. Helens's most intelligent man, it is more about damage limitation now as there is no way he's going to get to the last four.

The Gameraiser Classic follows as Gary Anderson plays Adrian Lewis. Their meeting last week saw a sublime Gando average 107 in a 7-3 rout, but with Aidey having removed a 114-averaging MVG from PC5 before winning it, this time it should be a lot closer.

Ending the evening is a repeat of the aforementioned Wade-RVB game which will hopefully be a lot better than the one-sided crap served up last time.

Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 3.
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>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm BST start, all matches best of 12 legs)
James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade v MvGOAuTism
Barney v Taylel
Chizzy v Snakeshite
Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v SnackP&Ot
Bipolar Birthday Boy v Diabetic Dutchman

>Week 10 preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/15e6pk6o9kv9e172x67n79le0i/title/betway-premier-league-dublin-preview

>Week 9 review
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/11abo4z83x1h310sh561c1zy7c/title/betway-premier-league-night-nine
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>>75066999
nice :DDD
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>>75067027
>reverse 45 out
it's the little things
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Got a cheeky ticket for this last night lads

Got my voice ready to boo the groper
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alri, lads. Glad to be home tonight for some PL action.

>>75066999
Consider them checked
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>>75066999
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why is /180/ literally the only general on this board that has decent OPs?
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>>75067423
Because /180/'s OP is based.
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bro's I finished cricket in 11 darts at the bar last night.

I'll never do it again these guys are insane.
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>>75067531
>cricket
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>>75067423
>/180/
>a general
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THE GREATEST YEAR OF HIS LIFE
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And we're on now.
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>the absolute state of John Fat

stick to black shirts mate
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>>75067645
U mirin'?
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>>75067645
It still amazes me only Part, Barney and Priestley managed to defeat Taylor at the Circus Tavern.

Since the move to Ally Pally:
>Mardle, Wobblester, Chizzy, Blubby, Gando, Klaasen, RVB
have all beaten Pheel in the Worlds.
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>Russ doing MCing
oh god
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>it's a Russ Bray episode
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New chants?
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No surprise to anyone at all that "refcam" has been dumped in the bin after last week.
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>>75067841
it'll have plenty of friends.
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>>75067857
To this day I can't believe that was genuinely a thing.
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Wade playing solid af.

>>75067857
errytime
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>van autism
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>van Gherkin
lamo
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Clutch af 84
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>MVG break
#prayforwade
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Poor Wade
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Lol get fukt
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THAT 138

WHEN WADE WAS ON 41 AFTER 9

THIS
IS
AUTISM
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AUTISMED
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HAHAHAHA WTF
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Nice hax m8
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>sky directors
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>Sky
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why is wayne mardle still fucking talking
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[sub-90 shitfest intensifies]
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MVG sniffed a little bit too much paint before the interview.
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>>75068196
Must have been the reason for the delay.
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B A R N E Y
A
R
N
E
Y

>>75068204
lyl
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>le voice man
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Who is this new MC and what did he do to John McDonald?
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>>75068274
John's out having a threesome with the regular walk-on girls
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>Barney barely looking at Pheel
IT'S ON
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>these boos
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Guys im scared there will be a joint interview on stage afterwards and barney will make a speech
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Well theyve paid their money.tiff
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>>75068305
>gary plummer and all the team at target
>ronnie o'sullivan
>robbie williams
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>Borney
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>Taylor is so bad now he managed to give an 80 averaging Barney two shots at a double
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>be greatest dart player of all time
>get booed
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THAT BARNEY 121 ON THE LITTLE RED BUTTON
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>>75068370
AND NOW TAYLOR WITH THE CRUELLEST OF ALL FINISHES
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>Could potentially be the last televised match up of these two

lol sure
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>pheel
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'MON BARNEY
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THAT HUGE 124

TAYLOR SEETHING
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DAT 124
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ALL SMILES
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FUCK
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>barneveld
Shouldn't have thrown the 140. A straight 100 would have been better.
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>Barney
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And so endeth Barney's winning run.

Now brace for horror.
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...ugh
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>paid their money
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>THEYS PAID THEIR MONEY
EVERY FUCKING TIME
FUCK OFF
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BINGO
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>they paid their money
lamo errytime
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>Chisnall v Wright
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>clownman wearing wallpaper
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>not getting little richard to mc
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>>75068856
I wouldn't be able to take him seriously doing the main PDC announcing. He's done some at the UK Open.

Great guy but it would just be so surreal.
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johnny fat trying to talk as much bollocks as physically possible, christ
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Tonight's standard has been ridiculous.
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Jizzy's shirts are consistently terrible
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>>75068997
>needs the event and location on the back of each one so Roger doesn't have to keep reminding him where he is

Although he was confused today when trying to work out where Nilbud is.
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DAT 145
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>clownman losing to a certified retard
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>>75069032
Theyre more like gut sacks than shirts.
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>Peter Wright managing to lose to Dave "Utter shit in short formats" Chisnall.

Tumblrman has to go
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>Chizzy
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>Jizzy
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>>75069109
>>75069190
>(You)
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>>75069190
>manages to draw

CHOKER COMING THROUGH.
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>Jizzy gets 1 away from a win
>promptly shits himself and gifts a draw to Clownman
This is why he will never win a major.
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BASED SNACKPOT
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>J$CKPOT
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Gameraisers clearly had a bet on both of them averaging under 100.

This has been a dire leg.
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>that 160
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>anderson finishing
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Hello, my darkest friend.
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Who got the boos earlier
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>>75069639
#throwback
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>7-3 last week
>7-3 this week
FIXED
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YOU NOW REALISE THAT JACKPOT LEWIS IS THE BEST PLAYER OJ EARTH
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>>75069691
Aidey played awesome then. Pure talent.
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>>75069691
Shouldn't you be getting the ferry tickets ready, Keith?
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I think Aidey's drunk.
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>>75069759
*rambling intensifies*
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Barney genuinely looks like he can't be arsed to play another match.

Fucking pathetic.
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>Barney stood for ages staring blankly into space
SOMEONE GET THE INSULIN
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>Barney already in depressed mode
...oh boy
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>MC @JohnMcDonald_MC cannot be with us this evening due to illness, so we have the always excellent @Russ180 standing in.

Get well soon Johnny Mac.
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Why is Barney pissed off?

Because he got BTFO by Taylor?
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>>75069899
On the subject of Sex on the Oche, it was his 53rd birthday yesterday.

Incredible he's still in the top 32 after such a long spell in the PDC. It's that wonderful throw that's done it.
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>>75069983
Because he's Barney.
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>>75069983
He's a manic depressive basically
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>meds man
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>>75070095
>average 110 and get autism'd
>implode against headshaker
Happy 34th birthday, James.
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>>75070119
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>>75069726
What does that mean!
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>>75070119
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>>75070119
Whoops forgot the image
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>barney whining about everything again
Stop fucking doing this, Ray.
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Goodnight, /180/. See you.
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And that D16 closes a glittering night on the Emerald Isle.

James Wade couldn't celebrate his 34th birthday in style as he yet again became a victim of Michael van Gerwen. The Machine recorded only his second-ever 110+ TV average, and after benefiting from a MVG bust to go 4-2 up, lost 4 straight legs but took it into leg 12 with a crucial last dart 88 on D14. The Dutchman then dropped in a winning 138 on D12 with Wade on 41 for the draw to conquer with a 114 average.

Phil Taylor was, as usual, the victor in El Dartico. Back-to-back bull finish 121s from both men saw Taylor go 2-1 up and eventually 4-1 up as Raymond van Barneveld couldn't get close. RVB smacked in 124 to pull it back to 4-3 but didn't win another leg as Pheel rolled off a 106 average and then whined about the crowd booing him.

Dave Chisnall already looks eliminated from the play-off race as he bottled a 3 leg lead to end up drawing with Peter Wright. Chizzy had two attempts at a 9 darter in the match, and his highlight was a wonderful 145 to go 4-3 ahead. Alas, 7 legs were not to be for the dim one as he let Clownman in at 6-3 and ended up a dart behind in each of the remaining legs.

Adrian Lewis gained revenge for his 7-3 loss to Gary Anderson last week with the same scoreline in his favour following a disastrous Gando doubling display. Seven missed darts in leg 2 was the beginning of his troubles with a 14% checkout rate overall. Snackpot showed excellent composure in his setups from around 260 onwards and it was great to see him play like this.

Wade's playoff hopes are surely over yet again as he gave up against a nonplussed RVB, not putting anything together and winning just 2 legs. Like it often was last year, the second match was clearly too much for both of them.

It's Liverpool next week with these fixtures:
>Gary Anderson v Dave Chisnall
>Michael van Gerwen v Peter Wright
>Adrian Lewis v Raymond van Barneveld
>Phil Taylor v James Wade
>Peter Wright v Gary Anderson

See you then.
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